Thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayYour deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they? Please let us know, blogposting encouraged!Previous thread >>11143413>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to anal (very detailed, recommended to all butt sluts)https://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>What's the lighter test?It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://youtu.be/9pSzsx3NwIs>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf
>>11149445would be a good additionthere was some discussion of cleaning toys in a recent thread that should also be added imo
after 5 or so years of trying I finally managed to have a hands free anal orgasm last night>reorganizing porn folders and casually fapping>run into my pegging stuff and think about how nice it'd be to have something up my ass>prep and pop in my prostate stimulator and watch all my pegging videos>lay in bed and rock my hips then about 30 minutes cock starts to feel really warm and I cumhonestly quite surprised at how shrimple it was given how long I've been trying at it for
Any technique recommendations for getting DRY orgasms? I have access to an aneros psy, a dildo, an njoy, and a wevibe vector. I can milk my prostate fairly easily but it doesn't really feel pleasurable by itself, it just feels like I'm leaking. Sometimes I get pleasurable tingles or head rushes but they seem very random and inconsistent. And I know everyone says to just ~relax~ and ~enjoy the moment~ but in many multi hour do-nothing/gentle-unfocused-kegels sessions I've never really done anything but spin my wheels and end up needing to pee. Jerking off with stuff in my butt feels nice and so does playing with my nipples, but the latter also never really goes anywhere.
>>11149432>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?Passionate and loving pegging followed by cuddling
getting better at depth and being more aware. I am noticing the head of my mundir and chance popping into my sigmoid more and more.
>>11148753>l seraphinaHow do you like it compared to your slep?
>>11149432>Your deepest, darkest sexual fantasies with analBeing raped by insatiable futasLast thread there was some discussion of things that women do that were confusing, and having rape fantasies is one that was mentioned, and have come to understand this much moreObviously the reality of rape is beyond horrific and painful for the victim, but the version of it that I fantasize about is devoid of all the realities that make it so awful, and naturally I succumb to their sexual prowess and submit to them completely I think I'm my fantasy land they have magical cum or something that changes you permanently too, perhaps it errodes your will to resist gradually, or feminizes you, makes you grow a womb or something like in my doujinsAs for a fantasies more grounded in reality, I think I just fantasize about being pegged by a beautiful woman, or fucked by a beautiful transsexual, but I consider the likelihood of, these remote On a related note I listen to a bit of /fsa/ content occasionally, and I'd probably say rape and incest are the tags I go to first
>>11149714>As for a fantasies more grounded in reality, I think I just fantasize about being pegged by a beautiful womanI have a similar fantasy, where a beautiful goth chick approaches me at a bar and assertively just straight up tells me that she wants to drill my ass with a strap-on. Chance of that happening irl is the same as all corrupt politicians in the world going to jail (0%), but if it ever were to happen, I would instantly submit myself and my rear end to her.
Do any anons know if you can have international packages delivered to a drop off point or location? I don't want any packages showing up at my house.
>>11149761you could always just sign up for a PO box? assuming the seller ships to PO boxes. sellers like squarepeg ship by fedex and give you the option for them to hold it at one of their locations for you to pick up.
>Your deepest, darkest sexual fantasies with analBeing in a glory wall and just getting anonymously bred for hours. Or on a sling. I could probably make this a reality but I know I probably wouldn't last more than a few minutes.
>>11149510Have you tried Mindgasm videos ? You can try without any toy first and with toys later on.
>>11149789What about Nothosaur or Topped toys?
>>11149432>QOTDTo be fisted, plugged, and fucked over a long period until my butt becomes a pussy slit. Internal hemorrhoids are making stretching to that level difficult :( I can take 7.5 in circ / 2.4 in diameter with warmup, but haven't been able to go bigger due to discomfort.Also I'm not sure there is a definitive way to make the "slit" look. Seems like some people simply won't get it.
Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but what's the best way of removing lots of body hair? I've got a ton of hair on my ass/genitals (as well as my legs and torso), and I want to get rid of that because I think it'll make anal play more fun
>>11149857waxing or some sort of electrolysis/professional hair removal.
have i missed mr s leathers fall lube sale or is that usually in November?
>QOTDI want to be blindfolded and gagged, wearing noise-cancelling headphones, and then get strapped to some sort of breeding stand at a party where I then get repeatedly bred by anyone and everyone. Basically the party cumdumpster.
>>11149722>tfw I have no domme goth babe to rail melife isn't even worth living
Noob to anal here, a few days back I got a new toy, a buttplug with a rotating head. It felt great but I overused it and it's hurt the last two days when I insert it so I haven't used it since. What's the best way to train my butt so it can take toys for longer?
>anal seems interesting>Hate shit and shit adjacent thingsI guess it just wasn't meant to be
Anybody else feel like there's a power gap between 10.5" and 12"' circumference toys? It's hard to find them in that size, many toys have that gap between their L and XL sizes>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?anal sex with a horse that's been bred specifically to pleasure humans, he can last much longer than a regular horse and cums huge loads from enormous balls.
>>11149929adequate rest between anal sessions is crucial. taking 4-7 days off after each session is probably ideal if you're a newbie.>>11149932skill issue
>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?I want to be fucked by a Big BLACK COCK while I clean gf's creampied pussy
>>11149882Same, but not gagged so I can make out with all their butts while dry gasming
My anal fantasies are so vanilla I'm embarrassed to post them here. I mostly just want to be able to assgasm so I can spend more time fapping through out the day.
>>11149971Anal sex is just hot...
>>11149971That's not a bad thing to want at all! I do that when I wfh and ita so nice to have little gasms throughout the day
>>11149432>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?moving to a city where the whole city is a red light district in the middle of nowhere and having a job as a public hole
>>11149983forgot image
>>11149432>QotDI'd be fine with never using my dick again if I had a futa gf who would use me like a meat toilet. Even better if she'd feminize me. Pretty similar to this anon. >>11149714I'm pretty sure reading this doujin permanently, altered my brain chemistry.
>>11149985These kind of "Free use" gloryholes are so fucking hot. If I had two wishes, the first would be to make the butt self cleaning and lubricating when aroused, and the second would be to make STD's not real
>>11149932if you're worried about developing a scat fetish its not necessary. Shit tends to get in the way of anal by either blocking it entirely or irritating your gut from being rubbed into the walls by the toy.
>>11149922About an hour ago I saw a beautiful goth chick at a supermarket.God, why must you tempt me so??
>>11149432>QOTDI have a fantasy of travelling in a foreign country, like Japan or something, and being spotted by a group of men for being a cute feminine looking twink, and get kidnapped by them. Then they take me back to their hideout or whatever and give me drugs to both make getting fucked easier, but also immensely more pleasurable. Then during the night, they just keep me drugged while taking turns fucking me while filming, creating like a black market gay porn, while the entire time I'm just overwhelmed by the pleasure, making the ahegao face. Then after the night is over, they just throw me and my stuff out in an alley way, both feeling violated but still incredibly turned on by what just happened. Obviously I don't really want to get raped, but the fantasy of it is super hot.
>>11150081That reminds me of the dojin of some guy who travels to Japan for Comiket dressed as a trap, but he spends all his money and has none for the train back home so he whores himself out to get the cash to come home
>>11150089I think I know the one you're talking about, but I can't remember what it was called. If you find it, please post the name, I'd love to read it again!
>>11150172>>11150089It was a shimakaze cosplayer right? and in the sequel she teams up with another shimakazekun... i think?
>>11149432>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?I keep fantasizing that a woman would convince me into getting tied and pegged and then she'd bring a guy friend in to break in my ass without me knowing when it might happen by blindfolding me each time I'm tied upBasically get turned into an anal whore by a dommy mommy
>>11149794If you get tied up well enough it doesn't matter if you only last a few minutes, you'll have to endure longer
>>11149932Well yeah so do most of the people here
>>11150172>>11150175Here's the collection of Shimakaze works by tha guyhttps://exhentai.org/g/1914184/d507f939ab/?p=1The particular story starts on page 29
>>11149932Yeah, cleaning out can be a bit gross, but honestly I'm getting over it the more I do it, still want to speedrun it every time but I'm committed to doing it right because poo is disgusting and the last thing I want is an accident
>>11149933>Power gapI think the nature of the toy plays a big partI have a toy that's much more firm than my others and even though it's only a little bigger it feels significantly more intense than a comparably sized toyThat said, 12" circumference is getting quite large, maybe things go a bit different at that size
>>11149432>QoTDAnally raping everyone in the thread
>>11149795I have. The techniques feel nice and all but they also rarely go anywhere, even after multi-hour sessions.
>>11150281Daddy no!
>>11150268based and thank you
>QOTD>being a futa's meat toilet>being a party's cum dumpster>fucked by designer horseabsolutely based thread. idk if I have anything that crazy, but actually being fucked by a tentacle would be hot
Am I broken or am I just doing it wrong?>prep for anal>dick at full mast>put dildo in ass>feels incredibly pleasant and enjoyable>dick immediately softens and goes completely limp>refuses to stiffen up even when fondled and strokedIt still feels good, but for the life of me I can simultaneously fuck my ass and stay hard. Is there some sort of trick to this that I'm missing?
>>11150419This happens to me too! I guess you just have to learn how to cum like a girl...
>>11150419>Is there some sort of trick to this that I'm missing?The trick is to focus on the sensations in your prostate instead of the ones in your dick. The goal isn't to induce a penile orgasm. Prostate orgasms are an entirely different thing and aren't reliant on your dick being hard.
>>11149432I'd love to be straped down facing my gf while we both get destroyed by fucking machines
>>11150437I would like this one damn.Any time anyone cums you both go up an inch.
>>11150419Nah it’s common. For me I have to be really in the mood to stay hard. Something about focusing on the prostate instead of your cock does it.
>>11150447How many people he masturbate anally while caged??? It kind of comes with the fetish, you know?
>>11150453I got a cage out of curiosity and I get the appeal but I'm not hugely into it. The cage itself I think is pretty hot but the chastity fetish itself isn't my thing. I use it sometimes for variety but always end up taking it off partway through the session. Some switch may flip in my brain when I get prostate orgasms figured out, but I don't really need it to avoid touching my dick.
>>11150469I like it because it feels like pressure cooking my orgasm, I just cum buckets when locked up
>>11149432About to play w my ass for the first time in a couple weeks. I had what I think was my first prostate gasm and then just sort of stopped wanting to play with my ass? Idk, it was really good but in a way that felt satisfying. Anyone relate?
>>11149843Get a decent sized buttplug (3.5-ish inch diametre neck and a head that is big enough to sit in without feeling like it's going to slip out at any moment. When I started out it wasn't available but nowadays you can get a Topped Toys Mare Maker. Get the 115. Also get a Gape Keeper 116 and a Tail Riser 120.Any of these will probably make it a bit difficult to "walk straight" but with a bit of training you can get to where you will be able to move around. Start by just getting them in. It might take many sessions. Get a strap or make something that will keep it in if you feel the sudden urge to expel it. Now you are ready for the slit training. Put any of the three in (roll a dice, make a rolling schedule, your choice) and strap in securely in. Now go about your day as normal. Don't forget to let it out to have bowel movement (or deep clean before to avoid this problem altogether). For nights, use the GK the same way (strapped in). Every fourth day is rest day, three days you wear either one of the plugs day and night. Other anal adventures are of course encouraged and doesn't count as cheating from wearing the plugs. After about a month you will develop a nice slit. You will probably also become an insatiable butt slut.Do your kegels daily (while being and not being plugged up).
>>11149843the discomfort/internal hems can be handled by a lot of lube. Use a lube syringe or at least something similar and get X lube, and make batches of a couple cups at a time. Warm water, 2dl to 1 cork of x lube, mix with a spoon for a minute, don't worry if it doesn't mix totally, just leave it on a counter overnight and it vecomes a thick gel, easily diluted with water if you like it runnier.) When cleaned out, squirt at least 5tbsp in. Use a small toy to make sure it really gets around and into every nook. Apply a tablespoon onto the toy. Carefully impale yourself onto it. Good job. Now if you got too much lube locked in there, for exmple a full gallon of it, and you don't want to go about your day or sleeping feeling like a freshly fertilized captive in a UFO, expel the toy and the lube. Enough will stay inside you, just reimpale yourself like a good slut and stay stretched and filled out, ready for cock.
>>11150371Why is his cock where his belly button should be??
>>11150419i'm the same. from all the first person accounts i've read here, it seems like a normal thing. i take it as a sign my brain is focusing on my ass rather than my dick, which means i'm doing it right.
>>11150419Just means you're a confirmed subBut really, that's completely normal, it's really difficult to be goal driven when it comes to anal, and while it undoubtedly feels better when you're hard, I found it much easier to just accept whatever my body was doing, and to just try to enjoy the momentWhen using an aneros it's important to focus on the internal feeling, and not your dick, and it's the same when you're using a dildo, allow your body to just do what it does, trust that the feelings of pleasure will take you somewhere, and surrender to those feelingsIt does take some practice, but those feelings of pleasure will lead to a boner and orgasms if you get in the right headspace
>>11149432>>Question of the dayBeing one of the guys who gets fucked by a couple of futas all the time. So that they feminize and turn me into a cute trap anal whore. Like in dodjin.I also wouldn't mind being fucked by big werewolf dicks with a knot
>>11150419idk after i put the dildo in and get it in the right spot my dick is throbbing, and i can't help but jerk off and release a powerful load in seconds, it just feels too good
>>11151015think about how much more intense it gets when you don't touch your dick at alli start oozing precum within a minute or two of having something inside me
>>11151039I manually plucked my pubes with tweezers one summer years ago and was very impressed by the resulting long lasting smoothness, but never again frankly
>>11149432>>Question of the day>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they? Please let us know, blogposting encouraged!Gangbang raped by shemales and futa. Lots of roughness, forced feminization, sissy crossdressing, chastity, BDSM, all of my holes filled, covered in cum, choking and hair pulling and spanking, the works. Total, utter domination. I want to be completely broken, taken and dicked down.
>>11149939based
>>11150388very based
>>11149432>Question of the dayBeing a whoreish Hero in another world with no real permanent bad ends for me and OP protagonist skills like in CoC and my Ideal body. I'll travel across the land slaying and laying with different people, creatures and adventuring with new companions and lovers. Every so often I would offer myself as an meat toilet to fantasy creatures and letting dire wolves and goblins empty their balls in me as I splatter the walls and ground with my seed. I want to drain an entire camp of Orcs and monsters with my hole as they beg me to stop as they surrender and use magical items as onaholes and dildos. I want to lay my enemies so good that they turn good
>>11150268It doesn't open for me. Who is the author? I'll try to find it on another site
play with my ass [Hush] [03:00:00] https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/qtf3tayi
>>11151142Dang too late
>>11149432Hi anal gen, my first time posting here. I'm a very masculine looking guy at 30 y.o. and I don't think I'm attracted to other men but every time I go a few days without fapping my ass feels like it wants to get fucked. 3 days of no fap I can hands free orgasm with 2 fingers and squirt like a girl. I also like to put a chastity cage on for a few days at a time and fuck myself. Am I really just a bottom and never knew it?
>>11149432>>Question of the daymy darkest sexual fantasy is to have no arms and no legs and kept in a box be anal fucked while women watch
>>11151222>3 days of no fap I can hands free orgasm with 2 fingers and squirt like a girl.>Am I really just a bottom and never knew it?Your body is, at the very least. Assuming you're telling the truth I am incredibly envious and likely so are most of the people in this thread.
>>11151251hey, it's me, I'm not lying or exaggerating, after about 10 minutes of rough fingering I start squirting best feeling I've ever had. I went an hour once probably did it 20 times I was screaming like a girl and my towel was drenched. Good thing I live alone. I don't think I could ever go thru it with a guy but thinking about being a bottom makes me quiver. Guys seem ugly to me but pounding my ass by myself especially when I cage myself I feel natural and free.
>>11149432>>Question of the day>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they? Please let us know, blogposting encouraged!powerbottoming a guy, fixate and choke him while doing so. Then laugh at him when he cums early.
>>11151222>>11151259>am i just a bottomsure sounds like italso lots of guys think guys are gross as fuck but still think dicks are hot, sexuality is a fluid concept and i feel that we should all get over trying to label everything sexual all the time, sometimes things just be like it is
>>11151285that's hot thinking I might be a bottom. >also lots of guys think guys are gross as fuck but still think dicks are hotTrue women are nice to look at but when I watch gay porn videos that are close up penis in ass I cum so fast. I guess if I did try a guy it's not like I have to change my personality... also >>11151265this turn me on...
hismith buyer blogpostan 1/?it arrived this week and i've been just losing my mind with horniness thinking about getting plapped by her, finally had time and privacy today to take her for a spinreasons why i bought it>i like thrustingwhen i dildo myself what i enjoy the most, and what makes it easiest for me to come is to absolutely pound my bussy, sometimes it takes a little while to warm up to it, and i have to lie around with a dildo in me while my ass gets used to it, and while i get horny enough, but once i reach that point roughly thrusting my dildo in and out reliably makes me come>i don't want to fuck some random dude, and i dont want a bfi figured that i'd probably, in fact almost certainly, love getting railed by some big bara even though i dont find men sexually attractive because cocks are hot, i think what turns me on when i think about getting fucked is the feeling of submission, however i'm very concerned about std's and also really would prefer to continue presenting straight>i don't want to go to a prostitutegetting fucked by a male prostitute would probably feel pretty good, but i struggle to get excited thinking about it, getting fucked by a hot tranny would be amazing, but where i live, there's very few tranniesthere is the occasional traveling tranny who is hot, but they are few and far between, in fact there's only been one that i liked in my area in the last year of occasionally looking, and she was $1000 per hour, so it really didn't make sense>the machine herselfi bought the standard machine with bluetooth and a few accessories, and it came with a soft realistic dildo that made me feel like a baller because it's smaller than my dickthe dildo is kinda just whatever, but it's nice to have, it's got a nice ridge on the glansi am impressed by the overall build quality and solid feeling of the components, building it and breaking it down are easy and quick, and the controls are really easy to use
>>111513032/?>the machine herself cont.i really like the app control, having tracks that can just run and do things to me that i'm not in charge of is fantastic imo, i thought about giving control over to some stranger like that anon does with his lovense hush, but i was very concerned that you sadists would just pump it up to silly speeds, so i just used a mix of manual controls and premade tracks for my first session>how i used heri reduced her stroke length to just about as little as it could be, and suctioned the included dildo to the suction cup plate that i got as an extrai started out lying on my back on a pile of towels and turned her on to the lowest speed, and honestly at first i was shocked by how intense it felt, i guess i'm just used to being more in control of the in and out motion, but after a little while i got used to the feeling of the dildo plunging in and pulling out, and was able to turn up the speed from 1 to 2, then 2 to 3, each time i turned up the speed it was almost overwhelming, and i had to take multiple breaks where i'd just lie with the dildo in me, then i could go for a bit longereventually i got it in my head that i should try to emulate a prone bone position, with the dildo thrusting down on an angle, so i did that, and was able to take it at slightly higher speeds, i think i got up to about 5 or 6 like thishowever i soon realised that i was being a total bitch, so i loaded up a pre made track and let it just go at my bussy, it started out at roughly the highest speed that i had tried before, but i managed to take it, and as it sped up i was enjoying it more and more, it was very intense though, and i had to stop to take a few breathers, but i restarted the track each time i stopped and i eventually made it to the end of the 6 min track wanting more, i think the fastest speed it reached was about 30and it really did feel goodso i suctioned on a dildo that i really like, it is firmer and has a really prominent glans
>>11149432>qotdbasically the same as everyone here - a rough gangbang with either hung men or hung futas, but with one key aspect changed - if it's going to be total domination, particularly in a group scenario where i'm the centre of attention, it should ideally be a real struggle for me. like no chance of fighting back, completely helpless, no end in sight, it's going to be a really long night etc. it should not really feel "good" for me in the traditional sense - i don't want to be hurt physically or be injured, but it should be extremely tough. my hole should be used to limits i didn't think possible because i've never dared to get there, let alone had the physical energy. i should be getting fucked so hard, fast and deep that i think i'm going to pass out from the intensity. it should "hurt" in that intense way where i'm perfectly lubed, but if i clench, i feel like i'm gonna die. i don't really care much for bondage, but the idea of being strapped into/onto something or held in place is a pretty practical requirement. being held there by the inevitability that many, many tops are going to have to cum is vital to the fantasy for me.i don't want to be a pillow princess, batting my eyelids and being bratty, i want to be a useless piece of fuckmeat getting thrown around. i want to feel like a prisoner, lowlier than a concubine. i feel like this is the only way i can achieve true mindbreak status. if a cock isn't inside me, i want my captors to stuff toys, fingers, random objects and their whole fists in my ass. i don't deserve breaks whatsoever, my hole needs to be constantly destroyed, repeatedly.to divert back in to personal preference, i really love forced intox specifically with weed and poppers. they force me to inhale huge hits from joints and bottle of poppers to keep me drooling, brainless and subservient. i want to forget my own name and be barely coherent the whole time
>>11151313slight amendment on that - i DO want to pass out, a couple of times actually - passing out from getting fucked too hard, then slowly regaining consciousness and realizing it's still happening would be a life-altering experience.
>>11151311you can set power limits for the remote control thing to make remote stuff with strangers easier/saferI don't think the hismith app has a chat during control like lovense though so communication with anons would be hard, letting them know you need to re-lube/reposiiton/etc.
>>11149992sauce??
>>111513033/?>how i used her cont.i went back to prone bone with the bigger firmer dildo in place, and tried out the same track, it built very gradually, and it was magical, maybe the different dildo is what was really doing it for me, but i had several anal orgasms just lying there getting poundedi tried out a different track next, one that was more intense and longer, i just got lost in the moment of being pounded and completely not in control, i could feel the plate plapping against my cheeks, i could feel something rubbing my prostate, and i was just loving every secondi tried turning up the speed all the way to about 60, and though i was absolutely loving every second, a hfo wasn't coming, so i repositioned, back to missionary with the dildo pointed upwards a little bit, i was hoping that the really big other side of the glans would rub against my prostate harder and send me over the edge, and boy did itmy dick got really hard as it pounded away following the second track, and i came, splurting one enormous rope of cum all the way up to me collarbone, which is really unusual for me, my ropes are normally much much smaller, and don't shoot so far, it felt unusual - it was intense but it wasn't the huge release that i was expecting, it was just a continuation of the pleasure i was feeling inside me, but then it started hammering away at me even harder and i came hard, extremely hard, my whole body was tensing up and it was all i could do to just endure it, more ropes of come shot out, but they were back to normal size unfortunatelyeventually i came down, and turned her off, but i was just stuck lying there, feeling this incredible exhaustion, satisfaction, and afterglow, i must have laid there for five minutes just covered in come, eventually it started dribbling down the side of my chest which woke me from my stupor and i got up and cleaned up, my towels were absolutely drenched with lube, i must have used about a cup
>>11151326ahhh, i thought some mechanism for limiting the speed must exist, it wasn't immediately obvious to me and i was extremely horny so i just gave up keki also couldn't see a way to chat, maybe it's hidden in there somewhere, but maybe not, to be fair i didn't have a really good look around >>111513314/? >my honest reactionwell fuck, i just loved it, im actually nursing a semi just writing this all out again and i want to go again, i probably would but the house is only mine for about another hour, so i'm pretty much out of time until tomorrow>things i like1. it fucked me and i came buckets and hard, probably the biggest splooge than i've done in years2. the build quality is pretty nice, it feels very solid, although turning up the speed to max does make it shake a bit when it's on its own, but i think i could just brace it against something heavy if i run into trouble3. the motor was powerful enough to plunge my dildos into me, i really liked this initial penetration, each time i repositioned and added more lube i got the machine to stick her dick in me and then wiggled around to get her hitting the right spots, rather than wiggling all the way on to her dick4. the controls are easy to use, and i really liked the control tracks that were available, and that you could make you own, or even hand control over to someone else5. it was like i was getting fucked, i wasn't fucking myself, she was fucking me, and i was just not in charge at all, a completely different experience>things i don't like1. the app is a bit of a black mystery box, it suffers from modern app design where features are just hidden all over the show, and as anon said, it may not even have 2 way chat for when you give up control, which seems like a pretty big oversight2. the depth of the stroke is set mechanically by an arm and a stud, this is really just a limitation of the general design of these sorts of rotary machines
>>111513485/5>things i don't like cont.2. the depth of the stroke is set mechanically by an arm and a stud, this is really just a limitation of the general design of these sorts of rotary machines, so i'm not exactly upset about this, but it sure would be nice if you could control the depth AND the speed from the remote, not just the speed3. repositioning is a bit of a pain, but then this is just the nature of the beast really, while a person can move around and get into the right position themselves, this kind of machine can really only thrust in and out, again, not something i'm really upset about>overall9/10 would buy againwas cheaper than the escort whom i liked (for just one hour) a whole new kind of experience, one which i absolutely lovedmy bussy feels absolutely USED right now, and i'm still enjoying the memory of how that all feltmaybe some day when i work out the power limit thing for remote play that anon suggested i'll let you /d/egenerates run the controls for a bitand she needs a name, i was thinking of some canonical or even a non canonical futa in honour of the futa thread that's just been closed on /a/ but suggestions are welcome
>>11149992that's abdominal pregnancy by chimosaku, note that there's two of these, pic related is from the sequel, or maybe it's the original idk>>11149992yep
>>11151329oops, mean to reply to you here>>11151358
>>11151348Use xtoys instead of the hismith app, way better, way more patterns
>>11151049Giwtwm
>>11150630That's normal, what are you some kind of low dick haver
>>11151043That's kinda gay
>>11151311You ain't felt nothing yet >Fellow hismith owner who's been to 80%
>>11151107>Who is the author?(C93) [Inariya (Inari)] Haishin! Shimakaze-kun no Heya Soushuuhen (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English] [mysterymeat3, CGrascal, Brolen]Me lazy, typing hard
>>11151386>80%please no, i think i got up to about half way today and that was extreme, i could only handle it for a little bit, and that was with the stroke depth turned right down too
>>11151351Thanks for the review, it makes me really want a Hismith. But I live at home and don't even have a dildo anymore. But when I get the chance, I'll try one
>>11149432>deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with analI want a gf or a femboy, with no sexual experience, and I want their first to be my dick in their assif a woman I might keep this up for a month before finally taking her other virginity, if a cute boy he may as well get a chastity cageI have others of course but this is a start
>>11149432>QOTDnot exactly the freakiest or darkest fantasy, but id like to get a gf/bf from analgen here and we become a cute couple that started with both of our appreciation of anal sex and anything to do with anally pleasing ourselves. I think someone here would be of a similar mindset, we both really enjoy sex, a lot more than the average person. Like we'd both click, since we'd both likely be unconventional and have issues dating normally with most people, so we need to meet via unorthodox ways, like a thread dedicated to helping eachother masturbate anally. I think if I met someone here, odds are we'd be a really cute and strong loving couple. I can dream at least.....
>>11151457cute buttsluts like you are why I come to this thread
>>11151457I wish my gf would peg me... She's just not sex brain like me...
>>11151466Ugh, the pain, my gf barely knows how to get herself to orgasm, let alone another personIn that way she and I are a poor match, but in every other way she's perfectI asked her to peg me and she said no T_T
>>11151471It feels so wrong to think about all that I'm missing out on... I WANT HER TO CALL ME A LITTLE FAGGOT WHILE SHE MAKES ME CUM LIKE A GIRL!! ITS NOT FAIR
>>11151471Maybe you could talk about it? Figure out why she doesn't want to do it and find a compromise. Maybe she has a strange fetish or something.
>>11151057Based
>>11151484This is what I should be doing, she really is a keeper>>11151482I think it's quite rare for two people to truly and completely click sexually, life is all about compromises
>>11151489My girlfriend has a troubled past(rape and stuff(anal of course(it would happen to MY girlfriend))) so shes not good at being sexual... but it really sucks... MY BRAIN IS SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX...I'm too pretty to not be getting stuffed by phallic objects!!! So all i do is drunk/high post on 4chan...
>>11151494You should not be taking relationship or psych advice from 4chan, but...One of the ways traumatic experiences can be treated is to create new memories with better associations. Basically, fuck her in a way she finds pleasurable, so that she stops associating sex with trauma and starts associating it with pleasure.But this is something she should be talking about with a therapist. You are probably not properly equipped to handle digging up her trauma, which can make things worse should you try.
>>11151494honey she needs helpthere is no shame in talking to professionals about this sort of thing, or anything for that matter, but there's a gazillion things that can stop people seeking help, have you raised the possibility of seeing a shrink with her? maybe she just need someone to go with herthat sounds really horrible, doesn't it? but the truth is that none of us, or anyone we know is well equipped to help anyone deal with their trauma, it's a very specific skillset
>>11151509She did start therapy last week but has not scheduled a second appointment... I just feel bad pressuring her into it. because of course my motives are degenerate and evil.
Considering buying a fucking machineHismith seems like a decent brand, anyone got experience with any specific make?
>>11151512i'm glad she's going to get some help on that front, it would be a real shame to live one's life unable to take part in a nearly universal form of joyyou shouldn't feel bad about your motives because you're actually trying to get her to do something for herself reallyand who knows, maybe the world's cruelest and most domineering domme is hidden in there, just searching for a chance to get out
>>11151519There's at least two anons who bought Hismith fucking machines, they both speak quite highly of them
Yesterday I smoked 0.25 g of weed right before my toy session and didn't notice any difference, do I up the dose or am I genetically unable to get an anal high?
>>11151534I haven't achieved the assgasm yet. But i have cum rubbing my cage! So maybe you were just not "horny" enough??
>>11151520;-;You are right... She definitely needs therapy and even if my motives are twisted. In the end it will be good for her. I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO FUCK ME WITH HER BIGGEST BLACKEST DILDO
>>11151398Thanks;3 It would be cool to stream me riding a dildo in a Shimakaze costume. Maybe i should try it
>>11151561do you think the author streamed himself riding BIG dildos during his youth?
>>11151569>>11151569I don't know. But he definitely wanted it. Or to be fucked by a group of his fans.
I think I may have milked my prostate. Was riding my nova, got toward the knot and sat on the base at an angle to push it toward my prostate. Started touching my dick to get a bit toward the orgasm zone but I ended up being able to ejaculate but without that feeling of orgasm. Managed to shoot cum another 5 times after but still without that feeling of orgasm. Half want to start stroking to get that normal feeling and half want to keep hands off since I've been anal only most of this month. Perhaps I got the physical sensation of the prostate orgasm but mental aspect of it was missing?
>>11149432Just getting into anal stuff and wow its different. I cum 1000x faster doing anal then anything else and its a different type of orgasm if you even call it that( like its not comparable to my normal orgasms at all really). Wow my eyes are just like open now why is it so different and why do I cum so fast?
>>11151317My version of this fantasy is being made up girly with a tiny skirt, caged, and left on a public toilet tied up in missionary, with a plug in an a VR headset (with headphones) playing hypnos. The thought of being found and someone just coming up and starting to fuck me without even being able to see who it is is hot.Sounds like you would love boofing some hallucinogens. Poppers and weed is great but they won't melt your reality like that would.
>>11151351It sounds like you would love an OSSM, wish more people knew about it. DIY fuck machine that is pretty affordable, has on demand stroke, depth, speed, patterns. Optional wireless controller, all open source. Good shit.
>>11149857unhairing cream works well and easy for my genital region (and legs, though that wasn't on purpose). Veet has an easy bottle but there used to be a powder form that worked even better and made the newer hairs feel softer but I guess they removed that from stores here. one bottle of veet cleans the whole works 5, 6 times, but maybe 2 or 3 if i tried to do my whole body with it (but not before november or i cant wear shorts on a hot day).
>>11151057kazuma looking awfully breedable
>>11151740u can wear shorts, just say you swim :)
>>11151740>one bottle of veet cleans the whole works 5, 6 times, but maybe 2 or 3 if i tried to do my whole bodyguess i did it wrong then. used about 300/400ml of a veet bottle for all hairs below the waistline.
Bros in my buttsluttery I went ass to mouth but now that post-nut clarity hit I don't feel so good. What do I do? Will I get AIDS? Help me
>Tales of Androgyny has baneposting10/10 game
>>11151986get a deworm
>>11151986Get some mouthwash you're goodAbout to get ready for a fun night myself
>>11151986Probably e.coli.You are gonna have the shits.
>>11151986You'll live. Make sure you're more clean next time so you don't have to worry about it.
Still new to anal stimulation, but last night I cleaned myself properly and then went to town on my ass.However, a slight psychological problem has appeared. Whenever my prostate started to really feel it, despite how amazing it was, I would always stop out of fear that I was about to shit myself, despite that being taken care of beforehand.How do you guys go past that psychological block??
>>11152020i never had this issue, desu
>>11151986You're fine, If you could get sick from going a2m on yourself something would've happened to me by now.>post-nut clarityI found that years of buttsluttery has diminished the effect of this. Eventually you don't care how much of a dirty whore you've been, since you know you'll always come back for more~
>>11152020practice, and being a total autist about cleaningeating a lot of psyllium husk helps
HFWO keeps ending my sessions before they really begin. If I can already cum from internal/no stimulation on my dick will a chastity cage do anything to help? I feel like the pressure of the cage might actually make me finish faster.Do people who can HFWO just push through the post nut clarity?
>>11152114>suffering from successYeah fuck you m8>guys help i come too easilyReally now
>>11152114If you're not able to pretty quickly keep going, then the solution is a partner or a sex machine. I've mostly been under the impression that the refractory period after a HFWO is pretty short, but I'm not there yet so I don't actually know.
>>11151404It's incredible though
>>11151519Hismith machine anon here, ask away
>>11151534Ain't no way you smoked 250mg and ask if your tolerance is high
>>11151665What is that jank ass mount and how big a toy can it handle, looks flimsy af
>>11152155Sure a few questionsIt seems hismiths own attachment system isn't really widely supportedAre there any good toy makers that make toys that attach to their kliklock system or will I just have to rely on the suction cup adapterOn that note is the suction cup adapter any good?
I've been enjoying my bumblehooves but I'm hitting a wall, so to speak.I'd love an equine dildo that's both long and thin enough to help train my sigmoid. Any good options before I grab a chance flop?
>>11151665Well damn I know what my next project is.How does it do with heftier toys??
>>11152123I've been able to cum using just imagination since I was a little kid. It sounds great in theory but in practice it got pretty terrible. When I was younger, dlsite ASMR would make me a twitching, incoherent mess, but now that I finally have a private space I'm so desensitized that I cum in a couple minutes without feeling very good.Holding back keeps me from focusing on my ass and if I don't, I have a mediocre orgasm that kills the session before my prostate really "activates". A big reason I'm into anal is because I'm chasing the high from my prostate that I don't get from my dick anymore. I just wanna feel it in my toes again, it's been years.>>11152133For me a HFWO is the same as a regular WO but I doubt I'm the norm.>partner or a sex machineI really hope those aren't the only answers, I can't justify a decent sex machine right now with how little anal progress I've made, and I'm not really attracted to men. but I'm getting so desperate that trying to find a flesh dildo on tagmap is looking more and more appealing.
>>11152220>I'm not really attracted to menFind bi women who want to peg you
Tab of acid, edibles, 6-APB, a little stims, and an aneros.Listened to https://www.dhammatalks.org/mp3_guidedMed_index.html on my bf's recommendation, and I would recommend going through it to anyone here, whether in the middle of lewd activities or just while idling around.
I just ordered a lovense edge 2. I have a progasm that works okay, and a dildo I don't like because it's too soft and can't get it to rub right. Hope the edge 2 is okay.
>grinding on dildo>dribbling precum>roll on to tummy and start mindlessly thrusting>dick gets hard, then fades a bit, then gets hard again>thrust harder>normally get tired and stop, this time somehow keep going>thrust harder>anal orgasms>thrust harder>feels amazing>feels like something squirts out of my dick>shock>followed by incredible feelings of relief and pleasure >little dribbles of cum all over the towelHad my first ever hfwo today, I expected the feeling of cum shooting out to feel better, but that's a red herring, the real pleasure was inside me all along
>>11152220>flesh dildo on tagmapwe'll be waiting for you, anon
>>11151466got my gf to peg me once but it was too awkward for her. she'll still play with my ass now and then but she's not super into it
>>11152328this is honestly why so many people have trouble achieving it, they expect the orgasm to be so similar to a regular ejaculatory orgasm, but in truth it is a much different feeling. It is much more pleasurable as well, but you need to stop chasing that expected feeling before you can relinquish yourself to the prostate orgasm.
>>11152349Yeah the actual cumming part doesn't feel as good as the process of getting there does. When it comes to anal it truly is about the journey, not the destination.
>>11152355I've had a couple of HFWO from anal and to me it feels quite good, a nice "culmination" to masturbating anally, but I've also had prostate orgasms which blows everything else out of the water. It's way better than the journey of getting there and the journey is amazing. I've not had the "super o" that people talk about though. A regular orgasm feels amazing but I know that there's a precipice you can fall over where it chains together on its own. I've had to walk this balancing act to try to keep it going, which I lose after a bit, but its still amazing on its own.
>>11152349i was certainly very surprised, not unpleasantly, i felt like a massive slut as it happened and it was at one hell of a highi especially liked being able to just keep on goinghonestly i feel like a whole new world is opening up before me, i finally feel like i'm getting in the right headspace, letting my body just respond to the sensations, and just submitting to what is happening to me
Have you ever considered recording before? Getting in touch with nearby anons or some vidmaker you enjpy. doing solo content, ...
>>11152408I recorded myself doing some kinky shit, but I'm way too paranoid to upload anything anywhere. I don't even like namefagging with a nickname online
>>11152408Yes, I've recorded a couple of times how I ride a dildo in an Astolfo costume and cum without hands. But I'm embarrassed to post them because of the quality of the footage..
hismith buyfag blogpostan a bit morewell shitthere's no time but i just want to get her out again and have another go right now, and i may well tomorrow for the third day in a row, i should probably slow down a little, we'll see if i can resisti'm particularly liking prone bone, with her thrusting downwards right on to all the good bits, i turned my favourite dildo upside down so the balls were pointing up and the big glans ridge was rubbing my prostate this time, seemed like an absolute brainwave at the time but i'm sure i'm not the first person to do thisi had several extended anal orgasms and coomed massively all over myself again, i was literally panting and gasping for moments in between before rolling straight into more pleasure that i could barely handle, i tried turning the speed up and had her all the way up to max for a short time once i was deep into this session, and it was incredible, but that was with the stroke length at its minimum, i also tried turning the stroke length up at times, but as i reached about 30% speed with a slightly longer stroke it was becoming hard work just staying on the end of her dick, i'm looking forward to seeing if i can get better at getting fuckedand just in case it's not clear, i cannot recommend a fucking machine enough to anyone reading thisstill looking for a name, was thinking of maybe sylvia>>11151665this is really interesting, they even sell fully made versions for people who don't want to assemble them and 3d print parts>>11152162surely you'd just add weight to hold it in place
>>11152561if you're brave enough to post, literally nobody will care about the quality of the footage except youi'm definitely not brave enough to even film myself
This is a cool thread. I don't wander onto this board very often, so this is my first time seeing this kind of general here. I have some butt toys and I enjoy the sensation, but there's only been one time I've gotten close to a hands-free orgasm and haven't been able to do it since.>riding suction-cup dildo stuck on my dresser, standing with my back facing the dresser>I fell into a trance where I felt convinced a guy was fucking me and I had a phantom sensation that he had his hands on my shoulders>my dick got hard, I was leaking pre, and felt close to cumming>then all of a sudden I snapped out of itI haven't been able to get that to happen again since.
>>11149432has anyone seen something like this online?
>>11152569good for you anon, you must be quite in touch with your body to manage thatstanding and grinding seems to be quite effective from the stories posted here
>>11152572Not THAT good, I've only been able to get into that state the one time and... just now I felt like trying again because of this thread and still can't do it. I just stepped away from my dildo and my butt is still slick with lube. Even though I didn't prep for it, the dildo has no poo residue and there's no odor. My hole is really clean. I feel like I was basically born to bottom even though I still have my butt virginity, lol. I think I'm going to try again. I'm still horny and feel like trying for that prostate/anal orgasm :S
>>11152222Where do I find bi women who want to peg me?
any chastity people here? How does it work when you get hard during anal? i assume it hurts and you have to calm down until you go flaccid again? any other notes on it?
>>11152588Truly has man pondered this question for an eternityThe search for the "hot bi goth babe" who would peg a man into oblivion is the greatest quest undertaken since Arthur's search for the Holy GrailFor if such a babe was found, she could change a man
>>11152593Hot dommy mommy goth girl that dressed me in cute girl outfit sounds like a dream itself.
>>11152592You don't get fully hard after a while in chastity. When doing anal I find I tend to go soft if I don't touch my dick anyway.
Is the package that x-lube comes in recognizable? The guy that works at my apartment’s mail desk is gay and I’m paranoid that he might recognize it. And before you say anything no, he’s nice but really not my type. I wish that they sold it on amazon so I could just use a locker or something.
>>11152603Can you get fully hard again out of chastity or is that permanent? i still need to use it sometimes.
>>11152610Yeah, I don't wear chastity outside my anal sessions really. Can get hard just fine. It's mostly the combination of not using my dick when I'm doing anal and the cage itself stopping the erection from freely occurring. I mean if you watch any porn of guys getting ass fucked you'll see a lot of them go soft when the dick doesn't get used even without a cage.
>>11152607They do sell it on Amazon.
>>11149432>QOTDI wanna be a huge muscular bottom for my bf. Like a complete roided out bubble ass himbo powerbottom. I wanna grab him by the legs and piledriver his dick into me while he squirms and protests unable to escape. We just recently went bare and a real dick is so much more intense than a toy and the experience has not only rearranged my guts but what anal and sex in general could be. I can't however, I'm stuck without roids because a family history of heart problems and my job doesn't really let me get enough rest for even basic bitch natty baby gains.
>>11151313I have no idea if furry is a dealbreaker for you or not, but that whole describtion of your fantasy made me think of this audio I really like where you get gangbanged by a pack of werewolves:https://soundgasm.net/u/hypnofish/The-Breaking-Room-female-voiceIt even has the forced intox thing you mentioned with their musk having pretty much the effects you listed.
>>11152640Furries have given monster fuckers a bad name
>>11152162>>11152192It's actually pretty stable, throw a couple 10 lb weights on the base for heavy toys. This is just one mount tho, the discord has many. There are some real size queens on there that have made wildly ridiculous mounts, but the motor itself can handle it.Plus it's an open source project, should have xtoy support soon.
>>11152738nice, but keep it in secondary links, /d/ is for drawn stuff
>>11152744Oh I feel like an idiot now, thank you
>>11152592step 1) get used to wearing chastity and being aroused in chastity before attempting analstep 2) attempt anal in chastity, continue until uncomfortablestep 3) if you become uncomfortable, take it off but avoid stimulating your dick and finish your anal sessionstep 4) once you can stay aroused in chastity and enjoy anal, enjoy your new found buttslut lifestyle, uncaging is now optional.
Got the day off, so being a degenerate buttslut. Been enjoying the hush more than my edge of latehttps://c.lovense-api.com/t2/byo7i0i0
Milestone(?) reachedDid an entire session, pushing pb's and nearly fisting, soft the whole time. No cageEven cameJust another step further down the butt slut road>QotDto be stretched out so hard that after some rough sex, even trying my best, i cant hold the cum inside, it just dribbles out anywaypic related
Hey all, I’ve been using a toy and a prostate massager for a little over 2 years now but still can’t cum hands-free, any tips? Do I just need to just not cum for a few days or is there a technique for it? For reference, I’m using a 6.5” somewhat thin dildo and a moderately sized prostate massager butt plug.
>>11152565How about Evelyn?Also shared with Evelyn the Futa from CoC2 that pounds your prostate until you cum 10 times.
>>11150419Mine sometimes stays hard, other times it turns into a soft clitty. Both are fine by me.
>>11149432QotdI would like to be for real tentacled, raped, and have it fill my ass up Ovipositor style.
>>11150419I don’t think that necessarily a problem, especially if you still feel a lot of pleasure in your dick some people would even be quite jealous.
>>11152738Wish my butt was this nice ( )( )ԅ(‾‾ԅ)
>>11152619not in the only country that matters…
I lost my Aneros Helix a while ago. Any thoughts on the Aneros Progasm? Any better than a Helix Syn?
>>11152882Doesn't matter very much then does it?
>>11152607>>11152619Speaking as another fag I feel like the average homo wouldn't really recognize X-Lube anyway, you can infer its use from the name but unless he's into fisting or big toys himself it wouldn't really give you away as a fellow buttslut and powdered lubes are uncommon enough that a normie might not even think it's for sexual use.For whatever reason it's not available on Amazon US anymore, I emailed the company asking about it and they never responded. It's still on amazon.ca and other countries so you could try buying it on those and having it shipped, but I haven't tried that. I bought mine from Mr. S Leather along with a toy and it came in a nondescript box from "Jonathan Schroder MSL" which is easily googled by a nosy person but otherwise innocuous-sounding.K-Lube is on Amazon US but marked up a fair bit and it's just a random third party selling it.
>>11152592Chastity shouldn't hurt at all. There will be some discomfort as your dick strains to get hard inside the cage, but that's kinda the whole point. I don't have a ton of experience with both, but whenever I tried anal, my dick went soft without the cage on. I even tried stroking it and that didn't make it very hard.
>>11152921>it wouldn't really give you away as a fellow buttslutAdding to this, reminder that it's totally normal for people our ages to have sex and buy lube. Even if someone sees, they'll at most think you're a sex-haver. Once I started thinking about that, I was able to buy lube in person at my local pharmacy
>>11152826catgirls for domestic ownership this, lolibabas that, but where the fuck are my tentacle monsters
>>11152592I had to throw in the towel on chastity cages. I love wearing them, I absolutely love the feeling of nothing touching or rubbing my dick while I walk around. I love reaching down and feeling hard steel in my hand while my dick feels nothing. The problem I have is if I get a ring that isn't turning my balls purple, once precum, sweat or piss gets in the cage, if my dick gets hard it will just shove the cage out of the way. I can even pull my dick out the top. My dick is pretty long and fat, and my balls are pretty big. I don't know. I tried a plastic one first, but was disappointed when I could see the plastic distorting from my hardon, and then that one got stuck because the lock jammed because my did was too hard. Then I got a metal one, it came with various ring sizes. It worked ok, but in the heat of the moment, I could weasel out of it, the whole point is to not be able to do that. Railing myself in a cage I just lose it. Can't control myself. Maybe I need a salt shaker cage.
>>11152955Try a keyholder or lockbox. Something that'll force you to be unable to unlock for a few hours
>>11152955Go outside. There's no way you'll take it off when you're away from home. Wearing a cage outside, for me at least, makes me more aroused than I'd otherwise be away from home and it feels like you're walking around with a boner that, of course, is being subdued by the cage.
>>11152640wish I could find more audio porn like this. I don't like the logistics of looking at porn while doing buttstuff, but engaging the imagination while listening with some headphones on is pretty great
>>11152985>>>/t/1333211For all your English audio porn needs
>>11152640nice of you to link it, but it has some major no-nos for me. every month or so i spend hours trawling through audio porn trying to find the stuff that would really work on me but i never find anything that hits everything i'm looking for. they always have just enough wrong with them that i break immersion.ultimately proof that you have to commission these things if you want something really perfect for your tastes(also hate to say it but musk is nothing like poppers or weed no matter how hard this author insists they are lol)
the aroma of feces fills the thread
>my edge 2 and hush 2 came in today>unpack both>the hush (2.25") is HUGEguess i just gave myself my first size goal
>>11149432>https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>6. Do NOT fucking stop>7. Relax your rectum and let yourself be violatedTried. Just ended up bleeding profusely.I did notice whilst trying to relax, that my rectum was basically telling me that I wasn't sufficiently lubed.I suppose I should follow a little less of tip 6 and little more of tip 4.
>>11149432I've got a plug in rn, towels on my chair.I have a pink dildo that is too big and i can barely fit it in my mouth and throat. I can fit the head in my ass but it stretches me too much so i need some progress before i mess with that again.I love licking and sucking and frotting my smaller cock against it. I wish i had a big pink bunny boy or futa with a pink cock <3I had a great jerk and fuck with my prostate massager.I fantasize about going to a glory hole and sucking cock and swallowing cum. It would be so hot to suck one to completion, especially if it was quick.
>>11152592I just got done Locktober early since my cage was causing discomfort. I can't wear for very long periods but it's due to chafing of the ring, not pain from erections. When I did get hard in my cage it'd push back on me but wouldn't hurt that badly. During the night however I couldn't sleep through a whole night since my sleep boners would get so strong they'd really hurt. Also like some other anons have said I actually get soft when doing anal. So all in all it doesn't actually cause much issues doing anal and chastity together.
have not been alone at home for monthsthis is killing me, i want to play with my aneros so bad
>>11153096The "do not stop" part is for when you feel like you need to stop thrusting due to an overwhelming amount of pleasure. You absolutely should keep pushing past that pleasure barrier, as you'll continue to feel better and better if you do. The rule does NOT, however, mean that you should keep pushing past pain. Pain is your body's way of saying you need to stop because you're damaging yourself, and you should listen to that signal.
>>11153096>>11153150also use way more lube than you think you need. There shouldn't be very much friction during the thrusting. I find it works a lot more efficiently to squirt the lube directly into you than it does to just coat the dildo. (plus if you use a lot of it with this method, then after your fuck session is done you can push all the lube out and imagine it's cum leaking from your well used hole)
>>11152955Fuck yeah! More Poju
>>11149432Getting tied down to a gyno table or specialized chair and having my prostate milked by a machine until I meet an orgasm quota.
>>11152921>K-Lube is on Amazon US but marked up a fair bit and it's just a random third party selling it.If by "marked up" you mean half the price of Xlube per ounce, then sure. There's no reason to get Xlube if you live in the US.
>>11153051>>11152985If you're weeb enough to learn basic japanese, their voice works are an actual industry and there's a lot of variety of higher quality. Almost every thing I do anal-wise is usually a warm up to a good voice work. Gay works aren't too popular, but there's quite a bit of futa and anal femdom, especially if you like being degraded. You can live your hentai dreams of getting taken to a hotel by horny futanaris and spit roasted. I can't find it now but I even remember a recording of you being claimed as a breeding sow by a bunch of futanari wolf girls where they line up one after the other and take your holes.You do usually have to be pretty used to hentai voices if you want to enjoy everything out there though.
>>11152635Gonna call bullshit homie. Your schedule is what you make it. Is your job holding you hostage for 18!hrs a day? No. It's you wanting to do more. I tell any of my homies who get hyped on the fitness dream the same thing. You have to want it. That means giving up hobby time, friend time, video game time, doom scrolling, until you reach the needed schedule. 7 hrs sleep is reasonable. 1 hr at the gym is needed for what you want. Don't need hard roids, you can run with test cycles to get adequately juicy. Stop making excuses and think of your goals. Be the muscular butt slut you dream to be. I'm holding at 223 right now looking thick as fuck , finishing my fall cycle, and waiting on a xxl weredog knot dildo to come in Wednesday. If I can do it. So can you.
>>11153159I AI'd that pic. Good eye though! I honestly feel bad for posting it.
>>11153211NTA, but I used to have a job with rotating shifts and had 12 hour shifts, sometimes you only have 2 hours of free time a day and you need it to rest. It might not be their case, but it is possible. I'm so glad I quit that shit, now I have so much more time to play with my ass
>>11153158>you can push all the lube out and imagine it's cum leaking from your well used holeSuper hot to do this, especially if you have a mirror set up so you can watch your gaped fuckhole leak.I have a designated plate I use to push out all the leftover lube onto. And I may or may not lick the plate clean of all my lube and ass juice. I need to order some cumlube asap
>>11152708Hey could you plug the discord pls?
I mix my Jlube, real jlube with hot water, and it's so thick and sticky it's unreal. And warm too. The shake it up in a bottle method is shit. Get a small cheapo drill and a tiny mixer attachment and just mix up a grip before any session. I'll never use any other lube.
>>11153313This is the way, I use hot water and about 70% of the recommended amount of water and it's just about perfect, I might even try reducing the amount of water a bit further just to see how sticky it can get
>>11151665Everyone laughed at my home made machine. While I was getting railed by it and cumming buckets. I was pretty proud of this badboy. Laugh all you want. It didn't cost a dime.
Question for you /d/gens,How soon after taking a shit should I douche/enema?
>>11153331Forgot pic somehow. Go ahead and talk shit. It was still free.
>>11153343This is based, I would never talk shit about it.
>>11153346Thanks! I put a Rheostat on it too, so the speed was controllable.
>>11153343>>11153331Why would anyone ever talk shit about this? It's awesome, yeah it's a little bit ghetto but who cares about that?
>>11152408Considered making clips to post on /gif/. The whole "cum as soon as something's in my ass" thing could make for some nice videos. >>11152329>10 minutes away
>>11153389Last time I posted it here, it was a fucking bloodbath. Made me feel so bad I went into my room and fucked my ass for a couple hours with it.
>>11153272>order some cumlubejust make some yourself with xlube and titanium dioxide
>>11153413Or just mix the powder thick with a mixer a lot. It's like taffy, the more you mix, the whiter it gets. I went to Hobby Lobby and bought a little brass rail that I bent into the perfect sized mixer blade.What happened to Jlube? I noticed the bottle said "fisting lube" but my bottles are for veterinary use... Did something change? I bought a shitload of bottles back in the day.
>>11153406Were you always that sensitive to anal stimulation? Do you think it's mostly mental maybe? You're envied by most of the thread I'm sure.
>>11152408Imo unless you're totally ok with everyone you know and care about witnessing you riding a big ol rubber cock and cumming your brains out, I would not film. I haven't filmed any of my jerk sessions, or my fucking girls straight sessions... Well, I take that back, I did cam myself fucking my ex in her ass while she was in a schoolgirl outfit when she was 17... I still have that film. And I haven't taken a pic of myself or filmed myself fucki g a rubber dick or otherwise. It's insane to me to do that unless you just want everyone to see you one day. I dont.
>>11153433And by cam, I mean a camcorder onto VHS. Not like a cell cam.
I couldn't imagine openly posting me being an anal only slut for the world to see...
>>11153413>>11153416My x-lube always starts clear but turns white by the time I'm done with my session. Probably gets mixed up while inside from the dildo.
>>11153443Sexy.
>>11149432>>11149432Be driven out to an airbnb in the middle of nowhere while being caged/plugged with a spike 90, then proceeding to have an mdma-fueled weekend getting my hole obliterated and dominated while in latex by 12"+ long and 3" wide dildos. Finally orgasming in subspace over and over again with some popper use would be nice, been trying to get some going from the second ring and my larger toys.
Been trying to achieve a prostate orgasm, or at least ejaculating just from playing with my prostate only, for some time now. I'll even go up to 2 weeks without cuming just to make sure it's pent up enough. So far I've not been able too. I feel like I'm constantly on the verge of cuming, but no matter how much longer it takes and how much I keep at it, not stopping, I just can't make it past that final hurdle. I just can't push past it. I'll fight the urge like crazy to grab my dick and just jerk it out. Eventually, though, I will give in to that urge and fap it out.Probably not much to say on it, but any suggestions on what might help out.On the bright side, all the prostate play makes it where when I do cum, I'll cum an insane amount. It's a lot more than usual and even more than a 2 week no cum period, and it's far more intense than just a normal jerk and cum. Plus, I normally have a low refractory period so I can usually cum twice before I so soft, but with prostate play I can cum 3, 4, even up to 5 times before my dicks finally had enough.On a side note, are there any good vibrators that can target the prostate directly? Been thinking about that. I normally have just been using an njoy pure wand.
>>11150590thats a thousand dollars on toys you unhinged psycho
>>11153447NTA but do you not have a job? I'm eying up pic related (the flight stick) and that alone is near that much, it doesn't matter because I'm an adult with a stable job and I'm able to save for it.
>>11153446Managed to have my first hands free wet orgasm today, but not quite a prostate orgasm. Also used an njoy.Some advice since our situation could be similar.I used a tip from Regdude's Technical guide in the op, to focus on the top part of the prostate. So if you usually try to sort of swipe over the whole prostate, or maybe prod at the center, try to focus on the top part, maybe even a bit over it pushing down onto it. Putting pressure at the top part also wasn't uncomfortable since the prostate will sort of squish downwards, and it's not taking all of the force by itself.Today, being a bit frustrated, I also used more pressure than I've tried before... and I guess I've just been a pussy all this time because suddenly the prostates existence got crystal fucking clear by the pleasurable response I got. At that point I didn't even have to move the njoy, I just held the pressure constant and the orgasm quickly progressed on its own.If you care, I used the small end and was laying on my side.
>>11153462Are you going to have a massive plug in your pucker while you play your Space/flying games?On another note, does anyone have any actual useful tricks for better ass play? I have one... If you only eat breakfast for a few days, and play with your ass at night, you won't need to prep at all, no gross poo in the way, you're just free to have at it. When I did the majority of my ass play I was only eating breakfast. Then you only have bowel movements in the morning, leaving your afternoons, evenings, and nights a free for all.I'll tell you what. Nothing beats getting the urge and just cramming a dildo in there without any worry of any gross surprises. It's like having a pussy almost.
>>11153476Maybe, anon. Maybe. On a completely unrelated note a Chance in medium feels absolutely amazing when your RWR goes off with 5 active missiles in DCS. Really shows you the meaning of pucker factor.
>>11153192It's more expensive on Amazon than it is from other US suppliers like Mr. S Leather without factoring in shipping. I also don't know if the 200g of K-Lube actually makes more lube of similar quality as 100g of X-Lube because both are advertised as making 20 liters of lube per bottle. K-Lube has (undisclosed) preservatives added whereas X is just pure PEO
>>11153446For me I discovered it's primarily speed and intensity (in addition to depth and angle). I got a fucking machine and at very high speeds with a decent stroke length I can cum multiple times in quick succession. I don't even get hard, it just spurts out.>>11152565I'm basically this guy. hismith changed everything.>>11152169Buy the vac-u-lock to klik-lok adapter. Most high-end dildos like Bad Dragon, Hankeys, Topped toys, etc... all have vac-u-lock options. I hate the suction cup adapter, no matter how good the suction is it ends up coming loose anyway at some point.
Just got the gyr8torLot of people in this general recommended it a while agoAnyone used one? What am I in for?I don't normally go for vibrators but the rotation seemed interesting
>>11153428It's not even anal. I can get off with my mind pretty quick if I'm horny.Blogposting a bit, but I started gooning before puberty let me orgasm so I edged for hours to my imagination or smut for a few years. I got really degenerate with it and now even precum flowing can push me over. Can't tell if it's mental or physical anymore. It sounds great, and it made for some mind-melting degen stories, but it broke me over time. I figured out involuntary PC contraction on my own many years ago but now it just ends in a subpar orgasm. Everything does. The biggest hill in anal is leaving a regular orgasm mindset. But if I lose focus on my penis, I cum before my prostate activates, so anal feels more like holding back a sneeze than drowning in pleasure. In the last 6 years I've probably had over 500 orgasms from anal and I can count on my hands the number of times my prostate was really involved. I usually feel more disappointment than pleasure, so slowly starting to feel it after all this time is making me desperate for something like >>11152328.
>>11153310discord dot gg/JfuhkFtj
>>11153406Where can I post them? I guess I'll try
>>11153462Hey space flight anon, what’re your thoughts on the vkb flight sticks?
>>11149432>QotdPlenty: being in one of those free use wall; feminization via anal orgasm; in a date where my partner occasionally tease me with a vibe up my ass; wringing someone dry in a cosplay; tentacle rape; orgasm upon insertion;>>11152408Sometimes when I'm in the mood, I do. I wanna try recording in front of a mirror with proper camerawork and cosplay too, once I'm able to.>getting in touch with nearby anons or some vidmaker you enjoyIf they weren't impossible to find in this SEA shithole. >solo contentRead above. But I don't think I'm supposed to post it without doing something about obvious body marks.
This is all your fault>be me>repressed fag, or I don't know, maybe just partially gay>have fingered myself a little before>like it>find this thread>buy dildo and fuck myself silly>want to get fucked for real>dilly dally, very nervous>don't want to >want to>finally make grindr, mention that I want to try getting fucked for the first time>literally inundated with dick pics from old men>one guy messages me asking if I'll just chill out with him and be bros>a breath of fresh air>his profile makes it clear that he's here to fuck>go along anyway>clean myself out just in case>meet up at this place, small studio>it's nice, he's nice, kinda just a normal looking dude, kinda tall, kinda broad>we watch the new konosuba, get high, and bro out >having a great time>at some point we moved closer together on the couch, I'm almost touching him>he moves and his hand brushes my arm>electricity.wav>for the briefest second I wish he had his arm around me>he seems to read my mind>does the ol yawn and stretch>his arm is around me>I shiver a little, blushing like a schoolgirl>still really high, just lean in and snuggle a bit>he smells nice, like soap>boner activated>not now little anon please>he notices my discomfort>asks if I'm alright>I have to pretend I don't have a raging hard on>he pulls me in closer>then his hand is slowly rubbing my side>I'm shivering all over>he kisses my neck>I pull back>he asks if I'm okay>notices my boner>pulls me back towards him>this time he kisses my neck more>his hands are massaging my body>one hand is high up my thigh>he squeezes and I must have gasped >he takes the opportunity to kiss me right on the mouth >he's rough, I feel almost scared, but also extremely turned on>wasn't expecting that>deer in headlights>he asks if I'm alright again>kisses my neck more>I ask him to kiss me more>he pulls me up so I'm straddling his waist>kinda uncomfortable but really turned on
>>11153607>he's rocking me back and forth in his lap as we make out >I can feel his dick through his pants>Almost feel the heat of it>we rub our bodies together like this for a little while>he stands up, picking me up>I'm shocked, but hold on to his shoulders>he puts me on his bed and is crouching over me>my pants are being pulled down>my dick is out>he's kissing my stomach and rubbing me>proceeds to give me a 10/10 blowjob>didn't expect to think a man sucking my dick would turn me on>I'm close>he stops and gets off me>I moan>I open my eyes to see he's naked, he looks taller and bigger than before>he is stroking his hard dick >tells me that I'm being a good boy>tells me that good boys like sucking dick>brings his dick closer to my face>I was captured by some kind of power >I lean forward and gingerly lick his dick>i twitches>I spend the next ten minutes just playing with his dick, try putting it in my mouth but it won't fit>he seems to like it>he's rock hard at this point>the dick pulls away from my face>rough hands and rolling me over, spreading my cheeks>suddenly there's something wet on my asshole, it's weird, but I like it>then there's a finger on it, then in it>I'm moaning, it feels unbelievably good, I'm pushing my hips upwards to meet him>another hand massages my throbbing dick>he tells me I'm leaking precum>asks me if I want him to fuck me>I can't say yes fast enough>hands me a condom, I rip it open like a whore>he's instantly on top of me, pinning me>he takes the condom from my hand>I gasp as I feel something touching my asshole >discomfort>pressure>almost pain>then he's inside>he's holding me down>languidly pushing into me>all the way in>I'm almost cumming, body is shivering, breath is short>he starts giving it to me>it's amazing, way better than a dildo >love every second, hope it never ends>can feel his breath on my neck>he fucks me slowly for a long while
>>11153611>been going for ages>how hasn't he cummed yet>fucking turns to pounding>absolutely no mercy>I'm spasming under him, under his relentless pounding>feel like I can't take it >he just keeps going>what the fuck>his breathing is ragged, he's surely exhausted>he starts going even harder>feel like I'm going to die>making noises like an angry mule>something is coming>the pounding doesn't let up>sudden orgasmic feeling inside>hot feeling inside>bliss>feel it in my whole body>realise this motherfucker just fucked me to a prostate orgasm>he's still going>want it to end>don't want it to end >I'm exhausted but on cloud nine>finally, after what feels like an age he stops and grunts, can feel his dick twitching>pulls out gently>collapses on top of me>we both just lie there>I've had more orgasms than I can count and just pass out>come to a while later, he's spooning me (cute)>dried lube everywhere >have the most awful post nut clarity>existential dread >he wakes up>omg hi>apologises for fucking me so hard>says he's on antidepressants and really struggles to cum>tells me he was determined to cum in me>I tell him that it was the single best sexual experience I've ever had (the truth)>tell him I'll need him to keep taking those pills>he sucks me off until I cum in his mouth and then fetches me a bowl of cerealI guess I'm gay now, seeing him again in a few days, fuck you guys, and thank youI've never been able to get myself to a prostate orgasm by myself, it really is behind a wall
>>11153343Must be noisy as fuck
>>11153443Ayo same, why it do this
>>11153607>>11153611>>11153613Didn't ask
>>11153446lately i've been using the eclipse roller ball probe. it's relatively inexpensive and at first i thought it was kind of weak but i've noticed that my prostate responds to it better than my lovense edge. in comparison, it feels like the edge is almost too powerful, like it's jackhammering the life out of my prostate. that's my recommendation.
>>11153613I'm not gay, but...
>>11153462haha, yeah, no.paying a thousand in 4 pounds of silicone is peak mental illness, no way around it, anon
>>11153607>>11153611>>11153613didn't ask, but jerked off to it and considered downloading grindr
>>11153651Just download hinge and look for an adult that's also looking for a relationship and not have to deal with the pump and dump bums like anon had to wade through
>>11153613Get him some tadalafil off alldaychemist
>>11153648You could say that about any hobby, actually. Buying a nearly 1K USD flight stick just to play nerdy video games is peak mental illness. Just because you can put it into words doesn't make it true. You generally learn this around like 3 years old IIRC.
>>11153673>become acquittances with a few local gays>They all have HIV>make okcupid profile>very few local men and they're all older fat>only people I'd be interested in are 100's of miles awayGoing gay sounds nice in my head but reality it seems just as terrible as being straight. A hismith and a doll is probably my future if I ever get the priacy and the funds.
>>11153729That's why they call it dating, you're not going to find what you're looking for if you give up and certainly not if you're only looking in the worst places possible. 'S why I recommend hinge over okc. In fact I'd recommend anything over okcAnd this is the part where you admit to not having a driver's license
>>11153759I suppose you have a point. Maybe I try to clean up more and try out hinge.>drivers licenseI do but admittedly my main hangup is being a 28 year old virgin that's never even been on a date.
>>11153776Never too late for your first
>>11153692lol touch grass fartwad in no way a flight stick is comparable to dumbfucking chunks of silicone asswipeplaying videogames =/= gooning 24/7it seems porn has made your brain into mush dingleberry
>>11153818I don't like saying this but you sound like a poorfag. 1K USD is not at all a "mental illness tier" purchase if you have anything past a minimum wage job. It's a lot, but it's not exceptional, especially when it's for (as that anon stated) like 4 separate products. I'd agree with you if he was proposing 1K USD on a single dildo, that'd be fucking insane.
>>11153824ah yes. I am the poorfag. you will never question the fucking business that charges 250 dollars for about 20 dollars of silicone and maybe 10 of labor, will you, shill?
>>11153831Honestly anon if you think quality control, labor, production, etc at the scale BD or Hankeys operates at is that cheap, go and start your own competitor. Surely it'd be a cakewalk, right? Surely you wouldn't be like those dudes on Etsy moving maybe two units a month, right?
>>11153776Have patience and be ready to go on at least one date with a different guy a week and be as open to saying yes as you are at discriminating and saying no
>>11153831>price should be a function of input onlyliterally communism
>>11153776I believe in u anon, getting yourself out there in whatever capacity is quite awful at times, I had to kiss a lot of frogs on tinder before I found my girlfriend
>>11153482Speaking from experience, you need the same amount of powder for the same amount/consistency of lube, so K is indeed half the price. Pretty sure they use the same molecular weight PEG.Also whatever preservative they put in there seems to make it mix significantly easier.
>>11149432>Your deepest, darkest, sexual fantasies with anal, what are they?I'd love a boyfriend who'd be fine with me administering him enemas beforehand. I swear to god I'm not into the scat part but I just love the embarrassing and uncomfortable nature of it and I really enjoy the medical type scenes and play. Also wearing and using a giant strap-on seems super hot even though I'm a guy with a penis. Sorry, I can't help it that I'm into weird stuff
>>11153446it's different for everyone, just gotta keep trying, and work out what works for youfor example i dont really love gentle grinding and rubbing, what gives me prostate orgasms is rough thrusting with a firm dildo, that is after a bit of warmup, of course, can't just jump straight into maximum intensity buttsexthe technical guide had what turned out to be good advice for me, it said that i had to keep going beyond what i thought i could handle and that was the trick that did it for me in the end, i had to find a way for me to fuck myself for longer and harder, for me that was half getting in better shape, and half finding a solid mount for my dildo, kneeling in a way that was comfortable so i could go longer, and holding on while i fucked myself hard like that video of kasia on her blue dildoi have a lot more sympathy for women and their orgasmic woes ever since i started trying to coom with my ass, it took quite a while for me to be able to orgasm reliably, i had always thought women were drama queens about how hard it was for them to cum but i get it now
>>11153491face down ass up, and just let it do it's thing inside of you, it's pretty fun
>>11153462>PicrelAre you going to shove it up your ass?
>>11153607>>11153611>>11153613:3Yay for the fun new horizons!Him taking the dick away just as you're getting to know it was my fav part. I would've just followed it hungrily ~
Gonna have this up until the battery dies. If it says the link isn't active, its just on the mandatory 30s cooldownhttps://c.lovense-api.com/t2/833znggo
>>11154100Ah fuck I'm too late somehow?
>>11149857I see this asked alot and im yet to see anyone suggesting getting an Epilator. Theyre relatively cheap and the one I bought (braun silk epil 3) comes with an electric shaving head with both a foil and standard shaver on it (funnily enough its become my main tool for shaving my face now too). Its basically the same concept as waxing or tweezing the hairs but in the form of a handheld spinning tweezer head that quickly grabs and plucks out hairs as you roll it over skin. Fyi it hurts like a bitch the first few times, but your body gets used to the pain after a few minutes into a session. Depending on the hair it might bleed slightly or leave a bunch of little red dots where the hairs were ripped out so I always make sure to moisturize everything after. If you want to do your whole body it takes me like an hour and a half to two and I ususally do it after I get out of the shower to soften the hair follicles. But its MUCH better then shaving when it comes to both smoothness and how long it lasts until noticable stubble appears. If you can stomach the pain and the time it takes every few weeks id absolutely recommend it over depilatory products like veet since an epilator will actually remove the hair from the follicle like waxing does (unlike shaving or veet).
>>11154133Man I wish waxing didn't give me absolutely wild ingrowns. The one time I tried waxing my legs, I think literally half the new hairs needed to get individually addressed or they were going to quickly get bad.
>>11154133Epilators are very effective, and they are really only awful the first time or maybe two, because you're removing fully grown hairs those first few times. Removing young thin hairs with smaller roots is much less painful. You could alternatively get waxed to remove the fully grown hairs and then maintain it with an epilatorHonestly thinking about laser hair removal personally, for the price of a few nice dildos I could get my whole body done over a few sessions
>>11154133There was an anon a while ago that bought an IPL device and they said they were seeing really good results after a couple weeks. It's probably a lot more expensive, but for much less pain and longer lasting results, it seems worth it.
Sometimes I want to do anal because I'm horny and sometimes its just because I have the opportunity. I really have to get better at NOT doing a session when it's the latter, because those are always just bleh.
>>11154166Do you not just live your entire life horny and thinking about anal? Is that just me?
>>11154172My sex drive follows along with my depression. Depressive wave means I get horny maybe once a week.
>>11154137Oh man, I don't even play around anymore. The most I'll do is just take a shaver to it. I bought a pet shaver for my cat, and it works great to avoid ingrown hairs. But I'll still get a few. I made the mistake of using a razor all over my nethers, and holy shit, it was the second worse decision I ever made when it came to hair removal. The worst decision I ever made was to get high and drunk, and lather myself with nair. I fucked up and lost track of time. When I went to wipe the hair off my balls, like 10 layers of skin just came with. My balls were a giant scab for months. Then the ingrown hairs started... It sucks having thin hair. I was going to try a lot of different things, but the idea of ingrown hairs is so frightening to me, I am too scared to try anything that will allow the hair to grow back. I don't even want to be hairless. Just hairless on my ass, my thighs, and a trim on the pubes is all I want.
>>11154157expensive up front, but to be fair, people pay exorbitant amounts of money to receive ipl treatment at salons, so if you were going to go the ipl route buying your own machine is surely the way to go
>>11154181>When I went to wipe the hair off my balls, like 10 layers of skin just came with. My balls were a giant scab for months.Alright this is making the raw spots I got on my junk from magic shaving powder seem tame. My condolences to your scrote, dawg.As far as I know, electrolysis treatment is basically permanent because it straight-up kills the follicle. The only hair you'll see again is the surprise "you're older now" new patches of hair that the body sometimes likes to sprout. There's just no way in hell I'm going to have a stranger zap my pubes one by one.
am I the only one that starts giggling when they're having a good session?Jerking off gives me a sense of relief even when I'm edging, but getting fucked good makes me smile and giggle.
>>11154201I wiggle my legs and feet. If I'm on my back with my legs up my feet start shaking then do this back and forth fluttering thing if I'm close or feeling really good.
>>11154037What do you think the direct force feedback is for?
>>11153838>>11153849honestly anon, paid shills will never be detractors of the brand that pays them to promote it
>>11149794I've humored the idea in my head of a legitimate establishment that has glory walls/holes. In this entirely fictitious scenario, the clients would all be tested to ensure everyone is clean and there would be ample security on duty to sure nobody is too rough and everyone is kept safe. I'd imagine pricing for entry would be dynamic, depending entirely on supply and demand. If bottoms were vastly outnumbering tops, tops would get a discount to encourage more tops to come in. If it were the opposite (too many tops), bottoms would get a discount.It would be really neat.
>>11154133Thanks for the reply, I might try that. You mention the first time being really painful, should I give myself a preliminary fully body save and then go over again with the epilator? I have this really disgusting long body hairs, especially around my nipples. What about my dick, is it safe to use the epilator (epilate) that?Thanks again
>>11154338NTA, I'd shave and wait a couple days for the hairs to regrow just enough for the epilator to grab them. Won't save you from any of the initial pain at all. (Or get waxed then maintain with an epilator) And I wouldn't stick it near dick or balls, honestly nipples as well, I just go around my nips with tweezers plucking hairs away, and do a smooth shave for my junk. Also remember to exfoliate (to minimize ingrown hairs) and moisturize
>>11154201It's the sign you're a real girl now
>>11154201[spoiler]That happens when you take HRT[/spoiler]anyway have you been eating plenty of phytoestrogens
>>11149432Is it normal to be constipated the day after an anal session?
>>11152913I have both and they are very different. The Helix is more subtle and gentle, the Progasm is my big boy, it gives a fullness feeling and is more pushy on my prostate. Easy Os.
>>11154338>>11154379 is broadly what I wouldve told you, but I disagree with their take on epilating near the nips. I use it on my nipple hair which is actually thicker and darker then most of my body hair, and its surprisingly not as painful as you'd expect. The results are very good in my personal experience. I will agree with them on not sticking it near your D&B though. Thats far too risky and I cant personally recommend it. Main things are just to remember to Moisturize the skin you epililated after, and that you exfoliate the skin (especially your legs if you sit alot) to try and curb most ingrown hairs.
>>11154379>>11154574Thanks again. I fucking hate being hairy so much. It's just such a hassle
>>11154574>>11154592god it feels good to be an almost naturally hairless twink, I already hate removing the little hair I have, I can't imagine what you poor fuckers have to go through.
yo what about the ball hair tho?
You could simply go over your groin with an electric trimmer. It'll be fast, efficient, and the short hairs you'll be left with will leave the area feeling smooth and it'll basically look shaved (if you don't have really dark hair)...However, going the extra mile and meticulously shaving and plucking hairs is perfection. It's a status symbol. You are the ideal bottom who is high worth and any top should be proud to lay with you.
>>11154647do not epilate the ball hair
>>11154647I just shave my balls with a regular gillette razor and I have no issues with any ingrown hairs or cuts or anything. I think eventually your skin gets used to being shaved and wont get irritated like it does when you first start it.
>>11154481Not really, a day after I clean myself out I'm normally back to pooping normally
>>11154708I do this too and you're right. When I started manscaping I used to get some irritation but now there's none.
>>11154604REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's not fucking fair! I'm not even tall! I'm short AND hairy! This is racism!!!
>>11154481No, usually it's really easy the next day because of any leftover lube internally
>>11154481If you're worried about constipation (and you should be if it ever starts happening), you should have some 2-in-1 laxative+stool softener pills on hand. It only costs like $3 for a bottle of them.
>>11154201I like to stand on my tippy toes. I moan like a bitch and make all sorts of noises. But when I have straight sex I'm as silent as church mouse.
>>11154893A huge part of bottom-pleasure are the mental aspect of it and it's great that you do those things :)
What's the rundown on electric razors vs disposable ones? I have an electric I use, but sometimes I feel like it's seriously under-powered. I actually have a lot of shaving-related questions, is this the right thread for that or is there a better one?>>11154893>But when I have straight sex I'm as silent as church mouse.You should try making noise during this too, I hear girls like it (and it feels good)
>>11154893I used to be like that with my first gf, then with my second I was moaning like a bitch in heat and she used to tell me that she loved hearing it. Just get nasty with it, whether you're hooking up with a guy or a girl, it's better for everyone involved I think.
>>11154908I'd say shaving stuff can be anal-adjacent, people ask questions here about hair removal all the time.>What's the rundown on electric razors vs disposable ones?Electric ones are getting quite good, I have a philips oneblade that is amazing considering the price of it and I've never cut myself with it. It never gets it smooth enough when compared with disposable razors though. In my experience, there's always some kind of a drawback with every kind of hair removal method. >disposable razorsGet very close and creates a smooth feel but hair grows back quickly, can cut your skin if you're not careful, and replacement blades can get expensive>Electric razorsGood for a quick job, pretty safe as long as you get a good kind, doesn't make your skin as smooth as you might like>depilatory cream good for removing hair relatively easily, lower cost, though you need a lot of it if you have a lot of hair and it smells weird and can burn your skin if you are not careful. Not ideal for around sensitive areas, but YMMV>Epilator devicesWorks relatively well and machines can be pretty cheap, but hurts like a bitch if you're not used to it and can make you bleed. Essentially a bunch of tweezers yanking hair out, so can be very painful around sensitive areas>IPLWorks great if you have the right skin tone and hair tone but can be expensive up front. However, effects are much much longer lasting.>Laser hair removalI think there are devices that are coming out now where you can use them at home, but also very expensive. Otherwise you can go to a clinic, which can be embarrassing for some, though works great and fast and in most cases can be permanent if thats what you wantI'm sure I'm forgetting some, but those are probably the most common methods. I usually use my electric trimmer and razor, but I'd like to get an IPL device, I just need to save up for it.
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>>11154908>picWHY ARE COCKS SO HOT GOD DAMMIT
>>11154965this one is so well lubed tho
>>11153893X lube makes more, I've tested both
>>11154965Where retard
>>11154975someone has to make it baka desu
>>11154988I WANT MY PROSTATE MILKED
any reccomendations for a good knotted dildo that isn't super detailed and textured?
>>11155007Bad dragon razor is what I use for a smooth knotted feel
What are the ingredients I should avoid if I don't want any desensitising or sensitising stuff in my lube? Other things to look out for as well I guess. Thanks.
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>>11155148Doesn't mention what the numbing agents are called also doesn't mention alcohol added like methyl-whatever. I wish j-lube or x-lube sold smaller amounts or I'd just buy that.
>>11155165It offers very clear advice where lube is concerned
>>11149843>hemorrhoidsHow do you get rid of them?I think I've had an itchy hole for months now, but it comes and goes and has been this way since I was a kid. Though this time around it's really lasting for a while. Is there anything to do to get rid of this shit?
>>11154493different anon wishing I'd have read that before placing my order, since pros are even on sale rn
>>11155285>itchy holehow are you cleaning after going? if you're using just TP or wipes you've gotta take the bidet pill. have to be getting fiber too if you spend a lot of time wiping. if you have itchiness but not pain, bleeding or a visible fissure/hem then it could be residue from too-soft stools.if possible sitz baths with just warm water or a quick rinse with a detachable showerhead are good as well. >>11155165try slippery stuff gel, it's not as good value as powdered lubes but it's one of the cheapest bottled lubes and has an extremely short ingredient list. it's used very commonly by pelvic floor therapists.
>>11154923Thanks for the detailed reply. When I shave, I don't do any before or after work. I just go straight into it, electric razor on body in the shower, than take a shower afterwords. Is that how most people do it?
please give me everything there is to know about fisting. no matter how many times i've tried it no matter for how long i've tried it i just can't get it in past the knuckles.
>>11155507just like put it in lmaograduated plugs help, keep going up a little in size at a time until you get your ass loose enough to fit your fist in there
Thread's re-lubed and ready to be used!>>11155509>>11155509>>11155509
>>11155514i can get loose enough to just slide a 2 inches diameter toy in easily but my fist still won't go in no matter how hard i push
>>11149933That's how Mister Hands died, anon. Don't do it.
>>11150281You won't, no balls
>>11153491let me know if it's any good; it's 70% off right now so i'm considering getting one.
>>11154805Seethe harder dwarf.You will never be an elven femboy.