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1bn startup idea.Transmitting data over audio spectrum.Who's building this with me?
really hate my job lads
>>106448125How do I get work as a contractor if I can’t share a portfolio because none of the code I have made professionally is mine to share?
>>106448238I remember the thread where this meme started. the whole idea was to talk about shilling absurd or outdated tech to VCs. but you got stuck repeating that boring shit
>>106448262>he thinks anon wasn't serious
Any IT pros here? I'm a basic bitch in a Helpdesk role onsite that also helps users remotely, and I still barely know shit. Where do I even begin to learn? I set up a server on my old android as a project, any other lil projects I should be doing for network and security?
A previous employer reached out to me a few days ago, offering me a position as head of engineering, which would pay about $200k. I currently make $110k. Why should I even bother putting in my two weeks instead of starting immediately on Tuesday?
>>106448815>put 2 weeks notice>current company tells you to fuck off now>didn't "BuRn BrIdGe" and get a pay bumpwin-win in my book
When did you first hear about Bitcoin? I remember screaming at a friend to sell sometime in early 2013
>>106448775most people get lucky and move into a higher level.the rest pick a niche and focus on it.
>>106448882Back in 2011 and was going to buy like $4k worth of it in 2012 but was talked out of it by a retard then again in 2015. If I had bought them then, good chance I would be a millionaire now and not doing jackshit.
>>106448882in like 2007 i heard about it as an alternative currency and not a Le Ebin Financial Instrument. I was a wee child and did not buy any as I did not have money
>>1064488822011 from a guy in college
learn a trade
>monday morning drivan into work likeanother weekend wasted
>>106449631now that miku is worth marrying
working at an MSP is hell bros. I just want to go back to working for a comfy local company. I was such a fucking retard to leave in 2022 because there wasn't any room for advancement/promotion. Now I'm making like $12k more but I'm doing like 4-5X the work.
>>106449749Moshi Moshi grass greener desu
We made it! It's Monday, frens.>android phone decided clock and alarm can be disabled, and didn't ring>it's 3rd time that happens I think I need a new phone or to start using the company issued phone or tablet more.
>>106449883Works on my machine
>>106448262>he hasn't invested in the audio feedback loop data storage device
>>106449749I work local, it's hard work (the network is a mess)I like it
>>106449924Please provide the reproductible steps, or disk image.
>>106448882my childhood buddy used to post about it on facebook in 2011. he became a druggie in his teens so I assumed it was some underground way to purchase drugs and hire hitmen on the dark web.then in 2018 he posted that you could buy 1 litecoin for the price of gas, which at that point 1 LTC was like $25. helped me buy a new PC
>work for a small organization>all of our critical business data exists in one location>an obscure cloud database platform that isn't even designed to host the kind of data we're shoving into it>the service's API (unfinished) hasn't been updated since 2017 and we're pretty sure the 1 guy who was maintaining it doesn't even work there anymorei'm no sysadmin or anything but this is fucked up, right? i feel like we should at least have a local copy of all this data on-site.
7 more hours left to go home
>>106450724enjoy a donut while you wait.
>back to work>need to kms increases exponentiallycrazy how that works
>Back to work.>Expect over 9000 meetings with clients.>Only 4, being two of them optional.Easy-peasy, I'm probably doing the first one, skipping the second one to hit the gym and them do the 2 remaining ones in the afternoon (the only ones where attendance is mandatory and I need to actively participate in the call).
>>106450891that's very kind of you apu my stomach is upset so i will pass
>>106450944Don't worry, you'll want to kill yourself as a NEET too.
>>106451149Can confirm, except as a neet you don't have the choice to stop being a neet (good luck getting a job), whereas as an office drone you can decide to quit whenever. I was extremely lucky to get a comfy office job out of fucking nowhere after 2 years neet'ing.
>15 minutes into Monday morning>receive a DM from a junior>"hi how are you?"
I barely work and make 98k at home. I just rot on my bed while my mouse jiggler makes it seem like I do work. And in few cases where they assign me a ticket I just use chat gpt to do its
>>106451206I mean, you kind of do have the choice to stop being a NEET. Just get one of the deadend jobs that normies usually get and that's that, you're not a NEET anymore. I'm starting to pray for these assholes to fire me so I can claim unemployment benefits for like 2 years, it would be a big pay cut but I wouldn't have to deal with their bullshit for 40 hours of my life every week
>>106451215How nice of them.
Genuine unironic question: how do you take care of your eyesight? My myopia and astigmatism gets worse every 2 years lmaoooo i dont want to buy new prescription each timeI know it's because of my phone use rather than my laptop/desktop use.I envy guys who never had to wear glasses being 10+ year in this industry while still pulling up allnighters or whatever
>>106451395it's just genes brostaring at phones etc is memes, it doesn't have any effect
>>106451395>how do you take care of your eyesight?I ignore the warning signs and refuse to go get checked.
>>106451395>f.lux>lower than 50% brightness on monitors>morning sunlight exposure to the eyes (for me usually by 6:50~7am)>keep glasses/lenses clean all the time ideally each morning>don't consume caffeine post 7pm>7 hours of sleep minimum>get healthier (exercise, good food, etc) to make those 7 hours of sleep as quality as possibleyes these are general health tips, but you want to healthmaxx while cutting monitor staring time.t. used to work 2~4 night shifts weekly for a year and felt the fucking effects, especially with every car headlight blinding my bitch ass.
What are some stacks you like and some you hate? >Spring/Java seems like a clusterfuck>C#/.NET is similar to Spring/Java but a bit more reasonable>Ruby on Rails is okay but slow, hard to debug, a v niche and AI codegen seems to negate its positives>Go is really comfy and clean but sometimes it feels like you need to reinvent the wheel
>>106451395Huge font size and scalingf.lux or similar Warm, dark color themes with good contrast
>>106451778Like: Python, Django, Swift, RustDislike: .NET, Java, PHP, RubyMeh: Go
>>106451878I've always been under the impression that Django is pretty much just Rails for Python, but I've never used Django. Does Django just do it better or are they fundamentally very different?
>>106451878What don't you like about .NET?
>>106451462Seems like it>>106451654>>106451787Thank you mwah mwah im gonna increase my font size now
monday morning. time for an irish coffee>>106450064>>106449883i use a nintendo DS as my alarm clock. probably wasteful of electricity but it just werks
>>106448125>go to office>see pic relatedRTO is amazing, guys!
>>106452394>anon's coworker is ai-generated
>>106452394You're not a real go-getter, otherwise you would already be fucking him raw in the office bathrooms and then blackmailing him to do all your work for you
Web development is so fucking boring, I can't bring myself to do this shit anymore.I'm just using Copilot and I haven't written a line of code myself in a week.Today I just jury rigged my mouse so it kept moving and went for a walk.
>>106448882Must have been around ~2010 or around that time, it was still possible to mine it profitably with a mid-tier pc at home. It was around the same time Steam began allowing crypto as payment, so I just bought a game off of there when I got to like ~30 bucks and then never cared about it again. Looking back I could've probably become a multi-millionaire by now if I had bought in at that point in time, but I was young and didn't have any disposable income to do it even if I wanted to.
my issued corpobook has a copilot button and pressing it doesnt do anything
>>106452415I am so sick of you faggots injecting yourself into every conversation.
>>106452578youre the one that posted a man's sumptuous ass
>>106450386>I assumed it was some underground way to purchase drugs and hire hitmen on the dark web.I mean, that's not incorrect.
>>106450386i mean yeah in the early days that was basically the only adopters of bitcoin. some companies tried real hard to make it into a debit card type thing but everyone outside of america basically went "we already have that THOUGH"
>>106449631you're not a true blue ozzy if you're not drinking a veeebeeee longneck quarter to eight in the morningget that in ya cunt
>cyber degree>security+>azure fundamentalshaving trouble getting any cyber roles fresh out of college, do i just go to helpdesk? what types of projects/skills would help. Not picky about roles at all, anything in information security is fine.
>>106451395>I know it's because of my phone use rather than my laptop/desktop use.it's genetics and from staring at close by objects like a screen, a phone, a bookyou need to go for a walk and look at distant objects
>>106452674cybersec is a meme
>>106451395>how do you take care of your eyesight?there are some exercises for that. basically do this a few times every half an house: sit next to the window and look at distant objects, then at the corner of your screen.>>106452674get this cert: https://portswigger.net/web-security, get some CVE IDs and you might get a web pentesting job
I fucking hate senior devs. My only experience with them has been "I'm better than you and I'll make sure you know it". Thinking of which even mid or jr devs also had overblown egos and it was not uncommon.
Another poo got flushed
>>106448775Read Tech+, A+, Net+, Sec+ books and watch some videos about the CCNA/packet tracer. Do some labs on operating systems with VM's(virtual box) and fuck around with servers/switches/routers with GNS3.Vocabulary is lacking for new hires in almost all roles. You don't need certifications but you need the education from them to succeed. You can specialize after you get Sec+/CCNA however. But you need the fundamentals of the lower level certs to succeed.
>>106452658>not a true blue ozzygood, because that miku is clearly finnish
>>106451395There’s nothing you can do but get regular eye exams and wish your parents gifted you better geneticst. Never go outside, brightest screens, tiniest font, 20/20 vision, 39 years old
If I build a railgun in my garage, will the company I work for take possession of it?
>>106451395Always have lights on, read books from a distance, read larger fonts on PC, have a diet high in fish/omega 3's, use butter inplace of veggie oil. Cut out sugar as much as you can it can be a sign of diabetes.
>>106451395smoke weed (reduces intraocular fluid pressure) and eat carrots (marginally improves night vision and other vitimins promote general health)
I'm getting really sick of dealing with people in their late 30s/early 40s who think that AI is useless like it is still 2022.
>>106453158>use butter inplace of veggie oil.Why do you think that butter is good for you?It's essentially straight saturated fat with very little microsMainstream advice is to use olive oil, but avocado oil and canola oil (yes, an evil seed oil!) are also excellent health choices
>>106453363most cooooders are midwits and "leveraging" chatgpt is still slower than just installing something from 1997
>>106453363god i wish i worked with them
>>106453363My company is tightening up its interview process to root out candidates "cheating" with AI at the same time telling us to install an LLM extension to our IDEs for more productivity.
>>106453363what do you use it for?
give me one good reason not to quit my job to try to be an indie game dev and then rope if it fails
>>106454190Before we say anything describe what your game will be like
>3 YOE dev>getting tired of shitty boss>if I'm gonna get fucked in the ass might as well get paid properly>try to spam job applications to FAGMAN (N is for Nvidia)>crapple doesn't even hire in my area (zero job postings in LI)>microdick hires for boomer non-tech roles>benzos wants 4 YOE>sundar jeetai only allows 3 job applications a monthCrossing fingers to get ZUCCED or HUANGED. There's also an infinitisimal chance to somehow be allowed into Benzos' cult.
I don't know what's wrong with me but I think I'm depressed. I don't want to work today, and the last 3 hours went flying and I didn't even notice...
>>106451395You deserve bad eyesight if you directly use your phone more than 30 minutes a day. Pic related is me, most of my usage is navigation and Spotify while driving.>>106453363They are much more bareable compared to the boomer managers who overdose on AI koolaid and yearn for the day they can fire their entire workforce and proompt everyhting into existence.
>>106454344you need a vacation anon
What a deeply unserious tool
>>106454344How lovely. Depressed, yet time is flying by? Could be worse.
I just got a rejection mail, why can't I have a third job?
What kind of remote job you can get with just an AS fresh out of college?
>>106455109job hoarding is a crime, give those jobs to the H1Bs
>>106453363I'm 36 and I haven't written a line of code in a week after spending a couple of days setting instructions, MCP servers and prompt files for Copilot.
>>106455109I wish I was getting rejection mails. 2/3 of my applications go completely unanswered.
Went through my 4th but separately named harassment training this year. All this is teaching me is how to be a two faced, backstabbing, screw, brown nosing manager with a victim complex.I wonder if someone higher up got some real banter and couldn't handle it. I also wonder if i will have a few meetings about it which would also be a joke since everyone is chill in my area of the company.
My old boss used to be very hands-on and productive, we used to have a very fast pace in my team and I, specifically, was the fastest on the team (because I worked closer with said boss).He has been sacked and replaced with a slow, "day in the life of" type of boss. As far as I understand, his only credential is "friends with the higher ups". I haven't written much code in the last few weeks, if any. Has anyone been through this before? I don't mind having a lazy guy job but I fear that, when management looks at metrics, this slow boss will use me as a scapegoat and get me fired. I'm quite split between enjoying lazyness or trying to get team productivity up, if anyone has some advice I'd appreciate it.
>got an offer from job that lists itself as hybrid/in-person>onboarded a few days ago>they told me they are actually remoteAre companies actually listing remote jobs as in-person to avoid getting spammed by foreigners?
>>106455643Likely. Its a general filter they place like my company has "Must be willing to travel 30% of the year" But traveling is any longer than a week out of the year is rare for lower end techs and the real travel jobs are listed as "100% travel at a moments notice"
>if you have to ask for a promotion, you're better off just hopping to a new jobIs there truth to this statement???
>>106455720There has to be a job opening then you throw your name in the company hat. If it's really bad then they will look outwards to someone who tangentially knows your sections technology, but has been a manager longer than internal hires. If you have no openings then yeah consider job hopping within the company to another position or to another company.
>>106455720Probably not. Many jobs have people who are just too busy or who get into narrow frames of thought and will just hire other people instead of promote when they would have promoted you if they thought about it.
>>106455743>There has to be a job opening then you throw your name in the company hat.There is but the justification for that job opening is "expanding the team"
>>106455643I imagine here they'd just ask for proficiency in the local language, which filters out all foreigners.
>>106448125will doing active directory labs actually help get my first job?
>>106455643wonder how many unemployed nationals didn't apply because they read "hybrid" or "in-person" lmao
>>106456097I'm definitely avoiding everything that demands in-person attendance. Hopefully I don't have to start making compromises.
>>106455643If so it's not a bad idea. My current job was listed as "hybrid" but when I started, my manager said he didn't give a fuck. I go in pretty often because there's actually some nice stuff at the office, and there's cute girls to look at.
>>106448238>-. .. --. --. . .-. ... / - --- -. --. ..- . / -- -.-- / .- -. ..- ...
>>106453363Or rather, proponents of AI are idiots for not considering the consequences of using it. If it speeds up your workflow then that's good for whoever you're working for more than for you. The work is why you're there and that's why you're paid, so if you do it in half the time thanks to AI then you get half the pay. Moreover, your superiors will justify you not being promoted to a manager because you don't need a team under you because you have AI. And finally, when you're sick and tired of not being promoted or getting paid more and decide to switch jobs, then congrats the entire fucking industry is using AI like you just were, so they don't need new hires. But unlike you, they'll be gripping onto employment for dear life because they're not naive.And that's if AI speeds up your workflow. Imagine the shitshow if it actually sets you back: you end up relying on somebody else's codebase that you had 0 input in, and your programming skills have languished because AI models have done all the heavy lifting, and the cherry on top is that you're behind scheduled being scrutinised by superiors who think you should be well ahead of schedule because AI is the buzzword of the day.Lmao, fuck that. I'm a great programmer, I won't "enhance" it with AI. I'll go at my own pace, authoring my own code, and sharpening my skillsets the old fashioned way. And if that's not good enough for the market then that's an indication the tech bubble has finally burst. It popped over 20 years ago and pay in this sector has only gotten worse, jobs offshored, and frankly tech in general is shittier (think: Windows, Google). I'm professionally in this for the money, and once I'm financially independent I'm going to seriously consider retiring from IT and tending to a garden or some shit.
>>106456270And how could I have forgot: while you're busy leveraging AI, the AI companies are leveraging you. Microsoft and the rest of them will one day reach out to your boss and explain they've reviewed all of your work and found that it was more or less Microsoft that did it, and that they can go on doing it at a fraction of your salary. They'll replace you, and your job of being a AI prompter is something a jeet can do all the way from India, if they don't already have AI prompting other AIs. So congrats, the skill set you've dedicated years into becoming a professional at is no longer capable of putting food on your table and paying your bills. Slow clap from the soup lines.
>>106455720Yes. Asking for promotion or pay raise is a concern to the business, and if they're a shitty business then they use that as a red flag to indicate it maybe time to replace you with someone new.Having a new job lined up means that when you go in there asking for the promotion or pay raise and they refuse to give it you, then you have the option to quit on the spot.
>>106456137thats not audio thats dots and dashes. stfu retar
I envy Video game developers. They have the coolest job.
>>106457108they work like 60+ hours a week and get underpaid. it's a shit gig.
>>106453363>chatgpt marketing memesyou are definitely on the right side of the bell curve saar!
i'm on vacation rn and i think i might just walk into the ocean instead of going back home to my life/job
>>106453391Plant oils are better for you uncooked, animal fats are better for you cooked.
>>106456091yes, but only if you supplement it with building a time machine back to 2022 or 2018
where the FUCK did the long weekend go
It was a good day without mutts.
I just came inside a tinder date without birth control. How fucked am I?
>>106458484You are fucked
telling skip level im quitting tomorrow. manager started 2 weeks ago i dont have a rapport with him yet.how much do I say? i kinda wanna see their reaction before commiting to more than 2 weeks notice. I wouldnt mind working 4 more if theyre nice.t. starting faang job in november and have to relocate
WHY THE HELL DID TRUMP JUST APPROVE ANOTHER 120,000 INDIAN H1B'S FOR 2026????WHEN AMERICAN TECH EMPLOYMENT IS AT ALL TIME LOWS????
THE SAARS WILL STEAL MY JOBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have to work with pakistani on updating some website. It's rendered server side, so I work on the backend and the server style syntax and he works on css. And some of the questions and requests I get are incredibly retarded.Like "the testing server isn't working". The error message points to a specific file. My response, "oh, you deleted this entire file".Basically he breaks something server side, doesn't try to figure out why it's broken, accuses me of breaking it. I tell exactly what he broke. He fixes it. And this loop happened several times already.Also his latest request that I thought was retarded included an em dash, so I'm not even talking to a human.
>>106457850Do you have savings or are you another normalfag living paycheck to paycheck on a high salary?Just hang in there until you can semi-retire with your savings.
>>106459437i have savings but is it ever enough?
>>106459437>charity>18000Really nigga
>>106459437Remove charity and pay off debts and the finances would look alot better. Also they are buying some high end clothing almost 10k a year fucking hell.
Anyone here that transitioned out of SWE into an cybersecurity or devOps/architecture role?I've been coasting for the past 5 years in a dead-end IAM Operations position, the only programming I've been able to do on the job is some python scripting and spreadsheet management with Pandas. I like programming but I think I've romanticized working as a developer, and perhaps would find it better to just do it as a hobby and to support any other role that I may have. I am now trying to transition to a different role, I'm thinking about going deeper into Cybersec, aiming to something like a Security Engineer or a DevSecOps role, but I still have this nagging feeling that I had when I was a kid of working as a developer. Anyone have some perspective on SWE? Do you like it? Do you think it's fulfilling and worth perusing? Are most SWE jobs trying to decipher spaghetti code and/or building the same enterprise applications?Like, I like programming, I'm reading a book right now on implementing a tree-walking-interpreter and then a VM, I think it's fucking cool to build stuff like that and understand how shit really works under the hood, but I'm assuming most generic SWE jobs don't have you working on cool shit unless you have years of experience and are able to specialize in a niche filed like computer vision or whatever the fuck.
>>106455720Bumping this question
>>106459937yes there is truth to itif you were going to be promoted you would be, if you have to ask you're more valuable staying where you are at the price they're payingMBAs teach that additional compensation is not the way, instead you should be given growth opps with clear paths to advance and if you don't have that then gg
>>106455720>>106459937If you're already well-compensated and there are reasons as to why you would want to stay at that job, either because the role you're currently performing is a good stepping-stone in your career, or you just plainly love what the fuck you're doing, schedule, work-life balance, etc, then you might consider asking for a raise. But in general, for whatever fucking reason, the budget companies have for new hires dwarfs what they have for salary increases. Even if you get promoted to a higher-level role, you will almost never get a salary increase to match the current market-rate. Also, depending on where you are and the amount of bureaucratic red-tape fuckery involved, you might be waiting a fucking year or more for your raise after you've asked for it. If your primary goal is to earn more, switching jobs is the better option.
>>106459437>1.5mill homeLOL, fucking massive massive massive massive massive retards. Bet you the wife needed that shit.>three vacations a yearWoman shit.>10,000 dollars a year in new clotheswhat the flying fuckDrop the vacations and new clothes and nuke the college deb, how much do they fucking owe a year after paying 32k a fucking year dude, that should be gone in 2 years...
>>106460046500k a year so likely doctors which means college debt is between 300-600k but that includes medical school, dorms, rent, other expenses rolled in.
>>106460031>instead you should be given growth oppsOk assuming I'm on a growth path (I would presume) because I'm taking more responsibilities, and doing more high level stuff - will I get promoted soon or do I still have to ask for it?
>>106460213of course you have to ask for it anon, ideally you should tell your boss to eat dicks and not take on additional work if you don't get promoted _first_. They will try to nickel and dime you for as long as possible and extract every possible drop of unpaid work they can.
>>106459720In most SWE jobs, especially if you have tons of experience, you don't get to write cool code to do cool shit. You're probably placed in a glorified "architect" role where all you do is attend meetings to decipher whatever the fuck management and business people want and then tell other code monkeys what to implement. >I like programming but I think I've romanticized working as a developerI think we all did anon, we probably grew up with the idea of the underground hacker doing magic in a cool tech cave filled to the brim with gadgets - granted, you can do cool shit to aim for a feeling similar to that, but it will most definitely not be in a corpo environment. Another anon gave me a similar suggestion some time ago, but realistically the best you can do is not care about your job, do just enough to not get fired, and use the money you have to do cool shit that you like.
>>106448125I finished the pr super quick and now I question why do senior devs think juniors are retarded? Time to play mgs delta on company time I guess or maybe tackle another issue I wasn't assigned.
start doing this
>>106460902…why?
>>106448125The technical drawing doesn't make sense. That irks me.
>>106460085>500-600k of debtHoly shit, medbros is this true?!
>>106461134to punish yourself
How do I find the 'hidden' job market? I've in the past just gone on Google maps and searched tech companies and emailed my CV, but not getting much back from that this year. And besides, I'm looking for remote roles.What other avenues exist?
AWS CloudTrail logs has created millions of files in the logs bucket. How the fuck do I delete these? I can't bother to setup aws cli because this is the only time I would use aws cli. I tried "empty" button in S3 UI but it's so fucking slow it's going to take hours if not a day.
>>106461736I did some research and this is the way to go? But will there be expenses? I'm scared anons, fuck AWS fuck Amazon fuck Cloud fuck this shit.
>>106461812Well I applied the rule, it should not cause any charges but applying this to over million objects is scary as fuck.
please do review my cv and do recommend me how to get job in germany. i do need visa and i speak english. how do i get job in germany?
>>106461874You stay in your shithole country.
>>106461874that's not you
>junior creates a PR to add a new mobile variant of a UI component>"I've made sure that the existing variants still work when adding this new one">decide to quickly double check during review>turns out every existing variant of the UI component is completely broken and only the new mobile variant works correctly now>senior asks in group chat if anyone else is experiencing build errors>another senior replies that everything is working fine on his machine>senior 1 asks which version of Node.js senior 2 is using>senior 2 states he's using an old version>senior 1 states he used a newer version which didn't work but after updating to the latest version everything was fine>none of the versions mentioned by both seniors match the .nvmrc file in our project root that specifies the exact Node.js version we use in production>get DM'd by a senior I've never worked with before about an issue he's having with a library my team maintains>push a fix for the issue>verify it works on my machine>inform senior>he replies that he's still having the issue>I have to tell him to restart his IDEAll from a single morning. Frontend "developers" are the biggest fucking clowns in this industry.
>>106460902I dont understand why you keep posting this. american cheese is gross but this is probably the least offensive tiktok ever uploaded and melted cheese or cream sauce on steamed broccoli is very normal. the silly dance he does is no more cringe than any other content on that site, and isnt cringe at all if you're old enough to remember Emril Lagasse's "Bam!" schtick
>>106460902average 20 years old english lad
I will unironically send 10 euros to any anon who can provide me with a full az104 dumps pdfhelp a nigga out I failed it once already
>>106456270>The work is why you're there and that's why you're paid, so if you do it in half the time thanks to AI then you get half the paySome of us are salaried professionals, not hourly wagies
>>106462467Learn AWS/GCP instead
>>106462577I already have both aws pro certsI have az400, I need to complete fucking 104 for the certdogshit company
>>106461237It's certainly possible>4 years of undergrad >4 years of med school>5-7 years of residency>(Optional) 1 year of fellowshipt. dad is a surgeon, told me never to become a doctor
>staycation because I had a bunch of emergency expenses for the past few months>playing games that are on my backlog>realize I'm doing the exact same shit when I'm WFH except now instead of looking at my emails every once in a while, I'm constantly worried about what retarded stuff I have to run back into once I'm backpain. I'd think about doing a 3-4 day trip or something but feels a little too late to plan it out.
>>106462560Not really that different since you'll be given twice the work.
>>106462560FILL IN YOUR TIME CARD PSEUDOWAGIE!!!>>106461478you have to use tor
>>106462868I have never had to fill in a time card except for when I was an intern (when I was a literal hourly wagie)I'm paid to write software and my bosses are completely fine with me leaving the office at 3 if I've got nothing left to do.
What the fuck actually determines whether you're automatically set "online" in teams? I've tried autoplay videos, I've tried literally manually jiggling my mouse, I've even tried ACTUALLY WORKING and it just randomly flip flops between online and away
My manager's tech skills are pitiful. He doesn't know about SQL injection, he doesn't know to use functions, he doesn't know AI slop is slop. I'm always teaching him shit with no reciprocity in "knowledge" sharing. And he's been fucking around with queries for over 5 years.His soft skills are underdeveloped too, as no one ever laughs at his lame jokes. His typing is slop to read - misspellings, out of context, redundancies.Overall, it's demeaning to be his subordinate, when I'm technically and socially (and physically) superior. I eclipse his existence.I don't care for the industry I work in. It's vain. But I have a new goal to squash out this unskilled, dyslexic, obese brown noser.Watch out, I'm coming for your job, sloppy faggot!
>>106448238>Transmitting data over audio spectrum.Growing up we had this remote controlled waiter robot that you could program with cassette tapes and the cassette reader translated frequencies into actions like moving forward/backward so its definitely doable
Why are you still in tech instead of disrupting the billions per year soup and beer industry?https://www.fooddive.com/news/campbells-and-pabst-blue-ribbon-launch-beer-inflused-soups/757926/
>>106462617What is the purpose of requiring a regular bachelors before you can go to med school?
>>106463236>>106448238Bangai-O Spirits does this too. When you make a custom level you transmit it by using the DS's speakers, and the import function uses the DS's mic. It's completely audible and sounds mostly like grinding gears, and has good enough error handling that the most common way to transmit levels is people recording their DS speakers like fucking animals, emailing the audio file, then playing it back off your PC's speakers like a cretin because the DS used a proprietary mic jack and they never released a line in device.So even if you want to meme out about "reee modems turn it into electricals its not audio!!!" theres examples of direct transmission of bits and bytes via mechanical wave audio already out there (and they are usually really slow and it's kinda annoying for obvious reasons of having to listen to BRRREHGGGGRRRR CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK WHRRRGRRRERRRRRRR to get anything done)
>>106463062sometimes this exact same train of thought comes to mind, but then i think, do i really want to waste time by not working on my technical skills?
>>106463268Because med school is selective and they're not going to let somebody in who just went to high school. Also the MCAT requires college-level understanding of biology and chemistry>>106463323Technical skills have diminishing returns and will probably become less important as AI coding tools continue to improve. Meanwhile leadership skills will always be important.
>>106463245putting a little bit of actually good beer in soup or stew is actually a pro move but pabst is flavorless corn water so idk if it would help
>>106460406>do I have to ask for a raise?>no, assuming you get growth opportunities>ok I'm getting growth opportunities and more responsibilities, what now>of course you have to ask for a raise dummyCan you retards be at least consistent?
>>106463391>>106460406if you dont work somewhere where raises are part of policy you are never going to get one. this is why "up or out" job hopping exists
>>106463404How long would you stay at a company if you got promoted to senior, but the level above senior (staff) is almost impossible to reach unless you've spent a decade or more at the company?
>>106463458I'm in the same boat. I'm senior, been and the company for about a year now and doing quite a bit more than the other seniors. But the other senior guy who's on the same level and with the same responsibilities as me got promoted to staff only after like 3 years.
>>106462951I wrote a powershell script that presses f15 every 59 seconds and my teams stays whatever color I choose
>>106463458if they pay me more than i spend i would stay there until i retire. but i have a risk-adverse and nesting personality
>>106463340>Technical skills have diminishing returns and will probably become less important as AI coding tools continue to improve. Meanwhile leadership skills will always be important.i don't disagree with this, but it's easier to bullshit "leadership skills" than technical skillsof course, if you've been an ic for 4 or 5 years, it's a good idea to start pivoting to managerial roles
>sign into teams for a meeting>boss music begins to play>manager is blasting the demi-fiend theme from Persona 5 while we wait for the other participantsbased taste but what the fuck man.
>hate my current job>Too good at it to want to leave>This division might get axed by our parent company>Interviewing at other companies>They want me to do twice the work for a fraction of the payCan we please lower interest rates again so everyone can go back to printing money instead of putting the squeeze on eng? I'm just happy the ai bubble is about to pop. How long before they realize outsourcing to Mumbai with a copilot subscription isn't an infinite money hack?
>>106463639>posts these article screenshots>wants LOWER interest ratesOn a scale from 1 to 10, how retarded are you?
Hello boom boom, the fact that you still work at this company means you’re a pathetic wagie just like anyone else. Lower your tone when speaking to me, I don’t care that you got some broad whore pregnant when you were young. You aren’t a sage not even close.
>>106463658Depends, are we talking /g/ retarded?
I’M LIVIN LIKE JESUS PRAISE ISRAEL!!!
>>106463340>AI coding tools continue to improveI'm in a strong nihilist position in regards to them. They don't apply the finesse, or the insights a talented human does.>>106463323How would you oust your manager? Airing their dirty laundry (technical fuckups like taking down prod) seems tacky and can easily make yourself a target for others.
>>106463639>How long before they realize outsourcing to Mumbai with a copilot subscription isn't an infinite money hack?it will probably take decades for these big tech companies to see any serious decline. they have tons of exclusive contracts, a lot of which are with government. and most of their money is probably made on a few legacy products and services that is easy to maintain.they arent even outsourcing either, 40% of software engineering jobs in the US are held by immigrants. that was in 2019, its probably much higher now.https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/foreign-born-stem-workers-united-states#:~:text=In%202019%2C%20there%20were%20647%2C000,and%20math%20category%20in%202019kicking the can down the road is standard US policy for any ticking timebomb issue. so nothing will change.think about how stupid the shit is now: software continuously gets worse, theres massive security issues and data breaches every couiple of months, hospitals are constantly getting hacked and leaking peoples records, airplanes fall out of the sky, firearms go off randomly in holsters. none of it makes a difference companies are always going to cut as many corners and make it a race to the bottom.just kidding we just need up the h1b so that 80% of all software engineers are 85 iq indians. when we do that we will finally have a hard working, talented work force handling infrastructure.
>>106463658>We can either have more interest rates with all of the jobs outsourced >Or we can have high interest rates where nobody hires Shalom
>>106451965django is far clumsier than rails
>>106463870Do you retard even understand what interest rates are?Unless you're a gigacorpo CEO or some major entrepreneur (you obviously aren't), low interest rates are not in your interest WHATSOEVER
>>106463997Low interest rates means companies can expand and grow at lower costs which means they're less likely to look for cost cutting measures in engineering. Why do you need the rates high?
>>106464008>which means they're less likely to look for cost cutting measures in engineeringDon't overdose on copium buddy
>>106463997But the orange man said they're good!!
>>106464008not only is software not engineering and never will be but just because a business can save money in one area doesn't mean they'll stop trying in others. You are getting replaced by an AI. Two more weeks until AGI!
>>106464030I've worked for nearly 15 years now so I've seen the cycle at least once already plus prior in the early 2000s with family that worked in tech. Bubbles inflate, they out source, the bubble burst and they lay off, then they try to coast until they realize they need to innovate and so they hire first worlders again.
>>106464059Gpt5 was worse than 4. I'll be fine.
>>106464075@Grok is this true? Is this man safe from Copilot and Claude?
>>106464084>This tech support retard thinks project managers are gonna vibe code their blank tickets with no acceptance criteria into a solution>He thinks an outsources dev team in Bangalore will suddenly produce quality with a copilot subscriptionI await the dumpster fire.
>>106464108>I await the dumpster fire.We're already there and it didn't take AI to do it. Software has been 99% trash for like 20 years. The only truly safe people are those who touch hardware aka tech support retards (emplacada los galleria del server)
>>106464134>Tech support touches hardwareHave you remembered to turn the chat bot on and off?
>>106464144the server room the Local LLM runs in is currently flooded and we are operating the shop-vac as fast as we can please understand
>>106464218The vast majority of software companies do not do onprem anymore so unless you're working at a server farm for AWS you're just a larping retard.
>>106464245governments and defense companies (the only people still hiring non-jeets) do on-prem
>>106464254>GovernmentBut I like money
>>106464334work outside the US and the government actually pays pretty decently. you won't be turbo-rich but the idea is to engage in insider trading and/or accept bribes and then not deliver on them despite having received your "free" yacht from a contractor
>>106453363Yeah, and everyone else is sick of you aijeets and shartup owners constantly advertising and acting like your cleverbot knockoffs are any good because we're not retarded investors who don't know anything about the tech. We know it's dogshit and nobody wants it.
>>106464334You're the type that thinks 140k is shit pay.
I never post in this general tho its 100% dedicated for people like me. When I have a job Im constantly on a coffeine high, chasing the deadlines, and Im generally moody. Dont have time for you dalits. And when Im unemployed, I am ASHAMED to be here, like, somebody gonna point fingers at me and say "you dont belong here, burned out zillennial". Hence Im never posting here. Also, I got a job after 6 long months of searching. uTWG? Couldnt be me
>>106464380It is shit pay though.
>>106464380Compared to some civilian jobs it really is anon. You are trading pay for consistency, and other benefits.
>>106462091>melted cheese or cream sauce on steamed broccoli is very normaldo you know how I know you are an american?
>>106464431lil bro hasn't enjoyed the simple pleasure of a nice hot cup of Cream of Broccoli soup
>>106462062>All from a single morning. Frontend "developers" are the biggest fucking clowns in this industry.think of it differently - its so easy to maintain a sort of professional facade behing all the node.js nvm problems, and still do jackshit at work
>>106464382Grats anon.Ignore the inner demons.WAGMI.
>>106459689>Remove charity and pay off debts and the finances would look alot better. Also they are buying some high end clothing almost 10k a year fucking hell.Im still using t-shirts from when I was a teenager, 20 years ago. What should a grown man wear, give the fact Im a manlet and kinda stocky?
>>106456270>If it speeds up your workflow then that's good for whoever you're working for more than for you.I got kicked out cuz everybody else was lowkey using it, which was against the company's policy. I guess efficiency is more important than safety
>>106464452thanks mate, cheers
Just registered for a Defense Tech conference and intend on actually going this time. What am I in for?
>railed people into meetings>pushed things into prod>educated codemonkeys and fixed their code>everyone clappedFor them it was the most special day in their lives, for me it was just Tuesday. I just want to go sleep.>>106460902He obviously got burnt the moment he closed his mouth. Esophageal cancer is not worth making a video.>>106452317I got a physical csg clock that adds 1 minute every few days, that's what saved me, because I have it set as a backup.
>>106464380It unironically is. My current role is 190k plus bonus stock and other benefits like education stipends, full health care coverage, 6% 401k matching, and just a general wellness benefit I can spend on whatever. Not to mention the free shit they hand out in the office. Taking 140k to work for some government shit shack serving Folgers instant coffee would be terrible.
>>106464467Well fitting button down shirts, polo's and nice chino pants. It gives a preppy/posh look but so long as it's not tight fitting anyone can look good in it. More casual you wear plain polo's and jeans.
>>106464739>Well fitting button down shirts, polo's and nice chino pants. It gives a preppy/posh look but so long as it's not tight fitting anyone can look good in it.I know that look, I wanna look just like that. Problem is, Im fat, and no I cant lose more weight
>>106464467In addition if you want to be cheap with clothing but wasn't some higher quality clothing then consider buying Uniqlo. Pretty nice colors, solid polo's, not enough variety for button downs however but generally 30$ is considered mid range for mens clothing. There T-shirts are great but if you want more fitness related clothing then consider Soffee, some of it is made in america, look for ringspun cotton shirts that they have and i promise you will never see a wrinkle on them ever. Wear shirts with graphics or words on them looks bad.
>>106464509OLD MEN>>106464467>>106464763standard IT bro costume is a polo and chinos or jeans, maybe a hawaiian shirt if you're feeling saucy. outerwear vests came back too so a puffy ski jacket type or maybe a fleece vest if you need extra pocketsif you're a techbro then it's full business suit all the time for maximum MBA larpif you're fat either way just buy fitting clothes, you cant fix being fat with fashion you just have to admit you are a big boi and work around it>>106464785>just import le japanese meme clothing lolnigga just go to the damn thrift shop.
>>106464362I went from making 200k => 280k just by leveraging Gemini and Claude to mog all my peers, stay mad
>>106464763suck it up and buy larger clothing. Its not the end of the world if you cannot tuck in your shirts.
>>106464620>I have a literal 5% of population salary, let me tell you about what jobs are shit pay and which aren't
>>106464838Welcome to the big boy leagues. We're not competing against retarded normalfags who dropped out of high school.
>>106464838>>106449109
If you don't make at least 1MM TC you are a poorfag !
>>106463268Its a weed out like most degrees are for jobs. If you can't get a 3.6 GPA or higher in a pre-med/biology bachelors degree program then your chances of covering & passing the same topics again in the MCAT with more depth is extremely low. More than 80% of the students in college do not elect to do the MCAT or if they do pass do not go to med school.
>>106464509Nice, what kind of defense sector? I've been growing increasingly interested in Tactical Operation Centers, IoMT and drone defense.
>>106464927All of them. It's a trade show. >Tactical Operation CentersI still wonder why (((THEY))) dont just outfit a 10ft box with the normal comms/taclink stuff they plonk on the actual fighting vehicles. >nooo we need the heckin AI powered palantir half-track!!!to get BTFO by sandniggers with baofengs yet again?
>>106464838You're in /twg/ and surprised that people make good money here? Not all of us are Eastern Europoors or jeets.
>>106465046You guys sure whine a lot for having such good salaries
>>106465080>>106465046If I made 200k per year and had to pay as little taxes as amerifats, I would've retired by 35
>>106465090You wouldn't have since you'd be paying awful Bay Area prices.
>>106465101>you HAVE to live in the Bay AreaStfu entitled cunt
>>106465108Exactly how long of a commute are you putting yourself up for?
>>106465080Before they outsourced we had good salaries AND work life balance. Part of living in the first world is not settling for squalor.
>been working as frontend dev here for almost 6 years>extremely burned out>got an email yesterday from linkedin>100% remote position for a company in Switzerland using vanilla JSI have zero motivation desu but I should probably go for it if the salary is good.
>>106465090That is not the reality when you account for cost of living.
>>106465101>>10646510810 seconds on craigslisthttps://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/d/san-francisco-great-location-furnished/7877872321.html1500 bux, furnished
>>106465142In their defense I probably could retire right now at 35, but just not in America.
>>106465146>If you are interested, reply to this posting with a snippet about yourself or your Linkedin link..Have fun applying to this apartment, I guess.
>>106465146>1500 for a 500sqft shit shack >High crime soma areaYeah no thanks. I don't know why people live in San Francisco. There are reach jobs outside of California you know.
>>106465146>$1,550.00, Move in requirement is first month advance rent, one-month deposit, and a $ 10 key deposit. Total move in cost is $3,010.00.At least you'll have a landlord that can't do math.
>>106464785>Wear shirts with graphics or words on them looks bad.does it? I thought they look cool
>>106465148At that point you have to define what retirement means to you. FIRE is financial independent retire early. Most people are just dropping the RE part of it since they invested their time in making more money & having that money invested to make them more money. Why would you retire out of a well paying job if you are going to live off of packing peanuts for the next 60 years anyways.
>>106465204Unless its a band shirt anon graphics/words on a shirt looks like shit. Band shirts get a major pass most of the time.
R8 my fit M8's
>>106465193>>106465183i posted the wrong link but have since closed the tab. have this instead as an apologizehttps://clickhole.com/inspiring-your-airbnb-host-managed-to-own-a-beautiful-property-even-though-she-seems-functionally-illiterate-when-messaging-you/
>>106465228all IT guys who arent furries look like this (and some of the ones that are furries too)
TIL that most american workers use something called "Earned Wage Access" apps that give you money now in exchange for an extra fee later, and also they ask you to tip? Do american workers really?
>>106465241Yes, how do you think we dress?I'm unironically curious. It's probably wrong, because the main part of my job is business, I bully code monkeys because I can fit that into schedule.
>>106465262Payday loans are for poorfags, I don't think you'll find tech workers using them.
>>106465262I find the whole American payday system completely nuts. It seems like they have zero money management abilities. Unless your job isn't paying a living wage, you should be able to get paid on a monthly cycle and not have issues. And yet it seems that they're all paid every two weeks and can't even deal with that.I've heard that construction workers here get paid on a two-week cycle too since they're also shit with money. Pretty much everyone else gets paid monthly.
>>106465142>That is not the reality when you account for cost of livingLiterally wrong, you just want le ebin big city life or le ebin gated community life
>>106465284Woah woah woay, nobody said anything about loans. This is earned wage access, so you're not borrowing money for an interest rate. Instead, you're tapping into your future income and paying a small fee for doing so. Nobody's loaning or borrowing, so you don't have to worry about crazy things like "APR", which isn't even a real word.
>>106465262I promise you it's not most americans. I can see a large percentage like 5% but its gotta be bullshit metrics they use to make it seem like most. Credit cards, heloc's and 401k loans are far more common. Even so that is skewed since alot of people like myself pay off their credit cards the next day or the full balance before interest rate hits, so we can get cash back incentives. Average american either has a house debt or multiple car loan debts. Some of these car loans are even 0% for 24 months.
>>106465312Living in the ghetto an hour away from work is a personal decision anon. Just gotta stay strapped up in those areas.
>>106465339>in the ghettoOnce again you can't literally imagine anything other than le ebin big city lifeWhich is kinda ironic given how carbrained Amerfats are
i NEED to get out of the nyc areawhere the fuck do i gowhy did boomers ruin remote work forever fuck FUCK
>>106465350Most of the ooga booga's are in the city you have no idea how bad it is in some parts of the big city. If i could work in the middle of nowhere on tech wages then i would to avoid criminal minded brown people.
>>106465361>If i could work in the middle of nowhere on tech wagesYou can
>>106465302I dunno if it's a westoid thing or a global thing, but I see this in Canada now. Everybody, regardless of age, from literal boomer to 19 year old zoomer, is suddenly bitching and moaning about pay periods longer than a week. I've heard of people outright refusing very high paying jobs in tradie stuff because they don't pay literally daily. Even at my new job, the HR people got all sheepish about telling me that it's two-week pay periods where I get paid for the week before those two but not the current one, as if that hadn't been utterly standard for like a hundred years. What in the protestant FUCK is happening with normies' finances? Even if you're up to your eyeballs in debt, debt is usually called in monthly. If it's the same amount of money in the end, why do you NEEEEEEED a little of it every day instead of a lump sum after two weeks? A month I can see getting annoying if it's out of phase with the payments you have to make but how is bi-weekly not quick enough for normies?>>106465321Do you tip your loan shark app?>>106465329I thought HELOCs were almost dead because they ran out of boomers to bully into "Reverse Mortgages"?
>>106465339What city, jew york?
>>106465389>I dunno if it's a westoid thing or a global thing, but I see this in Canada nowIt's an Anglo thing, as always. Here in Europe monthly wages are the gold standard and any pay frequency other than monthly is weird as fuck
>>106465389>A month I can see getting annoying if it's out of phase with the paymentsI don't see what the issue is. My mortgage is monthly, my credit card is monthly, my utilities are monthly (except electricity is every two months now, I believe). What payments are you even having out of phase?You should be able to handle a monthly salary payment if you have even a modicum of financial planning ability.
>>106465389>westoid thing or a global thing, but I see this in Canada nowMighty American of you to think that a practice in the US and Canada is either what the entire west is doing or what the entire globe is doing. You should really be the 51st state.
>>106465389You can do short term helocs as high as 100k on the equity of your house. Its somewhat good since the interest rates are lower but better than a refinance since you are not resetting your household loan equity/interest rates for that extra cash. I would still recommend not going into more debt but alot of people pay for their kids college degrees that way. Or if they just pay off the house they can pay out of pocket for their kids college anyways.
Picrelated is like 3 hours away from SF so perfect for a hybridwagie job, and would take 5 years of saving up on your cushy 200k salaries, and that's assuming you have ridiculously high expenses.Americans have NO excuses
>>106465283>>106465228I rock the untucked short sleeve collared shirt and cargo/work pants. hate jeans, hate polos, and wearing only a t-shirt for a top makes me feel naked. I should probably buy a proper business suit now that I'm getting actual wages though. And I wish I could rock some overcomplicated techwear fits but I'm a big fat mutt and not a qt chinese animal person so it would look bad
>>106465489I recognize that house.
>>106465489>3 hours away from SF so perfect for a hybridwagie jobGreat, only 18 hours of commuting each week.
>>106465420I meant something like if all your payments are due on the 1st, but you get paid "The First Monday Of Each Month" and Monday is on the 3rd or some shit.If you're not a total moron it's not a problem but many amerimutts live paycheck to paycheck and/or are morons. So I could see a situation arising where someone is at "zero" debt but also zero money, but then they get paid on the 3rd with recurring payments due on the 1st and thus have two days of wondering if they're going to get evicted or have their phone cut off or their leased car towed away or something.
>>106465146>>106465183>>106465193yikes
>>106465508>too retarded to understand hybridFine, here's a house that's closer, and right at the fucking ocean.3 times cheaper too.I repeat: amerifats have ZERO (0) excuses
>>106465433America should be the 11th province (territories are not provinces)
>>106465534If you're living paycheck to paycheck, there's no pay schedule that can fix that, since it means that you have unbalanced income and expenses.
>>106465534Paycheck to paycheck is a meme. Same goes with 500$ in savings accounts. Its not that bad. Everyone can save money in the US if you cut back spending money on bullshit for a few months you should at the minimum have 5k in your savings. These people choose to live this way. It's not the case for expenses like rent/utilities/food/gas/car, ect.
>>106465542>>too retarded to understand hybridI think you're too retarded to do math if you think that's not hybrid.
>>106465556Office 3 times a week it's not hybrid, its "I got duped by my employer and have to cope"Anything above 1-2 a week is not hybrid
>>106465542>too retarded to understand hybridSeems like he understood it fine to me
>10k PER MONTHhttps://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/d/san-francisco-luxury-nob-hill-bedroom/7877800865.htmlwhat the FUHCKbut its ok i found a 1550/mo studio that is apparently LITERALLY in the bayhttps://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/d/san-francisco-spacious-studio/7876563757.html
>>106465569Office three times a week is the most typical hybrid setup I see on the job market.
>>106465569>Office 3 times a week it's not hybridIt's by far the most common hybrid schedule>its "I got duped by my employer and have to cope"Yes, that's what hybrid is. Cope for non-remotes.
>>106465586>>106465590Damn, TIL Americans even have a different, shittier definition of hybrid
>>106465599Who said I'm American?
>>106465549>>106465554true but that covers the "and/or are morons" case and that being paid daily will not fix that they simply don't have the income to support their lifestyle. I only said that a monthly period might be merely "annoying".Even myself, not being a moron, if I got paid monthly it'd be fine, but I'd definitely not feel great about it and prefer the classic "every two weeks, on the 15th and last of the month wherever they fall, actually getting the money in your account depending on whether your bank processes transactions that day or not"
>>106465228Pretty good.Rate my summer fit.
>>106465601I've never seen anything like 3 days a week being called hybrid, so you're clearly American/canadian
>>106465626So you're a citizen of every country except the US and Canada?
>cargo pantsgiga-ick'
>>106465645>function is not more important than formEither woman or fag
>>106465612lots of snag hazards, dont like
>>106465611>if I got paid monthly it'd be fine, but I'd definitely not feel great about itI still don't understand this feeling. Especially if you're a tech worker, meaning you get paid more than most of the people where you live, and shouldn't have any struggles paying for necessities.I got paid on the 15th, mortgage was on the 16th, credit card was like on the 23rd and utilities on the 3rd. You just get paid when you get paid and you use that to cover all of your expenses for the next month.
>>106465635No I'm European obviously, everything else is irrelevant when it comes to tech
>>106465262The normie wage slaves maybe. Not people working tech.
Why don't graphic programmers get paid that much?
>>106465651there's no "function" which requires a shitton of pockets
>>106465626NTA, but we had hybrid in poland set as 1 day per week, and now they are trying to push for 2-3 days a week even
>>106464134I hate how true your pic is. Where did things go so wrong?
>>106465684See exactly what I mean. Hybrid is 1 per week for you, and now they're trying to bullshit you. Exactly what I mean
>>106465659Good on you, keeping up with the job trends of 40+ countries.
>>106465655Mostly because I try to live below my means and consistently put money away. Those extra two weeks are two days The Market isn't handing me free money>>106465667GPUs are now for AI, vidya slop rendering pipelines are now just AI, and offline rendering doesn't matter because the tech is good enough that how 3d movies look is more of an artistic concern at this point
>>10646569764 bit memory addressing, probably
>>106465706How much do you save per month?
>>106465706>Those extra two weeks are two days The Market isn't handing me free moneyHuh?
>>106465720I used to put over a thousand or more a month away but coof made everything expensive so I can only afford like a couple hundred bucks now. In less than 5 years my rent went from 700$ to 2000$. bring back rent control and right-to-renew>>106465721I have a "high" interest savings account that is basically just a mutual fund tagged so I don't pay taxes on it. it doesn't accumulate much but it's better than a normal savings account.
>>106465752It still doesn't explain how a monthly payment is worse than biweekly payment.
>>106465752>I used to put over a thousand or more a month awayAnd this is on a 150k+ salary? What the actual fuck
>teamlead that doesn't have time to do anything and knows nothing about anything is supposed to work out items to be picked up by the development team>architect does not have time to do anything either and is also supposed to work out items>I am always ignored and kept out of any meetings and email exchanges and I know I am in the end supposed to work everything outHow do I tell them politely to fuck off when they will inevitable ask me?[spoiler] Btw linkedin fucking sucks and indeed is only slightly better for finding jobs [/spoiler]
>>106465752>I used to put over a thousand or more a month away>I can only afford like a couple hundred bucks nowMy take-home pay was 4000€ (monthly) and most months I managed to save up over 2000€.I really hope you weren't paid six figures.
>>106465764Because it's a mutual fund and "interest" is actually just market valuation of stonks therein, I can "make money" over the two weeks. I don't feel like doing math for compound interest and stuff so let's just assume something fucking moons on the 17th and I couldn't 10x 1.5 months pay instead of just 1 months pay.>>106465781i made way less than that lol, more like 60k>>106465805linkedin is useless as a job finding platform. even before jeets and ai and shit it was really bad and the tools for both recruiters and searchers were awful, and everyone just used Monster instead. linkedin is for stalking HR people to approach them directly
>>106465856>>106465781He needed all the extra money to Klarna Ubers for his avocado toasted burrito.
>>106465857>I couldn't 10x 1.5 months pay instead of just 1 months pay.So uh, getting paid once a month over getting paid twice a month is bad because you're investing every six-or-so weeks?I really don't understand this line of thought.
>>106465857>60kOh so your a poorfag. Opinions disregarded!
>>106465857Opinion discarded 60k is less than some IT helpdesk guys. You really are making bad points all around.
>>106465880I did say it would be only "annoying" and not some critical failure. the practical difference would be only a few bucks a month really, probably less than the day-to-day fluctuation of that account, especially with the massively inflated costs of everything meaning I can put even less awaybut yeah basically>monthly bad because i cant daytrade as effectively (i have outsourced my daytrading)I wouldn't turn down a job over the pay being monthly and would probably get used to it fairly quickly
If you're not making at least 500k and paid every 3 days max, you have a shit job and need to get the fuck out of my thread.
>>106464739Cute. What influencer told you that?
If you are penny pinching ramen packets with payday loans i really need you and the furfag to leave the internet and get a real job. Cops make more money than you do.
>>106465952If you were paid on a monthly schedule and your payday was on the 15th, on the 15th of February, you would have two months of your year's salary to invest, since you'd be paid for the whole of January and the whole of February.I don't really see the ineffectiveness of it.
>>106449749I don't get the issue with MSP's. I started in one now worked my way up. Managing a bunch of tards. I feel like it's just a filter for lazy people
>>106466076MSPs are ran by sales dicks who will make whatever promise they need to make in a race to the bottom to win the contract They don't have to keep the promises, you do
>>106466076Hit and miss some pay great but most are there to win contracts and figure everything out after the fact. My MSP has almost no requirements for the job to be completed, so life is easy, our pay is decent compared to what the company pays its own employees.
so... new thread?hopefully one that burgers won't turn into a real state thread?
>>106466017honestly my intuition was that constantly putting in money would be good since the new money in can now grow too, as opposed to not growing while in the employer's hands, but I might be wrong and initial larger investments without extra shots of cash may be better for the final value of the account. idk. it's still non-traditional though and as much as I'll make fun of normies who demand to be paid daily I'd rather be able to say "two more weeks" if/when I run out of ready to use cash
BAKIING BREAD
>>106465976>penny pinching ramen packetsanon its about being "healthy". Healthy is the best. Potatoes and onions? Great stuff, cost nothing, keeps you HEALTHY. Dont like the taste? Fry it a bit, add in anything that is HEALTHY like eggs, which are (usually) cheap in any country. Going below that line is retarded. Goin above that line is allowed if you feel like treating yourself, or if some expensive option is HEALTHY. That how I justify to myself every purchase I have ever made.
>>106466467BREAD Made
>>106465101>>106465118>>106465142I make $200k TC in rural Texas without a commute. Completely remote job. I have no debt other than cars and a mortgage. Now what
wfh -> 3 day hybridno name -> meta140k tc -> 265kwhite manager -> jeetI already signed but was I right?
>>106466878Yes
>after labor day>women still wearing white pants to the office
>>106467191You have a specific day for women to give labor? What a terrible day to wear white too.
>>106465542>>106465489is this the same guy that shills zilow on /biz/ /v/ and /pol/ too?
