Sibling Bonding Edition 3. Prompt Of the Thread.: Post some good fanfics you have read recently. Doesn't have to be ship content!. Previous Adventure: >>152983254
what if homestuck had blue?
first for killing jade harley with a brick (i have a ryona fetish)
>>153000138>claims to be first>is the secondcan anyone here count?
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>>153000160not blue enough.
>>153000153no idea what you're talking about you're shcizofrenic
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>>153000186me when i hallucinate posts out of nothing (i'm schiozphrenwic btw :3)
>>153000197thank you.
considering the image of the thread it would be double dipping to post more.solike 12th for spider8reath!!!!
>>153000226eugh slopper8reathspiderslopcan't STAND that skanky ceruleaniggernice art though but FUCK I FUCKNG HATE VRISKA
>>153000246i love (act 5) VRISKA! she is cute and hot and cool and stuff(act 6 and beyond) vriska is the worst character in fiction. so im conflicted. This is still my number 1 favorite ship tho.
>>153000246you forgot the quirk. haaha
>>1530002618/ don't call me out like this>>153000260eu6h i don't see it. i mean, i 6uess she was KINDA funny i 6uess. kinda. it's just the thin6 that irks me. just a8solutely PISS(es) me off: is that these ni66as out here wanna fuck vriska. they wanna fuck vriska, they wanna fuck terezi, they wanna fuck rose, roxy, jade, kanaya, nepeta, condy, feferi, etc. etc. and they SELF INSERT AS JOHN FUCKIN6 E68ERT LIKE COWARDS instead of makin6 their own FUCKIN6 OC to ship with whatever character they lust over. it's just tainted any john ship, and especially terezi and vriska for me. it fills me with a primal hatred unquencha8le 8y anythin6 8ut 100k word vriska torture porn fanfics
>>153000323you are....absolutly correct. Damn you thats so true. especially with spider8reath. Same with davejade too, just self insert as male to be with girl. As opposed to me, i ship prospitcest cause i self insert as jade, clearly i am a person of high taste and clarity. (im half joking)never the less i think people who dont respect a ship on its own and use it as a vehicle for self indulgence shouldn't bring down the rep of a ship.
anyone else reading overhaste?
>>153000323>they wanna fuck vriska, they wanna fuck terezi, they wanna fuck rose, roxy, jade, kanaya, nepeta, condy, feferi, etc. etc. and they SELF INSERT AS JOHN FUCKIN6 E68ERT LIKE COWARDS instead of makin6 their own FUCKIN6 OC to ship with whatever character they lust over.AND PEOPLE HERE ON /hsg/ HAVE RIDICULED ME WHEN I SAID JOHN IS FUNCTIONALLY A HAREM ANIME PROTAGONIST WHO EVEN LOOKS THE PART
>>153000384>self insert as jademy word don't tell me you wanna fuck this dork come on he's just so 6oofy lookin6 i can't fathom it>>153000419you were ri6ht, kin6. they ridiculed your TRUTH with their LIES
>>153000433You know damn well I like John. He's cute and I like him. And is totally the type of person I would have a crush on as a kid. Beyond that I think he has hella value as a character. >>153000419I am not entirely opposed to this. John is definently cute enough to fit the part. The author just needs to make sure he stays cute cool and charming.
>>153000323i see so much of this projecting/self inserting nowadays.>i am black, then every beta kid is black>i am trans, every character is trans>i cut, dirk and dave cuts too.
>>153000546yeah it's just fuckin6 a66ravatin6 to see a character si6nificantly OOC. i can understand it (within reason) if it's like, li6htly OOC, 8ecause people's interpretations of characters can 8e different... 8UT 6ODDAMNIT THAT'S JUST A DIFFERENT FUCKIN6 CHARACTER. it's horri8le, really
>>153000487no hes not. do you think this dork would have an polyamorous relationship? fuck no hes just going to grow up and be like his dad and do busy dad stuff.
Sleeping on nepeta encased in a specially-designed nepeta cushion (part Nepeta, part thick canvas painted with her face, rest fluff she squirms within)
>>153000546Honestly only half the people making the kids black are black. But yeah I get what ya meanI'm fine with bending the characters a little out of what is shown in the comic. I usually justify it under "extrapolation" but some people entirely project entire traits/character arcs/ physical traits onto the kids and it just kinda puts me off. The closest I ever get to that is coloring jade like she's a Filipina lol>>153000581The best harem protags are the ones who have inadvertently landed in that position and are only involved with all these girls because of wacky hijinks and shenanigans.
>>153000616nta but only if it's... like a platonic harem (friend group?) otherwise it's gay because polyamory is cringe-coded
>>153000663I have a soft spot for beta ot4 desu. Mostly because every beta kid ship has legs, so just kinda mush them all together and make them KISS. Like I can definently see each beta kid having a crush on ever *other* beta kid.
>>153000115NEW whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417magma: https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1
>>153000682okay, i guess. but nothing outside of that. it's only based if they ALL want to fuck the other three, instead of one guy being ultimate harem lord or something like that
>>153000705Agreed.
>>153000616but it certanty comes to a point. i once heard the following words with no sarcasm whatsoever"yall act like sollux isnt one of the blackest trolls"at that point all that you can do is just close the computer and come back the next day.
>>153000386I do, alternating between troll and human perspectives is a neat idea and the music segment was genuinely amazing in how original it is in its simplicityAlso I can't get over the name of that troll being Czarek because it's a perfectly normal name in my language, and a diminutive to boot, which makes this guy seem extra cute to me
>>153000748I have a Filipino sollux agenda. But I can't push that one yet hahaha. One day. I will say it's certainly *easy* to project onto the HS kids by design. Honestly race doesn't bother me as much because like, if you draw pretty enough you can make it work. But like applying weird out of character traits like, putting a Lalonde swirl on dirk and Dave pisses me off way more.
>>153000591This sounds like an extremely niche and complicated fetish set-up
>>153000787I love molester bro so much it's unreal
>>153000748>yall act like sollux isnt one of the blackest trollsKek imagine a pitch black nigga from Nigeria into LISP programming language saying shit like>LISP na correct gbege for brain work, e dey shine for code wey sabi think well well, e dey make big wahala small small.
>>153001078Honestly if sollux was black he would be hella light skin With the smash bros cut.
>>153000949That it may, however I am only interested in the ultimate in Nepeta comfort - no thought for other considerations
vip aquarium tour with feferialternian military museum tour with eridan10 pound sopor slime pie with the GOATdrinking milk and lifting with equius to get STRONGLARPing with Vriska (not the dangerous kind that gets people killed)reading books about troll vampires with Kanayaroleplaying with nepetawatching shitty movies with karkatidk man. fucking gaming with sollux?raping tavrosexploring abandoned fucking places with aradiawatching shitty movies with johnmaking sick beats with davegardening with jadeeating rose's pussy whilst she reads gothic literaturebaking with janeadventuring with jakeeating roxy's pussy whilst she fucking erps with lil halwatching the horse show with dirki am now become friend, pester of quest
>>153001127i forgot that fat bitch terezi lolfucking.... watching troll judge judy with terezi
>>153001179John is black.....oh.
>>153001199john nogbert
Query: but Nepeta enthusiast, if you sleep on her, squeeze her between your muscles, etc she may get strained, sore, even bruised, with an uncomfortable dispersion of pressure and body partsAnswer: an engineer does not see these things as an “issue,” but a riddle to solve so the purity of the Nepeta sleeping experience is manifest and complete
i have no idea of what im doing.
>>153001219he is NOT beating Submissive and Breedable the allegations with this one
>>153001219Keep doing it
>>153001150While she crushes your pelvis and thighs with her huge fat ass
>>153001243i'd lick jane's fatass hairy-ass legs. like a freaky ass ni66a>>153001261no. while *I* crush her pelvis and thi6hs with MY huge fat ass
>>153001127>(not the dangerous kind that gets people killed)HAHAHA LOOK AT LITTLE 8ITCH THINKING HE CAN RAPE TAVROS WHEN HE'S AS MUCH OF A RAPE88 AS HIM.8rother your 8utthole will 8e the one getting a8solutely destroyed if that's your usual attitude!
>>153001219victim weight
>>153001282well exuuuuuse me ms serket, some of us want to not die okay
>>153000115>Post some good fanfics you have read recently. Honestly I'm not sure if I can. I'm trying to read through all the fics featuring my OTP rarepair, so far only one isn't dogshit and at this point I'm not sure if it's because it's actually good despite being short or because my standards have utterly cratered.
>>153001267you have a fat ass?? let me slap it.
>>153001551hmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>153001563>bro thinks he has a say in the matter
Oops! All Lalondes!
>>153001596i wonder how jade lalonde and john lalonde would be like. is it just jade and john 8ut 20% more ironic?
>>153001596is dave lalonde 7foot tall in this!?
Need HS gf Terezi kinner to cosplay with, I need her to kiss me repeatedly as she applies snazaroo grey on my face.
>>153000226Very cute. Looks like they are eating spaghetti together. Also Hussie know what the fuck he was doing when he designed that skimpy night gown (not to mention molesting Tavros).>>153000384On a related note are you a girl?>>1530003231. John is literally me. 2. John is an interesting character who has not only the charisma to swoon the ladies, but all of the ladies (and even guys) in the comic naturally have the crazy hots for him. Plus he has a lot of interesting dynamics pre-established. The female counterpart is Terezi. >>153000260What happens when you turn an interesting antihero/villain character who receives karma into a asshole-ish mary sue who never gets called out (that and they killed spider8reath)
>>153001687he 5'6" the rest are just really short>>153001708nta 8ut yes she's a 6irl. Witch of 8reath too, iirc.
>>153001730no way. hes not a girl
>>153001773yuh huh. she said so. i like to 8elieve people who say they're 6irls on the internet are 8ecause it makes me very, very, very sli6htly aroused. so yes, i'm sayin6 she is a 6irl and i 8elieve that wholeheartedly
>>153001794that is quite creepy dont you think
>>153001893no? not really. i mean, in retrospect i pro8a8ly shouldn't have voiced it out loud, 8ut i don't think it's creepy
>>153001794You forget that there is a highly likely chance for said girl on to be a bot, fed, catfisher, or troon (referring in general)
>>153001912i mean yeah, 8ut i try not to think a8out it, cus then i'm just talkin6 to a 8ot, fed, or catfish, which is less 6ood than talkin6 to what i can ima6ine is an attractive woman online. y'know on second thou6ht i am startin6 to think this mi6ht 8e a little creepy. darn
>>153001927oh is that jis typing quirk?
>>153001927Seadwellers are so mean :(
>>153001993Yep. What a fucking tool.
>>153001908whatever you say. goimg to sleep bye.also what do you think about being morails, i think that could work
>>153002080ye i could pale with you <>i mean, i think i su66ested it, like, a while a6o, since our relationship is very... conciliatory. to an extent. y'know, like moirails. 8ut yeah, it's cool
>>153002080fuck for6ot to say 6oodni6ht6oodni6ht 8tw
>>153002028This jit cracks fish.
>>153002100i had an actually irl moirail like gamzee and karkat and it was the worse experience of all time(i was karkat) but ill tell that story tomorrow bye
>86kun comes back>rambles constantly about bullshit with his typing quirk>his grammar and sentences have degraded even more>its like reading a report from the kid in your class who failed 4th grade english>threads are noticeably worseNOOTICING
>>153002279it's hard to type with a typin6 quirk and maintain 6ood 6rammar okay. i'm rusty 6ive me a 8r8kalso is this 8ait? i'm askin6 just in case.
>>153001708Someone said to do lady and the tramp. I can't draw so this is the best you guys get.
>>153002297No. I believe you are a blight that actively makes the threads worse and should go away once again.
>>153002279they called me crazy for saying it last thread
>>153002297You know there is a program that automatically does it for you. 1T'S R34LLY NOT TH4T H4RD
>>153002324interestin6. well. i think this is a little harsh, 8ut i think if you stopped postin6 instead, i would 8e happy. or, at the very least, posted somethin6 else. i was 6onna tell you to kys 8ut that seemed, a6ain, too harsh. and it's just rude of you to say>>153002337i see. are you 6onna tell me the name of said pro6ram or..?
Check out kishas cool string tricks
>>153002279Reminder that he is a black racist faggot that lost his anal virginity to some dude in a restroom
Biblically accurate Equius
>>153002426FYCK YESEquius is as young as everyone else and he should be drawn like it!!!!!This is so good
>>153002426hotnep is a lucky cat
>>153001459More people should draw stealth ass grab with the girl doing it, its hot
>>153002426You know I've never thought equius was hot. But maybe this twunk body might make me reconsider.
>>153002357Oooh cool, is this your witch character or someone else?
>>153002426>buries my nose in his sexy pit
>>153002589Someone elseShe's a candy blood. (I draw her as a troll sometimes. I'm lazy so I don't make dedicated troll OCS lol)
>>153002426i c0uld m0lest him i think t0 be h0nest.
>>153002740ARADIA, YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP TRYING TO GET ALL CALLIGNUS WITH EQUIUS. IT MAKES THE WHOLE TEAM UNCOMFORTBALE.
>>153002641She looks like she has bad taste in movies
Mass Appeal just updootedhttps://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=12
All along it was the Geto, nothing but the GetoTaking short steps, one foot at a time, and keep my head lowAnd never let go'Cause if I let goThen I'll be spinelessI'm going insane!
>>153002871
>>153002848She's a 13 (6 sweep) year old. So she has like fake refined taste. I think what I want to do with her is just to have her be like rose but way more of a fraud. Like how Karkat is totally a fraud when it comes to being a badass. So like she says she has super good taste in tv and shes like "yeah I watch serial experiments lain and pretty cute"She's very passionate and genuine, so she's not like "fake" but she tries to project herself as being way more smart than she is. Also she talks like a redditor.
Pretty cure Damn you auto correct
>>153002853Epic sauce
i wish gamzee was real and he was my friend.
HJOLY SHTIIW THSI A ABANGBGER!?!?!THAT IS SO CUTE WTF
>>153002975Skye can you wake up while driving please?
SEX with Romana. The people last thread had horrible taste.
>>153003068When that mid blood pussy extra aciddy and tastes like batteries
Male fishes?
fuck you fa66ots for shittalkin6 mei am NOT ruinin6 these threads!
>>153003125I am quite fond of them
>>153003125OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A FUCKING BULGE MMMMMOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
>>153003179Inshallah I will touch his globes
>>153002914>have a seat wherever you like anon
>>153003179pretty pretty fishy
>>153003125Imagine male Romana and male Prinna...
hey camronFUCK YOU
>>153002853Thank you for the food Crowpiss
Read the update. I want to fuck Dani's big tits so damn much. She's so silly.
Those tits are made for fuckin
>>153003913AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I'LL DO!
>>153003950so that's what's under her bed...
Crowpiss when will Dani use the demon dildos under her bed to totally wreck her shit so hard she squirts to the other end of her room?
>>153001927
she's so hot i have to shoot myself
>>153004697Anon...Roxy wouldn't want you to do that.
another dersecest win
>>153004697roxy i beg you please give me a chance i will give you the dick you deserve
>>153004697>>153004722HOW OLD ARE THESE CHARACTERS SUPPOSED TO BE???
>>153000690that terizi and karkat pic
>>153004904Roxy lalonde is introduced into homestuck as a 16 year old teenage girl. at the end of the series she is still 16. in the epilouges nearly 15 years have passed. So she is about in her 30s. And in homestuck 2 even more time has passed, so she is nearly 40. this all doesnt matter because Roxy is an immortal, so she wont die of old age.
>>153004904Roxy is 37 in the Candy timeline.
Need a BBW stoner olive blood to cowgirl ride me, putting all her weight on top of my body and steadily grinding her own hips so all of my cum is milked out.
>>153003053BASEDWHO SLANDERS THIS HOTTIE
>>153004697>>153004722John saw this sex goddess and only wanted one kid btw
>>153005645Give the guy a break, he already struggled getting it up for a non-gray woman.
>>153005645He knows about the Strilonde incest gene and how badly things will spiral out of control if he's not careful.
>>153005061you don't need that. you need a WPA style program to give you a job and a purpose
>>153003581Da fuq he doin' dere?
>>153005803what if hes not a yankee?
>>153005857they should establish a worldwide wpa style program to eliminate the conditions that produce annoying gooners in the first place. a shovel in a hand is a hand that cant jerk off
>>153000690i think the magma got deleted lol...
>>153006259desu everyones uses the whiteboard morehave you seen all the shit there is already?
>>153006278yeah and its coal.
>>153006302>its coal.have you drawn anything or are you complaining for the sake of complaining anon
>>153006313i have drawn stuff on it yeah
>>153006332well i hope it looks cool :)
>>153004947Technically, she is introduced at 13/14, and they spend 2 or three years stuck in their session. At the end of the series, also, would be- on technicality- the dumb snapchat thing where they are 18.
>>153006400Incorrect, they only spend half a year in their session and Roxy is 15 she's introducedPage where Roxy's 13th birthday is said to have been almost three years agohttps://homestuck.com/006361Page where Jane says they've spent five months in their sessionhttps://homestuck.com/007423
>>153005801So Harry and Yiffy will get it on sloppy style in beyond canon?
>>153005645Am I crazy for thinking Roxy wouldn't be that great in bed?
>>153006564If the writing's goodAnd they'll want to fuck their parentsAnd their own children
>>153006600yeah
>>153006791I feel like she would either be a dead fish or be trying way too hard. Especially candy!Roxy. Meat!Roxy would be a freak in bed.
>>153006676No, they want each others parents. Yiffy wants John and Roxy, and Harry wants Rose and Kanaya.
>>153006893>And, they want each others parents. Yiffy wants John and Roxy, and Harry wants Rose and Kanaya.ftfy
>>153002426Noooo he's more muscular than that!
>>153006887Was gonna argue this, until realizing she basically stays as a chick just for the sake of being a mom for Harry, so you aren’t wrong.Only problem is I don’t really care for Meat!Roxy and wouldn’t touch him with ten foot pole. but if he kept his massive tits and has just been using a binder this whole time…that changes it a bit
one hundred seventy third for bottom equius
> s33k the diddyb100d.
>>153007767The norwood reaper strikes again.
>>153004919Post it.
>>153007753Fat John...
>>153008050it’s terezi mom lalonde and I think grandma Harley, all naked with MILF bodys, karkat is in the middle of them getting his cock teased through his pants by there feet, there’s another pic to the next of it of a POV from terezi perspective of karkat eating her out. 10/10
>>153008132Catbox it now.
>>153000690holy shit, that whiteboard got quality on itone of you guys better archive it
>>153007753does it jiggle? can i bite it?
>>153008120>>153008163very interresting.. anons seem to dislike fat women but like fat men. this will go in my notes
Someone please screenshot it.
>>153008212there's gays in this thread it's known they're frequently braindead dirkjohn shippers despite that being an F tier ship
>>153000487I mean. That is in part my idea with my version of John. I want him to be kinda like the Superman of the group. While everyone else on the Beta Kids changes for the better, they tend to change.Rose goes from an emotionally distant pretentious to be more open and trusting, Dave develops a harder backbone and attitude against adversity, growing into his own man, and Jade becomes more mature and emotionally stable.All the while John, who while matures and becomes less naive and even less bratty, he is still a well meaning guy who puts his faith on the people he cares about. And thanks to that Good Will he manages to make Vriska change her ways, and inspire his team into victory.So yeah. John a good ol´catalyst character. He doesn´t change that much, but inspires change arround people.Gotta say tho, Spiderbreath and even Roxygen won´t be his endgame. I have an explicit rule to not canonize any ship. I know I´ll geopardize my story on the long run.
>>153008407True but at the same time. You have to admit. Even I would say I don't like fat John. But damn that drawing is cute.
>>153006302>>153006332Booo no fun porn allowed If your talking about who I assume you are. He's drawing the Homestuck guys as dragon ball characters, do you think he cares about sticking to the source.
>>153008407Can attest to this, am indeed a gay braindead johndirk shipper
Heey. thjis is about the last Whiteboard. Before it´s gone.For the anon who drew the house. Wanna engage a little and play? I think ou left this like some sort of hook to people to interact with, but no one came, so... I wanna come in while we still have time.My Beta kids are nearby anyways. SO I think it´d be fun XDhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76604791-5580-2514
I wish I had the patience, and skill to draw half a decent as some of you guys on the white board.
>>153008550Trust me. That website fucking sucks I get your pain. I consider myself a decent artist and I cannot even begin to do it. That dragon ball anons on a whole nother level.
Please... I need new Big Nepeta...
Good morning HSG! I'll post an old drawing. People like those jade bloods right???
>>153008565Of course we do
>>153008556Tell me about it... And here I am practally recreating the chapter. In vain of course because I tend to suck at persepctive and I have to jump between tabs just to get the references.I feel like a ONE impersonator. And IMposto-
>>153008565jade bloods owe me sex
>>153008556i dont get how he gets the lines to get so clean.my radar says that his power is over 9000!
If you were to make a fan venture what would you do specifically to make it different from most?
>>153008689Actually have action be a major focusing point. I would try to inject as much battle manga bullshit as I can get away with.
>>153008689I make it a lot more interactive and add characters outside of the 4 main kids who enter the session
>>153008689Idea 1- Adapt my Homestuck Retake, and lean as hard as possible into the Video Game inspirations and keep texts short and sweet, and make the [S] shorts be the highlights of the scenes, even to a point of characters having audio dialogue.Idea 2: My propper idea of what Sburb could be if more alien, and how a friendship can be born between 4 Internet Randos arround the world, and throguht that explore the themes of destiny, the place of God in the universe and what not.Too much work for a guy that can´t code for shit tho :T
>>153008689I don't know what most fan ventures are like but I would just make C0DAstuck, so I guess it would stand out as the only(?) TES/Homestuck fan venture
>>153008689have a unique art style
>>153008689esoteric fascism
Need more Dave x Roxy
john would be the type of guy to grope his girlfriends butt while making out
>>153008689 domain expansions.
>>153009211Are there guys who don't?
>>153009217This is what Homestuck was missing
>>153009300my gf grabs my butt when we kiss and keeps caling me fatty because i weight 340pounds.
>>153009466How the fuck do you weigh that much and walk around? Genuine question as a guy who’s 290 lb and got most of it going to his gut
someone pleeeeease screengrab the old whiteboard I will kiss you
>>153009466Doesn't really answer my question
WWhy did he do it?
>>153008407Gays or "gays"(fujos who trooned out)?
She's real.
>>153009598where does that leave us normal fujos lol i feel like most dirk john shippers are normal fujos. same with stridercestand basically anything that has to do with dirk. dirk is a fujo magnet
>>153009598why does the distinction matter?i dont friendly fire the people from my team.
>>153009415at this point, words are unnecessary.
>>153009616ugly little thing isnt she?
I was thinking about how bloated the cast became after the introduction of trolls and how little character development and plot relevance most of them got, and how the cast of trolls could probably be cut in half without compromising the core of the story that we got (in retrospect).>Karkat>Vriska>TereziThese are the core 3 trolls that are plot relevent and have coherent arcs, these would definitely need to be kept.>TavrosHis relationship with Vriska is I think an important part of the story even if he doesn't really contribute anything else.>EquiusThis might be controversial but I think Equius is an important member of the cast as kind of a representation of bad troll behaviors. Without him the whole hemospectrum thing would kind of be pointless since no one else cares.>Eridan>FeferiBoth of them can be cut. Their important actions and character traits could be easily moved to other members of the cast without losing too much. Plus the whole underwater vs land-dwelling troll stuff is barely utilized in the story and getting rid of it altogether would be a positive.>SolluxWhile important for a while at the start he doesn't have any meaningful character development outside of the surface level gemini double bullshit. I think parts of his character could be moved to Tavros without much impact.>Kanaya>GamzeeIrrelevant for most of the trolls story. Removing them would change nothing substantial until way later.I just cant decide on the last troll to keep being either Aradia or Nepeta. While Aradia has a lot of plot relevance early on she never really develops any substantial character beyond being essentially a plot device. Meanwhile I think Nepeta's relationship with Equius is one of the more interesting parts of the early troll chapters, but outside of that relationship she's totally pointless. I thought about having some sort of Aradia Nepeta hybrid character, but I cant think of an easy way to make that work relationship/story wise.
>>153009657>i feel like most dirk john shippers are normal fujos. same with stridercestIt's definitely true, as far as I care all stridersloppers and davekatsloppers have vajayjays until proven otherwise
>>153009865you will not take off eridan.
>>153009865Cut them in half by merging them, then use the dancestors to show off the other half
MILFS that wear jewelry...
>>153009866Nah davekat enjoyers are of all genders. That shit is bottom of the barrel sludge for homestuckers. Stridercest specifically appeals to like yaoi lovers. And sometimes shotacons, perhaps even shotacons in denial. With all the abuse elements being bait for fujos. I say this because shit man. I hate stridercest but some of the art gets me pretty good man. Got me faultering.
>>153000115Homersuck is highly satanic because it has homersexuals and DEMONS
>>153009865>Equius is an important member of the cast as kind of a representation of bad troll behaviors. Without him the whole hemospectrum thing would kind of be pointless since no one else cares.Nigga, Equius does nothing in terms of casteism that couldn't be done better with Eridan or Gamzee, he just treats it as quirky little setup for his shitty fetish that has no actual repercussions aside from him being sightly annoying to deal with.
>>153010073poor shotacons in denial, feel so bad for them.forsaken to say that they dislike what they like to not have an expose doc dropped on their head.
>>153010142I don't feel bad for em. Mostly because being a mega pervert isn't exactly a badge of honor. Not something to have shame for either but I try not to have a high horse about it. I only pity them when they really want to draw it but their fan base are loser cowards. Or when they are very outwardly opposed to that kind of content despite what they engage in. I'm just saying a lot of Homestuck artists who are into like some of the already raunchier ships like stridercest prob would make Dave look younger if they could get away with it.
>>153009865>cutting eridan
>>153010187im talking about those "problematic" priv accounts of main accounts that get found out.its a complicated situation because it aparently "breaks boundaries" and they get shunned away.one case the person who drew shota had "dead dove/lolisho dni" on their main lmao.
Successful lawyer wife Terezi and her househusband Karkat.
>>153010377PfffRidiculous the internet can be sometimes.
Streamer failwife Nepeta and her hardworking blue collar husband Equis
>>153009992aradia vriska hybrid by god man you're going to create a sex singularity if you're not careful
>>153010490
>>153010707
>>153010707Except Terezi and Karkat love each other very much and they have a happy marriage and when Terezi comes back home she gets to enjoy her husband dressed up in revealing clothing for her.
>>153010689
>>153010677This but the other way aroundJust look at this setup, Equius was absolutely made to be a shitty streamer.
>>153010806ROSEKA NOOOOO STOP HURTING ME STOP PSYCHOANALYZING ME AS I CRY FROM THE PAIN STOOOOOOOOOP
Terezi having to whip Karkat into shape from being a failure who argues with people online all the time into a good boy who knows how to cook for her.
>>153010806Literally me
>>153010753in going to say it, the "surprise revealing clothing" thing is fucking hot.imagine you come home tired and want to eat some good grub and then your gf/bf is dressed half naked next to the fucking tv.BITCH, I WANT FOOD NOT YOUR BODY PARTS.
>>153010877not hot is what i meant to say.
>>153010806>>153010845Roseka would be terrifying because she would tease you about your fetishes but she would ACTUALLY KNOW what they are because she looked into your mind.
>>153010877>Not wanting someone scantily clothed to offer you dinner and give you a massage while you relax after a long dayShe gets the food and the eye-candy.
>>153009466How tf did you win?
>>153010906she said she likes cute men. she says that im good to cuddle because of the chub and she likes my tiny dick because she also finds it cute.
It's crazy how much women like fat men.
>>153010962The world is a strange and beautiful place
>>153010819Ok but can he carry a show?Seems like someone who'd be a lolcow for a stream or two for his classist views and he'd let some fetish shit slip and it'd be all over for him.
>>153010819can we appreciate how equius installed speakers on his chair? going deaf like a man
>>153010999i mean i anything that should give you hope for finding the right person.
>>153010977It's crazy how men (me) loves bigger women, and it's also crazy how men (me) will do anything a bigger women tells them to. Crazy that men (me) tend to be act as a feeder so women can eat their fill. Lastly it's insane that men (me) will body worship these bigger women.
>>153010896that would mean she knows exactly how to drive you crazy while still pretending she doesn't know
Which cringe kino homestuck song is your favoriteFor me, its karkalicious
>>153010806made for choking
>>153011411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XspRDuKG02g
>>153011411Probobly similarly. It has the right amount of cringe. And the kid who sings it originally sounds very close to Karkat lol. At least how I imagine.
>>153011411You Can't Fight The Homestuck is peak for me. I'm also fond of MARTYR C9mplex and Tough To Be On Top.
>>153011411I love Broadway Homestuck so fucking much. Obviously Broadway Karkat is the standout, but there's some other stuff in there. As for Broadway Karkat, some top ones are Be a Fanboy; Ave Maryam; Love is Blind, Terezi; Martyr Complex; and I love We're Going Down (which also features the Karkat voice actor in Open Memo as Future Karkat),
>>153011003On, the contrary, the fetish shit is how he develops a parasocial lolcow lower audience. First people roast him for all the faggy muscular horse art he has around, then they start getting a laugh out of his endless sweating when literally anything makes him nervous, then gradually his fetish shit comes out and he starts making big bucks from low- and midblood fans with a pitched parasocial relationship with him spending big money to have him read read superchat messages about being a little indigo slut built for rustie bulges
>>153011411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LMkapbB7a8
>>153011464i watched this when looking back but holy shit this is so OOC.like why is karkat singing the whole time
>>153011535I THINK ITS PRETTY CLEAR THAT I DO NOT CARE.BUT I WANNA RUN MY HANDS THROUGH YOUR HIPSTER HAIR!
What color are Jade's nipples?Would they be grey like her mouth?
>>153011538>holy shit this is so OOC.
>>153011411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkmSFIFttQWhy yes I am a blink 182 fan aswell
>>153011494>Ugly Story slipped my mindKilling myself, Ugly Story is so good
>>153008565I need an emotional support Kanaya with are soothing British voice
>>153009598why is this thread obsessed with FTMs?
>>153011893Because we have two drawfags that are ones.
>>153011893They have that based insane mentality Pussy too gushy
>>153011893they bought the “male privilege” meme and figured out life sucks for men.
>>153011596Jade as in Harley?No matter what skin color you think she has I think she has brown nipples. Pink nips are cool and all but brown ones are better. So that's my thoughts.
>>153011893The things they've done.>>153011596I made them green once
>>153011909There's 2 ftm drawfags?
>>153011955Yes.
>>153009558enough
>>153011893OBSESSED jartycucks gooning to pooners
Need roxy gf
>>153011893Because homestuck is poonercore, duh
>Women who hate themselves so much and only get off to gay porn>Are incapable of inserting themselves and only feel as if they can get love if they're a man>Think that any enjoyment of typically masculine-perceived things means they can't be a womanIt's quite sad.
You can be whoever you want to be, be safe and love yourself. As long you are not 86fag you are valid in my eyes.
>>153012370Agreed. Also they should kiss.
Made this because I wanted to...lily can't come along cuz she is busy dealing with Ellith
>>153011893moody...
>>153012664Love these funny long pigs
What does Vibri have to say about Hussie taking down that one Homestuck Discord server?
>>153012664cute!
>>153012891>What does Goebbels have to say about Hitler
>>153012891She's too busy sucking to talk.
>>153012891>"Keep fucking me, Hussie. Gog, the way your cock is kissing my cervix, the sex we're having is so queer and not heterosexual, it's just like PepsiCola. Now knock me up."
>>153012928
>>153012928>"Keep fucking me, Moonrunes. Gog, the way your cock is kissing my cervix, the sex we're having is so queer and not heterosexual, it's just like PepsiCola. Now knock me up."t. tridesert
>>153012928Meanwhile Hussie is quietly mumbling "you could gain a few pounds...".
>>153013008according to tridesert this may be true desu
>>153012825...BLUES!
>>153013128Jojo fan spotted send in the anal rape robot to kill him.
>>153013008Why is she like this?
>>153013094>according to tridesert"according"?what do you know anon
>>153013213not much other than moonrunes has a fairly big penor it seems
>>153013235yk what? sure ill believe it, its funny
8een doin6 some thinkin6, and i think i'm a Pa6e of Li6ht instead of a 8ard of Void. it seems to line up really, really, really well. I think.>>1530132546re66stuck
Added Xefros to my list of House Malewifes. My god. He is literally me but also the man of my dreams. I need to tuff him up but with kindness. I need a Xefros for my Joey.
>>153013275>i think i'm a Pa6e of Li6htSo you're retarded and/or lacking in attention you so desperately crave?
>>153013391yes exactly. it fits a little toooo well. which is crazy 8ecause i didn't even think a8out it until now. i re6ret mockin6 pa6es so much. this must 8e some form of ironic punishment, surely
>>153013275>>153013404>PageBend over.
>>153013329
>>153013429aw come on do i have to 8(
>>153011411The Baby is You album, Wich is one of the best Parody Albums Toby did imo.
>>153013431Wow, he's literally me when I dance.
>>153013431Go, grey boy, go!
What would Imposter and Terezi think of each other and Sootnose and Karkat?
>>153013431Love this gif. I now will associate hardstyle gabber songs with him now.
>>153013493(me)correction: Those moves are more Jumpstyle dance.
Xefros is such a pushover little bitch it's hard to believe his aspect is Rage, I'd bet my right kidney on him being a Page
>>153013518?? well yeah o8viously he's a Pa6e of Ra6e have you SEEN him???? he's literally a little 8itch, so there's no other Class that would fit him
>>153013404i mean, if that realization makes you stop trying to be so sarcastic then it works for me.because it seems that you try to ragebait in order to get attention instead of using your personality to do the trick. you CAN be smart, you CAN be thoughtful, you're just not doing that and it makes you annoying.speaking from the perspective of being your morail.
They should make Honestuck but for incels
>>153013563So Homestuck before Act Six?
>>153013557sarcastic? i mean... have i 8een sarcastic? idk i don't keep track... i mean, have said some pretty stupid thin6s ironically so may8e that counts. and yeah i *have* said a lot of ra6e8ait so that makes sense>>153013563yeah it's called Homosuck and it was the 8est thin6 that's come out of this decrepit franchise
>>153013563Prisounebound is right there. Also Gaystuck I guess? Redditstuck too..? Heck homestuck itself has Eridan in there to represent.
>>153013586>yeah it's called Homosuck and it was the 8est thin6 that's come out of this decrepit franchisestop sucking your own dick in public caliborn, thats gay
>>153013606Those are all for faggots though.
Did you guys ever RP with your friends, but with Homestuck characters? A friend of mine passed and I just found out, so I'm a bit upset.
>>153013740Eeeer. Chud Faggots mind you. But not really i was just being funny.
>>153013920I'm sorry to hear that anon :(Also, I really want to have a friend to rp homestuck or gen, but never really got one at all.
>>153013920im sorry to hear that :(((
>>153013920my condolences anon
>>153009957>>153010331No one gives a shit about Captain Theyfab and his impotent Wizcel lust for Princess Moby Thick
>>153014061yeah but you can say that for basically all of the highbloods. none of them are important. and i think his narrative is more interesting than say, gamzee. So if you wanted to have a long term troll antagonist who causes english to happen, eridan is your guy, not gamzee, cause he has a personality and an established motivation to do bad things. one that isnt total nonsense and boring.
>>153013997>>153014019>>153014040We had a RP going where her Vriska was the latest hire to a large company in space, and she was the new pilot. It was a sort of.. Slice of life/space truckers type deal. John was the technician and navigator. They shared a room with recessed beds, a computer/television, everything. Three weeks on, one week off.I even drew her Vriska, I just need to find it.
>>153014208Found it.
>>153014208>>153014250why vriska thou6h
>>153014265She liked Vriska, I liked Vriska. We were planning an Aranea and Kankri story when she disappeared.
>>153014061eridan is a murdererous sex pest nazi incel he is obviously a theymab
I need her in my life anons wtf do I do? I'm this close to making a vriska tulpa that makes me go to the gym.
>relistening to Homestuck music>reach temporal shenanigans >uploader changed the thumbnail to talk about how Hussie is a shitheadThere definitely seems to be a split between old fans and new (retarded) fans.
>>153014463they havent had years to fester in their hatred yet. they are weak.
>Xefros, Say the most unhinged shit you could possibly say to someone>Smiles cutellyX:DI love you my autistic troll guy but c'mon learn some better social cues and analogies.
>>153014500Also I think it goes well with his Rage aspect, also he lives in a constant hostile againta him envoriment. Makes sense he is kinda decensitized by this horrible truths and sees death and prejudice as common and kinda equal equivalents to minor incoveniences. hm.
>>153014463i was seeing a popular porn artist talking about how they're never going to read Homestuck 2 because it looks uninteresting and that was funny to me.Nobody actually cares. Everyone ages out of it.
>>153014208really sad to hear that anon
>>153014553That seems pretty mild compared to what that other anon was saying. Especially because it isn't really a hot take to still find HS2 to not be that great, considering the lack of enthusiasm updates get from here
>>153011411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rwunironically hits me in the feels
>>153014597It's more an indicator of a greater problem: People do not care and don't want to engage with anything in current Homestuck. Most people think it ended years ago.
>>153014637Oh. Yeah, that's my bad for being a bit of a 'tard and misreading it, but that's definitely true. It says a lot that most people into homestuck nowadays are teenagers/young adults who recently gotten into it, rather than those who been there for a while
Hello once again hsg, I bring more cosplay!!Hope everyone is well enough!
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>>153014553I recently read through Homestuck completely and asked my friend who has been extremely into it forever if the epilogues/anything after the ending are worth reading. And they straight up said "no" lmao. I was expecting some qualifiers or like "maybe if you really want more..." but they just insisted there was nothing or value there. It was very funny coming from someone who has been obsessed with the series for as long as I can remember
>>153014683thou6ht that was a pony for a sec
>>153014864Hitting the "Hello Monkeys" pose
>>153014877
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>>153014909
>>153014921
>>153014864full shoes in the waterthis shot must've been worth it
>>153014939
>>153014954
>>153014864horri8ly OOC. rose does NOT 6o outside
>>153014971
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>>153014992
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>>153015022aaaaaaaand that's about it for now, Hope you enjoyed these pics like always and happy sunday everyone!!
>>153015011lol the straws
>>153015030This makes me so envious...I want a John cosplayer to kiss....
https://files.catbox.moe/o9abm1.pngNot porn but they are naked
>>153015114okay?? where's kurloz thou6h? don't tell me he wasn't invited to the Princest fest
>>153015114shota dirk and then hot big dirk sobyour so peak
>>153015114hmm interesting never thought about eridirk. liked it!
>>153015114i would really love to see how you draw jake..
>>153015127To make up for this transgression I will draw him next
>>153015184yes, yes. make sure to draw his Weird Clown Penis too. that's an inte6ral part to his character
>>153015182I'll make a note of this, I can't even remember the last time I drew that fella
>>153015197>Weird Clown Penis toofor6ot to say to make it small, it's vital for his character
>>153015114PLEASE make a blog somewhere I love your art
Would
>>153015827the penis. where did you put the penisdon't tell me he cut it off ON TOP of sewin6 his mouth shut
>>153015827
>>153015002Is that Rose a dude?
>>153015903hmmm fem8oy rose.... very, very interestin6.
>>153013008>implying Tri doesn't peg Moon
need fujo homestuck gf!
>>153016022>fujo HS gf who cosplays as your favorite troll when you fuckGOD I NEED THIS
>>153015918>femboy Rose making tomboy Dave question her heterosexuality
>>153016022>>153016063she's 6onna make you dress up as dave and fuck a john cosplayer and record it thou6h..
>>153016070and the bad part?
>>153016070I'll dress as John as long as she dresses as Vriska.
>>153016022>Wanting a fujoGrim. Just stick to a normal female Homestuck fan.
>>153016075you have to fuck a 6oofy ni66a dressed up as john. like come on if you have NO pro8lem whatsoever havin6 sex with ANYONe dressed as this CHUD then i don't know what else to say.>>153016100she will 8ut she'll do an ela8orate roleplay where fat 8astard 6amzee cucks her 8y rapin6 you and it'll 8e her top 3 fantasies. do you still accept? she'll want to do it at least twice
>>153016105>female HS fan>not a fujoHEY JIMMEE, GIMME A FEMSTUCK WITH NUTTIN
>>153016105>normal female Homestuck fan
>>153016131>havin6 sex with ANYONe dressed as this CHUD>loser wont have a threesome in cosplay cuz "i dont like this character!!1!1!"cuck chair for thee
>>153016063be john and ill be jadedeal or no deal
>>153016144They exist, you shouldn't have to settle for less, anon.>>153016146This I can't argue with though, fair enough.
>>153015827ough i need to bounce on him.
>>153016210>he wants the WCP (Weird Clown Penis)
>>153016227more like ICP (Insane Clown Penis)Hah!
Gimme your most obscure rarepair that you actually think have chemistry.I think Rose and Sollux could work pretty well. Scarlet and Bible Black made me a convert.
>>153016182DEAL!!!
>>153016251that's so much more clever i should've thou6ht of that. I mean, he's literally an insane clown (mime) 6uy>>153016263this is kinda stupid 8ut Mindfan6 and 6randpa Harley (aka, prescratch Jake)
>>153016263Does Karkat and Calliope count?
>>153016314karkat couldn't match calliope's freaklike a leijon could definitely, 8ut not karkat fuckin6 vantas
>>153016263Jade and Nepeta. Terezi and Rose. Dave and Aradia. John and Dirk. Equius and Jane.
Nerxleas is ne nse away mi ami
>>153016365what fuckin6 lan6ua6e are you speakin6is it fr*nch
>>153016365Like I would rope for Renity. If It was Junice there tho....
>>153016022wish granted but she's into pegging
>>153016387>implying this isn't a plus
>>153016263`does prospitcest count as rarepare.no one makes content for it who arent mega perverts who draw jade with a dog dick fucking june.
>>153016263
>>153016335always naysaying are we
>>153016387you mean the game from Cracker Barrel?
>>153016410my knees...are giving way....
>>153016431every 6eneral needs one. i will carry the 8urden of contrarianism for the rest of you
>>153015182I tried
>>153016461I bet you like getting on your knees you little faggot
>>153016480quick question not meant to criticize you, like a 6enuine question, 8ut why do you draw all your 6uys so zesty-like? is it intentional? they're all zesty twinks for some reason
>>153016505>then one day for no reason at all the twinks they were a zesty
>>153016505I'm fag
>>153016550oh. yeah that makes a lot of sense. 6ood day to you. or, 6ood evenin6, dependin6 on your time zone. of course, there's also an astronomically rare chance you are somehow a fukcin6 astronaut in space, to which the concepts of day and ni6ht wouldn't apply, 8ut i seriously dou8t it. it would, actually, 8e very funny, in my own opinion. that's it thou6h
>>153016343>Terezi and RoseI definitely ship it, blackrom at least. In their only pesterlog they actually had some good bants.
>>153014866Everyone has dropped it. The prevailing opinion as far as I can tell is "Homestuck had an epilogue?"
>>1530166686oddamn her hand is up IN that ass jeez
where is my fellow bleachedstuck’s?
timeline where the alternian trolls scratched again and the makara to play sgrub was a jester. that's it, just wanted to say that
>>153014866>but they just insisted there was nothing or value therenot even for swiss?
>>153016712Bleach mention
>>153016712breedingduties please
>>153016263Aranea/John.I feel like they'd get along better than John and Vriska.
>>153016712huh. This has so many diferent meanings. Not bleached but i don't mind bleaches.
>>153016712what up nigger!
Okay I've got this cool idea for a story. Imagine a doomed session that gets scratched but the time player works together with the hope player to send him into the post-scratch universe with his memories intact. So the hope player keeps trying to make a doomed session work and scratching over and over retaining his memories each time. He does this, say, 33,550,336 times until a player from another session manages to interfere. What do you think?
>>153016988>>153017002wtf is 8leach even a8out>>153016971sounds 6ood 8ut... what if it was a Prince of Doom instead
>>153016712right here king
>>153017078this 8ut it's pan-african fla6 colored instead
>>153017078Flagbanged memory of the HS over at the jak site raided EPP and posted these shits
>>153015548Hetastuck....
>>153016452y-yeah, haha...
>>153017078>>153017090rue the day homestucks found out about raceplaybut knowing how hsg is, ig this is liked?
Boy! I sure do love autism!!!!!!
hate livin6 in the hood cus i can't wear my Void hoodie (8asically picrel) without a ni66a in all red 8eatin6 me to death 8(
>>153017154>>153017169>>153017178I do so love it when fandoms crossover
>>153017194Oh my child, the prime tumblr days were a treat
Holy mmother of gog
>>153017154>>153017169Now forgotten piece of fandom lore is that there was a mass exodus from Hetalia over to Homestuck in 2011, which is right around the time that the Trolls were becoming the most iconic part of Homestuck, and when Tumblr became the new center the fandom. It was the moment that the fandom became primarily fujoshi instead of webcomic nerds who heard about it on the penny arcade forums or tvtropes.
>>153017306Cough cough a spicy forgotten hetalia lore, the Iconic salute....all these bitches are pushing 30s now....that's kinda hot...
>>153017169The most autistic girl fandom combination, this breed of autism arouses me.
https://files.catbox.moe/aknx0a.pngCatclown licking bulge
dude is it true that davekat-sucks got fucking sued
>>153016263>Scarlet and Bible BlackparaTactician my beloved. Man made two of the best Homestuck fanfics and then left the fandom to get a PhD in Classics and marry a novelist. Deeply based.Also, to answer the question, Sollux and Terezi would be pretty cool narratively and I definitely think this for that reason alone, nothing relating to how Sollux is literally me and I’m dating Terezi IRL, no siree.
>>153017406Would be funny
>>153017306>the moment that the fandom became primarily fujoshi>2011 fujoshies
>>153017023>wtf is Bleach even aboutJapanese ghosts fighting demonic Latinos and magic nazis.
>>153008565That reminds me, did that one anon ever draw the promised image?
>>153017023>>153017453
>>153017406who?
>>153017453>>153017485you 6uys are pro8a8ly just lyin6 throu6h your fuckin6 teeth 8ut i'l 8elieve it cus it's funny
>>153016955Hey anon, do you have a link to a higher-resolution version of the image? I can’t read any of the smaller words even when I zoom, lol.
>>153017535are you are new resident namefa6? please say yes
>>153017406is that why they deactivated their tumblr? if so that's kind of hilarious
>>153017436Sorry but it exists
>>153017552I suppose, although I’m not sure if you could call me a “resident”, I think “transient” or “passing through” fits me better.
>>153017161Theres just one guy who does this theres probably at least 100 edits on the bleach booru
>>153017599commendable effort i guess...?dont know what to add desu its kinda dumb
Does anyone have the very old 2011-12 Nazi rose edit? I can't find it on my PC all I have is this shitty ai one.
>>153017406God please be fake that insane bitch was like 80% of my tumblr feed with how much she posted
Lily my beloved.https://files.catbox.moe/69jpk4.png
>>153017624anon a8ove said they're all on 8leach8ooru so i suppose you should look there
>>153017369NICE!
>>153017647pure and innocent flower of the valley lily would never do this. you are a fool and a scoundrel.
>>153017633Not sure on the supposed lawsuit but she's definitely gone from tumblr. Some faggot already took the handle.https://www.tumblr.com/davekat-sucksRest in peace, my hero.
which homestuck character should I model my personality after to meet women?and where do I meet themI tried acting like dave before but women just ignore me like always
>>153017647ToT
>>153017700performative male Eridan.
>>153017436Anon fujoshis have been around since Star Trek.
for april fools will we all put on a pesterchum name?
>>153017726BET
>>153017700>I tried acting like dave before but women just ignore me like alwaysWow, it's like you DIDN'T EVEN READ THE COMIC
>>153017748Gem hsg
>>153017748women love dave and karkat but the last time I tried acting like karkat the dumb bitch threatened to call the policeso dave it was
>>153017616this character is cute but all the fucking tumblrinas are already being massive faggots about them
>>153017787its because he's trans anon, instant target
>>153017624nazi rose for next thread kek
>>153017804thread would 8e instantly deleted and /hs6/ would 8e 8anned once more. pro8a8ly
>>153017700just bee yourself. girls can tell when you're bullshitting
>>153017826>>153017826>>153017826
>>153017816but ze blaze of glory herr quirkfag
>>153017835hmmm you make a compellin6 ar6ument. alri6ht, someone remake the thread
>>153017700Sollux. This is 100% tested to work. Source: me.
>>153017781Nigga, remember when Dave actually had to interact with his friends in person for the first time in his life? He was mumbling and rambling like an autist and dropping his spaghetti like an Italian with Parkinsons.
>>153017896but that's what made him so cute
