/g/ humour thread
>>107744527I don't get out of bed anyways
>>107744046LOL!
Why haven’t any of those tech giants or billionaires tested quantum computer chips to see if they can build the ultimate gaming PC?
>be apple>have the fruit from the garden of eden as your logo>your most popular sale demographic is women
15 years ago I thought there's no way anyone would want to buy overpriced apple bullshit like computers were a fashion statement.turns out I was wrong. I underestimated women. Just like Adam thought there's no way Eve would condemn all of humanity to eat a fruit
>>107749676>eating a fruit to get knowledge is evil>golems literally never consider the implications of this storyI cannot think of a more cucked story in any religion except that time Muhammad gets raped by a bunch of men
>>107749691hope she sees this, bro
>>107749602>be apple>make your first mac computer>the price is 666.66 dollarsnice
Kek
>>107741454What's the problem?
>>107741454look how much screenspace is lost around the stupid island.look how it cuts off at the other sidedo iToddlers really?
I kind of want it
>>107741944there are t9 keyboards for android, you know. and on a 3×4 grid the onscreen buttons are much easier to hit than your typical onscreen keyboard button. so it kinda works.thumb-key works on a similar idea. just with swiping in a direction instead of multi-taps for the alternative letters.
I really just want what is basically a PSP with a slide down keyboard.
He's calling for death penalty for people asking Grok to generate bikinis for those under 18. This could be HUGE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quaLo8vET-Y
>>107749303>might count as some kind of harassment.>might>might>>>>>>>>>>>mightI'm 100% certain it is.
>>107747692Yes, masturbating to real kids should get you put to death. Nobody who isn't a pedophile would disagree with this.
>overweight indian grifter is totally not making an organic thread
>>107747692This guy is a little obsessed with CP from how often I hear him complain about CP. Now if the what I've seen before in the past that can only mean one thing.
>>107748034>on topic discussion in good thread>europeans show up>durr durr america bad here's some useless knowledge about my retarded flyover country america america america just range ban euros. they don't contribute anything to the internet and they never will.
So come to find out, you can talk real nasty with Grok. I got it to play some naughty fetishes with me. I didn't expect it. I love it. Have you guys tried it yet? Post results
>>107737300bro we jailbroke grok as soon as the api was available
>>107746139Actually, put it in argumentative mode, it's kinda hot then switch to romance>>107749185doesn't seem like we need to anymore.
What is Grok? Some AI tool? What's it different from ChatGPT?I'm living under a rock in terms of AI.
>>107737300People were doing this back in 2023, you've discovered nothing new, the fuck do people think we were doing in the ai chatbot channelsYou can do this with every AI model by the way
>>107749637It's literally skub vs anti-skub. Go back under your rock and just ignore all this nonsense.
Why use Usenet?Zero risk of getting cyberbullied by your ISP sending you cease and desist letters when you download Inglorious Basterds free TESTED no virus as a complete NZB instead of a fragmented torrent file you're expected to seed.No dumbass kids.No mainstream social media slop.No parasocial behavior towards people who got popular on the internet.Read funny old alt newsgroup threads for free in Google Groups instead of paying money to read old jokes on SA.Great resource for getting the newest GNU/Linux and anime news, if you know where to look. We are anime website.Usually need to pay a subscription fee to be able to post, unless you're using Eternal September as your server. Subscription services keep out kids who need mommy's credit card to buy stuff and anyone not terminally online enough to want to post in newsgroups hosted by a paywalled server.
>>107746368Are you serious? FMS on Hyphanet is packed.
>>107745917>No dumbass kidsTrue but you've got those cross-posting dickwaving asshats polluting the groups. And blocking each new user day after day is tiresome.
There are a few usenet services you can sign up with that provide block accounts for DLs. You could spend that on posting and not warez.
>>107745917how much chicken popcorn does it have?
Who has harmed /g/ more?
>>107748686https://voca.ro/1bAznCLgeJlm
>>107748686>top>regurgitates jeethub snippets>bottom>produces a large number of elite programmersGiven that /g/ basically survives off of delusions of superiority I'd say bottom does way more harm to it.
>>107748758believing in ziggers stats is like believing for whatever data from china
>>107748758>arguing with draftbots
OPs.
Three 24" monitors or one huge monitor for programming?
3440x1440 in the middle with two 2560x1440 on the side. Sorry.
>>107746535>does any game even take into consideration the actual field of view all those screens (should) give you?Any game with a 3D engine will take it into "consideration" when you set your FOV correctly, which is trivial in any game not designed by thirdies. The developer does not know your FOV. At best, he has a rough guess that can be completely wrong, as seen in pretty much all default 4k handling, which tends to treat displays as high DPI instead of high area.The issue with FOV settings on large area monitors is the viewport. Monitors are assumed to be squares, the spherical world projection is condensed down to a flat 2D plane, which doesn't work correctly on curved surfaces, and because it's a square viewport, you get distortion at the edges of larger FOVs. Projection correction can fix this, but it's typically only found in sim racing games where triples are the norm.
>>107741323I don't even use the 2nd most of the time. Alt tabbing is faster than moving my head
>>107741019Where did he steal that monitor and laptop from?
>Three 24" monitors or one huge monitor for programmingboth are bad for the neck.
how the fuck is it so fast
>>107738055Alternative for this on Linux?
>>107748529find and whereis.
>>107748570I want thumbnails
>>107740121>>107738852
>>107738477why would it need ai?
/biz/ herre.How is AI not another dot-com bubble?What are its practical applications, aside from porn generation and helping high schoolers with their homework? How does it make money?
>>107747504checked
>>107747761its just low brow marketing
>>107740622>cryptoWhere my /smg/ niggers at?
>>107740616thispeople think the govt is going to let it pop? lmao
>>107738513and you tech tards wonder why you have so little job security
>UIs to generate animeComfyUI:https://github.com/comfyanonymous/ComfyUISwarmUI:https://github.com/mcmonkeyprojects/SwarmUIre/Forge/Classic:https://rentry.org/ldg-lazy-getting-started-guide#reforgeclassicSD.Next:https://github.com/vladmandic/sdnextWan2GP:https://github.com/deepbeepmeep/Wan2GPInvokeAI:https://www.invoke.com/>How to Generating Anime Imageshttps://rentry.org/comfyui_guide_1girlhttps://tagexplorer.github.iohttps://making-images-great-again-library.vercel.app/https://neta-lumina-style.tz03.xyz/>Output cleanupComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Any models good at making comic panels? I notice my illustrious model sometimes makes them despite me telling it not too, at they are pretty consistent, but ironically if I tell it to it doesn't
>>107749294You'd probably need a LoRA for that or do it yourself with GIMP or something.
Any VideoGen results with RTX 5070 ti ?
Are these things a good alternative to compressed air?
>>107746982What kind of man doesn't own an air compressor?Anon really?I owned a little 2 gallon Air Comp when I was 14yrs old.
yes, they are pretty good and they do their job just fine
I got this. Use case for battery operation?
>>107748871>He didn't slide out of his mom's pussy holding a 1/2 gallon air compressor tankFucking poser, get off my board.
>>107746982they’re way better because they don’t have bittrex in them
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>>107749230Be honest - how often did you manually alter the output code snippets
>>107749319I manually switched the presentation mode from mailbox to fifo and inserted a custom plant (fern). I don’t need to touch anything because I can tell Opus to do it. It could’ve done those things if I asked it to.
>>107748974>bone animation attemptAm I retarded or is that a model train? Looks smooth tho
>>107727030>starting the new year with rixels
>>107747139You should be fine. I had gipiti guide me through Blender and in a day I didn't need it. Remember you can always import assets and edit/downscale them, you don't have to reinvent the wheel.
STOP NOTICING THINGS
>>107730220just request cancel for any baddies it takes multiple requests for anything to materialize
>>107745857probably has something to do with AI making everything more expensive lately
>>107748465It's not AI that's causing this though.
I saw that post too. Very funny.hackernews - arrogance Reddit - mediocrity as virtue4chan - master baiterstwitter - bait lickers & namefagstiktok/youtube - as fake as TVinstagram/facebook - coffindiscord - gay orgytumblr - girl 4chan
