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>programming advice?
Try harder. Autoregulate.

>diet advice?
Put the fork down. If you can't see abs, you're fat.

>Previous thread
>>75313672

Post lifts if and only if you can meet at least one of the following:
>2x bw bench (no archmaging)
>2.5x bw squat (high bar atg)
>3x bw deadlift (conventional, no straps)
>140kg clean and jerk
>100kg snatch
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too old and trans to lift hevy anymore
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>Tumblr image filename
OP confirmed dyel and trans
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>>75327787
mad?
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>>75327725
I’m excreting a ton of Norman khan at this very moment
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>>75327725
Those WL standards are so easy compared to the PL standards lol
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whooooboy 16 seconds is the time to beat today boyos.
this one is SEETHING in brownlandia
>>75327805
funny part is that he was just doing rack holds
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>>75327805
do it then
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>>75327805
You can't do a single one, fatty
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>>75327827
>>75327824
Lol I c&j'd 140 on Friday and I'm out of shape
I've done 120/153 at my best but am nowhere near the PL standards there
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>>75327805
3xbw dl is objectively the easiest and I say that as a bench chud
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>>75327849
idk 100kg snatch and 140kg C&J aren't very big numbers
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>>75327849
100kg snatch is so much easier than a 3x bw DL like come on
If you can squat 160-180kg you can snatch 100 if you're not an inflexible uncoordinated retard
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>>75327857
>If you can squat 160-180kg you can snatch 100
I definitely can't snatch that much.
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>>75327725
Ok it was funny the first time but this is not powerlifting
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>>75327894
>the first time
how new?
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>>75327889
you obviously need to train technique for a while
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>>75327841
so im sure you have video?
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I love how the olympic lifters have annexed powerlifting general
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>>75327919
>lifters
they/them dont lift
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>>75327927
Simon has posted many videos of him lifting, including a 580 highbar squat. you are coping
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>>75327937
big dog of all >people uses a timestamp
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>simon is so strong i dont believe it's him
lol
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>>75327958
yeah smiggy has won a couple strongman comps and it shows
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>>75327937
Does Simon exist?
I'm genuinely asking. Been lurking for ~2 years. Maybe he was a regular before that, but I have no way of knowing in this sea of fictitious characters. If I see a time stamped, 2.5x+ BW high bar from this "Simon" I will concede.
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Redpill me on smelling salts
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>>75327993
The last guy who asked that question got a hand on his shoulder irl
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>>75327913
stfu faggot
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>>75328139
just as i suspected. now get back in your hole
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>>75328139
Nerve: Struck
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>>75327725
What does Blorby eat
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>>75328170
there's 2 articles of real food in there depending on how the meat was processed
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>>75327913
why would I post videos of myself on 4chan
I don't need your validation I already have knee pain
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>hit squat PR worthy of sharing video of
>realize after watching video how bad my balding is
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>>75328247
The people egging you on to lift don’t lift
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>>75328259
>how bad my balding is
is it over or can it be salvaged
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>>75328345
whos the glasses guy? (google lens doesnt give me anything either)
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>>75328345
It's never been more over
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>>75327725
“If you can’t see abs you’re fat”.

8% of people in the US have a 6 pack
8.8% of people in the US are millionaires.
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>>75328370
I have both
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>>75328378
having a million does not make you a millionaire
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>>75328378
so im sure you have video?
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>>75328386
“A millionaire is someone with a net worth of one million dollars, as measured by assets minus liabilities.”
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>>75328428
>as measured by assets minus liabilities.”
uh oh
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I'm getting sore hip during the day if I bend over for too long. Should I pause deadlifts for a while?
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>>75328443
I own my house outright. Gifted to me from the old folks. Sorry you’re poor and can’t understand that
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>580 squat
But at what cost
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>>75328494
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
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>>75328494
>anon discovers cowlicks
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>>75327937
it wasn't just the bar that was high
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>>75328522
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How do I know which foot stance during bench is right for me
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Real question to you fat fucks

Did you ever cold approach a chick at gym and got a date out of it?
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>>75328852
plg approaches anime body pillows not 3D
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>>75328852
saw an insanely cute girl at the gym today but no idea how to approach her without seeming weird + im cutting [aka fat]
:(
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Attention, everyone! It’s time for some REAL talk about the throne room!

Ever notice how the bathroom is basically a sacred temple of relief? I mean, where else can you sit in peace, scroll through your phone, and unleash the beast all at the same time? It's multitasking at its finest!

And let’s be honest, nothing bonds friends like a good ol' fart joke! You know you're in a true friendship when you can laugh about that time someone accidentally mistook the “silent but deadly” for just “silent.” Oops!

But seriously, is there anything more satisfying than that moment when you finally conquer a stubborn number two? It’s like winning a gold medal in the Olympic Games of bowel movements!

So, let’s raise a toilet seat to the unsung heroes of the bathroom—the plunger, the air freshener, and the glorious toilet paper! May they forever serve us well in our quest for comfort and cleanliness!

Drop your best bathroom stories below! Let’s keep it classy… or not!

#ToiletTalk #BathroomBanter #FlushItLikeItsHot
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>>75328966
>>75328959
Im also a fat fuck and i approached a pawg blonde and got a date out of it but it never went anywhere

Since then i had no luck
Powerlifting.

T. Ogre
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Rick!
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if im not competing, should i really do my final 12th week of my program, its a taper into a SBD 1rm day on the last day, I could always just go onto my next program, it would seem silly and intimidating to go into my commercial gym, work up to a 1RM on sbd then leave, im not even sure how long it would take if i gave myself proper rest
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How do I increase my bench from 160lbs to 225 (1.3pl8 to 2pl8) without having to follow a strict strength/powerlifting program?
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>>75328485
Post the deed.
You won’t. Because you live in an apartment. There are no refunds.
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>>75329154
eat more
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>>75329164
Deed? Nigga, they gave it to me in a trust. It’s mine
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>>75329154
Start eating food and do 6x6
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>>75329146
youd spend at least an hour trying to hit your 1rms (it did for me at least).
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>2+ hour response
>few min instant reply
Lil Celly lives in an apartment.
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>>75329146
> it would seem silly and intimidating to go into my commercial gym, work up to a 1RM on sbd
lol try rock collecting
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>>75329228
THERE FUCKING MINERALS MARRIE
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Lmaoing at the renters itt who can’t conceive of a parent giving their beloved son a house. You wage slave and rent so that you can seethe and entertain me, all the while I do highbar squats and post from my MacBook Air.
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>>75329220
you got to him.
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time to transform this thread into /wlg/
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>>75329154

>Follow ANY program
>You don't have to be strict, just consistent
>Eat a little more if you're tiny
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Hey, just a reminder, your autopay bounced last month. It’s a 5% fee, just so you remember.
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You fellas are UNDERtrained. No worries, I’ll get you into shape. On the line, GASSERS! Skill players, 48 seconds, GO!
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>three consecutive tripfag/namefag posts
this general is fucking unsalvageable
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Fucking schizo
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I am, in the parlance of this thread, absolutely blasting some Norman Khan into the toilet bowl right now.
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>1
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>>75329843
Insane rentoid cope. They really are deranged aren't they?
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>/plg/: logistics of home ownership general
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It's funny, because a renter thinks that being a homeowner is some lifelong accomplishment, when in reality it's an expectation that comes from benig in a good family and not being poor. It's sad to see how the other half lives. Maybe I'll buy a third home gym just so I have it. Don't forget to pay your membership dues and rerack your weights!
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>>75329220
i can promise you with 100% certainty this is more important to him than it will ever be to you
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>>75329146
>it would seem silly and intimidating to go into my commercial gym, work up to a 1RM on sbd then leave
what the fuck i dont understand this mindset. youre intimidated to go lift heavy in the gym? lmao why im not getting this
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>Bobby stopped posting for this
India really is a super power
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>>75330159
its because you lift bitch weight unlike me, if i did a true rpe 10 on my sbd on one day id be fucking dying, powerlifting meets take hours to complete and people eat snacks in the back which i dont plan to do
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>>75330180
>ideal
he's taking time off, un-lolcowing himself, and will return when he is over 400 dots and no longer a morbidly obese blob
>reality
he will be back within 2 months and nothing will have changed
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Starting to think it's a janoid - not naming names - samefagging this thread to death. There's no other explanation for it going unpunished.
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>>75330209
>return when he is over 400 dots and no longer a morbidly obese blob
So he's finally gone for good. Thank fucking God.
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>>75330256
keep reading
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>>75330209
>unlolcowing himself
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>>75330225
is the samefag in the thread with us right now?
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Laugh at my comically high deadlift lockout position
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>>75330551
I am laughing at your obesity bro. Lose the weight it'll be good for you
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>>75330562
Gomad nigga girls are temporary mass is eternal
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>>75330581
You know better bro
>fuck it we ball, gomad bro
No
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>>75330597
no I really feel great, my mass will blot out the sun
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>>75330620
Well then godspeed my nigga, fly high blowfish
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>>75330620
On the line uglies, 52 seconds, GO!
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>>75330551
>Fatter than frank
>Weaker than bobby
Bros, is this what frankbobbu arc bred
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>>75330627
you have to understand the logistics of my situation at 5'9" you will never be good enough for women in the united states, there is nothing to stop me from bloatmaxxing, I'll probably move to asia to get a wife eventually anyways

it is literally irrelevant
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>>75330631
I'm back in the gym 2 month for starting strength, yes I'm weak but I bet I weigh more than you, and that has to count for something
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>>75330643
You are terminally online if you believe that and that's your mentality. Go outside and actually try, you'll be surprised, losing the weight would help
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>>75330652
nah I don't drink alghoul, saps gains and intellect

asian women are my destiny after I bloatmaxx to insane strongman levels
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>>75330647
What are your best lifts currently?
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>>75330665
dogshit

my best lift was always ohp

meh 125 3x5
bench 160 3x5
squat 220 3x5
dead 240 1x5
clean 155 3x5
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>>75330674
You're 2 months in, that's fine. Decent ohp especially for you time in the gym. Godspeed rotund fattie, do keep us updated on how thick, solid and tight you can get
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>>75330551
Zack, that you budd
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>>75330691
thanks

back in high school before I hurt my back I was like 145 3x5 at 180lbs
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>>75330674
>>75330647
Another fool falls for sharting shit
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>>75330726
elaborate
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>>75330112
Mad? Upset? Feeling left out? Tax return not enough for that down payment?
>>>r/Renters
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>>75330180
Stopped posting for what? I don't get it
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>>75329154
Just have a solid bench press workout and repeat it 2 to 3 times a week. Here's the layout bitch:

bench 3 to 5 sets of 3 to 5 reps (err on 3)
accessory bench 3 to 5 sets of 3 to 5 reps (err on 5)
bodybuilding compound press exercise 3 to 5 sets of 8 to 15 reps
triceps 3-5x8-15 reps
shoudler 3-5x8-15 reps
chest 3-5x8-15 reps

boom
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>>75330180
You are mad
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>>75327725
Pacific Championship
>GAME 1
Australian Jillaroos v PNG Orchids
6:05pm AEDT / 5:05pm AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.00-101.00
>The Jillaroos kick off their Pacific Championships campaign against the PNG Orchids.

>GAME 2
Australian Kangaroos v Tonga XIII
8:10pm AEDT / 7:10pm AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.15-5.50
>The Men's Pacific Championships kicks off with a blockbuster matchup between the Kangaroos and Tonga XIII.
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>>75330225
https://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68?si=dGQerJdf9ENLuTYt
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Notice how Simon is the only one that posts lifts from a homegym. He has that oldmoney aura.
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>>75330674
I'm sure you already realize this already but your B/S/D ratio is shit. Wtf are you doing in the gym? Is your form ok?
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>>75330868
he posts from the alpha dog gym almost everytime
what are you on about?
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>>75330906
you're saying my dead isn't high enough, meh, I could probably do more but I'm going slow with it

I got hurt in high school lifting on deadlifts which was over a decade ago, but it still has a mental effect

I'd rather do light than heavy and do something stupid

could I do more weight currently, probably but my 160 3x5 was decently challenging today, as was my 220 3x5 high bar
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>>75330868
Backcountry Connecticut
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>>75330551
>>75330674
Keep working at it, tyrannoarms.
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>>75330938
thanks I also have top 1 percentile headsize at 5'9" so I'm really living up to trex mode, I'm made for biting niggaz
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>>75330953
>but he doesn't eat ass
curious
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>>75330963
I did, realized it isn't that fun honestly
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>>75331005
more for me
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>>75331005
how obese was she?
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>>75331058
most of them look the same from behind
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>>75331069
next time try it on a blonde a quarter of your size and get back to me
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>>75331165
An ass is an ass, you can't even look at it when you're inches away from it
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>>75331173
live in denial, not my problem
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>>75331187
Some fat girls have normal sized asses, some have gigantic
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>T
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>L
https://youtu.be/_0PT8MnVGqw?si=v4gzUBfURGVRfZTb
>E
Philly cheesesteaks
>F
Fuck, a month off wrecked me. Doesn't help that I'm still banged up from yesterday, but that will shake off in a day or two. I'll also need to look ahead in the program and figure out the best way to incorporate plyos and agility drills.
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>>75330674
pls be kilos?
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Anyone else notice local peaks and troughs correspond to when bobby returns and leaves?
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>>75331661
You mean people are more likely to post at the same time of day as other people? Woooooow who would've thought?

>inb4 t. bobby
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>>75331767
Those are number of posts per day, not a breakdown by hour. When I say local, I mean a clear blip in the overall trends with a stark, discrete jump by eyeball via an increase or decrease of posts on a specific day (coinciding with his return or exit).
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Missed 170 the other day. Basically there for a triple if my technique wasn't so shit otherwise comp prep is going well. 4 weeks out.
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Did 3 reps of 1pl8 OHP at 306lbs bodyweight
Feeling pumped as fuck.
Victim weight twinks coping about "muh bodyweight to strength ratio" and niggas with t-rex arms not welcome to reply
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>>75330159
Don’t instant reply me Lil Celly.
You don’t need to take hours to max out if you’re not doing it in a meet (there will be no weight classes, waiting on everyone). You just go in, max out and that’s it.

>eating snacks in between lifts at the gym
Fat.
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>>75330551
Goated build. Based
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>>75332042
Strong man. I bet you weren't even cheating with arching so you're stronger than the copers who claim they OHP 3pl8s. What's your bench?
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>>75332042
I'm the trex who posted earlier and this is my reply to your post
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>>75331626
2 months of ss
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Why do I lift best with four hours of sleep
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>>75332101
I don't do flat because incline bench is better to reduce the appearance of my manboobs, but I incline bench 185lbs for 1RM :)
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>>75332244
Mirin
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WAKE UP PLG
IT'S FEEDING TIME
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PREVIOUSLY ON /PLG/

>>insert post here
Lots of fat faggot pedophiles coping at failing to meet any of the OPs guidelines. Hopefully this thread will be better
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>>75327857
>100kg snatch is so much easier than a 3x bw DL like come on
Maybe if you're morbidly obese. Lose weight
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>>75332280
excuse me im not a fat faggot.
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>>75327725
Huge load of Norman khan being deposited
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>>75332327
That's why you weren't coping
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bodybuilders/etc. say that dumbbells give a higher stimulus to fatigue ratio than barbells
I might start putting this to the test: replacing ~3 sets of barbell bench volume with 5 sets of dumbbell bench today

odds: 25s for Tbar row and focus on the squeeze
evens: stick to 45s and just do it for lots of reps
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>>75332612
Pls be kgs
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>>75332612
There's no point in replacing your barbell bench with a dumbbell bench; you'll just end up pressing less weight. That may be the reason why they say it has "higher stimulus to fatigue ratio." Dumbbell bench presses are fine _in addition_ to your conventional bench press to correct imbalances or if you want something less specific, but they are not a replacement.
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Let's have a good thread today, fellas.
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just had my pre lunch sandwich
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>>75332980
Based. I had 35 small tootsie rolls for my pre-lunch snack. My lunch will be four slices of meat lovers pizza
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>>75333128
>lunch will be four slices
cutting?
>TMAAD
fuck you hiroshimoot
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>>75333229
Trying to cut 20kg by new years. I'm not eating over the weekends and eating less on weekdays. Ordinarily I'd have six slices but I decided to cut back and have the other four tomorrow for lunch
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>>75333305
>cut 20kg in 2 months
lmao good fucking luck i hope you're 200kg right now.
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>>75333318
Shut the fuck up I'm doing my best
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>>75333325
Thats like 2500kcal deficit per day, possible but good luck.
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https://youtu.be/wNHYcwKeR2s?si=LMGBifdu5nw20-wt

Clarence Smolov video dropped!
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>>75332293
100 @ 80 is dramatically easier than 240 @ 80. The dl is only easier for lightweights.
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r8 my OHP/Squat emphasis program

>Monday, Press ID/Squat VD
Press, 8-12 reps total @ 85%+
Squat, 1x1 85%+, 3x5 @ 75-82.5%
Machine decline bench 5x6-10 (yes I am the negative bench gains anon)
Barbell LTE 5x6-10

>Wednesday, easy/recovery day
Squat 3x3 @ same weight as VD
Press 5x3 @ same weight as VD
Weighted back ext. 5x6-10
Close grip pull down 5x6-10
(would do weighted chins but it defeats the purpose of a lighter day because I invariably go full retard 6RM)

>Friday, Squat ID/OHP VD
Squat, 4-6 reps total 85%+
Press, 1x1 @ 85%+, 4x5 @ 75-82.5%
Machine decline bench 5x6-10
Barbell LTE 5x6-10

>Saturday, DL or variation VD
Deadlift or variation 4x5 @ 70-80%
Barbell row 5x5
Close grip pulldown 5x6-10
DB Curl 5x6-10

Maybe move the 5x5 to wednesday and just grind 85%+ on OHP both monday and friday? Do you realistically even need a light day for this lift at my strength level?

75/125/170/220 @ 88kg bench's a shit and I don't want to do it and I NEED to strict press my own body weight
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>>75331859
Your timing is a little off and it looks like you are dipping forward in some of them. You need to be accelerating more at the top of the drive because the bar is already coming back down on you when you're trying to lock out. Push jerks (power jerk with no foot movement) is very good for reinforcing this.
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>>75333445
I can do 240@80 i definitely cant do 100 snatch, last time i tried i ended up around 75
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JM press (6-8 reps) vs CGBP triples for tris?
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>>75333600
You're overthinking this. Do 5x5
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>>75333600
You should be doing cgbp anyway
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>>75333543
>>75333600
>>75333603
This is the same janny samefag that insists on keeping this thread bumped for some unknown, possibly Lovecraftian, reason
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>>75327725
>2xbw bench
>2.5xbw squat
>3xbw dead
what OP forgot to mention is he is a 5ft manlet who weights like 50kg.

Are the girls impressed when you put the 40kg dumbells back on the rack?
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>>75327725 (You)
>>75333650 (You)
Stop bumping this thread with your own gay inner monologue
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>fitness talk on my /fit/ this cannot be i have to spam more demoralization blackpill threads
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>>75327725
>nz tour of india
India 46 & 462
New Zealand 402 & 0/0

>eng tour of pakistan
3 test series drawn at 1 - 1
third and final test Thu, 24 Oct @ Rawalpindi

Australian Summer of cricket kicking off in the beginning of November
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>too bitchmade to reply
>doesnt even deny that hes samefagging

we got him boys
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19 seconds is the time to beat, folks!
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>>75333702
>>75327812
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I don't wanna bulk again I wanna stay cut forever
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>>75333724
>t. Samefag
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>came back to the gym after a mild cold
>joints feel dry and hurt even with warmup weights
does cold medicine dry up your joints or something? I've been hydrating a lot
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>>75333731
random joint pain is common from viral infections
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Autism makes it hard to cope with small changes to your routine.
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>>75333753
you don't have autism
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>>75333774
Abaidjaiev for the next thread or Vardanyan? Maybe Pisarenko?
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>>75333731
>>75333750
>>75333753
>>75333774
>>75333779
>each post >1 minute apart
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>>75333753
i do diff kind of rows and pulldowns every time I do it cus Im a chad
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You are all here for my entertainment, posting in my thread.
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>>75333804
>>75333806
OK janny
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>>75333791
>post >1 minute apart
why did you do it
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>>75333543
How often do you snatch vs how often do you deadlift? Snatch is way more of a technical lift but the actual strength required to snatch 100 is much less than pulling 240. You would expect a 240 puller to be at least squatting 200 and a 200 squat is enough leg strength to snatch 110-120 and c&j 140-150.
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>>75333860
So post your snatch and CJ
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>>75333860
>>75333853
This is the same person. You're not even trying to hide it
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>>75333870
That’s not me
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>>75333878
Yes it fucking is and so is this:
>>75333869

Do better, janny whom I will not name
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Who the FUCK is Simon?
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>>75333882
Asking questions like that will get a hand on your shoulder irl
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>>75333880
that's you
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>>75333882
>>75333904
>>75333919
I demand you go touch grass, immediately. This is reddit mod tier abuse of power
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>>75333791
who am I supposed to be?
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>>75333882
an obese pedophile giving piggyback rides to little boys at the gym
i blame the parent (mom) more than him though, she should know better
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>>75333935
Meds now
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Where the f is /oly/
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>>75333975
You’re in it, pal
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>>75333935
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>>75333791
two of them are 2+ minutes
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I feel bad for the fatcels. The meta is athletes Olympic lifting and they can’t do a 100kg snatch
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>>75333981
YOU ARE NOT /OLY/
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>>75334009
You’re mad.
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>>75334015
Uh uh
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The Olympic lifts will continue until weight loss occurs
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>>75334027
Rule breaking like you complaining about 4channel?
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>>75334027
There is no jannies here, schizo
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>>75334027
No janitors in the Jungle
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>>75334027
How new are you? Big Rick (Sean) is a mod or at least a janny
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>>75334027
This general became a loony bin when eating disorders were encouraged
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>>75334051
>make a post
>delete the post
>reply to self
RICKD!
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>>75327725
Training in commercial gyms can be fun sometimes
>do 5 plate dl as part of my warm up
>some dude comes up and says wow that's really impressive
>his face when I do my 270 top set

I'm just a gde too kek
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>>75334006
2>1
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>>75334068
He's real. I got a warning once after talking shit to him and the schizos
It was for "off-topic" kek
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>>75334085
>longer than a minute
Samefag!
>less than a minute
Touch grass!

See what happened?
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>>75334095
the only way to win is to not play
>we both lost
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>>75333318
>>75333325
32 seconds is the time to beat boys
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Kek he actually nuked and banned both of the post outing the tranny janny spamcel.
Enjoy your safe space you incredible loser
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>Thread denizens are seeing a shaman behind every shitpost
>The schizos have come out in even greater force than the prophecies foretold
>Less than half a dozen lifts posted every day
>Thread is a minefield of shitposts
>A river of Norman Khan is flowing
>Janny is nowhere to be found
>MORE
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>>75334266
ACCELERATE
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>see thread is moving which can only mean one thing
indians and non lifting chodes at it again!
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>>75334266
>Janny is nowhere to be found
Nah he is here. He just deleted two posts. Reddit tier mod abuse
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>>75334325
Looking like #8B0000 here
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>>75334317
Blobby isn't Indian. Don't talk that way about our spherical overlord.
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Posting big lift Friday
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>didn't mention Bobby
damn nigga this guy is living rent free
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What y'all think of ashwaganda
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>>75334493
I only know ash ketchum
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>>75334505
>>75334481
Sprayed his ass
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>Lifting
Snatches 85%x1x5; 90%x1x1
Snatch Pull 120%x5x3
Squat 75%x5x5
Broad Jumps 10'5"
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>>75334536
>powerlifting
Broad jumps and snatches aren't specific enough.
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>>75334625
>/fit/
Rules don't revolve around general "rules"
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>>75334625
You don't lift.
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>>75334625
t. 400lbs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5edhcEnw5mc

da new mark vlog
i talk about moon etc
hashish smoke
happy feelin
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>>75334661
Advertising
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>>75334669
i wasnt advertising
i do grip trainign and pullups and i talk about in this video which is powerlifting
are you convinced
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tomates (mark) is my favorite schizo who actually lifts no matter how autistic he is
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Silence, powerlifters, a Weightlifter is talking.
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>>75334536
>Broad Jumps 10'5"
that's a big girl
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You're not a weightlifter though. You've never been on an actual team. You would be laughed out of the building if you tried to get on the Olympic team.
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>>75334734
thx i appriecate it
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You're not a powerlifter though. You've never been on an actual team. You would be laughed out of the building at IPF Worlds.
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>>75334769
sprayed him
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>>75334769
>doesn't know the deep lore
how new?
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I keep eating greasy unhealthy shit and feeling bad afterwards but I continue to do it
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does anyone have FIGGY THE 9 SPORT ATHLETE WITH THE 2K ALL AMERICAN SUPERTOTAL's supertotal programming? i tried to find it in the archive but couldn't
i want to go back to doing cleans and snatch pulls as alternative floor pulls because they are FUN and I remember having a good time running it like 4 years ago
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>>75334661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHIKTMOlbxM

i lost 5.5 kg in 2 days
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>>75334027
>only post removed in this thread of samefag spam is the post of a guy pointing out the poor moderation
It's poetry at this point.
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This thread will not be dying today.
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What fast food do you order online when bulking
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>>75335810
>online
Go in person you lazy fuck
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>>75335810
My diet doesn't change much between losing weight and gaining weight.

Usually just add or remove carbs, extra scoop of rice if bulking etc.
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>>75335810
>fast food
>online
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Bump
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>>75335845
Do American retards really drive to a drive by for food and then go back to eat it at home instead of having it delivered to their door
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>>75336482
We do both. Delivery seems to have become more common since covid and the advent of Uber Eats and the like.
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>>75336482
>paying for a taxi for your food
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>>75336482
i miss being living in a place where i could order food from an app and some dyel brown zoomerito muzzie scooter boy would have to risk his life weaving in and out of traffic to make sure my food was delivered to me still warm or he wouldn't get paid
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did bobby leave?
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Yo yo yo wazzup niggas
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>>75336539
How ya doing Dino?
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>>75336625
Good, given up on life completely, who tf are you
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>>75336658
Fatcels will say I'm you, but you know who I am.
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>>75336671
Oh hi Sean, how are you not dead yet?
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>>75336671
It's been 11 fucking years
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>>75336707
>>75336728
he likes to blame all his shitposting on you btw
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>>75336753
That is quite funny desu. I can't believe I'm now almost the age Esmeralda was when she showed me her butthole.
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>>75336791
>showed me her butthole
nice
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Hi!
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>>75336833
O trappy my trap
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Dino? I hardly know her!
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Can't wait for a new weightlifting thread
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>>75336989
pisarenko fine for you?
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>>75336989
Weightlifting?
Lifting weights?
Which weights are being lifted here?
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no one tell him
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>>75336989
Bitch I shit in you mouf
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lmao this thread is being kept alive by schizos
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>>75337025
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>>75337031
let me guess? dozens?
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>>75337035
you know it
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This general has truly become unusable
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You guys should have just run Simon's program.
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>>75337251
Redpill me on it
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>>75337253
5x5 4 days a week back squats
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>>75337246
Don't worry, "Rick" is still having "fun", so it's all good.
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Rick isn't real you moron
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>make a post
>delete the post
>reply to deleted post
RICKD
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>>75337262
>>75337267
You (and this is singular, not plural) have clearly never tried making a post like that. He's real.
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>>75337277
you're retarded, there is no rick
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Look at me. I'm Big Rick now.
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>>75337287
Then who deleted my post within a minute and warned me as some epic troll mid conversation a few weeks ago?
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>>75337293
There he is!
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>>75337301
what rule did you break?
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>break the rules
>punished
>complain
truly, rick must have done this
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can't we be friends?
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>>75337309
The rule that forbids you from pointing out the funny "coincidence" that ""creative"" writing personalities just like his somehow always are left alone despite breaking a dozen rules a thread.
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Okay, next thread, everyone post lifts
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>>75337318
what rules do the "characters" break that aren't also broken by every tripfag in the thread? You people yap about anime outside /a/ and complain about weightlifting in /fit/
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>>75337321
they're just mad
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>>75337321
For one global #3 is an obvious one with the constant baiting and samefagging. Replying to the same post with gibberish multiple times is also clearly spam.
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>>75337322
>>75337322
>>75337322
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>>75337331
I suggest reporting posts you suspect of a rules violation. However, as you will likely find, the "samefagging" is dozens of lifters.
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>>75337338
A few weeks ago "Charmin" was seething and replying over ten times - literally - to every single reply with actual nonsense, but reports never do anything. I wonder why.
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>>75337360
I am not Charmin, I am not Rick, I am some of the "characters" including my real name, which is Simon.
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>>75337319
>Post lifts if and only if you can meet at least one of the following:
>2x bw bench (no archmaging)
>2.5x bw squat (high bar atg)
>3x bw deadlift (conventional, no straps)
>140kg clean and jerk
>100kg snatch
I cannot
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>>75337360
but they were deleted
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>>75327725
>/plg/
>Kakhi OP
>322 kg total
I'm calling bullshit



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