I'm Gammamon! Wanna be friends?
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>>102804343Can it cook?Can it clean gutters?Can it do menial labor?
>>102805993If you have a pet dog is it your friend? If it carries your groceries is that menial labour? If you make it do such duties is it slavery? Of course not. Now, Gammamon, I need you to pass over the border while carrying this present. Do not open it, the present is for some men on the otherside who speak funny and wear vests as well as tattoos. Make sure you wear protection because I do not know what they will do once they have their present.
good thread
>>102808622thanks
>>102808622It is though?
>THOUGH
>>102804343I wanna have sex with Jellymon
>>102810945Why Jellymon?
>>102804343I wanna headpat Gammamon!
>>102815171Lude
>>102815171>just headpats
>>102815171I would do other things to him too, none of which I am allowed to speak on a SFW board.See you niggas in the club (>>>/trash/).
>>102816717Which /trash/ thread, Anon?
>>102816948Maybe you'll find some in >>>/trash/69737758. Or if you are more degenerate, >>>/trash/69887030. Tell them Anon sent you.
>>102817571...you are such a degenerate.
>>102804343What is the usecase for a digimon?
>>102812008why not?
>>102818063Pfft. Are you not?>>102818185Having a friend, a hugging pillow and a fleshlight all in the same fella.
I love Guilmon
>>102819315Post his paws
post that one gif of his crotch on someone's face
>>102819696>>102819578I second both requests.
>>102804366/thread
>>102804343I hope we go the netnavi route and not the gay digimon route.
>>102820565Netnavi?
>>102819315Me too.
>>102822397Would you reprogram his insides by injecting genetic code up his backdoor?
>>102804343
>>102822872If I can turn him into a female Guilmon, sure.
>>102823112Digimon don't have a gender, so knock yourself out.
>>102807864I can but I don't want to
>>102823364why
>>102822893Bear
>>102822872I would.
>>102825812based
>>102804343He becomes a dragon, right?
>>102804343>>102804343Yea
>>102804343Any technology to have digimon irl?
>>102804343Yeeeeees!
>>102804343sex
>>102830637>tfw you'll never feel the gentle crotch of Gammamon in your faceit's so fucking over boys
>>102829878Are we there yet?
>>102829878>>102830814Thinking unironically of it - it is already possible to build a robotic AI-powered girlfriend. So it's a matter of time until someone more degenerate removes the roastie component of it and replaces with something more appealing for gentlemen of elevated tastes like us.
>>102830637part 2I can't find a clip showing Gammamon's face during this scene
>off topic thread has been in the catalog for three days/g/ is getting very slow
>>102832405Those last 5 seconds, hnnng>>102832431Digimons are technology
>>102832431i love xveemon
>>102832431Digimon are literal programs retard
>>102834007This ExVeemon looks pretty Western for some reason.
>>102834007would bottom/10
>>102834692kek
>>102834007Blue
>>102819578;3
>>102835897What is he doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adA_XGRhEz4
>>102836861Does Guilmon get smarter by the end of the series?
>>102836861why does he look like cobson
>>102836958Not really but I personally don't mind. He's like a blonde chick, dumb and sexy.
>>102804343>>102804366what on earth is this thread
>>102837112A blessed one for once
>>102837112Digimon appreciation thread, in many ways
>>102837097>like a blond chick>dumb and sexy>his character is a 5 year old boyidk what I expected
>>102838022>ascribing age to a fictional character, who is also a computer program within said fictionwhat shit are you on
>>102804343>>102832431Since the mods haven't deleted this as off topic yet (three days). Does this mean that Gammamon is technology?
>>102838130even mods kneel before Gammamon
>>102835897lovely!
>>102838130Digimon are technology
>>102838130I think they fear his evil twin, Gulusgammamon.
>>102838130seconding >>102839552, they're called digital monsters, anon.post your digimon
>>102840745Koshiro is so cute
>>102804343how is this a tech thread its off topic and the jannies left it
>>102841756Digimon are technology, Anon. Or Animal.
>>102841756Jannies are Digimon fans and Gammamon is technology
>>102840745>>102841003He is brilliant. But I prefer this.
I wish they were real
>>102842967What makes lizard/dino mons so cool?
>>102842591Why do you prefer TK?
>>102845483NTA but he's cute.
>>102845483Because I was about his age when the anime first aired here. Why else could it be?
>>102837112It's a spambot.https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/7Sc84-E3ZmS4sjoTQpfwiw/been posting it across lots of boards
>>102846648>It's a spambotCant fool me its a virus type digimon
>>102846648>everything I don't like is a spambot
>>102846388We all know why you like him, Anon.
>>102848538It is not impossible for you to not disprove nothing.
>>102849509What's the thing on his head?
>>102850396Tokomon.
>>102850448>TokomonWhich is...?
>>102851053Tokomon...
>>102820565Nobody points it out, but we're heading toward the Battle Network universe more and more each day.>enshittification of tech and less and less control over the technology we use to the point where it seems very very likely that computing as a whole will be cordoned off from the population and all they have access to is terminals which will be mediated by a heavily censored and substitute friend AI>massive disasters occur constantly because all the people behind the tech are retards and even the brightest minds can't stop bad actors from bring entire countries to their knees >your usefulness will be in how well you wrangle the retarded AI and interface to stop problems rather than in actually understanding and creating technology>everybody is already addicted to their phones and more often we see huge parts of daily life being locked out of if you don't have one
>>102851977Are there things you still can do even if you don't have a phone?
Catsup
>>102842967Who's the one on the top left?
What the FUCK were they thinking? It's as if the dog you bathed with, slept with, and loved as a friend suddenly turned into a sexy girl.
>>102856748That it would make a good story.
>>102854355Shoutmon
>>102857811Where's he from? I don't remember him.
>>102852422rape
>>102857967Digimon Xros Wars/Fusion
>>102846648>it's a spambot>posts a link with one (1) instance of this thread lads is this board getting dumber
God I wish these were real. I'm so lonely
Why is this thread still here?
>>102858332because no Digimon bf/gf (male)
>>102858461I want Digimon bf/gf (female) though
>>102858802Also based
>>102858072There's no way the animators didn't know what they were doing here.
>>102860347Which only makes it even more based.
>>102858072I need this so much, bros.
>>102861479Why do you need it, exactly?
>>102858072What episode is this?
>>102863763Curious about it too. For science
>>102860347digimon have been for sexual for ages
>>102846648>literally one thread>it's this onethis poster ( >>102846648 ) is a bot
tfw no digital ghost gf(male)(600v serial)
>>102863763>>102864073>https://youtu.be/BkwkpVBoH_E?feature=sharedApparently it's Digimon: Ghost Game, episode 32.
>thread is still upjannies are digifags confirmed
>>102864414Today mods were based.
>>102864186> meicrackmon
>>102864153>>102864186holy sex
>>102864199Thanks anon.
>>102864414Gammamon is technology.
>>102865288How would you define Digimon in technological terms?
>>102865882>Digimon >Digital Monsters>Digital == Technology There you go, anon. Digital monsters are technology, even the mods agree.
>>102864186>>102864153Damn.>tfw that will never be me
>>102866937Soon it will become a reality.
>>102804343>>102867263>Billions wasted on ChatGPT, OpenAI and other LLM-based technologies>Could have instead been spend on bringing digital monsters to reality>We could have been living in an actual Digimon timeline by now...I blame that one kid and whoever shot the fucking gorilla. This timeline is cursed.
>>102864451>meicrackmonI don't get it.
>>102868025It's the name of that digimon, anon.
>>102868141I'm sure her name is Meicomon, not Meicrackmon.
>>102868147>coomonMeicrackmon in an evolved Meicoomon.
>>102866937just smoke more drugs and it could be
>>102869298I get that these are just out of context and whatnot. But I can't really imagine what the original context was supposed to be. Still hot though.
>>102867763Remember dogs and cats, anon?We have literal beings BETTER than digimon in the REAL world.I used to like Pokemon and Digimon, but I have always felt that real animal pets were superior because they felt real and behaved real. Unlike humans in the real world, who are fake as fuck and will screw you at any moment.
>>102869549the thread where i got these webms leveled with me and much like every other digimon is friendly with their tamer, this context is more or less what it looks like and that particular digimon wants that sort of relationship (non sexual) but is hella autistic and very terrifying. i think someone might have mentioned it gains a corporeal form and cures its autism as their relationship improves>>102869589name even one place in the US or Canada that allows petsevery apartment is a "no pets" lease these days and even in your own home that you bought and paid off, the HOA will get you. why do you think so many people feign disabilities? it's the only way to have a normal life where you can have a chair that doesn't kill you, eat foods other than mcslop, and maybe even at least own a rabbit
>>102869612>US or CanadaAustralia is not remotely as lenient as the US with pets, particularly exotic pets. It wants to ban dogs because they're a weapon in the government's eyes and they want to be able to rape you with their system without any way of fighting back apparently.
>>102869612what a magnificent beast.
>>102869734birds are the best
>>102869753animals are fascinating, beautiful creatures.
why don't (((THEY))) want us to have cute pets, bros? why do the boomers and jeets not want us to have animals but insist on having so many themselves? They're not like weapons or votes. It's just a goofy companion
>>102869753Truly my totem animal. >bruteforce things in a fit of frustrationHe still solved the problem technically. Just didn't dick around with the particulars like an idiot.
>>102869612>i think someone might have mentioned it gains a corporeal form and cures its autism as their relationship improvesThat's fucking cute. Shame Digimon has like 500 episodes, I'd like to get back into it, but there's so much stuff it's too overwhelming.
>>102869810Because they want you stressed and therefore less likely to be able to cope with their bullshit when pressured by them. Then you become more likely to buy their bullshit without thinking. No seriously.Some corporate marketers think this is a fine tactic nowadays.They do this in particular on forums and the internet in general, especially places spreading "disinformation". Although I am stretching to say this is the reason why pets are being banned. I wouldn't be surprised though, I have seen dumber shit nowadays. Particularly by insurance companies.
>>102820418I was just watching a documentary about bees being "stolen" by hispanics in california and how they're gps tracking them now. Mother nature doesn't own bees.Corporations do.
>>102869862is the solution to start killing politicians, marketing execs, and all MBA students?
>>102869909No the solution is to slowly torment them into destroying their own groups until they stop.i.e. revenge. It's going to blowback but I really don't give a shit nowadays.
>>102869955I don't think that would be very effective. Not only is it too slow, but they are clearly better at it and might get some wack ass reversal on us. I think we should just use rockets.
>>102864153>doesn't post the monstergirlbait jellyfish
>>102869999Yeah but I love this cycle of abuse shit. Torment everyone. Everyone deserves it now.
>>102869549The out-of-control digimon ghost got befriended with this guy, and she started being all nice and doing chores/favors. She digivolved, leading to awkward interactions, and started demanding he do the same favors back.The episode ends when the usual heroes banish the ghost.
>>102870013i'm not into bdsm shit so nah bro I just wanna shoot rockets at land owners until they let me have a dog and stop charging more in rent than mortgages cost and shitalso it wouldn't work because MBA types don't have "community" or even real friends, they aren't people, they are golems, they are incapable of the types of feelings necessary to make abuse effective. they'd probably just go on linkedin and talk about what the experience taught them about b2b sales>>102870031>crazy cyber ghost comes to your house, cleans your room, disinfects your shower, does the dishes, takes out the trash, and gives you a blowjob>asks that you maybe please do at least one of these things for itnigga that's not a hostile cyber spirit that's just a roommate
>>102870054>>asks that you maybe please do at least one of these things for itBro was trying but she is insanely strong so he can't do everything that she does.Also she started harassing classmates trying to be overprotective.
>>102870074oh ok so a "young adult" college roommate experiencing first exposure to people with disparate skill sets to their own instead of an adult life 2024 high CoL area roommate. still not seeing the difference
>>102870127man just watch the epi if you care so much.
>>102870153i don't. i will look up that ghost on e621 though
>>102870054>even real friendsYeah well neither do I because I questioned too many things. Then they realised they were wrong later and got worried.Then criticised me for being right and are suggesting people like me are the problem for criticising the system to begin with. This is called hysteria and stockholm syndrome.
>>102870265just give me the gep gun already
>>102870385>they do not want animals possibly fucking up their property you rent from them.and yet there are crackheads next door, hmmmmmmmmmm
this thread has been moved to /an/
>>102870404You mean /vp/?
>>102870385>>102870388>[deleted]OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN, THEY KNOW
Digimon?
>>102860347digimon is sex
>>102870013What is this and where it is from?
>>102871050no spoonfeeding allowed
>>102871086>anon is mean
>>102871932You will never be white.
>>102871884ok fine bro it's hladilnik, most of it is on e621 and exhentai dont cry bro
>>102871968projecting tranny award
>>102872064>projecting your own furry fetish on random peopleyou clicked this thread btw
>>102870775one time as a kid i had an incredibly high fever and started hallucenating. the hamster dance came on the tv in the other room and i literally screamed like i was being murdered. i dont remember what i said to my parents when they checked on me but my parents told me later I was babbling pretty incoherently and distinctly remember feeling pure terror. i have hated the hamster dance and similar cutesy meme songs ever since, including the one with the frog dong and most of Weebl's repertoire
>>102872064NTA but not sure where you got that from, I'm very satisfied to be a man. I'm bummed because Digimon (male) aren't real.
>>102872157Wouldn't you want to become a Digimon (male) instead?
>>102872466Works too. Actually might even be better as it would allow me to quit my code monkey job and open a OF.
>>102871945We are all White on the Internet until proven otherwise.
>>102869589>We have literal beings BETTER than digimonYou can't be serious, anon. Have you even looked at the webms here >>102864153 and >>102864186?Animals can't sexually harass you while telling you to clean your fucking room like an upset girlfriend (male). Digital monsters are literally better in every way.
How the hell is this thread still up? It's not even about technology at all.
>>102874008digimon, or digital monsters, are the champion
>>102874008Gammamon is technology. He's a computer program from the digital world. Nothing more technological than that.In fact - as far as I'm concerned, that also goes for all anons ITT. How can I know y'all aren't Digimons disguised as humans?
>>102804343I never understood why he called chocolate "champions".
>>102873139Yes.
>gammamon thread on /g/Huh
>>102875855>/g/ammamonIt all makes sense now.
>>102874008let's take it to the bump limit
>>102871932We will.
>>102871932gammamon destroys trannies though
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