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Anyone know of any good gaming laptops for CAD/design work?We've ordered some new Clevos for our design team at work in 2024 and some are experiencing power issues just after a year of useWe've had our colleague's refuse to boot this morning, and had to reboot numerous times for it to recognize the Windows boot partition, which indicates a loose or faulty SSD, or a fault in the OS installationOur company really wants something ≤£2,000 but I need to shill them a good CAD/gaming spec laptop so we can prevent these issues
What would a /g/ anonymous company's product be? What if I made one would you work for me
>>106845753you mean you want billing 2k a piece but vendor is not happy of your ways?
>>106845658Eleven-chan is so cute, but her OS is shit
>>106845873No I mean we're looking for something around/under £2k because my department is cheap
>>106845946Like every other Windows.
>>106845658sexo with windows 11 chan
>>106845961W10 works fine for me
>physintman kojima gets up to some really stupid stuff now that he doesnt have Shijikawa to do actual research and milsim nerdery and tell him he's a big gay idiot wrong baby
>>106845816sex with creatures as a service
>>106845753>which indicates a loose or faulty SSD, or a fault in the OS installationWhy you don't just make the programmers fix it ?
It's another World Lip Service day!!That time of the year when all the companies make feelgud posts about mental elves to make out that they're not the slave driving cunts that they areDoesn't it make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?
>>106845753what are your requirements exactly? Do you want some hw wrapper around a powerful GPU? Why do you need laptop form factor to begin with? Why not a big server with dumb clients?if you are somewhat professional just get a mac/lenovo like a sane company. It's all CAPEX anyway. If you are autists, you can look into Framework laptops for example. If you are really cheap the laptop ff probably does not worth the premium
>>106846347I like Black History Month (2x per year), we are a fully white slav subsidiary on slave wages. I also like the rainbow cupcakes and dancing drag queens in the office during pride month, it really drives our mission home.
>>106846347I jhust had the worst shit of my life.>>106846362because he is larping and is just looking for a gaming laptop rec. actual professional rendering workstations don't use the same GPUs as gaymen >>106846398>he doesnt appreciate free cupcakes
>>106845983saaaaaaaar
>>106846402Just hand me a barrel of HFCS it'll go quicker
>>106846423>saaaaaaaaryes, saarland, germany.
>>106845983W10 is unironically actually good now. shit will be running on this 10 IoT/LTSC forever just like XP still gets found in the wild
tgif am i right fellas
>>106845753Mechanical Engineer here. I do alot of drafting work. Most important thing is probably a 4K display. CAD deals with alot of lines 1px wide. Business laptops come with good graphics cards as well.
How would you even manage this situation?
>>106847078fire him, you are the boss, right anon?
>>106847078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5YUPG3O0A8&t=1597s
>>106846362>it's all capex anywayTrue but we often have to fight with the board when we don't want it coming out of IT's budgetWe get really good deals + warranty on these Clevos, but the fact they're breaking one by one is upsetting the sales and design directorsIt generally just needs to be a run of the mill i7, 30x/40x Nvidia Geforce, 16GB RAM laptop; we install studio drivers when installing W11 on it and I'm going to suggest to my boss that we either order new ones with 32GB of RAM, or keep an eye out and order another 16GB module if they multitask like a couple of my colleagues and shit gets slowThey basically need a mobile workstation where they can plop it down with the client on or off site and start cracking on- I'm completely against laptops for them, but our company's ethic is all about making it more convenient for the customer, which means a lot of site visits>>106846086That's actually my next jobIf my colleague doesn't have a complete power failure over the next few working days, I need to meet them at their showroom and reinstall everything on the new SSD, get licenses moved over (in the hands of the software vendors), and hope for the bestBUT it WOULD be more convenient for them if I got a new laptop ready, let them switch over in their own time, and get the old one back to assess the problem, as their whole department is stacked out for the next couple weeks at least
>>106847078Looks like it's already been managed to me.
>>106846994Aye! We do have a couple 4k displays for some of the senior designers because they work on huge projectsGood shit>>106846402>larping>actual professional rendering workstations don't use the same GPUs as gaymenFuck off back to weddit with your unemployed assI can smell the unfettered ass coming through your postI'm behind on 20+ tickets because I have to pander to retards who can't set their own signatures in Outlook even with CLEAR FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS (WITH SCREENSHOTS)I've been doing 2nd and 3rd line on 1st line wages for 3 years now, and I'm not even guaranteed an easy job switch after getting my sysadmin/security certs, because, even though I've rizzed HR and passed shitty interview tests, I don't live close enough for them to careDismissive faggots like you are the reason IT depts get shit onLet's see you put on a straight face when some retard who still smells like a decomposing shit filled corpse after years of baby wipe "showers" stinks up your open office by coming up to you in the middle of a teams call to spaz out about their headset not working BECAUSE IT WAS SWITCHED OFFI'm somehow constantly praised for how friendly and approachable I am, how I go above and beyond, and all the extra care I take for everyone, despite being SHIT ON, CONSTANTLY, BY RETARDS WHO BREAK THEIR FUCKING LAPTOPS, ON PURPOSE, EXPECTING A NEW ONE, BUT HEYIT'S MEMR. OEM PART WITH THE TOOLKIT WHO HAS TO PUT AWAY ANOTHER 20 MINUTES OF TAKING CARE OF ACTUAL DOWNTIME PROBLEMS TO APPEASE THE RETARDAND THEN THEY FUCKING BREAK THEM AGAIN WITHIN A FEW MONTHSWish I was larping bro! Really wish I was!Anyway break's over and I need to discuss laptop with bossTy everyone
>>106847078become a stalkerthat "ever" is obviously nonsense, she can't guarantee that
>>106847161actual professional rendering workstations don't use the same GPUs as gaymen you larper
fuck it. today i am going to play hooky and do some grocery (liquor and fried snacks) shopping during "work" hours
>>106845658How can Linux even compete? A fat penguin lmao
>>106845658BRATTY OS NEED TPM CORRECTION
>>106847203In all the right places unlike the pedophile's OS needing her TPM and Bitlocker just not to be uooohed
>>106847191based, No one even remembers on Monday humiliation what they did on Friday, weekend is a hard reset for corpo too. Treat yourself to some quality liquor suitable for sipping on the weekend
My boss just praised my work. What do I do?
>>106847285ask for a raise
>>106847285ask for more work
>>106847285Prove him wrong and demand a lower salary
i'm too tired to work today
Is it me or does it seem like Microsoft is actively malicious towards windows users now?
>>106847466? Are you okay sir ?
>>106847466They have been ever since Windows 8
>>106847386This. If you're not actively making your own life harder you're not getting any stronger
>>106847454I've got to do a sexual harassment course so I have to work today
>>106847576A what?
>>106847610he needs to learn sexual harassment
>>106847227I bought Craptain Morgan 100, two Colt 45s, and a box of popcorn >>106847466they're still mad that Windows Mobile never took off and they only sold one(1) Surface Table
A few years ago I started working at a certain fruit company, and last week a colleague of mine who I was very close with went missing. Apparently it was suicide, as told to me by his sister.>fast forward to today>open mail from HR>claims that said colleague moved to another office and is no longer working hereWhy does FAANG baby their employees so much? I legitimately received another e-mail some time ago that opened with a trigger warning.
>>106847805you should reply-all that he's dead with a picture of his grave and a screenshot from the sister's social media
>>106847285inform him that you weren't even trying and that if he wants to see real results you need a budget and a case of Steel Reserve
morning /twg/
>>106847850It's 4pm in here in blighty, can't wait to get finished so I can meet my mates at the pub
>>106847805why would someone with a decent paying job kill themselves?
>>106847850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4TSTw4_2MQ
>>106847885Drugs and fake and gay affection culture (literally)I wouldn't be surprised if the work here was a contributing factor as well. Company culture is all about sucking each other's dick and hush-hushing everything bad. That's why a lot of FAANG companies are all like "come here we have gyms and recreational spaces on our campus," because the work itself is just mentally draining. I'm lucky to be in one of those 'we throw a 300k TC at you for doing nothing' kind of positions, but if I didn't have a hobby on the side that involves near-zero social interaction, I'd go mad here too.
>>106847285He only saw the World Lip Service Day post in this thread, and he's trying to get you to do more work
I got replaced at my non-work work and actually feel a little slighted in retrospect. I wasn't "fired" as such but basically my boss said "well if you work full time elsewhere, I can't use you now." Should I be childish and draft up tl;dr project proposal documents to try to make myself still look involved? I still wanna recycle some unused toughpads/toughbooks into proper tactical larping machines but need either a proper standalone image and the jealously protected List Of Approved Software, or a lawyer>>106847885>>106847928people kill themselves for reasons all the time. maybe he had other shit going on in his life than work, you dont know>Company culture is all about sucking each other's dick and hush-hushing everything bad. join the military then, every other serious talk brief has to work in a few "we're WARFIGHTERS and sometimes PEOPLE GET HURT" somewhere even though 99% of "hard" trades are still office drones, the office just happens to have a missile strapped to it
I was wondering wtf was going on itt. In my country, Mental Health Day is in Janurary and sponsored by Bell (unironically, I've never heard of this kind of thing being in october and general Mental Health Initiatives tend to be in late winter probably because it's when people are most financially constrained and unable to do things that make them happy)
>the furry schizo replied to one of my postsugh
>>106847997My country doesn't have something as incredibly gay as "mental health day" as far as I know. Damn americans trying to fill the void left by religious festivals
>>106845816Longform realistic /d/-tier AI video generation
>>106847964Funnily enough I was in the military before this, but got discharged because they caught me with weed.But honestly, I'm in it for another 5 years at most. I could technically live well off my stock options alone at this point, but a bit of a buffer doesn't hurt.
>>106848088>got discharged because they caught me with weed.lmao
>>106848070Ah yes, the famous religious festival of october 10. Retard.
THE ONLY TEN-SOMETHING I CELEBRATE IS THE 10-99 (vehicle theft in progress)
>>106847959This is actually plausible. What the fuck.
>>106848147Generally on racial/sexuality/wellbeing "holidays" you'll get a lot of that. Is this your first year working?
>>106848070>How dare people be aware of their mental health
>>106845658Cute! How do the other OSes look like?
>>106848166you shouldn't wait for the designated lip service day to be happy mate
>>106848166>>106848202True. We should be madmen every day of the year.
>>106848135I don't think thats what he was getting at. I understood it as there's only a necessity for a mental health day because people cannot congregate for other festivals and either maintain good mental health from that or use the festivities to cry on or shout at someone in charge
>be me>just a guy>simple dev in a simple company>actually get a lot of code out though, pretty I am the best on my team>layoff hits>reorg right after>new PM steps in>he's fucking retarded>friends with upper management too, so no way out>PM simply blocks every attempt the devs have at improving things>explicitly said "do not correct any bug without direct orders from me">takes forever to review things and gives nitpicky responses to everything>nothing gets done, nothing gets deployed>we went from 3 deployments per week to one deployment per monthHow fucked am I? I can't help but think it's joever, I'm sure we will have another layoff and my team will be laid off from shitty metrics.
>>106847285claim it was all chatgpt and you didn't actually do anything.
>>106848526>>explicitly said "do not correct any bug without direct orders from me"Very normal. If something happens without a paper trail, did it really happen? Corporate would say "No, and if it did, we'll have the person responsible killed"
>>106848526>>explicitly said "do not correct any bug without direct orders from me"Just present the bugs to them first, explain that it's srs bznss
>>106847078
Hi anon
>>106848660hello
>>106848660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAbCvF83CWk
it dont matter. none of this matters.
>>106848710
>>106848660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs
>>106847078Name change, new profession, move states, change genders, throw my phone away
>>106848660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Gf6rlBQ-w
>>106845699Wow a DisplayPort killer.HDMI Ultra 96 still winning.
getting lit at 2pm after a 12 day work week and not attending to my personal projects because they manage to be even dumber and more heavily laden with sin of poor engineering than anything i have contact with at "work"
>>106848643I wish it were that easy.The PM is very retarded, I wasn't joking about that. If you go to him and present a technical bug (say, "this is not correctly addressing a null case") he can't understand what the problem is about. Then he de-prioritizes it into "never will be done". I can't even improve logging (and I mean "go to a logger we already have and add an extra variable"). Nothing like this ever gets approved. It's a complete deadlock for developers, except for their "change the color of this button" types of tickets which are pretty pointless.
>>106848919>he can't understand what the problem is aboutYou're probably trying to be too correct (and honest). This is a non-technical person and you basically need to dumb it down to "the program won't work if this isn't fixed" or "we won't be able to maintain the program if this isn't refactored".
>>106848919I am so thankful I don't work in real coooooding and just do IT support. And even then, in a pre-ticket environment. I'm sure some network architect or even just a network chimp instead of network monkey hates me, but "Real" "Tech" seems like a terrible place. comfy printer installing and laptop maintenance and occasional troubleshooting(finding trouble and shooting it) 4 lyfe
>>106848179Look up "OS-tan"
>>106848870I had this exact problem and I "rebooted" a personal project idea 3 times, because I structured it to be autistic to navigate through and I didn't see any closure to the idea, just more and more ideas creeping until I didn't know what I was doing anymore. Each reboot was in a different language too lolOne day, another reboot in another language will happen because I can't escape myself
>>106848957>You're probably trying to be too correct (and honest). This is a non-technical person and you basically need to dumb it down to "the program won't work if this isn't fixed"I'm trying, anon. Trust me. But these are the types of conversations I have: >>106844817.He's not only retarded, he thinks he's brilliant. I give him a watered down, human-level explanation and get a response like "what does this mean technically?", to which I give a technical description, and get a reply like "I don't get why this is important" or the likes. It really is a unique situation, in my 5yoe I've never been under a manager like this. I'm not even sure how he landed his job in the first place, which is even worse - because it points to him being very good friends with upper management. In turn, this points to him being able to blame the devs when the next layoff inevitably comes.
In the devops world nothing fucking works.I'm supposed to do stuff without any experience or knowledge, it feels like gluing things together and hoping it works (inevitably it doesn't work or it breaks soon after).>skill issueI guess so, but I can't learn shit in this environment, products always break and the job market is terrible so I can't even switch it up a bit.Am I supposed to do courses and certifications in my free time? I don't think any certification can prepare you for things acting erratically.Fuck, at least trades probably have predictable tasks and you don't have to pull your hair out figuring out why X isn't working for seemingly no reason when the exact same setup procedure worked last time.What the fuck, I'm retarded and tired. Is it a problem with me or is being a sysadmin in current year really this bad? I wonder if I'm just low IQ, all this tedious work just to get stuff up and running doesn't make sense, it's mindboggling. There's always some obscure error or issue to troubleshoot and that's just the tip of iceberg when you have to design an entire infrastructure architecture alone.How do I become a competent professional and not waste time on bullshit issues? There has to be a better way for doing things.
>>106848965I don't blame yaA friend of mine works IT for a bank and pretty much considers his career done for. He doesn't have a lot of stress, works good hours, [I think] good pay, etc.
>>106848979well, for me, it's building an E-Bike and I already dropped money on a hub with wheel rim coming with a manual made of chinese google translate, I can't find any data sheets for anything in the kit, the hub itself is apparently for FWD models since it has nowhere to mount gears, and the battery has the wrong fitting. During my liquor store ruin just today I picked up some bullet connectors from an automotive shop to at least fix the last part, but even then a hub motor with a seven(!) pin connection to make my canadian tire special into a front-wheel-drive motorcycle with an anemic off-brand battery is just not something I want to deal with right now in favor of drinking and crying about the "tech industry" and how it's somehow been stuck in the cold war since 1944
>>106849034>I'm supposed to do stuff without any experience or knowledge, it feels like gluing things together and hoping it worksThat's how all devops are. My understanding is that "senior devops engineers" are people who learned to word things in confusing ways (helped a lot by AWS naming, don't tell me names such as ECS/ECR or SCS/SQS were not chosen to have spoken sentences sound confusing). But still, they don't do much more than gluing things around and hoping for the best.
>>106849065>don't tell me names such as ECS/ECR or SCS/SQS were not chosen to have spoken sentences sound confusingESM is active for Garuda 2
Have any of you ever thought about getting married and having children?
>>106849087No, my ass smells
>>106849087
>>106849087I've been applying, but this is a very hard role to land.
>>106849087what is the use case?
>>106849065>"senior devops engineers" are people who learned to word things in confusing waysYou know I had this experience with an "expert" coworker who was supposed to help me with a specific thing. He gave me a word salad instead of telling me the straight to the point non-bullshit answer. All I got from him was a 2 hours-long meeting with no practical advice. I had to spend days reading on my own just to learn that I simply needed to set up a load balancer with a virtual IP and why it's needed. I believe making up bullshit presented as "consulting" is the reason why seniors get paid.
>>106849131Just because you were too stupid to understand doesn't mean it's word salad. If anything, actual experience in your trade would have let you decipher what the fuck he meant and you'd do the equivalent in whatever nonsense software/hardware gaggle you use there.
>>106849131>All I got from him was a 2 hours-long meeting with no practical adviceYeah, that sums up my experience.There's also the "We should use AWS ShittenFarten instead of AWS Poopdecker". Then you look into them and they're literally the same thing, with the one suggested by the "expert" being more expensive.
Why can account people not chill I feel like half of them need Ativan. Not much that they bring to me is ever that serious.>>106849087Married? Maybe.Children? No, I'm gay.
>>106849192>Why can account people not chillyou're spending their money
>>106849192faggot
>>106849087Yes but I'm a faggot and none of my current options for children that are truly mine are ethical
>>106849201Its not even just the sales people.But, you would think with that they make they would learn some manors, confidence, and to just chill out.They make my neurotic ass look stable
>>106849215>learn some manorsmanners
>>106849223Proofreading is not a strong suit
>>106849087Sure, before I graduated college and got a jobMy future isn't looking too bright, people-wise
>>106849215when people are responsible for tangible items that aren't actually theirs, they tend to freak out. even I get a little touchy when I see people abusing laptops or saying they'll "return it later" just as an IT monkeythere's the cheap stuff that's essentially disposable but if it's a real Capital-A Asset, yeah it's not really *mine* but i have to be the one to make the report upwards that it's fucked up or destroyed, or worse lost entirely. What few times I've had to handle actual money (not cash, just money) is even worse
>Be intern working part time>Only months away from graduating uni>They already told me that I am great at the job so they are offering me full time>The position is there and I could be working full time already>However, they are waiting for my internship to endFuck this bureaucratic bs
>>106849308they literally just dont want to pay you if they have the option not to. grow up
>>106849315This. Welcome to adult life, your "work friends" would stab your mom for a 5$/year raise.
>>106849321Let's be real here, a lot of people are too lazy for close combat. They would absolutely wallbang your mom for a 3$ raise though.
>>106849308>>/utwg/
>>106845961Windows 8.1 was the perfect OS.
>>106849385this but unironically, i used it until like 2021only stopped because I picked up an Elitebook and didn't want to deal with it hard crashing every exactly 2 hours because it would try to do the "Hey you should register windows :)" thing but fail to load it because I was on the Win 8 Developer Preview, spool the fans to max trying its best to try to get me to pay money, and then just fail and bluescreen
>>106849251There's a lot of crows at the Microsoft campus. They can be annoying
>>106849342I'd bang your mom for 1.5$, you can be certain of that.
actually I take it back I don't think killing a person is worth 3$/yr. not on any kind of cost-effectiveness basis, I just don't think I have the heart to kill a person so frivolously as just for money, especially for so littleI'd need at least a few thousand bucks a year or maybe like at least 10k to start>>106849444you take that shit back right now, crows are cute
>>106849453my mom is gross as fuck, you need to value yourself better
>>106849455They're quite smart, but sometimes if you eat lunch outside they come over and harass you
>>106849480SAVE THEM
>someone unrelated to me and much higher rank than me did the thing I wanted to make happen for literal decades The boats have AIS transponders now, or are at least supposed to. How do I congratulate them without sounding mad
>indian messages me on teams>Hello Anon, how are you?>reply good>he's waiting for me to ask him how he is before he can proceed>just don't ask him how he is>he never responds and just goes away>whatever task or problem he had for me to do now just magically disappearsit's that easy
>>106849745aka.ms/nohello
>>106849745my team is all white but when i get hit with the morning "good morning" to prove i havent sold my work laptop to a crackhead i drop a hello with some shit that proves i've been reading the turnover emails and then go take a shower or something. usually works out ok.
>embarrassed the vp of cloud engineering on a call with 15 people when he made some wildly retarded claim about my team which I immediately said was false, and it doesn't even technically work like he thinks anyways, and stated I was surprised he didn't know this because he oversees such a technical branch>now have a call with my director in 15 to "chat"ruh-roh lmao
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>>106849877>>>/utwg/
>>106849877the real tragedy of WFH is you can't bring a gun to interviews anymore
>>106849877It's probably a waste of time, but try requesting some support.
How do interviews work for programming jobs at smaller companies? Do they want to see code you've written on or do they just take your word for it when you say you know a programming language? From what I understand nobody bothers with leetcode outside of big tech and big corporations.
>>106849877Based anon getting promoted to VP
Where you at
>>106850027What's to the right of Ill?
>>106850027I am almost everything listed in that picture except normal mood fluctuations, and calm & stead.
>>106850069>>106850072Noise ratio above 100%
>>106849877turns out we're all good. director found it hilarious because the guys a fucking cunt apparently. just told me I could have stopped at "no it doesn't work like that" instead of rubbing it in his face. i'll be honest I wasn't really trying to be a dick I was actually genuinely shocked he was that ignorant.
>>106850027Just depressed enough to where certain coworkers and friends are asking if I am alright.Its happened before, it'll pass.
>>106850135But do you got that cold war crackhead energy, that gen x "as long as i cash out" energy, or the zoomer crying over twitter tranny death energy
>>10684816699% of mental health problems stem from people having too much free time. Back in the day people were too busy to become this gay cmv
buying a PR-57 to solve all mental health issues (it's a rotating barrel clip-fed pistol and thus an excellent fidget device)
>>106847078There are a lot of men that know how to properly manage that situation. You hear about them on the news often.
>>106850153Protestant work ethic on some projects, with a cloud hanging over me usually.Its been worse.
>>106850218>protestantwe're enemies now, sorry
>>106850224Understandable anon
>>106850218>protestant work ethic>lol if you work harder you make more money>if you dont, thats just more heaven credits>and if you do, give it to the church, enjoying it now is le bad>you do take it with you only rich ppl get into heaven though btw but dont take it with you your boss needs itJehuty, fire the Vector Cannon at this nigga, he thinks I'm not getting buried with my riches
>>106849745I exclusively communicate in emojis@work
starting a cult only rules are>if it works don't fuck with it>if it doesn't work you are morally obligated to fuck with it once and only once (or for one meaningful session)>once you've fucked with it, if it continues to not work you are morally obligated to find someone more competent who you believe, in good faith, can fuck with it and make it work (even if they don't, your moral responsibility ends at finding that contact)>if it doesnt work even then, whatever, you tried>if it starts to work after your fucking with it or finding a contact to fuck with it, stop>if your fucking with it was unsuccessful, including finding a contact that might be successful, you are not to fuck with it any more, you are actively barred from fucking with it>if you fuck with something and break it, it's fine, but if you fuck with it after that and break the same thing a second time even if in an unrelated way you are now The Enemy
>>106849745This must be why most Indians now say something like "I hope this message finds you well."
>>106850311 >if it works don't fuck with itHow does number go up if you don't Innovate?
>>106850355Greetings of the day!
>>106850355>>106850388What's up nigga? You wanna start some shit? Call me.
>>106850311I am real tired of playing fucked up games of tech debt Jenga where the last person to fuck with something gets yelled at, it creates so many perverse incentives.
>>106850405>it creates so many perverse incentives.Exactly. Within my cult it's a one-chance fireball. You don't like how something works? If you're so smart, submit a proposal, assemble a team, make it happen, and once you're in the swing of creation, the fear of a single regression is long past and enough has happened that the project is one big Fey Mood. But when QA time comes, you'll be very cognizant of the requirement to not break anything twice. Notice that I didn't say that breaking stuff is disallowed. Just breaking one thing in two or more spots. If you don't have a good idea, don't mess with it, and if you want to mess with it, be very sure that you're not going to fuck it up. I foresee "perverse incentives" and maybe even disincentive towards innovation, but the core idea is just don't fuck up what already works, and if it doesn't work, don't just sit on it, fucking fix it or find someone who can.
>>106849745>>he's waiting for me to ask him how he is before he can proceedIt's so gay when people do this. What the fuck's wrong with them?
>>106850111>i'll be honest I wasn't really trying to be a dick I was actually genuinely shocked he was that ignorant.You were though or you're just autistic. Its fine to politely say it doesn't work like that to voice your opinion but if he pushes back its better to just handle it privately, not only out of politeness but also to not derail the call arguing about something (unless that's literally all the call is about). Any normal person knows this.
Alternatively, join my cult of the Roaring Moon of the Rotating Lathe and we just operate machine tools in the dead of night to make parts just to do it. Hand tools authorized and in fact one of the High Priest positions is a Lapper
>>106850027Constantly swinging between reacting and ill. "Injured" should really be the category next to Healthy, I haven't felt hopelessness in forever
>>106850027>>106850517All engagements are inherently unwinnable
>>106850101black im foreverially in the Tanasinn Chamber and loving it
>be corpo rat>trade my sanity for moneyhow long until the burnout becomes irreversible?
>>106850868When you put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>106850868>trade my sanity for moneyWe should hang out.
>>106850027Injured for sure. Quite a shame, I was perfectly "healthy" until my company reorg'd and I was given the worst managers known to men.
>/our/ jew got a nose job
>>106851052sometimes i wonder if i'm a bad manager for the few times I get juniorsI try not to treat them like prinnies, but I can't imagine they're learning much. turns out real life isn't like disgaea where when you cast dank powershell spells they just gain those abilities (even if at level 0) while they're in the same room
>>106847078Not by saying Understood and I'm sorry, you killed your chances there.
>>106851058The more I listened to this guy the more I realized he was just another guru grifter and doesn't actually know very much.
>>106840983what character you idiot?he literally blackmailed us into giving him good reviewshis literal words>if you don't give good reviews that's not what is best for youand also the reason we didn't give good reviews was because of being underpaidand the idiot just said>yeah the CEO also thinks he is underpaid, he makes millions but he wants hundreds of millionsmeanwhile my fucking coworkers can't even afford groceriesand we undermined nothing just commented on the absurdity of what they were sayingand I would say any of the comments I said to his face any dayI'm just commenting on the little piece of shit faggot like yourself who went to "report" all thisGuess what idiot, nobody likes a snitch, and I'm telling you cause you are obviously the same as that faggotNobody likes a snitch, because today you snitch on somebody else, tomorrow you snitch on them.They can easily see what kind of pathetic powerhungry faggot your are, willing to suck dick for a pat on the back
guys I can't work on Friday afternoonit's just too hard to do anything
>>106851227Don't reply to those people, dude. They're trolling you. You're right and your manager is wrong. Objectively.
Whenever I go shooting, I find that scopes or red dots have to be right up against my face or they don't work. It's like trying to aim through a pen tube otherwise. I'm a big guy, but prone or kneeling with an average adjustible stock, I have to put it to the closest position to see through the sight properly on a borrowed AR, but to be actually comfortable with irons i extend it all the way. Even with my rifle at home I had to play with the scope focus on my 4x AND it's really far back, and using my shitty chinky RDS is hopeless since the reticule is just a big star for me. Do I need glasses? I'm not a bad shot, I just can't fucking see anything through an average scope or collemator unless it's like an inch away from my eye, and I can't use RDS sights at all.
>>106851423>vaguely able to teachthat's the important part, and I don't know if I have that
Am I even ">vaguely nice" or ">vaguely understanding"? I'm pretty high-strung. Nice, maybe, but understanding?
>friend complaining about his job>asks why he can't get a SWE job>says that he deserves a SWE job>won't teach himself how to code>hates coding because he doesn't like the learning process>can't tell him to go teach himself because that's not the pointWhen is the tech market going to improve again?
If I put "freelance software developer" on my resume for the past 7 years while I was actually an unemployed neet, will it look believable to employers? I do have like 8 yoe before that and I've worked on some open source projects during those 7 years of neeting if that makes any difference. Or would it be better if I just lied and shifted the dates around to make it look like my last real job was more recent?
Should I play hooky from my new job to go on a military exercise? I have two issued laptops now, one from each job.
>>106850027Besides the angry outbursts/aggression I have everything in ill and more besides.
>>106851628Do youuu have any freelance software to show what you’re capable of?
How the FUCK am I supposed to talk about all the shot I've done in my current job if I have an NDA? Everything I've worked on for the past 7 years is fucking confidential.
>>106852356>NDANow tell me the things you're blabbing about behind my back~
>>106852356Just describe the problems you solved with other words.,. You can literally list that NDA in your resume if it’s true you tard t. ex cognizant rat
>NDAs, Clearancespreparing for an armed assault on these anons houses for the oh-so-valuable data within
>hate current job>interview FOUR with a different job on Mondayffs
>>106851591>When is the tech market going to improve again?After the civil war I think.
>>106852294I have one web app and one sizable desktop app (a game) that I've been working on for a while but haven't finished yet. They're just personal projects though, I haven't actually worked for anyone in 7 years.
>>106852500If they don't know after a second round, they're just wasting your time.
>>106847466windows 11 has literally been shit since as long as I can remember, but the rest of the industry eventually caught up, and now nobody really says anything or notices because EVERYTHING is shit.23h2 wasn't even stable until like last month, and 24h2 is riddled with so many fucking issues it's not even funny. I installed a fresh copy of 23h2 enterprise to my work laptop last week, and shit just randomly stops working. CTRL+C will randomly not copy. explorer will randomly freeze completely. the start button will randomly not work. It's despicable that tech has gotten to this point.
>>106852596>windows 11 has literally been shit since as long as I can remember,it only like a year and a half old dude
>>106852602anon, I...
>>106852607Time isn't real and I refuse to acknowledge it
>>106852596I had retards say win vista sp2 was still stable and didn't need a windows 7 rework. It's over i gave up arguing with people about reality let alone basic concepts like the definitions of genetic engineering, breeding and crisper. How anyone can argue with a straight face that injecting the genes of another animal species is the same concept as breeding out genetic traits from an animal is beyond retarded. I fucking hate midwit redditors.
>>106852634the pretending that things are okay, when they're blatantly NOT, makes me so irrationally angry. very common with midwits
>talking with coworker>says he's looking for new jobs>kinda surprised he's telling me this>"Have you told anyone else?">"Ya, I told the lead">"oh...">"I haven't had any luck getting a job though"lmao, so long. didn't know people could be that dumb
>>106852709Is he actually that slow? No fucking way.
>>106852596I've heard faggots yelling "WINDOWS 11 IS TOTALLY SHIT AND UNUSABLE IT'S SO BAD" for years ever since it came out, then last month I updated from w10 ltsc to w11 ltsc and it's been great. So many bugs fixed from w10 and loads of improvements (better integrated codecs, tabs on file explorer, search that actually works, better settings menu) and I have yet to experience a single problem with the OS after the first day of setup.You guys are all just retards that immediately think >NEW == BAD
>>106852682At least the smarter people cope with shit being fucked up by cleaning, organizing, fixing up their life and preparing for what's coming next. The midwit will list out all of the reasons(government support, community, friends family, ect) why things will all work out in the end with sources but never once did they think that they will have to be the support their family needs. Willful ignorance of the reality and blind trust in the system they are apart of is why i think the world needs to go through another ice age.
>>106852735retard LTSC is built on an older version of W11 and is not at all like 23H2 or 24H2.go install and use W11 enterprise for a month and see how fucking awful it is
>>106852735>be me>gaming with the boys>one of my bros, whose computer is extremely powerful, kept crashing out of the game>we're trying to debug it, update drivers, etc. Nothing works>I ask him if he's on Windows 11, he says yes>I tell him to boot into Linux and try from there>Everyone in the call laughs, although we're all curious to test it out>friend comes back on Linux, we play a few matches>no crashesAnd that was the day I realized I'm never going to Windows 11.
>>106852735>>NEW == BADto be fair this is usually true. w10 only got gud by like 2022 and despite zoomers insistence that XP is amazing it took 3 major updates (in an era before easy online updating) to not be rotten swiss cheese
>>106852776Honestly even windows 7 still had its problems until like 3 years into the updates. The security and feature set was still lacking until win 10 but stability was never windows strong suit.
>>106852790it turns out software takes time to mature. which is bad, really. but it's what we have to deal with
>>106852801Just like IT it's all job security. Nothing is bullet proof and all new technology is just a trade off.
>>106852807>Nothing is bullet proofname even one thing humans have been doing that hadn't been perfected by 1999
>>106852735cool, now drag your taskbar to the other edge of the screen
>>106852813Humiliation rituals.
>>106852813Perfected how? we still have massive improvements to farming to make. New technology for lighting is coming out for both greenhouses, TV's and lighting up the home. Even something as simple as knives/razor blades are still getting researched for better medical/industrial processes.
>>106852813Sex with creatures.
>>106845658Said morning to my lead and he didn't say it back... I just finished training too...
>>106849087I've wanted, or at least hoped to have my own children ever since I was a kid. but I won't have any before I buy my own house.
>>106852992Brazilians have existed long before 1999
>>106853056DINKS own houses but people with kids rent out 2 bed apartments with their 3 kids.
>>106853002Welcome to tech. I'm from the south and everyone has manners here until you get to the city and for some reason it all gets thrown out.
Every time some bullshit happens at work I can't post about it here because if any of them browse there's a chance they discover it's me posting. By the time the story is old enough that I can safely post about it, I'll have forgotten about it.Just know that this story was about an overpaid jeet trying to insert AI where it doesn't belong just to stay in the management's good graces. I didn't say anything this time because I've learned better than to have a civil discussion with this argumentative prick.
my team doesn't write tests
>>106853316how do you know that anything is correct?
>>106853332We test manually in a test environment. Then in PRs, we say we tested it manually. Sometimes we even attach screenshots.
>>106853303>there's a chance they discover it's me postingWhat, has one confronted you before about it?Even then, you could just deny it and give the faggot a weird look
>>106853343maybe you can change the culture for the better anon
>>106853316claude can write tests
>>106853349Any specifics I post would be just specific enough to where anybody that was part of that discussion could put 2 and 2 together and realize it's possibly 1 of the 5 or so of us that were in that discussion. I work in a highly political snakepit of a workplace and you wouldn't understand my paranoia unless you've worked in and managed to survive in a similar place for as long as I have. It would sound insane to me too until I started working in this place. It's like not being able to understand a North Korean's fear unless you yourself were a North Korean
>>106849745When I used to do this (at a indian infested company), they would tell their boss that I never got back to them, so they couldn't get my help. My boss would then bother me "why didn't you respond to Sanjeet?" Weird shit.
I have to use unreleased dev builds for windows and teams as working at msft makes you a free guinea pig and I never hit any bugs, I don't know what you are all bitching about. Now the linux servers that dell maintains are fucking broken all the time. No, I have no idea why we have to use servers maintained by dell instead of just using in-house azure
>>106853316>company hires me to write tests for them>"Okay, I'll start by making sure your code follows your design docs">"We don't have design docs">"Hey, it happens. What's this code supposed to do?">"I don't know"I've been here 3 years and haven't met anyone who knowsThey keep paying me
There's this dipshit in my team who's been churning out AI garbage and every PR he sends is accepted because the client doesn't give a fuck (or, as I suspect, doesn't understand what the fuck is going on). I'm witnessing a time bomb being built in real time. What's funny is that in the current era, he's the based one, and I'm the retard for caring at all.
>>106853316I'd hate to work there.How do you do any bigger changes without having to worry about massive regressions?
>>106853983Shill
does anyone have the "just do the bare minimum not to get fired" meme
>>106855472I tried this but got fired for doing too little. It's a tough balancing act. Now I'm working hard and I'm proud of my work but I'm not doing any sort of overtime or corporate bootlicking
>>106855526okay cool but do you have the meme
been feeling pretty sick for the past week but I wfh, it's not too bad but I keep getting on and off low grade fevers, headaches and a shit ton of fatigue. It's workable through though but I've been feeling straight at 20% and every day I recover like 1%? Not too sure if this is valid enough to take work off but fuck I feel so fucking doodoo.
>>106845658*grope*
>>106845658my wife
>>106855566Yep
>>106856007may I offer you a duck for it
2 more leaks
So I am thinking of changing my current position, but I don't know exactly how I should proceed, I would try to go to a architect role, but not as a senior. I have 3-4 years working experience during my study years (fullstack dev, technical lead, react,nodejs)now I am working as full stack dev: react, c# (but not on a senior level honestly), also knowledge about terraform, cdk and general lead dev stuff (without payment or title as a lead dev).If I want to go to another position, what would you anons suggest me I should go for? Cloud architect? Senior Fullstack dev?
>>106852772this might be the only story ive ever heard faker than that one particular event in the early 1940s
what's the best strategy to nail the first 30min interview? just dick riding and pretend you care?
>>106856360You need to nail the first 10 mins anon.
>>106856360step 1) be attractivestep 2) dont be unattractivestep 3) be likable
>>106856450MFW
>>106853379>>106853410The code is like 30+ years old, most of it is essentially untestable in the normal sense. Some teams have managed to clean their parts up enough that they can do some unit tests, but no one on my team seems to care enough, and I don't either.I did ask AI to try and write one test and after like an hour of looping, it had mocked half the system and still couldn't get the test to compile.
>>106855422We have regressions all the time
The worst part is when people paste AI slop and use it in their communications. Like passing it off as something they would say. It makes my blood boil for some reason.
I know background checks can tell employers if you graduated from a college, but do they tell them the exact major your degree was in? Will they know if I lie about majoring in CS when my degree was in something else?
>>106857236I have a co worker who has been sending the most low effort, barely decipherable AI slop to our most important customer and he CC's the entire org of 40 people and nobody calls him out on it. Kinda rustles my jimmies.
>>106849087I currently can't even stand being around other people anymore.
>>106849745I hate it when people ask me this question or about my weekend. Just talk about your own shit while I pretend to care and then we start actual work.
>>106850027I can't even feel anger anymore. We're entering violet territory.
>>10685636030 min is barely enough to cover basic pleasantries, it's just an initial confirmation to make sure you can hold a human conversation and your resume isn't a complete catalog of lies.Talk about recent stuff on your resume when asked and answer their basic fizzbuzz-tier questions, then HR will contact you to schedule the real hours-long hazing session shortly afterwards, and that's the one where you have to outperform everybody else who applied. If you ever manage to fail a job application on the initial phone screen then you are doing something catastrophically wrong.
>>106845658leetcode has been the single worst thing to happen to the industry. employees have to go through leetcode, then become the interviewers, because they had to do leetcode they make the people they interview do leetcode and the cycle continues. these brain teasers do not reflect real life.
>>106858445Your analysis is shortsighted.LC became popular because it solved a problem: bootcampers who'd claim to be experts but couldn't fizzbuzz. It was originally in good spirit and was good for a while.But it eventually became "a metric" so now it's power creeped out of control. Interviewees are expected to do thousands of LC and will be handed a LC-insanely-hard question which, honestly, is "either you've seen it before and know how to solve it or it's impossible to solve in the allotted time". My last interviews didn't have leetcode though, I think it's going out of style.
>>106858518yes, i get that. but fizzbuzz was necessary to have some time of filter. but now leetcode is a humiliation ritual for people who even know how to build and architect programs. i know senior principle engineers that would fail current junior entry leetcode. the fact this is allowed and benifits the bots who grind leetcode for hours is insane. it is not a reflection of the real work being done.
I've never had to do LeetCode and I don't think I've ever heard about it being a metric in my country.
>>106858862That's because whichever country is "your country" doesn't have a competitive tech job market.
>>106858851Yeah, I agree.Thankfully AI has kinda ended LC-style interviews, so at least, I think, we're reverting back to normalcy.
anyone know how pull requests work?
>>106858969>jeet was scratching his balls for 5 minutes instead of googling how to do itwhen are we getting TJD
Leetcode? I try and ask people in interviews if they can do something really simple like plug in an additional monitor to a computer and extend the desktop or clone it. You'd be surprised how many people think they know how to do this but cannot without assistance.
>>106858969You make a request to merge your code in with someone else'sAt my work you need 2 people to approve itThey spend 1 month making 2 comments a week about how they want variables renamedOnce the code is merged we realize the logic was incorrect and it crashes
>>106859036huh? isn't it just going into display settings?
>>106859044Yeah, but he's running Wayland and at some point the interviewee must install nvidia drivers.
>>106859039Kek, I used to work in a place like this. What a nightmare.On my new role I used to be able to commit with no code review, very helpful tbqh. But one dude kept sending bad code over and over and now we must review code before deploying. Sad!
My coworker threatened to quit and I laid it on the line saying if they go then I go and gave them the reasons.I hope they didn't tell my boss. Oh well, this job is an underpaid shit fest and I could just go back to school anyways.
>>106859069I switched from front-end dev to sysadmin at my company, and now reviews are no longer required, you just have to make sure to never fuck up. In a way, it's almost more intimidating this way.
>>106853002They are deeply disappointed in you and have no respect for you. Time to shape up
>>106859052Or use an adapter. The display properties is hard because you might have to click the screen you want to change etc. Either you know how to do it, or you need to be able to figure it out on the fly. It changes with every release of Windows too. Never seen a Windows key + p Chad yet.
>>106856037There's this mother muscovy duck that set up her nest in front of my house in one of our decorations and I've been feeding her bread most days and I had a dream last night that she came up to me and gave me a hug
>>106859210You are killing them by giving them bread, they need more calcium than it provides. Only do it once a week or something.
>>106847885Western society has a disproportionally high number of mentally ill people. The media promotes an insane standard of living. When you're unable to achieve it, you either accept it or go insane.
>>106859915Corporate work drives some people insane too
>>106859210I have big geese at work i see often. A couple of times i see a couple of coyotes. In my neighborhood it's a random assortment of birds like magpies, crows, ect. But i normally just see squirrels, rabbits, and the occasional deer.
Is this achievable natty? Also did anyone improve their job prospects with a MBA?
>>106859915>The media promotes an insane standard of livingWhat a retarded opinion."inflated standard of living" is barely a problem, unless you're a 35 year old girl who spends too much time on Instagram. The problem in the West is that high-efficiency in some areas has allowed for highly-negative-efficiency in others, meaning society still works but with things which are extremely negative in your live. The very concept of "mental illness" is one of those, there's a guy who spent 50 years studying very specific topics in medicine, biology, and chemistry to produce a pill that silence the natural and healthy negative feelings someone might have. Your work sucks, you don't have a gf, you live in a 1m2 box amongst neighbors who'd stab you for a loaf of bread? Doesn't matter, just take the pill and you'll forget about it all. At the end of the day, young people are not able to get the most basic adult milestones: own a house, marry and have a family, become respected in what they do. Hell, even having friends is becoming out of reach for younger generations. If all of these were a given but "the media" still "promoted insane standards of living" no one would give a shit, just like third worlders don't kill themselves - despite strong exposure to social media - because their social fabrics are still preserved to some extent.
I hate job interviewsI hate any kind of performance or qualification discussion
>>106860199>The very concept of "mental illness" is one of thoseyeah that's true, my paranoid schizophrenic neighbour is just expressing his natural healthy feelings :)
>>106860563Don't play dumb, you know what I mean. There's a difference between schizophrenia, a disease that has been observed for millennia, and "depression" or "anxiety", descriptions of human emotions which somehow became clinical conditions. Any normal human should feel depressed and anxious about modern living, that's the whole point.
>>106860620>you know what I meanI don't, you have personally drawn the line on what is and is not a mental illness
>>106860639>I don'tOh, how sad. I thought you were just pretending to be dumb.
>>106857236>that coworker that feeds questions from team members into copilot and pastes the output without even checking himself
>>106845658This is wrong!
>>106860673it might be helpful if you answer this question
>>106860812anne's boxcan I get a job now?
so we were pressured to incorporate llm shit at work, with all the problems this introduced I sort of understand why people call this stuff slop
>>106860563a significant amount of people with schizophrenia diagnoses are guys that completely fried their brains by abusing meththe psychiatric industry is a joke and at this point has unironically caused more harm than good
>>106859938If you're a conscientious person who's good at what they do, then I'm willing to bet the vast majority of companies out there will be spiritual torment for you. You're better off building a micro-saas and making a living that way.
Damn I had an idea for a fun quick side project and turns out someone already did it better
>>106861181If we're talking about a side project you can monetize, look into how many people are paying for it. The more people who are paying for it, the more likely its worth pursuing.
>>106861247It's being given away for freeIt was actually a side project I would use in another side project. But since there's something that already exists, I can just use theirs.
>>106847285Prepare for more work
enjoying your weekend, /twg/?
>>106861486I spent most of it playing Warhammer, no regrets
>>106861486no it's been awful
>>106861486It's comfy. I'm doing a launch next week and I'm getting everything prepared rn.
We need a general about technical stuff we do at our tech jobs.
>>106861971and then a general about non-technical stuff we do at our jobs.and maybe, if you will, a general about the technical stuff we do outside our jobs.
>>106861999>>106861971i mean tbf i'd really like just a work culture general. there's too much fucking lookism/racism/sexism shitposting in this damn general
>>106862090>>106861999These threads became anonymous r/indiatech. Neither twg or work in tech.
>>1068490231. Start job hunting now.2. Paper trail the fuck out of everything you can. Make sure it is clear by saved chats, emails whatever that you and your team brought up every problem and attempted to correct.2 may do shit if he is a nepo baby, but it gives some cover if someone higher up actually has some sense. You can't fix stupid so just strap in and cover your ass.
>>106850111Saved by the 'tism shield. Nice work.
@everyone I kindly request that we initiate a new thread for discussing matters related to tech workers
>>106862357Alright, but we're going to be doing it my way. The RIGHT way.
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