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>>102995676bump
monday morning, look for jobs
>>102996199AI took them all
>>102996224fuck
>>102995676Are us Indians welcome here too? I hate Vietnamese bros, they took my job!
>>102996576I guess?you sure aren't in the other general
>>102996576>Are us Indians welcome here tooonly vietnamese are welcome here
>>102996576So the Vietnam gut did the same thing Indians do: replace others with their people.
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>2 months into NEETing>No longer having fun
>>102995676good morning and a reminder that I still have a job. You lost your job because you are worthless dead weight.
>>102995676>New threadFucking finally!Got a new rejection this morning.That makes of 24 applications:- 13 rejections- 2 still in active consideration- and 9 non-replies.Still need to send off 3 more applicationsfor the job centre before the month is through.
NEETlife is no longer fun
>>103002262>picrelqrd?
>>103002643>Quick run-downAh! Well, that's Randy Stair.Text in the pic actually summarises him rather well.He was some guy that, after losing a shitton of loved ones to freak accidents,started fantasising about Ember from Danny Phantom.Came up with a whole "Ember's Ghost Squad" (or EGS for short)and wanted to live as a lesbian ghost girl in the afterlife.Needless to say, he was also a closeted trans-wannabe.Anyway, one day he flipped a coin between going an hero (a.k.a. "going ghost")or going on a killing spree and then an hero... because the killing-spree routewas a prerequisite to joining his self-invented EGS.And you can probably piece the rest of the story together yourself.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Randy%20Stair/order/asc/
>>103002773>From the night he was born, to the day he died, Randy was an isolated individual who never seemed to fit in anywhere. He made friends throughout his early grade school years but never seemed to be able to hold onto lengthy relationships. He never dated once in his life, remained a virgin, and would usually only speak when spoken to. However, what people didn't know were the dark and sinister thoughts that circulated through his head. Randy may have been quiet around friends and classmates, but alone he was an entirely different person.holy fuck that's literally me, except i don't watch trannime
>>102995676Is there a war between Indians and trannies in SV? Seems like its always them going against each other. One steals jobs from women, other steals jobs from women. They're both trying to fill the same shoe
>>103002856I don't know, but a lot of trannies have been psyoped into sex change cirurgies as a way to have stable and high paying jobs in tech. Now all of a sudden, the BlackRock and Big Tech is firing all their DEI hires.
>>103002830Honestly, I suspect his general description matches a great swathe of people, myself included.To the point where, every time another Elliot Rodger, Dylan Roof or Randy Stair comes along,I look at how old they became, and go "Well, at least I lived longer".As though not getting filtered by murder-suicide is my great goal in life.Anyway, his life, death and legacy isn't /g/-related, so enough about him.I hope you're busy with your job applications, Anon.
Boss: Come back to work in the officeThe office:
>>102995676I am employed, but I will bump your thread for you.
>>103002515why not?
>>103002262>mediocre Nickelodeon cartoonYou muh berserk watching muh aesthetic cigar redditsoy crowd are into le hecking gotherino girlerinos exactly because of the goth girls in that "mediocre cartoon"
>>103004690The only part of that that's accurate to me personally is "berserk watching": I unironically enjoyed Berserk 2016.Goths just aren't my cup of tea.Other than that, I only know that it's a Butch Hartman (of Fairly Odd Parents fame) cartoon.Did the adjective "mediocre" in reference to Danny Phantom irk you in some way?You're not wanting to join EGS, are you?
>>103004855I am glad you don't find goth girls attractive, me neither. But good god almighty am I sick of the recent Berserk-watching Souls-loving goth-loving fag-smoking redditsoy crowd.>Did the adjective "mediocre" in reference to Danny Phantom irk you in some way?No, but it would be hypocritical if you were into goths, it's basically what made lots of millennials and some zoomers end up like this.
>>103003198>I hope you're busy with your job applications, Anon.I still fighting for my undergrad degree after 5.5 years. I just spend a couple hours debugging a C typo == instead of =:^))))))
>>103004939I love how everyone has their own extremely personal theory about why everything is shit."It's because of goths" is one of the most retarded ones I've ever seen though. I know being mentally retarded is considered something of a competition on this site, so congrats on being even more mentally disabled than people who actively attempt to be mentally disabled.
>>103003859The look on his face says "I know you know this is a power play, what the fuck will you do about it?"
>>103005327someone's jealous she's hotter than you
No replies. No fucking replies.>t. employed with 1.5 YoE
How hard is it to transition from backend to embedded?
>>103005935I am going to experience genuine shock one day if I ever open my inbox and see an email that was sent by a human and not an ATS
well i've had no responses in the last 2 monthsi'm fucked
>>103006664time to start selling your bathwater online
>>103005935>1.5 YoEHow come so short?I assume "employed" is past tense.
>>103007128>I assume "employed" is past tense.It isn't. I've been exiled from the other thread.
those bitches at the tech workers general are complaining some middle manager is asking them to complete 1 task, make 1 PR and 1 comment per weekthat is insanity, do people just not work once they get in?how is 1 task 1 pr and 1 comment too much for them?i would be completing 100 tasks a week if it meant I got a jobi need a job
>>103007766>do people just not work once they get in?I know several people that get paid 180k to be a glorified jira administrator
>>103007766Doesn't it depend how big the tasks are?
Good IT jobs for a weird retard? I'm ok working L1 hell desk but apparently my experience and training aren't good enough. Do I *really* need a CISSP and Top Secret to work at an MSP?
I'm beginning to like spring boot somewhat.Still haven't done anything real.In any case, when do I get employed? Where is my java job?
>>103009818how do u learn this shit? theres so many annotations and whatnot. I chose to not look at tutorials, instead I'm using the docs + chat gpt to try to understand random peoples code on github (only repos with 100+ stars) and its not going good
>>103009962>I chose to not look at tutorials, instead I'm using the docs + chat gpt to try to understand random peoples code on github (only repos with 100+ stars) and its not going goodEvery "look at the docs" advice to beginners is a lie. I don't know why it keeps being a thing.I look at introductory video tutorials and articles and book chapters and then I look at the docs once I need... documentation.For spring boot watch this video series (it's short): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHw8bNZ7xi4and then read this article https://www.marcobehler.com/guides/spring-framework
>>103010189bookmarked thanks brah>>103010189>Every "look at the docs" advice to beginners is a lie. I don't know why it keeps being a thing.my mentality is that by looking through other peoples code and trying to understand wtf it does, I'll get passive exposure to how people achieve certain tasks. I was thinking after a few hours of this I'd be ready to make my own stuff without having to follow along some 10 hour tutorial.
hr takes too long
Good morning, fellow N.E.E.T.s
2024 job market update: just got ghosted after a fucking 4x1hr/week dog walker interview
>>102995676>Hi Anon,>Thank you for your interest in [role I applied for] >There is potential interest in your candidacy for this role. So that we may better determine next steps, can you please provide the basic information below? >[A bunch of questions I answered in the job application] What is it these, uhh, "talent acquisition" people get paid for? >>103000749>6 months into NETing (I am doing school) >So burnt out from studying I kind of wish I was just working instead Time to go back to studying, I have an exam coming up that I'm not prepared for (kill me)
I feel very irritated guys.I don't like it.
>>103005286>le "I love how" woman memeDidn't ask.I complained about a particular group that's been pretty fucking painful lately, but I never said "everything is shit because of goths". I said I hate people who are into goths. Learn to read.
>>102996576Vietnam fucking shits.
>>103000749>also 2 months into NEETing>still love itI don't think I will start looking for a job this year.
I got rejected after an interview AGAINObviously the woman and the faggot got in.How do you beat the HR filter? She didn't even look at my portfolio.
>>103014732>How do you beat the HR filter?just claim you're gay or trans.
Daily reminder you AREN'T supposed to be honest in the interview. Every question has the correct answer. No one cares what you really think. It's a strict ritual. Learn the questions and the answers.
>>103000773No, I lost my job because I voluntarily quit.
i decide to spend the next 4 months making 2 games in unity (without looking at tutorials so i can actually fucking learn) and shit out free pixel art game assets as portfolio. i'm attacking two fronts, applying for game studios while also doing freelance pixel art for anons online. i don't want to doubt myself yet, but if all things fail i'm gonna apply for civil service by July 2025. i only have to start making $50-$100 a month as late as April
> job is on indeed but not on the website of the companydoes this happen often?
>>103015565i probably should ditch unity and pixel art for java, react + node, and read system design interview so that it would be easier for my parents to help me get a job, but fuck it. i'll surrender to their whims after April 1st.
>>103015961How would your parents help you? Do they know people in the industry?
>>103016043they want me to either work in the military (just like my dad) or as a civil servant (just like my mom). both are divorced after 20 years of bitter marriage, and i have two younger siblingsthey don't know anything about tech, they just want me to get apply for government job whenever it's open. whether i pass the months of grueling selection and test or not, they don't really care. They just want me to get a job and start making money to set an example for my two younger siblingsIf i really have to choose between the two, i rather work as government staff of Bali than walking around eggshells as some dorky lieutenant.
>>103009547No you don't but there's a sea of people wanting to get in.
>>102995676I pass tech interviews, but get ghosted left and right, bros. Where did I go wrong?
Where do I start for "$50 per bugfix" job offers?
>>103009962only learn what you need
>>103014732>he doesn't pretend to be gay while applying for jobs
>>103016976With the HR interviews most likely, try to not be a sperg lol
>>103003859Ιησούς..I am legit scared
>>103002773thanks for making today fun anon. The goth girl in danny phantom was hot. Not as hot as the goth girl from Disney's Fillmore
I've had it with these HR cunts. One day I might actually do it. In real life.
I had a nightmare I was failing an OA amazon sent me, got a rejection despite getting 85% on an OA. I think its time to drink and goon for the rest of the day
NIGGER
What do you typically do / say in a phone interview? What is the point of it?
>>102995676Finally, a based thread
>>103005327>hisreported for transphobia, enjoy homelessness chud.
>>103022701Saved.
i've stonewalled my parents for an entire year saying i've submitted a shitload of job applications and failed to get replies but i haven't even sent out a single one...
>>103022695Autistic ramblings about obscure technical details.
Bros it's over.... I have 5 years of experience, Kubernetes, backend and DevOps. I screwed up (alcoholic) and spent a year in jail for a violent felony. I'm actually getting interviews and callbacks but the eventual "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" question always comes up in the late stages. It's retarded that positions not in a position of public trust are even allowed to ask this. Every conviction is a life sentence. I can wait until the 7 year background check window passes but do what until then? Just Start My Own Business (TM)? Freelancing is not a thing... 3rd worlders own it.Everything is retarded: me, this country, this economy, everything.
bumparoonies from Page 10
I've spent the last 2 weeks just cooming to hentai and playing mario kart. I might just take the neetpill
>>103029053I spent last week trying to predict who will win the QLD election for fun and for profit (i.e. gambling). Two of my picks made me money and I'm waiting on the outcome of the third. I've spent this week glued to the ABC, waiting if it's going to pay out. It's been hard to focus on anything else :\
how many fagman companies still ask dynamic programming problems
>>103029779I unno, I haven't had a job since late 2023. no intention of getting one soon, kinda over it desu.
>>103029796based
>>103029053goonngerously based
>>103019638>got a rejection despite getting 85% on an OAAlways rustles my jimmies when this happens. I don't even mind writing OAs but recently I was sent a codesignal from uber and got 600/600 in <30 minutes and an automated rejection 2 weeks laterIf my resume is so underqualified that resume+perfect OA is not sufficient then there is no reason not to reject me without the OA
Can the armchair psychologist piece together this exchange?>>103002262>posts a random picture of some trannie>>103004690>freaks the fuck out because a children's cartoon isn't that good, and accuses the anon of being a onions (hey what happened to the filter?)fag.I don't get why >>103004690 is so upset over nothing, it's just a non-sequitur image like most images that are posted. If I post picrel, should I fear a Turk or Hungarians getting pissy at me, even if my post was about being a NEET?
Morning sirs, it feels really good to have a job and being able to jerk off on the clock
>>103026013why dont you just lie
