Wtf the Mario speedrun world record holder is JACKEDImagine being a pantyboy dyel that dedicates their life to speedrunning an 80s videogame only to be facemogged, bodymogged and speedmogged by this aura farming gigachad
>>76712696Based gymchad
>>76712696Almost every adult nerd I know lifts now. i think they realized that lifting isn't that different from videogames, it's a repetitive hobby that you try to get a little bit better everyday.
>>76712786There's also cheating (PEDs) which will fuck you up just like cheat codes will bust your computer.
>>76712696>autistic guy who loves repeating the same thing over and over is liftingwho would've thought
>>76712793TFW u realize PubMed basically like IDA Pro for biology shit and you just need to find which proteins to target and not target for peformance enhancement without side effects.
>>76712696>is JACKEDis it? >>76712845>>76712863
>>76712793how will me typing pepperoni pizza in age of empires bust my computer, I just get 1000 extra food you mong>>76712786thats menot even playing games anymore, but I program for work. At some point I got back pain from doing the shrimp for 8-9 work hours straight, looked into exercise, and just started lifting. It's nice, you see slow progress on the numbers and I have 0 back pain, it all went away about 1-2 months after I started. I just lift for around 40 mins 3 times a week and I have never looked and felt better
>>76712696Nerds are evolving. It was about time
>>76713038Based, thats basically me. Videogames pissed me off because i spent a gorillion hours of shit that disappears after you delete the game or the servers shut down. Fitness is an endless game that gives you irl achievements and unlocks irl abilities. I work with computers in a female dominated office and im known as the fit jacked guy (even tho im very dyel by /fit/ standards). I constantly mog the other fat and skinnyfat males and whenever theres something heavy to lift or carry, all the females go directly to ask it to me. Bonus point for style, fashion and knowing how to do your fucking job properly, ive became unmoggable at my workplace. Literally, just level up irl and bee urself, its that shrimple
>>76713058Oh and btw, since i started getting my shit together, i had two paycheck raises. The aura you visually project is really important.
>>76713058>Videogames pissed me off because i spent a gorillion hours of shit that disappears after you delete the game or the servers shut down.I played MMO's from 1990's to 2000's and have literally nothing to show for it. I can't believe I did that to myself. What's autistic is that I would do it all over again, those were the golden years of the internet and online games.
>>76713068I understand playing MMOs when you are younger. At least back then they were a great way to socialize with friends or random people without having to leave your home. But as an adult the idea of having to grind before I can actually start playing the game fills me with dread.
>>76713088Yeah I would not play them these days, it's not the same thing anymore. MMO's these days are glorified single player games. Back in the 1990s/early 2000s it was a completely different experience. Facebook in 2007 causing an explosion in social media users essentially killed MMO's, MMO's were basically the first social media platforms in a way.
>>76712696Gamers won
been happening for years
>>76712877One of my friends had this medical condition. Can't remember what the fuck it's called though. Super dangerous though. Not surprised he stays inside and streams all day
>roided up adderal addicted zoomiei give him about 5 years good luck buddy
>>76713391>Can't remember what the fuck it's called though.Edema>Edema is a condition where excess fluid accumulates in the body's tissues, causing swelling>Anabolic steroids and edema>Anabolic-androgenic steroids (AAS) are synthetic versions of testosterone that increase muscle mass. High doses of these drugs, often taken by abusers, can lead to several side effects, including edema.
>>76712696Same shit happened with Path of Exile.
Crazy glow up in 2 yearsHaircut + roids + clothes (or lack of) is all you need to go from incel to gigachad
>>76713691What's crazy was this Chad doesn't even play anymore he just came back after not playing for x years to win then quit again
>>76712786Because they're lonely. Gym-going is a lonely incel activity now.
>>76713691the guy in the black hoodie looks bigger and he's in a fucking hoodielmao
>>76713887fat
>>76713068e-everquest chad? that game is imprinted on my soul the way i imagine WoW is for people a little younger than me. the three years i spent playing that game were terrible irl but i'd do it all over again too.
>>76713887He does not.
>>76713691I’m pretty sure left guy is just a skinny fat nerd, he no-lifes multiple games that require to grind your ass off (WoW, PoE) to the point of being a top level “pro”. I don’t think he even has time to work out and make healthy food. Nick if you’re reading this and I’m wrong I am so sorry bro.
>>76713372>adds pasha>doesn't add freakazoid Who made this shit
>>76714078I did.
>>76713860Shitposting on 4chan is an incel activity.
>>76712696Copebros, our response?
>>76714526Response to that comic? One word - faggot
>>76713068At least MMOs teach you interesting stuff. Scheming, exploits, how and who to trust, dedication, economics, gaslighting, etc etc. Knowledge and cleverness gains.Then puzzles and competitive stuff like fighting games and tactical shooters work your brain muscles (reaction speed, memory, pattern recognition and stuff)If you weren't going outside for that time anyways it's way better than staring at a screen and doing nothing. Or being a Sims/Story-driven/Cookie clicker/Gacha player all that time. You'll be literally brain dead by today with either choice.Useful stuff those games. Control is what is needed.
>>76713887what matters is the aura+ego
>>76714526i lift and read and do way more creative stuff than draw pictures, like carpentry and welding, and i am talking with my friends right now. I just worked with a former drug dealer with bullet hole scars for 2 months. a friend i work with previously worked on star wars. i regularly go camping and just went caving with a few friends after we camped in an old miners hut and played accordion in it.when is it going to get boring?
>>76712696He will troonMark my words
>>76712696Speedrunners have mental illness and severe body image issues. Most of them turn into trannies. This faggot is a roidtranny for the time being, but he will become a normal tranny soon enough.
>>76712793>cheatingNotice the muscle maturation, youll never have the aesthetics of a natty if you use peds as time+hormone balance. This guy could be natty, thats similar to what i look like after a pump albeit not lean and it kinda irks me that the new muscle doesnt flow as well because it means your hyperteophy is outpacing hgh aka natty limit, and is why roiders look so peculiar.
>>76713068>>76713107>would do it all over again, those were the golden years of the internetWhat are MMOs even like now? I used to play insane amounts of WoW back in the 2000s, and a bit in 2010s on private servers, I really liked the small tight communities people had there. Feenix servers were awesome, even with all their bugs.
>>76712696Just imagine being the other high level runner like that dude who fucked up his runs while Miyamoto was watching. All those mid age nerds who wasted their life getting the best time only to get btfo'd by chad thundercock over here who tried a lil bit of speedrunning as a joke and got a better time than the losers who wasted their entire 20s on shaving a bit of time of a game no gives a fuck anyone. lol
>>76713678Edema is not a medical condition retardigga it's a symptomit would be the same as calling coughing or itchiness a medical condition
>>76715145is this English?
>>76712786Yeah this. Lifting is basically MMO farming irl
>>76712696>>76713049Idk why this is a surprise to anyone. Colleges have been weeding out autistic shut-ins from their schools.
>>76712696You can't be at peak capability mentally without being at peak capability physically
>>76712786This is exactly why I stopped playing video games at 14, I started lifting instead
>>76715049same thing happened btw in other games like cs and dota and formerly halo, quake, unreal, cod.server lobbies used to persist. and for cs and dota it was all about rep and banlists. so everyone was part of the community and it was easy to make new friends. now it's corpo hosted queues and people hardly communicate and bad actors dont get banned.gaming was so much better when community servers and shit existed. IRC, mumble, ventrilo, teamspeak, raidcall, and banlist scrims.
>>76713372arent all the CS pros skinny nerds that look like girls now? That one russian pro is almost fuckable, Donk I think his username is.
>>76713372>>76715799Mostly what happened is the birth of e-celebs/influncers and gamers realized that they could make a lot more money if they were also /fit/. Being just a top gamer or just /fit/ by itself is going to be much harder, it's the combo. Even take like pewdiepie, noone cares if a random Swedish man is half /fit/. But when he already has an audience watching him, him getting slightly /fit/ makes money, a part of this lifestyle sort of thing they're selling. >>76715341Technically you're correct but I'd be wary of saying this because there are lots of examples of people who are dogshit physically yet destroy left and right mentally. When you're /fit/ there is a lot more to do and achieve, when your schedule is a lot emptier hence more time to git gud at stuff like that.
>>76716062when you're not /fit/ your schedule is a lot empter*We've all seen ugly/fat/twig people coping by getting really good at something other than socializing.
>>76714526I love how pseudo intellectuals love to say "I'd rather read a book" like they ever have by choice
>>76713691>>76713849tie23 last video (before he quit poe1) was really enlightening on how get got to that level. he talked about everything he did to get good. basically his body was limiting him so he worked out so his body didn't hurt when he was practicing. Then at the end he realized it wasn't worth being a "cherry boy"
