Wacky Class EditionNo QOTT this time around, Just yell out something you love about your favorites from the comicLast Dream Bubble >>152700668
im organizing my files and found some homestuck art, ill dump a few
>>152713498i need to plap principal araneas cheeks, next question
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>>152713498>No QOTT this time around, Just yell out something you love about your favorites from the comic>states theres no qott>has a qottmy answer to your question is everything sburb i love the mixing of weapons, the strife specibus, the data shit inventory, and hell i love classpecting
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So what are the roles in the AU so far?
In this highschool AU i will push for johnjade. Gamzee is a sports player who is always high and has to hold back so people dont reallize how strong he is. Aradia and Rose run a gothic club. Dirk is a weeb. FIRST FOR PROISPITCEST BTW
>>152713522That's still not a question
>>152713517I want to be groomed by principal araneas
>>152713522Do you like my classpecting, anon? I'm changing some characters around, like Pomni. She isn't a Seer of Mind.
>>152713525
>>152713535being groomed by principal aranea because she flashes her ass @ you
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>>152713551Meenah is not even a college girl just a genuine grown ass woman who bangs as many boys as she desires. first karkat than john.
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>>152713558then both at the same timegreedy fish bitch
>>152713567same bro...same>>152713561>troll mtg>hologramscmon man thats YGOs whole shit. Trolls would love Yugioh way better anyway. Degenerate flood games? Combo decks? Hand traps?
>>152713513>>152713520Please tell me you got a source.
>>152713415>>152713533>1.3 gpa cronus who gives out vapes in the bathroom and wants to get the special needs kid>great basketball player stoner gamzee is aswell in the bathroom offering others but its to take a hit of weed.
>these are your partners for the group project
>>152713498>school/college AUCONSIDER THIS BEFRIENDUS ARANEA
>>152713551No you don’t understand it was a total misunderstanding when she went to go get my grade from the filing cabinet she had to bend down and small miniskirt came up a little bit and I saw her ass, you don’t understand it wasn’t my fault it just happened, when she gave me my grade I put it in my bag said thank you and walked away like nothing happened.
>>152713534>Qott: talk about your favorite thing. Your asking people to talk about their favorite thing, which is questioning. >>152713539I like it when you post
>>152713595see idk why people think aranea is a groomer, cause she really isnt. She just manipulates to get what she wants sure, but shes pretty damn direct about it. She just puts her hand on Jake and bam powers.Meenahs the real groomer here.
>>152713561ok done>>152713576idk anything about mtg so i aplogize>>152713581the source is me, im the source
>>152713596
>>152713596Thank you anon. :)
>>152713589The girls who hate eachothers guts but cant stop talking about one another, are like hate friends who have elaborate hate friend gestures to prove how much they hate each other. >>152713586>Cronus got held back 2 years because he wants to pray upon freshmen.>Has a car and all the drugs>Has rich parrents to afford everything>could prob just get homeschooled but hes a fuckin predator.,Also Tavros would be the like farm boy who is like good at sports and everything until junior year where he gets crippled and now hes like the school mascot, half because people genuinly respect him and half out of pity.
>>152713539Not him, but no on quite a lot of things.
>>152713656Which one ruffles your feathers, anon? I'd love to hear your interpretations. Also before anything, again, Pomni isn't a Seer of Mind and Ralsei would be a Seer of Void, not Prince. Heather would be a Witch of Heart as well.
>The worst loser who preys on underclassmen in school and the bad bitch he pulled by begging
>>152713638>vriska is the girl has a 4.0gpa but secretly cheats at EVERYTHING. at bingo, poker with friends.. is mean and popular. of course she is a cheerleader right next to the mascot, tavros. she bullies him relentlesly.
Imagine sharing a room /dorm with tthem?
>>152713638>8ought my 8iggest h8ter a coffee and got the order wrong on purpose just to show her how much I think she sucks >::::)
>>152713531>Student Aradia>Student Karkat >Student Latula>Professor Terezi>Professor's Assistant Kankri >Principal Feferi >Vice-Principle Aranea >Rich Druggies Meenah and Cronus >Dork Vriska (who might become a Stacy)>I.T. Teacher Sollux>P.E. Teacher Equius >Special Needs Mituna and Nepeta >Home Ec./Sex Education Teacher Kanaya (or one of those is Porrim's)>Mascot Tavros >Basketball Player Gamzee
>>152713498I LOVE GAMZEE'S GENOCIDE ROUTE AGAINST THE TROLLS
what's this about a school setting au?
>>152713690Pim is a Hope player, Charlie is a Mage, other Charlie is absolutely not a Sylph, I understand why you gave her Sylph of Heart, but she's too stupid, Ragatha is not a Witch and I'd actually give her classpect to Pomni.
Imma be honest with you guys, I never finished high school.
>>152713720>Dork Vriskasee >>152713713i think im right.
>>152713746Pim is a Hope player, that's true. You know after all this time I forgot to mention, I don't like the fact I put him there because someone requested it. It doesn't fit him at all. He's a Page of Hope, an adult Morty. I haven't found another Page of Rage player though.Charlie as a Mage? I'm intrigued to hear.Charlie, if not Sylph, then what?Ragyattha not a Witch? Pomni is?
>>152713758I think she should originally be a dork, but then becomes a mean Stacy in the new year.
>>152713713has a crush on john but cant admit to it! she cant let the school know she has a crush on a nerd!! her reputation will be ruined!!!! Dave doesnt go to school he ditches class cause hes too cool for school, has perfect grades anyway.
>>152713757You're /here/, of course we could tell
>>152713768Page of Rage is Shinji, if you wanna do anime. Charlie as a Mage of Rage is because he's kind of a realist, he's not afraid to speak his mind and tends to cut through some of the wacky bullshit. Charlie is an Heir of Hope, her strength comes from bringing people together, again, she's way too stupid to be a Sylph. Ragatha is too passive a person to be a Witch (I'm not necessarily talking about class alignment here), Ragatha as a person doesn't really have the creativity a Witch can have, she doesn't bring anything new or offer fresh perspectives. She's pretty fucking basic all things considered, and has a really simple way of living her life in the Circus. I'd give her Maid, probably Maid of Life. As for Pomni, honestly, it's more of a guess in terms of where her arc is going, but already she's breaking down people's walls, figuring out Kinger, figuring out Jax, and by the end of the show, if it has a fairly happy ending, but not because they escape, I bet it's because Pomni's able to kind of twist their Hope within the Circus and make them comfortable with living in it.
>>152713837Meanie
>>152713690ralsei is definently a mage and not a seer. hes down on himself, has hatred for himself, and that causes the bad things to happen. His toxic positivity is just an inversion of the usual toxicity. And his knowledge thanks to the prophecy is almost entirely absolute.
>>152713704I could never get sucking cock, especially Cronus. His dick must smell like fish and tobacco.
>>152713884Not him, but haven't played Deltarune, sounds like a Mage of Doom. Move Sans to Bard of Doom.
Post classpects. I’m a Seer Of Space.
Jane anal fic part 1>get home after a long day of work>your beautiful wife Jane Crocker is here>she's wearing her red apron and she's got a bowl of batter in her hands>"Hello honey! We're eating red velvet cake tonight!">she seems definitely glad to see you>she turns around>she's not wearing anything under her apron>she looks back at you over her shoulder>"Come on in, i'll show you...">she makes her hips sway as she walks back to the kitchen>you've never been so hard in your entire life>fuck it, you take your clothes off>go to the kitchen>stand right next to her >your heads are so close you could kiss her by rotating it a bit>"So, uhhh, how- wha- what are you, uhh, baking?">she can feel your erect cock touching her leg>"I already told you, a red velvet cake...">she moves to the left and gets on her toes so your dick is between her thighs>"But perhaps you want *another* cake?">she starts rubbing it with her thighs>she notices your tip poking through her apron>"Hoo hoo, you seem to like this!"To be continued
>>152713939I wish I had more than one drawing of her, but I'm a witch of breath
Reminder art school is a fucking scam and you don't need a degree to get art jobs
>>152713928void because A. As a "darkner" ralsei is inextricably linked to the concept of darkness. He is also tied to the concept of "not being real" or "being nothing" which is what makes him fit for void. Deltarune isnt done so we cant say for sure what the themes of the video game will be. But Ralsei being basically a fictitious character brought to life, with full knowledge of it, and knowledge of the darkness and how it controls the fate of the land, makes him a Mage of void to me.
>>152713845I pictured Shinji as the Page of Blood actually, why do you think Rage? Also your other points are valid. I'll carefully review them.>>152713884This... makes sense kind of?>>152713939Knight of Heart.
>>152713942>jane anal fic>look inside>thighjob
>>152713948Black??? Silly anoness. You were supposed to buy into all the fearmongering from white communist ex-fans about Hussie being racist and not read it.
>>152713975Damn it, denied again by the hussmaster and his wretched goons. ILL GET YOU ONE DAY HUSSIE. AND WHEN I DO I SHALL HAVE MY REVEEEENGE
>>152713948you didnt draw this didnt you? its not your artstyle
Eridan's Instagram post before the big day
>>152714012Donnie Darker
>>152714007background drawings are not my illustrations, their done by a friend of mine, but the main colored one is in fact done by myself.
>>152713610Could you draw something... Evil, for me?
>>152713966Page of Blood is pretty good as well, when it comes with his struggles towards connecting with other people, but I think in the End (of Evangelion) he sort of undermines "the system", yes it's about people, but he rejects the reality that is now forced onto everyone, and gives them the option to choose, he supplements a better system. He never really becomes someone defined by his bonds, rather someone who broke out of a box and expectations that were forced onto him. Also, I'd give Hazbin Hotel's Adam Page of Blood, he struggled with all his relationships, but is capable of being a good leader (as seen with the Exorcists) if he puts his mind to it.
>>152714060What?
>>152713610cool art BTW
>>152713610Oh, Softie. I’d recognize those MEGA-PHAT LIPS anywhere.
>>152713939Literally Rose but A Guy
>>152714067A rose.A school girl rose.An Oppai school girl rose.
>>152714090flighty chuds and their snarky horseshit...
>>152714090Woaaaah someone just got cuter.
GUYS THERES IMPS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THEYRE PROTESTING FOR EQUAL RIGHTS AAAAAH
>>152714186Just yell at them. Their pussies.
I'm not sorry for this.https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPLlYKgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPLlYKgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPLlYKgE
>>152713942I gotta jerk off now hope you're happy
>>152714242My boy deserves the truth of my words. I believe in him.
>>152714242So long Tavros. Or maybe it will be me. I'm happy either way.
>>152713595and it wont be your fault when she does it again
>>152714242>3 Votes for necrophilia it should of been 5 if it was sex with aradia
>>152714395Hey she's not dead just yet if you're quick enough you both will still have pulses when finishing
>>152714401She just gives a horrified look as he hump her. She dies when you tell her she would've been carrying your baby.
>>152714395>>152714401>>152714421holy fucking retarded, eridan would be called a hero for shooting yall
>>152714443Oh please. Feferi was asking for it.
My friend is a page of time, what should I expect from the guy in a sburb session?
>>152714443
>>152714466The first moments she hears shots rings out, she's already running herself. Death is happening close to her and she can't help but to wonder how those souls will live their final moments .
>>152714465Give us some more details.
>>152714494rubbing*** Whoops
>>152714494Think she'd try to get herslef knocked up by scissoring with fef's creampied necrosnatch?
>>152714511bet so
being a nitram is hardits hard and nobody understands
>>152714511Does this look like the kind of girl that would involve herself with something like that
Loving and passionate sex with Rose Lalonde.
>>152714605kanaya....
>>152714242I could see Vriska pulling a Sara Berryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqSEAv8GItA
Loving and passionate sex with John Egbert.
d0 it f0r me an0n, i want t0 see it with my 0wn eyes, th0se vide0s i've seen weren't en0ugh. use her as if she was still alive. d0 n0t break eye c0ntact, n0t f0r a sec0nd.
>>152714649Pumped up kicks really isn't the most romantic of songs to get in the mood for sex let alone corpse fucking
>>152714662The trap version is.
>>152714649I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT MANTHATS FEFERI MAN FUCK.... :((((((((((((
yall suck so much at flirting you gotta fuck corpseseridan and cronus combined have more game than this cmon now
>>152714649i'll just use her feet, okay?
Fictional necro is based stop being pussies
>>152714721https://files.catbox.moe/yewfb0.mp3never let them forget that Grey actually did a reading for Rose Lalonde and she did a good job desu.
>>152714625Rose...
>>152714760this is still the best rose voice out there nglshe nailed it
>>152714773i actually like the voice that the pilot gave her, its kinda nasaly and fits her well.
>>152714783desu yes, its not bad at all the only thing i cant forget about the pilot is how shit dave is, both in voice and characterization
>>152714800i kinda have a problem with all the other beta kids. Jade is too woobified for my tastes, though with her use of emoticons i guess her tone and mannerisms match up to her act 1 depiction. But that is of course more of a mask that she wears to protect herself. Dave is just inexcusable. If they do that to dave in the real show hes fucking ruined forever.John has the least problems, toby just needs a better script and voice director to work with. Though personally i perfer if dave and John had youthful voices. like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDPZ-XCs3h8&t=422smy favorite john and dave voices.
>>152713948I think I stumbled upon your bsky the other day
Oh no guys! Myrient, the worlds largest repository of all things video games(ROMS, isos, scans, videos, etc) is going under on March 31st!What do the kids download before 360TB of data goes kaflump?
>>152714812i think they're good enough for a pilot, deffo agree they need better direction in generalbbut dave was fucking massacred, why tf is he showing so much emotion in act 1? where his biggest shield is the coolkid persona he has going on? its not only his voice of course, its what they make him doo too, i think they took the term "cool kid" too seriously.
>>152714826small world. i intended to start poisting there some time ago, but frankly im not a good enough artist to yet. So im holding off.
>>152714556>I'm gonna kill and rape you for no apparent reasonHey, let's not paint Gamzee as worse than he is. He was only affectionately making out with dead Tavros' head, it's not that bad all things considered.
>>152714800For as awful as the pilot was, at least it rectified Toby Fox being my headcanon voice for John. I curse that dog-man for making TBIY and lodging that John voice into my brain.
>>152714885he has egbert soul. you cannot resist destiny
>>152713610>the source is me, im the sourceDo you have a place you post?
>>152714878I dont think Tav consented to that
>>152714465The dream bubbles for that session are going to be more populated than India
>>152714885desu toby just nailed the john voicehe sounds like a proper nerd and as much id hate the pilot ever going mainstream for the ammount of retcons and probable corner cuts it would go thruid like to see toby do some of johns speaches from act 4/5 or his crash out in the 3 year trip
>>152714812see how you didnt mention rose? pilot rose sweep
>>152714904If his corpse had issues with getting smooched so much it could've just said no or went away.
>>152714919this goes against what i just said. but i think toby needs to stop sounding high pitched and go all in on sounding like a nerd. Cause i know toby can go really high, but just doing the "john egbert voice" he did in the album is better than the pilot, trying to put too much energy in it drains from its potential.
Someone draw school admin Aranea. With BIG. BREASTS.
>>152714997you mean 8ig 8reastsdont you anon
>>152713948i dont have one for myself but heres my oc rogue of time
>>152715003Yes...
>>152715016we had to know if you were being serious about 8ig 8oo8ie aranea or not
>>152715014gyat i post my like best art piece and i still get art mogged. lol good shit
For some reason I posted this in the old thread and it needs to be in this one. *sets brain to max intelligence with a carefully optimized content stream* if I had 100 Nepetas (a previously unheard-of amount) I would feel like God
Allright guys.WHat do you think of these two? It took me a fuck ton of time to make Rose and Dave. Specailly Dave :T But regardless. What do you think? Did I cooked with Samurai Dave and Oracle Rose?
>>152715146you cooked homeieplease make more and bless us./
>>152713948Would you consider yourself a Witch Of Bad Breath, or just a Witch Of Breath?
>>152715146Follow up with Celtic Rose... She doesn´t look a lot like Morrigan, isn´t she?I accept any help here.
>>152713948what do you think of this cute cute drawing
>>152715162Witch of Breath! Good breath too!! I brush my teeth!!!! despite what fujoshi actually means i am not rotten at alL!!!!!!!!
>>152715178i think its pretty awsome brochachogood job
>>152715178I like the flower shirt, people really have forgotten Jade's love of gardening
>>152715179Aww… You can’t even belch in my face?
>>152715178 i feel i should elaborate on my thoughts so it doesnt seem like i dont care. I like the stiches in jades shirt, something about it appeals to me, as with the body proportions i love how they all look like potatos. Very cute. and the posting is quite good too. If you drew this please continue to make more.
>Professor Terezi having to tell Karkat to stay after class to help him with his failing grades due to him spending too much time with that druggie bitch that is the Principle's daughter
>sex education teacher kanaya asking for mituna to stay after class for a hands on lesson
>Bro strider as the janitor????
>>152715365Knowing Kanaya it isn't sex she's trying to get him to manually fertilize an egg under a petri dish but he keeps spraying the semen everywhere
>>152715365its gonna be very embarrassing for poor mituna
Karkat yells
>Vriska is the school counselor and keeps hypnotizing students
>>152715497>hypnotizingwhy do you keep using this word
>>152715508Because Vriska is a hypnotist…?
>>152715530I don't see Vriska swinging a watch or using black and white spirals to make people enter a state of trance. She does MIND CONTROL not hypnotism, you know mind like MINDFANG not HYPNOFANG
>>152715597Uh huh.
>>152715689She thought brass was the height of style. Now she's got something of a steampunk smile.
>>152715689I remember this artstyle...
>>152715774*gulps*
>>152715800It's okay anon, your secret is safe with me. I have other stuff saved as well.
>>152713498whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028 https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152716000(someone asked if arthostfag saved any screenshots from last whiteboard, im sorry man no. the guy who does the big stitched together screenshot is someone else and he's a legend but I think we were low activity for this last one.)
>>152716000anon drawing the dragon ball ones is peak and should show himselfi must shake his hand for the many gems hes made
>>152716000Big booby Terezi...
>>152716118Seems more like the lurking type.
>>152714556>as soon as he gets the metal legs, tavros gaining confidence and rape/brat correcting vriska into a quivering mess with Robo dick. hnnnggggh.
>>152713713i drew it
>>152716401"ugh why wont tavros notice me!!!!"
>>152716290fml, well if you're reading this dragonballanon, you make really good shit and are very talented>>152716389im content in him being the bigger man, you it would hurt her more if he got the moral win rather than a physical one
>>152716464sorry only trash artists like me use these forums, cause good artists are usually busy being good at drawing. HAHAHA
>>152716485>trash artists like meinternalize your inner caliborn and get better at art anoni believe in your potential
>>152716522i will or my name isnt prospitcest anon
>>152716594someone edit some double d's into both of them and it'll be kino
>>152716601What's wrong with Roxy's boobers?
me and my chud
>>152716539when will reach godtier in art?
>>152716670*i
>>152716670we will do it together when we overcome our own self doubt or some dumb bullshit like that.
>>152716687See, she talks like that because Aranea is a psyop and everything she says is generated by Chatgpt.
Why is it so small?
>>152715689>>152715800
>>152716618nothing i just want both of them to have bigger bossoms
>>152715689GIVE ME THE SAUCE OR I KILL MYSELF I SWEAR TO GOG
The Huss
EVIL ANUS LETTIN’ OFF STINKERS
>>152716878he probably thought this was so tuff
>>152716847https://bsky.app/profile/softieart.bsky.social/post/3mgebmkxf5k2j
>>152716904I really like that he ended up letting his clownsona coalesce into the black metal design he ended up going with before the grand re-opening of the Homestuck fandom. The diamond eyebrows were alright, but it was just that slight bit too generic in comparison to the actual ICP paint.
>>152716921Cute shit. Followed. Liked. Jerked.
I'm doing a play through of Hiveswap Act 2 with my friend that's indulging in my autism and I decided to not only read all the dialogue out loud myself but even gave the trolls voices. My throat is fried.
>>152717014>and I decided to not only read all the dialogue out loud myself but even gave the trolls voices.SO HOW ABOUT THAT SUPER QUICK TRIAL SEGMENT HUH?
>>152717050Didn't even finish it, gonna have to pick it up again when my friend it free lol. So much fucking yapping... but at least I got to see my beloved Lanque
>>152716878He looks like Nathan Fielder now.
>>152717106>Time to compare Hussie to a shitty alt comedian again
>>152717117>time to debate whether hussie is jewish again
>>152717157He definitely is.
>>152717002thanks friend
>>152717194are we allowed to talk about fapping 2 your art
>hussie: now make half of act 2 a shitty ace attorney parody that takes ages to get through>ensure theres a wrong way to do things that locks you into one of the bad endings if you dont do certain things right at the start>now make sure joeys tap dancing and flashlight do barely anything related to puzzles the whole of act 2>in fact, have xefros not use his telekinesis for any puzzles either>perfect>act 3?>wait 10 years and then start development
>>152717227And it’s exactly what you deserve.
Allright... I think I can finish my part on https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95851655-6929-5028Have an Egyptian Jade. YOu think I´ven ailed the egyptian aesthetic or I´ve failed? anyway. Enjoy Anons.
>>152717014I don't get what they mean here. Do they mean taking turns putting their faces in each other's hair and pretending they have a beard?
>>152717216
>>152717275Beard is a term used by gays/lesbians in reference to someone that pretends to date them as a cover/to hide the fact that they're gay
>>152717275"Beard" is a euphemism for someone who agrees to be seen dating a gay person so that people don't think they are gay. Sometimes a gay man and a lesbian woman would enter into a mutually fake relationship where they were each other's beards. If they got married, that was called a lavender marriage. I don't think this is very common in the west anymore (at least among non-republicans) but its undoubtedly still a thing in the third world and elsewhere. Funnily enough, in Iran, they mandate that gay men do HRT so that they can be classified as "women" and therefore sidestep any gay relationships.
>>152717275IT MEANS THEY WANT TO EAT EACHOTHER OUT AND THEIR PUSSIES ARE HAIRY LIKE A FOREST THUS GOING DOWN ON THE OTHER WOULD GIVE THEM A "BEARD" YOU STUPID FUCK
>>152717194>he creampied hard (for procreation)A white tear fell down me
You think the others treat Sollux like an active suicide risk?
>>152717544Maybe not suicide, but I wouldn't be surprised if the others didn't check in just to make sure his brain hadn't been melted by mind honey or The Voices™
>>152714812>my favorite john and dave voicesmy fav voices for all of them are the VOXnexus voices
Are we still talking about grade school AU ideas? I'm gushing over this pic of the kids in Soviet school uniforms >>152717874They guy they had to do Karkat deserves an oscar for his performance in the "troll worthless human" pesterlog.
>>152717915TRUE, as well as the fcg/cg and jade argument
>>152717874dave and John sound wayyy to old for vox. rose as well. JADE however is fucking perfect, my favorite. It also has the best VRISKA voice.
More posts from the dragon ball dude.
>>152717915I came up with this list of cliques each character would be in. I'm open to debate on it.
>>152717988>nepeta>jockim sorry but your opinion has been discarded
Fuck doom players
>>152717988>vriska>jockVriska would be a nerd who is a wannabe-stacy but gets rejected cause she's too toxic.
>>152717988Like the other anon said, Vriska wouldn’t be a jock. She’s a massive LARPing faggot who fantasizes about having some guy to whip into shape and whisk her off her feet. Someone who’s a total loser and need in my life.
>>152718015Nepeta's daily activities consist of her hunting down animals with practically her bare hands, she is canonically athletic. Also I just didn't want her and Equius to be seperated>>152718052>>152718073I decided on Jock Vriska because I felt her demeanor was befitting of the stereotypical jock bully character and she would definitely use sports as another excuse to inflict pain on people. I will admit, the idea of her being stuck at a lunch table full of nerds she hates is pretty amusing.
>>152717988I feel like there needs to be a category for band kids. You could argue they fall under weird but Honestly I think they’re worse. OOH and loners. also Karkat Is A Cute Schoolgirl with a flat chest.
I really like the fan voices for Karkat and Terezi in that one dub of Terezi: Open Memo. Vriska was hot too.
>>152718402saaaaaaaameI LOVE KARKATS VOICE IN THAT ITS SO GOOD
>>152718434For the longest time I thought it was Broadway Karkat, because they sound insanely similar. That kind of voice is basically how I imagine Karkat to sound like, but the one line we got from the Pilot was pretty good too.
Speaking of Hiveswap. Behold my cringe.
>>152716091Aight thanks artfag anon>>152715146I enjoyed your artwork. Little weird with anatomy but lets say its perspective. And i enjoyed our little chat>>152717242I thought it was Italian or Greek
I wonder if WV playing chess all by himself (721) is just him foreshadowing (referencing) the chess game between the cherubs
>>152718314I'd actually argue it falls more under nerd, which John, Jade, and maybe Tavros already fall under. I think making loners into a clique is a contradiction, though now that I think about it, there are definitely some characters that would be more appropriate under that label.
>>152718535i think it was just in reference to the battlefield considering he fought on it
>>152718553 Now i wonder if I actually knew chess i'd like the story more. Next reread in a year i gotta learn how to play chess
>>152718542Tumblr-chan is for Anon.
>>152718558(samefag)Are you fucking kidding me ive reread this comic 3 fucking times and i guess i was a fucking lobotomite for 3 times ive never basedfaced hard enough at the foreshadowing
Superbad, but it's Homestuck.
Jonah Hill would be a funny Karkat.
I really love Coolscar
>>152718566My second favorite ship
>>152718692>Second favoriteWhat's the first?
>>152718738
>>152718769Okay, kinda based.
>>152718692i miss metastuck.
>>152718784>mistakes into miracles
Oh shit are we posting Metastuck? I don't even remember what half these memes are about anymore.
>>152718852Is it weird that I really like it despite being a 2020 Homestuck?
>>152718471I like the one on the left
>>152718927Tumblr GET. YOUR. HANDS. OFF. KANKRI.
>>152718972let me get my hand on 6 sweep old kankri
>>152718979Shut up Porrim.
>>152718691Lovve these fags.
Thinking about Eridan and getting pissed off at Hussie for being such a fucking dickhead.
>>152716755Me looking at Rose's non-existent tits and ass.
>>152719049Same...
>>152718475Yeah. It might have passed as Greek. Her clothes aren´t exactly "egyptian" esque, much less her hair. I thought it migh haven been evident thanks to my reference in Isis, but I guess I forgot to add the scales detail on the lower half of the dress.Still. The green circile is suposed to make reference to the Green Sun. So.. I apologize if it didn´t turned out to be as good as I wanted it to be.Alas. Thank you for your company, Anon.
>>152717947Where did you found it?
>>152719061Justice for him and all the characters Hussie fucked because they weren't Vriska.
>>152719133thats hot. Thank you anon. now i have to one up your art post with my own. Anyway HSG good night!!!!
>>152718927>putting Calliope under tumblr while skipping Caliborn for usGay
>>152719133Holy zased
Me and who?
>>152719133>ywn have your pussy fingered by a trollBtw do you like Karkat little or bigger and buffer than he is in the comic?
>>152719133wtf i love johnkat now?!
meat!roxy getting meat!jade to enlarge his tdick
>>152719706Anon. Your brain? MASSIVE.
>>152717947i really wish this guy had a blusky or smth, he draws really well desuand i like homestuck but dbz what can i say, the aura is epicif dbzanon sees this, can you draw a fusion of any kind thx
>>152719706We agree!
>>152719706jade has a perfectly good penis she ISN'T using, why not just use roxy's void powers to do a switcheroo instead
>>152719387I think the funnier part of this image is that because she's blind, she's video calling to lick the screen.
>>152720202can we blame her?
Dave inventing the troll N Word. After he figured out how to provoke a nigger-tier reaction by some utterance he turns out a hero in this timeline and a great rapper too
>152720256I read a fic about this once, Dave body snatches an alternate version of himself who was a mega racist
>>152720233No, and especially not if it's Candy Karkat.
>>152720349terezi licked his pits like it was the last thing she do before dying and thats a FACT
>>152720337Link?
>>152720353Holy based.
>>152720380its just the way it is, commander karkat is getting licked by terezi forcefully or not
Meat Terezi huffing and taking a big whiff of Candy Karkat's sweaty pits and burying her face in there after he comes back from a long day of whatever it is a Troll Commander does.
>>152713498>No QOTT this time around, Just yell out something you love about your favorites from the comicALCHEMYASTRONOMYELEMENTAL META-NARRATIVE SYNERGY
>>152720365https://archiveofourown.gay/works/24180196/
Candy if it was fucking epic.
>>152720485>rubycant even say their name right, next
>>152720485>>152720491Why is the villain mentoring a member of the protagonist group such a kino trope? Should have happened with Jake, what with that convo he had with Caliborn about serving him.
>>152720165I love dirk's autist ass so much its unreal
>>152720485>>152720491This is good
Morning Anon. Art Fag hereListen. I did the Beta Kids. I even drew dad Egbert, Now I want to know if I should do something...Should I draw the trolls? You want to see?Thanks for reading
>>152720614Draw Vriska putting John to sleep.
>>152720614yeh
>>152720614Draw Vriska putting John to sleep but without her powers (he had a hard day at work)
>>152720629>:(
Is mom lalonde the best cougar in fiction?
>>152720256>troll N WordTrigger? Is this the real meaning of trigger warning?
>>152720629Later. I must work on college stuff. I´ve allready wasted too much time allready.Here. Have Aztec Karkat at the very least.
I think more trolls should be romantic. It's cute seeing these violent freaks be tender.
Good morning /hsg/ Hope you are well :))
>>152720510holy crap this art just screams JOJO
>>152721369you wanna see a short, fluff, brojohn fic i found?
>>152721369I cried like a faggot in the earliest time of the morning because of how my friendship ended really bad with someone.Someone that I have to be around, since he's a part of a group that has my other friends as well.So. Yeah, I would say I'm doing well.
>>152721102This is still such an underrated aspect of Karkat's character. His romantic bleeding heart. I like to believe that he influenced Earth to have love that goes beyond the quadrant and to give everyone red blood, so that they can have comfy love and not be discriminated based on blood color.
>>152721369I'm drawing silly little accessories for my Rainbow Drinkers :D
>>152721391Sure why not. >>152721400Oh no :((( that sounds awful. I'm sorry
>>152721411That sounds fun! Last night I drew a little swim suit for jade, it was kinda hard to come up with but I liked what I ended up with.What accessories would they have?
>>152721417tell me what you think laterhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/77139571
>>152721481T-the fujobait won't work. Hahaha! I am impervious to such depictions of John squirming and making cute noises. Yep. Easy. ;0w0
>>152721369almost broke my foot again. i'll finally try to work on my jaderoxy fic
>>152719398Foid...
>>152721558does this mean you finished reading it
>>152721563You can do iiiiit>>152721602Yes I did. It was pretty good
Foid of voidWitch of bitch
>>152721431Sorry I feel like I may have misled you a little bit by speaking as if it were a troll like Kanaya.When I said accessories I meant less like clothing and hats and more like metal stapled onto their body to make a killing machine.
>>152721730Sounds even better to me. Rainbow drinkers are predators of the...well not night I guess of the day right? We need our brutal rainbow drinkers.
>>152721660john is so cute in that fic..
>>152719398I will admit I am a fan of Karkat being a bit buff. But all Karkats are good Karkats.
Just watched Hoppers. Mabel is a Bard of Doom.
>>152722016>>152722016personally i like my karkats small and cute so they can squirm under me. buuuut you have good taste.
>>152722016>>152722047any karkat is a good karkat, why?because hes a cute son of bitch thats why
>>152721102I wish we had more cutthroat violence and powerplays trolls are always just poor attempts at romance and nervous breakdowns.
>>152722079truest words
>Council of Karkat
>>152722104too hot to exist im afraid
Terezi, Nepeta and Meenah arguing about how Karkat should look.
>>152722104the self hatred would be off the charts./
>>152722181hot hate makeoutswith tongue and biting
>>152722189i think i would die a proper fujo death seeing karkat hate make out with himself. Touch deprived karkat letting loose an an alternate of himself who also knows every single spot and place he yearns to be touched and caressed and bitten and licked and kissed. AGHHHHHHHHHH
>>152722104>>152720881Does he have a seat?
>Fujos
>>152722212>with himselfcouncil of karkats implies there are multiple karkats in one room, clawing at eachotherwe're talking about a fuckin vantas makeout combo of about x10you'll die happy
>>152721019peak
>>152722234do you think karkat would fuck himself or would he hate the thought too much. how much candy red genetic material will get everywhere when hes done with himself.
>>152722261>would he hate the thought too muchhes definetively hating the aftermath but i think he would go thru it like a pair of kismesis would fuck (all rough and shit)the mess would probs be put in a pail and thrown into the medium in shame
>>152722236
This comic used to be so good.
>>152722549The nudestuck on tumblr used to be so good.
>>152722597I guess.
>>152722597still can be enjoyed if you have the archive thank godthat shit is too good to be lost bcs of tumblr shitting itself
>>152722597>>152722614that shit was exposed for having underaged teens, wasn't it
>>152722663I never downloaded the mega link, so I wouldn't know for sure
>>152722663Like the fandom it was either teenagers or fat lonely 35 year old moms.
>>152722707>fat lonely 35 year old moms.milfs? in nudestuck?hell yeah
>>152722725Naked... Homestuck... Milfs?
>>152722732>Naked... Homestuck... Milfs?
>>152722707Older women......now even older women...mmmnngghhh~~
now i have to check out the archive
>>152722732Yes
>>152722610By the way.. Jade is white or tan? all tyhis discussion of her skin tone is a fucking mess
>>152722790She's a milf.
>>152722790I mean everyone is chalk white in the comicpersonally i view her as at most kinda tan but still as a base pretty white. not as pale as a strilonde tho, those guys are pale pale. John and Jade are kinda just pasteyheres an example of how I do jades skin tone
>>152722772>>152722770busty-gumshoe was peak nudestuck jane
Bitches who were into Homestuck are MILFs now.
>>152722818Homestuck girls (I know you're here you're the only ones still willing to read the comic) confirm or deny?
>>152722818Bitches who were into Homestuck are MEN now.ftfy.
>>152722790Whichever makes your dick harder
>>152722725local homestuck milfs in your area
>>152722852My vision of Jade is that she's got the body and skin tone of Maserati then.
>>152722854finally some good fucking sex
>>152722887can’t wait to get me some homesstuck hags, that’ll make sweet baby making love to.
>>152722790All the kids are described as pink in the comic but Jade and Jake live on a tropical island near the equator so they're likely to have some extra tan
>>152722867Maserati is a milf so that tracks.
>>152722904sex in cosplay sex in cosplay sex in cosplaynanna cosplay even?
Nepeta milf. She still loves roleplay
Terezi MILF.
>>152723039Imagine the fupa
>Mommy Terezi in her boxers
>>152722924reenact your favorite yaoi ship with a possibility of getting pregnant, I forgot what they called when guys can get pregnant omega something?
MILF porrim's sagging fat tits that hang like crazy.
>>152723096Made for Cancer boys.
>>152723112SO TRUUUE. Karkat calling porrim a hag with saggy tits. I would fold personally if he did that to me.
>>152723112almost all the girls are built for cancer boys but its a hard truth>>152723090being bi is the ultimate win here, imagine the cosplay threesomes
Who's giving Karkat a nursing handjob? Kanaya or Porrim?
>>152723152MEMEEEEEEEEEEEbut also porrim. Kanaya even if she isn't a lesbo is a weird ass simp bitch who doesn't give a fuck about anyone who aren't unhinged uptight and pretentious assholes.
>>152723152nurses from kanaya well she gives him praise, meanwhile porrim is draining his balls with her split tongue.
>>152723170Kanaya can be fixed by awakening her motherly instincts.>>152723184Hot.
>>152723184I can't tell if this is supposed to be Karkat or kankri. Aww Karkat isn't Karkat if he doesn't look at least a little bit annoyed by everything. I want him to have eye bags cause that's hot. >>152723192Kanaya can be fixed by having some actual real empathy that isn't conditional to her scheming and meddling. But also get out of the way you jade blooded whore. Candy bloods are for ME
>>152723216Terezi...
>>152722772wat archive?
I need Karkat to look at me like this.
>>152722772Don't.60% of it is verboten.
>>152723216>get out of the way you jade blooded whoreall of that talk to be a human, cancer liking, WHORE.
eridan's feet
>>152723349I need karkat to tease and LOVE
What if Karkat was a girl, who was a brat, and easily bulliable?
>>152723467boringggg vriska is right there
>>152723476I like Vantas girls.I also like them being squeezed and groped.
>>152723490valid ngl
>>152722047imagine typing this only to get dommed by karkat immediately after. couldn't be me
>>152723490GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!!
>>152723523If she didn't want to be groped she would say something, wouldn't you Kankri?>"..."See? She loves it.
holy shit look what i found, this was at the start of the pilot days,
Terezi being a brat and teasing Karkat until he can't take it anymore and puts her in her place by fucking her hard.
>>152723783this is just canon anon
>>152723783The part you miss anon is that they are both the brats *and* the brat tamer. As in Karkat and Terezi are constantly fighting to be the top. In a never ending cycle.
>>152723920Blowjob.
>always use the unofficial homestuck collection for reading the comic>get linked to "Jade: Retrieve Package" on the official website for once>it uses some shitty fucking song that absolutely does not fit the atmosphere in the slightest>check UHC again because I feel like I'm going crazy>turns out the original song was made by Bolin so you won't get to hear it unless you specifically use UHCHoly shit, so most people who read the comic actually live like this, just listening all these sub-par songs in the early acts and never getting to watch these flashes in all their intended glory? Fucking disgusting, it makes me feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of stupid cattle.
>>152723847>>152723857>Terezi's mischievous laugh as she's fucking with him and teasing him that gives him butterflies in his stomach every time
>>152723971Holy fucking shit, I never knew the songs was switched because I've always heard the new one. The old one is so much better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tiX2-7n1k
eridan reveal yourself to me now
>>152724125tavros better than dumb stupid purple fish idiot
>>152724142two trolls better than one, make them make out for youforcefully if need be
>>152724020>>152723971Bill Bolin's stuff is available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQlQCK_by0&list=PLdvHbisz1jNQzPLqrqnC0-QOM745JKigQ&index=13Pretty damn good stuff, too bad he had to sperg and leave the team. I wonder what he's up to now.
i remember fapping to breedingduties milf karkat
>>152723971>>152724020THEY'VE GOTTEN RID OF THE MOON DOING A FUNKY LITTLE DANCE IN THE MIDNIGHT CREW FLASH
>>152719133homestuck fell off when the masses started saying davekat is better than johnkat. Only real ones know johnkat is eternal.
>>152724378>spergWhat happened exactly? Did he get pissed at Hussie?
>>152724401me too anon, i remember when he used to frequent the /aco/ homesmut thread
>>152724423Him and the rest of the vanilla artists like redskinnedmess leaving was the coral reefs dying of the homesmut scene.
>>152724451wtf i knew she locked her account, why did redskinnedmess leave???
>>152724463*gestures vaguely to the entirety of homestuck currently and its fandom*
>>152724487oh right. :(
>>152723490we need more feminine vantas art in the world and. YES more of it needs to be them getting groped #HardFuckinAgree
>>152724487be slightly more specific.
>>152724515She was a jadefag and a davejade shipper, guess.
Pretty sure there was a Karezi shipper who also left the fandom after Davekat became canon.
Another day... another yearning for Rose...
>>152724604honestly if you get filtered by a ship becoming canon thats 100% on you
>>152722814So, Anglo descendant, possibly british from Grandpa Harley´s part, but tan because she lives on an Island near Ecuador ... YOThat would make Jade an honorary latina... N O I C E
I miss Geowaffles, too...
>>152724423>>152724451Homestuck porn artists are so nutered. Compared to them the only artists who actually let loose and don't just draw boring pin ups are like freaky jade dog cock artists (which I'm not exactly discrediting or anything) and freaky June Egbert artists (which I *am* discrediting because most of it is either badly drawn, June/John is drawn ugly, or it's just in really poor taste generally) I'm not gonna be obnoxious but most of the truly based Homestuck smut artists usually draw at least one incest ship. (Usually daverose)Like pumpkinsmutt or whatever his/her name is.
>>152722852I just want the headaches to stop. he fandom makes this shit more complicated than it has to be.
There's gotta be more Homesmut artists. A new one spawns everyday. They gotta show themselves.
>>152724718I always imagined jade as having a slightly Asian vibe. Less so for John but mostly for jade. My friend thought she was supposed to be like a SEA girl when we first met her.
>>152724752It's me. I will make you all Homestuck porn. I have to do it!! For the community!!! (But johnjade is top priority )
>>152724752The only one I can think of is that one that has that fucking revolting art style and always draws Jade and Rose as niggers.
>>152724739Homesmut artists were a diamond dozen back in the early fandom. Most of their stuff is gone now due to the Tumblr porn ban and/or them deleting their old work so that they could go legit. You're living in the ruins of a once mighty civilization anon.
>>152723072"hey hot stuff. Get your albino ass over here. It´s freaky time"And she just rips her shirt off in front of Dave.
>>152724752anon give me a pairing quick
>>152724795John/Rose. I am grimdorks fan.
>>152723092We could have got this on the Epilogues... fuck the Beyond Canon faggots...
>>152724752I draw, but not all the time. Right now I'm drawing for another thread.
>>152724795Karkat and Terezi.
>>152724795John jade.
>>152724861Goat cest
>>152724755What Is a SEA girl?ALthoguh.. it´d make sense she has some Asian going on. Possibly Chinese.(Hong Kong wasn´t diluted in 2009, I think. So Jade´s Mother or Father were from China, and that way their parents left Jade at the side of Grandpa Harley. That´s some theory I made on the fly)
>>152724786I know..... But that doesn't matter. Pancakestein might be gone. But someone just continue to draw porn no matter what!! We must teach the future generations the ways of homesmut!!!When their adults.
>>152724410tl;dr Bolin posted some unfinished remixes on the forum, Hussie thought they were good/finished enough and used them in "Shut up and jam" without notifying him, Bolin got mad, lots of drama in the thread, including a little argument that can be summed up as "kill yourself faggot" vs "kill yourself tranny".
>>152724911OH RIGHT, I forgot about that. I remember hearing about that, didn't know that was him
And now salty anons post that bolin flip off picture but only on threads I make for some reason. Oh well >>152724874True!!!>>152724885South East Asian. Malaysia, Philippines. Ect ect.
>>152724718>near EcuadorThat's a very generous way to put it
>>152724731>GeowafflesHe lives. he´s just on Newgrounds
>>152720629kys
>>152724949D A N GAnyway. I did the Axtec Karkat drawing on Whiteboard.YOu guys want me to make Tavros or Gamzee? Or yo want me to go with Vriska now?
>>152724885That's true. I could see that. i only hesitate to headcannons jade as Asian because John is not even close to that vibe wise.
>>152725065john is definitely asian coded too. maybe wasian at LEAST. but my friend who's never even read homestuck calls him "asian nerd" everytime lmao
>>152724943>now salty anons post that bolin flip off picture but only on threads I make for some reason. Oh wellim dyslexic what do you mean by this sentence.sorry
>>152725000I thought Geo was a chick.
>>152725105Anons post the picture of bolin using the middle finger on threads when I make them. But only when I make them. I'm not claiming to being targeted, just seems like poor luck, or poor thread making skills at my part
>>152725098Hmmmm then perhaps it can work. I'm super Asian so he looks to me like just a "white American kid"
>>152725145I don't think I've ever seen such a picture.
>>152716091I'm the stitchanon. sorry I missed the last whiteboard, I got sick. but I'm here now and working on the current oneagain, apologies!
>>152724943>>152725145YOUDONOTHAVEWHATITTAKESTOTALKPROFESSIONALISMWITHME.
>>152725098>john is definitely asian coded too.???
>>152725191Oh THIS. This is hilarious.
>>152725202It's funny if a bit bewildering
>>152725201black hair i want to fuck him what else do you need?
If John is Asian, does that mean he has a natural fire weakness?
Dani practice
>>152725214areyou one of those fujos who love kpop and fetishize asian men? i had a girl like that in my school
Feferi in every iteration is beautiful and I want to shove my face in her boobs.
>>152725293they probably smell like really good perfume too
>>152725293Stop staring at her boobs.https://files.catbox.moe/tdm6u3.mp4
>>152725214now im thinking of john with one of those asian bowl haircuts. someone should draw that, thats cute.
>>152725359He already has buck teeth so being asian fits.
>>152725249->wiggle the ferret
>>152724911There's actually extra backstory because kalibration was first doing a shit job at a collaboration with bolin, bolin was getting pissy, kalibration started purposely spiting him(including blatantly suggesting bolin should kill himself). Hussie first sided with kalibration because favoring shitty people is in his nature, then he realized he made a wrong choice, made "shut up and jam". The whole unfinished song debacle was more of straw that broke the camel's back if anythingThe fact that kalibration got away with it is why imo bolin was in the right
>>152725359
>>152725375This is Jake in afraid. He's the real Gohan. And John is Goku
>>152725359This ain't a bowl cut but OH my god look at him. I wanna suck his soul out in the bathroom of whatever event spurred dad Egbert to force John in this cute outfit.
>>152725474>t. Roxy.
have read and caught up to tamborineextremely kino for a while, until it suddenly wasn't (which is coincidentally when vriska appeared, funny how that happens) and i guess it's in perpetual writing hell nowwhat the hell happened there
>>152725253i sure know i am
>>152725474what is so atractive about john?
>>152725530He's confidently earnest and authentic
>>152725371This is shit, I'll do it better later
>>152722016YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE GAY THOUGHTS JOHN!
>a group of two pyropes is called a double davistony confirmed davereziGOD
>>152725617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGXvXpVPK0
>>152725293>There is more art of her with Imposter than Imposter with SootnoseHow.
>>152725530Hes whimsical. Honest, good hearted, open, flexible. And most of all what you see is what you get. He isnt someone who is wearing a false mask like Dave rose Jade and every other character in Homestuck. He despite being the most "generic" person in Homestuck. But he's actually *the* most special person in Homestuck. Cause there's no bullshit with John. The worst thing about John is he's kind of a spoiled brat. But honestly that just makes it hotter.
>>152724604hot-tang. Most people left the fandom after the dog dick fiasco though.
>>152725778I think that assassinated rose's mostly spotless record extremely hard. And jades. It's sad all around.
>>152725702>Jake>brings cocaine?
>>152725778I honestly don't know how people still ship Rosemary after that.
>>152725787He calls soda "Pop" so he got confused....
>>152725793>>152725793 My heccin lesbians!!!
>>152725770i dont know to articulate this but, hes a normal person. like the standart person in society. youll find a john someday, but sadly they arent gay mostly.
Get ahead while you can!New Thread has spawned>>152725831>>152725831>>152725831
>>152725793Because I've only read the actual canon and won't let retards ruin my fun
>>152725793By correctly treating epilogues like non-canon, pardon, "dubiously canon" dogshit they are.
>>152725848>>152725877Fair enough.
>>152725702jake?!?
>>152724801Based based based