If you had celebrity money what would your ideal day of eating look like? lobster for breakfast? Orca Jerky for a pre workout snack? endangered birds eggs in your shake?I just want to be able to afford all the fucking Jack Links I can stomach, I fucking love beef jerky so much
>>75733341I'd probably eat mostly the same but fresher. More salmon for sure.
>>75733377checkedthat, and since it's celebrity money having someone cook for me - fucking time saving, mani'd go harder on lean meats, much harder on fish since i wouldnt be cooking, a bit more legume variety... and that's about it? i'm pretty content with my current diet (med)
>breakfastoats and eggs, greek yogurt/blueberries/fruit salad, glass of milk>lunchrotisserie chicken with spinach/kale/carrot/tomatoes salad and mashed potatoes>snackdark chocolate, nuts, >dinnersalmon/steak and brown rice
id get all the good appliances and also a personal cook to make me great steaks.. and yeah, definitely more seafood
>>75733392> having someone cook for meThis would be the biggest thing, I just don't want to waste hours in the kitchen every week
>>75733341Fucker lobster(fake poverty food that became 'high class'), I'd eat unagi all day.
>>75733341I honestly just wish someone would cook me the meal I want on that particular day without adding mountains of oil and sugar / trans fats / sneed oils / miscellaneous goyslop like they do in restaurants.I really don't understand why there don't seem to be any restaurants just selling actual home cooked food. I would pay a lot of money just to have normal fucking food every day without having to cook it myself. I hate the modern world
>>75733489>I really don't understand why there don't seem to be any restaurants just selling actual home cooked food.I can *almost* count a Mexican place I go to sometimes. It's not quite real home cooking, but the time they take and the result when you see the dish in front of you tells you thatA: they cooked that after you orderedB: they didn't go crazy with additives, the taste's like something anyone could and would cook on their own house, if so inclined and had the know-how
>>75733341I don't know what it is but he just bothers me, maybe it's his association with Oprah and the other elites, I just don't think he is a good person.
>>75733341It would be similar to what I currently eat but with more variety and everything would be freshly cooked by a professional chef.
eggs.rice/pasta/potato + meat/fish + veggiessame for dinnerpeanuts and fruit for snacksmilk
>>75733341if I had a personal chef I'd probably become fatter even though the options would be healthy. that's an interesting thought exercise.
>>75733530he's one of the most zogged in hollywood and almost certainly gay/bi. he's one of the kings of redditbut if i had a personal chef i would basically say something every day like "i want orange chicken, can you make me some kind of macro friendly orange chicken that fits within these macro requirements, uses no seed oils or low quality ingredients, and fits into this calorie range while also having enough weight/volume"id do that with pizzas, burgers, ice cream etc. try to get the most flavor for my calorie/macro buck. I try doing this as is but it's a huge pain in the ass, I'd love to outsource all that neuroticism to some wagiealso man i wish there was a single, cheap-ish fast food item that was simply higher-protein and lower calorie, I would get it every day, cooking and cleaning up is such a headache
I'd be genetically modifying myself and generating too much testosterone and muscles just from jerking off.
>>75733341not different from what Im eating nowbut I would pay somebody to cook for me
>>75733827same
>>75733341Lightly but thoroughly (low heat) pan-cooked chicken breasts in whole milk blended in a blender for breakfast. Shredded grilled chicken and mildly spicy shredded peppers with a butter sauce, salt and pepper for lunch. Fatty steak with buttered, salted and peppered mashed potatoes with a white gravy for dinner. There would be days where I'd switch breakfast and lunch, depending on how I feel. Spicy food can be good to get you going throughout the day.I assume I'm not cooking any of this. My hitting my marks is always a problem for me because I just straight hate cooking and cleaning. I currently drink a fuckton of milk and protein powder.
>>75733341If I had celebrity money I would set aside exactly how much I needed to live a slightly more comfortable life and I would donate the rest to charity. I would eat normal food. You can eat healthier than 99% of the population by going to a food bank and using SNAP to buy rice and beans and chicken.
>>75733397You seem reasonable and sane
>>75733423What are you currently eating that takes hours of prep time for a week?
>>75733938you better not donate it to charity who will just give it browns, nogs, jeets and beaners and keep perpetuating the cycle of terror we're in. donate it to an actual cause for good, like some young family white family with a lot of kids, or the NRM
>>75733972Life must be so strange having minorities in your brain 24-7 and thinking in such negative ways as you do. I feel really bad for you.
>>75733977There's literally tens of millions of violent foreign felons (border-crossing illegally is a violent action) in America who have been proven to be facilitated here illegally by the American government using various organizations and apps. In the last two years alone let alone all four, it has been the literally largest invasion in history. The official number is 11 million, the border guard says 13, and some data analyst think tanks say it's as many as 15 million in four years. On the low end, that's the equivalent of more than everyone in Greece or Sweden, or the states of more than North Carolina, Georgia, or Michigan. You are a fucking fool.Not him, by the by.
>>75734004I didn't read your post. Get well soon, bro.
>>75734008I will kill you in real life.
>>75733977It's called being conscious. Niggers are weighing down the western world. The only time they ever contributed was when they were slaves.
>>75733939Just an idea bro, no need to get all sassy on me
>>75733341If you can afford Netflix and video games and Starbucks, you can afford good groceries.I'd eat roughly what I eat now. Banana/oats/nuts/eggs and coffee for breakfast, random snack thing (probably junk food) for lunch, then a pound of steak/venison/sausage/shrimp, a heap of spinach/carrots/mushrooms/avocado, and at bit of beans/rice/potatoes/box mac and cheese for dinner. I feed myself ~4000 calories a day for ~$600 a month.
>>75733341Salmon and Protein shakes.
>>75733341more oystersI would have my own dairy cowsmy own chickensonly eat premium grass fed beef + the organs you can't get normally on supermarkets whale meat
>>75733397>oats>spinach/kale>brown ricemistakes
>>75734058Fuck off back to /biz/ wannabe finance bro, no one asked for your shitty "advice"
>>75735774what's wrong with them? genuinely curious
>>75733341Lots of exotic fruits, meats and cheeses, not so many pancakes. Also, about 100 non-prescription performance-enhancing and putatively life-extending pills a day.>t. actually rich and probably outliving the Rock.
>>75735997Curious what your max lifts are Richey Rich. nothing except pure curiosity
>>75733341Literally identical to what I eat now except higher quality and I wouldn't have to cook it myself>lamb>steak>salmon>chicken breast>eggs>canned chili>canned deenz>canned beenz>yoghurt>cottage cheese>whey>fruit>vegetables>occasional nuts/sneedsToday I had coffee, lamb with mixed vegetables (cauliflower/zucchini/tomato) for lunch, steak with mixed vegetables (bell peppers/tomato/garlic) and yoghurt garlic sauce for dinner, an apple and some raisins for dessert. I'm experimenting with an autistic grain-free potato-free diet where my only carbs come from beans and fruit and honey, never had healthier dumps in my life and I'm never bloated.
>>75736019>he still tries to blow his joints out with 1RMs to increase chiropractor business>now unbelievably 1925+(200/2)
>>75733341I'd buy nicer steaks and eggs. Maybe some good lamb. I think I'd spend more money on a nicer espresso machine and grinder setup. I'd probably spend the same amount I do every month on coffee desu.
>>75733341I'd eat nothing but tight teen ass and virgin pussy.
>>75736053so low then?
>>75735997>probablyRoidtrannying as hard and as long as him means 10-20 years off your life just by cellular senescence from that much metabolic activity, and that's assuming he got lucky and didn't turn his heart into a fent reactor or get some other horrendous sides
>>75736071he can probably afford to counter act it with stem cells or the blood of a virgin or something if we're being completely honest.
>>75736082No. There's a reason real Hollywood actors don't fuck with roids long-term, they age you like fucking crazy. They can keep his face looking young but his organs are paste.
>>75736060Based & high quality purveyor pilled
>>75736082>afford to counter act it with stem cells or the blood of a virgin or somethingif you do a deep dive the on the stem cell reprogramming shit, it's still a little sketch in terms of potential cancer risk. >>>/sci/16531799Bryan Johnson gave up on the blood shit after trying it for a while, just like taking Rapamycin. There are a bunch of less memey compounds functioning as little bandaids on the aging process if you look deep enough in PubMed.
>>75733938>donate the rest to charityA fool and his money part ways.
>>75736135Grim worldview
>>75736138Grim reality. Less than 10% of the charity money goes to the actual cause.
I would have my lover make me the same things she already would be.I would be infinitely happier.
>>75736141Seems like a you problem that you can't research and pick a good charity.
>>7573613899.9% of "charities" operate the way the Clinton Foundation operated in Haiti, except they have to embezzle the money a little more subtly. There are no Knights Hospitaller in this faggot-ass Camp of the Saints hell-world.
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