Thread for sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayWhat's the biggest regret you've bought for anal loving and do you consider yourself a size queen?Previous thread >>11134101>FAQ - Read it before postinghttps://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to anal (very detailed, recommended to all butt sluts)https://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>What's the lighter test?It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU >Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy >Mindgasmhttps://youtu.be/9pSzsx3NwIs>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf
Stories are also welcomed, who knows you might encourage another anon to become a buttslutt
>>11143413Do you anons work on your mobility at all? Or were you all blessed with stretchy bendy bodies that allow you to analize yourselves with no trouble at all? I have been attempting to improve my hip mobility the last few days, and I think it's going to help me to get into the proper positions more easily as I improve
Fellow buttsluts, I have finally made it. I have achieved full hfwo while caged. A couple threads ago someone mentioned standing while fucking yourself and oh boy that was a game changer, I have never leaked so much. Highly recommended
>>11143413>Question of the dayI got a horsecock dildo that was just waaaay to big. When buying stuff online, my eyes are often bigger than my ass, and this thing was way too extreme. I was also kinda hoping it would be a lot squishier, and the outside was pretty squishy, but the 2nd of its dual densities started after a cm or two of its bagillion cm diameter. All I could really do with it was give it a thighjob, which, still pretty hot, but all around a disappointment. Like, a comically large dildo.I dont really consider myself a size queen, but I can take a 2.8in knot. I enjoy size and cant take it(well, as long as its not comically large) but I'd let anon and his 4 incher get as rough as he wanted with my ass and enjoy every second
Anyone have any experience with those super long tentacle plugs? They look... uncomfortable and potentially dangerous
>>11143478i work on it for both butt stuff and weight lifting, rn i do the limber 11 every morning. its helped
>>11143414why are penises always drawn backwards like this?
I just noticed that adding spinach to my diet reduced the prep work that I had to do a lot. I already consume a lot of fiber through my regular diet but ever since I started to eat spinach daily my stool feels more moisturized which resulted in a way cleaner experience overall.
>>11143413>QOTDBiggest regret was probably buying the fist trainer from Tantus. I already knew it wouldn't fit when I ordered it, but was optimistic I could work my way up and could use its presence as motivation. Then it arrived and realized I was most likely never going to achieve that level. It's been 3-4 years and I'm still nowhere near getting that thing in.Yeah I'm a size queen. I don't need huge horse dicks or anything, but most of the toys I prefer are definitely bigger than a realistic average sized dick. I think anyone that prefers something bigger than a human dick is automatically a size queen.
>>11143504Good boy. Time to throw away the key.
>message all near me on tagmap>no responses for many months>finally get 2 people>both chatting each up>seemingly getting along>first person randomly deletes account out of the blue>no awkward or weird conversation to spook or creep them out>other (thankfully) tells me that they want to do it but feel theyre just too big into anal as a fetish and doesn't know if they want to actually pursue engaging with a partnerCan't win. Can't seem to actually get a /analgen/ buttslut lover no matter how much I try.
>>11143721No ones near my on it :/
>>11143721The thought of getting fucked is scary
>>11143741For me the fuckin aint too scary, Im just not trying to get pozzed
What do you guys think of BDs new ovi? It's nice they finally have one, though it seems they're a few years behind; people have been asking for one for a while.
>>11143795Sounds like a fun way to do jello shots
>>11143795It looks challenging to use and challenging to clean, not really my thing, but if I was a woman I think I'd be into itI like that they have a rod to push the eggs up it though
>chastity_cage anal>99% of results are ai or full furry:/
>>11143817play tales of androgynyplayed for a couple hours stoned last night wearing sissy clothes and locked up. melted my brain forever
>>11143542>Limber 11Seems like pretty good stuff for the hips, I also like that it's active rather than shitty static stretching Honestly after running through it, I might just steal this, it's quick and simple, it doesn't quite manage to completely cover all my needs because I want to improve my ankle and upper back/shoulder mobility too, but those are quite specific so I wouldn't expect a routine with broad appeal like this to cover themMy mobility must be truly awful, I couldn't do a bunch of these properly, I had to substitute frog pose for child pose, and couldn't do the quad stretch at the end lmaoOne pic related will be within my power though
Hi anons, decided to become an anal slut.Am eyeing pic related. Is it good for beginners to start with something like this?? The tip is 1 cm in diameter.
>>11143413No regrets, not even a single ass stretchingNot a size queen yet, still working on reaching the 3" mark
>>11143795Fuck bad dragon
>>11143559anon I think your penis might be backwards because that one is correct
>>11143943I think I bought that one off Temu. It appears to be real silicon at least.It is way thinner and smaller than on the image, so just make sure that you understand the size of what you're buying. (I didn't)
ok... so...got a lil kegel plug attachment for a tens unit, and its spretty wow. On a pulse it feels like your getting plapped, but also ouchies. Between the muscle contractions and the ouchies it feels a lot like you're being reeeeally stretched. I was able to get really into it, but the shockies of it all kinda made it hard to finish. Got close a few times though. Definitely gonna be playing with it again.
>>11143504yeah that seems to be the key for a lot of people, I've only even had a wet orgasm from a standard dildo while standingpersonally I'd like to be able to come from riding, that sounds fun
I think I was pretty close tonight lads, after reading several reports itt that standing and grinding in the shower was pretty nice I thought I'd better give that a go and I have to say, damn, it's really easy to have a good time just standing with a dildo stuck to the wallI started pretty slow, and gradually worked up to a bigger dong and it was just so easy to fall back and let it plunge into me, kinda felt like the wall was fucking me in those moments which was pretty hotAfter a while I was just stuck on the wall, dildo balls deep in me, and I was grinding my hips against the wall and I could really feel the head rubbing against something that felt both sensitive and fantastic at the same timeI was getting really turned on, and just started plapping my ass on the wall, absolutely pounding my ass and I was only just able to keep myself upright by holding on to the shower slide for dear lifeI just kept alternating plapping and grinding and there was this extremely unusual feeling inside me, my dick got kinda hard but was mostly soft and I was loving it, and as I went on there were three times that I was overcome with this shivering pleasurable feeling, anal orgasms I think? I didn't manage a full blown orgasm I don't think but honestly just those shaky shivering bouts were enough to make me want to keep going all nightI ran out of breath and steam eventually and had to stop but god damn, what an incredible time
>>11143529you mean like a slink? i have both a small and medium but can only fit the small all the way (foot long). it's a little uncomfortable in the sense that i can feel my guts rearranging to accommodate it, but i've noticed some days are easier than others. IMO, i think it's only dangerous if you don't train well for it and push yourself too much. thankfully, it's pretty easy to know when to stop from the discomfort. i'd say start with one of those colon snakes first; a smooth, non tapered one, i mean.
>>11144391Yeah, I got this 16 incher gummi worm looking one thats pretty thin and has a little bulb at the base and t-handle so its kinda pluggy too. Super duper floppy. Haven't tried it with my booty yet, waiting until my digestive is having a great day for that. Might do a short couple day fast and a deep clean for it. Still, its a lot of fun to throat while playing with a vibrator.
>>11144453Get in the box
>>11143995Good luck with the ass cancer
>>11144492>get ass cancer>prostate is now the size of a grapefruitI fail to see the problem.
>>11144502>prostate is now the size of a grapefruit>tumor has to be removed so everything is just scar tissue and you dont feel anything anymoreyes great. no problem there
>>11144523>getting it removedRookie mistake. Just go out like a true buttslut getting fucked / fucking yourself to death.
Been on and off with anal for years due to making mistakes and I guess some cognitive dissonance about it. Been doing anal only for Locktober though and I can't cum (yet?) but I've been really enjoying it every time and don't actually miss using my dick too much. It's to the point where I might very happily keep going anal only after October as well. Maybe if I'm lucky and pent up enough I'll cum but even if I don't it actually just feels so god damn good even without the climax I'm used to.
>>11144537>I can't cum (yet?)maybe you just need some help :3
>>11144537using a chastity cage makes me cum more easily by anal. When not wearing one I really have to stroke my dick intensly to cum and after my prostate is milked empty it always doesn't feel that intense. With a cage just tapping my balls is enough and the orgasm is long and very intense. I only got a real handsfree orgasm a few times and the "tapping the balls"-method is like 90% of a true handsfree but easiest to achieve of all variants.
Whats the crossover between this thread and /chastgen/?? I imagine everyone there is here
>>11144660Better question: When is the meetup?
>>11144665Daily reminder that ugly stinky predators with fat dicks prowl these threads looking for impressionable young flesh to take advantage of
>>11144690I rather be taken advantage of...
>>11144694Ugly stinky fat anon detected! You don't belong here, predatorTake your big fat belly and your big fat dick somewhere else, we don't want you to hold us down and satisfy your base primal desires with our bodies
>>11144697No, seriously, Im going crazy with this locktober. Im constantly in a mind broken daze. No one is by me on the tagmap, and I cant into grinder and stuff. I cant get as rough as I want it with my toys by myself. Please send help, my mind has broken and only real cock can cure it.
>>11144697You say one thing, but your gif makes me want the other...
Take a moment today to thank God or whatever higher power you may believe in that you don't have to deal with anal fissures
How do you use your njoy pure wand? I get the most pleasure in missionary position, using the big end and making very fast circular movements.
>>11144724Not a big fan of them :/IDK, I just like it really, really, rough and its hard to get that feeling with those.>>11143413>TQInflatable plug. It sounded so fucking awesome, but it was so meh in practice. If you dont pump it a lot, then its kinda just a weightless normal plug, but if you pump it a lot it just gives you a downward pressure "Im about to shit a whole brick in my pants" feeling. It not a fun kind of fullness you get with ramming a fat knot in you when your right in the edge of cumming. Its just a lot of uncomfortable pressure. 0/10, do not recommend. Just get a massive normal plug.
>>11144105What plug are you using? I've got an estim but I haven't really liked the attachment I got for it.
>>11144764Juat one of these. If you just search kegal estim on amazon, you should find it pretty quick. As you can see, the base of it is adjustable. I like I on the longer side because the muscle contractions throw the tip right into the sweet spot. You can come try mine if you want, but only if you use another toy on me.
>>11143820Not him but thanks for the recommendation, great game.Pic related.
>>11144778Change that from that to "it and my ass" and I might check it out.
I finally managed to knot myself for the first time. The sensation was so overwhelming I had to pull it out immediately and I started shaking for a good 2 or 3 minutes.The problem is I tried to do it again and after pulling it out there was blood on my dildo. How worried should I be?
>>11144784Hosnestly, I see blood a lot because I like it rough and whats the point of a knot if its not too big. Ive never had problems worth worrying about from it. Just give it a few days and warm up slower next time. Aslo, yeah, knotting yourself them pulling it out has that effect. Sounded hot.
Has anyone ever tried the crimson wolf method for the aneros? I’m considering giving it a try with mine and my edge 2 and seeing what happens.
>>11144554Definitely been thinking about it. Wasn't comfortable thinking of myself as a bottom or anything other than straight before but now I just need some dick if I'm enjoying my ass this much I think.
>>11144781Oh there's plenty of "it" and your ass.But you also get to plough an incredibly cute elf boi.
>>11144701You can into grindr, put what you just wrote on your profile, and then sift through the literal thousands of messages you will get for the one that actually says something hot Bingo, penis found Seriously, gayfags won't be able to resist you
>>11144769Oh, my god. 2pads on myy taint an the rod in my butt while caged. Im in fucking heaven right now.
>>11144784Blood on the dildo is not the real problem, it's blood leaking from your ass. If you wipe yourself and there's only a little bit of blood, you're good, especially if it goes away after one or two wipes. If you keep wiping and there's still blood, consider the emergency room.
>>11144784blood just means you went too big too quickly and tore yourself internally. a small tear will heal very quickly, but if you keep bleeding like that other anon mentioned you absolutely should go to hospital. try something inbetween your smaller toys and this knot to get yourself familiar. knots are enticing but jumping up in girth by a huge amount is always a bad idea
>>11144812Ok. That was... amazing. I dont think I came close to a full blown, but it turned me into a milk machine. Ive never leaked that much volume for that long. That masthave shocked my brain too because I am very haha phew oh wow pant pant. I need... someone... to put me in full bondage and use one of those on me until I beg for release, then keep denying me it.
Does anyone know if a silicone coca cola bottle shaped toy exists? i feel like i've looked around enough, but was surprised that one isn't already on the market. i have the squarepeg bottle (small) and it's awesome but i'd love one where the silhouette around the neck is more gradual. i'm surprised one doesn't already exist, unless maybe people are scared of potentially incurring the legal wrath of coca cola on copyright infringement. i'm somewhat temped to learn how to make one myself if i ultimately can't find one.
>>11144857Just use the bottle?
After playing with myself anally for a while using some cheap Adam & Eve toys, I decided I wanted something bigger, longer, and knotted. I head to Bad Dragon and put Rex together and by the time I'm done it comes out to $170 (plus tax and shipping). Do people really pay this much for this shit? Is it really good enough to justify the price?
>>11144259>I just kept alternating plapping and grinding and there was this extremely unusual feeling inside me, my dick got kinda hard but was mostly soft and I was loving it, and as I went on there were three times that I was overcome with this shivering pleasurable feeling, anal orgasms I think?I brought the shower into bed with me:I did some tile work on my house a few years ago and ended up with spare tiles. These things are 12x24 inches, so its a perfect mounting point for a dildo.I slapped one on there, threw it in my bed, and used it as a weight to keep the dildo down while I sat on it, eventually lying down in bed with the dildo on the tile under me, basically recreating standing up in the shower with the dildo on the wall.That way I don't get that feeling from trying to stay standing, and I can ride and plap my ass on it as long as I want. I came like that several different sessions. Its so hot just bringing your knees up and plapping your ass on a good dildo over and over until you spurt.Give it a go, basically anything flat, smooth, and heavy will do.
I am considering buying a Hilt 75 as a first knoted toy. The shape looks amazing but there is no succion cup and I don't like to use my hands. Is there some some similar dildos with a cup ?
>>11144872People really do, I'm mulling over buying a neotori mundir right now, and you should consider it too, it might be cheaper for you than a bad dragon rex, and imo has a better looking shape
>>11144873I dig thatSometimes I lie a really heavy coffee table over on its side and emulate a spooning fuck, but I hadn't considered bringing something flat into bed, I could probably try the back of a dinner plate or something like that, definitely worth a try because in bed is so much more comfy than anywhere else
>>11144874Not as far as I know, but you can get double sided suction cups which are pretty strong and might be worth a look
>>11144885Looks like it comes out to about $100 for a medium Mundir. I like Rex a lot more in terms of shape and size, and the cum tube is a real draw for me. I'll have to mull over whether its worth it to get either.
>>11144887>dinner platethis is genius, i'll have to throw my toy with plate on top of a couple of pillows and go to work
>>11144872Most people wait for "drops" when BD puts a bunch of pre-made toys up for sale. It's still pricey and there's no guarantee what you want will be available, but it's a typically cheaper than getting a custom, especially if you can snag a flop. I'd say it's worth it (aside from the $20 you're spending on coloration), though you could probably save some cash by being patient or checking out other sellers.
Fingers are underrated
>>11144950I've never been good at using mine. Can't hit the spot with them.
>>11144903I wish i could cosplay shimakaze while riding my Big BLACK Dildo...
>>11145089What's stopping you anon? Plenty of shimakaze cosplayers already doing it.
>>11145114I am poor and i'd have to buy 2 sets of the cosplay. One for gf and one for me...
>>11144690literally the entire reason i come to this gen
>>11143795imagine buying from slop dragon lmao
>>11144872As someone said, you can get real discounts by getting a flop. Keep an eye on the premades.This is down from 170 to 92 because of a tiny ass nick on the base, for example.
>>11145130Fat hairy predators get out! Take your giant balls full of cum out the door, we don't want to see you or the contents of your heavy balls, or your fat dick anywhere near our tender boyholes
>>11144872BD has lost all sense of competition and now thinks it can just shit out whatever it wants every couple of weeks and have people buy all of its stock. Do consider going for Neotori or another alternative who actually bother getting things to you with reasonable shipping costs and decent variety.
>>11143505I had the same issue. I was able to insert it but I couldn't really move and it hurt. I ended up making it thinner by cutting it with a scissor since it was silicone. I put a condom to make it smooth. Not a good thing to do but much better than not being able to use it.
>>11143721It's often horny straight guys that are desperate to fuck and after masturbating they are no longer horny, get ashamed and stop contacting you or delete their account.
>>11145204honestly this is 90% of the problem with society. queer guys who are too ashamed to admit that they're maybe slightly bisexual.
>>11145207Yeah it's unfortunate. I don't know how it gets fixed since a lot of that shame is pushed on to others. Lots of us guys I think would happily accept bisexual feelings if we weren't also perpetuating the shame of it.
>>11145232i don't think it's going to be fixed, anon. i think we're just going to have to wait until eventually, probably when everyone here is in their 60s, it's seen as normal for guys to be bisexual. i think most men right now are too deep in it to just accept that maybe liking dicks is ok.
>>11143568>spinach dailyYou're gonna get kidney stones this way, get your fibers so other way
>>11145233Yeah that's the way it looks. But it does seem to get better as time goes on. As someone in my mid to late 20s I feel some jealousy for some of the guys in their early 20s who seem to have benefited from just a bit more wiggle room and have been able to express themselves more openly.
>>11145238same, anon. i'm in the same age range and although it's now perceived as kinda ok to be bisexual i've still run into quite a few people who will privately say disparaging shit about gays. it's a chilling effect.
>>11145207>>11145233>>11145238Ive always been pretty bi but struggled to "get myself out there" when it came to guys. Im fuckin 30 now though. Spent my twenties chasing girls, but whenever a cute guy hit on me I always got very doki-doki and down to hang out and see where thing go. Could never really get into the whole gay hook-ups thing, or trying a relationship with a guy. Now that Im a little older Im more secure with myself, and more accepting of how much I like bottoming, and, well... men, but... like, I'm getting older. I still think Im very cute and fuckable, but Im definitely not as cute or as fuckable as I once was. So, its weird. Im more secure and open to messing around with guys, even like, having a relationship with one, but now Im less secure and more self concious about my body and stuff. So, its still hard for me to get myself out there. IDK how much any of that makes sense, but... its kinda just rough getting older as a super shy twink. There's a lot more outgoing, younger, cuter twinks out there. My ass is still one of the cutest things ever though, so at least I still have that... for now, fuckin entropy :/
>>11145193>>11144697>>11144690Do any chubby guys actually have fat cocks? My sample size of chubby chubbies is only 1, but it was the smallest one Ive ever seen.
>>11145258I understand the feeling. To stay on topic a bit, I have been messing with anal basically my whole life but acknowledging that I might not be straight and maybe interested in bottoming for another guy didn't happen until the mid 20s and I now feel like I've missed out on a lot of exploration I could have done in my formative years. I may well have chosen a different career path had I acknowledged myself earlier since my current line of work attracts people more likely to be judgemental. The way I keep thinking about it is if I was going to end up being a butt slut anyway it should have just happened sooner rather than the back and forth internal battle over it.
>>11145275>to stay on topicNTA, fuck off with this shit. homosexuality is innately attached to analgen.
>>11145277N-nah, m-m-man.... I... I aint gay...
>>11145275>The way I keep thinking about it is if I was going to end up being a butt slut anyway it should have just happened sooner rather than the back and forth internal battle over it.Yup. (also, screw the anon that started talking about fat guys and their fat cocks. that's quickly becoming a thing for me)
>>11145277I think there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I was just worried I was getting too bloggy.>>11145282Yeah I've since come to understand the appeal of ugly bastards for the girl/guy getting fucked by them. Idk why being on the receiving end makes ugly disgusting guys hot but the feeling of degradation just hits right.
>>11145289i wasn't mad at you anon, just pointing out that talking about being gay is fine here. don't apologize for it.
>>11144885>>11144903>>11145172>>11145198Thanks everyone, I didn't really understand BD's pricing scheme but I get it now. I looked into other brands like Neotori and they seem fine but I want the cum tube pretty badly. I might wait a while for a good Rex to come into stock, or I might pull the trigger on a Nova, as they're on sale right now. Nova seems *really* thick but the tapering and ridges seem like they'd be good for making the knot a "long term" project while still having lots of fun with the shaft.
>>11145292Bad dragon is atrocious
>>11145302this is one specific autist who hates BD for some reason btw. their toys are expensive and their shipping is bullshit but their products are high quality. he has some autistic obsession with some animal abuse bullshit or whatever, iirc something to do with live casting of an early toy prototype back in 2008 or some shit. just ignore the retard.
>>11145306I did my own research thanks
>>11145307it's a piece of silicone you shove up your ass. shut up.
>>11145289For me, I just think if they had at least a fairly average sized cock, all the extra chushion on my ass while theyre pushin would feel amazing. Getting my twink body pinned down and them having their way with me would be super hot. Makes me want a big orc bf to ravage and breed my bussy.
>>11145309i got playfully jumped and pinned down by a dude when i was 18 and it turned me on in a really weird way, so i get this. it wasn't the weight that did it, it was trying to move and being physically prevented from doing so.
>>11145311I hooked up with this super cute hunk a few times. Tall gymbro guy. Always made him wrastle for it, 10/10 foreplay.
>>11145314>he jumps on my back and pins me down>i try to roll>he grabs my shoulders and just keeps me in place>i try to kick>he lets me, he just puts some weight down around my hips and i can't physically lever myself up enough to do anything>now his crotch is pressing against my ass>i go "dude let me up the fuck">he literally tssk-tssks me and says "don't be so scared, it's ok">i try to get up again>he presses me down harder>i get a huge boner at this point>he jumps up and is actually legit concerned if i'm triggered or something>i'm fine and have to hide said massive erection for the next few minutesin other news i'm thinking of making a few threads on /v/ later
>>11145316h-hot...
>>11145318i didn't know i was bi at the time so i had a really hard time explaining that i wanted him to keep going but wasn't gay or hitting on him
>>11145258>>11145275For me personally, I am bi but very much more into women and femboys than actual masculine guys. Getting a regular guy to fuck you is easy, finding a femboy or a woman who would make gentle love to your starfish is nigh fucking impossible.Being into lovey dovey stuff while also wanting to be dominated is a cursed combo.
>>11145328Thats rough :/Shame his senses came bact to him, I mean... what's a lil rape between bros?
>>11145331Being bi also give most women the ick. Think thats another reason why most guys that are bi just keep that other half in the closet. It'd kinda suck to get a qt3.14 gf that you really like and then have her get the ick because she found out about the dude you used to date. There are chicks into it though, but thats mainly just fetish stuff. Not to kinkshame, I mean, were on fuckin /d/, but thats not exactly the vibe you want if youre craving more intimate experiences.
>>11145341Like you said, for those women it's mostly just fetish. And a sadistic one at that. They don't want to peg you to make you feel good, but because they want to humiliate you. Dominatrixes are plenty, but a gentle dommy mommy is like a unicorn.
>>11144988Same I'm too fat and old.
>>11144988>>11145345They're my old reliable. I get in a nice legs spread, knees by head, mating press position. Theres this spot on my taint, right in front of the butthole, that can be pushed in a good inch or two. Thats the spot. The whole area when the legs are up and over is just a super hot piece of anatomy. Just feeling it on my hands and rubbing it gets me really hot, then start pressing and feeling everything get more taut and relax... it really gets me going, and pressing the right spot with a couple fingers feels great. I can feel it inside me and also shooting up through my dick. I just imagine getting plapped by a fat cock and it getting rougher and rougher with me. Start pushing on my taint so rough I can feel each one shaking my stomach. Spread my legs further apart and farther back as I get rougher with it. If I tense up or or something I just literally push through it. I try my hardest not to cum but I just press it so hard and rough that it ends up brute forcing the orgasm to happen whether I want it to or not. Some of the best leg shaking orgasms ever from that and with no dick touching or actual insertion(but If I do this for a while then go further south, I come within 10sec of putting my fingers in my ass, then again, and again, and...). Its my goto for when I really wanna p-gasm but am letting my butthole heal or something.
>>11144823>>11144845The thing is the knot isnt even that big. Its only 1cm thicker than what I can already take, but it feels really hard to get it inside.
...Im horny...
>>11145316That's crazy hot, jesus!
>>11145389Someone should reenact it for anon to help him get over his trauma with a nice p-gasm
If you're into inflation, consider a shower head enema attachment. They can be a lot of fun.
>>11145306I never understood people who put morals over a good product; I wouldn't care if a company was doing blood sacrifices to dark gods if the product was good and something I wanted.
>>11145474its nigh impossible to be an "ethical consumer" but I will do it for some especially egregious companies i.e. Nestle. Just bought the Nova btw, very excited
Sissygasm is a myth.
>>11145497skill issue
>>11145474red edit brain
>>11145272if anything being fat means the base of one's dick will be hidden by the fat pad on the pelvis, making it appears shorter and my sample size of one fat guy's dick that I've seen was that it was not only short, but also not very thick
>>11144857Never seen coke bottle exactly, but there are a few beer bottle ones. Look up "Elemental Toys" and Squarepeg toys plug options
>>11145258>>11145275ties in nicely to the question of the dayhad our world and our peers been a bit more accepting of gayness, then honestly i probably would have been bi and out from my early teensinstead i hid it inside, but i was at least lucky enough to not hate myself for itmy regret is that i just wish i had been out and had been open to at least experiencing sex with men from a younger age, i do feel like i missed out by not being bi when i was at my most twinkest stage>>11145278literally me kek, i got hit on my this dude when i was low and had just been dumped and just said fuck it and let myself be fucked, im so glad that i did, if i hadn't maybe id still be firmly in the closet even now, years laterbut at the time, even as he pounded by prostate, even as i came all over myself those were my exact thoughts>N-nah, m-m-man.... I... I aint gay...
>>11145514>and my sample size of one fat guy's dick that I've seen was that it was not only short, but also not very thickThats what Im saying. Like, it was literally finger sized. IDK if he was just unlucky and was born with it or if it was from the chubbs, but I was just really disappointed. A chubby guy who had pleanty of cushion for his really rough pushin, *but* also had *at least* an underwhelming average penis sounds really hot. Like, I'd love to be his little spoon all night long and cum raw in me as many times as he wanted. My 1 sample size though.... I just kinda blew his tiny pecker with a condom on because guys cumming for me is still hot, but it was extremely "whats the point of doing anal" small. Like, this guy was finger sized. Im no size queen, but come on. Something that could actually cum in me and not on my sphincter would be nice. If the was a chubby guy who could at least get his head past my sphincter, Id want him to rape me all night and day. Ive stayed away from chubbies since because I dont really feel like giving pity BJs.
>>11144784blood is natures way of telling you the anus is not a sex organ
>>11145308The souls of dead animals will haunt your ass
>>11145530i used to be weirded out by how so many gay dudes were size queens, but honestly i think i get it nowand i suppose one part of that is learning how small average is, and how small below average regularly isporn really had warped my brain for what size dicks are, and having an above average sized dick myself, i really had no idea, and no proper yardstick until i saw some more other mens' dicks>i just blew him because i was so disappointed and now i dont really feel like giving pity bj'slmao, that was my last experience toogood lovers are just unicorns through and through, regardless of gender, id probably say less than a quarter of all the people across both genders that i've ever had sex with were actually good lovers
>>11145474That's cause ur retarded
>>11145282>fat guys and their fat cocksUgly men get out and stop posting in our thread ~This thread is for twinks only, even though we can't force you to get out, I guess, ughN-no we don't want to try to push you out, I know your games, I know you'll grab me and hold me down if I try to wrestle with your wide frame and your round belly, I'm not going to be tricked into a wrestling match with someone who could dominate me and force me to submitI don't want your thick cock!
>>11145555>translationThere, your life as a boy is over~ Mmh~ Your deepest parts are lewdly massaging my glans, it feels so good~ You loosened it up to your deepest parts yourself before coming here, didn't you?You can get a feel for my cock more when I squeeze it like this so, it's win-win, right?You can't think anything from the feeling of me fucking and churning up your intestines while you're getting breathless?Let's turn you to Mister's exclusive fleshlight whose head is swirling and can't think about anything but cocks like this, okay?
>>11144789Can you explain what the Crimson Wolf method is? I have two Aneros and they never did anything for me.
Are the Bad Dragon sales just random when they pop up. Do they ever have a Black Friday sale? Looking to buy my first one but they are very expensive.
>>11145527Yeah, man if I could go back I'd want to lean in to it a lot more. Part of me has always wanted to be cuter, whether that's full on femboy or not idk. At the same time though I feel some sort of pressure to grow out of that sort of thing. Not sure if it's because I had that pressure instilled in me by others from a young age or if it's because I'm bi rather than full gay and at some point want to find a girl and start a family. It does feel like a young mans game I guess.
>>11145559No and don't buy from animal abusers
>>11145563certainly being a proper twink or femboy is a young man's game, but i do think that with proper diet, exercise, and care one can stay physically attractive for a long time, but instead of being a questionably legal twink, one grows into a clearly legal adult man2bdesu i think that we are conditioned to place a much higher value on youthfulness than it deserves, to fetishise it even, both for women, and for meni also think that aging is a universal human experience that cannot be shelved, put off, or delayed at all, trying to chase one's youth is a fools gametruly aging is the fate of all but the dead, but what that aging looks like is really up to us, nobody has to do what anyone else but themselves wants
I was doing some mindgasm excercises on my own, got too horny and started playing with my fingers. That quickly turned into fucking my 8 and a half toy. Started slow, then fast. My heart was racing, I was clenching my jaw while moaning and got lightheaded, but then it felt like it was too much and had to stop. Leaked some precum but didn't orgasm.Am I doing it right? Why do I get that sensitive but don't get to orgasm?
>>11145258>Ive always been pretty bi but struggled to "get myself out there" when it came to guys. Im fuckin 30 now though.>whenever a cute guy hit on me I always got very doki-doki and down to hang out and see where thing gosounds exactly like me. Especially back in school I had this feeling towards two guys. But of course never anything sexual happened between us. Once I got really drunk with one of them and we cuddled a bit but thats it sadly.Also tried it with some guy I met online (but not with dating apps). In retrospective he also must have had some form of asperger, and this was when I was 16 and clearly not mature enough for any kind of relationship, let alone one with a "difficult" person. But he was very cute though.
>>11145389let's hear paul allens hunk stories
>>11145622>let's hear paul allens hunk storiesI'm not sure what this means exactly. Did these threads have a new surge of people lately?
>no dildos because I purged a while ago>cave in want to try buttstuff again>get a steel butterknife with a rounded blunt handle and libe it up with coconut oil>lie back on the floor with my legs up and listen to a JOI video>start slow, know how to relax>following the video's instructions I do not touch my dick at all>after 15 minutes my ass has opened up and the handle slides in and out effortlessly>my dick is pretty much limp>pound my prostate and feel like something wants to come out>could this be it? am I going to have a hand's free orgasm for the first time??>really go at it now, focusing on my prostate and the feeling of being just on the edge of cumming>finally a white hot wall gets breeched and...I piss myself>I piss myself long and hard, every jab to my prostate making it surge>it's hot, and wet, and all over my stomach and sides>feels like a girl squirting>completely empty my bladder while fucking myself sillyMindblowing. 10/10. Would not try again. Really glad I put down an exercise mat under my towel. Stay safe out there.
>be horny>start playing with ass>have an idea>put condom on cumtube horsecock>shove it up my ass>blow into cumtube>feel the condom expand in my assHUH ok interesting
>>11145622one i read on /fit/ ages ago
>>11145623It's a play on>let's see Paul Allen's cardfrom American Psycho, which is worth a watch if you haven't seen ithttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/american-psycho-business-card-scene-lets-see-paul-allens-card
>>11145588Yeah, all I can do is take care of myself the best I can. I think I'm doing pretty well for my age but I might get more serious about putting the work in. Over 25 now so I'm starting to worry about male pattern baldness since my dad and brother got it, albeit earlier than 25 for them.
>>11144887>>11144891Just be careful with certain plates and where you put pressure on them. You wouldn't want to have your ass/asshole/junk sliced up by a plate breaking. Ceramic cutting edges are no joke.
>>11144885Yo dawg. I got the XL mundir and I'm here to give it raving reviews. The shaft is fuckin awesome, very comfortable for going deeper. The knot is absolutely awesome for prostate work. You can get 3 different feelings depending on which way you face the knot and all of them are super filling. It also STAYS in. Once you clench around it for a bit you got it in there tight.
>>11145685well the good news is that most common genetic loci associated with male pattern baldness is on the x chromosome, although there are autosomal loci that seem to be associated tooso your dad being bald may not be a good prediction that you will be bald tooyour mother's father on the other hand, if he's bald, then you're probably going to go bald
Holy fuck after almost a decade of but sluttery, i finally hilted a large chance unflared. Depth play is fucking intense. Im loose enough right now that i think i might be completely immune to death by horse snu. Not that im gonna find out.Medium density silicone. Thinking im gonna buy an XL soft silicone toy to go further. Not sure though.
>>11145756Nice. I got my first chance in a medium with the flare recently to see why people like it. I think it goes deeper than any toy I've used before, deep enough I might need to deep clean to get any further than I've gone with it. It's a pretty unique feeling toy, getting that head in is hard but when it pops in and out it's really intense. I can't even ride mine yet, I get it in then I just have to stay still for a bit and get nervous about how deep it's going.
>>11145766Your body can handle it. Take it slow and back off when the pressure turns to pain. You wont hurt yourself in anyway that matters if you do that.For deep cleaning, if you can handle it, go number 2 atleast a few hours before going in, and the first 8 inches or so will be squeaky clean. Lube the toy and sit on it as far as itll go, then get on the can and see if anything dislodges. The lube acts a bit like a laxative and anything deep will come right out. Sit back down, then enjoy your ride.Stay still and let your body get used to it. So long as you dont use numbing lube your body usually wont allow you to damage anything. Worst ive had is a bit of sphincter bleed because of a hasty insertion
>>11145785Wow. Thank you anal sensei. I will work on it.
>>11145791Gospeed you and dont forget:Big is relative. Size queens are born from anal gluttonyBut ill admit a large chance unflared feels really fucking good
>>11145588grown dudes can still be plenty cute with the right effort. I tend to find older guys cuter personally
>>11145588Do you wanna buy me a coffee or something sometime? I know some good sushi places too...
>>11145718>grandpa died with full hair at 90>dad is close to 70, full hair>me, 32, going baldyepp. mothers side uncles/grandpa all are baldies
>>11145823i completely agree, i think that as i age i'll probably just keep finding people about my own age the most attractive, that is what has seemed to happen thus far anywaywhen i was 20 i dated a girl who was somewhat upset that, in her mind, i was only going to get more handsome and attractive as i aged, and in her opinion she had already peaked and was just on a slow downhill slide for the rest of her lifeshe is neither the first nor the last woman i've heard voice a similar opinion to that, i wonder if perhaps for women, there is more external pressure around youth and attractiveness>>11145830i'd like to be frens, anon :3
>>11145850it's total bullshit mayne, iirc red/green colourblindness is also on the x chromosome too
>>11145861You wanna be buddies? :D
>>11145559Yeah, they have holiday sales and stuff. There's a drop on the first Friday of the month, too, and sometimes smaller drops during the month. Look for flops; even a tiny cut at the base can make it like 30-40- off; if you're going to buy a nonflop, do a full custom; the price is going to suck anyway, so get all the stuff you want on it.
>>11145883did we just become best friends?
>>11145939I love that movie
>>11144769>>11144105what settings do you use?
>>11145954Theres a massage one I really like where it gets strong and storonger until it peaks and then just stops for a moment before going again. The beat type pulse ones are kinda just too fast and short for it.Also, 1 pad on the taint, just by the asshole and the other on a metal cage or right below the head on your pp is also amazing if you have a dual channel one.
lets get honry
>>11145983I'm already there babe, not touching my dick for locktober in solidarity with anon is killing me and it's only two weeks in
>>11145960thanks for answeringis there like a power setting that is good?
I just had a dry orgasm doing nothing but thinking about it....
>>11146017As high as you can handle it. Just work your way up slowly, I mean... or dont. Either is fun in its own way
>>11145941samesies, it's ages since i've seen it but it's great
>>11145235Wait is this true? It's my favorite vegetable... That sucks.
How often and for how long do you butt sluts go for? I'm currently going every couple days, sometimes days in a row. For maybe an hour or two before I get tired without cumming. But I'm also in the process of developing my ass since my brain is still wired for touching my pp to get off. Do you guys that cum quickly from anal just go for like 5-10 minutes or something?
>>11146084>before I get tired without cummingThank god I'm not the only one, but yeah, I just do it a couple of days or whenever I feel horny. It's been days too since I last touched my cock. It's a painful process continuously denying myself of penile orgasms just so I can do it anally
>>11146084If I could, honestly I would fuck myself every day, as it stands I only have privacy once per week or so, and so I do it about once per week But when I do go at it, I go for hours, basically I go until my body can't go any longerIt's really not at all like jerking your dick, which seems to have serious limitations on it in comparison Not having to deal with a refractory period is nice
Anons who reliably get dry and super Os, walk me through your mentality as best you can. I wanna know as much about your state of mind in the moment as possible. Tks <3
>>11146084>before I get tired without cummingI wish I didnt know this feeling. still working on actually finishing instead of giving up because the mood is gone
>>11146094>>11146110We'll make it bros. It's not so bad anyway, for me anal feels waaaaay better than touching my dick does so even without cumming I kind of like it better. I guess with my dick the journey is short and the destination is the main event but anal's journey is so much better even though I run out of gas every time before I reach the destination. Still irritating that something that feels better is harder to cum from though.
>>11145341The population of women who are ok with bi men is miniscule.My wife went into a full panic when I told her a few months into dating that I'm not fully straight. In her head, it basically doubled the risk of losing me, and in an avenue where she couldn't compete at all. There's an underlying (and very common) assumption there that bisexual folks can't be fully satisfied with only one partner, which is of course not the case. It took some explaining.
>>11146109I get into the breathing, and just feeling my prostate as my wife pounds it if I focus on how good it feels and let go... Super o
>>11146131With seemingly so many bi women you'd think they'd understand it a bit more. Though if you're committing to a women as a bi man I don't know exactly what signals that sends to them. Nor do I know if all us bi guys are the same, I think it's undeniable a lot of us would miss the gay sex, particularly if we're bottoms with guys. Maybe tops don't have as much concerns there, it's hard to say.>>11146133Assuming you're the same anon, was pegging what made this girl a keeper for you?
I used to play with my ass all the time. I started when I was young, around 10 or so. I know it was before I had even cum, I remember I didn't know what cum was, but in the dirty mags my dad had, they showed cumming and full penetration. I tried everything to cum, and nothing worked. Then one night I was in the shower and decided I would try putting something in my ass, like the girls in the mag. I happened to have a little travel sized shampoo bottle and somehow managed to put it up my tight little hole. After that, my parents couldn't keep me from taking very long showers. I never came from it back then, but I still found it to be very pleasant. Years go by, and I have a gf who's pegging me, and I usually don't cum unless there's a big dildo in my ass. More years go by, and now I'm 40. In my 30's I was getting even more into anal than I ever was. I was always in these threads, and trying new things like j-lube (thanks for that btw) then I stupidly bought a crazy giant monster dildo off Amazon. I was pretty confident in my ability to handle it. I had my ass trained to the point where I could get anything normal up there with none, or hardly any lube. I always warmed up ending with my big giant puttplug. Once I couldn't hold the giant buttplug in any more, I figured I was ready.... I was not. If it had been a normally made toy everything would've been fine, but for whatever reason, my lube would not stick to it very well. I was pretty excited, so I didn't let that discourage me. My ass was full of lube by this point. Long story short, I ended up taking the whole thing, but injured by butthole in the process. Nothing major, just enough to make me take a very long break from anal. This was years ago. Fast forward to today, I was at a toilet that had a bidet installed. I had never used one before. I tried it out and got the biggest fucking boner ever, and up just sitting there for like 20 minutes adjusting the spray to almost jackoff with this thing.
>>11146175Sorry, continued...Now my anal ecstacy has been turned back on again, and I decided I want a Ovipositor. Anyone have any recommendations?
>>11146143There's definitely a societal expectation that women have more fluid sexuality, despite the reality that sexuality is a spectrum independent of gender. I don't blame her for being nervous about it, and I'm glad she's become more comfortable with time and experience.I wish it was ok to be out sometimes, but I'm generally a more private person anyway, so I don't know that I'd share with anyone but her even if it was.I do miss the gay sex (as a bottom), to be honest, but it's well worth giving that up for a good partner. I've got my toys, which fills the gap well enough for me.
how much training/practice would i need to be able to take a 7" cock?i might be meeting up with someone soon to get pounded but im still pretty new to anal and my largest toy is only 5" but i still kind of struggle to take it fully
>>11146185You don't really train for length. Some people can either take it deep, and some shallow. At it's pounding away at your sigmoid turn, just pretend it's your cervex or that he's just too big for you. If you've ever had vaginal sex, you'll know that girls have depths as varied as penis lengths.You train for girth.
>>11146131>The population of women who are ok with bi men is miniscule.That's because women hate gays and fags. They pay lip service to supporting "gay rights" because it's the current virtue signaling meta, but just like how they say they hate "toxic masculinity" in public, when it comes to the bedroom the mask is off and their true nature is revealed and all the want is to be abused and raped by stereotypical giga Chads and gays disgust them. It's all so tiresome.
Everyone says to not buy when horny, but I can't buy when I'm not horny, I just end up thinking "eh, I don't need it"Is it possible to buy something decent on temu? I have only a small curved buttplug and a dildo that's as plain as plain goes. Now I want something monster themed, with bumps and ridges.
>>11143820>talesalso nta but the game keeps crashing like 45 minutes into the game. tried different jre's and I tried clicking through a bunch of screens and encounters quickly without reading with no problem, but then when I sit down to actually play it it crashes (as in, not responding without throwing any error, jumping CPU use to 40% and up and showing write activity of 14MB/s but no idea where to)
>>11146310tried turning preload on and off?had it crash 2 times but on wine with a linux laptop.Both times it ate ram like it was its last meal.Had no issue on win 10 pc
You buttsluts wanna hang out and be horny together?
>>11146357Yesh
>>11146367Whats ur biggest toy?
>>11146375I actually don't have anything that big. Biggest thing I have is a 1.7" neo elite and a 1.8" buttplug. I want a hilt 75 or a horse dildo though. What about you?
>>11146387I got a nice big monster guy with a 2.2" shaft with nice tapering down the the knot, which is 2.8"My biggest plug is 2.5"I like the bigger ones but its a lot easier to get rougher with something smaller, and I like it really rough.
>>11146401Can you take the knot? How long did it take you to get it in?
>>11146409This is the guy.I have a few times, but its not always happening. Sometimes it goes in easier than others, and sometimes Im huffing and puffing trying to get it in there and when I finally do I collapse on the floor shaking and orgasming, wait until the pleasure spasms almost stop then pull it out and instantly start cumming again. If Im not feeling particularly stretchy that day, I can just use the first few inches for a while to get warmed up because the tip isnt that big and it only starts to get really big around the middle of the shaft. Having the knot on the out side is great too because it just slaps and pushes in your taint and stuff which also stimulates my p-spot.
Just curious, do you guys prefer to lean forward or back when riding? I see the latter everywhere, with arms supporting behind, but I find it very awkward myself. The dildo keeps sliding out, can't really do long, full thrusts. I also feel like I need to keep my balance more, when leaning forward I feel very stable and I can just go feral. I suppose the angle should be better in theory since it would be scraping against the prostate more, but can't really attest to that.
>>11146419I like to lean back, but also gotta arch your back. Most of my... travel length(idk?) comes less from bouncing and more from just rotating my hips forward and back.
>>11146416That sounds really hot. Are knots that good? I really need to get a hilt
>>11146424Theyre pretty great, but I think that one being pretty much my size limit is what makes it so great. I have a smaller doggy dilly that doesnt have quite that effect on my but its still a lot of fun because I can fuck myself with the knot, rather than just putting it in. Also, my doggy one is a squiter so its definitely extra mmmph
>>11146419I lean way back on my hands. It will help you from slipping out if you put something like a book underneath. I used to use the 2.5 inch tall heavy wooden block. It can be difficult to find something the right size to fit between your legs, and that's heavy enough not to get picked up.Also, the toy matters. You need to just buy more toys, and find one that fits for you. I have all sorts of toys, but the one I like best is some cheapo off Amazon that just fits perfectly. I am still thinking up a design for something I can permanently mount on my shower wall, that will keep the suction cup from sliding up or down the tile to break the suction on a grout joint. Some sort of shallow cup that a suction cup can stick to, without it being able to slide away. My favorite position is in the shower, standing on my tippy toes slamming my ass against the wall. I like to have to stand all the way up high on my toes. I have orgasms easier when my toes are pointed for some reason.
>analgen is full of a bunch of late 20s-30s buttslutswew, could get off to the stuff here for a while as someone that likes topping guys older than me
>>11146443City?
>Neo Elite arrives>Crack open the plastic packaging, reach in with three fingers to take it out>Feel the softness of the outer layer and the firmness of the core>Immediately stupid hornyShame that in between my ass needing recovery time and my week being quite busy I probably shouldn't use it until at least next week. Maybe I'll try to blow it though..
>>11146470You could always just rape you bussy with it
>>11146474I'm not about to fuck myself with a recovering hemorrhoid. Gotta let it recover before I permanently damage something and ruin anal sex for the rest of my life.
>>11146477>hemorrhoidJust push it back in with Neo Elite-sama
>>11145537My chick's pussy bleeds, is it not a sex organ?
>>11144872Check eBay. There are a lot of resalers on there and you can probably get cheaper shipping. That being said it does have a tube and a suction cup which definitely ups the price. Shop around, but yes people pay that. I probably have like $800 just in dildos and it isn't as many as you might guess.
>>11145540>Ballad of Lemiwinks starts playing
>>11146492I cant tell if potentially receiving a slightly used dildo is hot or not
>>11146489>womenewwww
>>11145316I have a similar story but I was probably like 12-13 but it was an older girl holding me down. A couple years later in highschool I let a girl tie me to a chair in a playful way, but then her friend came out with her makeup kit. I had to pretend to struggle because you know I TOTALLY didn't want THAT to happen... Fucking ruined me lol.
>>11146495Based
>>11145272I'm chubby. I'm covered in hair, I have hairy shoulders, a hairy chest, and a big hairy belly that looks like it belongs to a bear. I have big muscles, big arms, stong hands with hairy knuckles. My palms are rough and scratchy, my nails have bruises under them, and some of them are split from working.I have a big fat cock, with big fat balls. I can hold you down and plant my seed deep inside you, and you won't be able to make me stop. In fact, the more you struggle and cry, the harder my dick gets. I don't get soft after cumming either. I can just start fucking again. Ask my ex gf.
>>11146500>I can hold you down and plant my seed deep inside you, and you won't be able to make me stop.prove it >:3
>>11146500n-no!fat hairy men get out! keep your big fat cock away from our twitching buttholes, and keep your big fat balls full of cum away from us too!we don't want your big rough hands to hold us down!we dont want your hairy chest and belly on us while we squirm under youand we don't want you to go for round 2 either!
>>11145555Quit erping it's cringe
>>11145605Some people can't get there themselves, you may need to be held down and fucked to your first orgasmI had the same problem until I was tied up and pegged by a friend
>>11146538Its make my butthole twitch >.>
>>11145707>Animal abuse supporting shill
>>11145906Or just buy from an ethical company with better prices anyways
>>11146084Fuck machine owner here, 2-3 hrs every week currentlyI can't see me going anywhere but up in frequency
>>11146110>>11146130This is what fucking machines and Dommes are for
>>11146185Just need to clean out well and relax for the deep thrusts
>>11146424Yes, hilts goated I cum my brains out on it every couple days
>>11146494It's just preparing you mentally for when you're taking cocks that have fucked dozens of butt sluts b4 you
>>11146084Hours. Usually every day. I adapted an entire eating schedule around playing with my ass, so I never had to prep much, and I never had any gross surprises. The key to butt fun with no work or mess is to eat just 1 time a day, exactly at the opposite time you are going to do butt stuff. Unfortunately, because I only ate breakfast, mornings were a no play time for me, but evenings were full on.There were literally years of my life where I never came unless a dildo was in my ass. Sometimes I would do it every day, 7 days a week for months on end. Sometimes I would run home from work really quickly to get off, and then go back to work, and come home at night and do it all again.Sometimes the sessions are as short as a quick wank for me. Other times I would go for hours and hours. Taking breaks (with plugs in) and then getting back after it. Sometimes I would get home from work and just pound my ass until bed time. I guess it just depends on how much you like it, and how much time you're willing to invest on getting off.t. Been playing with my ass almost every day since 1990.You younglings don't know how good you have it. My toys in my youth were all MacGyver'd my first dildo I had to walk into a sex shop to buy face to face, and when I was walkikg out my friend saw me, and came to see what I bought while I was in the fucking parking lot. I had to make some bullshit up about how it was for my gf, and I wasn't going to show him for her sake. It wasn't totally a lie, we both used the damn thing for a while.
Anyone here ever try one of these? I have to admit, I'm getting shaky in the knees just looking at it.https://yocytoy.com/product/pneumatic-pandora-ovipositor/Link has a vif that looks fucking wild.
>>11146538no
>>11146543No. Besides, nearly everything is made by sweatshop workers anyway. Do you think about the near slavery of the people that make your electronics? Or the actual slavery of the nogs in Africa that mined the resources to make those products?This pretentious and preachy false morality of yours is annoying as hell; if you want to make a moral statement, go live in the woods and build everything you use by hand.
I can milk my prostate pretty easily. Any tips on getting dry orgasms instead?I'm using an njoy pure wand if it matters.
>>11146574while i like the idea of the egg being able to be propelled up the shaft, i dont really like the shape and look of it, i guess it's not really for me is allone day someone will make a silicone dildo with faux electronic muscles in it that can contract like a real ovipositor and then i might be into it tho
>>11146310>>11146329ToA is a solid game but it's gotten more and more unoptimized over the years. I could run early builds on my cheap laptop with 4 gigs of RAM now I have to play it on my gaming pc that has 16 gigs of RAM if I don't want it to crash/freeze/stutter.
>>11146618Thats the bitcoin miner
>>11146586I don't like the shape either. I don't know why they made it like that. Fhanks for answering though. I think I was just too horny while looking. Needs to be nice and soft and smooth, that way the hard eggs can be felt going inside. The BD one looks lame, and it's expensive. I don't like the idea of having to use a shaft to push the eggs in.
>>11146618as i said earlier; running it with wine on a laptop. its a laptop with rather bad hardware.i5 5200u, upgraded from 8 to 16gb ram. but thats it.game runs on the igpu.except when it randomly crashes and eats all the ram the resource usage doesn't seem unreasonable for some cobbled together java game.
>>11146618>>11146633all this time I thought ToA was a browser game like CoC
>>11146634Lol, cock
Im a dirty little buttslut in dire need of group correction
>>11146635just wait until you hear about trials in tainted space
>>11146657haha, tits, lol
>>11143413
I've spent years doing anal play, trying to maybe experience that elusive anal orgasm.Have followed all the various advice I found as best as I could. Have tried my fingers, dildos, aneros, vibrators, the works.Spent a solid two weeks in chastity, horny as heck but without touching my dick, fucking my ass almost daily.It can feel good, there's a sense of buildup or urgency, sometimes even a sort of 'mini-orgasm' but it always fades really fast no matter what I do/don't do - those mini-orgasms always seem to consist of me dribbling out some precum, and that's it. Definitely none of this 'ongoing waves of pleasure' stuff, and never any quantity of actual cum. Sometimes some cum will dribble out of my dick after the session when I go to the toilet but that's it.Once or twice I milked my prostate, which did work, but other than the novelty of it, wasn't really pleasurableLooks like the elusive anal orgasm just isn't for me. If you've had more luck I envy you.
Any other buttsluts really like spicy food? Like spicy spicy? Hot hot? How do you cope?
>>11146730Only do buttstuff once a weekLimit spicy stuff to the 3 days after the buttstuff
I just had an prostate orgasm and turns out I like it rough on my p-spot. I have an aneros but it's not doing it for me. Not enough pressure. Anyone know anything better I can use or advise for this?
Am I on the right track? Tried using my finger and I've gotten to the point where my insides were sensitive and my cock was so stiff I can no longer feel it except for the occasional twitching, making it sensitive for a short period. I'm at the point where precum starts to pool at the tip and I don't know what comes next. Is that what they call a dry orgasm and what should I do next?Sorry, I'm very much new to the concept
>>11144885Got a L Mundir and M Tycho set for delivery this week, I'll tell you if they're good once they'll have been up my ass a bit>>11145707Makes me hopeful, what firmness do you have it in ?
>>11146967Njoy pure wand/knockoffs or similar formed toys.I got a glass on in similar form and its pretty good.>>11146084the last 2 months been at it about 4/7 days. And now i need bigger toys.fuck
>>11144859This wetawd doesn't know about 1 man 1 jar
>>11147025Theres a difference between a coke bottle and a giant thin-glass mason jar
>>11146574the speed/force at which the egg shoots out kind of scares me.
where do you guys get your buttplugs from? i have some small basic ones, but they no longer scratch that itch
>>11146584Funny this is the opposite for me I can't have wet orgasms while dry ones are super easy to get. I use a bunch of Aneros massagers and sometimes a njoy wand.
>>11147057>where do you guys get your buttplugs from? i have some small basic ones, but they no longer scratch that itchSquare Peg Toys.
>>11146982Soft I believe. It's much gentler on the knotting. You wanna see some real shit check out the weredog ranger. I've got one coming g next month. Xxl. Very soft. I've been stretching up to 4.3 diameter for this thing.
>have fairly ez jobbo>have a bit of down time at work>check bd while on the throne>there’s a flop with the specs I want but not quite the color but close enough>neat I’ll buy it when I get home>get home>go to buy, it’s goneSuch is the world
>>11145707Based, I really like the look of the bulbous shaft and knot, it would be my first knotted dildo, I'm thinking M and A00 right now, which would be a bit bigger than my biggest toy right now, but would be something I think I could work up to, and the soft silicone would probably help>>11146982Many thanks, I'd appreciate it, people do seem to love it
>>11146574So it blows air up your ass when an egg pops out?
>>11147234*farts*
>>11146574What's the pump for? I've seen a few of those products, and they're interesting. I'd go for a bigger one, and instead of using silicon eggs which could get lost in you, get one with a mold for gelatin eggs. At least with gelatin you don't have to worry about them getting lost, as they'll dissolve harmlessly over time at body temperature (might make a mess, though). Pump about 7 or 8 of those eggs into you and just lay back and slide them up and around a well lubed colon.
>>11147293Looks like the eggs are pushed up the tube pneumatically, which must make for pretty funny eggy farts afterwards
>>11146730Yeah, it's annoying, especially since I also drink coffee most days and that speeds up the movements and makes the poo less solid. I cope by simply eating it less, and taking psyllium husk most days. But it's getting colder and I tend to eat more spicy food this time of year for the heat and immune system boosts, so I dunno, might be taking butt stuff less often after November, pretty sure that's what I did last year too.
>>11146310>>11146618That's weird, I use the newest updates all the time and I don't think the game has ever crashed for me. It used to be glitchier for me back in the day personally, like battle music playing forever even when going into new screens
>>11146109god, what a perfect looking bussyhole. wish mine would permanently be in that state
>>11146020When the mindgasm finally hits
>>11144781I think most people play the game as a bottom so you can very easily do that
>>11144778I think it's my favorite futa game now. The orc, the bunny and the sorceress are some of the hottest futas I have ever seen in any medium or context. I'm going to get stoned and play it again wearing sissy clothes and have my mind be completely broken for a few hours
>>11147293Okay so I tried one of these out once. Gelatin egg mold and all. It was a fun feeling in the beginning and I stuffed like half a dozen eggs in myself. The big ones from splorch. It's a really interesting full feeling.HOWEVER. They do dissolve in you and when they do they mix with whatever is left in your gut and slowly slide through. The next day I went to fart and it was just a jelly liquid shit that completely wrecked my pants. That was the only time I used it.
>>11146967fat veiny cockgirthy, long but not too long, moderate firmness so you can really feel the poundingthere are recommendations in the faq
>>11144660i sure ami prefer this place though
>>11144657very very based. some people are naturally submissive and breedable butt whores
>>11145537>the anus is not a sex organthat is correctthe prostate, however, is
>>11145543>i used to be weirded out by how so many gay dudes were size queens, but honestly i think i get it nowsame, I love sizing up. similarly, i used to be confused and a little weirded out by chicks who like rape fantasies. lo and behold....i get it
This thread is nice. I am deeply amused at the people changing their diets for butt stuff. I mean I get it. But I'm over here bodybuilding and trying to eat 4k calories a day. The clean out is suffering lol. Currently 223. Aiming for 240.
>>11147373damn dude that sucks
>>11147356Same. The more I let myself get in to the headspace of being a bottom the more I "got" a lot of the things I've scratched my head at from girls.
>>11147384Is what it is homie. "You into fitness? Yeah fitness dick in my ass." Badum tssss
>>11147354Honestly with the rate at which I get anal orgasms and how much I like being pounded hard, I'd have to say my anus is a sex organ
>>11147345Don't forget the prominent head and ridges around it
Showered, shaved and ass is perfectly cleanMy butt session tonight should be incredible, especially thanks to my new maid outfitDon't know if I'll cum within an hour or 3, but either way things will be amazing
>>11147391submission really is true bliss, after all
>>11147433most of my dildos have that as well, it always provides a nice sloppy pop going in and out
>>11147318>Thinks spicy food boosts immune systemFucking retard
>>11146583Nah I don't care about people in China struggling, we need a clear example of where communism is actively fucked up and dogshit
>>11146578U got a hismith frfr?
>>11147505>Thinks spicy food doesn't boosts immune systemTurboautist cope
>>11146020I can get very aroused and cause some minor tinglings by just thinking about getting railed, but nothing like an orgasm. Maybe someday.
>>11147513Essential oils retard gtfo
>>11147509I have one. It's amazing.
>>11147509No I was just in the mood to shitpost so I threw it in the image, someone did buy one a few threads ago though
>>11147517do you think all spicy food is just frank's hot sauce? absolute retard.
Anyone try a dildo on an exercise ball? Gonna try it, but does it work?
I'm still fairly green when it comes to anal stuff, but I just had a great experience with one of those rotating/vibrating plugs on amazon. It had just the right teasing motions to set me off. I was able to cum while holding my cage tight against my body via the straps I use, so it wasn't quite hands-free but was a super fulfilling orgasm, it was like 3-4 back to back.
>>11147563That sounds like it would be fun for about 2 seconds, unless the ball is held in place by floor clamps
>>11147575>3-4 back to backexcellent, another submissive slut joins the ranks. soon you will be completely bored with your dick and become pic related
>>11147532how long do you use it each session?
>>11147509>>11147541that's me, it showed up literally hours ago, i put it together and turned it up to max for a second just thrusting in the air for a lol, the supplied dildo was flopping around hilariouslyi'm very impressed by the build quality, how well it was packaged, and how easy it was to put together, sadly i wont have the time and privacy to use it until the weekend, but then i'll be setting it up and letting it pound me into oblivion, i'll let you all know how it goes
>>11146375I have a full size Bernard from erotic exotics, that thing is my limit with warmup and poppers. When the knot settles inside it's a little uncomfortable. It's a shame I left all my toys except my 2 aneros in storage when I moved away. Might pick them up when I'm back home for Christmas.
>>11147629will this make the schizo freak out about animal abuse again?
>>11147091What's your technique?
>>11147637Idk my filters must be working because I haven't seen anything like that in a long time
>>11147596It was quite the invigorating experience. When I first turned my new plug on, I thought "I don't even need to stroke anymore". Idk how long that feeling will last, but if it can be made permanent I'd be super happy with myself.
>>11145341my gf and I are both bi. she pegs me in a nice sensual way. y'all need to up your standards. if she can't accept all of you, she ain't for you.
>>11147373175 lbs trying to bulk to 185 here, 3k5 kcal a day, it isn't very hard to stay clean if you don't mind eating a bit more volume to include more fiber, I found split peas and mung beans to work really well, also whole grain rice seems to help out, even if it's functionally harder to digest white rice
>>11147665Truth, why would you date someone retarded enough to not understand that you enjoying your ass wrecked with fantasy cock isn't incompatible with a normal relationship
Do you guys think something like this would be worth it and not give me ass cancer?https://a.co/d/ghfC32M
My current biggest toy is 14" circ. Recommend me a bigger one in Europe
>>11147509I got the traveler a while back and it certainly gets the job done in almost any position. My only gripe with it is that the hinge on the suction cup slides too much after repetitive use. Probably a materials issue but also easily fixable.
>>11147563works. its interesting.squishing the ball with your thighs to shove the dildo up your ass, rolling the ball around under you etc.The thing is; gym balls have a lot of give so you can't ride your dildos properly.
>>11147808I do the standard brown rice, chicken and vegetables in large quantities. Along with PROTIEN shakes, oats and yogurt. Like I said it's not terrible. I just got to designate a half hr or so. I don't mind it for the end game. Best of luck on your journey though anon! Strive to be that handsome/ fit lad taking giant dicks.
>>11147373not for butt stuff, but for general health, i cut out all seed oils, and all sugar. my diet is mostly animal fat/protein. and w/o trying, i noticed it cleaned me out good, and never had issues since. (Except when i tried to snack on peanuts, or drink tea. those lead to issues)
>>11147639That's cause your a ddumbfuck animmal abuuse supporter
>>11147858I think that when you buy a bigger toy, the quality matters a lot more. Even if it doesn't cause you any irritation or anything else, it's still probably a poor design, with the wrong firmness, and the wrong texture. I've had Amazon dildos where my super thick J-lube mix would not even stick to it. Like they were aquaphobic or something. I have even hirt myself with a cheap monster dong from Amazon, so I would probably not worth it. But I also don't think one is wprth $200 so I dunno.
>>11148093And you are a faggot on an anime fetishist image board that fixates on anal. What's your point?
>>11143413What's the biggest regret you've bought for anal loving and do you consider yourself a size queen?I spent $350 on a dildo that I thought would bring me to the next level but it was just too big to enjoy. I think I'm a size princess, not a queen.
>>11148128Thanks, I'll spring for something higher quality then.
>>11148149A hiismith ironically. They aren't strong enough to handle my big toys. Large flint, Mr.hankey toys, etc. It was deeply disappointing for as much as I spent on it.
It feels weird asking this question as a man, and I know the thread is drawing to a close, but how do I deal with one nipple being less erect and harder to pinch than the other?
>>11148399You don't, your body is just asymmetrical that way. A lot of women even have breasts that aren't both the same size. Some men's balls aren't quite the same size.
>>11148407So it's normal? Can I still attempt to pinch it?
>>11148423No, it'll fall off
>>11143413i never really considered myself a size queen but i just ordered a few new toys and realized that all the large/xl sizes were smaller than i was looking for. got a big glass ball thing with a cord on it and a 19 inch long depth plug
>>11143413What are the chances of me being biologically incapable of being a buttslut? I cant even feel my prostate and dont enjoy doing buttstuff at all even though mentally im really into it.Ofc I might try to brute force it and buy a giant vibrating butt plug but maybe even that wont work
>>11148536Get high and poke around in your butt till you find it
>>11148541my fingers and small sticks (... yes i used pencils) definitely cant reach it or apply enough pressure
>>11148547You CAN reach it and it doesn't require much pressure, you likely just don't have the mental context to recognize sensations from it. That's why I said get high first.
>>11148547honestly it just sounds like you haven't managed to find a fun spot insidei find it very difficult to use my fingers, but i do really like using this one kinda short dildo, apparently an njoy wand is pretty much peak sex toy for prostate funyou can get glass lookalikes for a fraction of the steel version if buying one is a bridge to far too
are there any brands of poppers that are "safer" than others / is there anything to specifically avoid when buying them?
>>11148592Always go amyl nitrite when possible, next safest is n-butyl nitrite. Avoid isopropyl nitrite. If you want to be cautious, Methylene blue reverses poppers' effects on blood oxygen transport, hence increases safety and reduces after effects when taken within 3-5h before popper use and any time after. NOTE it's a MAO inhibitor so is NOT compatible with a lot of medications, check with a doc if you're on anything else before taking it. You can get it in liquid form from amazon, dose at .5 to 1mg/kg bodyweight
>>11148592If you can get reap amyl that's the best from my experience, I think there are some iso whatever formulas that are known to mess with eyes, if you search around the popper pigs subreddit you can find some info
I just got double fisted less than a year after taking my first fist and my pussy is so sore atm, can't complain tho
Looking for a new toys, I have a small sleipnir, med chance unflared, med rex, small razor. Aneros syn helix v, progasm, njoy, edge2 and osci2. Not enough privacy for a hismith. My faves are the slep and rex, thinking of something for good warmup or try a flared chance. Suction cups would be great. Was even looking at some neotoris too. No idea where to go really.
>>11148705>med chance unflaredxl chance
>>11148705I like my Ridley and Sleipnir medium. I have a large Seraphina which is about the same as the Slep and I just picked up a large crackers (which I hope comes soon).Totally agree that Slep is good, but it depends on what youre comfortable with.
>>11148753I was looking at a couple of those too they do look really good. I really enjoyed the girth and big flat head of slep, I do also like knots a lot, but I prefer knots in Doggystyle and my current place doesn't really have anywhere good for that. As well as I don't get the opportunity to do it all the time so with bigger ones it's hard to stretch that much and like the once a week at most I can do it. That's what I think like the big fat head and something that's easy to wall ride or cowgirl would be best
>>11147638Just relaxing and mild kegels / clenches. Weed and nipple play also.
Does anyone have anything thry like to leave in for a while? I had an aneros that I was able to just wak around and sit with for a while without any trouble, and wonder if anyone has other ideas for things like that.
>>11148790You could try a silicone plug, those tend to be fairly comfy
>>11148820this. i can keep a decently large silicone plug in for a long time so long as it's fairly soft.
>>11148790small knotted dildoLittle offtopic but;Does anyone here have some experience with hair removal creams? whats the best way to prevent skin irritations after use?
>>11148846I use veet sensitive. You kinda have to slather it on but ive never had any skin irritation or burning from it.
>>11148852used it last evening for the first time.Put on single use gloves and slathered it all over my legs, waited about 9 minutes and rubbed it off with a washcloath.Then took a shower. After the shower i put on some skin cream. Today i have some places with irritated skin.Also already have a ton of stubbles again.How long does it work for you?
>>11148852Is it ok around asshole ?
>>11148463>i never really considered myself a size queen>19 inch long depth plug
>>11148318Sell it off and build an OSSM. Very capable DIY fuck machine (or buy it pre built if you aren't a handy person) that is far more capable than a hismith. Probably cheaper too.>>11148149$350 is a lot for a dildo. What was it? I'm not sure what a dong would have to offer before I considered spending that much on one. Warming ejaculatory system maybe?>>11148423>>11148432Heed this anon. I pinched my mini nip too hard and I lost it in the couch somewhere.>>11148547Anon don't put a fucking pencil up your ass. If you INSIST on improvising try like a candlestick.>>11148627>>11148629Where do you get amyl poppers? I don't think anything sold domestically in the US has amyl.>>11148790My njoy stainless plug with some silicone based lube can chill in my ass just about all day.>>11148846I second a small knotted dildo. My zoofur "boxie the fox" is one of my favorite toys for this reason. When its in I can clench my ass a bit and feel it push against just the right spot.
>>11148880Since veet is only removing surface hair, stubble is going to be unavoidable, just like shaving. The only thing that really makes hair thinner and take longer to grow in is waxing and professional treatments.>>11148894I have used it around my asshole, be careful and don't let it sit longer than it needs to and you'll be fine. Try to keep it away from your balls lol. Feet is great for the very top of my ass crack where hair grows in an impossible to shave spot.
>>11148399Nipple suckers/correctors might help. I've used them and they helped my flat tiny boy nips become a little more naturally perky and responsive to my sexual arousal state.
>>11146062Just consider it an option when watching what you eat. There's lots of foods that are good for buttstuff prep just avoid sticking to one singular food everyday
>>11148143Animalabuse is bad mmkay
>>11148318>As much as I spent on itIt's an entry level budget machine and there's lots of info out there on how much weight it can handleDon't be mad you did not research
>>11148592None are safeYou're talking about a drug that blocks your blood's ability to carry oxygenYou OD and you die of lack of oxygenIt's dangerous as fuck
>>11148920i started experimenting with a toothbrush when i was a kid, just kind of ended up here like 15 years later
>>11148922>$350 is a lot for a dildo.Not really, import fees plus shipping plus exchange rates can easily add up to that much. Go look at how much you might need to pay to get a large BD to like, New Zealand or something.
>>11149189Yes they carry risk, some more than others. So does drinking alcohol, getting on a bus and anal play (you can perforate your colon and die of sepsis). Is the risk tolerable for a healthy 100IQ adult? Yes, no less so than the other things I mentioned
>>11149313I wouldn't conflate poppers with alcohol, getting on a bus or anal play, anon. Alcohol is fine as long as you're drinking stuff of reasonable quality (which is all commercially available alcohol in most countries), buses are physically pretty safe, safer than cars even, and anal play is dead fucking simple as long as you don't ram something in without lube in a weird way. Poppers, depending on their quality of manufacture, can just injure you randomly without warning, even moreso in countries where the safer popper chemicals are outlawed or where poppers are outright banned. Just smoke weed or have a bit of alcohol before you do anal. You don't need poppers anyway, they're shit.
>>11149312>shipping dildos to new zealandMy personal hell, I'm considering buying 200 Eurodollars worth of Neotori to tip me over into free international shipping territory
>>11149313>>11149316I think the real trouble stems from them being a bit of a mystery box because they are so pooly regulated, as far as I understand they are typically not very harmful, are not very addictive, and are easily metabolised, but you may not know exactly what you're getting when you breathe them in
>>11149316>>11149347This is a fair point to make regarding anything unregulated, and I won't argue with ones personal appetite for risk. My point was that there's appreciating actual risk and then there's hysteria. For safety and education, I'd like to add that there is a way to identify amyl nitrite specifically, and that's that there is a banana note to the way it smells. This is because it degrades to amyl acetate (synthetic banana flavour) aka "banana oil". A very common synthesis route is through saponifying amyl ester (aka amyl acetate), so if you have amyl nitrite it should contain some amyl acetate either left over from synthesis or because some of it has degraded by the time it gets in your hands. If you do have amyl nitrite, there is a very very low risk that any contaminants from the way it was synthesised if even present are volatile at room temperature, therefore they won't make it into the evaporated fumes.I feel like I should make a poppers safety pamphlet or something for the sticky lol
Thread's re-lubed and ready for use!>>11149432>>11149432>>11149432
>>11149403>I feel like I should make a poppers safety pamphlet or something for the sticky lolthis isn't a bad idea
>>11149313You can't regulate the risk in the same way, fuck your dogshit false equivalence logical fallacy
>>11146329>linux laptop>wine>>11146618>>11147322I think I fixed it somehow by downloading the .jar from the website and running that in java 17, rather than trying to run the linux package (or using java under wine, which just sounded like a hassle)
>>11150782Well AS i said i was running it und er Windows. But later went to bed and was bored.Didn't want to download it again and just copied the win version from my nas to the Linux laptop and tried running it with wine. Worked mostly fine
>>11147644>Idk how long that feeling will last, but if it can be made permanent I'd be super happy with myself.Trust me, it can become permanent much easier than you realize
>>11148852veet is pretty great, sometimes I got irritation when I left it on for too long or tried re-applying before having fully rinsed off the previous load. other methods can be better but this is so much easier I'd say it beats everything except professional waxing or laser. Theres one anon or namefag here or in the cbg/twink threads that pulls his hairs out whole without wax seperately, with apparently more permanent results but that seems like such a hassle and I don't like having it long enough for that to be possible.
>>11151038nta but that sucks because i'm into women
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