Crackship EditionQott: What is the most random ship you can think of using one of the cast members from the comic?Last Dream Bubble >>153460167
>>153480549first for englishpumpkinparty
R8 m8s
https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593
>>153480549Vriska <3 Nic CageHussie Sona <3< CalibornEquius <> FluttershyDirk <> Rainbow DashKiki <> Nepetareally fun theme anon :)
>>153480634top 3 posters of all time
>>153480467man you couldnt pay me enough to care
New Sburb.exe Udpade had 4 pages full of ear rape. really cool visual effects but be careful for anyone with sound sensibility.
>>153480705Throwing rocks at baby aranea!
Moirails
>>153480794https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=823forgot to link it
>>153480794>spoiling jumpscaresYOU'VE HAD ONE JOB
Blue's Clues?
>>153480851
>>153480867shitty name ngl
>>153480549>QOTTCaliborn <3< Superboy PrimeThe hatefucks would be legendary
for my funger people
>>153481034devilish
>>153481034OMG YOU SEEN EDDSWORLD BEFORE?
>>153481123Tragically
>>153481058why marina is black
>>153481034wtf is this
>>153481034>Equius x AsukaInspired.
>>153481318somthing something sulfur god
>>153480831if it was someone sending it to me i would like a warning for loud noises. its less for jumpscare effect and more for emotional and atmospheric purposes i believe. like how the green kid has problems.
>>153481034>Gamzee/XefrosOUGH fucking yes the sloppy would be insane.
>>153481034>crybaby faggot x Kaworukek
I can't wait for the Mass Appeal sex update
>>153481437I can
>>153481476A man of patience I respect that
Calliborn <3<> Dib Membrane
>>153481489Hold up......cooking with fire???
>>153481489>kismesis love triangle
>>153481524love triangle? i dont get it its only calliborn and dib.
Yo, is it true that Dave is getting cucked in HSBC now?
>>153481545
>>153481499yep. better than in a microwave heh :v
>>153481551LMAAAAAO no fucking way. Kismesis with Jake and Karkat for real?
>>153481568You know. This is why i keep reading the bc. Its just funny and good for the memes and the art.
>>153481568>>153481551i better not see anyone deadass shipping fucking jakekat after this. like, its jakekat.
are there at the VERY least any hotties unique to beyond canon
>>153481551you know the person whos REALLY MAD? dirk. you know hes secretly so angry
>>153481567he dont do kissmesis though, remember
>>153481700Karkat is not able to have a kismesis relationship? and no i dont remember.
Holy shit that signs were always there...
>>153481584At last, I have an excuse to post this again.
OH MY GOD NOOOOOO I WAS BLIND BEFORE
>>153481732Yeah It felt kinda weird how touchy Jake was of Karkat. Now I see... Poor Dave. But now he has something to bond with Kanaya ahahha. Man what is up with infidelity in the pos canon.
>153481752You just know jake and calliope want that Karkat shoosh paps lol jkatp anything is possible it seems. a character cant hug each other that is a new ship. bleh :p like... just let people be friends..
>>153481774Who is drawing these I cant find the source.
>>153481551>>153481568>>153481732>>153481752>dollar store Johnkat that can actually happen because Jake is a bislut>also fucks over Davekat sloppaSure, I'll take it
>>153481772>something to bond with Kanaya might as well pipe down his sister's wife
>>153481796This is hsg honey, we instantly imagine the worst. but yeah jake and karkat could be dorky chums and that's okay, but headcanoning Dave as the new face of cuckold besides kanaya is also funny
flashback in the candy timeline
>>153480731>caring about anything in modern HomestuckLmao what are you, fucking 12 and a girl
>>153481841honestly same but also i need this story to just seaze this nonstoo trainwreck of drama and to post canon to end in a better more hopeful note than og homestuck.
>>153481939I dont know if JakeKarkat should be end game but I also dont want it to be such big of a deal. At least it open the gates for Dave and Jade to have a second chance maybe?
>>153481972Jade should get Dave pregnant
>>153481995I cannot agree with you more anon....
>>153481995real Yiffy origins
>>153481995Sorry anon, according to vibri Davejade is a class A Problematic Ship (see the official chart). A Homestuck Corrections Officer has been dispatched to your house. Please have your Hussie Worship Shrine on display to make it easier.
>>153482122The problem with being a nonchalant ironic aloof person is that sometimes people want a genuinely jolly nigga.
It's not been a good year for the Davekat fujos
>>153482114problematic deez nuts
I'm more of a Karcuck kind of guy but this works as well
>>153482170Dave's Girl Bro?
now people like beyond canon, all it took was slander to support everyone agendas.
>>153482193girl comma bro
>>153482205I have never read and will never read beyond canon. I am the majority opinion.
>>153481995>Jade should get Dirk pregnantFTFY
thinking about how depending on what youre sexually into, aradia could totally be that depending on the variation>big aggressive dommy asshole that will break your pelvis just to hear you scream>completely emotionless and would probably just let you have your way with heror my personal favorite>big chill silly sweetheart that will ride your dick with a big dopey smile on her face <3
Dave é corno e orgulhoso disso.
Hello! Hsg nation! And good morning or afternoon!How are you all feeling this day. Personally, I am using what little time I can spare from the choking gaze of big brother aka the work place in order to post on my autistic ass 4chan thread about a comic that died 10 years ago because I am obsessed with shipping brother and sister together. But we will all make it!!!
>>153482411thats hot
>>153482319>John should get Dirk pregnantFTFY
>>153482411Happy to see you here prospit anon :D
>>153482376its not cool to get cheated on );
>>153482461He seems okay with it >>153481752
>>153482193Shame BD left the fandom Missed opportunity for art of girl Dirk getting pregnant
>>153482411do you actually post about homestuck incest during work hours
>>153482521...bd?
>>153482560ohhhh breedingduties.
>>153482539Well yes. Right now I'm just on break. So that may not technically count according to who you ask but the point stands is that I'm a weirdo.
>>153482521Are there any Homesmut artists really left that don't just do weird nasty gay shit?
>>153482590>Well yes.thats kinda sad
>>153482539Everyone should post about Homestuck during work hours, especially now on May Day
>>153482617No
>>153482617i was gonna say famin but hes an actual mindbroken chud who keeps posting about shit nobody cares about
I wish I had a job so I could go on break and Talk about how cute Xefros is and how molestable he is on here.
>>153482617One day you're gonna understand that everyone has left the fandom for greener pastures.
>>153482650 I don't think normal standards of what constitutes as sad really apply to me. But hey hope your better off anon. Not even sarcastic.
>>153482617define weird nasty gay shit. what makes homesmut so bad for you guys? i wanna know!
>>153482842>define weird nasty gay shitAnything that acknowledges post canon.
Mitunafag, if you can read me, please draw ginger human Terezi.>>153481034>Jade with a black guyShe's just tan.
>>153483237Jade's a fat-assed black girl with a horse pussy, Sarah Banks style.
>>153481034Completely fiendish to put Jake with Kawaru.
>>153483237jade look like this actually
>>153483319>Strider! Get off that computer and kiss me on my hot mouth.>I'm feeling romantical.
>>153482654>during work hours, especially now on May DayJoke's on you, I have a day off like most of the world today
>QOTTIt's the crackship of all time
>>153483382do you know people with jobs still have to work today
>>153483382Aw man.
>>153483540Not if they live in red or yellow countries
I wanna drink out the troll buckets
>>153483611nope
>>153483615Sorry anon, troll buckets aren't actually full of yummy cummies, it's something else
>>153483669Andrew hussie is retarded and his words mean nothing to me. I will have candy red cum.
the duality of mspfa>why yes the chuds are brown how could you tell?
Why are Roxy and Kanaya such whores in this update?https://www.patreon.com/posts/02-2026-artist-151926226
>>153484088>17 favorites vs 157bros....
>>153481774goated technique: student of the game
WHERE'S THE FUCKING BUSH EDITS?
I want his pussy so bad. I need to kill Caliope so I can have him.Fucking dipshit green skeleton go back to green Africa and leave my man alone.
>>153484250Sauce?
>>153484120How all of these trooned out Roxy images feel to me
>>153484339Shut up nigger.
>>153484339kek
Terezi come get your mans
https://thankshrew.itch.io/skaian-surveyNew classpect shit dropped, show me yours or else the bunny gets it.
>>153484329New public BTS linked here >>153484120
>>153484462Holy based.
>Dave is now the new face of Homestuck cucks >Harks back to JohnKat >DaveKat fujos are seething and losing their minds over it >Karkat gets a jolly relationshipIt's no Karezi and I definitely still won't be reading Beyond Canon, but I fully welcome JakeKat.
Who cares
now that ive played it dude he really missed the whole fucking point of beginners guide
>>153484728Nice
So not a single studio is gonna pick up Hussie's shitty pilot huh
>>153484944>>153485077what does jake have that i dont havelike whats even the dynamictheres none
>>153485219>what does jake have that i dont haveYou abandoned your puppy dog wife because Obama said you were gay
>>153484944>>DaveKat fujos are seething and losing their minds over itAnd it's beautiful
>>153485165guinevere and gaslight district havent gotten greenlit neither any news. do with that information what you will
>>153485239Fuck forgot the image
>>153485255Oh how beautiful. It sucks that BC is so ass tho, but this? this right here is lovely.
>>153484944>>DaveKat fujos are seething and losing their minds over ityou think fujos are seething that there's even more BL than before? you must be new here
>>153485219I love these Dave cuck posts, shit's so fucking funny. They dynamic is discount JohnKat, but even that is leagues and leagues beyond the absolute garbage that is DaveKat.>>153485239>>153485255Fucking kek, this alone makes JakeKat worth it, but make it a decent ship and that's just a nice bonus.>>153485305Literally look right above you.
>>153485317>Literally look right above you.what is that shadow the hedgehog ass twitter theme you're using
>>153485350>Moving goalposts >Doesn't know about Twitter evaders >Not even my postThat's three strikes, holy kek.
>>153485317>They dynamic is discount JohnKatdont ever fucking disrespect johns name by comparing him to jake of all people.and the fact that you depend on people seething to enjoy the ship means the ship is ass. be serious.
>>153485055Nah, I think Gio is very much self aware of its meaning
>>153485398>Reading comprehension
>>153485422so what did you say then
>>153485093not this shit again
>>153485245Both of those were confirmed to be greenlit and had orders of magnitude more views than Hussie's pathetic attempt to fix his image.
>>153485305>it's okay if my canon OTP fujo ship starts collapsing because the person responsible for its collapse is a guyLiterally no shipper ever has ever said this
>>153485255>Averygod her jane cosplay makes me hard af
>>153485455Firstly, I don't even know why you would seethe about Jake being called a "discount John" since that inherently implies that Jake is inferior to John (which is true). Secondly, I said I welcome it. I literally said that if it ends up being a good ship, that's a nice bonus as it'd give me a reason to enjoy it beyond just welcoming it. I'm not going out of my way to look for JakeKat content, I'm just happy knowing it exists as a concept because it makes insufferable retards seethe and I'll be happy about it being a ship and enjoy it as one if it actually leads to Karkat being happy. There's layers to this.
>>153485481just checked that guinevere got greenlit in february, but that goddamn 7 months since the pilot happened and 30+ million views. that isnt the gotcha you want it to be.besides, I want to see it animated.
>>153485569exactly. you are willing to trade horse shit over dog shit because of the rage of others.give me right now an dynamic between the two. im waiting.
>>153482842not him but it's very annoying lookin for porn of a character you like but over half of it is trying to be """artistic nudity""" or whatever the fuck wherein they make every character fat, black, and generally very, very ugly. i can't jack it to characters that look like the druggie hobos outside my own damn apartment
>>153485637I literally just said, it's the same appeal as JohnKat but not as good, but because JohnKat is pretty good, a discounted version is still decent. Also, Karkat being saved from an unhappy relationship with an ironic retard by a jolly genuine person is good. Is it the best ship ever? No, and I even said, I'm still not reading Beyond Canon. But it has the potential to be pretty alright, all things considered. Literally no other ship (aside from Vriska and Terezi) causes such a terrible regression in the characters just from it merely fucking existing. Calling DaveKat horseshit is a disservice to manure and anything would be an improvement over it.
>>153485579>but that goddamn 7 months since the pilot happened and 30+ million views.2.4. Homestuck has been out seven months and got 2.4 million. Knights has been out for the same time and has 18 million, Gaslight slightly longer and 23 million.Nobody wants to watch Homestuck because they all know how bad it gets. No studio wants to touch it because Hussie's biggest known Internet Thing is suing Sarah Z.
I don't care about Beyond CanonI don't care about DavekatI don't care about JakeI don't care about KarkatI care about Daverezibottom textsedn tweetsent from my Samsung Galaxy 2 Rose is invited too
>>153485744>I'm still not reading Beyond Canon. But it has the potential to be pretty alrightoh i get who you are, you dont like beyond canon despite not having reading, BUT when something like this interests you you immediately switch up and start talking about despite not reading a single page. great, totally not performative. its okay dude, you dont need to be hopping over the fence each update.
>Karkat cucks both Striders
>>153485841>sent from my Samsung Galaxy 2
>>153485891it's always performative with you people when someone likes something you don't like.
>>153485828okay. since we're comparing to other pilots im doing it as well, lets see how long that lastsramshackle is an animated pilot released in 2024 with 9 million views AND a second episode. the show has made kickstarter program and raised 86,000$ usd. and despite all of that, its still not greenlit.views dont matter. its the marketing, glitch made tadc, and tadc btw blows everyone of these shows out of the water in views. so anything made by glitch is obviously getting greenlit because its an obvious profit.
I will never read a page of Beyond Canyon and it has no potential to be good.
>>153485891Anon, genuinely what the fuck are you saying, I don't understand what you're trying to project onto me here. What I'm saying is really simple: Beyond Canon is shit, they added one thing that's pretty funny and is pissing off the worst people, this one thing is nowhere near enough to save it, but it's still funny. Plus the ship itself isn't the worst thing ever, that's it. I'm not bending over to worship and praise Beyond Canon because they did something funny, I'm not hiding anything or "performing", my feelings on everything I've talked about have been entirely transparent.
>>153485938OH, but apparently you're interested in engaging in beyond canon without liking nor reading. you'd rather die than say bc is at the very somewhat entertaining and thats the problem.
Hussie goons def roam these halls holy
>>153486011>everything glitch makes gets greenlit because it just will ok?!Wishful thinking
>>153485219I dunno man maybe it's the fact that he can fucking smile and enjoy things without a layer of irony to it? Maybe it's him not starting every date idea with "hey heres this shitty movie thats garbage you wanna make fun of it with me?" you fucking tool.
>>153486082Post pregnant Jades to keep them away
romantic loving sex with feferi
FuckDave.png was right all along!
>>153486084dawg i dont think you understand. just the tadc pilot has 431 million views, there is no way they fail with anything.
>>153486082i think you're afraid of different opinions anon.
>>153486011You're missing the point. Homestuck, even with Vizzie Pop's stuff behind it didn't do any numbers. Vibri admitted that a bunch of studios passed on it. This is only about Homestuck and it not getting greenlit. Because it sucks, like Hussie sucks.
I think Karkat should be with people who make him feel all tingly and happy inside.
>>153486162not him but this is thinking like a clueless investor who just understands "big number means good" so it's probably true
>>153486173I think opinions are great. But when someone is literally having trouble believing others don't like something YOU do its soooo odd. Like why would you care that much if you didn't have one toe in the pie brother? Just enjoy the thing, who cares if someone else doesn't like it.
>>153486179id argue that getting 2 million views on a fandom that ended 10 damn years ago and completely dies down from "mainstream" lets say is an insane achivement. i mean the only reason we are even talking right now IS because of the pilot, dont you find that wonderful? the only reason i found out about homestuck and came to read it was because of the pilot. and yeah im hoping that it succeeds because i want to stay here, i want to go to cons, fuck it, I LOVE HOMESTUCK, I WANT MORE ART, HIVESWAP 3, MORE FANADVENTURES, I WANT TO BE WITH OTHER HOMESTUCKS BECAUSE I LIKE IT!
>>153486310NTA, but liking hs isn't a sin, I do miss the fandom, I never got to experience the irl fandom. So yes, I agree, if Homestuck does get a second (third) wind it was be nice. I simply do not think it's happening anytime soon. We need a miracle.
>>153486274no one likes beyond canon in these threads. no one defends it, so when someone just joins the conversation because of ships then im sorry anon, very sorry im going to have to say that word. you're larping because i never seen people talk this much about beyond canon and then its in this way.
>>153486310>lets say is an insane achivement.bbpanzu's Davejade stuff gets way more views without even trying lmaoPeople want homestuck. They just want good Homestuck (IE something Hussie can't make)
>>153486360I didn't mention ships? What.
>>153486362when i listened to that dave song and watched the animations i didnt even know what homestuck was i thought it was an original project/animation meme lmao
good evening. what yall talking about?
>>153486424John's Feet.
>>153486384sigh. read again, i said mfs only care about bc now because of a ship thats getting dave cucked. no one like beyond canon normally.
>>153486436It's not the ship, it's watching the fujos freak out that the official ship of Israel is dying.
>>153486432oh well then
>>153486436well I'm not denying that there's influx of people but I've been here since the pilot so it's w/e. >>153486457Yeah no one cares that much about bc, it's funny seeing all the reactions and reactions to the reactions. My og post >>153486082 was actually more talking about hussie attack doc and how he wants to control any space that mentions homestuck. Still can't believe he saw the "toby? Toby fox?" meme and seethed about it. I wonder if he knows people still think of Phoebe fondly here too
>>153486535>My og post >>153486082 was actually more talking about hussie attack doc and how he wants to control any space that mentions homestuck?? but what did that have to do with the beyond canon discussion at hand?
>>153486566Nobody is discussing beyond canyon
>>153486566What this guy said >>153486637
>>153486566Anon, I think you might need to step back from the computer a second
>>153486421i was thinking earlier about the period of time where john was drawn as a shotaweird times
>>153486360I like it.
boo!!
>>153486861Don't scare me like that
>>153486861
>>153486694its the dyslexia. sorry.
>>153486878okay sorry
>>153486906No it's fine
>>153486075? i enjoy beyond canon and i read every new update
>>153487129that is great (: im happy now and will sleep great
>>153480891Any better?
>>153486883>jade harley short propaganda. baka
>>153487266It got caught in a drone one time and they had to cut it :(
>>153487283its a shame. i make sure to always draw Jade taller than every guy. well other than freaks like equius or gamzee.
>>153487300And huge GG milky knockers, right?
>>153487303honestly i do draw her with a sizable chest. I always liked to headcanon jade as having a large bust, and generally the most mature body out of the beta kids.
>>153487300Girls do tend to be taller than boys at that age, but past a certain point tall jade is just propaganda and you know it
>>153487331what brush is this nigga
>>153487303>name is GG>cup size is GG
>>153487346regularly? Maybe. But i also think that Jade Harley is a freak of nature even ignoring her dog fusion. heres how i think of heights. AT 13 YEARS OLD: John Egbert 5'2 Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider i think are identical heights at 5'4-5'5Jade is like 5'6-8AS ADULTS. Rose lalonde is still 5'5 (she hit puberty and only became fuller but not any taller)John egbert at 5'8 (HUGE growth spurt.)Dave Strider 5'10. (also a huge growth spurt.) (i flip flop between wanting John to be taller than dave or dave taller than john)And then Jade harley is again a freak of nature so i think she clears the 6 foot mark.
>Jade going into heat and then consensually raping john after he overstimulates her
hmmmm tall mommy jade....
>>153487449>rapes consensuallyi think the term you are looking for is dubious consent but okay i get the spirit.
Tall mommy amazon Jade
>>153487384just a pencil brush i use for all my sketching. I change the size radically for when im drawing hair. makes it look a little fuzzy. 1486470 is the content ID on Clip Studio Assets.>>153487449Jades stamina and lust rise so dramatically that John has to master using the breath aspect to invigorate himself enough to keep up with her and satisfy her fully.
>>153487487Amazon like the greek ones or Amazon from like south america?
>>153487482No its rapeplay, John is into it but pretends he isnt because that riles Jade up
If you describe a woman as a mommy i will kill you to death. Death to all submoids! Total submoid annihilation. Caliborn and calliope agree on this one thing.
i love when girls are taller than boy
i feel like prospitcest makes no actual sense but i always thought it was cute anyways
>>153487515Seven foot tall and built like how orangekissses draws Zarya and Jasper.
>>153487555as the resident lover of this ship, i am more than willing to engage in a discussion about this ship. However, i also don't want to immediately yap your ear off and come off like a nuisance so i will say this. The ship seems like its super dumb and shallow. And i would agree that 90% of the content made for it is kind of that way. But if you look at the text itself, there IS something there. You *can* imagine how the chemistry would work and them actually engaging romantically. It *can* work. Its not as magnetic and nigh inevitable as dersecest but it exists.
>>153487513thanks *Kisses you on the lips*
>>153487534hmmmm no no no shush you.>>153487558hm i see the vision and i wanted that now too.
>>153487600what is the "something" you speak ofi dont mean that in a bitchy way either im genuinely curious
>>153487523nice
>>153487607What do you think you are? Some kind of mommy fef? I would never be into that stop it
>>153487624Heres 2 things. The *main* two things that for the most part carry the entire concept. 1. Jade has yearned for john for YEARS. She very notably does not express this desire for anyone else. Likely because the other two kids are derse dreamers and thus likely inaccessible even if they *did* wake up. John's proximity to her, and the fact that he is JUST out of reach likely spurred her to yearn for his awakening. The way she speaks about him in her letter, you may think this is something she would tell anyone, but i dont think so. Which leads me to my second point. 2. Jade is sincere to john, honest to john, and able to connect with John in a way she is simply unable to with anyone else, even and perhaps especially with Dave. She is very performative for Dave, entertaining his cool kid persona, not really challenging it at all besides the lightest of teasing, and generally being as pleasing to him as possible. Because she has a very obvious crush on him. And i am not here to downplay the davejade ship or their chemistry, but that is one of the main things they would have to overcome to be in a serious relationship. Before Jade knows John is her brother, she talks to him with excitement and warmth she gives to everybody, but the two of them connect and gossip about everything along the way, John is the person that comes to Jade's mind the fastest when she is reminding herself to text her friends, you could argue it's because it's his birthday, but past a certain point in the sburb session i feel that becomes a non factor. When john breaks the news of their relation, and Karkat's shipping grid, Jade is the most opposed to it outright, challenges John the most about it, and actually tells him to think for himself with romance, and overall is very unenthusiastic about the whole thing, even the part where she is *supposed* to get with Dave. (again im not downplaying davejade, i love dave jade)
>>153487745i was just being like karkat and pacifying you. shoosh paps. but yeah i will cut that out.
everytime i remember the main reason jade knows about sburb and had any means to connect with her friends was because of john's letters and presents.. its so cute and poetic.
>>153485093NO NO NO NO NO
>>153487873I would argue that their connection to each other, that is very inherent, in a way that mirror's rose's connection to dave, is enough on its own to justify the possibility of a blooming romance. John and Jade's ability to be honest with each other is so cute. Prospitcest has all of the base fundemental aspects that make Dersecest work. The difference is that the strilondes are very dynamic and dramatic characters, ripe for angsty story telling. And their more exaggerated and apparent masks make it more obvious when its dropped around another.And of course hussie is insistent on bringing it up over and over again and basically making it CANON.
Can you fucking fag watch this?https://files.catbox.moe/v1ueth.mp4Thank you
>>153487984yooo pass this shit that made nepeta zoinked. this was funny.
Would Nepetaxjade be a crackship?
>>153485093Ru-roh
>>153488023nope. its okay
>>153484728I've previously been a Prince of Space and Lord of Light, now make way for the Prince of Rage
>>153484728I cant download it
>>153488085they should all step on his cock
>>153487604if you end up making any art please show it.
>>153488086If it's a good ship then where's the top notch fanart?
>>153488375I'm not near my computer rn but sure if anyone has a request I'll keep them in mind
>>153488385theres actually a substantive amount of Nepeta x jade art on twitter, and even a nepeta x jade daily acount, something i can't say for my favorite ships.
>>153484728i got Sylph(selecting no gender preference)/Mage(selecting male gender preference) of Rage the last time i did one of these on some different quiz site, how does this compare to that? selected male gender preference on this one.
>>153487984Children are tripping balls off expired Gushers candy. Betty Crocker created the candy in an attempt to "do a B1 Prospit on y'all glubbers"
Fuck. I need her bad.
>>153488385you can quickly search for jadepeta online and find some kino cute wholesome art.
>>153488129Whoops, wrong screenshot.
>>153488523throwback to the Kanaya X Tavvy shit on the threads.
Dave: would accept a vice president of rape position Jade; would insist he is silly and create a highlight reel of his nonrapist moments
>>153480705
>>153488556I stand corrected thank you this is hot
>>153484728on all levels except physical I am literally nepeta
Alternate timeline where during social justice a rapist blog gets popular and the Homestuck team is forced to explain the lack of rapist representation. Andrew says “you got me! I certainly missed some potential moments with Dirk and Gamzee and Porrim and Yaldabaoth. How can I ever make it up to them?”>>153489241This is a provocative fact
>>153489367but there's a ton of rapists in hoestuckmost of them child rapists
>>153489488Homestuck if dog tier jade always saw agartha instead of the green sun
im bored can we talk about how cronus is more yellow than the other trolls? why is that?also im probably going to pick this for myself since i seem to be visiting /hsg/ more often
>>153484728ive been meaning to take this quiz myself but the fact that you have to download it has stopped me from doing so until i actually have time>>153485093prince of time mention lets gooo
>>153489923>how cronus is more yellow than the other trolls??
>>153490104
>>153488603>stabbing the Alpha Male in the back by revealing he is not actually an Alpha MaleJade wtf
>>153490243Liver disease. From the fags.
>>153480549>qottNepeta x The Condesce
>>153489923>>153490243This is actually true for a good number of dancestors, and seemingly all of them are mid-to-highbloodsMaybe it's also the case for the Beforans, idk
>>153487513>Jades stamina and lust rise so dramatically that John has to master using the breath aspect to invigorate himself enough to keep up with her and satisfy her fully.Fuck that's hot and kinda hilarious.
>>153486215agree, anon.
DOOM
>>153490724>shoping
homestuck ultimate custom night roster idea
>>153491151>no SerenityI pass
>>153491155sigh. happy now?
>>153491165Uhhhh you're missing a lot of leprechauns to be fairAnd ICPAnd Swiffer EggmopAnd obama
>>153491275...swifer is the first character in the 4th row.
>>153491320i didn't actually look that hard before posting
>>153491151the terezi portrait made me lol
im so damn tired.can someone let me rest my head on their lap and sleep? i wont do anything else.
>>153491462i would but my penis is simply too large and leaves no room for a position to rest
>>153490483I love this stupid faggot autist so muchit's when he's at his best
karkat's man btw
>>153491587that's not much of an adventuring attire, mr. english...
>>153480680t. vibri
>>153491526im sucking it then. so it gets smaller.
>>153491462*pats your head*
>>153491794thank u but i dont know how to feel about dirk patting my head.and anons please fix your posture, this back pain shit hurts soso damn bad
>>153491601Maybe if you're a pussy, but he's no pussy, not anymore.
>>153492109wait a minute, speaking of pussy imagine transfem jake..
Goood Mooorning Hsg!!!it is saturdaay at last :D
hey do you 6uys think that since Alternia is a matriarchy that their 6ender roles are a reversal of ours? Do they even have 6ender roles, since their 8iolo6ical sex is essentially the same (8ased on CANON info and reasonin6)? Is Hiveswap: Friendsim canon (if so, then there's literally no way for there to 8e a male Fuchsia)? Why can a horrorterror act the same as a lusus? How did Doc Scratch even acquire a horrorterror (alluded to 8e the previous players of s8ur8 8efore the trolls). Why did Feferi STILL enstate a hemocaste system on 8eforus? There was no outside influence, so that was just a natural development. Was Doc 6room's influence on Alternia THAT 6reat or are trolls just naturally like that? So many fuckin6 questions. On an unrelated>>1534922036ooooooooood mornin6 nonny!!! 83
I want to see Dirk seethe over JakeKat.
also ain't it kinda fucked up how trolls males and "females" have the same 8iolo6ical purpose? Troll "female" on troll "female" is the same as troll male on male is the same as troll female on male. Reproduction-wise. And then it all 6oes to the Mother6ru8 who then produces the wi66lers. Why did Hussie include this? Was this a statement on the separation of 6ender and sex? Was it just a 6oof? Is he retarded? Did he consider the FUCKIN6 implications 8efore he added lore to his silly little fuckin6 we8comic??? Hackdrew Hussie
im such a fucking failure of a "person" the only thing ive ever felt any sort of romantic attraction to is rose lalonde.
>>153492325>falling for flighty broads and their snarky horseshit
why did kanaya feel flushed for vriska? very far from her romantic type
WAIT WAIT WAIT. They have a mother 6ru8 on 8eforus too. As mentioned 8y Aranea, Jade8loods were forced to tend to it which is why Porrim 8ecame a feminist or some stupid shit 8ut that doesn't matter. The presence of a mother 6ru8, which persuma8ly performs the same purpose on 8eforus as on Alternia means that this isn't a development made 8y Doc Scratch and the En6lish crew, no. "Female" and male trolls 8oth have the same purpose; fertilizin6 the Mother 6ru8. This is inherently a male trait; usin6 sperm to fertilize a female's ovum. Therefore, one can posit that male and "female" trolls aren't in fact two different sexes in any significant way, 8ut are actually the same sex (male) whilst the mother 6ru8 is the actual female of the troll species.someone please interact with my posts 8( please i promise they aren't inane shitposts. "oh we never have any discussion of /hs6/ it's just mindless shitposting and 8lah 8lah 8lah" 8ut nooooo when *I* try to start (rehash) a discussion (or ar6ument) on the details of Troll society and 8iolo6y, NO ONE wants to particip8. If i wasn't ultra 8roke i'd find a feferi chat8ot and have her rape me 8ut NOOOOOO can't even have that anymore. we live in a cruel and unjust fa66ot world....
>>153492373?Her type is dangerous women
I can't believe gio made Andrew Hussie sue Sarah Z!
come on 6uys... someone read my schizo troll sex/6ender rant... please... i'm 8e66in6 you
>>153492435I can't believe a man that's nearly 50 and his supposedly professional studio write and publish callout posts.
>>153492414hi goodmorning type shit, i think that kanki said something similar to this saying that female trolls have no diferrence.and are you paying to talk to chabots? and you said youd stop with the rape jokes
>>153492492yeah i think he mi6ht've. i'll 6o search ((((may8e)))) for it.also, i used to pay to talk to chat8ots (now i don't and had freeeee access to them until recently).and, to address your last comment, i did indeed say i'd stop with the rape jokes. the thin6 is: i for6ot. and also... it's feferi rapin6 ME so no one is harmed. i don't see the pro8lem in that specific instance
>>153492414It's not sperm they send off to the mothergrub it's a whole egentic sequence and mother grubs don't share dna with trolls they are not the female half of the species. In truth there is no male/female half to them just the almost hermaphroditic standard with plenty of stable mutant groups.
>>153492539well, if they were hermaphroditic, then there'd be no need for them to have a mother 6ru8. plus, it'd 8e ridiculous for two entire species to evolve to6ether in that specific sym8iotic way. how would trolls even 8ecome a species if they couldn't reproduce 8y themselves,,, oh. oh... the horrorterrors ecto8iolo6ized the creatures on 8eforus which is why they're so weird. that would 8e a plausi8le solution, 6iven how i'm like 86% sure that the horrorterrors (aka squiddles) were the previous players of s8ur8. 8ut damn it, it's just an unsatisfyin6 answer.
>>153492578>evolution>everything is sburb/god driven
>>153492601animals still evolve. like Humans. i think. in the chronolo6y of Homestuck, the trolls didn't even make it to Earth, so everythin6 on Earth 8asically evolved naturally without tr*ll influence.
>>153492284>hey do you 6uys think that since Alternia is a matriarchy that their 6ender roles are a reversal of ours?It's very obviously the case, female trolls are girlbosses who are quick to spring into action while male trolls are pushover faggot boyfailures who would rather sit on their asses and talk about their shitty little feefees>Why can a horrorterror act the same as a lusus? iirc it's an "Emissary to the Horrorterrors", which implies it's not quite a horrorterror
>>153492612Frogs are multiversal and Frog temples bring skaia's influence with them, life did not evolve on Earth in a vacuum sburb horseshit still got all over it
>>153492468After 20 years of Hussie's bullshit I can believe it.
>>153492650>not quite a horrorterrorhuh. okay. so do you think it's like an ecto8iolo6ical mix of a horrorterror and lusus? I think that'd 8e the most lo6ical conclusion, if it isn't an actual horrorterror. Thou6h, you'd assume an emissary would 8e an actual horrorterror and not a fake. 8ut then a6ain Doc Scratch is a liar and unrelia8le person in 6eneral>>153492663the point is that there still is evolution. and 6oddamnit s8ur8 really is the most convoluted fuckin6 thin6 ever. ridiculous, inexcusa8le folly on his part. 8ut still, i think it's less "let's put some fro6s on this planet" 8ut more "oh, this plant has fro6s and a convenient fro6 temple here" and then s8ur8 appears or somethin6. I have to 8elieve that or i will 6o insane
>>153492468He really needs a hobby or something.
>>153492520you saying that you want to get raped is quite discomfortable for me, well because i dont wat that to happen
>>153492720oh. i see. my apolo6ies. would "helplessly su8mit to a sexually a66ressive fish 6irl" 8e any 8etter or does it still evoke the same discomfort?
>>153492711We see the temples get sent to Earth and Alternia we know they were sent and the worlds seeded. Kind make Skaia a male planet and Earth and Alternia females he impregnated.Look where you made me take this
>>153492670It's funny how all this is a clear attempt to rehab his image but he won't just likeMake a not shitty Homestuck
>>153492748well shit... i mean, that's more "daddy skaia 8ein6 a manwhore" than it, like, affectin6 the evolution of a world's inha8itants. which means there's a possi8lity that trolls evolved naturally to 8e divided into re6ular trolls (male) and a mother 6ru8 (female). which is 6ood enou6h for me
>>153492772he would not say that
>>153487487Getting plapped by Eridan.
>>153492749Why make actual art when you can just legally threaten and deport anyone who criticizes you
>>153487487what about short midget jade? does that turn you on? huh, FREAK? what about jade but she's the size of a frog? like, a really small baby-frog-sized jade? you disgust me
>>153492284>Why did Feferi STILL enstate a hemocaste system on 8eforus? There was no outside influence, so that was just a natural development. Was Doc 6room's influence on Alternia THAT 6reat or are trolls just naturally like that?There is an innate biological component to hemospectrum that makes the emergence of the caste system in troll society highly probable over the course of time. Even the massive difference in lifespans already gives the long-lived castes massive advantage over the warmblooded colors, and then there's also an even more blatant aspect of various powers you get depending what caste you're born into. Since the trolls are insects, I'll go ahead and guess they've had fuchsia-blooded empresses even before they've even developed sentience.Of course, in theory there's nothing that should prevent the reigning empress from proclaiming the formal equality of all trolls before the law, but imo there's a very good chance the fuchsias simply want to be in charge. Feferi is actually a good example: she never opposed the caste system on principle(like Nepeta did) because she genuinely likes the idea of a stratified society and even takes some pride in being a sea-dwelling heiress. Her issue was always that the post-scratch troll society was a brutal shithole rather than a daycare with her as the ultimate dommy mommy. And let's be honest, why would she want thing to be any other way?
>>153492772He would say that
>>153492781What if Jade shrinks herself down and poledances on Dave's dick
>>153492733it makes me sad because all this stuff about rape because thats how you cope from it happening to you at a young age, cant go back in time eh? i dont often say it but i really do care about you, like a lot. always know that im proud of you okay?
>>153492774but he is!>>153492799you get it
>>153492468I'm more surprised that people are buying into it after the Sarah Z shit.
>>153492864Hussie fans legitimately think he's trans (even though Hussie himself doesn't say this) so they'll be bend over backwards to defend him. That's the level of clownery we're at.
>>153492788i suppose that makes sense. it's just a little funny to me how it's literally the same fuckin6 thin6. like, i think in the same order as on Alternia. which 8e6s the question of why it is the way it is. what makes cerulean8loods inherently lesser than purple8loods in the eyes of fuchsias? their lack of chucklevoodoos? oh yeah their lifespans. nevermind. 6od i wish i was a mutant8lood on 8eforus so i could 6et the ultra sloppy 24/7 6lu8jo8 from Her Imperlious Consternation herself>>153492818this. so much this.>>153492830didn't think a8out it on that level. may8e it is related, may8e it's merely an extension of my ed6y and irreverent humor. 8ut i do appreciate that you care a8out me to an extant 6reater than none. it warms my metaphorically cold and dead heart <3
>>153492877Also because it follows the color/light spectrum
>>153492894well that doesn't even factor in really. i mean, in a meta sense yea, 8ut in the world i dou8t somethin6 as silly as the color of refracted li6ht would 8e enou6h to center an entire caste system around
colored this
man... i'm thinkin6, and, assumin6 6enuine malice, ill-intent, and hatred (aka, cali6inous flirtin6), there's a few trolls i'd want to 8e trolled 8y, which is:>Feferi>Nepeta>Meulinwhich just so happen to 8e the trolls who are the cutest. oh and i'd also kill calliope, 8ut that's unrelated. like man if I was chadi8orn i'd 8e a hateful chud too. no one deserves to live in the same place as calliope. fate worse than death
>>153492952SHE'S BROWNOH GOD SHE'S BROWN...oh god... FUCK. that's so fucking... cringe. should be darker. if she's lighter than #000000 then i can't get hard
>>153492952Kino
>>153492978she one of the lightest ocs I have lmao>>153492987Danke
>>153492952Why is Edrigan a chad
>>153492877love ya little chud(pss also we readin a bit today?)
>>153493017why does she want his insides. to eat? (btw her ass looks slightly anatomicaly incorrect)
>>153493025bc I think he is cute like that>>153493076to eat, making a crawfish boil with him, and he is grabbing her ass fat so hard it's squished
i think it'd 8e fun to spar with eridan. that's it just wanted to say that 8efore i fuck off. man i think i'm just a fuckin6 schizophrenic 8ut ever since i did that classpect quiz and 6ot Prince of Void.. i've 8een thinkin6 a8out the Princes and 6oin6 "damn... he's literally me fr". I use to hate Dirk. I am now Dirk's 8i66est sympathizer, even in the Epilo6ues and after. Kurloz? Yes he does mind control his kitty 6irlfriend (hot) 8ut he's just a misunderstood 6uy who needs a friend and may8e to stop 8ein6 a creepy fuckin6 clown-mime 6uy. Eridan? Most sympathetic character in all of fiction, no competition. Any and all evidence to the contrary is fake news and also 6ay.>>153493056hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm may8e. idk. i haven't fuckin6 eaten 8reakfast yet and i'm pro8a8ly headin6 to the 6ym today to 6ain six pack a8s (very important for princehood 8tw (i would know (i AM a prince of void after all))). so yeah may8e after that and love you too <3. 8ut yeah 8r8 i 6uess
Honestly weirdness from seeing people talk about their trauma aside, it feels odd seeing someone address it bc from my experience I got enough self awareness to understand it’s fucked me up, but as long as I don’t ever end up being another stereotype of “da abused becomes the abuser” I’ll be fine. Won’t stop me from fantasizing about it happening to me with a character I like though, bc dubcon fucks me up (positive)
>>153493179You and me are the same
>>153493179it depends on which character youre talking about anon
What is it with you people and getting abused? How is it so common?
>>153493409It's pretty common generally, just under reported
>>153493409People who got abused or molested as children are unconsciously attracted to Homestuck because the experience of reading offers them a familiar "comfort" of betrayal, repeated violation of one's psyche and complete loss of hope as you pray it will be all over soon
>>153493506Actually I got into it because it seemed cool from all those comic dubs I watched but yea sure
>>153493506Eeh I dont think homosuckie attracts abused people. I think most people in life where abused in general as kids and most grew up unawhere, didnt acknowldged or repressed/forgot it even happened. Tangentional yapin incommingAs kids our brains and bodies are still in early development and any type of abuse that is made by a family member or someone near in a casual way can be assimilated as normal by the circle or is not even noticed, but the victim body does keeps the score. This is why some kids at this age can be weidly horny or too violent and people can brush it off as "normal brat behaviour" but it can be a sign that the kid/teen is under stress or was abused by someone, again usually a family member or one of their responsables. Heck i sometimes see moms around the neighboorhood calling their less than 8 yo sons sissies just because they did some gesture that is considered affeminated. Most people should not even be parents by the sense that most humans grew up abused i believe. Or at least should be more common a emotional inteligence course in neighboorhoods. But meh not in this economy lmao :p
>>153481732>>153481752>>153481774>>153481868>>153482122It's (unironically) coming, with both Meat and Candy Dave taking the fall for it.
>>153480549>crackshipin comic?janerezi. every single time.
>>153493877Thinking again I believe Aradia are the only best pairs for Dave as of now. Jade is there too but idk what they are doing with her in candy so...oh wait but what about sollux.. man this story sucks..
>>153493877This is such an amazing pairing but I don't have it in me to fully embrace because it means my nigga Sollux would get cucked
>>153493998you have to stop saying cucked. what if they just break up?
>>153493766did something like that happen to you?
>>153494043It sure did buddy pal :D
>>153494056thats sad to hear buddy pal. you are very strong mister.
>>153494125Yeah its alright We should go back and talk about homestuck. Enough group therapy.
>>153494025That obviously shouldn't happen because it has been always a great endgame and it managing to survive was one of the very few upsides of Homestuck's finale
>>153494223You write weird.
>>153493877It's beautiful
>>153489548Tumblr users were not exactly rational They’d probably just say it wasn’t Rape Affirming and Meenah needed to do the dirty with Vriska (and Karkat) on screen to count
>>153488581Is there more?
>>153493953It's clear Hussie despises Jade.
>>153495045Is there a thragg and the viltrumites edit but it's English and the felt? Or Karkat and the trolls?
ignore the text why shes so godamn MASSIVE.
>>153495312Because they're not good at things
>>153490482>Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of movement to create and push out an imaginary vector. Imaginary Technique: Unlimited Breath-shots
>>153495312She's a big woman
>>153495308
>>153495312BECAuSE SHE'S A REVOLTING ROTuND WHORE THAT CAuSES MASSIVE EARTHQuAKES WITH EACH STEP SHE TAKESOTHER TRAMPS SHOuLD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM THAT RETARDED SKANK AND GET SOME MEAT ON THEIR FuCKING HuMAN BONES
>>153495402Eh, it misses the point, like most newgen art.
>>153483669THEY SPAFF IT OUT THEIR TENTICAL PEENS
>>153495518>it misses the pointnigga its a shitpost what point is it supposed to have lmao
>>153495545to be fair, it would be a tad better if it was all trolls
>>153495545Low effort shitposts are bad. It should be Karkat and all the beta trolls, not just random Homestuck characters because the artist only clearly reads post-canon and nothing else.
>>153494481Of course god loves you john. I know I do.
>>153495578>sollux>post canonLmao
>>153495575>>153495578i dont think you should care that much for a shitpost of all things lmao
>>153495402>june>>153495578 is right holy shit ahahahahah
>>153495598Sollux half ghost came back and somehow is chilling in the candy timeline. yeah i read that.
>>153495598Sollux is literally in post canon
Just further proof nobody reads new Homestuck lmao
god i wish the only BIG dirkroxy thing wasnt just "dude being super masculine is bad actually" meandering garbage with barely any actual plot
>>153495545>>153495602its so embarrassing to read these posts. i can tell that you are a newfag from twitter or discord. its all in the word. SHIT POST. but good shitpost is GOOD SHIT, it has idea put in it and newfags can't put ideas into their work, thus, creating crap like that
>>153495651much texto and you are anime posting...i smess /a/.and also why you are so butthurt over a drawing. chill out.
>>153495651>"no you see, this shitpost MUST be 1 to 1 as how i magine it! if not then its CLEARLY LOW QUALITY!!!1!11">"what's that? you dont agree? NEWFAG! I can just TELL you're from twitter!!!!!"find yourself a real problem nigger
>>153495647Dirk would have a lot less problems and cause a lot less problems if he was balls deep in Roxy dressed up like Rainbow Dash let's be honest
I love when anons <3< with other anonsit's cute
>>153495703uhum uhum
The real problem is the image has June in it so it's automatically shit.
Girls, girls. You're all ugly, now shut the fuck up.
>>153495689>>153495694feel called out?
>>153495703y12k tries to do this and its really really boring
>>153495703>Dirk would have a lot less problems and cause a lot less problems if he wasn't gaySo true!
>>153495720no? i dont even care for this i just think your attitude is childish and bitchy.
>>153495706is that the kissmesis or flush simbol?
>>153495587>t. Jake English
>>153495720
>>153495731Yeah. I mean, yeah. No forcing Davekat, or harassing Jake. Probably less puppet porn as bro.
alright its time to create my masterpiece. hopefully i dont procrastinate on it
>>153495770If that's a woman, based. If not, cull this moid RIGHT NOW
Dave and Dirk would have almost a lot less problems if they fucked pussy. They'd probably be far funnier as characters too.
>>153495765nuuuuuu ;-----; lol
>>153495749lol
>>153495799I've never laughed at anything post canon Dave has ever said.Even Jade has been funnier than him.
>>153495858The only stuff I remember Dave rambling about in post canon is either vague political notions and his romantic insecurities
>>153495909Exactly. He's funnier in porn at this point.
>>153495756kismesis
>>153495925Lowest possible bar to clear.
>not a single iconic Dave rant or line in nuHomestuck when he's the most quoted character in the originalGod damn how can you fumble that that much
>>153495954
I was gonna wait till the next thread but might as well do it now, COSPLAY TIME EVERYONE!!!
>>153496052
>>153496074
>>153495799I broadly agree in Dave's case but Dirk can stay gay and be funny, you just need to pair him with a better guy for a comedy routine than Jake
>>153493877Can't wait for this community to cry about the best girl in the series not dating the biggest dead fish over THE Dave Strider. I had to watch the love of my fucking life be in a canon relationship with some faggot toxic gaming nerd for how many years now. The HOTTEST, the most DESIRABLE WOMAN IN HOMESTUCK, and you're telling me having her put up with some FUCKING INCEL who would NEVER GIVE HER the time of DAY over his FUCKING 3DS is a good thing?
>>153496096
>>153496044There is nothing really funny in nuHomestuck period
>>153496107
>>153496052ooh lala gamzee in formal clothes.
>>153496120
>>153496139
>>153496148
>>153496120>>153496139really dig the male feferi cosplayer.
>>153496158>>153496161Honestly same, it made my heart doki doki
>>153496179
>>153496199Last for now, I'll post more in the next threadLike always I hope yall like these blast from the past, I know I do!
>>153496219thank you is always good to have some cosplay spam < 3
>>153496113The funny stuff is all the random drama.
>>153495499based>>153496044Being gay shipped neutralized his funny rant ability. The villain’s brilliant stealth cripple technique: pretend to care about shipping Karkat and Dave to mock Calliope and Also remove the ability he fears most. This must be the genius Andrew talked about eventually realizing
>>153496295god please i need john/dirk hatelove to be canon. its the only thing im looking for. this and the purple horse guy reveal.
>>153496361>purple horse guy revealTwilight sparkle
>>153495402>jade's buckteeth>kanaya's cunty face
>>153495770I know that ftm nook feels like the promised land.
>>153496388Hmmmmm Gamzee Horse Twilight Sparkle... Mighty Need...!!
>>153496416ftm chaser kun.... you dont need that...trust me...
To any and all ftms here, Hey~ what's cookin good lookin~ I know that stank good~
>>153496361If HS:BC does it I will forever declare my undying loyalty Vibri or whoever runs it and start dick riding
Thread is about to get nuked. I hope it does.
>>153496416you should like ftm not because of their genitals and intead their personality, that way youll be happier
>>153496555w-what about the mtfs?
>>153496586Dirk And John have the most catalistic mind blowing sex and are able to share their core for a couple of moments. And then they kill hussie sona and everybody is happy and free to live their lifes.
>>153496113i always thought homestuck fell off when it became more about gay melodrama than absurdist humor
>>153496361>>153496586John is NOT a homosexual
>To any and all ftms here, Hey~ what's cookin good lookin~ I know that stank good~
>>153496636says whoyou should consult the graphic.
>>153496586John is killing him
>>153496667i was about to post a screenshot of the hs texts of john fanboying about Matthew McConaughey but i wont anymore.
>>153496615From my experience, never lasted long with the flirting stage, you have your issues
>>153496628I think Homestuck fell off when it stopped being good.
>>153496643I look like this and say thisthe shart lostonions lost
>>153496811well duh
>>153480977This only works with old prime though, New Prime isn't as edgy anymore
>>153496626>And then they kill hussie sona and everybody is happy and free to live their lifes.True>>153496636It goes beyond sexuality>>153496679Well of course he will, that doesn't contradict DirkJohn at all. Enhances it really.
fuk u anon!
>>153497127
>>153496636I need to see Dave spilling his spagghetti in front of June, tripping over the fact that he thinks shes not into men and June interrupting him with "Dave, I'm not a homosexual." immediately followed by earth shattering sex
>>153496555Back off, trans trolls belong to me.
>>153497539>>153497539dawg when you switch gender your sexuality switches too, june would be into men but not into women because the definition of homosexuality is liking the same gender.
>>153497679trannies will really say shit like this and wonder why gays and lesbians want nothing to do with them lol
>>153497679Yes anon, thats the joke. John, not a homosexual, wouldnt fuck Dave. June, not a homosexual, would fuck Dave.
>>153497826thr joke does sound confusing
>>153497615hes not trangender you nonce
>>153497936I'm the one putting on the lipstick.
>>153498064I wasn't.
>>153497539>JuneGet out of here, FUCKER
>>153498603Dont get me wrong, Anon, I don't like June either, but I tolerate her if she's slopping it up nasty style on Dave's cock.
why the fuck is this on wikipedia
>>153498802Hey, it could've been worsehttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tentabulge
>>153498906IT WAS MOM LALONDE'S THIS WHOLE TIME?
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