>programming advice?post s/b/d@bw+height>The official pastebin (includes books and videos on various things like recovery, stretching, programs, band usage, etc)https://pastebin.com/V84Y0J9Y>High Scoreshttps://pastebin.com/tMdLwJjZ
finally a good OP
>/plg/ in capsalmost a good OP
Good op. Lift big . Lift huge weights. Nice bitch fuck a china dick . Lets do it. Lets lift heavy.
>>75717830Cope and seethe
>>75717821Yea
I WILL squat three plates before the end of the month.
>tranime i don't get the appeal
>>75717821are machines effective for powerlifting? im getting pretty good at hammer incline press but dont bench because i will not ask for a spot.
>>75717865I WILL deadlift 6 plates
>>757178653 25kg plates or 3 50kg plates?
Good morning /plg/. It's second breakfast time.
>>75717867Good for hitting volume on accessories to build muscle.>don't benchwhy are you asking about powerlifting if you don't do powerlifting
>>75717867>spotPussy
>>757178861/05/24 (Fri) 14:47:07>Got a dexa scan lads. Time to lose weight. 40%, wewOne year later. Weight status? Bodyfat status? Surely he's made progress in 2024.
>>75717884140kg 3*5 to be precise, I'm running SS and at 132.5kg at the moment
reposting the 200 jerk just cause im still on the high from ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/p4WxCMMY3Z4
>>75717826fpbp
How do untested/lightly roided “tested” powerlifters deal with balancing increasing weight vs snapping tendons? Saw this boomer >>75717785 complaining about muh knees and it got me thinking
>>75717895kek. yeah sure bro youre not a real man until the bar crushes your neck and kills you. dunce
>>75717890i meant in terms of the strength potentially translating if i were to start benching.
>>75717983>dying from a bench press>crushing your neck on a bench pressHow the fuck do you even manage that when bar should never be over your neck?
>>75717979Aren't there compounds for joints/tendons and connective tissue? Idk though, ask /fraud/>>75717983Just set up your safeties properly?>>75717987Weak stabilizer muscles from never using free weights, so probably shit for a while.
>>75717979they likely have a long lifting career before they start juicing so it's a matter of +10-20% onto already conditioned soft tissue, this isn't your average roider.average roider in the gym has no idea how to train, starts pinning at a 1pl8 bench and blows shit shit up somewhere around 2-3pl8. I wish I was joking
>>75718003Yeah personally I had been lifting for 3 years, competed, and had been pretty strong for a while before hopping on. Always told myself I'd hit 1/2/3/4 before even considering it, and when I smashed that it was just sort of a natural progression, as someone who just really enjoys working out. Like, I get to blast some test for basically no consequences, AND recover more? Sign me the fuck up.
>>75717866good you're not mentally ill
>>75717886what are the odds that there are three plg users that are advanced lifters with one ball?
>>75718204Who else has 1 ball other than blobby.
>>75718169>pretty strong for a while>Always told myself I'd hit 1/2/3/4 before even considering ityep you're the latter category, let me know when so I can observe when your pec tendon goes into orbit
>>75717983retarded pussy
>>75718220J
>>75718220J does. Not sure who this mysterious third person is.
>>75717821will powerlifting help me rape magical girls?
>>75718220we all know about J and silent Bobbut in the pic, there is an anonymous user who also claims>Dude I literally have one nut... I've needed pretty advanced programming since 300
>>75717821Gonna be entering my first meet 10 weeks out.Any tips?Been training for one in march since November, but now there's a definite date so gonna crank down some more and start peaking down the line.I think I'd be doing RAW?SleevesWrist WrapsBeltLifting shoes(should I buy a singlet?)I'd be going solo so I'm genuinely terrified.
>>75718289You need a singlet unless it's an unsanctioned comp. What fed?
>>75718271It's me.
>>75718292USPA/PLU(?)I'm going in untested feds since I've been on trt for years so not expecting a whole lot. Especially considering I'm definitely going to be outclassed by dudes who blast specifically for this sport. Just want the experience and if I have some decent scores I'll just dump myself full of gear and see how far I can get.
>>75718312Yrs, both of those require a singlet
>>75718289>I'm genuinely terrifiedtrt won't make you a man
>>75718312Yeah definitely gonna need a singlet. Also familiarize yourself with the rulebook and the commands. If you can have someone say them to you when you practice lifts then that would be helpful. I believe those feds are heels up bench as well. Lastly, you can calculate what score you're around with a dots calculator. Pretty sure most feds use dots right now.
>>75718312>>75718326Oh, and long socks for deadlifts. They won't let you deadlift if you don't have them. If you have access to a deadlift bar and a squat bar then start practicing with them too.
Ay caramba even 140 warm up feeling slow today i really need to stop playing palworld
190-220-250 or 190-230-250?
>>75718317>>75718326Got it. Thanks for the advice.Goal is to hit a 1360+ total for a 406 dots if I can manage to get my deadlift up but gotta just see how the experience is anyway.>>75718320I have had severe social anxiety my entire life and ironically the roids make me more confident suck my tiny balls.
>>75718222but i benched 260 before i was even on bro please bro don't say that bro
>>75718368Pounds? Those jumps seem pretty big for what the top set is imo. Usually you want easy triple, moderate double, and then hard single/PR, assuming you're talking about attempts.>>75718376It's a lot of fun, everyone is very supportive. And ~400 dots ain't bad at all, especially for a first meet. Obviously you have to do it still but I believe in you.
nvm 220 barely went up i guess just call it a day for today.
>>75718390Kgs, but doesnt matter sleeping for 3-4 hours past 2 weeks because of my manic episode i can barely lift 220
>>75718295my condolences. what happened?
>>75718398Those are pretty huge jumps, damn dude. Sorry to hear.
>>75718408I dunno following smiggy advice to stop doing 10kg jumps every time and it seems to be working well.
>>75717979That's me, I don't think it is because of the blast, just wish it was because I could simply stop and the injuries would also stop haha but it isn't that simple probably...
>>75718419200-230-250
>>75718463I already had 190 on a bar when i posted that
Ok i think i need to start working on my core ive been neglecting it recently and now im having a hard time bracing.
>>75718390>>75718390Thanks man makes me feel a lot better. Think a lot of it is just taking the jump cause I was always scared to do stuff alone so that helps.
>>75718402Testicular torsion. Shortly after I was born.
Well, yeah. My testosterone is lower than 95% of the population, and most of this population has suboptimal testosterone already due to shitty lifestyles, but.... If you'd just consult the chart you'd see that it's just on this imaginary "healthy!" line Dr. Shekelstein drew. So no, despite being miserable 24/7 no matter what I do, I won't try treating it.
>>75718617Mine was even lower than the modern shitty range kek so I hopped on
>>75718617>>75718689Can't relate. Mine is naturally high. Healthy habits go a long way.
>>75718697Healthy habits do nothing if your brain or balls dont want to produce it
So am I not supposed to complete the rep here? Just pause at the knees then drop it to the ground?
>>75718712Yes, correct. Then later on you do the other half of the lift>>75717961Still mirin
>>75718712pls be kgs
>>75718712Ayy Sheiko? Program is pretty fun good luck.
>>75718552Whoa! What are the possibilities that TWO plg users lost a ball the same way and relatively same time?
>>75718773>sheiko>pretty funYou can say anything about sheiko but its literally the most boring program in existence its opposite of fun
>>75718781Made good progress on it so I'll consider it fun if it works.Guess that's true though. I threw in alot of bodybuilding accessories to pass the time.
Sorry figgy i lied about the 205 triple, really shit the bed yesterday. Im thinking maybe legs/posterior chain were still fatigued from a very heavy yoke on saturday (multiple drops) but otherwise idk lol
>>75718751It is yea>>75718738Not in this day, but there is deadlift from boxes/rack pull saturday
>>75718784Which template did you use?
I've been terrified of trying behind the neck press because of all these know-it-all youtubers, but after trying it for a while now it's been fucking great. Feels good, does the job and has actually made me feel less pain in my shoulderswould recommend
Even if we ignore the anon what are the chances of 2 posters here having 1 ball and training for powerlifting just think about itWhat's the % of population that has 1 ballWhat's the % of population that trains for powerliftingWhat's the % of population that has both 1 ball and trains for powerlifting And out of 30 or so posters here 2 fulfill those conditions? It's more likely to win a lottery than for this to happen
>>75718922what the fuck are you talking about son
>>75718922and that their names are literally J and (silent) Bob like the movie?
>>75718918just do it slow, controlled, and with an enough wide gripdefinitely not something you should load heavily, keep the reps high
>>75718918Yes, listen to your body not other people's bodies
>>75718922What are the odds that a guy with one testicle doesn't do something hyper masculine to try compensate lmao
>>75718922yea it's insane, right? and there has been a third that's been flying under the radar the whole time. how does this happen?
>>75718704>Society at large has bad habits that lowers their testosterone>You can't naturally raise your testosteroneYou can't have both.
>>75718960>Powerlifting>Hyper masculine Bro it's just picking up a barbell in controlled conditions. There are lots of s0ys that do it too.
>>75719023Imagine chasing numbers and formula for what you just described. KWAB.
>>75719028>How dare you try to maximize your enjoyment and results in the hobby of your choosing Not the burn you think it is. I don't think powerlifting makes me anything other than a powerlifter.
>>75719038i thought you were a strongman
>>75719047I competed in strongman once and probably won't again for a while. It's not the main focus of my training by any means. I'm not Plutez, Smiggy or Tlaw, who focus on it constantly.
>>75719055there's literally 0 reason to train for strongman if you're shorter than ~180cm
>>75719055powerlifting makes you a powerlifter but strongman doesn't make you a strongman?
>>75719038If you want to be the best crossdresser out there, you're still a faggot. Just like trying to be the best powerlifter out there still makes you a retard. For you it's worse because your skill level is pathetically abysmal, yet you act like you're some expert. It's disgusting
>>75719059Pretty sure both Tlaw and Plutez are below that.>>75719062I mean, you have to want to compete in it regularly too, or at the very least structure your training around it semi consistently.>>75719075I'm not an expert, I've definitely said that I'm not all knowing in this before. Plenty I don't know and I almost always help with newbies and intermediates. I typically don't say anything towards advanced lifters in terms of advice because I know I'm out of my depth.
What the fuck is this I hear about Anon having one ball? Drop trousers, all of you. We're going to get to the bottom of this.
Wonder how many anons there are constantly trolling and receiving responses from Bobby. Next-level commitment to feeding the trolls, b
>>75719083
>>75719083>in terms of advice because I know I'm out of my depth.And yet here you are advising people on their diet with your 3000 kcal TDEE.
>>75719098A serial eater and a serious feeder. What a specimen.
>>75719083>I typically don't say anything towards advanced lifters in terms of advice>typically Implying you do offer them advice. Your word choice reveals your thoughts and betrays your argument. You know you're guilty of doing it.
>>75719141I mean I might offer a specific movement choice if they're asking for help or something but in terms of how to actually program it that's a hard no. But you're coming at this from bad faith so it doesn't matter. You think everything I do or say is wrong simply because I am me, and that's not true.
>You think everything I do or say is wrong simply because I am me, and that's not true
are most trips here under 6 ft? I always thought tlaw and aussy were taller
>submaximal 900x4 squatJesus Jesus...https://www.instagram.com/reel/DE0SzaZyRCn/?igsh=NnQzdmRuM2V2MzJl>>75719250I think it's just me and the two I mentioned plus J. (9) and smiggy are 6'4, Senior is around 6'3? So about a 50/50 split if I'm correct about tlaw and Plutez.
>>75719275What happened to Graco-chan?
>>75719285You mean Scars? Doesn't post here anymore. He prefers to stream.
>>75719275>I don't remember every post that happens in /plg/
>>75719294Watch me be wrong about Plutez and Tlaw tho. In all seriousness, I never said that. I said that keeping track of everyone's training is too much for me.
>>75718228>>75718292>>75718333Have you been replaced with AI yet?
Does a female bench more (without an arch) than you? As for outer /fit/, I think the answer is quite clear.>Captcha: GP0RN
>>75719397I don't think theres a single female on earth that benches more than me
>>75719397No>>75719401>April Mathis posting intensifies
>>75719397nope
>>75719412>not nattyIf I was on 2g of gear I would be benching 250kg
>>75719401(9)?Is 9 the only one here who benches more than 455? Raw ofc.
>>75719433Very tempted to go for this so I can say I'm stronger than all women ever in the bench press.
>>75719289>Doesn't post here anymore
>>75719440Never going to happen, not even if you blobbulk to 320.
>>75719440Pack it up, boys. New excuse to stop the "cut" has been found.
>>75719440She actually benches with ROM, so even if you hit the number you wouldn't be able to say that you're stronger.
>>75719433I'll hit that in a year
>>75719021I tried to increase it naturally during 2 years and it didn't work therefore I wasted 2 years due to that mentality. Should have hopped on gear sooner.
>>75719480Lol, some real mental gymnastics here. Do you think I wouldn't blow past a ~265 flat back bench?
>>75719275>retarded ass muh god descriptionhope he injures himself
>>75719499You probably would, but we're not comparing a strong no-ROM bench to a weak ROM bench. You want to go 5lbs past that woman's record so that you can say that you're stronger, while in reality you would still be far off from benching that weight with her actual ROM.
>>75719557You do realize I'm almost certainly around 365 with a flat back right? I'll test it for shits and giggles today after arch nemesis max.
>>75719499how do we go from 450 to 265?
>>75719575>>75719397Did you read the thread?
>>75719562Probably, but once again, that's still a good bit less than your no depth bench. I don't care about arching in the bench press - it's good - and I'm only talking about elbow depth.Once again: if you were to bench 5lbs more than that woman, then you wouldn't be stronger than her. That's like doing a rack pull and then saying that you pulled more than Eddie Hall. It's word play that's technically true, but clearly deceiving and not a fair comparison.
>>75719580huh? I thought we're talking about april?
>>75719586Different convo
>>75719583It's like benching equipped just to say that you benched more than the strongest woman while then omitting the equiped part. Same/similar lifts under different conditions (one more difficult) that just share the name.
>>75719440>Very tempted to go for this so I can say I'm stronger than all women ever in the bench press.>>75719480>She actually benches with ROM, so even if you hit the number you wouldn't be able to say that you're stronger.>>75719602how the fuck is that different convo?
>>75719615Oh I got my wires crossed. Well, either way in a comp setting alls fair within the rules.
>>75719562>You do realize I'm almost certainly around 365 with a flat back right?Well boys, here it is. Counterfactuobbu has admitted to being over 300 lbs.
I still have no idea what's counterfactual
>>75719656I thought he was talking about this post >>75719397Your concession is accepted.
>>75719562That wasn't a flat back tho
>>75719583Did you look at her bench form? Her ROM is not significantly larger than mine. Maybe I'll even do a lolfed meet for the heels up advantage that she has.https://youtu.be/fYEb72AXQP8?si=z82xQxX7dIUMNUFK
>>75719708She even out-George Castanzas you
>>75719615>how the fuck is that different convo?>he didn't account for the blob's split personalityoh no6
>>75719695>Arched into it after the pressMeh, 365 isn't the worst, especially given I did arch nemesis bar right before>>75719722:(
>>75719708>she
>>75719647Now do IPF comp setting.Can't?Won't?Cope.
>>75719750now post a webm of your lifts.Can't?Won't?Cope.
>>75719750She competed SPF, why do I have to do it in the IPF? Doesn't make any sense anon.
>>75719761Cope.
>>75719759
>>75719772Her being on grams of roids definitely makes up for any advantage I have with my arch size anyway. That's it, going for a 460 bench this year. I WILL do it.
right on schedule
>>75719475Are you a wizard?
front squats, lower stuff, jerk accessories
>>75719802Cut schizo is practically the whole reason I'm doing it now
>>75719811
>>75719841>He wouldn't bulk to set bench PRs so he can own the chuds
>>75719850
>>75719759Can. Won't. Entertained.
Whats the best core exercise for powersharting
>>75719811>Gets dexa scan>Fear of death instilled>Time to lose weight>One year later>Didn't lose weight>Reminded he didn't lose weight>Ackshually, YOU'RE the reason I stopped cutting lol :)No refunds. Remember to keep using your CPAP, or you'll end up like Windham Rotunda (which would be for the best, honestly)
>>75719865oinked em
>>75719781You hopped on trt, didn't you? I say good for you
>>75719874Ab wheel>>75719877>Harasses person>Seethes when they won't do what he's bitching at them to doKek
>>75719904Nope, didn't qualify. Gonna get there with the power of conjugate and anime.
>>75719905Nobody is seething at you destroying your own body. You're being pointed and laughed at.
>>75719914Okay this is based desu
>>75719877>Didn't lose weightHe gained weight?And who the fuck is this >>73177595?
Oh look, found a pic of obsessed anon.
>wew lads, about to die from obesity >time to cut>--fails cut-->heh, look at them seething over how fat I am>not going to cut stay mad :)
smiggy, how's your weight loss going?
Why would one have such an unhealthy attachment towards someone they have no rapport with on a Chinese pottery wheel forum? It begs the question: what sort of mental illnesses does this anon have and why isn't he in therapy?
>>75719935DONT ANSWER SMIGGY ITS A TRAP, YOULL GET AN OBSESSED SCHIZO TOO, AND NOT JUST THE SYRUP HOLE SCHIZO
>>75719850Blobby, you are not owning anyone. If anything we want to see you fail, and fail, and fail. That's why you are a lolcow. You are only entertaining because you do stupid shit like this. We are not heckling you to make you lose weight, we are heckling you because you do hilarious stuff like aborting your hundredth attempt at cutting in a dumb attempt to troll anon posters.>>75719938>singularBobby, there are many anon posters making fun of you. Hell, we even have multiple tripfriends openly making fun of you. The ones that are nice to you (like smiggy) just show their disgust in more subtle patronizing ways.
don't reply to me you obsessed fat fuck
>2025>plg is still a loony bin do better
it's Bobby time
>bulks to 40% bodyfat to own you
>>75719874Hanging leg raise
>episode 92737282 of anon(s) try to demoralize the blobAin't gonna work
>>75719974Now that I'm seeing this in HD, what the actual fuck?>Best thing to do is gain weight>Unless you're already fat as fuckSo bulk until you're fat as fuck until you're already fat as fuck. This guy legit wants people to be fat like him. No wonder he calls anyone who isn't morbidly obese a twink.
>>75719982>demoralized into becoming even more morbidly obese>"demoralizing won't work!"
>>75719987Not the intent of what I said but it doesn't matter to you regardless >Anyone who isn't morbidly obese a twinkTwink detected kek, it's called a fucking joke. Referring to people as twinks in the lighter weight classes certainly didn't begin with me and it won't end with me
figgy still a bitch?
>>75719997this post is in bad faith
>>75719982You demoralize yourself enough as is. All one has to do is present the facts to you, and you do the rest. If you find facts about your life (which you willingly presented to us over the years) demoralizing, then that simply means you're demoralized by your own life. Rather odd for someone who claims to have a happy and supportive life. You can project onto others and assume people laughing at you are mentally here, so here are some receipts:You:>Spent all the holidays here>Admittedly depressed and suicidal >On a list of mental health medications >Needs a CPAP to sleep >Disgusting ugly body of adiposity >366 dots Me:>Spent holidays with family >Happy with life>Not on any mental health pills>Physical health is great >One dehydrated night away from abs>400+ dots Your inevitable seething will be accepted as your concession.
Honestly, I draw the line at encouraging lolcows to self-harm. He won't listen to us, so Smiggy or Frank, talk some sense into this depressed binger, will you?
>>75720012I, for one, welcome the blobby bulk arc. I want to see him bench 500.
>>75720010>Spent all the holidays hereOh no, the horror of talking about powerlifting online???? You act like you can only spend time with your family or post about powerlifting. Of course, for you it probably is the case since you never post about powerlifting.>DepressedI have depression but I am not currently depressed >SuicidalHaven't been for a long time>List of mental health medications2 is a list?The rest is fair though.>>75720023I'm gonna do it. I swear.
>TMDB 5x2x90kg, 1x105kg, 114kgSeated Press 2x12x70kgAccessories>>75719059Most 80s and 90s are under 6ft, 105s will see a more guys around 6-6'2 since they can cut more weight so you'll see guys who walk around at 120kg making weight. But you get guys like Emanuel Pescari and Zack McCarley who are both 5'8 and multiple times 105 world champions. Pescari also being Austria's Strongest Man in the opens. In the opens you get some hydraulic fridges who were good pros such as Vytautas Lalas, Graham Hicks and Rob Kearney and more recently Lucas Hatton who's 6ft so pretty spot on for around that 180cm mark for being a cut off for a competitive pro open.>>75719250>>75719275178cm so 5'10
>>75720010O I N K E D
His long awaited cut started at the beginning of this month. Two weeks, at most, is how far he ALLEGEDLY made it before finding a stupid excuse to stop. I say allegedly, because he probably wasn't cutting in the first place.Bobby, I thank you. You have made many people laugh and smile tonight. Thank you for being our lolcow.
For me, it's the quadruple question marks.
>>75720023i do not wish to see blobby mass index pics of 500 pound bobmy eyes can only handle so much
>>75720050it's a prelude to the quadruple bypass
>>75720037how do i get this wide
>traininghttps://youtube.com/shorts/cBYjGMhvrXA?si=42bNC1VFXicBlpvp>>75720037Monster doing the monster dumbbell
>>75720026don't bulk dumbass
>TRT bobby>Bulk for 500 Bench>Conjugate + the power of Anime>Do it at a bench-only meet to solidify it once and for allBobby, we need you to do this. You can, you just have to take more test and Zoloft so that your depression doesn't fuck you up. Add Klonopin too to optimize recovery.Zoloft + High dose TRT + Klonopin + Conjugate + anime + bulk + 500 at a meet. Come on buddy, you can do it. DO IT
>>75720069>demoralizing post
>>75720069Too late. The fridge was emptied. Tiny pizzas thrown out. Big pizzas bought. Monster bulk at 3200kcal initiated.>>75720073>will take magic meds that nobody actually understands the working of, literal experimentation, and which will emotionally lobotomize you at best (which they did)>won't try treating objectively super low testosterone levels just to troll people he doesn't know
>>75719275Tlaw is 5'10 so idk 177/178cm>>75719250I think i have the leverages of a taller guy, i get mistaken for a non-manlet relatively often here
>>75719811Based Blobby ending the cut in < 2 weeks. Another successful cut in the books. Time to treat yourself with a slice of cake or three
>>75720097>super low testosterone levelsthis has been debunked. the low t/one nut excuse is no longer valid. keep up
>>75720097>no don't take magic medsWhy not? Not like he has much to lose anyways. Might as well just take mystery meds + roids and accomplish at least something in his life, right? Like, if he had a good life ahead of his, sure don't take em mystery meds. However, those will aid him. Pretty sure he can get those easily + insurance always covers those 2 meds, so money won't be an issue at all. Besides, bobby has cash.Yeah, he might ruin his psyche and body, but why not?
hi plg hope you are all goodhit 365lbs on reverse band pull yesterday. it moved super quickly so I made the mistake of deciding to jump to 405 because I was overconfident, and failed it. went down to 375 and failed two attempts. If I had made proper jumps, I probably could've hit 385. big sad. on the upside I think I've had a bit of a growth spurt or something because I'm a bit stronger now. did 5x5 at 155lbs on bench today and it felt very easy. hoping to 1RM at 185 or 190 soon.
it's interesting how grown men obsess over some fat powerlifter on an imageboard surely there are better things to do
Just realized something very, very ugly. This guy has a "fiancee" and is going to get married. Most people would try to look as good as possible on their wedding day, but this guy is going to do the exact opposite. "Sorry about the pictures, honey, but I had to troll some internet people".
>>75720119>This guy has a "fiancee" and is going to get marriedyou got baited
>>75720118Apparently not.>>75720119>This guySAY MY NAME BITCH>>75720130No bait, Frank met her
Are sleep meds PEDs? They directly improve your recovery, thus directly improving your performance.@VObby I'm serious, have you ever tried Klonopin to treat your sleep apnea? Pretty sure you don't have nothing to lose by trying it? You're recovery is gonna improve.
>>75720111>Not like he has much to loseHe has over 100lbs to lose.
>>75720143No but my CPAP already treats it. My AHI is very low with the CPAP.
>>75720118>surely there are better things to doMy switch is charging. Came to the pasture for some milk while it charges. I know I can rely on pasteurized lolcow general to always deliver when needed.
>>75720152Unironically I come to these threads thinking I’m going to ask a programming question and instead stay to watch Blobby and anons argue
>>75720165Unironically I come to these threads wanting to ask a programming question but I would just get a Blobby answer
>>75718809>Belt cope>Excuses>”Fatigue”Do better bitchboy
Why can't he take his own advice?
>>75720208The abuse he received as a kid means his brain never developed past childhood.
>>75720208He can't because this is the only place he has
>>75720026>not currently depressedI quote the blobfat from a month ago>I don't really have true desire though. But that's with almost everything. I could take or leave basically anything. There are very few things I truly want to do in the first place. Anhedonia, zero motivation, etc etcYou are depressed.
>>75720238Nah, don't feel like shit so I'm not depressed. Probably just me being lazy.
>>75720208tourist here. qrd who is this
>>75720251Weak fat Jew that attracts lots of anons to obsess over everything he does
>>75720247You do feel like shit, because you're going to start binge eating your feelings away again. But even if you didn't you would still be depressed. A lack of emotion (including bad ones) is an obvious example of that. Your life sucks.>>75720253Boring bait.
>>75720255Meds numb you out too so no, I'm not currently depressed. Life doesn't suck either.
>I'm not depressed>I merely take medication for depression>I'm not depressed>I currently feel anhedonia (the nothingness feeling of depression)>I'm not depressed>I just feel lazy and lethargic >I am NOT depressed>Fuck off.
>>75720238>I could take or leave basically anything.This guy is engaged. Wonder how his fiancee would feel knowing he could take or leave her and feel nothing. What the actual fuck?
>it's anon larps as a psychiatrist episode>>75720303She is one of the few exceptions. I didn't say everything, I said almost everything.
>>75720295Yes, he doesn't want to do anything and he doesn't ever feel happy. He doesn't care about himself and self-harms with food. Strong feeling of anhedonia? Sounds like some Italian pasta dish. He doesn't like that, but he does like their small little pizza's. However, that tangent aside, he can't be depressed, because his life is pretty good right now; he has a job and a roof over his head.
>>75720307Anhedonia is a core symptom of depression and one of the most commonly used indicators for defining and diagnosing depression. You should know this if you listened to your psychiatrist beyond simply going for happy pills which don't even make you happy. >I have anhedonia (depression)>I'm taking meds for my depression>I feel anhedonia>It's the medicine making me anhedonic!You are legitimately retarded.
it's interesting how a grown man obsesses over telling some fat powerlifters how his life is great and he's not at all depressed on an imageboardsurely there are better things to do
>>75720320Isnt it interesting how the Blobby Defense Forces™ rebuts apply much more to Blobby than they do to the lolcow milkers?
>>75720318Show me proof that meds can't/don't cause anhedonia and I will kneel.>>75720320It's even weirder that there are so many people trying to convince me I am currently depressed.
In today's edition of Robert's difficulties with counterfactuals, he fails to understand how having a symptom as a side effect of a medication to treat the same symptoms he has as a side effect implies the medication doesn't work.
>>75720185Sorry sir anon sir oorah
>>75720356>What is emotional blunting And the meds are doing what I need them to do, which makes me not feel mentally awful all the damn time. Seems like they're working just fine to me.
>it's weird that anons are trying to convince me I'm depressed https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/Depressed/tripcode/%21%21Z7Qz%2Bhfeqts/https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/Depressed/tripcode/%21%21ypBEXJGAhOa/
>>75720348i don't care for you
>>75720307>one of the few good things in your life>can't even show her respect by taking care of your health and appearanceIs she happy to see you eating yourself to an early death? Are the future hospital visits something she looks forward to? The bills? Oh, and how is she coping with being known as the spouse of the weird neighborhood fat guy?>>75720348You find it weird that people are telling you that you're depressed when you describe currently suffering from clinical depression?>>75720362You literally tell us that there is nothing in your life that makes you happy or feel good.
how many of you gossip girls are there?
>>75720374Dozens.
>>757203711. Cope2. Having clinical depression does not imply that one is constantly experiencing being depressed, especially if they are on medication. It's an unfortunate fact of life that I will likely never be able to get off meds but that's just how it is. Better to be functional and blunted than to be dysfunctional and able to perceive all of my emotions3. You still haven't looked up emotional blunting
>>75720382You'll have to forgive people who have never been on s(s/n)ri meds for confusing your descriptions of that flat feeling they give you with depressive anhedonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_affect_display>reduced affect should be distinguished from apathy and anhedoniaYour own words a month ago:>There are very few things I truly want to do in the first place. Anhedonia, zero motivation, etc etcWhen presented with the facts that you're describing depression, you say it's emotional blunting. Methinks the blob should take his own advice, hard as it may be
Best decision ever made.
>>75720395Would expect a psychiatrist larper to at least know that little but sadly not>>75720402>He's coping this hardKnew you would
I accept your concessions.
>>75720412Ctrl+f returns 48 hits for the trip in this thread with 246 posts total. That's 20% of the general, about par for the course. 99% btw
powerlifting?
>>75720395Potato potato. No, your life is not good when you are incapable of feeling positive emotions. Depression does not mean that you only feel negative ones; you can fulfill enough of the DSM-V criteria for depression even when you do not experience depressed (e.g. sad) moods. So yes, Bobby is currently still heavily suffering from his depression. His life is empty and meaningless.
just strained my right pec, it's ober
>>75720438bobby and the schizos ruin every thread
>>75720359We say hooyah 'round these parts.
Tourist here. What is up with all the namefagging and namedropping in this thread? never seen so much faggotry all in one general.
>>75720479If you compete and post about it, you effectively dox yourself. More frequent posters that post lifts will usually have a trip.
>i take pills that change my mental status. this is a good thing>no thank you, i will not take the testosterone. drugs are bad mkay. that is cheating and in no way will it have a positive outcome on me ok????
>>75720500Do you genuinely believe I am smart enough to fuck with my hormones?
>>75720511You already fucked with them by becoming obese.
>>75720438based on lifts posted, this is a wl and sm threadsmiggy won. he brought it back
>>75720488Understandable.
>>75720518Even more though? No chance I'm smart enough to self administer test + various other PCT drugs or whatever the fuck you're supposed to do.>>75720522I posted PL tho
bobby I will give you an advice you ignore the trolls and they will eventually go away
>>75720511>is fucking with his hormones by taking experimental drugs only approved for human consumption because jews make money off themBut let me guess, it's fine because you paid some uneducated dumb quack that's uncritically following pseudoscientific guidelines to prescribe them? You understand that he's not monitoring anything, right? They do not know how it works nor can they measure the physical effects. They just know that it chemically lobotomizes you into accepting your shitty empty life, never trying to improve it.>Do you genuinely believe I am smartNo, not really. Possibly? You're weird, Bobby. You can read into things, but the moment you need to apply knowledge to yourself you suddenly become the most retarded person ever because you hate confronting reality.
>>75720479>never seen so much faggotry all in one generalit's actually less than what it used to be 10, 5, even 1 years agot. lurker
>>75720511>Do you genuinely believe I am smartI do not
>>75720511If you understand programming and all the technicalities with it, and if you understand how to use your CPAP consistently, you can figure out how to stick a fucking needle in your butt.
>>75720488Anyone want Simon, Pony, Justin, Tlaw, Bobby, Frank, Twiggy’s instagrams? I’m taking requests
>>75720533I try but it's very hard. Especially since I can't always tell when something is a troll post >>75720536No, it's only fine because I'm able to function in day to day life. I don't know that you really understand how bad I am without them anon. Text really does not come close to conveying it. And I'm not sure that test would be the answer and trying it would involve several things:1. Most likely ordering UGL test (even though I'm extremely afraid of needles)2. Tapering off my current meds (hell on earth)3. Learning how to actually adjust the test and potential other meds based on various symptoms I experience, which will take even more time and likely lead me to be even more miserable until I figure it out>>75720551But needles scare me
>>75720551that's not all he sticks in his butt
>>75720527i don't acknowledge your >pl or jewtube
>>75720588trip on gobu
>>75720569>Most likely ordering UGL testThis is a huge industry. No different from buying something off Amazon.>tapering offWhy? Do you need low testosterone for those to be safe? These things don't interfere with each other and pose no risk. Yes, ideally you'd conduct an experiment like this without having those factors present (including your extra weight), but you don't have that luxury.>Learning how to actually adjust the test and potential other meds based on various symptoms I experienceYou don't do it based on feeling. You get your blood work done and adjust based on that. Thankfully TRT is very simple and is unlikely likely require an AI, but even that is not complicated. DYI hormone therapy is documented very thoroughly - for every issue you can find detailed (scientific) guidelines. I know that you could read enough into it in the span of a single afternoon.>But needles scare meThey are scary. It's going to be shitty once, but you'll quickly realize that it's painless. You can do TRT subcutaneously, which means that you don't even enter a muscle. You do not feel a needle moving in body fat. It's going to be a tiny tinge once it penetrates skin (at worst) which hurts much less than squeezing it between two finger nails.
>>75720569>implying
don't you faggots have a discord for such faggotry
>>75720631Post the invite
>>75720556ill take goblinas
>>75720479>never seen so much faggotry all in one general.first time using a general on 4chan?they get worse and worse with time until it becomes a chatroom for autistic people that doesn't even talk about the topic for which the general was created
>>75720556I know all of them except for Simon so give me that one
>>75720658>>75720596it's goblinx and >>>/fit/fph/ is it's general
>>75720692is goblina still posting on here? what’s her trip?
>>75720684he want's Simon 'Blobby Bane' not Menz
>>75720684Got that one already>>75720703Yes
>>75720708Bobbybenches. You are so fucking welcome nigger
>>75720699as I said. goblinx is a frequent poster in its own general
>tham curl: 8x10no belt dead: 270, 270, 320, 350, 360no belt deficit dead: 275 10x1 under 10mindeadstop leg press x6s>fback pump
>>75720761damn he’s cute nice smile
>>75720761Back when he had sovl and a reason to live. Is that his boyfriend?
>>75720113thanks for posting about lifting at least
>>75720761Isley on the right
>>75720037smooth>>75718809try again next time
>>75720761who's the chad on the right?
>>75720537No way this place used to be more shit than it is right now. The 2 or 3 schizo's have killed this general. This isn't a powerlifting general at all at this point.
this general used to mean something
>>75720789Bobby went schizo
We used to talk about lifting and lifting related progress like cuts and bulks. Today? We talk about lifting and cu--- wait, nothing changed?
zoomers ruined 4chan it's not just fit
Rippshit conned a generation and now people are waking up after realizing the grift.
>tfw it was raj all along with his endgame being to drive away the tripfats because he himself can't post lifts
>>75720776isn't that the point lol
Something tells me /fit/ is just like 50 posters just replying to each other. Then this general just consists of about less than 8 frequent posters.
You're here for my entertainment
>You're Bobby for my Bobbytainment
>>75720806It used to be a place where fatties pretended they were fit because high numbers in three specific lifts in spite of being fat. Now it's the same thing, only you have a mascot.
>>75718809>>75720037good stuff to strongchad liftpostersI've been doing cringe all week and no one wants to see my pitiful jerk dips
>>75720113No vid, no did.
>>75720905who’s the mascot
>>75720941
>thread lasts less than 24 hours>~5 lifts posted>constant bickering revolved around a tripfag/plg/ is healing
If you didn't laugh even once reading this thread, or if you're complaining in general, then you need to cheer up. You're free to hate schizospam, but you also need to be honest and acknowledge hilarious things when they happen.
>>75721067this post made me smile :]
FRESHLY >>75721131BAKED >>75721131
