>>103320229
>SAAAR intensifies

>>103320229
This guy will import every single available Indian. All of America will smell like a shitstain.

quick call?

My theory is that Elon surrounds himself with brownoids because he always wants to be the smartest person in the room. He’d never be able to do that if he worked with white men.

>>103320229
thats a big poo

>>103320272
Based. America must be punished for being so fat gay and retarded.

>>103320309
Maybe you haven't noticed but white men aren't exactly what they used to be. The mystique has certainly faded.

>>103320309
He's Jewish

starting to suspect my engineering manager is a brainlet

>>103320608
No clue what it is with engineers at this point all of them are either stupid or slow as shit to do anything at there job.

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Just 50 more years to go.

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>Rejected from job (no interview) below my skill level even with a referral

>company provided underpowered laptop
>slow as fuck vpn required for everything
>not a single task in Jira has a description
>"anon, why it takes you so long?"
Hmm, I wonder, maybe because solely opening a new tab in browser takes few minutes with this piece of shit

Started working at a company that has a very interesting product, but incredibly low quality engineers. The entire codebase is just one giant ball of spaghetti

What the fuck do you do when you review a PR, and the only feedback you can give "this is unacceptably bad, unmaintainable, and needs to be redone from zero"

>>103321551
Not my problem, approved

>>103321562
This is what I'm doing now. I'm an IC, it's not my problem NOW
It WILL be my problem when I have to make changes there

This fucking retard makes me spend almost four hours on meetings on a single day and then asks why the entire project with vague and poorly thought requirements is taking so long to implement in the cesspool of a codebase with zero documentation that we have.

>>103320273
No you fucking retard. Just send me the code snippet via Slack that your gay sounding California ass can’t understand. FUCK

>>103320229
Jack Dorsey
>founded Twitter/X
>founded Bluesky
>owns Cashapp
Is he the greatest founder alive?

>>103321582
Literally my situation right now. I need to report every hour of my job in jira but almost half of the day is preoccupied with meaningless meetings.
This causes some absurd situations like changing one line of code is reported as 8 hours of work or even more because sometimes I need to wait 3 weeks for a review

>>103320273
I just post whatever I was asking about and then walk up to their desk, such as

| Id | Description | Price |
|-|-|-|
| 2 | Dildo | 52|
| 4 | 4chan Pass | 15 |

>>103320229
>be bored at work
>want to veg out/take breaks
>can't really do that/don't like going to bathroom
>realize I'm a linuxfag
>setup WSL to read pdfs/work on my personal projects at home
Some of the guys at work complain about how people mix personal life with their work computer: they have no idea how fucked up my PC is right now.

>>103321551
If that's it, you just tell them.
I do most of the PRs in my team and I just push that shit back all the time even if a semicolon is missing.
Be prepared for those apes to not learn a thing and some of their shitcode leaking through despite your best efforts.

>>103320587
I think that isn't true at all. I have an older Indian coworker that started telling new zoomer hires that he's Pakistani. Now that's a huge fall of reputation if I've ever seen one. India is known as a disgusting place with disgusting scammers.

Fellow niggers, are certs worth getting? I got lucky with an software dev position where I'm getting some good projects in MLops, and I want to convince HR to change my title, but not sure if getting a ton of certs is the right way to go about it.

>>103320229
Wow based conservative
Make America India Again

>>103322027
You can get one for the badge on your CV if you plan on job hopping later.
In my experience they're only good for shoving your foot in the door with HR roasties.

>new guy doesn't know the difference between web server and application server

I typed the n word on teams because I was fucking around on here instead of paying attention to my keyboard
any experience in that here I guess I have to move jobs its over for me here. It feels surreal that this is what kills me and could ruin my life.

>>103322106
A server's a server, all I know is it's not my problem.

>>103322106
As a new guy my great idea to cement my place in the company is to have a local offline cloud server.

>>103322476
even toddlers have better self control

>>103322476
tell them your nephew did this

>>103322476
The way I see it you have three options.
>Own up immediately and say someone else was fucking with you (friend over, your kid, your kid's friend, your brother, etc)
>Pretend it didn't happen and if anyone calls you on it feign ignorance, when presented with evidence clarify the times, pause and think, "Oh that was when ____" was over, maybe he did that, he's a bit of a dick sometimes
>It's just a word, you know what's worse than saying nigger? Being mugged by a nigger

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>$15/hour
>40 hours
>24/7 on call
>C# dev
>must be EU citizen
who makes these ads lmao

>>103322539
I've done dumb things like that and pretending nothing happened worked well. I think people get shocked/confused and don't think about it.

>>103322585
They're hiring Indians.

>>103322596
Indians aren't EU citizens, pajeet.

Pretty sure I'm not expected to do anything as a veteran hire. They just gave me a fancy title for a job I'm not qualified for and get to go on field trips. Scared of job security. I just wanted to be a cool software guy like my friends on /g/....

>>103322615
No one tell him. His heart won't be able to take it.

do i really have to worry if i deliver something and my manager just accept it without pointing out flaws and stuff? i came from a family where they try to nitpick the smallest thing. i feel anxious to just do my stuff as it is and leave it there so i can move on.

>>103322615
I'm sure the EU does something similar to the US H1B visa where if the company is able to "prove" they can't find candidates they can bring Indians over on a visa.

>>103322106
you tell him then, why be so mean?

>>103322697
Requirement for being an EU citizen indicates they don't wish to hire lawyers go through the legal procedure to get non-EU workers. You are a classic dumb midwit who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.

>>103322106
>>103322481
This but unironically they're the same thing as far as operating managing and communicating with them is concerned. The only difference is the software they run. If you're concerned about their definition beyond that, you're being a pedantic coping faggot.

>>103322106
They used to be the same thing so all the text books and a lot of online documentation treats them as the same.

I just opened my bank account.
I didn't realize it until now but if I got fired today I could live a year and a half sitting on my ass without even changing my lifestyle.

>>103322992
You mean you'd spend a year and a half panicking because that may not be enough time to find a new job.

>>103323002
I've got two side projects I'm in the process of monetizing and my retirement account is ten times that size if I need it. The average amount of time it takes people with my level of experience to find a new job is six months.
No I don't think I'd panic.

>>103322992
Hope you like starving you need 36 months before considering going innna woods to feast on other homeless people.