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Who will be the biggest BEASTS of Death Battle 2026?
*mogs Atem and Jaden*
>TIME TO GET YOUR GAME ON, TENNYSON!
>>151720438Zexal fans will never live it down if Yuma jobs his Death Battle. He's like the Yugioh equivalent to Archie Sonic
Give us a dragon fight you cowards.Deathwing vs whoever.
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>151720468Composite Marvel, DC and Dragon Ball was just completely atomized...
>OMG OMG THEY GOT LE HECKIN POKEMON SINGER ON THE TRACK!>WHEN HE SAID "VOICE OF A GENERATION" THAT WAS US GUYS! HE WAS TALKING ABOUT US! DAE ELSE CRY MY FELLOW SOILENNIALS? SO FRAKKIN EPIC!!! IN THIS LIFE THERE'S NO PATHETIC CARDS NO ONE IS WORTHLESS!!!>OMGGGGGG I JUST LOOOOOVE WATCHING MY ZOOMER WEB SHOW WHILE I WATCH TADC AND SMILING FRIENDSRINO FUUUUAARK WE'RE ALL SO SAD AND SUFFERING UNDER LATE STAGE CAPITALISM WE'RE SO CONNECTED SO ALONE I'M GONNA PLAY SOME E33 AND SILKSONG TO BECOME COOOOONNECTED TO MY GENERATION WITH MY FURBABIES, MAN I LOVE BLACK COUNTRY NEW ROAD>HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING CHONKING SNOW!!!
The mangaka of Yugioh was a huge fan of Western comics so it makes sense why there is so much busted powerscaling in it
>>151720451It will be worse if Yusei jobs since 5Dfags have no concept of such a thing happening
>>151720554Yusei has literally never lost so no he won't job.
A cuck who can't control his wienerA cuck who can't control his wienerSo hard to believe I'm an MCOvershadowed by my childhood bullyBelieve me I'm weaker than RubySo bullying street tiers is the only move that makes sense'Cause I ain't really got a girlfriendWitnessing Ochako's virginity endDon't wanna cuck me again? Then I don't wanna live'Cause I'm an undignified, sterilized, subhumanInciting this violence,Against all street tiers like MilesThis hell that IThis hell that I won't surviveMy cock keeps on getting smallerI have no fans for you to stealA cuck that can't control its wienerI hear Ochako moan and squeal
>>151720486*glomps you*
>>151720563He lost offscreen to Jack, we never saw it but it did happen
You know what Yugi, you're right. You got me. 0-1. And it was a damn good fight too, I'll give you thatBut do you think I really care?Yugi, I think you've misunderstood something. I'm the protagonist of the best selling franchise. I don't follow you, you follow ME. My goal for over 25 years has been to get stronger. But you? Even with 0-1 you're still stuck on being obsessed with making more money than me. But deep down you know. You will never surpass me.You will always be the butt of jokes. When someone needs to get his girlfriend stolen it's always you isn't it? You gave up, cried, and died to Zorc, I transcended and defeated Leon.You got your ass kicked by Marik at your full power. I had a nerfed Pikachu against Snivy.You got destroyed by Kaiba. I put up a good fight against Gary.DB? I pitied you Yugi. That was the only reason I didn't use the Creation Trio and obliterate you. But you, in all your pride and ignorance, had to go and kill a bunch of innocent Pokemon and fuck shit up for everyone just to "settle the score" with me, and THAT'S what pisses me off the most.You're pathetic Yugi. You've never had a successful manga, you've never been anyone of any importance in GX, 5D, hell even the fanfics LIKE Duel Links. Nope, you can't do anything, even your Time Wizard was proven useless the very same novel it was introduced. And while you were getting beaten by Magic the Gathering? I laughed.This is all you are Yugi. A sad little man who's entire mental state hinges on a decade old rivalry that I've long since forgotten about. Digimon can make good RPGs, Medabots is an insane evil version of me, Palworld pushed me to my absolute limits, and Yokai Watch was the fight of a lifetime.But you? Heh, well if I ever need an accountant to tally up the score, I guess I know the perfect man for the JOB.
>>151720438He is the protag with the most losses though.
>>151720486There you go, the soillenials line really ties it all together
>>151720503Well no not really, the direct work by Kazuki isn't really that powerscaler brained.But he was very much a fan of western properties (Duel Monsters and Pegasus are literally Magic the Gathering references and Richard Garfield [influenced on a childhood trip to another country]).
On the Second Day of /co/mas, Death Battle gave to meTwo sweet soulmatesand a Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151695555 . To roll for the Third Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice. Btw kinda work shopping the spider-cuck, if anyone's got an actual line for "one neutered negro" that fits the first day better I'm open to hearing it
Yusei jobbed to Jack off screen.Yusei jobbed to Kallen on screen.>B-b-but his life points didn't hi-He lost. Kallen beat him then called him a fucking fag and left without taking his soul.
>>151720554Yusaku is the Yugioh protagonist with a 100% win rate and he has no good match ups
>>151719207I would give the priest class to influencers like Death Battle.Mods are more like inquisitors.
>>151720563Proved my point instantly
>Why are you so bitter and angry all the time anon
>>151720588My hero CHADsh would never say this
>MTG would totally beat Yugioh in a Death Bat- oh...
>>151720486>get pokemon singer for a Pokemon vs Yugioh battle>most of the song sounds like the yugioh opening>most of the lyrics reference yugi>sounds nothing like the original pokemon opWhat was the point?
>>151720410>Almighty
>>151720611He drew 3 times. Yusei never did.
>>151720604Three Frauds CheckedPicture is Dante, Blade, and Kyle getting checked at an airport by Clive
>>151720410Okay ladies, time for a new tourney, but this time, lets try to focus on villians and more out there characters so we get a cool thing going like Makima vs Haru urara and how Liko got her fucking soul enslaved.Also dont bother, i wont be adding Charlie Kirk or other intentionally bad faith proposals.
>>151720685Kill yourself listroon
>>151720685The Thing from The Thing
>>151720445Alien X being vulnerable to magic is almost a death batle esque reason to give Jaden the win.But, sadly there is no argument out there that would get Jaden past the 27D limit to "really" beat Alien X
>>151720685Castlevania Death
>>151720685A Zerg Hydralisk
>>151720685JJ902
>>151720685Connor, the Android send by CyberLife
>>151720685Lace from Hollow Knight Silksong
>>151720685Agent Smith from MatrixYou can have him assimilate the loser into another agent smith too
>>151720685Asuka from Eva since she can solo all of gundam
>>151720604Three Ruby spanking!Ruby Rose is on Kratos’ knee, panties down and getting spanked. Behind Kratos is Goku and Batman in a scene like Airplanehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0chd6ZP1p6Y
>>151720685Jax
>>151720704
>>151720685Reverse Flash
>>151720685Hitomi J Cups Tanaka
>>151720685Santa Claus
>>151720849who>>151720800which
>>151720873Hitomi Tanaka, Japanese porn star.
>>151720873Google the name then use whichever the first result is
>>151720915TADC Jax it is
>>151720801Yeah, that is what i was referencing.
>>151720685Kratos
>>151720685CynMurder Drones
>>151720685Dante dmc
>>151720685The entire Muppet cast of Sesame Street
EvangelionVivziePoP shitBen 10Marvel What other match-ups can DB do for a video not to flop?
>>151720446Death Battle is more like the evil priests who feed their demon god through ill intentioned matches.
>>151721010
Wich loser would sit in this chair?
>>151721010Literally any relevant shonen match
>>151721045Kratos.
>>151720685Dawn from Pokemon
>next Death Battle Cast>Instead of addressing anything death battle general assumed they would, they spend the entire cast apologizing for and bashing Kratos vs Spawn, saying it was completely wrong.These threads would be completely unusable. I hope it happens.
LET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO I CAN SENSE THAT POWER INSIDE YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO CATACLYSMS WE BOTH SURVIVED THROUGH LET'S BATTLE, YOU KNOW THAT I CHOOSE YOU I CAN SENSE THAT POWER FLOW THROUGH YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO SO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
>>151720451Idk thats asking Astral to carry pretty hard
>>151720685George Floyd.
>>151720685Fuck off AIfag.
>>151721221Yuma beat Astral tho
>>151721045Listtroon.
>>151720685Nikocado Avacado and the Ass Void
>>151721010Basically any popular shonen fightAnything with InvincibleSteve vs TerrarianSakuya vs DIO OMM got crazy views back then but who knows how it would do now as a Death BattleFinn and Jake vs Mordecai and RigbyMewtwo vs BlackWarGreymon or ShadowMickey vs BugsSomething with Sailor MoonOri vs Hollow KnightFreddy vs PennywiseNess vs Frisk
>>151720704>>151720801>absorbs your magic
>>151721308It's hard to imagine Ness vs Frisk as anything but bullshit. Either you ignore Chara destroying the game and it's just a stomp in favor of Ness (remember, Frisk is only a threat to monsters because Undertale monsters are actual fodder trash that lose to anyone that hates hard enough in their general direction), or you include Chara and then Ness has no answer (only remotely comparable feat required help from both Paula and the Player).
>>151720410Shouldn’t Ash have been able to catch Yugi’s duel monsters in pokeballs?
>>151721343That sounds like a response to me, JUDGE
>>151721409Yugi would block the pokeball and tell him "don't be a thief"
>>151720410>low in defensedoes big shield gardna count? most of his monsters usually have balanced ATK/DEF
>>151720410Who is that JOBBER that Ash dispected and outskilled
>>151720581That's wild that the only time he lost was against the King
>>151720581Didn't Yusei cut that duel short because Jack tied up one of Yusei's friends and put him onto a boat into the ocean?
>>151721523>SHILLninjaEw
>>151721523BOOM
>>151721343Pretty sure that's not a thing he can do, otherwise he probably would've done it against Charmcaster or something
>MahoragaOkay this is epic
>>151721364I could see them doing that matchup in one of three ways>Ness takes stats against normal Frisk but ultimately lacks an answer to resets and Chara>Chara is excluded but Frisk gets scaled directly anyway and beats Ness>schizo superwanked Ness godstomps both Frisk and Chara until they give up on life
>>151721616I finally found when he sets it, it’s as he’s summoning all the monsters
>hulk and banner teamwork was needed to defeat godzilla>maka and soul teamwork was needed to defeat ruby>yugi and atem teamwork was needed to defeat ashFUARK friendship is so powerful...
>>151721666First two were the possibilities G1 went with, though apparently the research team is split on the match. I think Frisk would probably win though.
>>151721694What happened to Johnny and Zarathos's friendship?
>>151721702they're not friends kek they're like yuji and sukuna
>>1517210101. I could go for an Eva ep.2. fuck off that, terrible idea.3. okay I guess4. There's no shortage of Marvel characters to use
>>151721702>johnny and zarathos being so split caused their defeatThe theorem holds up
>>151721694If only this useless yellow fuck didn't just sit on Ash's shoulder after killing Krookodile
Say they opt to use a Vivzie rep for relevance/requests, what's the best case scenario for the matchup (that isn't some obvious spite thing)?
>>151721714>>151721722They've worked together a lot though and actively remerged when split before
>>151721753Murder Drones, probably
>>151721753Panty and Stocking with Scanty and Kneesocks against the IMPS due similar areas in fighting.
>>151721616So My Pharaoh SAVED Yugi and Ash would have RAPED Yugi otherwise
>>151721785What is this obsession with the RoR character?Ignoring the fact that the iron has gone ice cold on RoR he's a character that showed up once for an early fight that lasted a few chapters, has barely any feats or even dialogue and then fucked offI remember people wanted him to fight Asura as well. Bizarre
>>151721825His fight is still probably the most memorable and beloved one in the manga.I remember Swan really wanted to use a Record of Ragnarok rep when the manga was still at Buddha's fight, and then the anime came out and it killed all momentum.
>>151721825no one cares about RoR, people just like Adam he is fucking cool.Anime is gay and retarded and don't deserve a character that good.
In Death Battle you can only win by cheating
>>151721825Adam is really cool, and season 3 is actually animated competently so the iron might be heating up a little but probably for some guys who aren't Adam
>>151721825>>151721840>Still no goddess spin-off>Closest we get is The Morrigan offhandedly mentioning a tournament she wonI want to see Pele submission wrestling Kali, damn it!
>>151720622>ash grabs with his left hand, but immediately shows a clasped rightCmon anon
Goku vs Sonic, but with fanfic forms allowed.
>>151721938Sonic EXE wins and GAPES the entire DB multiverse and the fiction gigaverse
>>151720704Depends on if he still has Super Poly or not, would pretty much be game set at that point
>>151721797it's called teamwork, anon
>>151721938Ultra Instinct should beat Hyper Sonic
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO HBOC (DOWN TO HBOC)
>>151721616>>151721676It's a nice callback to the Pegasus duel where Yami trusted a card Yugi played.
Post characters who can create universes. NOW.
>>151721797they both have an army, atem is part of yugi's army like it or not.
>>151721722>>151721777They still hate each other. Al had better teamwork with K7 Leetha and that says a lot because Al regards Leetha as a disgusting tool at best and an extension of his torment at worst.
>>151721953>Ultra InstinctSuper Saiyan 7 victim
>>151721973Optimus: The god inside my disco ball can create a universe!Amuro: Well, so can my girlfriend!
Fear. Fear attracts the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally.
>>151721947>Sonic EXEspeaking of X. How does he actually do against Video Game Sonic or Archie Sonic?
>>151722003They're on 7 now?
>>151722007>Lalah>Amuro's girlfriend
>>151721989They don't really hate each other any less than Hulk and Banner
>>151722022>fanfic forms allowed
>>151722057Super Saiyan 5 is the only fanfic form we allow
>>151722062This is a TRAPPED AND BETRAYED GOKU board.
>>151721891Pele vs Kali would actually be a good idea for the next mythology battle.>Thematic>Sexy>Will piss off Saahs and Hawaiian nationalists>Easy to figure out the winner
>>151722013It's a fanfiction character so there's probably some story where he transcends real life and destroys all of composite fiction. But in his actual popular stories he and his verse would get RAPED and GAPED by any actual Sonic of pretty much any canon
>Rewatching Yugioh>Joey getting in fucking armor to fistfight some British asahole during the Orichalcos More potential than Yugi vs Ash? One on one fights seem cooler than an army one
>>151720410Are the yu-gi-oh video games a good way to practice the card game's rules?
>>151722084Probably not that match, but Joey is a lot more fun to use in vs battle than Yug because he lacks a lot of Yug's hax and bullshit.>No gods or goddesses>No fate manipulation>No magic puzzle powers>He CAN lose the time wizard coin toss
>>151722088Yeah, there’s also dueling nexus
>>151722088Yes, try Legacy of the Duelist. It's outdated due to Link Summoning, but it gets the job done in catching you up until Pendulum
>>151722102I just like when he punches people
>>151722084The metaverse cognition would make Joey's monsters real right?
>>151722130No, why would it? But obviously they'd have Ryuji be able to use his powers and Joey able to use his monsters for the sake of the fight
>>151722084Okay, Yugi beat Ash. Pretty sure Persona guys lose out to spells and traps. If we add Obelisk to Kaiba’s roster with Kaibatech, I think he beat the Kamen Rider guy. That’s a 3-0 right there
>>151722013It's a pretty autistic rabbit hole to dive into but as far as I'm aware, the current version of X (or the most popular one, whatever) would effectively lose a fight against any version of Sonic according to WoG
>>151722147Given how little Obelisk did in Yugi's matchup I feel like they're saving him for that.
>>151722140It makes enough sense to me, perceiving the holograms as real would make them tangible
>>151722130Technically Joey doesn’t need it because for some reason during the Leviathan thing, he summons monsters like Red ayers and Jinzo with no explanation
It won't happen because copyrights and all that, but what if Joker with The Mask shows up in DC KO? Can anyone genuinely beat him without tricking it off? And if someone does what does that mean for Toon Force scaling?
>>151722147Persona scales higher than Game Pokemon.
>>151722102joey vs rock lee
>>151722178It really doesn't unless it starts leeching off of SMT, but they were doing that in Gioker so whatever
>>151722178Just going off the Universal Joker and Glow Neos they did , and I’m guessing Ryuji isn’t the main character enough to say he’s able to do Satanael stuff
>>151722088It depends on the game. Master Duel is just the card game but digital, but it's a very "drop off the deep end" sort of game. It doesn't hold your hand, your expected to start building archetypes and taking minute long turns from the start.If you want to have a good experience, I recommend Duel Links. It's got more freemium bullshit than Master Duel (the box system is BULLSHIT and encourages you to shill out cash for a chance to get a single card that you want while Master Duel has wildcards that let you make any card you want) but speed duels are less aggravating and time consuming than normal duels, it's got rush duels as a game variant, and skills allow anime and meme decks to be viable in PvE and semi-viable in low level PvP (I've had a good deal of luck playing Soul Servant with Yugi's Master of Magicians).tldr: try Duel Links and if you don't like it try something else. Try Master Duel if you're hard core into the game.
>>151722081Who wins Pele vs Kali?
>>151722088As long as they aren't the really ancient "lmao we made all this up" games then yeah sure.I'd personally recommend the Tag Force games, Tag Duels themselves aren't really played in any major official capacity but you do plenty of 1v1 duels too and they follow official rules and are mostly set during good old school metas.
Wait a minute>This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned with "Legend of Heart". When a monster you control is selected as an attack target, you can switch the target to this card. During either player's turn, you can remove from play 1 Effect Monster from your Graveyard to have this card gain that monster's effects until the End Phase. Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can remove from play 3 monsters from your Deck to have this card's ATK triple each time it is attacked this turn.Doesn’t that mean if Joey got this card, every time someone throws a punch at it, it tropes in power. So 10 punches equals equals a 200,000+ multiplier off universal because exponential math aince it would still count as a single turn?
>>151722163The joker is already more powerful than all of DC put together sans batman.
>>151722102>No fate manipulationEh kinda. By virtue of being a good duelist means you have to have SOME amount of fate manipulation on your side
>>151722178Where does Ryuji scale?
>>151720685Mega Man
>>151722256Well joey did defeat orion due fate given that the god cards choose their master/Pharaoh connection, and orion was just a servant
>>151722265Theoretically he should basically be able to do anything Joker could do power-wise except some of the wild card shit like being able to access a thrembillion PersonasJoker scales as such:>Outerverse level (Both assisted and fought alone against Masayoshi Shido, who should be superior to Parvati, a Shadow within his Palace, who is an entity that holds the aspect of Kali Ma within herself, who is stronger than the likes of Baal), higher with Willpower | Outerverse level (Assisted in the defeat of the Holy Grail, the Administrator of the Collective Unconscious, who began the gradual fusion of Assiah and Kadath, and is superior to the likes of Enlil, who in turn is above Masakado), higher with Willpower | Outerverse level (Assisted in the defeat of Yaldabaoth, who was stated to be on a totally different level than the Holy Grail, and was ultimately the one to defeat him), higher with Willpower, far higher with Satanael (One-shotted Yaldabaoth with a Sinful Shell) | Outerverse level (Assisted in the defeat of Azathoth and Maruki, the former being stated to be on a whole other level than Yaldabaoth and is the master of the Faceless God), higher with Willpower | Outerverse level (Can meagerly damage and survive attacks from a full-powered Fused Adam Kadmon, the Primordial Man and the source of all existence, from which the Tree of Life and its Four Worlds arose, as well as the archetypal personification of the unbound potential of humanity's soul, making him the closest emanation of The Great Reason), higher with Willpower
>>151722297Have they ever fought?
Anyone that unironically uses terms like outerversal isn't worth listening to.
>jaden has no hax
>>151722309As a transgender woman of color, I agree with your opinion
>>151722212I'm sorry to report that the Saahs have this fight on lock. This isn't like Hercules vs Sun Wukong where it comes down to how you interpret this or that, Pele is just fucked.>Kali>Strongest form of the strongest goddess>Her husband Shiva thought the best way to stop her was to let her trample him and then realize what a monster she'd become. >Pele>Defeated by her sister Namaka>Defeated by snow goddess Poliahu>Her arch-foe is her pig lover>Technically not descended from the big Kane gods of Hawaii but a lesser Kane
>>151722297This scaling is wild>Joker defeated Shido, who should be superior to Parvati>Parvati is stated to have the power of all Creation in herself, so she should be superior to Anat, and thus be superior to Baal>Baal should be superior to Beelzebub, since Beelzebub is a knockoff of Baal's name and likeness>Beelzebub matches Metatron>Metatron's scaling is then that he's the second strongest being in all of creation, and "Stated to be metaphysically the same entity as Shaddai, and is thus comparable to other names of YHVH such as Sabaoth and Elohim, the latter of which personifies and governs the realm of Chokmah, one of the three primary spheres of the archetypal realm of Atziluth, which is said to exist beyond the very concept of dimensions altogether"And this is how Joker gets to 1-A. Imagine claiming this is why Joker beats Superman or something from this
>>151722389>the latter of which personifies and governs the realm of Chokmah, one of the three primary spheres of the archetypal realm of Atziluth, which is said to exist beyond the very concept of dimensions altogether"That’s just the afterlife in YGO
>>151722084>>Joey getting in fucking armor to fistfight some British asahole during the Orichalcosthe armors have some funny names... just saying
>>151722320If Super Poly fusing Jaden with Alien X isnt the end, id love a Honest W with Alien X Crashing with Neos and honest being the final move
If ben 10 couldn't defeat a pedophile then how come people expect him to defeat jaden?
>>151722413Does Yugioh lose any MUs?
>>151722478Joey Wheeler vs Guy Gardner
>>151722478Yugi loses to Digimon and Sakura Kinomoto.Jaden should lose to Ben 10 due to the dimensional difference.Kaiba doesnt lose to any of his MUs (i think)Yusei i think does beat Squall
>>151722506I’m pretty sure Yugi beats Tai just fine
>>151722512Pretty sure high end Digimon is outer
>>151722518One, refer to >>151722309Two, seen the same arguments for Yugioh ever since the DSOD stuff.Three, Tai doesn’t scale to his cosmology
>>151722478
>>151722544I guess we agree to disagree. Some can think digimon scales above infinite multiversal (4D) beings lile horakthy and some do not.
>>151722102There's also nothing really stopping his opponent from shooting him in the head
>>151722562Transcends dimensions, what don’t you understand
>>151722591Transcending dimensions =/= transcending the concept of dimensions/frameworks which Digimon casually does.
Is Yugioh really 5Ds?
>>151722411Which Joey doesn't scale to.
>>151722320>Create one of the most dishonest cards of the GX era>Call it "Honest"Cheeky.
>>151722613Joey casually defeated Marik who had Ra who is one third of the entire transcendent cosmology of Yugioh so you bet he scales
>>151722512Nope, Agumon Bond of Courage is at worst Equal to Omegamon by himself
>>151722478Tai maybe, but Yugi will likely win due to Holactie stalling out against Wargreymon while he does hax magic.>>151722562>>151722591The statements they cited for Holactie being multiversal are vague enough that they can get her to match any level of Wargreymon power they want with very little bullshit, certainly no more bullshit than they used for Kyle/Simon/Ultima/Hulk.
>>151722613Scales to Ra, who’s one third of Holactie
>>151722622>Joey casually defeated MarikThat's not what the scoreboard said.
>>151722631Actually that’s another point. Can’t Yugi just use Raigeki on Tai himself or Magic Cylinder the attack at him?
>>151722645Shut up downplayer Pokenigger faggot cunt nigger
>>151722555Urza is who Yugi fights if you want Yugi to lose. The very first thing Urza will do is planeswalk away and then attack with summons and spells from a concealed location when Yugi's guard is down. He will treat Yugi like Yawgmoth and plan for him, and Yugi doesn't have an answer to planeswalking.
>>151722478Trying to scale Yugioh to anything is inherently absurd because there's zero consistency in the actual cards themselves (just look at how absurd the flavor text is for monsters with even joke tier stats).>>151722555Jobs to Sparks>B-B-BUT YOU HAVE TO NORMALIZE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE I MEAN BECAUSE IT'S FAIR.
>>151721409No because yugi owns them, they are his monsters.
>>151722669>Yugi literally owns brown slavesWhy did Swank let him win again?
>>151722661Joey did not beat Marik. He lost. >he scales to RaNo. Ra kicked his ass. Twice.
>>151722610>Call it Yugioh 5Ds.>There are actually 6Ds.What did Konami mean by this? I mean outside of Crow shilling.
>>151722663There’s no prep time on DB
>>151722660That's pretty much how he wins. Holactie matches Wargreymon, and whether she wins or loses is irrelevant so long as she can hold him back and distract him long enough for Yugi to kill Tai, which he can do just by sending Celtic Guardian to chop off his head.Digidestined can also be mindfucked, as Izzy was against Vademon, so Yugi could just mindcrush Tai for GG.
>>151722682Lifestream dragon is in the 2nd ending.Fucking Blackwing shilling
>>151722682Little none fact but the Ds was always in reference to the number of signers who had dicks. When they added Crow, it became 5Ds.
>>151722692>Holactie matches WargreymonHolactie is a literal instant win condition when she touches the field thoughbeit.
>>151722622Joey was losing most of the fight, and he got humiliated by orion. Tea would've defeated marik. She has never lost a fight. So she would've won somehow...
>>151721163>next Death Battle Cast>Instead of addressing anything death battle general assumed they would, they spend the entire cast apologizing for and bashing Kratos vs Spawn, saying it was completely wrong.>These threads would be completely unusable. I hope it happens.
>>151722686He gets "prep time" in the same way Hulk got "prep time."The attosecond Urza senses something in the puzzle, he's going to planeswalk away, and there's nothing Yugi can do to stop him. Wally did a similar trick against Sonic. Once he's away, Urza is free to plan, plot, and do whatever he wants. He can span time walk and build a billion Karns loaded up with a billion Legacies and nuke Yugi's universe from a distance. Planeswalking means that Urza does not have to directly engage with Yugi unless he wants to, and Urza has always been a Machiavellian schemer.
I'm still mad that Jewnami of America never released Holactie outside of Japan. I don't care if she's a meme that has literally never been summoned in a serious duel, she's funny.
>mentioned in yugis overviewWho would make a good opponent for him?
>>151722723Warrior-Z... We know how much you love Kratos...
>>151722725>The attosecond Urza senses something in the puzzle, he's going to planeswalk away, and there's nothing Yugi can do to stop himAtem’s soul csn cross the afterlife to Yugi and sense spirits so track his ass to that plane
>>151722680>Pharaoh owns slavesNot exactly unheard of
>>151722711Well then we need to know if there are any instant win condition cards in the digimon card game and how they work
>>151722779Not how the game works
>>151722680During red vs tai fight they mocked pokemon due to promoting slavery. Which means than in a hypothetical tai vs yugi, tai because his bond is special and yadda yadda yadda
>>151722737Arale maybe?
>>151722748>Trying to catch an oldwalker through the blind eternitiesGood fucking luck with that. It makes the WH40K warp look like a picnic and Atem would be going into it blind.The scenario doesn't work out well for Atem at all. He tracks Urza, then goes through the blind eternities to wherever the fuck Urza went, probably Dominaria, dodging chaos energies and Eldrazi right and left, and Urza can just planeswalk again, and again, and again.It's the spiritual version of trying to hunt down Rambo in the woods if the trees were lovecraft monsters trying to devour your soul.
>>151721160>Char vs ErenEither Eren or Char, honestly. If we're limiting to an earth based scenario. Then Char's best mobile suits would be the Zaku II, Z'Gok, and Gelgoog. Along side with either the Hyaku Shiki or Sazabi (No Funnels). Along with beam weaponry, Newtype spatial awareness could also play into effect to fight Eren's Attack Titan form, but Eren can totally destroy Char's mobile suits.If it's Founding Titan Eren vs Char, unless you scale his Mobile Suits to be as agile as an omni-directional gear, then Char gets stomped by the Rumbling trying to reach Eren.
>>151722816>Making shit up on the internet.They just said Pokemon was a master pet relationship rather than true camaraderie, which they seem to have gone back on going by Ash vs Yugi.
>MtG keks coping because their franchise has recently been dying of a sad case of Fortnite-ification.
>>151722680Oh no no no no that was Atem's uncle, who was also genocidal. Atem's father was anti-slavery.
>>151722737
>>151722790What?
>>151722622>CasuallyMarik was toying with him the ENTIRE duel only slipping up at the very end
>>151722900Copium. Marik is a bad duelist carried by plot armor.
>>151722478Arguably digimon through having larger cosmology bullshit.
>>151722922>bad duelist carried by plot armor....but enough about Joey.
>xhe's shit talking joey againwhy do poketroons do this so much
>joeytroons can't handle his CANON loss to CHADrik
>>151722478>Yugi probably winsTaiJaceCardcapter girl>Yugi definitely losesDr. FateUrza
>>151722972Yugi is 13D compared to Dr. Troon's 12.3
>>151722959They don’t like the Serena jokes
Serena deserves to be raped and flayed alive by Buster Blader
What's going on right now?
What summons do the MtG cast have? Or is it just shit from their color and it's just whoever they can mindfuck on hand?
>scaling and statements are GOOD when it's Yugi or Goku!>but BAD when it's KINGtos!
>>151722985Why do they hate Alain's girl so much?
>>151723044I say this and look like this
>>151723044That's nuts!
>>151722663>>151722686>>151722725>>151722748>>151722833Here's how the fight would go:>Urza's piddling Antiquities army is led by Karn against Yugi's 4 star monsters.>Yugi summons Slipher who starts eating Karn>Urza goes "Oh shit is that puzzle box Thran shit? That looks like Thran shit. I need to go get something sorry Karn.">Urza teleports away>Karn dies a pitiful death screaming "Why father why?" which is still more respectful than what WOTC did to him.>Yugi kills everything with Holactie. "Did we win? Where did the old artificer go?">Urza teleports behind Yugi and drops off an unholy abomination made of Karn and like 50 sylexs stuck in his body.>FATHER...WHY?>Karn blows up taking several universes with him.>"I did what I had to do," Urza says while sipping a mai tai in his hottub. "I TAUGHT that young boy how to be more responsible with his magic artifacts just as I TAUGHT Mishra how to be a better brother!">Sera and a billion angels fly in. "Holy shit Urza some lunatic detonated a multiverse bomb and now reality is dying!">"I am innocent and know not of what you speak. Now help me screw on the head of my new Karn."
>>151723042MtG lore is a fucking mess. There are a handful of creatures for each planeswalker who are usually tied to them in some way, either via story or name. But in general planeswalkers just get to summon what they want.I really don't think it would be a good death battle though, modern planeswalker stories were so unpopular WOTC just gave up and became fortnite. Since their own brand couldn't pull any attention everytime they invested in the story aspects.
>>151723044>>151723079They’re correct.
>>151723044Post Kratos leaving the planet.
>>151723042None of the MTG characters have strong "signatures" like Yugioh characters. Oldwalkers could do whatever the fuck they wanted with their godpowers so they could summon anything, really, and New-walkers are treated more like superheroes in the lore than summoners and rely on their individual powers and abilities more than meat shields. Still, certain characters are tied to certain kinds of spells and creatures. Jace likes counterspells, milling, sphinxes, and illusions. Urza likes artifacts, particularly big explosive plot devices.
>>151722478Seto Kaiba vs Iron Man>>>151719864Nigga this is just the eternal recurrence, nietzsche speaks of this
>>151723220have you actually read nietzsche?
>>151723226Not really, but I do love hopping on fat dildos while farting
>>151723088MTG lore has sucked donkey balls for so long them switching to crossovers is an improvement. We had to suffer through dull, themepark version blocks for so long. It's the ancient egypt plane! It's the greek mythology plane! And when they tried to be creative, it got worse. Strixhaven was not-Harry Potter. Duskmourn was not-Stranger Things. Edge of Eternities was the most banal GOTG space opera bullshit imaginable. Air bender and Marvel are improvements compared to the absolute dessert that is modern MTG lore.
>>151723125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD7y88nYUtw
>>151723238KINGtos...
>>151723226This is literally the eternal recurrence tho>Nietzsche's concept of eternal recurrence posits that individual life and worldly events would repeat infinitely in time, in similar or the same way
>>151723251kingtos... chain tier....
>>151722922Brother rewatch the Duel, there were clearly times he specifically chose not to end the duel just to cause Joey more physical pain.
>>151723299Chains of Olympus one would say.
>>151723238How does this work? Wouldn't farting propel the dildo out of your cute little wh*teboy anus?
>>151723348>little wh*teboy anusSir, I believe you underestimate what MY HERO can do.
>>151723389>Slow clapping sound as Maka with a 15 inch futacock emerges from the shadows>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>>151723251I seriously can’t believe this is fucking canon, kek.
Why are you all such massive fucking homos
>still no porncmon
>>151723463Horakthy scales above r34
>>151723481Truly an outerversal beast
>>151720445Academy Duel Disks are such a downgrade from the Battle City Duel Disks it's unreal.
>>151723510The S4 ones are bit better but I agree
>>151720445They're like the laptops they give you in school.
>Humilliates Aigis in your way
I feel bad for one timeline where Ash won. Can you imagine their state of death battle threads?Lots of "KYAAAAA" DMG copypasta, a cuck who can't control his weiner copypasta and also "Ash wasn't just fighting Yugi, he was TEACHING Yugi."
>>151723810I'm pretty sure we would have been banned to /trash/, we definitely dodged a bullet
>>151723810Reminder the guy behind the teaching copypasta was backing Ash so if Ash got the fraud win the generated Yugiseethe probably would've gotten a better masterpiece from him. The "Death Battle needs to redo Yugi vs Ash" pasta doesn't hit quite as hard
Shaka would 100% shitstomp Kratos and Jiren
>>151723810We didn't dodge a bullet. We reached an underground bomb shelter and survived a fucking nuke.
>>151723810>>151723864He would've 100 percent gloated about Ash TEACHING Yugi about having true friendship with his monsters.
Would Kratos and Hal's favorite game be Teaching Feeling?
>>151723810>a cuck who can't control his weiner copypastI kinda miss seeing this one
>>151723864It’s too long and it’s just raw seethe, there isn’t really anything funny about him just coping.
>>151723899>Charizard got banished to 0-3 hell by Summoned Skull and DMG was saved >Not much DMG posting anyways What gives?
>>151723810>a cuck who can't control his weinerWhat song does this come from?
>>151723941I wouldn't mind seeing it for the next waiting period, it's really good. Devil Inside is fun for parodies since it has lines like "stranded on the outside" and "betrayed by a friend"
>>151723958there was plenty right after Yugi won to celebrate. It's calmed down now.
How many lyrical DB tracks do we have?Do you think we'll get a Kratos vs Asura version of them all?
>>151723810>>151723899Yugioh would have been forever mocked as a fodder verse and Yugi would have never beat "Carried by Atem" accusations Ashfags would have been calling Red a fraud because he doesn't have the Cynthia scalingDMG would get rekt by Charizard posting Ben vs Jaden wouldn't be on the table as a fight, it'd be a pity win for Ben getting "TIME, HUH"
HEROES
>>151724011I think there's around 30?No point in doing it for something like Devil Inside since that was the track to Krasura 2.0 (actually good this time)
>>151724038Let's all take a moment to appreciate the real MVP of Yugi's team. He took out more Pokémon than even the Egyptian gods did.
>>151723960The Devil Inside (Death Battle)That's where a cuck that can't its weiner copypasta comes from
>>151724038>>151724074Even In death battle this card haunts yugioh fans.
>>151723810Yugioh winning truly is the good timeline.
>>151724124The best bad card ever printed.
A cuck that can't control its wienerA cuck that can't control its wienerSo hard to believe I'm an MCPossessed by a pharaoh with EDBelieve me I'm weaker than RubyStaying out of Ash's proximity's honestly the only move that makes sense'Cause I ain't really got a girlfriendWitnessing Tea's virginity end,Don't wanna cuck me again? Well then I don't wanna live'Cause I'm an undignified, sterilizedsubhuM*NAsh senses my absence,Hunts down my Gods and MonstersThis hell that I,This hell that I won't survive!My cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerMy fans must hear me cry and squeal*SICK techno as every DB winner from Kratos to Clive fucks DMG*SO HORRIFIED AND HALLOW, my bed is so empty the walls are thinSO PETRIFIED, I hear Rebecca orgasm I am betrayed by my "girlfriends"Ash'll end me, said I get no mercy and he meant itCover my Milennium Eye, don't see Ash cum insideAnd Tea's bedroom got me stranded on the outsideAll Poke Trainers are DOMINANTS exercising this will againstInciting their fucking of all my female friendsBEEN BRANDED, THE WALL TIER MAN WITH HOLOGRAMS (HOLOGRAMS)THAT HURT NO ONE WHO LAUGHS AT EXODIA AND KURIBOH (KURIBOH)ASH SENSESMY ABSENCEHe hunts down my gods and monstersTHIS HELL THAT I,THIS HELL THAT I'M NOT SURVIVINGMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL>Still holding out on me? Show me what your TAVROS can REALLY DO!>So the Duelist is a monster. Let's make him one no longer! PIKACHUUU!!!!!>*epic guitar SŎYlo where Tea's BVLLs BEASTsh and PRINCEchu clash POKEKINGCOCKS until palkia and dialga explode from the strain boundless BPC holy FUARK*A cuck that can't control its wienerA cuck THAT CAN'T CONTROL ITS WIENERMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL
>>151724074Modern Death battle didn't want to show the heckin pokerinos dying.
>>151724158If this was old DB Ash and all his team would have been shown getting disintegrated by Horakhty
I ACTIVATE POT OF GREED WHICH LETS ME DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK
How would Mewtwo RESPECTFVLLY kill Shadow if the matchup happened today?
>>151724206>This is one of the most broken cards in Yugioh
>>151724188That would have been so much more preferable. Also that faggy "t-that was an awesome duel Ash" Yugi says in his Deku tier voice made me cringe.I think only Clive managed to give the only decent "le respectful" one liner this entire season, fuck
>>151723810>funnier schizojokes>threads finally get banished to >>>/trash/>tranny seetheWe missed out on the good timeline.
>>151724188I feel like these threads oversell how brutal old DB actually was, it was never exactly Celebrity Deathmatch tier. The only reason Pokemon vs Digimon ended the way it did is because they changed the ending to be more respectful and then Torrian did the original ending anyway.
>>151724214He shows him an illusion of Maria and then kills him for real so they reunite in heaven
>>151724214Looks into his mind, sees his memories with Maria and, relating to his pain, allows him a moment of peace where he can see and feel Maria holding his hand as he loses consciousness and he breathes his final breath.
>>151724225Bomberman's death was pretty bad but it's hard not to do "inflated and blown up" as anything but gruesome.
>>151724225Red and Charizard got firebombed to disintegration man.
I'd say Batman vs Cap is the only DB where the ending feels like a /co/ joke for how absurd it is
>>151724225There just never were any "respectful" deaths back then. At most you got All Might vs Might Guy where they compliment each other but it still ends in a firmly depressing and brutal way. Tanjiro vs Jonathan and Magneto vs Tetsuo permanently ruined zoomers' brains. Deku vs Miles and Krasura were by far the two worst deaths in maybe the entire show, just awful
>>151724264Batman vs Spider-Man was also pretty absurd along with being one of the most OOC kills in the series.
>>151724218>Also that faggy "t-that was an awesome duel Ash" Yugi says in his Deku tier voice made me cringe.Funnily enough, that wasn't Deku's DB VA. Both Atem and Yugi were voiced by Tom Schalk. Deku was voiced by John Van Baren,
>>151724225They specifically wrote Gengar getting bailed out of the puzzle despite never doing anything ever again in the fight to avoid the "gengar is trapped in hell for life" posts.
>>151724290>to avoid the "gengar is trapped in hell for life" posts.As opposed to either being in hell or just not existing entirely (no idea how killing ghosts works in Pokemon logic).
>>151724225Chad's idea of having Red apologizing to Charizard before dying was kino, they should have included it if they were going to brutalize Pokemon anyway.
>>151724311Ghost Pokemon can die, they just come back...as ghosts. It's not consistent or elaborated on how it all works
If he was in the puzzle odds are he'd be stuck in a stone tablet forever
>>151724362Dark Magician would skin him alive or he'd get brutally raped by one of these things
>>151724370Lucky...
>>151724370It is absolutely jarring that Yugioh used to be a horror manga once upon a time. The mangaka deserves props for not rebooting the story and simply using the card game to add to it so Yugi and Yami keep all of their development from the early Manga. The anime made it look like they were always close when that wasn't the case at all.
>>151724264What about Yoshi shitting out Riptor and making her fall off a cliff?
>>151724481Not really that weird, it was a joke ending for a joke match
>>151724441He handled the shift well, yeah.It's funny too that Duel Monsters was intended to be a one-off, but readers loved the concept so much that he eventually pivoted to making it the focus of the series (Konami jumping in and offering to make it into a real card game after the massive success of their video game adaptations probably influenced that decision too).
>>151724217Card advantage is universal for card games.Pot of Greek.Professor Oak.Time Walk
>>151724441Early Yugioh was fucking wild.
>>151724481>>151724491The funniest thing about Yoshi vs Riptor is that they were absolutely underselling Yoshi in that fight (Yoshi is durable as fuck and his eggs are shown shattering stone, they would hurt Riptor more than they had shown in the battle) and they still gave him the victory.
>>151724225>Celebrity DeathmatchWell, no, because that was a show on MTV featuring celebrities. Old DB was brutal because it took characters from G-rated shows with large kid audiences and did horrible and humiliating things to them.
>>151724319I'm confused why he said that his ending "didn't make sense." It absolutely does make sense. Red from beginning to end thought he was in a Pokemon battle. It's why he was surprised when Tai slugged him. He would hug and apologize Charizard after realizing that he brought him to a war, not a sparring match.
>>151724217>free advantage is goodYes?
>>151724543True, but it's even stronger in Yugioh thanks to the general lack of a resource system. Magic has mana and Pokemon has energy, Yugioh gives you a lot of freedom outside of the "one Normal Summon per turn" restriction from the offset. Yugioh players are willing to just straight up delete one fourth of their deck just to get that sweet +1 card advantage.Granted, it's not actually the strongest card in Yugioh. Painful Choice and Graceful Charity are both probably better in 95% of decks.
>>151724441The anime sort of rebooted but the manga kept continuity with duelist kingdom,
>>151724606Maxx C is can't be beat for how crippling it is. Skip your turn or I draw five cards, and I'm probably drawing a hand trap so even if you take your turn and do all your special summons you're taking a floodgate.
>>151724628The true High IQ play is let them draw 3 cards, pass and flip Heavy Slump on them in the DP
>>151724628Maxx C is an odd one because there is counterplay and it is technically format dependent (being an entirely dead card in the worst case scenario), but yeah it's a pretty dumb card that probably shouldn't exist.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151724148Still one of the better parodiesThank you anon
>>151720685Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151721788That'd be an easy victory for P&S and the demon sisters.
>>151721753None because the fanbase are wackjobs who won't take kindly if their thing loses. they are among the worst of the worst fanbases and it's not an exaggeration.
Next year's probably the right time to use another Resident Evil character
>>151724609To be specific in it, Duel Monsters was Kaiba's favorite game. After losing to Yugi (Yami played a Shadow Game that brought the monsters to life to scare the shit out of Kaiba), Kaiba built the Death-T amusement park to take revenge on Yugi, ending with a Duel Monsters rematch, with his new holographic technology that reproduced the effects of Yami's Shadow Game, because Kaiba thought the monsters actually appearing and battling was cool as shit.The 4kids anime simply started with the Death-T rematch, omitting everything else before it. Yami still gave Kaiba the Mind Crush Penalty Game after it, even though Kaiba hadn't done anything homicidal to warrant a Penalty Game there.
>>151724835>Jill vs Aya Brea or Lara>Nemesis vs Magician>Wesker vs Liquid Snake>Chris Redfield vs ????
>>151724850>Kaiba hadn't done anything homicidalHe did put Grandpa in the hospital.
>>151724820Eh, I can imagine them having a spergout over shippingshit or "problematic" writing but I doubt they'd care much if they lost in a powerscaling thing. Especially since apparently the one Tumblr sexyman who was the only character seriously considered for powerscaling ended up pretty fraudulent
>>151724820Nah Alastor being a fraud is a known meme, I don't think it would be worse than your average crashout.
>>151724835Perfect
>>151724835Ngl it would probably be Wesker vs Homelander
>>151724874>Jill vs Aya BreaDo you remember the sort of shit Aya can do?
>>151725003It's obviously a stomp but it's a well known and liked matchup since forever
>>151724835>Liquid vs Wesker>Chris vs Snake>Magician/Pyramid Head vs Nemesis>Leon vs Sebastian>Alice vs Selene/Cole from the MK movies
>>151724835I do hope we also finally get the MH matchup next year. Even better if it is actually Zard vs Rath and Rath somehow wins
>>151724441It started as a mix of Diamond is Unbreakable and Mitsume ga Toru. An assistant told him about a MtG snob he went to high school with who became the basis for Kaiba.
>>151725098>>151725098>>151725098New thread
>>151725100Where the fuck do you come from where you start new threads at 300
>>151725100>starting a thread at 300 postsNewGOD....
>>151725100
>>151725105Probably the schizo that makes DC threads on /toy/.
>>151725100>last 3 numbers is this guys IQFUARK...
>>151725119Where can I find a girl like this bros?
We should've gotten TCG Pocket vs Duel Links protags instead.
>>151725045If the Snake you're referring to is Big Boss, then I think BB has better feats than Chris by a bit.
>>151724013>DMG would get rekt by Charizard postingWe were robbed of one of the best love sagas these halls have seen
>>151725098 #>>151725098 #>>151725098 #New thread
>>151725425Nah.
>>151725425Listroon threads are shit, but if you want to avoid using them beat him to the draw.
>>151725461This so much THIS!
>>151724552I’m trying to remember if Kaiba was broadcasting Death-T to the rest of the park
Quirkless Deku vs Unwanked KratosWho wins?
>>151725636Both die instantly from their incomparable weaknessBut Kratos dies first because he is faster
>>151725636>FRENCHTwo dead bitches
I will dream of KINGtos tonight.
Warrior-Z...
PICK UP THE MOTHER FUCKING SOAP, DRAGON BOY
>>151726016...is a KING!
>>151726242...no longer.
>>151726346..he's a GOD.
>>151726360…of browns!
>>151726346he never was...
>>151726380…sane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccQTURcQIRw
What can your hero even DO if Atem shoots lazer beams to decapitate the opponent?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ehL5DF6BqU
>>151720604Three jobbers hanging out (Batman Goku and Charizard)
Listtroon here, I hate AI#BreakThePencil
>>151722633king v is glorious sometimes
>>151722837Char has beam sabers that can vaporize titans with a touch, beam weapons that can do the same from a distance, and also is able to hover/flyNot to mention the Hyaku Shiki's Hyper Mega Launcher that's able to hit from battleship rangeAll he has to do is fly up, target the founding titan from far away and shoot Eren, and even if he misses it'd taken Eren hours to walk over to him from that range
>>151722007For some reason the Lalah in Gquuuuuux is specifically only into Char.Which is weird cause her ghost as depicted in other entries, including CCA, definetly seems obsessed with Amuro too.
>>151727614Yeah flight capable mecha essentially have no lose condition against titans.
>>151727714What if it's a really shitty mech that can only fly for a little bit
>>151727757That's kind of a really specific window for Japanese mecha. You usually jump from grounded to fully capable of extended air combat.
>>151727614>>151727757None of Char's mobile suits have atmospheric flight capabilities, at best they can jump, boost, and act like Omni-directional gear but a mech. Char in a scenario against the Founding Titan with the Rumbling, if we're going to make an argument that Char needs to close the distance by traversing through an army of Wall Titans. Char's newtype spatial awareness plus his experience from the Battle of Loum would be enough to boost jump from each Wall Titan's head to reach Eren.The Hyaku Shiki is probably the best suit for this.
>>151727823If Char's suits come fully equipped, then the Hyaku Shiki should also come with a Dodai, which is capable of longterm flight
>>151721135>KINGtosA throne fit for a KING, you say? How poetic.
