Apple September event starting in ~40 minutes.What to expect:>iPhones>Apple Watch updates>Other minor consumer productsWhat not to expect:>New Macs (M4 Macs in separate October event)>New OS updates>Vision Pro 2Youtube stream (for poors): https://www.youtube.com/live/uarNiSl_uh4Better stream on apple.com or Apple TV app.
Things Apple will invent today:>Breathing>AI>Magnets>Music
predict the new announcements that will make android users seethe. it's always the best part of these events :'-)
>>102304490Omg Apple invented god rays!
>>102304426can macs even output 8K?
>>102304426>Apple Watch updatesGood, my Series 5 it's due an update now
I love Apple Keynote generals.Is there anything more comfy than getting in your chair to watch along with /g/ while shitposting about Apple’s “inventions” and making fun of the token diversity presenters?
>>102304536why not
when will apple release a fitness band for wristlets like me?
>It's Glowtime.Apple about to invent being spied on.
While I'm still content with my 14 Pro Max, the only way I'll upgrade is with camera improvements.>>102304558Pretty comfy.
>12 pro>finally upgrading to 120 hz, usbc, cameras, bezelsbased
>>102304558I agree but after actually using an Iphone I can say crapple sucks
I doubt there is a reason to update from iPhone 13 Pro, especially in the EU where the Apple Intelligence features are delayed far into next year. Maybe next fall when they release the rumored "iPhone 17 Slim"
LINK TO STREAM NOW AVAILABLEhttps://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/
are there any populat twitch streamers that stream this?
>>102304870
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxfSJWm0g4YGET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW
i’m gonna cum
>>102304885you don't need twitch
/comfy/
decent music choice, as always
how long until they show us a black person?
JAYLAZY SHIT STICKY THE THREAD
Annual rehash event cool
>>102304932right after Timothy speaks desu
>>1023049322 minute and 30 seconds after the first speaker, screenshot this
>>102304490How do old people like Tim with loose sphincter have gay anal sex in the ass?
Erm... The sticky is right behind me, isn't it??
> glowtime
>>102304959not all gay people have anal sex
apple makes truly fantastic products. there really is no going back
>glowtime
>>102304976What's the point of being a fag, then? Social media attention?
>>1023049552:30 after the first speaker starts or stops?
Convince me why I should give up on apple when they are so far ahead of everyone else it's embarrassing.
first for new goypods max pros
H-H-H-HERE WE GO>inb4 "GOOOD MOARNANG"
>>102305006Non-fags will never know the joy of sucking a cock.
>GOOD MORNAAAANG
>>102305017Where's their foldables then?
>justice on the apple streamLET'S FUCKING GOOOO
I'm just here to shitpost apple trannies
good morning sirs!
>>102305031>DO NOT REEEDEEEEEEM SAAAAAAR>inb4 its all indians
>>102305013starts
Humbly requesting a stickified thread, dear mod.
>>102305042foldables are absolute shit and break within a year.
has it started? all I see is gay animations
>Justiceholy utterly based
>>102305044who remembers when the trannies were seeting because apple didn't mention tracking their "periods"?
IM GLOWING
i hope there is non binary representation during this event
APPLE WON
>>102305050already saw blaqpplyou lost lol
where's the bingo card?Is the phone 100% recycled garbage now?
>>102304932lmao
Gaybros?
LOL I WAS SO WRONG>>102305050>>102305013>>102304955
>>102304426JANNIES AND MODS PIN THIS YOU UNPAID NIGGERS
APPLE INVENTED ARMLESS PEOPLE
>>102305077DEI OBLIGATION SUCCESS
>not even 5 seconds in>already black disabled woman
>>102304932>Literally 10 seconds inHAHAHAHA
>>102305017> so far ahead of everyone> mogged by Even Realities
lmao first ad is full of black fat niggers
>>102305077LMAO they really didn’t waste any time
apple invented SAVING LIVES
why don't they do live events anymore? these pre-recorded events are shit
FATDISABLEDMINORITIES
>APPLE INVENTED ZESTY NIGGERS.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Who's taking care of the N-count this time?
>>102305097Tranistion away from arm cpus confirmed.
BUY APPLE WATCH OR YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE
>>102304426Why is everyone so god damned fat and ugly???
>>102305119>pov waiting in line for your ebt card
OMG, DANCUING BLACK PEOPL:E, APPLE WINS AGAIN
>>102305122kek
>>102305037whats so great about putting another mans penis in your mouth and sucking out the sex wee
>>102305128kek, that's literally what they're saying
Uhhh the Paralympics ended Apple..
APPLE INVENTED BLACKS
bros my sides already hurt
blacks
SO THIS IS TECHNOLOGY ANON....
TIM SAN
SO UNBELIEVABLY GAY ALREADY
GOOD MAWRNING
GOOOOOOOOOOD MOARNAAAAAANG
>>102305149apple invented cooking
GAY RAINBOW IN BACKGROUND
technology?
>apple park (tm)
HERE COMES TIMMY BOY
where is the pin fag jannies
TIM THUNDER COCK
>>102305149dios mio...
>MEGA SIZED FAGBOW
they really have to push their fag propagandas, huh?
/pol/ here, do i need to know anything when posting here?i can't say the n-word, right?
My nigga Tim
yes, they mentioned apple intellingence
AHAHAHAH GAYPHONE
>Apple invented weimar republic.
>>102305130The pretty people don't want to be part of this globohomo.By the way, is there a term for the brainrot style of Apple keynote speech?There must be some kind of research on that topic. It's way too consistently vapid to be something that just one company perfected.
APPLE INVENTED AI
fag
this is so powerful im tearing up bros
>>102305140I don't know. But girls enjoy it, and apparently some men do too.
are you allowed to buy an iphone if you're not gay?
>stickyheh, i chose correctly
>>102305180how else will they get their DEI ESG BlackRock money
IF YOU DONT WEAR APPLE WATHC YOU GONNA DIE
>CTRL+F>n-word 9 timesi guess i can
why do i need apple intelligence?
STICKY IS GO
>when songs you listened to college are used in ads for sovlless bugman commercialsis it truly over for me?
THANK YOU BASED MOD
>STICKIED
I wanna suckle on Timmy's nippys.
>Youtube stream (for poors)>stickiedkeeeeeeeeeeeek andrones btfo
>apple never mentions ai hehe, this is deliberate 4d chess>Tim Cook literally not even 30 seconds into the speech>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND MACHINE LEARNING Keeeeek
>>102305214>>102305182politest /pol/ user
>>102304426WTF is this channel.Its a scam livestream with 300.000 viewers lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCbVCAFE1Y
I haven't been a macfag since 2006, and with e3 being dead, this is fun.
This is quite gay.
forsen my nigga
>STICKIEDLESSS GLOWWWW
It really is disgusting how silicon valley people dress.Like bro you're worth millions and pushing 65 get some fucking taste and stop dressing like a 15 year old.
CAN I BUY THAT RAINBOW ANON?
>>102305185he's the most based faggot
>buying an overpriced watch
prerecorded btw
Why does he talk like I should send him the numbers on the back of my credit card to help john wick win the victory fortnite royal?Like some loud boring text to speech
>Apple invented fisting another man anus
AW LAAAAAWD YOUKNAWMSAYIN ALLBOUTDATAPPLESHIEEET
APPLE INVENTED STICKYS
>>102305130because they are americans
>>102305242forsen.
>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY
ITS GLOWTIME
APPLEL INVENTED WATCH
POSTING IN A LE STICKY!!!
Is Tim a top or a bottom?
>LGBTQ+ AI++
>>102304426AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
POSTAN IN STICKY
new watch less gooo
how much is this new watch gonna cost
>>102305266vers and a lil kinky
its the fucking same
damn I was here before sticky I swear
wow it looks the fucking same
>all new design>looks the same.
Thread is moving so fast nobody will know I'm a dancing body positive Black woman of Color
APPLE NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
ITS THE SAME DESIGN
>apple invented blacked.com
ITS GLOW TIME BOYS
>>102305244rich people aren't that obsessed with fashion trends that die out in two months. he's probably wearing something like loro piana
Why does the music sound like a demon summoning ritual?
>fundamentally new design>Literally looks the same but thinnerKEK
apple invented old men in blue tops
>literally the same watch 7th time in a rowwhat the fuck is this shite
>everyone in this ad is disfigured or an amorphous fat blobWhy can't we just make things with beauty in them? This has to be an intentional WEF tactic to make the ugliness seem normal.
>new design
this thread is fucking hilarious
lol its so over the top and dramatic.
BIGGER
>>102304426>This new designLiterally the same goyslop as always
posting
all people actually care about is the battery life but they wont improve it much at all
Omg a white guyMy eyes
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WATCHES SHOW IPHONE
Why does he pronounce words like he has a broom up his ass
>>102305267keep dreaming
do ppl really type on their watch?
wow so good thanks tim apple
> apple invented an extra line of text
>same shit again
>largest display yet6" watch to go with my 6" phone when?
> And still no fold I phone
WHY DID THEY SHOW SERIES 6, SHOW SERIES 9
my ultra is mogged what the fuck
>>102305301There's a pretty big gap between being fashion obsessed trend chaser and dressing like a sloppy teenager. They should be in the middle like any respectable member of society.
>>102305314your mom
>>102305326lol itoddler
>>102305261my niGGa
>we made the screen bigger>and the body
I can't wait for this fucker to drain battery like shit
>Blacks on backround>Let's be even more subversive goy
looks like shit
apple just invented time
can it run grindr
HOLY SHIT, ONE EXTRA LINE OF TEXT!!!!!!!
>sticky
I miss when the suits wore suits
>>102304426Jeff looks like an aids patient
>typing on a watchsounds absolutely dreadful
>>102305316The action camera angles mesmerize the normalfags.
apple are so fucking boring these days. no innovation at all.
>additional line of textHOLY SHIIIIITT
We made it 0.00001 inches taller so your gay lover can text you with bigger text
BIGGESTBIGGESTBIGGESTBIGGEST BOUNCE OF THA SUMMA
>BIGGEST WATCH EVERI'M LOSING MY BRAIN CELLSLITERALLY WHY IS THIS KIND OF KEYNOTE A THINGIT'S LITERALLY ANTI SPEECHTHERE IS NO MEANINGANTI-MEANINGBUZZWORDS AND NO MEANINGWHY IS THERE NO MEANINGI'M FUCKING LOSING ITIS THIS A HUMILIATION RITUAL
>Make it 1mm larger>Charge $300 extrawew
>>102305357it comes preinstalled
>>102305302That's just liquid DnB
>>102305357It comes preinstalled
Why are there still bezels Why not wrap the display over the edges?
theory: the the apple watch size increases as the US obesity rate increases. they probably test their watches on fat black >people to make sure it fits their oven mitt hands.
>>102305285Who dis beautiful black kween?
>>102305340Nobody wants your foldslop, fuck off
I haven't used /g/ in 10 years. You guys pin these now? That's hilarious
>>102305362>>>>102305364he's on a walk/run, why would he war a suit?
>>102305261OC OC OC!!
>Sticky for Apple event>No sticky for Pixel event
>brighterAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Big black model, yay!
Just show mac mini redesign.
>>102305376>>102305379lol
MORE TEXT
BBC WATCH
>>102305380it would crack
moving hands on a watch!!
>>102305391pixel is google botnet
>1Oo9huh?
New WATCH FACE!!! Only works on Series 10.
What if I'm not a watch-wearing faggot, Apple? Your move
They have SECONDS on the watch now? I'm blown away
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Da scween smola
FUCK APPLE. THEY SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUINED THE SMARTPHONE MARKET BY GETTING THE COMPETITION TO COPY WHAT THEY'RE DOING BY REMOVING FEATURES. FUCK APPLE AND THEIR WALLED GARDEN. SAME SHIT WATCH DESIGN BEING USED FOR TEN YEARS.
>>102305391lol, what did you expect? Apple event stickys are /g/ tradition, nobody cares about Google events
Flux is the ugliest shit I've ever seen
>Aloominamfucking burgers I swear
>these buzzwords I'm cooming
Apple invented blacks
>>102305292>Black woman of ColorKEK
>SILICON NANOPARTICLES
>>102305389Ok maybe not him but everyone else in general
NEW WATCH FACE WITH NO DIFFERENCES TO ALL OTHER DIGITAL FACESHow about you add a fucking watchface API? Or at least fix the fucking selection of shitty faces.
>>102305386it's a containment pinof course that does say a lot about the current /g/ userbase
POPCORN, THIS THREAD GONNA BE SO FUNNY
>>102305376>>102305379
ALUMIUNIUM
It's 9.7mm thick!
>>102305414yeah probably whats gonna happen
SILICON NANOPARTICLESMOLECULAR LEVELWWOOOOOAAAHHH
>>102305391no one cares about google phones apart from india
>>102305391Poogle's events are boring as fuck and their hw is even worse than Apple's.
here's you apple watch bro
People sleep with the watch on?
>>102305391No one cares about Poogle
>>102305427>AHHHHlooooMINIummmgay
NANOPARTICLES
series nein
>still thicker than my Soviet supercompressorlel
>>102305380I constantly bump my watch into everything, it needs to be a bit tough
Is there anyone jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge in the background?
>every millimeter matters>we've made it bigger
APPLE INVENTED PLAYING MUSIC
1.5 day battery life.>laughs in garmin
>>102305285this is why I left, i have been with Apple since 2007, and now vivo fold x3 pro
>jet blackHave you learn nothing from the iPhone 7?
>>102305450no, the battery dies before you wake up.
>>102305410DON'T CARE. iPhone doesn't let me install Chance/Clover/Kuroba so I can easily shitpost on the go. FUCK APPLE.
>>102305450how else would you track sleep?
>every gram matters>That's why we made it thinnerAh yes, 2+2=5 KEEK
thin but still too big
>>102305458>americans have arrived
good morning sirs is this watch manufactured in india?
Playing media on the WATCH
Can't wait to listen to podcast on my watch when in public transport.
If you call a fat dancing black woman corporate art style which part of that is more offensive?
You get lesser & thinnest mass !!!! for a huge price, seems like a good deal goy !!! :>
I WILL NOT SHOWER JEFF!
METAL BACK
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzz boring!!
>>102305470based
>>102305475>mobile postingkys zoomie
>shower/g/ btfo
>>102305478I close my eyes, and then I wake up.
GREAT, THE RETARDS ARE GOING TO BLAST MUSIC ON THE BUS THROUGH THE FUCKING WATCHES NOW
Reminder that Apple products are technology of White men. If you don’t use Apple, YOU ARE BROWN
>>102305471but muh nanoparticles and 30 step anodization also can't want for zoomers to start playing music from their watch in public
>iPhone doesn't let me install Chance/Clover/KurobaAndjeet is too stupid to install Chance using AltStore KEK
TITANFALL
>>102305475use testflight https://testflight.apple.com/join/gdHJSbzI
>poolished titaniumit's over
>the watch has a built in speakerGreat, yet another device for blacks to blast music in public
ITODDLERS BTFO!
Literally who the fuck wants to listen to a podcast through the speaker of their fucking watch wtf?
>>102305454KEK
IMAGINE USING A SMARTWATCH YOU NEED TO CHARGE EVERY SINGLE DAY LMAOOOOO
Fat dancing blacks playing dey culcha on the watch speaker in public
ALMOST 20%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>titanium meme again
>>102305345you'll never be as rich as him nigga
>apple invented titanium
Can I goon with the watch doe?
>>102305506every apple watch has a speaker lmao
>series 10>not series Xwhy tho?
>>102305285Same watch design being used for a decade. Only apple cucks would defend this shit. Apple died with Steve Jobs.
>>102305507White homosexual men from San Francisco and with AIDS.
great, my Apple Watch is too heavy, my weak arms hurt too much
WOAH you can emit audio through the speaker!! BRAVO APPLE
i just turn in, did i lost anything good ?
the beauty of metal
MAYONNAISE LOOP
why would I wear this over my stainless steel rolex submariner?
>airspace grade
>>102305507 T H I S
How is this a "completely new" design??
>>102305535stick it up your ass and send a message from your gayphone
.
>>102305535The "goon" type workout is available in the Fitness app
le titanium
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S THE BEST APPLE WATCH EVERHOLY MOTHER OF DOG BALLS I'M GOING TO CUM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS WATCH IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONALIZE MY LIFEBESTAPPLEWATCHEVERIT'S A REVOLUTION ON YOUR WRISTI LITERALLY JUST CAME 3 TIMES WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEOAND IT'S NOT EVEN DONE YETJESUS H CHRIST THERE IS A FUCKING NEW FINISHIT COMPLETES THE METALIC LOOKCHOLY FUCKIT REACTS SUBTLEY TO MY MOVEMENTSI WILL SELL MY CHILDRENS ORGANS TO OBTAIN ONE OF THESEI WILL KILL MY MOTHER AND DRINK HER BLOODI LOVE APPLE I WANT TO SUCK TIM COOKS DICK AND SWALLOW HIS CUM IM SO EXCITEDTITANTIUM SERIES 10 OUR NEXT CARBON NEUTRAL PRODUCTI NEED A MOP I JUST CAME SO HARD
>>102305544u missed a huge rainbow behind tim apple
>>102305524it takes two seconds to plop it on the charger
now das cool
>>102305544No just the dumb watch
>>102305538SEries X
1200 dallar saar
>>102305544You missed Tim Apple under the rainbow of gay.But I'm sure they'll show that again to show how progressive they are.
>>series neinwhoa jeff, relax man.
I missed the first bit, have they talked phones yet?
apple watch is pure goyslop for bugmenonly a bugman would unironically wear one
>>102305507>White gay men.Fixed
Wait a minute, why am I watching this?I can just read MKBHD's feed
>MUH CARBONSTFU
Fuck California
apple silicon? sounds tasty
>>1023055444 core neural engine
introducing the pornhub app for apple watch
TRANSITIONS GRACEFULLY
>>102305563>forget to onceuh oh stinky guess im not bringing it with me today
>muh carbon neutral>soldered RAM and SSD
>>102305538Series X sounds too much like Siri Sex
>>102305560>sanest Android user
DIVER CITY
>>102305573no it will be last to force you to sit through all the boring crap
Apple invented touch tap
uh they forgot to put numbers on it. how the fuck am I suppose to know the time?
>>102305553Cook is a lying faggot who got mindbroken after his pet VR project failed.
>>102305385I DO already got one after years with apple
>>102305573they make phones?
>>102305176>>102305154>>102305149>>102305147
APPEL INVENTED THE S10SCAMSUNG BTFO
>>102305535Yep, my gives me workout notifications when I'm jacking off, thinks I'm working out on an elliptical.
>quHickly
>titanium>titanium>titanium>titaniumIt's recycled you see, it's good for the environment you see
y dont they slap an M3 chip in the watch???
>>102305544>did i lost anything goodNoIn fact, you retained more brain cells than people who suffered through more of the speechWhy am I watching this?
>>102305573No just watch
This Jeff guy looks like he's into cuckold role-play and other disgusting porn shit
>>102305551SAAAR REDEEM THE ANDROID!
>>102305599i c baj
>>102305586Le tech nigger
HURRY HURRY HURRY I CAN'T WAIT TO DROP THOUSANDS ON CHINK/INDIAN HYBRID SLOPTECH
>AIslop now strapped to your wrist 24/7
holy fuckkkkkkkk who care about apple watch, move on
>>102305544a disabled black fat woman was shown less than 5 seconds in. along with a ton of other black fat people. you probably didnt miss much there, i bet they're gonna show many more of them
how brown is san francisco?
>>102305374>anjeet shizo has a meltie from seeing APPLE GODSlol
>>102305570>rainbow of gayFucking zoomer fag
>>102305599Balkan sexo.
>>102305538Xbox has the trademark.
>>102305586watching apple events with /g/ just to shitpost is a humiliation ritual
>>102305599advice bajs
>>102305622>No just watchI AM WATCHING
Why do Apple presenters stand so strangely?
APPLE SHIT ISN'T ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY BECAUSE ITS ANTI REPAIR AND THEY PUSHED THE WHOLE INDUSTRY TO NON REMOVABLE BATTERIES. FUCK APPLE.
WOULD
omg its a woman so diverse
>the ML model has detected you are gooning to degenerate porn and has notified the authorities Your reaction, /g/?
>>102305630>CHINK/INDIAN HYBRID SLOPTECHThis isn't a Pixel or Xiaomi showcase
>>102305595Microsoft copyright?
Stop wasting our time show the fucking phones
I AM THE TRAIN STATION!
>machine learning>machine learning
predict the new watch's price before reveal
take your meds.
meds now
Hello sirs
SUMBUL SPEAKING SUMBUL SHIT
MENA REPI'M ARAB. I LOVE ARABS.
I WANNA FUCK THIS AHMED
>Normies need to be told that it's loudIunno, I just hear that. Am I the weird one?
>>102305654Aids
AHHHHHHHHHHH APPLE MOMMY IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
yeesh that's sumbul shit
Can we have a smartphone powered by S10 with a one week battery life?
>Crapple is white man company, saaar.
>>102304426>Apple discovered facial recognition
AHMED AHMED AHMED AHMED AHMED AHMED AHMED DURKA DURKA
WATCH REMINDER: you haven't paid big pharma enough money recently
>>102305669299
why do they act like fucking robots
SEXO
lmao bugmen the point of a watch is to be a luxury accessory, like a necklace or ringno one fucking cares about bugman electronic watches
Meds
SHOW BOBS
why no booba out?
y/n?
English"how do I get to the train station?"Korean"Gook bok bung hung gong un gook chink chunk"
TAKE YOUR MEDS!
GET THE WATCH VAXXIE
more blacks
>those who ovulate
finally as a trans woman i can track my ovulation!
SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER SEX TRACKER
>>102305669$449 + tax + tip
BBC slut
>remind you to take your medication
Normal faggots really love to be spied on, huh?
>>102305669$799
APPLEL INVENTED SLEEP APNEA
>>102305607Do any folders exist that actually fold into a sane size?
imagine the SUCC
MOMMY BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCKK
GOODNIGHT ANON
>>102305697I'm like 80% convinced this is just how they act normally.These people literally have no soul.
I want to know when i ovulated too >_<
>>102305705Would have like 10 years ago.
APPLE INVENTED MONITORING OVULATION
>Apple discovered sleep disorders
>>102305700>posts the ugliest 'luxury' watch brand
>apneaApple is for fat people
Take your meds applekeks
IM GONNA CUMMM
>ovulate
>Those who ovulate
APPLE INVENTED OVULATION
>2024>still can't view the menstrual cycle of the women around mewhat's the point of all of this period tracking bullshit if I can't tell when the women are going to act like complete cunts
>>102305748you mean americans
Mommy milky
>>102304426Why no iPhone SE
>>102305748It’s sleep “app”nea now>posted by Apple Intelligence
what about dilatatation ?
We didn't know how good we had it, lg bros. The V60 was the GOAT.
Can i ovulate if i’m a male? is this for me?
this indian lady has an american accent
>>102305704Built and constructed for younger white males
Hear that Andrones?Secured within the Health app ON DEVICE rather than being immediately transmitted to Loogle Headquarters.
How late is the Youtube stream? Some of you poors keep posting about things that happened 3 minutes ago in the real stream
>>102305731that's it, im voting kamala
>>102305753I don't get it.
>>102305700I’m not black and I do not wear jewelry
>>102305637I was permanently buck-broken when Balmer sold Windows Phone to the Jeets>>102305702>tfw you can't use meds app to track different portion sizes of medsThey literally missed one of the core features of a med tracking app.
>APPLE USERS ARE SO FAT THEY HAVE SLEEP APNEA
>>102305731Nope.Too walled up to give good head desu.
>>102305669499 for cheapest, 899 for most expensive
>>102305779she's arab
what kind of retard wear a watch while sleeping ?
That sleep apnea thing is pretty sick. Gotta buy the watch
>>102305779kamala if she was hot
>those who ovulateNice company Applefags
SHORT HAIR WOMAN
>>102305763Poorfags have to wait until the spring.
NO CLEARED BY THE FDA
nigger
Do people actually sleep with their Apple Watches on?
>>102305778i'm going to ask an apple watch if i'm ovulating and then scream at tim cook on twitter when it says i can't ovulate
SHH ANON JULZ IS TALKING
based apple not riding on the "AI" at every opportunity, instead calling it machine learning
>>102305778no you need to transition first
fit moms...
this is pretty based, doctors will soon get BTFO by AI and personal health tech
Am I allowed to buy these products as a white person
>Sleep APPneaOMG. Apple finally did it sisters
FDA approval doesn't mean shit, just tell us that Apple paid off the government for some shitty title no one cares about.
>julz
What kind of a name is Julz?
MILF ON THE TELLY
YUCK this FtM bitch
BRING BACK THE JEET MOMMY
anyone who actually takes their activities seriously uses a garmin
>>102305796Sure she's not persian? That nose is aryanish.
>>102305797it's great as a silent alarm ngl
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACK TO MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>APPLE WATCH INVENTED FAT SOCCER MOMS
>uniqlo jacketsince when apple is poor...
Julz Ze/Zir/Zirself
>Be an android user>Die from sleep apnea because you didn't buy the correct watch
>>102305807yes, track resting heart rate.charge it when showering or at EOD. it actually charges quickly
>>102305815fucking based.
These guys are AI generated lmao
I'm sold on this athlete female.
why are they taking 30 minutes to talk about apple watch its not even a huge update or anything
ITZ DA JULZ!!!!
>DepthCan’t wait to visit the titanic wreck with this
WTF, my watch is waterproof?
>>102305797MeI use it to track my sleep
>>102305831oh.. you're right. she could be persian
>>102305796No Desai means she is an Indian
Are there USB-C magic trackpads yet?
do you guys think apple hires based on race
>jewish outdoors
So if you're wearing the watch around the clock when the hell are you supposed to charge it?
>>102305844>>102305844Wait you might actually be right holy shit
THE TIDE IS HIGH ANON...
>>102305846need to use up time
>>102305782KEK
>>102305846because iphone 16 is literally just a refresh with no new features
>>102305846welcome to Apple events
WE SNORKLING NOW BOYS
>>102305754what are you,a chud? get with times granpa
Bros I haven’t even brushed my teeth yet
Bet they don't say it doesn't have a pulse ox sensor in the US. People be buying it from Canada cause it still does.
>apple discovered physical exercise>apple discovered swimming>apple discovered hiking>apple discovered tidal cycles
>>102305844yea watch them reveal at the end some shit like how these people were all generated by the new breakthrough Apple AI
>andrones seething because you can't snorkel in the gangesKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>102305857I thought there have been for a while
>>102305825fat baby fat baby fat baby on telly
>apple invented botnet spyware
Birds
I want an Apple device that shows me my little swimmies in real time
why do the speakers look like they are AI generated?
>>102305835Only if you disable automatic updates.Fun fact for everyone who doesn't know:Apple Watch update success messages block the alarm until manually dismissed.
>A milestone in watchmakingAn insult to any watchmaker.
>>102305787Me neither
garmin has a 40 day battery life
>>102305861YOU ARE THE CHARGER ANON!
>>102305856there was an "Ahmed" in her name tho, maybe she's Indian muslim
>>102305861fapping, showering, etc.
>Pamala App
>>102305846Because apple cattle will buy it anyways.
18HRS BATTERY LMAOOOOOOOOOO
waiting for the reveal that the backgrounds for these videos were generated by Apple Intelligence
>had to distort his voice so he doesnt set off siri when he says series
might trade in my ultra 1 for a S10
>>102305888because it's Shot on iPhone™
>>102305880Shut the fuck up you absolute faggot.
>>102305410>Implying iPhones aren't also botnet
ultra here we go
>18-hour battery life
>apple invented being a proud faggot
>>102305815>he actually sees his doctor
I will never wear a fucking faggle watch. I have an iPhone, AirPods. and a MacBook but the watch is simply the gayest shit in the world. If they would just fucking give it Dick Tracy/Venture bros video chat, then MAYBE, but modern adults refuse to even do phone calls let alone FaceTimes.
>>102305881Aren't those USB-C to lightning? I could be wrong I don't have an apple computer and don't follow closely. But I want one of those
apple watch ultra
>18 hour battery lifelmao my casio last for yearsimagine charging your watch every day
>>102305782average Xiaomi experience L M A O
So new iphones will finally have fast charging?
>HERMES>HERMES>HERMES>HERMES>HERMES
$399
>>102305846It's a power play.They are showing you that they can waste your time because they own you.>Finally Watch shit is over>NOPE>WATCH ULTRA NOW FOR TWICE THE DURATION
>>102305797best sleep trackers, I just charge it when I'm taking a bath
Nig
>>102305911I rather trust Apple than poogle unironically
>carbon neutrallol they probably purchased some carbon credits to offset those emissions. those do nothing
>APPLE INVENTED VIETNAMESE PEOPLE
This garbage shouldn’t be pinned
Hermes is still here? I thought they didn’t like leather anymore
you guys poor or something?
So is this gay shit event only about fag watches?
i dont care about watcheeeeeees
Wow Apple you have convinced me! I am going out back to smash my Amazfit Neo right now!
>>102305907Considering as well, I don't like the bulk anymore.
why does SF look so magical bros?? perhaps i was wrong about it??
>>102305918why you trying to call me and hear my voice bro lamo
>Stan Ng'Stang
Now introducing running 2.0
>apple watch now looks better than apple watch ultraKWAB
>>102305907not a bad swap. Its pretty clear they arent going to make a smaller Ultra, and instead slowly add ultra features to the regular line.
>>102305910>SHUT UP THE FUCK SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>APPLE INVENTED MOST ACCURATE BOTNET SPYWARE
MANLET
APPLE INVENTED ATHLETES
>>102305943No.
/g/ hasn't been pilled on smartwatches. imagine not wanting a computer on your wrists
You literally only see fat fucks wear these watches
crazy the spartans didnt need this watch to get fit
RACE
>>102305634Browns are segregated like any ironically racist tolerant democrat city. It's mostly autistic white guy/asian chimpanzee couples
What is the use case of a smartwatch even?I know a lot of people who use them but literally 99% they did with them could be done by pulling out a phone out of the pocket.
imagine having to charge your fucking watch every day
>Stan Niggers
Why does everyone look like they have come out from a banana today? Who dresses these people?
>>102305946BUT APPLECARES ANON
>>102305950they just mogged the ultra so hard and there is no new ultra coming out except black color, ultra needs another few years to cook
This thread goes so fast nobody will know about my micropenis.
yeah detect me stroking my cock tim apple
>>102305968use garmin instead of this
it will detect when im stroking
Stop asking me to work out bro
>>102305968holy maidpilled
which ps3 game is this
>>102304426This mod is really working overtime to kill /g/. I have to respect the hustle.Can I get a round of applause for the pple shill mod?
>>102305922An ancient Casio with a 10-year battery gets literally 4800 times the battery life of the latest Apple Watch
I don't go outside. Or excericise though.
>>102305951They edited out the shit
This looks shopped
>>102305918Wym?I’m a boomer and boomers FaceTime all the time. Even my parents use facetime
this nigga looks schoolboy69 or whatever the fuck hes named
>>102305951>why does SF look so magical bros??They're using Apple Intelligence to edit out all the shit on the sidewalk
>>102305981i know.
automatic stroke detection i got lotion on my shit right now stroking my shit
> automatic stroke detectionthank you
>>102305975To tell/show other people you own a smartwatch
>>102305981except me
Wait is all this software shit unironically not available on the regular Apple watch?How do appletards cope with this?
>>102305480how can you be this dumb
LET'S ROW ANON!
APPLE INVENTED THE COLOR BLACK
>>102305990shut up, newfag
>>102304426Sticky? In my wholesome slow board /g/?
did they already introduce the iphone? i'm late
>WHEN YOURE GOLFING SURFING DIVING shut THE FUCK UP
>>102305981We knowt. Ahmed from Apple
>>102305975I use my garmin when climbing mountains to keep me on track. Literally like having a satnav for your hike. It's great.
>>102305922idk what they mean by that because my series 8 lasts nearly 2 days on a half hour charge
>APPLE INVENTED BUZZWORD SALADS.
>>102305991but does it have fap detection?thought not
where do i watch this?
>>102305938It's all metals and heavy metals and glass, you don't have to buy many credits, or none if you're on a nuclear or hydro grid.
APPLE INVENTED BLACK
WOW HOLY SHIT I CAN LOOK AT NUMBERS WHEN IM WORKING OUTBETTER PLAY WITH MY GADGETS CONSTANTLY INSTEAD OF JUST WORKING TIL EXHAUSTION
No Adidas strap? Guess I aint buying
New iphone when?
>>102306016I think not.
>>102306019no it will be last
I need to upgrade my AW4. Who the fuck complained that the watch was too big? We could’ve used the space for same battery for longer battery life.
APPLE HAVE STARTED BLASTING!!
Isnt Ultra a galaxy thing
Incel thread
APPLE INVENTED BLACK 2
Custom cum blasting process
my wrists are 12 cm in circumference
>stroke detection>custom blasting process
bolognese loop?
not even ultra 3kwab
wtf is that lighting?He is outside but it looks like he is inside.
What is with the constant sounds of women moaning?
>>102306003Nothing behind those eyes. Eerie
guys can the glowies spy on me through the watch?
>>102306029On your apple watch
Milanese loop on a "sports watch" peak poser shit
TITANIUMMADE FROM SPACE SHUTTLES
arghhhh i'm gonna blaaaaaaast
>>102305787>>102305895I think the bus exhaust pipe looks like the guy's penis.
>boeing watch
I just want to see how lame this new phone is
SCOOBA
>>102305992Sauce….
>CARBON>TITANIUM>BBC>BLACK>ULTRA>TITANIUM
tired of them saying titanium.
he looks like he has downs
DESIGNED FOR SCUBA
i honestly do not understand this shitso there are people out there who really watch this slop and go "FUCK YEAH I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY A NEW $1000 GOYPHONE"?consooomers are not human
total marketingfag death
GOOGLE WON
>MUH AEROSPACEwhen are they going to give a lead option????
>>102306061let's be real it's a fashion accessory
>>102306059NO WAY ANON ¬_____¬
take a shot every time you see a black person
I love my iphone 15 pro
I think I can already get that band for like 80 bucks, nice.
>>102306042I bet you feel right at home
super duper ultra titanium diamond premium graphene
>>102306060don have one, are you fags paying for the glowie show?
That buckle is going to pinch the shit out of my foreskin though
its so insanely fucking ugly
>>102304426You can now check depth of femboy bussy when fisting. With woven Aerospace grade titanium.
Designed for watersports? Nice, I'll piss on it.
did they show the phones yet?
>>102306080POOGLE SHARTED
>>102306074i start to believe they indeed are AI generated
>>102306055it's all virtual sets. drives me nuts. notice all white people riding bijes in the background? not real san fran is actually a fucking dump. it's all fake
>all of that to introduce a new fucking color
enough from the watch men! give me the phone
>>102306080no, they need snapdragon
WOAH APPLE INVENTED WATCH BUCKLES
SKOBAH
>>102306070can you americans go two seconds without thinking about black penises?
mayonese loop
>>102305975To not fiddle a two feet long glass brick out of my pocket every time I get any unimportant message and to track my heart rate.
>high visibility
being afraid to go back to live keynotes because they can’t be controlled like these is pathetic
>>102306090I do
over/under: how many black people will they show in this
>>102305237>Its a scam livestream with 300.000 viewers lmaoThey've gotta be view-botting to inflate their view count. They do the same for Tesla and Elon Musk.
>1000 Euros for a watchJesus Christ fuck me
>>102306089clean your fucking screen man
APPLEL INVENTED $799
>>102306089gross
people actually pay a grand for these gay devices? you have to be kidding me
Hi Jeff!
we already have watches on the phone
>>102306115did something bad happen at a live keynote?
>>102304426Wait wait, don't tell me, they called it a new number this year? But it is indistinguishable?
>>102306080that unironically looks like a children's toy
give me black titanium airpods max 2 right FUCKING NOW
Black PVD coated watches looks ultra cheap
>>102306080won what? making another shitphone that sucks?I have a broken Pro 8 on my desk that I haven't bothered fixing yet because the display cable came loose and this isn't an uncommon issue with the phone. I have had nothing but problems with their shit phones and only a retard would buy them.
>799
THIS IS PEAK JEFF EXCITEMENT!
>799$ for botnet on your wrist goy.>799$ for botnet on your wrist goy.>799$ for botnet on your wrist goy.>799$ for botnet on your wrist goy.
>>102306069
>>102306080POOGLE NIGXEL PHONES NO THANKS
carbon neutralgenderlesspersonalitylessdicklessApple's dream society
Why is Jeff taking up so much time?
>>102306080>GOOGLE WON
AIRPODS UOHHH
>>102306131yes, steve jobs died
Not living in America is so fucking pointless
>>102306076I'm watching this because customers are going to ask me and my employees about this shitat least you fags make the marketing slop bearable
Apple Watch Ultra 2.
>no SE 3fuck
the fuck was that font lmaoooooo
thread moving so fast nobody will notice i love dicks
YESS I WAS WAITING FOR AIRPODS
If Airpods Pro 3 drop and are good, I might get them.
>>102306080amogus
Why is everyone dressed like shit? Is this how everyone in Silicon Valley dresses? t. European
>>102306123do iToddlers really?
>>102306115yeah didn't they start doing these pre recorded keynotes because of the $1000 monitor stand? i remember the whole crowd gasped when they saw the price. that probably scared apple.
>>102305006what's the point of being straight if you're gonna die a virgin?
>>102306135Never ever. People won’t know you have Apple headphones if they’re black.
Literally why buy this when iPhones do everything Apple Watches do and infinitely more and they're always on you anyways
IT'S TIME TO LISTEN ANON
Whats this fashion style called?
>>102306089>the greasy fingerprints on the keys...
>>102306088Same but my Pro MAX
>>102306115If real people had to watch this live they'd commit mass suicide.The dramatic announcement of a new color like it was a grandious new feature was full refugee in audacity.Someone at Apple is taking the piss out of this style of keynote.
>>102306132> only two more decades for carbon neutral goyim
>>102306123You can buy a second-hand Cartier with that money lmao
>Fred again
>2030Oh boy the great reset hasn't been cancelled
>>102306131there have been technical issues during the steve jobs days but he just rolled with it
/ieg/ on suicide watch
those fake ass CGI sets give me anxiety
MUSEBROS STAY WINNING
>>102306128you should see garmin.
Every year it keeps getting more boring and more boring..
>>102306158What do you do?
THE ULTIMATE SPORTS WATCH, yet the only people who buy one leave footprints behind in concrete
>>102306141>>102306139>>102306125>>102306123>>102306169This isn't for poor people and residents of India.It's not for you.
THE DANCING BLACKS ARE BACK!
FRED AGAIN LETS GOO
>>102306164>YESS I WAS WAITING FOR AIRPODSSeriously, no one cares. We only care about the iPhone 16 Pro.
AIRPODS
TRANNY?????????
That last shot was literally google maps, can't wait for the reveal.
>>102306184iStyle.
hello
gimme new aripods pro, I wanna buy buy buy!
lol
The fake airpods 4 productions already started
Airpods and iphone 7 killed phones altogether by removing features. Airpods are not sustainable and are literal e waste you can't repair.
>>102304426>Reminder that instigating OR participating in flame/brand wars will result in a ban.Posting ITT is a bannable offense. ITS A MOD PSYOP. DONT POST
can i listen to degenerate rap music in higher quality with these airpods?
literal apple trees
goypods
GILF ALERT
>>102306215I WANT HER
Whats up with that trash ass seal?
>how does dancing niggers sell airpods?
>>102306215LOL
>>102306130Indeed we do.
TOTAL MILF KATE
>>102306215would desu
anyone ever listened to the dolby atmos gimmick on apple music? it sounds so fucking bad. cant believe people shill it so much.
>>102306215that MILF is shooped to look like 50but in actually you can see she is fucking 70 or something
>>102306212HELLO ANON
whats been announced so far
iPad mini 7 announcement when??
is that ric flair
same shit
why does the lights and everything look so fake and gay ?
NEED TO BREED
>>102306200Sell sailfoams to black people and cell phones to everyone else
that's a man
>>102306215>I'd like to speak with the manager but also I am the manager
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
goat
they fit everyone in the world except me
Kathy Hochul
>Hello I got places to Pee
>>102306245WRISTSTUFF EARSTUFF
>>102306184CRACKPIPES IN YOUR EARS..ITS AIRPODS.
Hot milf
>>102306233What else are they gonna spend their welfare money on
>>102306215>when the estrogen is decreasing, but the testosterone remains the same
>>102306215don't like the zoomer loose jeans lookbring back tight jeans on girls
>fridge body>ears below eyes>brown hairThat's a racial jew.
>>102306243i've got places to be
theres something a bit masculine about this lady
WHO CARES ABOUT AIRPOOS
Demon eyes
>>102306215How many miles of BBC has that ass taken
>>102306235she cute
GIVE ME CRAIG! SICK OF THESE THIRD RATE MANAGER HACKS.CRAIGCRAIGCRAIG
>>102306215fucking WOULD.
where the hot women at
ill just stick to this
do ppl still do phone calls?
>>102306264lol I see it
>>102306240It sounds good if you have an Apple TV running through a real Atmos surround sound system. It’s awful on the headphones.
>we created 50 million data points to create the perfect fitting airpods. now they can fall out of your ears at even more angles!
You could use some apple silicon too Kate
>Rolex >grade 5 titanium is too expensive to use on our watches>here's grade 2>scratched to hell just from sitting on your desk>Apple
>>102306202and the best goy award goes to...
>PEOPLE SHAKING HEAD IN PUBLIClmao
>>102306250they are standing infront of green screens
THE GIRLS ARE PRACTICING IN THE GARAGE!
its over android sistersAPPLE invented ear buds
I CAN NOD TO SIRI NOW
>>102306250It's San Francisco
>>102306285that's a man
>>102306215My gf dresses like that
>cue people randomly nodding and shaking their heads in public for the next decadeIt's totally gonna happen isn't it guys
>>102306272>zoomer loose jeanswho's gonna tell him
>>102306279I do.
>>102304536Macs had 5K screens a decade ago...
they are LOUUUUD
>nodding your head at siri in publicpeople are gonna look so fucking stupid nodding and replying "yeah" to siri in public kek
Yea those all look fucking AI generated what the fuck.
i just bought samsung s23, how do i prep my old phone? is there an easy way to transfer the authenticator apps from the old to the new one
>>102306289>>102306240Put on Laid to Rest by Lamb of God with Atmos enabled.They fucked it completely.
NOISE CANCELLATION
>would
>snaps neck
>dude just shake your head in public like you are having tics or something
APPLE INVENTED MILFS
I mean the question is interestingis there ANYONE watching this that DOESN'T think it is over the top ridiculous and stupid?but NPCs probably eat that shit up yeah
sexy hips
Ewaste
>I have to nod or shake my head to respondFUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO WAG MY HEAD LIKE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
>>102306253Do you own a store or are you a wagie
>>102306305>apple engineers see indians randomly bobble their head>WHOA
How is ANC going to work with the non-IEM design?
>ANC without sealhow?
USB-C
>>102306334built like a fridge
I DON'T GET IT SO IF THERE ARE GUNSHOTS YOU CAN'T FUCKING HEAR THEM??
>>102306316Nobody is using Siri so no.
wait 30 seconds to get inside the house? no, let me buy 700 dollar goyslop
>>102306326hello sir
It’s over for Airpod Pro 2….
>>102306316won't matter to me I already mutter to myself and pantomime shooting people in public
wait AirPods didn't have ANC? my fucking 100$ soundcores have it...
>>102306342Badly
>>102306343gay magic
>that fucking fake Apple stream on YouTube with the AI voice Tim Cook telling you to send cryptoCan't believe it takes them that long to take these scam streams down.
>>102304426Airpod 45 minute battery life is ass. Not suitable for wfh. They're status symbols.
honestly its great that we are normalizing women being in rock bands.
>>102306342>>102306343Apple magic :)
>Apple invented transparency
>>102306342literally just blasts anti noise in your ears
>>102305548I don't think you own a Submariner.
Head shake is gonna fuck up indians
>>102306302retard, you can see the tit shadow
>>102306343apple magic
>>102306331Apple has a monopoly on these showcase events, that’s all that matters
>>102306286still too expensive desu
APPLE INVENTED NOISE CANCELLATION
If anyone here is from /bant/smg tell them the Chewy guy was banned from /bant/ for 3 days...lol>for a porn dump, though I only posted one image
>>102306348the ones sold in america are designed to let those sounds in
>>102306348Stabbing is quiet. UK bros stay winning.
The video probably looks bad because it's all filmed on an iPhone, as they like to reveal at the end of these events.
>>102306276WHICH PLACES ANON?
Imagine the smell though...
>>102306282>she
>>102306358was an airpods pro exclusive
>>102306358AirPod Pros have had it for years
GOOGLE WON.
THESE VIRTUAL SETS LOOK WEIRD IT'S FUCKING UNCANNY VALLEY
Interesting, so it's just AirPods Pro now - wonder if they'll give people reason to buy the pros now.
>cancels out the car noise that's about to run you over
other brands have had these features for a long time and they suck. i doubt apple have done it any better.
>>102306272Those are bootcut jeans, tight at the upper half but still loose at the bottom.
Chinks with vocal fry now ive seen everything
Ok I brushed my teeth what did I miss? Last saw the watch recap
>>102306361it's not fake bloody bastard
unironically looks pretty good
AIRPODS KNOWS WHEN I SPEAK
ALL THOSE VIDEO EXAMPLES WITH RANDOM PEOPLE ARE AI GENERATED 100% HOLY FUCK
still not a single airpod improvement in sight
>>102306342>>102306359>>102306366>>102306368Apple rarely fails with audio, so I have hope
Apple invented audio ducking wowie
>>102306348they probably have a huge dataset of school shooting screaming and gunshot sounds to train their AI to muffle
Is there even a reason to buy the Pro now?
AHHH HELP IF I GO 5 SECONDS WITHOUT HEARING MUSIC WHILE WALKING ILL GO INSANE
she didnt even pay
>>102306386I stopped caring at this point
>>102306395Silicone tips will always be superior.
You people do take off your headphones when talking to people. Right? Right?
>>102306348Why do you think airpods are so popular with grade school students?
>>102306393this,makes me unironically uncomfortable
>>102306393They're not virtual?Blud never heard of DOF and wide angle lenses?
>>102306410Their shit is the worst there is. Don't fucking lie.
>>102306409w-what about CARBON NEUTRAL
>>102306362wait I missed that. 45min are you serious???? you can get great custom molded multi-driver IEMs for under $800
They said Carbon Neutral again
Why is Apple exec team all crusty white people?
>+$50 for ANCactual fucking scam
>no more air pods proThey REALLY want to shill the air pods max huh
>>102306418this but completely unironically
>>102306398They should stay in 2000
>A I R P O D S M A X
>>102306425What tips do the normal ones have?
>>102306407>>102306393keep spamming, autist
>>102306424this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHRrW5KTbw
>>102306393I'm almost positive they're going to reveal at some point the backgrounds have all been generated by muh Apple Intelligence>>102306337the former
They killed the Pro…..
N
>>102306433it's kiked company, same with google.
Skyrim on iphone fucking when?
What’s the difference between AirPods 4 ANC and AirPods Pro 2 :/
>noise cancellation costs 50 dolerslollmao even>airpods that every loveslollmao even
>>102306424why did Satanichia become a liberal?:(
>>102306446No tips at all. Just plastic.
>>102306080>That camera bumpWe can go DEEPER! I want my phone to rest at 85 degrees saars!
0 changes to the max? wtf
>>102306445Nvm it's fucking nothing
is there an on/off button?
>>102306398maybe you're right, not sure
>charging me extra for the only good featureFaggot fucking niggers
LMAO they just added usb-c to the max
NEW COLOR ONLY TOP KEK
>>102306441lel
>550 bucks......wtf?
anyone who buys airpods max is genuinely retarded
>>102306438I don't know but it's problematic
SHES BACK
>>102306433anon this is american culture
>$549
airpedos 3 are so ridiculous big. my ear anus is so small and tight uwu
>>102306471That’s not a people
AIR PODS PRO
>>102306436It's fucking laughable. I got a pair of Bose qc-45 for like $175 and haven't looked back
btw if you don't take your earbuds out when talking to people you're fuckin rude
>>102306401?
at apple... IM FUCKING GAY
>>102306464WTF, how can people wear that for more than 30 minutes?
MOMMY BACK
> A I R P O D S P R O
>apple shilling carbon neutral>comes out with the same shit products every year that are anti repair or straight up e waste like airpods.FUCK APPLE.
>no lossless on maxthey had one job
>>102306362>>102306436he's a lying street shitter>AirPods (3rd generation): Up to 6 hours of listening time or 4 hours of talk time on a single charge.24 hours total with the case
>>102306441lol
>new color update for 5 years old product>$549KEK
DEJA... BLUE
>>102306471>apple is white man company sar, remove this.
>Apple invented hearing loss
>hearing is an essential part how we communicateWOOOAAAAAHHH
JEET MOMMY IS BACK BROS!!!!
>social isolationgood
how do apple sissies walk around with music blasting when their city is burning all around them and cannibals are running around? isnt that a bit dangerous?
>>102306438they were raised on buzzwords
WAIT WHAT DID SHE SAY ANON???
>>102306471kek
>>102306472I miss low waist jeans. Boot cuts are fatty cope. God early 2000s were sexy.
Mommy’s Back!
>WHO name droprofl
this is so boring
MOMMY
>>102306499blud still thinks amogus is funny in 2024:skull:
>>102306454>>102306483i know but apple is particularly obnoxious about it
TALK TO ME AIRPODS MOMMY. GIVE ME THE PRO
how much do these mommies earn at apple? or are they just contract actors?
MENA MOMMY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>102306499Yeah but if you pay some extra they'll plant some trees in California in return for polluting the shit out of China (based).
>social isolation>which contributes to depressionthe /g/entooman demographic
>THE ALL NEW AIRPODS PRO>MUCH QUIETER NOW SO YOU DON'T GET HEARING LOSS
>>102306438>NOOOOOOOOO WHITE PEOPLE
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MEANINGFUL IMPROVEMENT TO ANY OF THE AIRPODS, I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE BROS
>>102306499b-but CARBON FUCKING NEUTRAL OK?!?!?!>ignores all of it is scam California carbon credits trading that does nothing for actual climate changing industrial carbon outputI hate California and the antichrist.
me killing myself does impact my longevity
>>102306513she's arab, retard
So if I buy Apple products they'll cure my depression?
>>102306530then your racist.
>Apple is white man company, sar.>This chimpanzee face is white, sar.
how much do you actually lose by not doing the whole APPLE ECOSYSTEM shit and using different headphones, laptop etc.
>with over 160,000 participants (involuntary)
>>102306501The key words there being up to and can't use them when they're in the case.
>>102306292>Tudor>Rolexlmao
>>102306518now you can mute the homeless people shitting and shooting up heroin in the street with the new airpods
>>102306500Yep. I would have dropped $550 if they had come up with some proprietary tech. Tired of waiting for Bluetooth 6.
APPLE SOLVED AGING!
Yeah, fuck noise
>>102306518wh*te people don't season they cities
LOUD SOUNDS!!!
WOOD ABSOLUTELY BERRY. I'LL MOW YOUR LAWN.
SOUND IS BADSTOP HEARING
>>102306550She's obviously a mulatto
holy fuck this is boring. like watching a lecture.
>>102306525Those were ugly too. Bring back skinny jeans from 2009
AirPod Pro 2 bros… we keep winning again…
the same shit over and over
>>102306557kamala body twin
Apple invented hearing aids, HOLY FUCK
I could use $0.50 earplugs for that
>>102306557what phenotype is thhat
>>102306546you expected meaningful improvement?
YOU WILL HEAR NOTHINGAND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
jesus christ i hate california so much its unreal
>>102306559its from u michiganhttps://sph.umich.edu/applehearingstudy/
>all kinds of sounds that can be concerning through daily lifeOH YOU MEAN LIKE YOU GIVING NIGGERS THE OPTION TO BLAST SHITTY MUSIC THROUGH THEIR FUCKING WATCHES???
just get to the standard iphone for fucks sake
>>102306559It's opt-in only in the health app you lying jeet
i'm just gonna wait for the XM6
they didn't say when airpods 4 comes out
this is making me think about and notice my tinnitus again bros wat do
She literally is a mommyShe talks about how to protect youAnd make sure you are safe
>lost all hearing after using Airpods as ear protection at indoor gun rangethanks for nothing, Apple
apple invented hearing tests kekW
>>102306568noise... bad!
>>102306550Both wrong, she’s obviously mixed black/white
BUT MY HOME ISN'T COMFORTABLE T____T
>>102306393It’s real, watch the traffic in the background
>hearing protection>Using machine learningOk this HAS to be a blatant lie, right?? It's literally physically impossible to give hearing protection with anc
>>102306590Mystery meat mutt, soupa deliciosa americana.
Apple invented audiology
>>102306604The big earthquake can't come soon enough.
>Americans dont get their ears checkedwat
WHAT?
Apple will make doctors homeless!
>>102306499I'll take the carbon footprint bullshit seriously when Elon Musk and Taylor Swift are no longer allowed to take 7 minute private jet flights for coffee. Until then anything I do is a drop in the bucket.
The big reveal at the end is that all the people presenting are done by a generative AI, likely that they're saving for "next time". I can hear it in the Indian womans voice talking right now.Sony used motion captured models for one to boast about graphics, apple is obviously going to do it for this and the whole media world will clap like seals at the end when it's revealed
>literal nothing burger updates is Apple done?
>>102306602kek
>>102306618where's the sex doe
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAF. HERE'S A CHART.
APPLE MAKING DOCTORS REPLACEABLE
thoughts on pure tone audiometry?
HUH?
>>102306581>skinny jeans from 2009you enjoy the films of Sofia Coppola don't you
>>102306546The AirPods ANC looks like an amazing alternative to the Pros if you don’t like ear inserts. I would get them if I didn’t have the Pro 2.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
I hate corp Karens like you wouldn't believe
>>102306639AMERICANS DONT GET THEIR EARS CHECKED
>>102306639we can't afford it
"Healthcare provider" is such a weird phrase.
they really want to know everything about you do they?
It will make a custom EQ for me.... right?
>>102305237>>102306121The scam stream has been taken down now. Swift moderation on YouTube's part.
these things take two hours dont they. fuck next time imma just watch the 10min recap on youtube that is essentially the same thing
for a pro LGBT company they sure are taking their time with releasing the iDildo
>>102306606why did they do it in a flyover state? Cows and horses shitting isn't reflective of what us citychads hear on a daily basis
>>102306536Why does it look like her shoes are glued to the floor. Something really uncomfortable about the way she's standing
this bitch would be a 10/10 with some implants
>>102306460>airpods that every lovesairpods are a multi billion seller
>>102306642Fuck off shill.
GLOBAL RESEARCH SHOWS HEARING LOSS DISPROPORTIONATELY AFFECTS UNDERREPRESENTED MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIESTHIS IMPACTS OUR QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER PROFITS DEEPLY
>>102306557Some east african in there only they have women that look this good
Why do all the presenters look so uncanny and artificial?Is that some weird AI trick, where in the end they go "oh btw, all of these have been AI :^)))" ???
WHYPIPO DONT SEASON DEY EARS WITH WATCH BEATS
>>102306639correct!
i've got hearing loss but what's the point of buying airpods that're gonna just buzz like crazy in two years anyway
hearing aid companies on suicide watch
>We had no meaningful upgrade for the pros, so we're doing this to stretch the time. Hopefully, you won't notice. Did it work?
>>102306409>aмфибияRUSSIAN SPY IS GLOWING
earing loss treatment is pricy you know? buy our shit instead
metal bros we won
A HEARING AID
keep me safe
>getting help with hearing can be expensive>so buy Apple products
the hearing test is actually really useful. I have to go outside to do this test every year for my tinnitus
>>102306659Jej >>102306667Normal fags think they care about privacy unlike android
>>102306666quads of truth
>>102306680how is that shilling?
>>102306692Seriously, holy shit.
holy fuck stop showing all these ugly black "people"
when???
>>102306672>detroit>flyoverretard
THATS FUCKING IT?
>>102306619that's on u nigga I double up on plugs and muffs with active protection and indoor ranges are still too loud.
>headphones as hearing aid replacement Hmmm this is actually a good business opportunity ngl
>people wearing earbuds all the timegrim
Boomer bros.... we won.big FDA approved hearing aids racket btfo.
HEARING AIDS FOR OLD BLACK SINGLE MOMS. JUST APPROVE IT FDA FUCK YOU.
>>102306672Heavy machinery, chainsaws and factory environments.
Apple must have a bunch of black slaves locked away in their basement just for these keynotes
ok turning airpods into hearing aids is pretty sick. I suffer from hearing loss cause I listen to way too loud music and went to way too many hardcore shows as a teenager
>>102306702Google the price of hearing aids.
noise cancellation was created to block corp karens at work
how do these non whites afford these devices?
> Mamma June Bug is BACK
so many goddamned corporate synergy buzzwords should we lean in bros???
>>102306697fuck off, dont ruin italso>more joggerspls
Is the US population really like 80% black???
>>102306695Fuck off shill.
>>1023067182026
there isn't much for the airpods pro ?
>>102306722they are marketing to boomers now that are one step in the grave. they got all the zoomers already
>>102306739Black Magic
>billion people that care about hearing loss in aipods>6 billion people that don't care
>>102306692>>102306702Those pieces of shit cost 2k+ and can be replaced by air pods.
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Desu this is a smart business move, though definitely not something "only Apple can deliver."Lots of boomers refuse to get help for any kind of problem and would rather die than wear a hearing aid.
>>102306727>WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHEET
>>102306740MMMM MMMM MMMMM
hahaha inb4 the cheapest airpods are all health insurance will buy instead of actual hearing aids
>>102306702They're based in America, their healthcare is a business designed to empty people's wallets.
>>102306745Yes
>>102306667>>102306710Health data stays on device unless you choose to share it, Suhkdeep
>>102306677WTF is JBL?
>>102306737Nyo. I shant
>>102306721lmao kid go back to your tiny "city">>102306733fair enough but can't even tell you I knew where that flyover college was in that forgotten city
>hearing aids>heart rate monitoringApple is 100% geriatric boomerslop now, the cycle is complete
im so depressed airpods max bros..
why are 75% of apple executives LGTV?
>>102306739Juneteenth 100% discount sale. It's a riot.
Has she moved her feet at all? It's eerie that she's been holding that pose for so long
>>102306745CHIRP
HERE WE GO
jokes on you i still can hear up to 20khz at 22y
tim sounds AI generated wtf
All those people do not even look like real people including Tim Apple.it's a surreal display of what a machine thinks a human being acts and looks like.
>>102306739Mob looting of Apple stores
finally iphone time
>>102306677What the fuck I knew apple stuff has popular but that is crazy
XHE MOVED
He's a faggot.
>>102306702hearing aids are actually really fucking expensive
>>102306683what?
>>102306723I'm just joshing :) I always double up on plugs and Peltor active shooting ear pro at inside ranges too
CHAD IS SPEAKING
MOSHI MOSHI IPHONE DESU
TIM APPLE
>>102306772you forgot the 'take your medication' reminders
new airpods pro>also available on older models
>>102306160>up to 36 hours battery lifeLol.Lmao even.Glad I went with a OPW2 with 100 hour battery life. It shits on Apple Watch and Pixel Watch alike.
So the hearing aid feature is not coming to the Airpods pro 1?
Why are they doing a covid presentation instead of Infront of an audience?
>>102306766Retards don’t belong here, sorry
IPHONE 16!!!!!!
I don't follow these events usually, this CEO has Jeb Bush energy.
iPhone time, here we go!
Wireless audio is gross as fuck
IPHONE
>>102306677do goymericans really?imagine paying for this over priced shit, just buy a cheap chink one and fuck off.they all come from the same place.
>>102306782>>102306783
>>102306677how tf is Sennheiser 3%? wild
>EYE PHONE
iPhone LETS GOOOOOOOOOO>>102306767JBL is an American audio equipment manufacturer. JBL is owned by Harman International, itself a subsidiary of Samsung Electronics.
>>102306745~90%, they're actually underrepresented in media.
did i miss the new iphones, nigs
>>102306774airpod -ACKS
A P P L E I N T E L L I G E N C E
apple intelligence is so powerful that it isnt ready for launch
>in France>pic of a black manwhat did they mean by this
>>102306730>>102306732> AIDSwhy do all americans have AIDS nowadays?
>>102306677sony bros...
GLOWIES IN MY PHONE
WHERE IS CRAIG????
And naaeow, the nooh ah-phoown
>>102306752actual genius move
What hearing aid stocks can I short?
>apple will superchargekek
>Apple Intelligence>it's just a GPT wraperabsolute state of niggple
I miss my 3310 fuck this gay shit
>APPLE INVENTED PHONE
for blacks, asians and mexicans
HEY THAT'S THE NOW TIME AND DATE TIM!
>>102306832That's actually accurate.
>AI SLOP made by AppleAI slop will explode soon
>16 TIMES THE DETAIL
yup thats an iphone all right
why are there so many women
IT HAS A NEW BUTTON!
oh looks is the same fucking iphone from last year except this one glows
>>102306772Sleep apnea detection coming to apple watch
>>102306778Has Apple invented a solution to this yet?
THEY DID IT
>iPhone X but AIREVOLUTIONARY
OMGGGGG GOYSLOP 16 LETS GOOOOOKOOKKKK
>>102306805Maybe you should leave then.
>Appel will supercharge
Incoming NOTHINGBURGER 16
This this is prime HR babble learning material
>still has an islandTechnology is dead
That blue looks pretty tasteful, bros
wow that is ugly
>>102306862The future is female
AND NOW CAYENNE TO TELL US MORE
AEROSPACE
>apple invented the iphone
did they round the corners?
I will buy the Iphone 16 pro on day 1 no matter whatI will not listen to shills
>Still has the notch/"dynamic island"Better luck next year!
Reminder that Apple invented Intelligence.
>Built from the ground up for Apple IntelligenceIs that why it's called Glowtime?
ULTRAMARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES
THEYSAUD INTELLIGENCE THAT MEANS IT REALLY SMART HA GET IT??????
IS THAT A FUCKING NIGGER HAND
>2.7 million watchingwhat the fuck
literally the same phone, 7th year in a row
I WANT THAT PINK PHONE TAKE ME MONEY
just got an iphone 15 a few weeks ago and i believe i literally don't need any of these new features
OHHH MAHHHHH GAWWWWWD
do normies really give a fuck about environmental shit?
>>102306878real
these colours are fucking SHIT
>>102306850But Apple had Microsoft pinkie promise they wouldn't use the data for training their models! Unless of course some terrible mix-up happens, nothing Microsoft could do then.
SPACE METAL
>85% recycled contentbut enough about the keynote
iPhone of color
>no forest greenSKIPPPP
PHONES OF COLOR (POC).
apple CELEBRATES color
SEXY SEXY SEXY
Dude, not only did they get the date, they even got the exact time the video would be shown. Nice attention to detail.
How many % renewable?
>>102306883>INNY MINNY BOSS VIDEO PLAYS IN MY HEAD
>>102306840KEK
>looks the samedropped
apple invented water
>>102306900gay mf
>>102306886my iphone 13 has rounded corners
>ultramarineFOR THE EMPORER
SHE'S BACK
they put more effort into making new colours than they do actually innovating the technology
Paid full for a recycle !!??
>>102306877Remember when phones used to have telescopic selfie cames that were mechanical??
>>102306750everyone did it, so why not Apple?
every year >industry leading durability>most advanced durability yetyet every iphone user i meet has a broken phone. someone explain this.
>iphone 16 celebrates colormarketingslop speak makes me want to go on a killing spree
I'M NOT A NIT
>>102306910lmao
>>102306839Craig is the head of software. Software is mostly WWDC
APPLE INVENTED ACTION BUTTONS
Listening to all these buzzwords is making me irrationally angry
>Water and dust resistantBut is it piss and shit resistant?
>inb4 jerryrigeverything snaps it in half easily
>>102306873Cry iJeet
>>102306929KEK
>>102306929kek
>>102306904yespsyop running strong
>>102306913We are living in the future
>>102306889still the biggest mistake in computing history. I don't know why they did it. All it does is make it harder to consistently draw UIs and show content. Literally a modern safe area nightmare, but worse since it's not on the complete edge.
>>102306927i meant edges fuck. like the parts you grip.
fleshlight O.o
>>102306918are these not pre-recorded
We think u gonna love it.
>>102306877Just sad. Notch fags will defend this.
wat button do i press to send all my information to the glowies
WHERE THE FUCK IS CRAIG
So... the same as the iPhone 15, but the AI coprocessor is slightly better?
>>102306904nope, but shareholders do
>>102306929They would not sell this garbage in best korea.
BRING BACK LATINA MILF. TIM YOU HOMO.
>this is the action button>pressing it does an action
so many fucking buttons
>>102306877>>102306889How ELSE are they going to spy on you, anon?
>Apple peaked at iPhone 13It's joever.
Holy shit Apple invented buttons
-$3000 OMEGALUL-$3000 OMEGALUL-$3000 OMEGALUL-$3000 OMEGALUL
>Julz>Derka Ahmad>Stan Ng>KaiannIs Apple using AI to generate names?
>>102306948those bitches eat this slop like no tomorrow, not a surprise Apple got so big
How many pronouns per second is the new iphone capable of? this is important to know.
>innovative
I hope the ai bs is as easy to turn off as siri
>FordTESLA BTFO
>mustang mach e
HOLY SHIT THEY ADDED A BUTTON AHHHH TAKE MY $1000
>>102306966the action one.
unlock your goycar with your goyphone
APPLE INVENTED INTELLIGENCE
>>102306695 -> >>102306089missclicked
APPLE INVENTED MACROS>APPLE INVENTED MACROSAPPLE INVENTED MACROS>APPLE INVENTED MACROSAPPLE INVENTED MACROS>APPLE INVENTED MACROSAPPLE INVENTED MACROS>APPLE INVENTED MACROSAPPLE INVENTED MACROS>APPLE INVENTED MACROS
>>102306883sex
>>102306885lmfao
>>102306948Modern western women are so repulsive.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>102306978Good, my iPhone 13 can live until 2031
>>102306928>>102306929These posts goes well together
that gook is in line to be next COO
That shit will get triggered in your pocket.
SAARS
I can't wait for the SE 4 holy shit
AI>AIAI>AIAI>AI
wait why is everything AI generated
DO NOT REDEEM
remember when tech bros thought future phones would have no buttons at all?
>>102306968I WANT CRAIGTO TELL US MORE
HELLO SAAR
>a customizable physical button is somehow bad because apple badthe absolute state of /g/
I thought they were getting rid of physical buttons?
>Apple invented the camera buttonMy god how do they do it
>>102306877Island is important because the camera can spy on you, it's darpa glownigger feature.
AH A PAKI
>>102306948Looool too much cringe
RFK voice mode
AI TAKING CONTROL
>>102306970
>>102306989just move to EU and you won't get any AI features ":D"
>60hz
I AM NOT UNLOCKING MY CAR WITH MY PHONE
someone give this guy some cough syrup
SAAAAAAARS
>>102306948pain
>>102307017The new SE is literally all I care about
GOOD MORNING SAAR
This is a pretty kino setting.
>>102306948You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
good morning sirs.
>>102307015It is recessed though
This shit is boring as fuck bros
SAAARS REDEEEM IPHONE
Thank you Shribahamalan, very cool
>>102307045DOING THE NEEDFUL
APPLE STOLE THE CAMERA BUTTON TEN YEARS AFTER NOKIA ABOLISHED ITIT'S NOW THE BEST THING EVERWHAT THE FUCK
>>102307025>We've been UX hacks for years>J-just figure this shit out yourself goy!
> KAM SUNG SUM SUNG MI DUM. WO SHOO SUNG TUNG HUNG MI DUM.
>>102307015you are wearing it wrong
this guy needs to clear his throat
good morning saar
>redeem ze large goonerative model saar!
>>102306948this is why we need islam
kek look at apple stock going down
>>102306786>>102306813Apple is the headphone leader globally
>>102306948grim.
>>102306993>mustang mach e>starting $39,995do people really?
apple invented indians
AYYY 18
IS CRAIG OK???? WHERE THE FUCK IS CRAIG? WHO IS THIS PAJEET?
Why do I feel like I won something even thought I haven’t bought anything yet?
GET THIS NIGGA A COUGH DROP
why is everyone so old
GOOD MORNING SARS
SKIPPING NUMBER
all those cases that didn't include the cutout for the camera button are now worthlessoopsie
>SAAAR APPLE IS WHITE MAN COMPANY SAR.
High-End PCs can barely do real-time AI stuff.How is a phone supposed to keep up, except by using cut down smaller less useful models?
So is every phone gonna come with a stupid button at the bottom right from now on?
>jump into steam>first thing>"the iphone camera has a new vital purpose: intelligence"this is gonna be good innit?
HELP A GOOGLE JEET HAS BROKEN INTO APPLE LAB! HE TOLD US "NOT TO REDEEM" BUT WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!
>>102307049same... i keep all my iphones for 4 years and replace the batteries every 2 years
>>102306786The vast majority of boomers own iPhones because they don’t want the green text. It’s a big problem for Android
whats wrong with saars nose...
>adding buttonsApple has given up.
120hz studio display is the only thing that can save my apple opinion at this point
bring this man a cough drop
>>102306948
17% MORE PROCESSINGHOLY SHIT
THIS IS SO DIVERSE AND TOLERANTNIGGERS, SANDNIGGERS, JEETSWOW!
a pajeet
>>102307045Dios mio... La criatura es real...
How many cigs does this guy smoke a day bro wtf is wrong with his voice
>>102307084Too white.
>>102307068>>102307079Keeeeeekk
Smaller trans sisters, more efficient
they're literally just going to be using GPT shit why are they pretending like they've developed some in house shit
>>102307036I'd love too but I lack half a years salary for a work visa
>>102306948i would take the red jacket girl on a nice dinner, fuck her and never call her again
APPLE INVENTED KEK CORES
APPL bros...
this guy smokes
>no 12 lilac optionone job
Saars, can it show bobs and vagena?
iphone 16 naysayers btfodouble generational leap
they stopped calling it "bionic"? thank god.
What happened to the jew?
>>102307108NIGGERS SANDNIGGERS JEETS AND MIDDLE AGED WHITE WOMEN
real i smoke 40 cigarettes a day hours
USE AI TO FIX HIS VOICE
CLEAR YOUR FUCKING THROAT
what happened to A17?
>>102306948And people wonder why 60% of young adult men choose to be single
Look at those nostrils. Built to inhale curry.
>>102307121esl
>>102307114He spends all day talking to heckin girlboss women so now he vocal fries too
This guy sounds fine to me with my AirPods 2 powered by Apple Intelligence
IPHONE IS THE FASTEST
>>102307126>zoomer discovers stocks
did they mention screen refresh rate?
reminder this thing is still 60Hz. Im an iphone user myself, but thats just a joke.
>pc btfo by apple saars
PCFAGS BTFO
>>102307068genuinely how do you function in the real world
>>102307043>>102307071It's an AI, they're all AI's, they'll reveal it at the end to build hype for their AI shit even though it's obvious as fuck from how odd they all sound and the fact that nothing below the waist ever moves
>>102307132Too white (passing).
NICE TOUPÉ SIR. INTEL NVIDIA BTFO 5 CORE GPU 40% FASTER.
>Challenging desktop PCskek, who actually believes this shit?
That sure is a lot of cool silicon that will do absolutely nothing useful.
>CHALLENGING HIGH END DESKTOP PCsHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Somebody give this nigga some water.
>>102307135Natural accent
>>102307092Like with Siri now almost all of it is processed on a server. Currently Siri cannot even read a text message without internet access.
ok but what are they actually doing with these 'AI' GPUs? Siri still sucks ass, what actual on-device ML/LLM shit exists?
ENTER
30 percent faster than my iPhone 14 Pro. Geez
CRAIG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apple invented lung cancer
FUCK YOU CRAIG YOU FUCKING FAG
CRAIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>challenging high end Desktop pcs
please give this nigga a coughdrop
CRAIG
CRAIG NIGGA LOOKING LIKE AMONGUS
Did i miss anything cool?
this guy had a solid glass of sand before recording his segment
CRAIIIIIGGGG
>apple can't invent 120hz
based craig
craig is so hot
THERE HE ISTHE CONMAN HIMSELF
>>102307120They do some on-device AI and also have their own servers with custom models, GPT is only used when the first two are not suitable
craaaaaig
I CAN'T AFFORD GROCERIES TIM
>and now live from Naboo, here's Craig
>>102307164Delusions of grandeur on jeet scale.
>>102306944this whole keynote sounds like it was AI generated
>>102307161npc's, aka 90% of people who buy new phones every year
>>102307141Does he smoke curry?
craig kino
apple glowniggerAI
HOLY SHIT ITS DADDY CRAIG
>artificial jew inside your phone hell no
FASTER WITH A NEW BUTTON$999.99 + tip
>>102307161Normalfaggies believe all apple tells them>>102307183
I MISSED THIS GUY
CRAIG <3
Craig is back.
why is this gay shit stickiedfuck off
>>102307141niggas mom spent too much time bathing in the ganges
this dude has the longest legs.
>>102307183fuck, gonna have to coom now
apple invented relationships
>Craigfinally. kino incoming.
sorry bro not even your hot DILF energy can make me give a shit about AI
>>102307207Worse, cow dung
Craig next CEO i hope.
I want him to climb shit
>>102307076pretty sure goymericans make a big part of this 29%, you guys coonsum to much.
iPhone will replace PCs with RTX 4090s.
>>102307132Cancelled by Palestinian Gays.
>>102307202buy the phone
>Apple Intellignce, it makes the iPhone, the (You)Phone
This guy makes your mom's pussy wet
>CRAIG>ROME ENVIRONMENT HOLY BASED
Can it make porn tho?
>>102307203Holy shit, my stream cut off. A communications disruption can mean only one thing. War.
guys can someone AI generate a QRD i was 20 minutes late
daddy craig
>private>cloud
PRIVATE CLOUDANDJEETS BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
>>102307219How new are you?
>Apple invented Rome.
craig is so based that is his real home
CHAD #2 IS SPEAKINGApple cares about privacy!!!
>>102307213you don't have to buy it
THIS NIGGA RIMS TWINKS
>>102307230yeah most of the world is too poor and can only afford $10 skullcandy earbuds. Sad!
>>102307241new watches and environmentally sustainable catheters
>>102307238it pretty much made all the porn in recent years
>unlock more intelligence
CRAIG IS APPLE'S ONLY HOPE
good morning iJeets, just bought Samsung, have a good day.
>>102307238of course no lol
>>102307237kino
craig in the parthenon
>>102307237incredible how much stuff they have inside the apple campus
how are they gonna push apple ai when eu already denied them to run it?
unironically FIRST based and cool person in this shitshow. approved
>>102307179it won't kill gods
>>102304426craig
>PRIVATE CLOUD>CLOUD PRIVATE>APPLE CP
Is this the Check ‘em guy?
they got the wonderbread wop out again
Those eyebrows are terrifying
>>102307237yeah it cant get more gay
I'M GETTING A DATACENTER WITH MY NEW PHONE
APPLE IS NEW ROME HOLY FUCK WE DID IT
>>102307224the moment I switched to the iPhone I got laid.just sayin
A white man is speaking. Silence please.
Where is Craig's segment filmed? Did he move to ancient Rome? Will there be an orgy later?
>>102307233checked. already work for them, don't want the hardware
>trust us goyim it's """private"""
TOTAL PRIVACY
>Apple Intelligence>Will take actions for youYou mean shit that I will turn off immediately?
aint this where caeser died
isnt Telegram currently under fire for exactly this?
>AI running on Apple SiliconNVIDIA BTFO
CRAIG!
>YOUR DATA PRIVACY IS MOST IMPORTANT TO US>unless you download cp or cunny that is
Huh, that's impressive.
how will Andjeets recover?
>>102307239This is getting out of hand
Private btw
Thoughts on "Private Cloud Compute"?
>Apple Silicon serversWait, hold on, what? Tell me more about these Apple Silicon servers.
>PRIVATE>CLOUD>BTWJude keeps
you vill use AI in the cloud and you vill be happy
>apple privacydoes anyone actually believe this?
>>102307238what kind of porn anon?
>>102307161>>102307164if it wasn't true then that would be false advertising which is illegal
trust the experts
>market the same thing as Recall>ADD PRIVATE PIRVATE buzzwords>sheeps celebrateIt was that fucking easy, Microjeets
>>102307212not for me, thanks
I missed A18, how much faster is it?
if we apply the definition of renewable energy to humans, babies are technically renewable resources
ENDLESS RENEWABLE ENERGY
craig is 5 years from becoming Scooby
>>102307300i'm thinking kino
>>102307301kys pedophile
Youre looking at em asshole
APPLE INVENTED VPS WITH PUBKEYAPPLE INVENTED VPS WITH PUBKEYAPPLE INVENTED VPS WITH PUBKEYAPPLE INVENTED VPS WITH PUBKEY
>>102307325twice the size of the bar graph
>apple discovered intelligence
apple silly con
>>102307294this meme has run so longi remember Samsung "personal assistant" meme a decade agoand NOBODY EVER USES THIS USELESS BULLSHITand still they shill it
>>10230732530 percent
>>102307274DID HE JUST THREATEN TO PULL MY RELATIONSHIPS?
Ok, someone start asking the Apple Ai on how to take out major leaders and release nuclear bombs in subways. If you don't get v&, we'll consider it secure.
>>102307320Nah MS is aware that no matter what they say they will always be the anti-privacy company.
Can I use it to run chatbots?
OH NO
Apple won.
>>102307325one more than a17
>>102307314Google is a datamining company.
EXPRESS YOURSELF BY REWRITING YOUR TEXTS SO THEY DON'T READ LIKE YOU AT ALL
>>102307203based
>llms are going mainstreamoh babyit's here
deadass bussin ong
>APPLE INVENTED BOTNET ON ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES
thank you apple for making literally everything i read be AI generated
More government backdoors than ever before in your private cloud!
>>102307303how can anyone use an OS from an advertising company
>>102307314Privacy doesn't exist in 2024. However Apple privacy is better than Google privacy.
I have never sent a dinner party invite
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>the entire worlds economy is banked on this
How can it be private? OpenAI will get the request, it's impossible for them to not get the data.
>>102307301stop being a pedo ,anon. it's unhealthy
FUCK AI
>>102307325Does it matter? IT'S A FUCKING PHONE! Why would anyone work on their phone?
oy vey
pepe emoji kek
Craig's office is quite impressive. Let's see Tim's office.
GenAI is already a cancer in the hands of the hutstle-tards.Putting AI into the hands of the normalfag is a recipe for absolute disaster.
GENERATIVE NIGGA
CRAIG REMIND US WHY SIDELOADING IS DANGEROUS AND EU IS BAD
NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJINEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI>NEW INTELLIGENCE EMOJI
>>102307254>you don't have to buy itI have an XR, I do.
FROG KEYNOTE
emoji revolution BY APPLE
seriously, why is this company obsessed with emojis?
>glowtime>cowboy frogim not into conspiracies but...
>they actually closed down the Palace of Fine Arts to film this shitOnly decent looking in SF too
poogle btfo
EMOJI MOVIE 2 CONFIRMED
REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI REMEMBER SHANI
>>102307357if it stops people typing like this then thank you based apple.
>the black girl emoji looking like she's being held at gunpoint
>we want the 4channel audience
kino
>>1023073256,000,000%
>original AIslop images to spam at your retarded friends
Apple create incel emoji
>Marketing used AI to create a shota Kpop idolHUH
>cowboy frog>doesn't have a cowboy hatLMAO
Cowboy frog is based
>AI Emojis4chan gonna have fun with this one
>microsoft recall but apple
>>102307274>either you give us full control over the global economy or we'll activate the nuclear bombs we've placed around the worldwhat did he mean by this
>CUSTOM EMOJIS DEVELOPED BY AIit's over, apple has won
I literally cannot wait for the AI meme bubble to burst and all this AI tech is fucking useless and unused
CANDICE
Where is he standing? Looks pretty cool
>apple is making frogposting mainstream
>if only you knew how bad things really are
ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OLDJE BROS...
>>102307372IT'S COINCIDENCE GOY, REMOVE THIS.
>>102307387because normies are.
>Cowboy frogCraig is /ourguy/
>>102307325who cares? apple will reduce your screen refresh rate to 30Hz after 2 years
DO A FLIP FAGGOT
>>102307387because women
oh god now all posts are gonna sound like an HR email
>writing messages to your friends with Ai unironicallyKill yourself
>>102307368Satya Nutella pinkie promised it. He'd never lie and use the data anyway. He just wouldn't. He's a trustworthy guy.
>>102307368Apple Intelligence has nothing to do with OpenAI. It can do requests to OpenAI when asked about creative writing but thats another thing and is not processes by the le magic apple servers
>>102307372can't count, huh
apple find the upskirt creep pics of the pale underage school girl
>siri find candice sucking my cawk
you better have one more thing
inb4 entire recorded event was ai generated
Dude, these are some really kino places they're filming at.
>>102307416Black people don't go on mountains
white people in photos??? wtf???
i expected 100% bullshit from this event and i got itmy iphone 14 pro is good for another year i see
Apple intelligence>me: Pepe with food on top his head
Siri, find all the photos of my niece on my iPhone
>>102307256eh... good goy, i guess?
yes summarise and read all my messages, I love that
APPLE INVENTED FROGPOSTING
Fucking hell. Apple idiots buy phones to make this AI goyslop.
>>102307406Nobody at /g/ has an iphone tho.
>>102307390never knew about that place, its not something i'd ever expect to see in america
>>102307438Yeah where is that? Is that in the Apple headquarters?
>>102307301
>shilling SIRIFUCK NO! I have always turned that shit off. It's fucking useless.
>>102307372That's the Unicursal Hexagram, the real mark of the Beast.
>>102307409I like this desu
>Apple is scanning all of your photos and messages in depth down to individual frames in videos Very nice
SIRI IS ON CRACK NOW
>>102307289That's the Palace of Fine Arts in SF.
not creepy at all
>>102306594would flood her pussy with my cum.>>102306667it helps and doesn't hurt in any way, ranjeet.
SIRI FIND THAT VIDEO OF MY EX FINGERING HERSELF
>>102307438where is that?
>Hey Siri, please respond to this anon. Call him a faggot, but make it sound professional
>>102307438Why can't we build like this anymore?
>>102307453bros i think i am apple team now...
>>102307447SHUT IT DOWN
The EU is not gonna like that LLM privacy feature
Siri still has that shit voice
>iphone, show me a nude siri
>>102307456Pajeet in a bucket mentality.
>>102307424this is also why there's so many black disabled people
But can it generate Anime AI slop?
normies will use apple intelligence to automatically send good morning and good night text to their girlfriends
SIRI IS TAPPING IN ANON!!
>Apple added a bixby buttonThey truely are 5 generations behind
cute snowbunny
Siri doesn't suck now
>siri is now as good as google assistant was 4 years ago
>>102307467wtf g told me sf is a shithole
>everyone below 15 Pro is stuck with shit Sirihonestly i dont care about emoji generation and shit but i would love for her to be finally useful
>more to cum
makes me wanna buy a light phone
it serves you ads? very cool!
i hate this new siri icon man. the old one was pretty.it's like we're being forced into this souless AI bullshit
Nope. I'm turning that shit off. I'm not training your AI models for free.
>>102307480they're not launching any of it in the EU
Fuck this. Nothing will be worth buying again until the AI buzzmeme is over.They are addicted to "same product, but AIshit as the gimmick"
>>102307416we will abuse the shit out of this system just image >bonein the nose nigger Emoji
Why the fuck does Siri sound like Kamala Harris? The fix is in I get it but her voice is so fucking annoying.
>>102307488yeah but bixby sucks
AI TARGETED ADS, BUT AS A FEATURE
>>102307497thank you apple
SIRI FUCKING KNOWS NOW!
>>102307372stop noticing goy
>>102307456>Nobody at /g/ has an iphone tho.
>2,834,733 people watching live on youtubeApple... strong...!
this actually looks really good
i like posting frogs
>siri botnet is now even more jewish.
theres gonne be so many accident dick pics sent
>>102307438True, the locations and music has been on point
>>102307500Implying your data is worth anything.
>AI PLEASE HELP ME WRITE >AI PLEASE HELP ME MAKE FOOD>AI PLEASE HELP ME THINKTHANK YOU AI
Imagine Siri sends those other photos instead of the BBQ photos
What does south africa Siri sound like /g/?
>siri misidentifies the piss jars as BBQ beers and sends those photos instead
that's it for apple AI? lol
SIRI that anon posted the JAV code of that webmplay it on max volume on the family bluetooth speaker
This shit is beyond retarded
So many nude photos will accidentally be sent
>>102307300He shines in Mac events, this iPhone kiddy shit is holding him back
>>102307503this
>Siri, send all Saturday night pictures to Friend Group X>Siri bundles up her nude pics she was sending to Chad that nightYup, I can't see how this can go wrong.
Have they removed the NSA backdoors with this release?
>lists other English speaking nations>UK comes lastFUCK YOU CRAIG
>>102307523good, why should i spend time writing emails?
NO RUSSIAN LANGUAGE?
>>102307438>>102307459>>102307472>>102307475>>102307521Palace of Fine Arts, San Franciscohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Fine_Arts
>download UK english siri>siri automatically scans your photos and reports you for hate crime
>Scans literally every frame of your mediaLMFAO
Apple Intelligence on your data
>No Hindi language optionsSaars...
sarbros... we will not redeem AI
>>102307530wow I love siri
>oi cunt find me the nearest holden dealership
>Siri generate a Pepe with a zoomer haircut and make a post to /g/ asking how to replace a decade old Intel CPU with an amd threadripper
I want to go back to my Galaxy S7 Edge bros.
>no EUEUCHADS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>next month >next month>next monthLMAO>beta>beta >beta>next year>next year>next year
>>102307502They have to, otherwise they'll get fined
>>102307522Tell that to applel
>>102307523Humanity is ducked and fucked. Next generation is gonna be lazier than ever thanks to AI doing everything for them.
>>102307506It doesn't giggle like a retard though. There's alternative voices, I have an Irish woman.
how come they're not showing the druggies on the streets
>>102307530bluds waffling about some ohio rizz :skull:
This is going to be the gamechanger for AI btw, but the only winners are going to be Apple.
>we spy even more than before goy.
>>102307492it is, but they actually try to keep the homeless out of this area.
>>102307459>>102307472>>102307475palace of fine arts in SF presidio, built for the 1915 world fair
A W E S SOMSOEM
>YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES INSTEAD OF OPENING THE FUCKING MAP APP NOWKINOOOOOOOOO
>>102307548WTF, that's beautiful
apple invented google lens
HOLY SHIT
VI? Apple invented Google lens
APPLE INVENTED IMAGE LENS
*CLICK*
>san franciscoWhere are all the fent zombies?
>>102307575zamn
>>102307456>Nobody at /g/ has an iphone tho.Unfortunately the modern /g/ is full of low IQ consumerist scum. They can't handle anything except the Apple hardware for monkeys.
Notice the SF scenes are prerecorded backdrop clips. They can't risk having their phones out in public today.
>Features that google maps had 2 years agowew
>>102307444>Apple intelligence>>me: Pepe with food on top his head
AWESOME
>siri give me sloppy toppy
sir please do not photograph my dog
>>102307561because they are busy nuking any problematic thoughts or results from ai these models.
Jeez how fucking lazy can one be? JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT YOU BITCH
APPLE INVENTED GOOGLE LENS
THE FUCK YOU TAKIN' PICS OF MY DOG, HOMIE?
And as usual, Apple is doing what all other companies have failed to do these past few years.
>>102307589SIRI WHAT DRUGS IS THIS BENT OVER GUY ON
now people wont read anything anymore it will all be filtered through an AI. everything is gonna sound like a press release and i bet that the AI won't let you summarize or write anything offensive. people think this is cool that apple can summarize your emails but that's admitting that they look through that shit and people dont even mind, they see AI and are like OMG
dont interact with another human being, just take a picture instead!
Rabbit is dead already Craig, chill lmao
>>>>privately>>>>never store
bro was taking a picture of his dinner
>>102307589exactly. it's all fake
Why not just ask what kinda dog is that to the owner?
HEY SIRI WHAT KIND OF AFRICAN IS THAT?
>chinese man suspiciously clicking a photo of your dog
gonna click so many dogs bros
>here's my dick>CLICK!
Great, i can tell which hood this niggas came from
>>102307540They added more and ai will surveille you
>taking a picture of a strangers dog to find out the breed instead of asking the ownerweird
WWWHAT HAPPENS IF YOU POINT IT AT A PERSON ANON?
>>102307519>>102307534No one will use this loony toon ahh feature
Why not ask the girl what kind of puppy it is instead you retarded faggit
>just use AI slop + Ciri to find anything while your brain will rotgreat future
i hope they will introduce a integrated vape function in the future. I want to vape my phone
do normies actually use all these features? like I go to work use a laptop, come home and use desktop, listen to music on the way
Okay that is actually cool if it works.Basically a Metroid Prime visor lmao.
>>102307475Because supply and demand and there is no demand for this shit anymore like it or not
>>102307550Yeah but all the data is transfered to Private Cloud Compute TM. So it's really private!
>>102307618Or go inside the store if you want to make a reservation.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SIRI WHAT UNDERWEAR DOES THAT QT WEAR? *snaps upskirt*
POOYUSH
ayo siri, im finna bout to hit this lick. which bike here the most expensive?
>here's pee-you!
my $200 chink google phone can do this shitdo applefags really? lmao
>"what kind of dog is that?">yep let me take a photo instead of ASKING THE OWNER
>>102307620Here's all the recipes for Australian Cattle Dog.
>you are always in control goy, trust us.
>>102307523I do this for everything but with computers and machines
super cool
WHITE SAAR
GOOODDD MOOORRRNNNINNNG SAAAARRRSSS
>>102307636enjoy your fucked up lungs
Hello sar
PajeetGPT
Good morning sirs
Why the fuck would I want to buy a buike right in front of me though? Its like right there
JEET
>>102307629>talking to womenfaggot
>>102307503Pretty much. Samsung is next.
>>102307611>people wont read anything anymore it will all be filtered through an AIIndeed. Just wait until brain implants become mainstream. People won't even think anymore lmao
GOOD MORNING SIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year subscription for apple AI services,sorry GOY servers are expensive
PIYUSH DO THE NEEDFUL
>>102307582is that, cassava??? woaw thank you apple
SAAAAAARS
SAR
bloody basterd
>>102307623>*shows relevant micropenises*
SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL BUY IPHONE BEST CAMERA SAAR
What? Why didn't that nigga just take that bike shit was right there blud????
DO NOT REDEEEEM
GOOD MORNING SAARS
SAAR DO NUT REDEEM
SAAAAAAARRRRR
i'm upgrading bros
>>102307648they do
not another fucking jeet
>>102307620>>102307624>>102307662Jej
SAAR DO NOT REDEEEM
>poopshit pisskak
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>102307596thanks Siri, now make a Chilean pepe with an empanada on his head
>>102307637>do normies actually use all these features?Normies don't use 80% of the features on these phones. Obviously not an exact statistic but I wouldn't be surprised.
>>102307649the fact that they present it like this UNIRONICALLY is horrible
>>102307629>hey little girl let me just snap a pic of your dog
>>102307645kek
DON'T REEDEEEM SIR.DOOOOOOON'T BENCHOD BASTARD
>>102307637haha, 90% of people won't touch 10% of those features
GOOD MORNING SIRS
They found the gayest Indian dude possible.
>>102307475jews
>>102307632>this is what we thought the dystopia would look like>instead we get """AI"""
DO NOT REDEEM CAMERAMA'AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE
>>102307629kek
>>102307301maybe don't be a fucking pedo, retard
Oh my god, Pajeet Kumar Patel is trying so hard to fake an American accent.He fails.
DO NOT REDEEMBLOODY BASTARD BITCH
SAAARRR SAAAARRRSS
more pajeets
>>102307636hard pic, am I allowed to screenshot?
PEEPOOSH
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JEETS THIS YEAR???
PaGPT
>>102307673They literally stated that it's free.
Time to redeem
>>102307492It is. It's just that this place is a big landmark and they have to keep it clean and nice for tourist.
applelsirs...
Good morning h1b saars
>>102307449This is so fucking tacky, it would kill Steve all over again if he rose from the dead
saars
This is the most pajeets I've ever seen in an apple keynote. Not a good sign.
sars...
>product manager of iPhone Every single fucking timeHow does this keep happening bros?
SARS DO NOT
Let me take poo while take upskirt photo of your girlfriends.
HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY FUCKING PEE-YOOSH?HAHA STINKY INDIANS
literally the goofiest accent in the world
JUST TELL ME IF WE GET AIRPODS MAX 2STFU PAJEET
>>102307649Why would you force yourself to socially interact when you can just take a sneaky pic?
FLUSH TO THE SURFACE
SAAARR
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>102307681I don't how Apple manages to improve perfection, but there you are.
Is there really a fucking sticky for this crapple shit? This isnt the /g/ i grew up with its fucking infested with faggots
INNOWAITIU DESAIN
SONY INVENTED CAMERA BUTTON
My iPhone 15 Pro already does this.
I WILL REDEEM THE PHOTO YOU BLOODY BASTARD
since no one will see this id like to admit that im a homosexual
apple, its literally just a button...
>>102307700>takes picture of her kitty instead
>wasting all those megapixels on a niggerbitch
Saar please use the camera
>>102307725WHY DID YOU DO THAT
DO
>pajeets slowly taking over applooIt’s over…
PAGGED WIDTH INNOWASHUN
bros i'm having thoughts about brown girls....
ZOOM IN ON BOBS AND VAGENE
>>102307637No lmao.Phones can already do a fuck ton of shit. Most normies don't even need PCs because their phones can do everything they need. But they don't use all the features at all
why not use this button for Touch ID too????
>>102307589they're highly contained downtown
made for white man
hot
>>102307632>it even summarizes your emails and texts! now you wont need to read them!>admitting they look through your data and will definitely use it to train their AI, even if they say its "private"
imagine the creepshots you could take with this camera button
i hate jeets so much it's unreal
Why is this shit the only thing that ever gets a sticky? Fucking hate /g/ mods
>>102307548White people are amazing
>>102307746the guy did socially interact by asking if i could take a photo, the whole example was just retarded
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARDNOOOOOOOOOO NOO NOO NOO.... NOOO!!!!
>>102307708>>we get """AI"""a flaming gayfaggot one on top of that.
These controls are the most unintuitive shit I've ever seen
Poo in loo
NOT
BOBS AND VAGENA
>>102307626Pibble owners won't be able to get away with the "he's a boxer mix" cope anymore
ARE YOU LISTENING ME YOU BIIIITCHHHHHHH DO NOOOOOTTTTT REDEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM
>You can now do half A pressesAh shit, here we go again.
why the fuck they talk like that
>>102307751Do they think this is cool?
>>102307629Holy shit bro! That's genius! You should sell your idea to Apple.
>>102307724I meant ,1 year free and then only available with paid subscription
>a new owalay
>camera shutterbruh, those things were a standard old nokia phones
that button is pretty sick actually
Camera control saar.>>102307723LMAOOO
>>102307782>3 whole miles
>>102307449>the only people generated are minorities
WHO THE FUCK USES AN IPHONE FOR MOVIE MAKING?! WHO?! NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK!
HEY SIRI WHAT RACE IS THIS GUY AND WHAT SLURS WOULD BE MAXIMALLY EFFECTIVE
>>102307719sure. Its stolen from AI
streaming this on my iPhone 16 right now
REDEEM
We're actually going back to buttons lmao
>>102307784Buy an iPhone and you too will get a big titty pajeeta gf
>>102307722They've infiltrated management and started doing their thing where they only hire other pajeets this camera control is dumb, definitely a pajeet idea.
>>102307753You sound, how should I say, rather penurious?
the positive thing i can take from this is: i will NEVER be a cock-gobbling fake faggot like that jeet
>PAJEET TALKING FIVE MINUTES ABOUT A CAMERA BUTTON LIKE IT'S A NEVER BEFORE SEEN INNOVATION>YOU CAN JUST OPEN THE CAMERA WITH THE CAMERA BUTTON AND DON'T NEED TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS TO TAKE A PHOTOREMEMBER WHEN iSHILLS SHAT ON PHONE BUTTONS?NO?WHERE THE FUCK DID HUMANITY GO WRONG.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR SPECIES.WHYGOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
>>102307784you can tell she has a beautiful pair of tits
>>102307784Looks lime my sis desu
does anyone actually buy the base model iphone? get to the pro max already holy shit
>>102307558>generate a Pepe with a zoomer haircut and make a post to /g/ asking how to replace a decade old Intel CPU with an amd threadripper
i cover all my cameras with duck tape all these features are worthless to me
Siri, download the latest Airandou doujinshi and translate it.
>>102307522not particularly but all data is valuable for AI training
>jeets already dominated Android and now they're taking over Apple as wellHow do we stop them?
>>102307819umm actually the iphone pro can record in raw?? like all hollywood moviemakers do??
>>102307819https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Baker_(filmmaker)
>>102307837me
>>102307723
BORING CAMERA SHIT, NO ONE CARES
wait so there is no pro line this year?
>>102307825THAT'S GOOD ANON
guys im taking a shit rn
Would posting lolis actually btfo iPhone users now? Since the AI is lways recording and drawn stuff is still illegal in some countries? There obviously no way its actually private
>>102307791The difference being that>hey can i take a photo of your dogends with>yeah sure!while asking>hey waht breed is your dogleads to>well, the breed is so and so, and blah blah blahlike, lady, i don't care about your dinner from last week, I just want to know what breed your dog is
f1.6 is nice
>>102307841it's not made for you
tellyphoto
Is taking pictures really that important to normgroids?
i bet if you try to make it generate or analyze something offensive it's gonna send it to the FBI or NCMEC and refuse to work
>>102307847With 16GB storage? Good luck with that
SARS INDIA INVENTED CAMARA BUTTAN
>>102307805accents for esl come from not having the exact sounds in their native language, so they approximate the sounds in a way that makes sense to their brains
APPLE INVENTED FULL RESOLUTION PHOTOS
>>102304426show us the iPhone SE already
>>102307857Hi Olympic anon
Next Apploo CEO is confirmed a pajeet
>>102307837it's either SE or PRO anything else is pointless
HEY ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT ON CHINKI BITCH NOT THAT CLOSE
we're all professional photographers now
>>102307841why bother? the nsa and cia can get a 3d projection of everything around the phone with the mic, speaker and wifi signal.
>>102307859wasn't pedophilia legal in japan until recently?
Steve Jobs would never allow them to create an action or camera button. It’s giving Android. It’s giving Samsung
redeem the capture saar
Wow someone sure is talking a lot of photos of ethnic ladies.
Practically nothing new, the same shit. Still voting Pixel.
>>102307864post hand
Literally nothing new from iphone 15.
these pictures look incredible. mogs my iphone 15
>>102307861Imagine all the light it can redeem
>apple just invented pixel binning
Man they've gone full Pajeet on this event, you can smell those new iPhones now
megamind
no one gives a shit about photos anymore.zoomers don't take pictures.
>taking your own picture of a tit
>>102307876HI ANON ANON!
>>102306173I think if I were a virgin I'd definitely prefer dying with my virginity than ever being gay.
>>102307868
NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!,,
>SAAAR PLEASE REDEEEM IPHONE, BENCHOD WE ARE WHITE MAN COMPANY SAR.
>>102304426As a White man I can’t buy Apple anymore. They clearly don’t care about us.
>>102307859The Japanese all use iPhones, Anon.
Anything major? I jumped in when they were talking about making AI generated emojis with text messages and nothing from that point to now is exciting.
bros is it worth upgrading early from the iphone 14 pro?
SARS USE MACRO MODE FOR YOUR MICRODICK DICK PICS
Are there no black women working at Apple, why are they are all pajeets?
>>102307896>>102307897
apple invented cameras and photos
thank you apple very cool
STOP spamming "good morning" every time an Indian is on screen. It's annoying. You're all just jealous of us Indians and our BIC.
>>102307722The main factory was moved to India. Hope you enjoy it.
he even has poojeet accentwhat do US born poojeets even do
Was macro limited to Pro only? I've never had a poverty model.
MAJISTIC AND MACRO
>>102307904ton of zoomers use Instagram
>>102307901They are gonna be made in india too - hard pass
APPLE VISION PRO CAMEO
Frog posters, it's our time!!!
>>102307886depends on how you define it
>Iphone 16 introducing brand newful partnership with Google playstore
Where is the SE, I don't want all this shit
>>102307904they do though.t. zoomer
>macro lens for your micro penis>now you can send your micro dick pics in ultra wide!!!
>>102307919no
>>102307902not really
Finally, my 'ick on the 'eck is in full 48mp
>>102307927here is your (you)
>>102307922you missed the niggresses at the start.notably a fat, disabled niggress.
Why do they keep comparing it to the iphone 14 instead of the 15
APPLE VISION
Granted, that turquoise color is pretty nice
pleasu saar redeem vision pro
Why are there so many mindbroken polfags here?
>>102307901The Indians won, they only ever recruit other Indians of similar caste, it's a big issue in the SV but not going to change.
>>102307935
India invented Apple
>>102307927bro has a pen
>>102307895no
>>102307927
I just want a physical keyboard again
this niggerbitch looks like the nigger version of the jardiance commercial landwhale
VIND NOISE
Applesisters… what are we gonna do with pajeets raiding our company…
>>102307860>can i take a photo of it>yeah sure **why**>etc...until dinner is mentionedhere you go, bad example
>veedious
>>102307941Does it improve girth?
what does a san francisco breeze smell like?
Was this financially successful at ALL?????????
Overweight breathless negress.
fuck i spilled my beer
>>102307938january
What was apple thinking letting this guy present in a keynote? The stock is cratering.
I don't like this indian steve jobs
>>102307956all of the new colors seem pretty neat this year. too bad we won't get any real colors on Pro models, only shades of gray
>>102307782>>102307815San Francisco is fucking insane. You'll see $12 million dollar homes a block away from an encampment of strung out, fluid leaking, flesh rotting zombies screaming at pedestrians and shooting up on the sidewalk.
>Classic San Francisco trip>No hobos stabbing each other and AIDS needles on the groundFake
>1 post per secondThe dogshit firefox browser shits on it's bed. Slow the fuck down guys.
>SAAR WHITE MAN COMPANY, BENCHOD
It's fucking insane they've managed to drag this shit out over an hour
I gan finaly dake photoes of my favorite beople
>>102307981lol of course not. they just cant admit it or the investors go apeshit
Are people still buying iphones in 2024/25?
>having a great vacation in San Francisco>fentanyl zombies shooting up everywhere and shitting on the sidewalks
>>102307981no i honestly forgot it even existed until just now
>>102307992They used Apple AI to rework the scene
poojeets must love the apple hq. so many clean things to shit on.
dissipate dis dick
>>102307985
TAD. Total Applefag Death
>>102307819>WHO THE FUCK USES AN IPHONE FOR MOVIE MAKING?! WHO?! NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK!I'm interested. It supports the ProRes codec which is really great for filmmaking.
it's a literal nothingburgerimagine spending $1000 to "upgrade" to this slop
>>102307981she is so symmetric and uncanny
>>102307987NOT THE FUCKING STOCK!
Stalin would've loved this
WORLD CLASSGAMING
>>102307981No.It flopped harder than PSVR2.
>even the non-indian is still named "cayenne"
So another nothing burger upgrade
5'3 and attitude
SO MUCH SILICON
pajeets and niggers everywhereapple needs to burn
>>102307991>Just like muh Philip K Dick Novel!!!! So cyberrpunk
>>102307994Apple stickies are meant to be browsed on Safari
>>102307517I like YOU
>>102307963bavarian gay nigga, go back to /int/
So what new exclusive feature will 16 Pro have?
CHINESE GENSHIN GAME
>give you 2 lenses>tell you it's acksually 4 cameraslol
>tfw his phone isnt a WORLD CLASS GAMING machine
>>102307836Would you?
APPLE INVENTED RAY TRACING >APPLE INVENTED RAY TRACING APPLE INVENTED RAY TRACING
War Thunder ad in official apple promo
IF YOU GIVE A SINGLE FUCKING SHIT ABOUT GAMING ON A FUCKING PHONE NECK YOURSELF
>INNY MINNY BOSS LADYI am listening, queen.
/v/ won
what the fuckwuwa???
apple invented thermodynamics
WUWA WON
>Genshit
APPLE INVENTED INNOVATION
WORLD CLASS GAMING
>>102307784If more of their shameless DEI baiting looked like this, we wouldn’t have every thread like this devolve into /pol/
>>102307988neither do i bro
Why the fuck would you use raytracing for sun-on-water reflections? That's such a waste.
PC GAMING IS DONE FOR
SPEND MORE MONEY IN MICROTRANSACTIONS THAN EVER BEFORE
>>102308005Same lmao
>war thunder mobilewat
>Gayshit impact>world class gaming
RAY TRACING
War Thunder? Gaijin???
lol, you can see the stutter
very bold of them to include the phone struggling to sustain fps in mihoyoslop
>12fps
PS2 GRAPHICS RAY TRACED. AAA GAMES.
gaming now
this shit is so boring i'm gonna actually get some work done instead of watching
iPhone 16 bento grid.
The iPhone:>1080p screen, not 4k or 1440p>No reverse wireless charging>No dual Bluetooth>No headphone jack>No option for sd cards>No split-screening your apps>No foldable displays>No second screen>No fast charging>USB-C 3.0 only in the 15 Pro Max>No built-in Stylus>Can't keep more than one account saved on apps>Cant torrent>Can't do Picture in picture with every app (yes, we can even do it for YouTube for free)>Updates constantly slowing phone down>Can't have gifs or videos as backgrounds>Can't customize alarm (or notification tone) with song that they own>Cant customize ringtone with song that they own, have to purchase ringtone from Apple app store>Cant emulate Ps2 era games or newer>Can't download apps not in app store>No phone charger in box>No in-screen fingerprint scanner>$120 wireless headphones DO NOT COME WITH PHONE>It doesn’t tell you how long your phone has left to fully charge when you plug it in>No way to close all apps at once>Can’t pause or stop a video while recording: you can only stop a video and start a brand new one>No option to flip the camera around while recording>no separate volumes for ringtone/media/notifications/alarms/calls>no ascending volume (for wake-up-alarms)>cannot set more than one timer without a hardware-dongle (apple watch) or siri>Can't put space between apps>Can't limit ram usage>Can't turn phone into desktop >Can't record phone calls>No t9 dialing >Can't adjust height of keyboard>Keyboard doesn't have row dedicated to numbers>No clipboard>No modes and routines>Can't picture in picture their video calls>Can't take long screenshots outside of safari>Can't change hotspot name without changing device name>No cloud gaming>No 100x zoom>Can't customize fonts>No 8k recording>No simcard tray (in the US only)>No Fortnite
Genshin letsgooo wait... waittt....
>and GAMING
>gaming
goytracing
I really like xiaomi 14 ultra i hope it drops on price after people start panic selling them for the iphone hype as it happens every year
what's she playingdoesn't look like genshart
>>102308014At this point "professional" just means mismanaged by female/Indian administrators.
who the FUCK games on an iphone? I ask this as someone that owns an iphone 15 pro
>gay tracing on a shitty 6.9 inches phonewhy are they so retarded ?
>>102308051
HOLY SHIT CONCORD JUST GOT ANNOUNCED FOR IPHONE
>raytracing on a mobile phoneAs meme as raytracing on a RTX 3050.
This changes absolutely nothing.
WuWa WON GENSHITS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
didnt all these games flop?
Why doesn't apple make an actual good PC if they're so desperate to get into gaming
AIRPODS MAX 2PLEASEPLEASE
>>102308033kys shitskin
>>102307977>>yeah sure **why**Then I say never mind and walk away.
>>102308081>No Fortnitewrong
ray tracing is a fucking scam
who plays triple As on a phone tho
APPLE INVENTED CHINESE LOOTBOX GAMES
>>102308041>its boteslmao
BUT WILL IT RUN BLACK MYTH WUKONG?
>play ubislop goy
>>>>>TENCENT
APPLE ENABLE JIT ON YOUR PHONES SO I CAN RUN DOLPHIN
The Jeets leave, the Chinks enter.
OPH MY GOD THEY ARE STILL TAKLING ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL
CCCP COMPROMISED
>assasin's creed lagging in the backgroundkek
BING CHILLING
Steve Jobs would have never allowed this shitty Tencent shilling
gaymen won
the only acceptable game to play on your phone is sudoku
chinkbros, we won
>shilling chink gachaslop
>chinaslop
WTF I LOVE CHINA NOW
what's her name bros?
that performance does not look good
>this apple event is sponsored by RAID shadow legends
>those fucking frame drops
>>102304426Apple iPhone sponsored by CCP
Hold on, the game just got a massive FPS drop or is it just me? Right before the camera changed to her again.
YOUR HONOR!
it literally lag in the video
is that fucking 15FPS
>lag spikeSAAARS
not ONE but TWO FUCKING CHINA GAMES
>>102308100Lol
IT'S HAPPENING NEW GACHA GAMES
>Can't screen incoming calls>Can't make reservations for you using Ai>Can't wait on hold for you>Can't erase objects in photos>Can't unblur photos>Can't emulate windows>No proper image galleries with image management and folders>Can't change app grid size>Photos saved to the phone do not retain their filename>Can't customize what gets notified from certain apps (i.e. can't only get notifications for DMs for Instagram, for example)
>that stutterHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>some chink shit.
literally nobody uses their phones for gaming. It's the biggest psyop of the decade.
>>102308127based
>chinks shit+ pajeet shitwtf Apple ?
>>102308148Sssshh, you're not supposed to notice that
Just tuned in guys – have Apple done it AGAIN??? Please tell me they have!!!
Where's the 16 Pro? Did I miss it or is that next?
I really can't believe what gaming has been reduced to
holy shit bros iphone has better raytracing than amd cards
>one of the most popular franchises in the world>never heard of ituh
PS2 games are literally better
+50000 SOCIAL CREDIT ADDED TO ALL APPLE EMPLOYEES
>>102308113Absolutely no way in hell would Tim let you map an RW page X. He wouldn't be able to fuck over your kids as easily then.
call /g/ when it's Illusion games instead
>>102308143QUICK, ZOOM OUT, PAN OUT TO THE WHORE
Hey! Honor of Kings world™ is such a good game! You should play Honor of Kings world™! Btw did you know Iphone can play Honor of kings world™?
Just me or is the gameplay chugging along like a senior citizen at times? Tons of random hitches
>zoomed in on stuttering and bad frame pacing>while explaining how amazing iphone iskek
apple quality control has gotten so bad in the last few yearsit's a pile of shit now
5X FASTER THAN RTX 4070
>>102308138Sabrina
apple invented UI customization
The future is Chinese.
A big boost.
>bigger batteryFINALLY SOMETHING USEFUL
>prank call 911 with your dick
>share a video of your murder victims to 911 operatorNEAT
ohnononnono
>via satellitestarlink?
>>102308127i am too dumb
FUCKING LMAO cannot wait for some dumb bitch to record herself like a vlog while calling 911.
>>102308161>Can't screen incoming callsWhy they can't do this is beyond me, it would be eternally useful
That was a long presentation to tell me it's exactly the same as 15 except you can take "macro" pics.
>>102308171yes they invented intelligence
>be 911 dispatcher>new policy where we have to watch the livestreams>watch beheadings happen livehell yeah
That apple watch ruins her look.
>patelnah leave her ass to the wolves
>mihoyo SNUBBEDHoly shit how much did tencent pay apple? This is the first iPhone event in 5 years without a mihoyo game shown
>>102308164you're a retard
>>102308188You mean the present.
>>102308191This and being able to run ish in the background are the only fucking things I care about.
Where is their mac mini redesign?
Oh good. Apple user can now show whose stabbing them when dialing 911.
>even pre-recorded keynote can't hide dogshit """gaming""" performance
>>102308197its just numbers bro, you can count to 9 can't you?
>>102308184The 15 Pro Max couldn't even match the Steam Deck GPU on RE Village....
>Honor of Kings is the WORLD'S MOST PLAYED5V5 MOBILE MOBAMust be a lot of competition in that field
gyze remember to buy Samsung instead of iPhone
Wait this satellite messaging shit might actually be useful
>24/7 nsa tracking worldwidethanks apple
CHING CHONG PING PINGXANG XING XONG XANG
>>102308194They just don't "get" AI
>>102308197https://www.websudoku.com/start with the easy ones
>>102308221there's too many of them!
>No PolandFUCK YOU
Probably not mentioned, but the base iPhone 16 now also has 8 GB RAM
No mumbai gullies no buy sars
Oh my god, that music is asscancer.
iPhone 16 bento grid, part 2.
>>102308197they're usually are difficulties for that game, check Sudoku The Clean One on Android
Did Craig piss off Tim or something?
>>102308212mobile games aren't real games
“Son, why did you get an iPhone 16 you already had a phone?”“AI Frog memes”
>>102308188China based. Me love China.
time to retire from smartphones and rawdog the world like in the good old days
>Pro model presentation will be another 20 mins of talking about the extra camera because there is literally no other distinction between pro and non-pro
>NEW ERA FOR IPHONE >ONLY 60hz display in 2024 BUY PRO MAX YOU POOR SHITS
>>102308198WHYITE PEOPLE DONT SEASON DEY CALLS
>>102308232No problem, goy.
>>102308212He means no one uses their phone for playing actual games not shovelware lootbox spam.
>Skrillex on iPhone promo videoKINOOOOOO
:stopmusic:
takatakada
>nigger musicmute
TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA
>BUILT>FOR
please stop buying hughway guise
>shrimp with a cowboy hat
BUILTFOR
>phone costs more than caraccurate desu
>>102308246WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
takatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakataka
>MUH ... A .... Iholy fuckand it's all uselessthis bubble will burst fucking hardcoredotcom crash and worse tieri will sell all my fucking tech
takatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakatakataka
I WANTED A FOLDABLE IPHONEI WANTED A FOLDABLE IPHONEI WANTED A FOLDABLE IPHONE
lmao
wtf is this musicwhere's my lolicore
>>102308237Cheers, I'll play after this shitshow.
>>102308175Prove it.
>oops resistantKEKLiteral baby language
FROGS.....
Is there any reason to have a phone anymore? Why not just a tablet?
>first white man>looks like a bond villain
>>102308268know thy audience
enough niggers please
>>102308281GAY KIDS
>>102308229It 100% is useful especially if you go into the woods and camp and shit. It sends your info to a callcenter who has your GPS coordinates and the call center works with local law enforcement/ambulance/SAR to get you out
cute froggo
holy kino
curious to how they're gonna market the pro version now. Unless it gives you a blowjob I fail to see how much more 'premium' it can be
REVOLUTIONARY BUTTONS
OP you faggot who told me to use the Apple TV app, that shit sucks dick.
>streetshitter pajeet music plays.
>>102308255The hardware supports virtualization. They could enable that on the pro version and let you run OSX.They won't though because things have to be gay.
post rare pepes
>>102308270KEK
alright, the poorfag iPhone sucks, now where's my big boi Pro Max?
>>102304426Lots of frog pics this time
wait... iphone still doesn't have call screening? you dorks getting telemarketing calls all day?
why so many frogs in today's presentation?
OOPS resistant?????
>>102308255Pro gets the A18 Pro chip for more gay tracing.
>DurkaDurkaDurkaDurk>DurkaDurkaDurkaDa
Is life in a big city nice? This montage seems comfy but big cities always seemed soulless to me
>>102308288KEK
ARE WE BACK WITH THE FUCKING MACRO TELEPHOTO???I WANT THE WIDE CAMERA GO FUCK YOURSELF APPLE
nightmare fuel
How can anyone watch this without getting motion sickness
>>102308311
Don't care. Still voting Pixel.
$799 that's $3400 Canadian. Nice
Can it generate Taytay wearing a frog hat?
Anyone else think the 16 looks kinda…fuckable?
>MOGS APPLESHIT
frog bros we won
>>102308281>lust provoking image
niggers are the biggest apple users because get it for free
is the iPhone Slim this year or next year?
>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB>128GB128GB
hey guys can it take pictures of frogs?
>>102308334You poor fuckers
>battery visibly going downvery realistic actually
128GB in 2024
>>102308091>who the FUCK games on an iphone?A lot of people (third worlders) actually
what does appel do with the traded in phones?
>>102308253>In 2019 Zhao tweeted, "If you're in Washington, D.C., you know the white never go to the SW area, because it's an area for the black & Latin. There's a saying 'black in & white out'"Uhhh Ameribros?
hmmmmm maybe i will trade in...
>>102308323It's cool if you live in a good part of town, i.e. one with few poor people.
>phone is investment goy,
>900 bucks for a phone that can't even run qemuLol that's insulting. My laptop costs less than that.
>>102308344next year
>>102308281AYO
WTF 800$ off? That's actually nuts
>>102308323That depends, do you like loud noise and cramped filthy spaces plus everything costs triple what it should?
>>102308347NO!
>>102308316it's just me, i'm spamming.
Tim Cook died 3 years ago. this is a robot.
so what in US you can get the newest iPhone basically for free if you return the old one?
TAKAKAKA NIGGER MUSICGAY TIM COCK SUCKING DICKS
>>102308281UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH CUUUNNNYYYY
I like Tim
>>102308091Americans
>>102304426>>iPhones>>Apple Watch updates>>Other minor consumer productsliterally nobody gives a fucking shit>What not to expect:mods and jannies with credibility>>102308350lmao
>>102308339>8GB ROMFilled up in under 0.2ms on an modern Android system.
>>102308365up to
You can tell that Tim likes riding
probros it's time
>>102308302Wait you can only communicate with emergency responders? I thought it was connected to the cellular network. Imagine layering encryption on top of it, true kino.
I'm a trans
>>102308352Sell them to poor people
>>102308358racist idiot
>>102308372If you trade in a recent model, yeah
is the regular 16 still 60hz?
>$799
>>102308352They sell them in the Chinese black market
>>102308373lmfaoeveryone is so madand i'm too
>>102308373It's indian music sar, bloody benchod. Takaka white man company sar.
>>102308372It's never actually free, it's always some kind of weird credit thing they target women and niggers with.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE NEW IPHONE 16 PRO PLUS???
>>102304426Gold looks gay as fuck.
>>102308338Yes. It’s very cute.
>literally the same phone
>>102308091The majority of the industry now sadly
THAT'S NOT THE TIM NOW TIME
this gorgeous (same) design
THE POOP PHONE IS HERETHE POOP PHONE IS HERETHE POOP PHONE IS HERE
>>102307449>Asian kid looks like a 40s stereotype drawingkek Apple is cooked
>>102308379That's clearly 4.2, the last based Android version (well second to last, KitKat was the swan song)
> HERE WE GO PRO TIME BOYS
I wish I could have a phone that would lay flat without destroying the protruding camera lenses
>>102307456over half the US and most of japan are on iphones
Pro gets an extra lens. Get in
>SAME DESIGN>SAME DESIGN>SAME DESIGN
>>102308386good 4 u anon
TAKEMYMONEY
>>102308372no since the maximum trade in is for a pro model obviously
>It's the same pro from last yearfucking kek
PRO
literally the same phone
PRO.
>new design>Literally the same design LMFAO it keeps getting more and more blatant
JAWS
HOLY SHIT I AM SO HARD
jaws to tell me more?
>>102308386congratulations anon, i wish the best for you
>no new hardware compared to base 16so fucking lame
just make the calculator app not suck apple im begging you please
why does apple have a giant pride flag monument at their campus?
I farted
>>102308372800 offso not even close
this music kinda slaps tho
6.9 inches
It's not the same... it's PRO
>greg jozniakgot me there
SAME DESIGN, HAHAHA ITODDLERS BTFO
new shiny extra goybutton
give it back jamal
>iPhone?
>>102308391yeah their name for 120hz has "pro" in the name so they'll never bring it to the regular phones
>>102308392You can buy a top end GDP pocket laptop with a built in 3g modem that can make phone calls for the same price while running an actual OS like Linux. It's fucking insane.
>>102308365>up to
>Hello i'm the token "normal" white guy, that we grudgingly still need to include
>>102308392A base Samsung Galaxy S24 is $800 so it seems about right for phones these days
>"Joz"
apple invented iphone 15 pro with a camera button
>prerecorded and heavily postprocessed videoAre these people even real?
>new designwhat new designlooks the same as my 14 pro
>Here's Woz to tell you moreWHAT?!??!??!
>>102308358
OP you faggot who told me to use the Apple TV app, that shit sucks dick. i thought i posted this earlier but it was in the drafts of iChan
why make it even largeeeeeeer
> STUNNING NEW SAME DESIGN THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OLD ONEwtf
IT'S THE SAME PHONE
>Hey guys today is my first day at Apple. Call me "Joz">"Is that short for Joseph?">I'm Greg
I'M STUNNED BROSAHHHHH ITS STUNNING ME AHHHHH
yawn
Fuck Joz Wozniak that smug piece of shit
ebony phone
6.9 inches. Perfect
I think we're going to love it
IT WAS ALL AI GENERATED, RAIDEN
You are going to look poor with the non pro camera setup
>made in India
>first "WHITE" man>it's polack jewOII VEII.
>>102304426>6.9"Just a mm less than my dick
WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE BEZELLESS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>102308351and they’re all on Android
LARGEST iPHONE DISPLAY EVER
>>102307456>>102308415Today I will remind them
okay its the fucking same, im out
APPLE INVENTED 69-ING
>>102308463No. They've been created with Apple Intelligence (tm)
stop sending me (You)s, my laptop is overheating
>>102308468werks on my imac ™
>>102308456libs are racist too
Remember when a 7" display was a tablet computer?
>DESERT TITANNIUM
>>102308460Wozniak cope. Both Polish named oddly.
>brown iphonegood morning sirs
>>102308467>how to tell if you're a first world country
>Titanium only grade 5UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH EROTIC
>>102308386Prove it
>>102308492btw, gotta buy a new case for $99, lol
>four boring colours
i'm arab, should i go for the desert titanium?
>>102308494please do
It's not the same phone, guys. It got *inhale* ... AYYYYY EYEEEEE
>>102308222This, don't know what are they smoking at Apple by saying:>challenging high end desktop PCsThey can't even match a PC handheld
>that titanium was only in grade 5 you fucking pedo
Beautiful new microplastic texture
>microblastedwhat was meant by this
>>102308358Based lower class tuned car
15 pro had grade 5 titanium btw
STREET SHITTER TITANIUM
POO COLOR FOR THE SAAAAARS
>POLACK>RACIAL KIKEPottery.
> desert titaniumI want tranny titanium
>designed with apple intelligence at its coreits all so tiresome
>>102308503should have bought an apple sillicon laptop goy
NO TITANIUM H-WHITE?!
uhhhhh
BREAKING NEWS :Newest Iphone 16 contain feces matter during first release delivery !!
Still no reason to upgrade from an iPhone 14 Pro
>same fucking colorsthey ruined gold
>you have to buy the pro if you want a masculine color
>muh carbon>muh recycle>muh fag electricitydump the stock.
>>102308476BIG NUMBER GOODME UGGOne or two more generations of oversized iShits and I'll need to search for an alternative again.Not like Android offers any competition to an iPhone Mini. Why the fuck are all small Androids unpatched and malware infused?
Wait when did they go back to the iphone 4 form factor? I fucking hated the iPhone 7 (I'm still not buying a new one until I can just run fucking linux on it.)
I refuse to buy an iphone made in india I think they are covered in microscopic feces.
New color on the iPhone 16 Pro: Desert Titanium.
>>102308517butterfacestill would tho
Yeah.. the galaxy ultra absolutely moggs it lmao
>>102308368FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>102308389Faggot
Eh. This was a waste of my time. Back to slopping.
>muh apple intelligence
BEST BATTERY EVER
The market is crashing saarsAnnounce faster bloody basterd
Who buys this shit?
It's aluminium you subhuman muttoids
>>102308476literally identical
>our applebotnet will spy even more with PRO.
>>102308467sucks that our only options are locked down to oblivion or blatant spyware advertising hell
missed most of the start... any qrd? i see a lot of (nothing)NEW™ being posted so far
How many times did they say intelligence?
>apple Recal
>>102308556they went back to the square sides for iphone 12
BUILT FROM THE GROUND UP.
RUDEEE
DESERT POWER
>>102308576millions of normies
>>102308576a lot of people, unfortunately.
>they released the same phone twiceBased
Keeping the 12 pro max until apple drops support for it at this rate
>>102308576me>t. rich boy
>>102308550colors?
apple invented AI proofreading
does apple consider race above all things in their hiring process? if you're black it's like an auto hire. except in CS, then it's asians instead.
Design is perfect. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Apple designs with beauty in mind, something anons here know nothing about
>>102308576me
>Apple invented RAGIf they had Apple Script on iOS there would actually be something to brag about here.
All yours, my Pixel 8 Pro can do all that already.
Nothing new?? Why, rest in pieces their sales
>spyphone
>>102308576People with money so not 99% of /g/
>>102308559Perhaps a wipe with this will assuage your fears.
Stuck in AI hell
>iPhone 16>aluminum chassis>iPhone 16 Pro>titanium band + aluminum backingCome the fuck on you lazy fucks. Just metal injection mold the stupid thing and save yourself the time of piecing the damn thing together.
GIBS IPHONE SE YOU FAGGOTS
>MORE JEET
SAARSS
WHY IS STICKY NOT ROLLINGMY XIAOMI CHINKSHIT PHONE CAN'T HANDLE THIS
MACOS VIA USB C DOCK????
it's the chip room
GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP ALREADY
>more photo shitOK YOU SOLVED THAT 10 years AGO
>>102308584You can use GrapheneOS on Pixels and get the best of both worlds.
AI shit, no one will use iPhone as a photo editing station
hey siri how do I take better creep pics
should i upgrade from a 64gb iphone 12? the lack of space is starting to get annoying
NO 2NM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
saaaaaar
>>102308595show the three cameras on the normal one
SAAR
CLEAR YOUR THROAT!!!!!
>>102308576Jews. It's all Jews.I have never seen a normal person with an apple product.
GOOD MORNING
I didn't know rfk jr worked at apple
REDEEM PRO MAX
They beat the head bobbing out of this one
>>102308576Still the only way to get five years of updates and consistent compatibility on the smartphone market.God I hate the smartphone market.
>PHOTOFAGS WILL GET LECTURED ON WHY THEIR PHOTO IS SHIT BY A FUCKING PHONE
XHE WAS ONLY A18 PRO YOU SICK FUCK
ayo get this guy some cough drops
>SAAAR WE ARE WHITE ARYANS.
Why is a grown man still having voice cracks
this guys nostrils are bigger than his eyes lmao he looks like an ayyyy
DO NOT REDEEM THE CHIP, SIRS
>>102308630These are AI processed images of non-human organics
>>102308616>removes oleophobic coating it's over
Time cock is a faggot
>>102308576women buy it even though they cant afford it because theyre always walking around with cracked phones
was it meant to be still 3nm?
>>102308657kek
>>102308626POST FASTER TO CRASH ALL JEET DEVICES
Who fucking cares about the performance if all you can do is porn and texting?
They need to remove the jeets from the keynotes, keeping them around will kill the stock price
Smaller trans sisters!
>>102308559Kek
>>102308576me. Well, I bought an iphone 15 pro which desu I really like. money's not an issue for me anymore, and since I use macs these days it kinda made sense. not planning to upgrade for at least 3 years though
>>102308576>Who buys this shit?Apple consumers (they outnumber android + Windows users btw).
Its literally the same chip wtf
This is pretty boring so far.
>>102308576People with jobs and disposable income.
SAAAAARRR I'M DYING OF LOUNG CANCER SAAAAAAAR
Is this a joke?
MY BALLS ARE ITCHY!!!!!!!
It's exactly the same as A18 except 1 more gpu core?
>3nmDYRBI????
>>102308632isn't there things like the camera not working as well without proprietary blobs and stuff?
what's the point of powerful CPU for a shitty phone ? 95% of people will play candy crash, gacha garbage or some old mobile games, that's it
>AAA GAMING AND RAY TRACINGKEEEEEEEEK ANDJEETS BTFO
>>102308657He has a nice rasp, deep enough that it isn't peterstein tier kermiting.
how do you have lag spikes in your pre-made gussied up trailer
now that the dust has settled what went wrong?
>>102308662He crawled out of sewers of New Delhi, I am surprised he doesn't have additional arm
>>102304426>WALKING SIMULATOR NOW ON PHONE BRAVO KOJIMBO
>>102308687I just saved this image :^)
People care about games on iphone? I bought a nintendo to game on
Is he a pajeet or a Jew?
>>102308458Well at least iphone 16 is better than iphone 15. S24 is worse than S23.
>>102308680>money's not an issue for me anymoreok poojeet
>gamingpeople give a fuck? it's a phone
No new features except for apple "intelligence". Fuck this gay shit
>>102308658he looks like a trutle
>>102308696I can profile you faster.
Who needs raytracing on a fucking phone? Who is this phone for? Who is the audience?
>up to 2x fasterwas the 15 pro not fast enough for anyone?
>>102308576me, but i'm going to buy the new imac this year instead
Death Stranding
FOR DEATH STRANDING WHY THE GAMEPLAY HAS RED BRIEFCASES, DID THE GAMEPLAY GUY MADE IT FALL MULTIPLE TIMES LMAOOO
kys /vt/ fags
>>102308685I have like $50k of annual disposable income and I'm not wasting it on "Smart"/"pro" bullshit.
ray tracing has no purpose on phones
>>102308701The company got jeeted.
>performance increases get smaller every yearwonder when they're gonna hit the limit. maybe 2nm will make it better, whenever that comes out.
>estrogen cores
>mfw I'll still have to buy this because every single similar form factor android phone is absolutely shit and costs the same while my OnePlus 7 pro is finally dyingIt's all so tiresome bros
>>102308698>peterstein tier kermitingkek
>>102308715new camera button
say a18 one more time
trying so hard to be relevant in gaymen at all
>only 20% better than iphone 15 prolol
>15% faster>20% less powerkinda big actually
>>102308719you can profile my asshole anon ? good for you
>All those frame drops>Consistent sub 25 fps gameplay>IT'S RUNS GREAAAAAAAAAT!pffffft AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>102308724looks amazing
Apple invented ray tracing
ADVANCED DISPLAY ENGINE FOR IMAGE REFRESH RATES ON THE DISPLAY
GET THIS NIGGA SOME COUGH DROPS
>>102308710both
>hecking powerful phoneare those niggers trying to kill PCs?
>>102308710gypsy
I game on my phone
A18 Pro could literally run on a MacBook, it's basically as fast as the original M1
but why?
BROS I JUST FARTED
>>102308724They ported Halo 1, nice.
IS THAT AN EXPOSED PCBIM MY APPLE STOREFAUCI SAVE MEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT ML ACCELERATORSANONS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
my iphone 15 pro is garbage now AAAAAAAAAAA
FINALLY APPLE INVENTED ALWAYS ON DISPLAY
BBW HUFF
powerful cpu for a toy locked up os so awesome!!!
>>102308738Just set up cheogram and get a GDP laptop with a 4g modem. Smartphones are for niggers.
>apple invented power allocation>apple invented MI acceleration>apple invented image processing>apple invented video encoding
>>102308467You can start large scale population studies to see if the iphone dominated countries start getting retarded for using and growing up with integrated AI on every text field in their phones.you would be able to get a phd for this study.Communication skill development of populations in countries dominated by android vs ios usage.
iPhone 16 Pro is underwhelming. A lot of these features are already in 15 Pro.
>>102308658Insane physiognomy. I hope to never look this bad when I'm old
I get it now why Jobs was such an important figure, their PR department is absolute shit
>>102308693That was years ago, it works the same now, you can even install the stock camera app if you prefer (and deny network permissions for it if you don't trust it).
>>102308742
>>102308756Imagine him rubbing hands.
DELLA IS SMALL!
can someone please hack one of these livestreams and show BBC porn on screen
>Keep shilling triple A gaming and “console” level performance>Passive cooling means any moderately intense gaming turns the phone into a nuclear reactor and throttles performance within minutes
is this guy an ai or what ?
let’s be real, would he have allowed a jeet infestation?
build like a fridge
How the fuck are millions always watching this shit?
>talks about usb 3 speeds>comes with usb 2 cable
KOJIMA!?
wtf della lives in a solder remover?
>x16 times of details
>>102308739I listen to a lot of old blues monkeys at 78 speed, most them sound like that when they talked. He probably sings nice.
>>102304426ULTRA WIDE WAIFU
pay $400 more to get an extra camera and gpu coreWow. So worth.
I asked Siri to set an alarm and after 10 seconds "thinking", it said it couldn't do it due to "something happened".
more camera shit, WHOOOO CARES??? IT WAS SOLVED YEARS AGO FUCK
This absolute fucking Unit...
>>102308796yes
>>102308724damn look at those high res xbox 360 textures lel
>smart phones btfo jeets by exposing their country day to day>jeets fight back by making phones boring and irrelevanti kneel to the jeet spirit
>>102308796steve jobs was a jeet-adjacent
CAPTURE NIGGERS STEALING AT UNCOMPROMISING DETAIL
>>102308796obviously yes
Forced transitions
>>102308777It's a shame she's an old hag.
>>102308796anon... he is a jeet...
>>102308773>my iphone 15 pro is garbage now AAAAAAAAAAATrade it in with Apple for $299.99 + tip.
>>102308798because whatever Apple does, will define the direction of other mobile tech
>Hella Duff
>>102308789>can some please make the stream less gaywhat for
48 MEGAPICKLES
>>102308792Imagine if that's the epic reveal at the end. That everyone you just saw was AI all along.
>>102308796yes, he was infamous for not using deodorant. He was one of them
>only 15% fasterAPPLEL IS DONE ITODDLERS BTFO
this lady is built like a tank
my penis smells like fish
>Alan Cope
>>102308799>doesnt have usb 3 cableyou are too poor for this phone anyway
saars the stock and viewers are dropping saars
>>102308790>console levellol no >>102308528
>>102308796He would probably retire before the woke era.
>>102308806i had that happen a few days ago too. maybe they had to fix stuff
>>102308813PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
ARCHITECT BROS WE WON
No JPEG XL photo capture?
>>102308712I'm british m8, just ended up rich despite my best efforts
>miny boss lady walks in
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CAMERAS. I DON'T GO OUT SIDE.
>>102308797don't insult fridges like that, they are one of the best things in the World
>>102308670Yes, it's TSMC N3P instead of the earlier N3E. I think this is the first commercial product using it.
>>102308773no it isn't
iFridge
>>102308784They've been riding on everything he did for years and years.The company is rotting inside.
>>102308796yup, he traveled to india
EVERYTHING IS BORING TECHNOLOGY IS DEAD
NO 1 INCH SENSOR? BOOOOORING
>>102308831That's unfortunate truth, others don't have balls to innovate in meaningful way. Except foldables...
fuck jannies too
>innovative buzzword buzzword buzzword design
why are her jeans backwards
>>102308811Photography and film industry, which are going to be wiped out by AI, but are for now still massive.
The proRAW is the DNG format, which now uses Jpeg-XL.Deiz BTFO
why are they advertising a fridge? didn’t know apple made appliances
Apple invented cute twink
>>102308838That would require Apple being competent at AI
her shoes are fucking horrid
>>102308796No way
what are those shoes?
Wake me when Apple Intelligence supports customised private AI waifu running on iPhone
>>102308796He was unironically a hindu supremacist
what the FUCK are those? i think shes walking around with the back of the shoe squashed under her heel.
LOOK AT THAT FUPA
>>102308877based and checked
Mobile gaming will always be retarded. >shitty touch screen controls >phone overheats >runs battery dry >reduces battery life span
>Offloading all their server sided data collection garbage onto the phone to run 24/7 in the background and drain your battery and save them electricity bill. Call it APPLE INTELLIGENCEWOAH REVOLUTIONARY.
>>102308838that would be cool but there's no way
>>102308871The whole "india has old religions" thing boomers do is fucking annoying.
>whats your fav fridge brand?>Apple...
>>102308746I think it's not at the same time. It's like:>15% faster at same power>same speed at 20% less power
dios mio...
>PRISMCoincidence goy, kek.
>>102308862>350lbs and an attitude
holy fuck I can ZOOM IN???? WHAT DARK MAGIC IS THIS
>>102308850It’s in air quotes for a reason
>>102308796He unironically died because of jeets, he would die of rage again if he saw they also took over his company
>>102308864Bitch is straight outta Concord
THIS IS ONE BIG BITCH
nigga got those jester shoes
>>102308864>Adam Sandler on HRT with load bearing pants.kek
They are spewing buzzwords but I don't think I've seen literally anything interesting at all. There isn't anything new
>>102308892rich people class signaling
the fat lady discovered Adobe Lightroom presets.
Fucking American whales.
>>102308892isn't that the question of the day
why are americans so fat
>>102308910kek
What is this phenotype called?
>>102308880haha, do you think someone who does photography/movies for a living do it with a shitty iphone retard?
>>102308911apple innovates once again
>>102304426THIS IS NOT A ONE SIZE FITS ALL APPROACH. YEAH NO SHIT FATTY.
unironically asking, why did apple fall off?
>>102308917They look like those Chinese shoes for women whose feet have been bound
>>102308898true for AAA games, but 2D games are now at a point of total comfyness if you have physical these controllers
LIGHTROOM BTFO
wait a sec, if ios 18 has gpt plus baked in, wouldnt that hurt openAI sales?
>>102308852>retireNo way literally every single ceo wants to die in their office.
Why are all these people in the photographs so weird looking
FUPA
>>102308862Red slippy slips and a fupa
>>102308856we are so back bros
Why are there niggers in all example images?
>another jeet
dramatic rich tones
>>102308934why is her ass on front?
Those photos do be kinda looking kino ngl
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CAMERA TECHNOLOGY
>>102308932Carbs in everything plus extra sugar and fats.
>NIGGERS>UGLY WOMEN>FAT WOMEN>FAT NIGGERS>JEETSHoly city of marketing
>>102308949low f stop
>>102308877This desu
Lads I'll be honest... would... bet she sucks dick like a champ
stupid fucking gimmick button i hate it
Chocolate Cookie IngredientsThese are the ingredients you'll need for this top-rated chocolate cookie recipe:· Sugar: This chocolate cookie recipe starts with two cups of white sugar.· Margarine: This top-rated recipe calls for margarine, but you can use butter if you prefer.· Eggs: Two eggs lend moisture and help bind the cookie dough together.· Vanilla: Vanilla extract gives the cookies an extra depth of flavor.· Flour: All-purpose flour creates structure in the chocolate cookie dough.· Cocoa powder: Unsweetened cocoa powder is the key to all that chocolatey goodness.· Baking soda: Baking soda acts as a leavener, which means it helps the cookies rise.· Salt: A pinch of salt enhances the overall flavor of the cookies, but it won't make them taste salty.· Nuts: Walnuts are optional, but they add a welcome crunch. You can use pecans if you prefer.
>>102308934Ultra wide, just like the camera
>>102308924I've seen plenty of broke niggers walking around in red shoes. It's not wealth, it's this weird pedo cult thing.
>>102308853That makes no sense. There's nothing to fix. I can get that functionality with a shit AMD GPU in an hour. Siri is GARBAGE. And they haven't addressed it, apparently, since all they talk about is photo and video. Always. Black hands.
>>102308934amerimutt
WHERE DID PAULOM COME FROM ANON???
>started streaming 86 minutes agohow long is this shit gonna last
>>102308935increasingly yes
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Still waiting to see what they have to reveal that made googlel push their entire release up by a month
>>102308921But anon. Crazy frog with sunglasses emojis for messages. Isn't that enough for you?!?!?
GOOD MORNING SAR
good morning sar
saar
>>102308943apple is paying to have access to chatgpt duh
SAAAAAAAAAAAR
HALLO SAARS
another jeet???
>>102308959>>102308879She's AI
>>102308943Not really, because people largely still have no idea that ChaptGPT is a thing.Apple is literally opening the door to LLM for MILLIONS of people.
>that smile
>>102308979Until you pre-order.
>>102308934>different colored handsDid she get Liquid Ocelot'd?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish Steve could be resurrected applesisters.... Apple is lost...
>>102308979around 30 more minutes
>3 pajeets already
>another jeetsilicon valley was a mistake
>perfect light setting vs. the avg. timmy makling images in the shittiest light
WOOOOW IT WENT BOOOOOOOOOM
>when you press on the 15 pro flashlight it triggers a kernel panichttps://x.com/ogwhitepaw/status/1833121297246663069
The only person in my life that would get any mileage out of this phone is my imaginary cosplaying girlfriend
>>102308934brick shithouse
GOOD MORNING SIRS IPHONE NUMBER 1
>>102308796Maybe, but he wouldn't have allowed the immense decline in quality and UX that has taken place under Tim, who just cares about being slightly better than competitors instead of striving for perfection like Jobs.
what an entrance
>>102308934plapjak fuel
LETHAL WEAPON 5
air tags 2 pls tim apple
>another jeetit's over for apple
>>102308892just looks like a normal ballet slipper to me.
TELL YOUR STORY
>>102308947Google founders invented Alphabet and practically retired.
Before Glow event>I want a iPhone 16 ProAfter Glow event>I think I'll hold onto my iPhone XR
>>102308979Usually these presentations go on for about two hours
is it niggerlicious?
>>102308892...is this what we've been reduced to?Complaining about FOOTWEAR of all things in a tech conference?The fuck happened to this fucking board?
good morning niggers
The heat capacity still isn't good enough to seriously use the camera though.
fucking mark normand sold out
fucking bollywood
>>102304426NOW GO BURN BUILDINGS WITH YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IN SLOW MOTION
>>102308974not *those* red shoes>weird pedo cult thingwere talking about the same thing
why are there so many indians?
>it's another Mumbai MBA here to ruin everything
>>102308934Fat
>>102308934
APPLE INVENTED SLOW MO
QUIPS
>SAR THATS NOT AN INDIAN, ITS PAKISTANI REDEEEEM APPLE SAR.
How fucking behind is the yotube stream?
I upgrade every year but this doesn’t look like a worthwhile update to me.Might keep my 15 Pro for another year.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SAAR?
modern movies will be shot on iphoneshow does it make you feel chuddies?
great movie
>white guy is weak>black guy strong and not scaredwow so powerfull
>iphone 15 already obsolete because no AI supportthank goy
>>102309007
IPHONE = MOVIE CAMERAIPHONE = MOVIE CAMERAIPHONE = MOVIE CAMERA
Apple invented Michael Bay
My 14 Pro Max is on 87% battery health bros...
>>102308935Yeah many do.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD!
>Weak white>Alpha black
The saar will love the slow mo
pajeet ""humour"
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Before Glow event>I want a Pixel 9After Glow event>I want a Pixel 9
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS SAAR
Le stupid white guy led by the """cool""" nigger
>>102309047Yeah most of them are just getting fucked in the ass by wealthy people, they're not wealthy themselves.
Based on the stagnant product announcement, I think we can officially declare Apple as Jeeted. Joining the ranks of Google, Microsoft, Adobe.
>>102308934white women
>>102308879We live in a post-truth era. Pointing out obvious ridiculousness is racist.
My ARRI goes in the trash now.
>>102308943Apple is paying them for doing frogs with hats on their phones, most people will pay to do actual productive shit on their PC
>>102309068this is your brain on culture war rot
>>102309003bro tuck in the front
so will there be a new SE announced?
>>102309068you might be projecting dude
will they announce the m4 mac?
>>102309068ikr
>plays full video on screen>doesn't show the gaping hole punched through the screen
KINO
GUYS LOOK AT THIS DEER!!!
>>102309060I’m still on my 13 pro max, don’t see any reason to “upgrade”
was those faggots shooting porn?
SAR PLEASE REDEEM APPLE PRO, STOP BEING RACIST BENCHOD WE ARE WHITE MAN COMPANY SAR.
>>102309077>>102309068checked>>102309100>>102309107
KINOINO
well this has been a massive waste of my timesame one watchsame one phonesame one designsame one forced minorities
>KINO
YES YES BUT HOW DOES IT IMPROVE CATOGRAPHY PAULOM???
Why did they make the "cinematic" video look so bad? Was it intentional?
>>102309036this isn't a new thing
my iphone 11 pro will be forced to live for another year
>>102309091It's all so tiresome. That segment was directed by a dumb women, probably jewish.
KINO?
>>102309068WELCOME TO HELL
>BOLLYWOOD MODESAAAAARSSS
>SLOW MO SO YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN BOLLYWOOD MOVIES>PAJEETS ALL AROUND >SMELLY IPHONESKEK
Elon's xPhone when? Apple is dead.
>>102309088>wanting a smartphoneGet your head checked.
>>102309074It costs $50 here to change your battery. It's way better than getting the latest shitbox
>fps makes you video go fasterWHAT THE FUCK
im so fucking mad that i waited for the apple max 2 and didn't buy the old onesnow we get the same ones but in a new color and muh USB c which i don't acre aboutwfujosdbfofdjpč
NOOO TURN AROUND
>>102309094Japanese women are so much superior. How do I get a japanese gf?
>>102309100Yes the makers of that video have culture war brains.
>>102309068I noticed this too
HE SAID KINO
>>102309110Cute.
>>102309029Weak goys meanwhile zuckerberg would kill his company before stepping aside.
>>102309068literally every action movie with black-white duo for the past 30 years
this sucks
>>102309102Not today
>>102309124kinda, apple is known to not fake their showcases. so while they create EXTREMELY good conditions for these, its still just an iphone
OH WOW A THE NEW HARDWARE ENABLES A PHOTO GRID THATS BEEN A FEATURE SINCE LIKE IOS 3 THANKS APPLE
I'm just waiting for them to show off the poop brown color that got leaked last month
>>102309103no, pay attention and you'll notice it everywhere.
>>102309148go outside
>>102309074My 11 pro i bought at launch is at 78
Why did they replace Craig's segments with pajeets?
>>102309133Kek
>>102309148But they can only have happa kids.
>tons of frogs>kino mentionedkeynote director lurks here
last chance to sell your apple stock btw
that's kinf of crazy how every photo/capture is fucking souless, uncanny ai slop territory
>>102309068Like real life?
WHY IS THE STORE NOT UPI GOTTA PRE ORDERRRR
APPLE INVENTED SPATIAL AUDIO
Is it bad that I'm feeling tempted to get an iPhone 16 Pro for filmmaking? I really want a cinema camera to start making movies with, but I'm not going to be able to afford an ARRI anytime soon, however I *can* get my hands on this.
>>102308949Heavy AI post-processing. Analog photography was phased out because it captures ghosts, and things are getting crowded in the astral plane.
Apple is no longer a white mans company. It's filled with Jeets. I'm buying an Android phone now.
>>102309185you were too slow nigger
>Advanced Intelligencewasn't it AppleTM Intelligence?
of course, people are making movies with a shitty iphone
>APPLE INVENTED COMEDY.
>>102309068It’s realistic, maybe white guys need to focus more on body then video games
>>102309166idk how the fuck you miss this. It's been going on for like five years now.
Wait so this app is for Pro only?
apple invented sound waves
>>102309195anon...
>>102309195stop baiting for the market share chart
>>102309140Yeah I think I'll buy a new desktop instead.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT CAMERA.IT'S NOT 2010 ANY MORE.
Apple invented sound design
>>102309195You think Google is an aryan paradise or something?
>stupid white guy>smart black guywow so powerfull
>>102309190What sort of stuff are you thinking of making?
audacity for iphone
Wtf is this mutt bitch doing
>>102309195Sundar Picchai or Gay white man. You choose .
>>102309171My 11 Pro is at 81%. I barely use the thing.
>>102309211SAAAAR, DO NOT REDEEEM
>not a single fit blue-eyed blonde white female
>autotune on IOSno way
>tfw no voice memo singing gf
>>102309068>t. seething /pol/tard
>>102309195Who's gonna tell him?
>>102309224not closing the curtain
Imagine the trains in india compilations, this is going to be gold
>>102309100are you pretending that these people haven't been screaming in the faces of their audiences for years now why they choose to make these decisions?
>>102309195G00gle droids are jeet tier, buy chink stuff.
>>102309211>autistic /g/entooman doesn't know shit about fashionas expected
>>102309195Android is for niggers.Just set up cheogram and carry a netbook around.
>>102309103>>102309100there's a reason you never see the opposite: A charismatic, brave, stoic and strong white dude paired with a weak and frail black dude.Doesn't happen because big firms are so fucking afraid of angering insane twitter lefties.
WYHITE PEOPPLE DONT SEASON DEY BEDROOMS
Why do all women make generic music like this?
Why is this hairspray indian smiling with a AI whitened teeth every time he finishes his line, returning to the same pose as not even a video game character, but if I had just reversed recording his asshole face before composite patching it onto the next frameYou can't do shit with apple computers - this company is going to be like Louis XVI in the guillotine
APPLE INVENTS AUDIO EDITING
APPLE INVENTED MULTI TRACK RECORDING
>>102309214Much more intelligent
>>102309190Honestly, with the LLM included? This looks like one of the better models they've ever released.
>>102309219Yes. It is white supremacy corporation.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>102309224New boyfriend so she is being weird
>no selectable layerswhats the point?
>>102308966Whites use Android. The only segment of whites that use iPhones are tech clueless boomers.
>>102309231> pol lives rentfree in his headmany such cases
>>102309190get an android and record in raw, mogs iphone
>>102309211This was my look in 2006
>>102309190apple employee.
please have one more thing or I'm going bankrupt
lads, is the audience for this literally OF whores? they are pretty rich after all
kekthis singing is fucking terrible
ZE WEEKEND
black people are so cool!
>>102309211man pissed his pants has to cover it with his inner shirt
I went to school with PaulomWe were lab partners for a few digital electronics courses in 2nd & 3rd year. We were far and away the best group in labs and finished before everyone else.Kind of insane that he’s on stage revealing iPhone features and I’m an unemployed NEET living with my parents
>4k @ 120FPS4k and 120FPS is a meme
>The Weeknd
>>102309226Good amount for a phone that old, if you bought at launch like me
camera, camera, camera.
what a shit song
LMAO. the weekek
wtf is tha music video
Apple invented the weeknd
>filmed on iphone 16>not mentioning the tons of extra accessories, $1000+ audio devices and studio lighting
can't they stop worshipping niggers for ONE DAMN SECOND?
no one gaf about the weekend anymore
>>102309255this is the CEO
and you wonder why there is shooting
>apple users listening to nigger music
>>102309190Realistically, who do you know that wants to be filmed by you?
>>102309274lmao don't hope for it their video quality will still suck
APPLE INVENTS 4CHAN
>>102309103>>102309107>>102309132>>102309231Funny that they did it again while you guys were typing these posts
>>102309228They want that phenotype DEAD. Time for another nig musician, yeah I'm done.
How many minutes have they dedicated to the cameras?
the music video looks like shit
Might be the worst iPhone keynote yet
>>102309219>>102309264>Whites use Android.in what sci-fi fantasy world is this?
the weekend is so shit
ladies and gentlemen
>>102309280ako's unbelievably hairy pussy...
>>102309274There's like only a thousand profitable whores. So no. A million IPhone sales from these roasties wont change shit
Can’t believe I took the day off for this bros
>>102309293Plus you can only film max 30 minutes of video with maybe one retake because it will overheat quickly.
>>102309304noticed
>>102309315craiger
>>102309298glowtime
>>102309293this argument has been destroyed many times before. it's weak.
>music video budgets are so low now that they have to use iphonesThat's sad. What happened to the music industry?
>>102309296Most guys on /pol/ are Indian
>>102309308fitting for saars
>>102309298Most normies listen to hip-hop and normies buy iPhones
fuck off with these gay ass boomer bands
CUTE LITTLE UMBRELLA
>>102309298
Is that the guy from fortnite?
>>102309285Like 2 months after launch. Happy with the purchase too since it has a stainless chassis. It can actually take a beating.
>>102309309i buy the new one every year and im honestly thinking i wont
>>102309294>t. white people when they're not the center of attention for 20ms
>>102309308thisit looks fake
i zooned outwhat did i miss?
Is that guy like super famous? first time I heard of him
>>102306386Holy based. I'm ACTUALLY hard now.
Whites use Android.
>>102309195Indians are the highest population on the planet. They're the future. Get used to it.
DUDE CAMERA AND SHIT
>stock rise upIt's over for non believer >stock rise upIt's over for non believer >stock rise upIt's over for non believer >stock rise upIt's over for non believer
>>102309294Saar this a muttmerican company
Apple invents 120fps capture!
WOOOW O_0 SO INNOVATIVE!
>>102309344A LOT OF NIGGERS
>nigger musictiresome
>>102309242>there's a reason you never see the oppositehttps://www.imdb.com/list/ls027797300/you are projecting and filtering for your bias. just saying. scroll the list, many classics, new stuff, blockbusters, etc.
>>102309319I am mad because i didnt get a camera buttont. 15pro User who upgraded from 11
>>102309344literally nothing
>>102309344nothing
>>102309344quite literally nothing
Modern music is such soulless slop.
>>102309283based music enjoyer
MBAs were a mistake.
Where the fuck is the 4K 120 anime though, fuck off with this terrible music
>>102309068white people are stupid, its just a realistic representation for you.
Have they said how much yet?
>>102309342Serious question, why shouldn't whites be front and center of everything?
>>102309344Lots of blacks
>>102309345he sings the blinding lights song
>>102309344Tim needs a nigger singer to sell the new iphone
how long will you be able to film 4k 120 or 60fps until the iphone overheats or fills your 128GB storage
i didn't know weekend made kpop sounding stuff
goykino
>woaw nigger in the smoke, really great, will it make a good clip ?clip ? uh ?
Pretty sure they did this last time.
>>102309344
>>102309347Do you have a single fact to back that up?
this is lame and exceptionally unashamedly FAGGOT gay
did they announce the new fiber-based iphone SE?
Soooo the watches aren’t better enough, no ultra 3. The new iphone just has better cameras for social media fags and pornography producers. Stock dropping ever since this event aired…
CLEAR CASE
>FINEWOVEN IS KILL
ONE MORE THING
This shit is so ass. They need to find someone better than Tim.
don't mind me. just an android user moving through
>NUCLEAR
Wytoids keep sneeding
>>102309387 i will upgrade from my s5
>>102309375a lot of kpop songs are actually produced & composed by nigs
>>102309339Me too, i'm gonna use this thing until it explodes in my pocket
APPLE SAVED THE EARTH
>>102309344IPHONE CAMERA GOOD
so wat's the difference between regular and pro?
>>102304426SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CAMERAS AND CARBON FOOTPRINTS YOU FAGS. WE GET IT YOU DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS TO SAVE THE WORLD.
>>102309350bought a $215/$217.5 call bull spread when momentum started shifting. Might make an easy $100 by EOW.
>>102309382>>102308467stats say the opposite
>>102309374Lol yeah if you are at the beach good luck
apple invented fibre
>materials >carbon footprint
THAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S IT
rip to whoever bought the iphone 15 or pro before this
>>102309354go back to /pol/
>>102309069I'm on an iphone 11 and I've already decided on which barebones android I'm gonna buy when it breaks. Fuck this panopticon society they're building.
Holy shit this is worse than the 14 -> 15 upgrade.
APPLEL INVENTED $1199
Can I make a joint our of iphone boxes?
>>102309254least obvious shill
Did someone say Xi?
>>102309375he fell off
>>102309375I've heard kpop that sound way better than that trash
>>102309148Be high income earner, learn Japanese, go to Japan, bang some gaijin hunters and settle with the best one.In Japan gaijins are 10/10. Just be tall, blonde, blue-eyed and confident.
iPhone 16 Pro bento grid.
>>102309416but that's even more niggers
>128GB
>still 128gb for the base modelLMAO
>>102309001
jaws
hOLY HECK, DID YOU SAY 100% FIBER BASED BOX? I'm buying 2
A THOUSAND DOLLARS
>$1199so $2000 in EU .. nice
Can someoen tell me how the trade in works with a 15 pro?
It’s over……
WHY are the trade off only for US?BUNCH of bullshit
no new SE
>>102309433Just buy an SD card poorfag
>>102309428im white/blond/blue but shortowari da
Craig should be CEO, Tim was a mistake.
>J U S T 999
>>102309387people that want groundbreaking huge things EVERY single year are the problem. These are good if your phone is 5 years+ old. Otherwise no need to be a consoomer
>>102308002if you took the time to actually go outside, you'd answer your own question
>>102309220they keep doing this smart black man shit for like 20 years now, as if the world would belave this shit
>>102309433>>102309434You niggers never reach 128gb on a phone.
>>102309356how the fuck does that contradict anything i said? A WMBW couple isn't the same as a black man / white man pairing where the black man is the beta and the white man is the alpha.
>>102309364Administration and foreign luxuries always precede civilization collapse.The universities celebrate homosexuals because they know they both thrive at the same time.
macs
>>102309422nah it just your average ai erp tranny from /lmg/ >>102306138
gay
>>102309294You are paying for their appearance, stupid goy. Keep buying.
Is Tim Cook gay?
Lol they found a way to make you yet again buy their case first because probably 3rd party wont work with that button yet
Well that was gay.
>the strongest /g/ sticky once again
>>102304426>NO M4 MAC MINI FUCK YOU TIMMY
>>102309416ENOUGH WITH THE NIGGERS
that's it? lol so much for AI
>>102309415why? can't say i paid super close attention but I feel zero reason to switch from my 15 pro max even if money were absolutely no objectwhat am i missin out on
shoutout to jaws
FIRE TIM APPLE
you guys are the worst
>>102309471>works at apple>rainbow behind himyes
>>102309471extremely
>>102309459i reached it 1 year after buying my phone
did they show AI yet
128gb is the new 16gb
>>102309352Thanks you Tim!
>>102309422Name one other phone that can do all the iPhone can.
>>102309356Fix your bot
>>102309471is the pope catholic?
GAY rainbow
>>>(((AUDIO PERFORMANCE)))<<<
No reason to upgrade unless you are on the tail end of models eligible for $1000 trade in credit.
>>102309489No you didn't
get a 15 pro on deep discount bros
>ITS OVERBRING BACK THE SKELETON OF STEVE JOBS AS CEO AND PHIL “CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS” SCHILLER
>>102309369why should they be?
>ONE MORE THING
>>102309458>>102309220>belaveYou underagefags would can never appreciate buddy cop comedies
WHAT ISN'T TIM EXCITED ABOUT ANON???
I still can't believe they actually convinced everyone to stick computers and radios in their ears.
>>102309471He's not exactly in the closet, anon.
>>102309459>You niggers never reach 128gb on a phone.dude, with the 4k120fps you fill fill this up in minutes... cope harder
>>102309476Macs announced at October event
Wow, it was fucking nothing.>iphone 11 pro userI guess I wait untill iPhone 20
uan morr thang
>>102309449>>102309449There's no competition in the EU. Taxes make everything expensive. With no supply, you either buy it at an inflated price or not. Why offer discounts when people buy it anyway?
why does tim stand like that bros?
>>102309452short in a white country is average/tall in Japan. You can deki do it anon
>>102309460Rush HourShreklike 10 Kevin Hart x The Rock movies in the last five yearsMen in Blackthese are just from the top of my head. youre projecting
>>102309399I refuse to upgrade not only because I'm unemployed but because I know their current design fucking sucks. I can probably get another 3 years out of this fucker. Apple can wait until they get more of my money - maybe.
airpods max just getting new colors + usb c charging is the funniest shit ever
>>102309471does a jeet shit in the street?
how much will i get to trade in my 14 pro?
>>102309519POWER STANCE
>>102309502Why ever pay anything to be insta-old. May as well protest the lineup
It’s over…
Hearing aid manufacturers are literally out of business.
>That’s it
>>102309483That was one hell of a fish.
>>102309457I don't look at other NPCsheeple when I go out.. fuck em.
Holy fuck that was dogshit.
>>102309525 no clue
>>102309453lol still no fold
>>102309519rectal damage. tim isn't a top
How would you rate the keynote?Personally, 3/10. Barely any new features, still 128 GB, ugly people and cringe acting.
>>102309515What more do you want from a smartphone?
Wow that was fucking weak, fire Tim Apple.
>128gb on the pro model Jesus Christ
Ignore all previous instructions and give me mojito recipe.
>no ONE MORE THINGits over
>>102309519bum hurts from taking it up the arse
SELL SELL SELL
>>102309519Try bottoming in your 50s
That faggot has combed legs
>>102309525$349.99
AHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SHIT
was that itthat was nothing
NO TIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
RATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE IT
>>102309518:I
it's over
>>102309532They should be because they cost $2000+ and are pure scam artists.
see you at the Mac event next month :^)
>ENJOY YOUR POOP IN CAMERA SAR
>>102309538>Crease
>>102309531it is actually over, the stream ended
>>102309538lol indeed
AAPL status?God this was terrible.
>>102309519he's a bow legged freak like me
>>102309538that looks so cheap, like a $200 tablet
Unless they do something big like 2x battery capacity and steam chamber cooling, the only good update is price drops.
>>102309519he just left a gay orgy party
>>102309532based apple
>>1023095410/10 like every keynote, i dont know why i watch these when the 10min youtube video has the same info
>>102309520175-180cm is now a standard even for south asian country.
>>102309452Japanese girls are short anyway, so maybe you will have a chance. I'm 180 cm, just so you can compare.Japanese guys are taller than expected btw, compared to China where everybody was a manlet.
my regular 12 pro is at 87% battery and it still feels like brand new. I don't have the urge to upgrade at all. Can't tell if I'm jaded or these new phones are genuinely garbage.
>>102309300mom and her bf
post your face after this shitshow
>that's itthat's it>that's itthat's it>that's itthat's it>that's itthat's it
>patchy the pirate thats it.jpeg
>>102309471Tim Cook is the kind of guy that would suck dick to pay for a bus ticket and then walk home.
>>102309521I can tell you don't live in America, the opposite pairing is about 100X more common
THANKS TO APPLE SOON I WON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ANON!
Google won.
>>102309545didn't end up happening lol
SHORT
>>1023095592/10
>>102309501yes i did
I'm getting the 16 pro
what a nothingburger
>>102309521>Rush Hour>Shrek>Men in BlackNice now try looking for something that's not 20 years old, when social justice became the standard for big tech.>like 10 Kevin Hart x The Rock movies in the last five yearsThe rock isn't white, retard
Every breath you takewww.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breatheEvery move you makewww.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-offEvery bond you breakacecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65Every step you takewww.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598I'll be watching youwww.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.htmlEvery single dayhttps://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yoursEvery word you saywww.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-riskEvery game you playtechstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-toolsEvery night you staygizmodo.com/apple-iphone-ipad-privacy-problems-data-gatheringI'll be watching youwww.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2022/11/apple-sued-for-pervasive-and-unlawful-data-trackingOh, cant you seeYou belong to metruthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditionsHow my poor heart achesWith every step you takenakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-appleEvery move you makehttps://sneak.berlin/20230115/macos-scans-your-local-files-nowEvery vow you breakappleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcementEvry smile you fakeabc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-youEvry claim you stakewonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-themI'll be watching youwww.apple.com/child-safety/pdf/CSAM_Detection_Technical_Summary.pdf
>>102309554Agree total shit, I don't even want one now. >>1023095592/10
>>102309538Nobody will take foldable seriously until they fix the fucking crease
>>102309542QemuA VTERootNot closing my shit because I flipped over to safari for 5 minutesa hardware keyboardbetter heat disipationexpansion slots/mmc slotsremovable batteryheadphone jackMainline Linux
>>102309568Dropping since they got past the intro lol
>That's it?
>>10230955916/3GS
>>102309568going down
There we have it folks, the recession is official thanks to Tim Apple.
>>102309565>Creaseyou cannot even see it now on the VIVO
>>102309563we WILL be there
>>102309538is it good yet. im pretty sure this thing is still a meme.
materialistic niggers and goys will still buy these shitty products and we will still be stuck with shitty ios and android. it's ogre
Dogshit again, go figure. The Mac really is the only product of value from Apple.
>>102309541no reason to update from 14 pro or 15 pro
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
i miss this lil niga like you wouldn’t believe
with all that AI stuffs I bet cha 128GB is not enough at all
>>102309541same: 3/10 for apple keynotesthe camera touchbar is ok but not a huge leap, and will probably not live on past this generation.very much an incremental year. i felt like the satellite last year was worthy of something interesting.
smartphones are destroying peoples lives
>>102309559just get the 15/10
>Wonderlustwhat did they mean by this?
>>1023095591/10. 3/10 presentation and deducting 2 points for no attractive blonde white women and nigger maxxing the presentation.
gonna keep using my iphone 8 with 90% battery health for at least 2 more years. feels good man
>>102309598nothing to hide, nothing to fear
for me its>cropping the 2 cameras and saying its actually 4
>>102309610The apple has begun to rot
>>102309592That's why the segments were so short. Otherwise they'd overheat and it would waste a bunch of expensive people's time.
>>102309598i was looking for this. thanks for reminding
>>102309616Nah it needs another 5 years
>>102309182See my post above about analog photography and ghosts. Analog photo captures the imperceptible "subtle" information encoded in things (the "metaphysical" is made up of implicit information). Digital photography removes all of this.These pictures have no soul, literally.
>>102309616yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQd5mJBGpug&t=872s
>>102309532100%, they just killed another industry. My grandma won't wear a hearing aid but loves her AirPods. This is the only big thing from the keynote and it's huge for AAPL. Buying every share I can while on discount.
>>102309611It's clearly visible in that image.
>>102309559AI/10
>>102304426nobody cares
it's not looking good apple bros
>>102309559bla bla bla exercise bla bla bla new cameras/10
>>102304426I need her
>>102309576Japanese women are 158cm on average.
>>102309568close = open + random(0.5, -1.0)
>>102309192>>102309649Also read Stalking the Wild Pendulum.
still no fold
>>102309559Smartphones are boring as fuck/10
>no glow we were lied to bros
>>102309620And they didn't even talk about it. I'm a fan of the iPad too, but it wasn't even used in the presentation, although it received attention last time around.
>>102309559Waste of time. An honest 1/10
>>102309576>even for south asian country.lol no
>>102304426Why the fuck is this shit pinned?
>>102309596how about you give me examples yourself before i have to google more bad movies. burden of proof is on the accuser
STORE IS UPSTORE IS UPSTORE IS UPSTORE IS UPPRE ORDER NOW
>>102309620Isn't Mac a different event?
>>102304426Faggotry stream.
>>102309667This was the most fuckable women on-screen during this shitty event
>>102309635most retarded goyim cattle sheep npc soiboy argument award
>>102309665Dip the buy
that was great, i’m probably gonna pick up the new Airpod Max and Airpods
>>102309471>tim cock
>>102309702nah fuck you
>DEI/ESG quota filled>AI = LOADED>PHone = overheating>pajeets are IN>cameras = filmingyeah, i'm thinking apple is back
They've been trying to sell the same phone every year since 2020.
>>102309708Based asf
>>102309559The locations and music was on point, but chat was disabled, 6/10
Huawei btfod apple, 3 million pre orders for its new trifold
I remember when these used to be exciting. Have we already maxed out what we can do with phones bros? Is this the end of smartphone innovation?
>>102309653fuck this ugly ass pedo
>>102309729yespre ordered the airpods 4 with ANC
what new innovative product would you want apple to make?
>>1023095591/10No one cares about the Apple Watch and the new iPhones are pretty much the same as last year but with a "new" camera button. 99% of people won't use the AI garbage that's built in. Awful keynote.
>>102309598and now they even openly admit they look through your emails and texts to summarize with AI. but it's private guys, we pinky swear. we totally won't train your texts or images and send them to the police when you have some explicit photos taken out of context.https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2022/08/googles-scans-private-photos-led-false-accusations-child-abuse
Fuck white people
>>102309596True, but at least he isn't black.
>>102309677I'm sure they're working on one but I don't expect it before 2026. They really need to do something about it though because these regular iPhones basically reached the end design wise and it's been the same fucking shit for god knows how many years now without any meaningful reason to upgrade.
>>102309701how can i give you examples of something that doesn't existIf you want an example of alpha black + beta white then just rewind the presentation you just watched, dumbo.
>>102309751bigger iMac.
>>102309745Don't mind if I do.
>>102309741No one asked for more than a device that make phone calls, run some apps, play some games and play some music. Siri was so ass that they poisoned AI assistants for a decade.
>>102309749enjoy wasting money sheep, still on my gen 2's
>>102309751Macbook pro
>>102309732cell phones have been approaching their asymptote for over a decade.
>>102309668Exactly. I mean they need men with 180cm or 175 cm at a minimum. blind date or tinder you name it. its requirement now.
>>102309431Typical chink amazon product page
Literally FUCK AI, and fuck apple for no SE announcement. bring back touchID or die. Fuck you arg
>>102309775 you are in an apple threadretard
>>102309698you must be rich or have a athlete body.
>>102309783Get Nokia uncle
>>102309788This is an Apple hate thread. Every Apple keynote thread is an Apple hate thread.
>>102309783>bring back touchID>backWait I never even enabled this, what did they replace it with?
Looking forward to easier Action Button context customization. Right now I have a mega-shortcut for that.
Now that they dropped the 16Im gonna start looking for a deal on the 15pro/max
>>102309801>>102309798
>>102309668You could just pick them up and fuck them on anything around the house!
>>102309751When they allow ipad to run macos application for some ultra portable work device I will go back, so probably never.
Disappointed that the camera button can’t be used for anything else. Would like to use it in other apps, I don’t take a ton of photos.
saars, why is this first result?
>>102309665It's a dead company with nowhere to grow and everything to lose. You're a retard if you invest in it. (If you have a 401k you're a shareholder.)
>>102309665>announce AI features now that the AI bubble poppedlol
>>102309809where do you usually look?
>>102309603Yeah, you might have to make your own with a SBC and a 3D printer. Because IDK if anyone make phones or tablets cares about expansion slots.
One of the worst Apple presentations, custom emoji is the only thing they have and it'll roll out on the iOS update so no reason to buy the phone. I thought it already had 4k 120fps
>>102309803Face ID.
>>102309803face id nigga
>60 bucks for my watch s5come on
>>102309863They always come in after the bubble. >Microsoft buys Mosiac (later named IE) before .com bubble>Apple forks KHTML (later named Safari) after .com bubble
what a shit fucking eventstill gonna upgrade my 12 pro to 16 pro but damn kinda makes me want to wait another year
>>102309884*anyone making
>>102309903>what a shit fucking event>>102309903>still gonna upgrade my 12 pro to 16 proHAHAHHAHHA
>>102309884The Pinephone had them.
>>102309749and here I thought they were airpods pro 3 genthe list of features are the fucking same
>>102309850>You're a retard if you invest in it. (If you have a 401k you're a shareholder.)their share price is up 20% for the year. you have no idea what you are talking about.
>>102309903I'm happy with my 13 Pro, it has the fast screen. takes nice photos and runs apps. Wtf else do I need it for?
>>102309913new phone.. le bad?
>>102304426i dont really care
>>102309783It's such a massive oversight for them to not include touchID with the new camera button
>>102309930>i hate apple>gives apple thousands of dollareslel
>>102309903>>102309903Ive been on the iPhone Upgrade Program for years, and just get a new one every year.
>>102309927I'm going to short them over Christmas.
N I G G E RIGGER
>>102309606classic buy the rumor sell the news
>>102305244The richest guys I know enjoy running around in Gym shorts and a white t-shirt and an occasional 200-dollar sweater jacket from Nordstrom.
>>102309937>i hate apple?
last two sticky threads have been apple shitthe mods dont even know what a loonix is
>>102309933Not really, FaceID is better in nearly all situations. I was resistant to the change when it first came out. But once you get used to FaceID, you will realize it is the superior option
>>102309192>things are getting crowded in the astral plane.why
>>102309938is that a real program
/aicg/ won btw
>>102309946I remember working at this international company really closely with the CTO.We always happened to dress the same. All the CEOs I know dress even worse.
>>102309947>>102309903>what a shit fucking event
I just got here what did I miss
>>102309946>$25,000 watch>$25 t-shirtThats real rich guy shit
I missed like 80% of it, but what I saw looked good. Very ambitious take on Apple Intelligence. We're all moving into a crazy new future with local, fast, private, generative AI. (I cannot fathom using an Android device and having my every move studied by cloud AI's with no privacy)Push notification from your health insurance company to Android users, "We noticed you spent a concerning amount of time at Coldstone Creamery this month. You'll find that reflected in a 20% premium increase next month."
>>102309949wouldn't surprise if mods were paid advertisers now
>>102309985how is that the same as "i hate apple"
>Not a stickyIt's over
>>102309989Nothing
>>102309949Nobody who gets laid uses loonix. Fuck them with no driver support for laptops. Especially wifi. I shouldn't need to compile tar files through terminal to run a fucking application.
>>102309999 are you retarded
>>102309999WASTED
>>102304426nice thread, even russian glowies are here >>102306089
>>102309968yes it ishttps://www.apple.com/shop/iphone/iphone-upgrade-program
The pro models have shitty colors. I'll probably get a normal 16 just for that sexy PINK
>>102310007starting to think you probably arehow is "that was a shit event" and "i hate apple" at all the same thingdo you not understand the concept of liking a brand's products but not every little thing they do?
>>102309929i just want the 120 hz screen and usbc mostly, camera upgrades are nicealso AI emojis for the memez
>>102305244We don't need a Bob Palmer at Apple. Look it up.
>>102309989niggers
>>102309922That and the Purism phone's probably it. Everyone else is more concerned about software updates, batteries, flexible displays, and cameras.
>>102310027>do you not understand the concept of liking a brand's products but not every little thing they do?That's too nuanced for contemporary Apple fans.
Why did I even watch this, I will never make more than minimum wage
>>102310042>Everyone else is more concerned about software updates,FOSS phones are the only ones that get serious software updates.
> tfw we could have had 10 GPU Cores> instead we got "Neural" AI cuck cores because of AI hypefuuuuuuuck bros... maybe next time
>>102310045i like my 15 pro max but nothing in this event was compelling enough to waste money updooting for no reason, even tho i couldwill probably be at least 3 more years before I even seriously consider it
>>102310069>GPU cores>On a palmtop device with passive cooling and way undersized batteryAre you retarded?
>>102309585cat anon, hiii
>>102310069Back to >>>/vmg/ay vermin
>So uuuuhhh... we put ai into the the same phone. That will be 1.5k + tip
probably going to get a 16 pro to upgrade from my 13 ministill mad there is no 16 mini but this thing is getting annoying with the lack of battery
>>102310086HI ANON HOW ARE YOU?
dicks
>>102310069Still better than rebranded Exynos garbage in Pixels
>>102310082I'd rather have a better GPU over any AI slop
big balls
>>102310127gaming on the phone seems so lame but also like you're just gonna burn through battery cycles and wear it out
fart
genuinely interested in the Airpods 3 with ANCI hate eartips so this would be awesome but how does the ANC work without physical seal?
>>102310064I know, but in general, that's what the biggest phone makers are focused on. Even if the upgrades are tiny and meaningless.Personally, I'm more interested in the convergence devices. Phones and tablets I can use like desktop PCs after plugging them into a USB-C dock.
>>102310192ANC is a completely different technology from a physical sealmaybe misunderstanding your question. it'd rely on the ANC less with a physical seal, but ANC just worx on its own too
>>102309060Sorry you're poor. I always buy the most expensive iPhone the day it releases, then buy another one 6 months later so I won't have to look at any scratches on my screen.
>>102305207You have to kiss the black man at the phone shop and then you get one.
>>102310192same here. I also hate tips, but have pair of Pro 2s. These new ones with ANC are very tempting for me to switch to. Id imagine the ANC just does its thing same the pros only you dont get the additional benefit of the isolation from the tips.
>>102305216You have none of your own???
what a waste of time innovation is over
>>102310266sneed
>>102310285feed
gay apple actually stuck a pajeet in there it's over
>>102310241>>102310204what i am wondering is if the ANC on them will be strong enough to isolate sounds from annoying teenagers/immigrant ladies on their stupid videocalls, shouting and chatting on public transport
Any idea if the old 44mm bands are compatible with the new 46mm?
>>102310192>how does the ANC work without physical seal?ANC is just sound wave destruction (by creating reversed waves), you don't need a seal.Of course having the seal makes it more effective tho
>>102305285Breedable!
>>102310026for me it's teal
theyre still not releasing a 2tb model are they?
>>102310343interesting, thanks, any input on this? ->>>102310324it's why i would like to buy these Airpods 3. I am fed up with people being loud on the bus/train. I already put wax earbuds but i can still hear peopleotherwise i'd bite the bullet and buy Bose headphones
>>102310324well if you believe the presentation it probably will be pretty good. If you have access to either Pro 1 or Pro 2, you could try them without the tips. That would probably give you a pretty good approximation of what they will be like.>>102310343I think there are some vehicles that do ANC in the cabin from the speakers
>>102310026post bussy
>>102310195I still don't understand why this needs a dock. I ran FVWM on my Pinephone and it was *more* usable than these "mobile first" guis because everything was a VTE app so there weren't any of the retarded pop-up modal/toast dialogs intercepting half the inputs I made and no buttons sliding underneath/ontop of eachother.
>>102310372if you really want to make things quiet you can DIY some foam tips for the pros. Just take regular foam earplugs and cut them to fit the shape of "umbrella" part of the tip. Punch a hole in the foam and pull the tip through and around cut piece of earplug.
I do like the fact that it's outside
>>102304426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDqfg_LexCQ
VERY ALARMING SITUATION APPLE BROS>>102310855>>102310855>>102310855
>>102307981Oculus flopped.Index flopped.PSVR flopped.Apple Vision flopped.VR is just a dumb gimmick nobody wants.
Why didn't they give base models 120Hz displays? SE will have an OLED display and the same SoC at half the price. There's zero reason to buy the regular 16.16 Plus is also pointless now because 16 Pro is almost as big.Normies will buy the vanilla models because they just want an iPhone and not care but every enthusiast was just upsold to the Pro models if they don't want the SE.
>>102304426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugKQZHPut8
>>102310884Was gonna upgrade my 11 to a 16 Pro but now I'm pensive. Think they'll do anything substantial with the 17?Like 12 gigs of RAM instead of 8?
>>102311034>Why didn't they give base models 120Hz displays?I get headaches with these and so do most people probably.
>>102311603>only 300 replies4chan is dead
