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i wish i were a bird
>>103176179same would be far better than dealing with a job and human society
I come for help. Every day I tell myself I'm gonna do something for me and every day I end up exhausted because of work and do nothing in the evening. How do I get my shit together, I'm living for my job.
>>103176179
Remote jobs are dying. NEW PANDEMIC WHEN?!
>>103176167>the vergedid they ever recover after the Black Man Invents A Computer incident?
So you people are basically Dilbert. Right?
Why did they give this power tripping faggot more responsibilities
>senior engineer uses light modethis guy is dangerous.....
>>103176344yes
>>103176344No, I am Alice.
How fucked is getting a job right now? I have 11 years of exp, web dev, fully remote at a top company but my job is starting to piss me off and I want to job hop to a smaller company with less corpo bullshit to put up with
>>103176167Chudbros...
>>103176393Or an incompetent boomer
>>103176344i'm wallyeveryone else itt is asok
>>103176393imo light mode is fine in the already overly bright office environment
Uhhh like u-uhhh we should uhhh do t-that uhhhh
>>103176226parrots are so fucking autistic i love them so much
I'm about to ask to change into a fully remote contract, then I will move in with my parents for 8 months.Do you think I'll go insane living there as a late 20s adult male
>>103176513yes
>>103176486>>103176226SUCK MY FUCKIN ASS YOU GODDAMN STUTTERING FUCKING PARROT. FUCK OFF
>>103176167dibs on the asian chick
Haha bird go brrrr
>>103176642That's a man
What should be the minimum amount of time before job hopping?
bros >Would the job market be as dogshit as it is now if Donald Trump won in 2020? >Would the job market be as dogshit as it is now if [anyone but Joe Biden] won in 2020? >Will the job market be less dogshit with Donald Trump as President? >Would the answer to the previous question change with [anyone but Joe Biden] as President? >>103176694Just like with jobs in this economy, I'll take what I can get
some of my coworkers are typing up a storm today lol. busy beavers!
>looking at various IT jobs>they all require a driver's license and involve "field work" between three different cities>many of them even say you need to own your own tools, safety boots, hazard vest, etcWhat is with all these MSPs trying to roll internet hell desk and infra construction into the same job? Are they literally driving the packets from place to place in a van or something?
>>103176752no such thing, leave after 2 months if you get a better opportunity
>>103176852Why do you think they're vacant?
>>103176872I'm wondering which retard came up with this. No techbro would think of doing that themselves, the average IT guy is too inept and haughty to even own a screwdriver. And it couldn't be HR karens, even they know the difference between hell desk gophers and actual construction workers.
>>103176852>>103176892Maybe it's like those 80s/early 90s job postings looking for one thing but demanding someone who's "good with computers" because "it's the future"they want a drywall taper but are sick of guys who can't figure out QuikBooks so now you need 50YoE with python to operate a paint scraper
Why do you all dress like this?`
>>103176796The market was bad BECAUSE of drumpf chud. If it recovers under him it will be because of biden
>>103176966i unironically wish men could get away with skirts. yes i know kilts exist but kilts are longer and heavier and actually quite warm, like wearing a slightly short bathrobe almost. i want to be able to wear a frilly microskirt and short spats with a loose tank top when it's +40 and humid out. not a troon btw just a hoe(male)
>>103176966mandatory Guilty Gear -STRIVE- lessons after morning standup
I don't remember how I coded anything without ChatGPT before it was a thing, I use this shit daily.I feel like I would be useless without it.
If I join a "Cyber Operator" hobby group at work should I put it on my resume even if we don't win any competitions and just sit around doing entry level HTBs all night?
>>103177025You were always useless. GPT can't even read documentation.
>>103176694would anyway
what do if my boss gives me very vague requirements and then shuts inside his office and it's imposible to talk to him all day, doesn't even respond slack
>>103177044I can though.GPT is for help with mundane problem solving functions
>>103177049I work for a woman that does this. I assume she has BPD because she'll give me compliments, call me pet names, write me cute letters then proceed to tear me a new one in front of the entire team over a simple mistake that didn't ever result in anything bad happening.
>>103176966it the Arch way
>>103177065As I said, you were always useless.
>>103176966i dress like a british farmer
>>103177030pychads, pwn this man.
>>103176179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXi_uYP0tlM
>>103176393I use light mode at work, we have bright lights on top of us constantly from morning to evening so why even bother.
>>103177090I dress like a slob compared to that. Absolute peak fashion.
>Contacted by four recruiters in the past three hours I don't know what I did to cause this but thank god, I really need a job
>>103177175did you log into linkedin? I havent tried its hiring mode thing but i find i get almost no spam from them but the day i log in suddenly i have 500 actual emails badgering me to check my messages and 700 obvious bots are trying to get me to work in Iowa
Is the IT/CS job market really collapsing due to `AI' and pajeets? I've been doing bookkeeping since COVID so I'm not sure what the industry looks like these days
>>103177219The market for incompetent ones? Sure.
>>103176966Because I am a woman.
>>103177193I check LinkedIn many times a day
>>103177244it could still be related to being tagged as active, which prioritizes you for recruiters to do their shotgun approaches
Hey, is Y Combinator's Work at a Startup board worth anything for finding a job? I've sent out quite a few applications on it, but have never heard anything back and don't know anyone who's ever been hired from it.
>>103177219The job market isn't collapsing due to AI and jeets, hiring processes are collapsing due to AI and jeets
>>103177242No you're not.
nocoder here, graduating soon in cs/cybersecurity (hence why nocoder, they just don't teach shit there and most people just feed assignments straight into chatgpt or copy on exams, I didn't tho )after reading the 192043094732th doompost on this stupid ass website about US tech jobs getting nuked left and right I'm starting to shake bro frnow I'm from southern EU but most hiring practices here are pretty much the same dystopian tier hellhole humiliation rituals for the goyim with leetcode and shit even for positions that absolutely don't require thatI just want a somewhat decent (in the modern economy lmao) paying low stress (no family yet) job nothing fancy, do I really ask that much, godtell me I will be allright, someone, pleaseI will try to get my shit together, make half assed projects and whatever, but I fear this won't be enough if my competition are people with multiple years of actual experience
at the age of 24 and 1.5 years after graduating I finally got a job bros.60k a year but I'm living with mummy anyway and won't have very many expenses.wgmi
>>103177350>nocoder here>graduating soon in cswhat
>>103177350>tell me I will be allright, someone, pleaseI'm not in the lying business, sorry.Have you tried out marketing?
>>103177298I am.
>>103177350No you need to hear the truth:>can't code>graduating soon>no internship>no projectsYou're fucked even worse than other anons on here and you still want us to lie to you and tell you you'll be somehow ok.
>>103177246
>>103177350Well, 90% of people who gradate with a CS degree can't code either regardless of country/university so you'll fit right in.
>>103177350If you're a nocoder you wouldn't have done well even at the height of the 2020 market.Fucking retard.
>>103177350Spain here, I've never had to do to a Leetcode in my entire career, it's always take-home assignments.>somewhat decent paying>low stressNo such thing since like 2015 or so.
>>103177414Bend over and show us then.
>>103177414different anon but the reason trannies are so easy to spot online, even on fucking anonymous boards, is because they don't understand how women are at all. you're just trying to emulate that fucked up, pornified version of them you got in your sick head, my dude.
>>103177370as I said they just don't teach shit there, it's 5 years wasted on bullshit essentially, we know this and people who are supposed to hire us also know thisI don't know what they call this (dunning kruger/imposter syndrome or paranoidal schizophrenia or whatever) but I just feel so behind the curve even tho I actually try to learn shit by myself instead of wasting my free time on random bullshit and procrastinating like most of my peers do. but that shit means absolutely nothing if my competition are people with real world non meme experience and not a bunch of retardsthere's a minimal chance I will make it on a cybersecurity competition (local between unis then national and then worldwide)
>>103177452>I actually try to learn shit by myselfSo what do you have to show for it?
>>103177452If you manage to graduate CS without being able to code at all you probably cheated or are just profoundly retarded but make up for it by following orders extremely well (IE the kind of person who shouldn't be doing CS/engineering.)
>>103177431>>103177436I might be trans, but I am still a woman. Trans woman includes the word woman in it.
>>103176405KEK all the manlets are doing that
>>103177087But I get paid and complete tasks in Jira... isn't that what tech work is about
Going to work still gives me tachycardia and my GP is busy until next January. Please don't let me die in the open space.
>>103177495>Jira launched in 2002 as an issue tracking and project management tool for teamsYou're a manager.
>>103177501Just be yourself
>>103177478Lol no you're a retarded boy.
>>103177235How much do you get paid for doing ASM? I am making 60K€/yr for doing webshit, which is a pittance for a job I loathe, but it still pays more than actually interesting jobs here. I know it's similar in the US, with webshitters making $200K and real programmers making barely $90K. I would kill to start doing ASM, embedded or some actual programming, but I am actually thinking of longing webshit and going full muh cloud muh distributed systems muh 1ms database bullshit, since after all, I work to pay the bills.Don't try to LARP, anon, this is not a dick measuring contest, I am legit curious if there is a market for actual programming, and if it's worth getting into it.
>>103177512Whatever you say, cissie.
>>103177522>How much do you get paid for doing ASM?Fuck all as normal SWE because you rarely need it. Or you're irreplaceable and hard to value because you're so autistic you've found a spot where it is needed and can write it.Or you're just a normal EE writing *extremely* shitty firmware that someone else will have to suffer.
>>103177522Also most embedded applications these days are just more corpo shit in Java (maybe C++) but now you don't have easy access to logs/crash reports because the whole computer is embedded in some other product somewhere else.
There's a guy at work who always avoids eye contact with me, he'll talk to people around me but not me directly, we had to work on some shit together the other day and that was the first time he looked at me in the eyes and talked to me. Does that fag hate me or what? Kek.
>>103177522I don't post stuff I make money off of, the assembly code is something I worked on in my own free time. I never talk about my work, but it doesn't involve assembly, only Perl and C.That being said: I plan on making money off of my tracer at some point in the future, and it does involve a lot of assembly.
For the past few weeks I've made more in the stock market than I normally get paid and I've cut my expenses down to almost nothing.It's so fucking hard to do WFH like this. I have absolutely zero motivation.
>>103177581some people are scared of strangers I guess. Maybe you have a resting bitch face too
>>103177541>>103177570>>103177582Makes sense, guess I'll stick to my plan of keeping work skills and personal skills separate. It's a fucking waste of time but interesting shit never makes any money, it's always making CRUDs for predatory jewish startups that pays decently enough to be able to pay off a house in less than 50 years.
>>103177610How about the motivation that you will die without money
>shake new starter's hand>dead fish handshakeThis isn't any of you guys, right?
>>103177662Sounds like a problem for other people. If I have money when I die I won't have kids to leave it to and my parents will be dead by then.
>>103177418Literally meDespite having a CS degree, I probably couldn't code anything more complex than fizz buzz in javaBut I should note the degree offered a "non-programming" major, so I've never done a 2nd or 3rd year algo subject
>>103177675No what I meant is that, without money you will die
>>103177158Wear sunglasses
do you know any CS majors/graduates who despise programming?
>>103176404All jobs now have 500 applicants because it's easier than ever before to apply for jobs online
>>103176404I'm about to find out too as my shit corpo job is making people redundant.>in the middle of building my "safety net" side hustle>catching up on all my bills>cunts decide to fire a good number of our dept in a couple of weeks>have to now put side hustle on hold again to find another jobAll these wannabe big tech dickhead companies deserve everything that's coming to them.
>>103177739>deserve everything that`s coming to them.pajeets and AI?
>>103177701Nah I have enough I won't die unless I get fired and then literally sit on mass and do absolutely nothing for a decade or more. I won't die, It's just a question of comfort at this point. Plus my side hustle is coming together.
>>103177714Me but because I despise the environmentI really should have gone for econ/finance at a target school, I got the scores but didnt go bc I didnt want to get indebtedI will probably eventually get a masters on either subject
>>103177830>I despise the environmentYou mean the spergs and troons? I did a CS major but ended up in accounting and it's 90% women lmao
>>103177848Fuck I should go for some accounting certs.
>>103177867I don't even have any, I just worked as a bookkeeper for a bit and started applying to accounting-adjacent places until I found one that would pay for master's I'm actually still working on that
>>103177889How's the pay and career progression?
>>103177927Right now the pay is shit because I opted for state benefits over salary but undercut myself too much. The bookkeeping job I had prior was like $52k/year but I had to commute to BFE and work 12 hours shifts. A licensed accountant can make beau coup though
>>103177366Congrats. Where did you get the job? Please help me...
>>103177714I love hobby programming, but I despise working as a programmer, if that helps. 12yoe.
>>103177780That probably but most likely running out of devs who know how to work their shit system. Ever since I worked there, they've constantly ignored issues in order to make sales. These issues have snowballed (despite us telling them this and that will break and cause more issues). They already lost 3 very good project leaders. Even if I'm still selected to remain, I'm still looking for a new job. Fuck'em.
>>103177992Going to school for CS killed my interest on hobby programming. Every now and again I'll use my skills for something fun but otherwise I feel like I wasted my education
Don't know if this is the right thread but I got a big industry exam on Computer Networking coming up and feel like I'm gonna fail cause I know fuck-all. How the fuck do I stop stressing out and actually get to learning the shit I need to know to pass?
>>103176642>simping a bug chink just for being the only female in the picThis is why women are entitled pricks. You thirst over the ugliest motherfuckers and end up inflating their ego because you're desperate pajeets. Congrats, saars.
>>103178020If you wanted to learn it you would've already learned it by now. You have no real interest in the topic.
>>103178037Not that retard but networking is pretty fucking boring, at least when compared to the many topics you can study in computer science. It's like going to a chef school and specializing on fucking wooden spoons.
>>103177973I'm in Dallas. I'm convinced it's 90% luck because I did one 30 min in-person interview. They asked like one technical question which was so easy I thought it was a trick question.commute is like 35 minutes. I think the most important thing to these companies is whether or not you have to relocate...
>>103178098how many jobs did you apply to? how many years of experience?
Thanks, SEs. Your Agile AIDS is spreading to other departments. I loathe how much they destroy the meaning of words like "story".
>>103176393I use light mode because flipping between light websites and a dark mode text editor hurts my eyes. I don't code in the dark either. acme theme with only black text btw.t. senior
>>103178031look bro, it's either the mid asian chick from work or some filipina/viet green-card chaser. I don't have much choice.
>>103178215You could simply avoid women, you spineless faggot.
>>103178215Use your hand and keep your dignity
>>103178177over a thousand probably both easy apply and on the company website. ended up getting it through a recruiter on indeed.0 yoe. Only experience I had was working in computer repair for a year
Any tips on starting out with freelancing?
>>103176966I tried crossdressing but I unironically look like shit.
>>103178328What can you do oh so special?
>>103177219AI hasn't made coding redundant (and probably won't seeing how we are hitting yet another wall) and yeets have been around for decades now. I reckon the job market just sucks because rates are high and enough suckers got fooled into the learn2code meme.
>JUST NETWORK BRO LOL>JUST ASK YOUR SWE FRIEND TO GET YOU A JOBBITCH I HAVE NO FRIENDS IN TECH MY FRIENDS ARE AS BROKE AS ME FUCK YOU
>>103178215Yeah, I know you're a desperate pajeet with no options, but your very desperation is the reason even bottom tier women expect to be chased, you fucking retard. Kill yourself already
>>103178328Find a niche.
>>103177522High end webshit is more interesting and challenging than asm/embedded autism anyway.
>>103178328Become a lawyer, doctor, dentist, accountant
>>103178449So how many cycles does your code spend in memcpy?
Anyone here go to tech conferences?
>>103178449Fuck no it's not, it's just setting up 10 different Pokemon named services to make a fucking CRUD.
>>103178616Don't you just need one nginx server and embed the code directly into the worker? Or do webdev "experts" still do copious amounts of IPC?
>>103178268What was the position?>0 YoEYou give me hope anon...
>>103176637ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?
>>103178473How much more does your software make? Oh right, zero.
>>103178690>not answering the question... I see.
>>103178696>acting like anybody gives a shit about how many cycles your code spends in some assembly function>not realizing the goal is to actually bring home money
>>103178644software [spoiler]qa [/spoiler] engineerNever give up bro. I was convinced I was gonna be a neet for another year
>>103178714You give me hope anon thank you. We are around the same age too and I thought I was gonna be a loser forever. Time to apply to more jobs and use everything at my disposal.
>>103178712>further deflecting from the fact that his code sucksI guess I understand why people ITT are so afraid of AI.
>>103178730Shitty rails startup CEOs bring home $2 million dollars in VC funding while you rot away in your basement whining about muh assembly code. Cope harder LMAO
>>103178736>shitty raily startup CEOs only survive because they live off of scared Chinese money being launderedIf that's your rise to fame, I suppose.
>>103178757>incomprehensible boomerbabbleNobody cares.
>>103178761I know. And that's why you'll be replaced.
>NOOOOO YOU'RE GOING TO BE REPLACEDis there a bigger attempt to cope for how irrelevant you actually are? like the boomer retard above me ITT
>>103177973>>103178724Just lie dumbass say you worked at your uncle's company for 2 years literally no one will check.
Absolutely, It's people who don't know how many cycles their very own code spends in memcpy, like the incompetent zoomer above me who will never own a house.
>NOOOOO YOU AREN'T GOING TO OWN A HOUSEwhy does this guy cry in every single thread that nobody will shove dildos in their ass and program in assembly with him? its embarrassing i really wish he had some gay fuckbuddies to hang out with so he didnt have to vent about his frustrations here
>projectionI just love how much I'm eating on your self-esteem.
>>103178835do you realize how gay you sound nigga like lmao
>you sound gayYou sound like a teenager who thinks that's an insult.
>friend and I both majored in CS>he went to grad school>I was too burned out and took an IT job with decent benefits>he shames me>FFWD 4 years>he still hasn`t finished his degree>keeps having to take time off to save up money>meanwhile I've already been at two jobs that have offered to foot the bill for my Mastersyou didn't fall for the straight-into-grad-school meme, right anon?
>>103178635Dude absolutely not. They have NGINX as a load balancer, sure... as a cloud service. And then an API gateway which is that but with an interface. And then Kafka/RabbitMQ. And then Redis. And then a database which could be a replicadistributednoSQLdocumentdatalakewarehouse, but usually it's many, usually one per service. And your webshit microservice, and an outbox, and a service bus, and a proxy that interfaces with the old SOAP interface, and a pronouns checking miniservice, and 1000 Terraform Helm files, and holy fuck why are you overcomplicating a fucking CRUD for food deliveries so goddamn much.All "high end webshit" is just the microservices cancer taken to an extreme.
>>103178904I will have to if I don't get a job lined up, how will I pay for my loans otherwise? Nobody is getting hired other than nepo babies and chads
>>103178862you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>103178906>>103178931you're both niggers
>prod fire 30 minutes before finishing shift>boss & team lead: you stay hereAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEATH TO BANKS HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How come /twg/ threads always come with one or two pairs of dickwaving faggots that argue in the span of like 20 posts?Every single fucking thread is the same. Other threads on /g/ are more of a freeform circlejerky shitpost central, but here you never miss the usual internet lovers' quarrel.
>>103178914I NEET'd for 5 months before I got my job, loans don't go into repayment until you're out for 6
>he thinks I'm a teenager for call him gay>let's double-down anyway>>103178931>>103178911Yeah, zoomers sound so fucking incompetent it's not even funny anymore. It's like they never heard of the concept of databases and IPC overhead.
>>103178947Zoomers are really insecure about their incompetency I suppose. They attack everyone on sight who knows more than they do - it's like they need to defend their "reputation" as "digital natives" lmao.
>>103178965You cry about zoomers, but these architectures are always proposed by millennoomers and people close to their 50s.
>>103178988>these architectures are always proposed by millennoomersNot me. And I'm not close to my 50s either. Not even to my 40s.
>>103178951Well I can't NEET since I live on my own but yeah I'll try my best on the 9 months I get before going into repayment, but if I get nothing I need to start considering options, I could also get a second job but that wont get me anywhere in life, I feel like plan B will be grad school.
>>103178983i think you're more insecure about your own irrelevance
>>103178998You're probably not in the webshitting industry, anon, but that's how it usually works for most startups that pay well, and I hate it.But I need the money, so what the fuck can I do.
>>103178947>How come /twg/ threads always come with one or two pairs of dickwaving faggots that argue in the span of like 20 posts?i do this and it's for entertainment.
>>103179238well you're a fag.
>>103179249and a thumpin' big one too.
>>103178799What type of work? That I was a software developer intern at their company?
