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>>106967704>link to links instead of showing links on the OPjesus fucking christ
This OP proves that you are unemployable.
>>106967704Shit that hurt your CV/Resume>highschool achievements>athletics>your photo>references from irrelevant people. It's one thing to have Bill Gates as a reference, but your literally who manager from your previous job? Take it out>FOSS contributions>game related work, unless you are applying for a game related job>more than one email address>unprofessional email addressWhat else?
>>106967753>unemployableSays the support center trainee
>recruiter from a company I applied to looked at my profileWell, that's a start.
>>106967771no u
>>106967753the OP proves that I am hyper focused on the user experience and first principles-based minimalistic design. Why clog up the screen with a list of links no one ever reads? If you need the links you know exactly where to find them.
>>106967763The number 1 on that list should be: job gap
im unemployed
>>106967806you're in the right thread, b
>>106967797>i was hired by a private organization>sorry, I can't say, I signed an NDAIt's literally that easy
>>106967806That's not your problem, it's the government's problem
>>106967797I don't know why people say that. I've never had a problem getting a job despite gaps. One place I worked we hired a guy who had a 1 year gap. Wasn't an issue.
I am the anon that failed network+WTF do i do guys it was so hard do i retake it in a few weeks again
>h-hey anon. I can get you a job, but you're okay with trans people right? All you have to do is worship my Asian girlcock to prove itWhat do?
>>106967898You need to do labs, get gud at subnetting and aim for 90% on the practice tests. I use Boson but their are a few other sites out there for testing material.
>>106967855Probably because my gap was rehab
ive been in and out of psych wards 6 times the past 7 years.. Can i get NEETbux or disabilitybux
>>106967990if it wasnt for violent shit, yeah almost certainly
>>106968003No it wasnt violent stuff just super manic bipolar where i dont sleep for days and get put in psych ward for 2 weeks.. It happens almost once a year at this point
>>106967990how did you get into them, and then out of them?asking for a fren...
you ARE building a portfolio and sharpening your skills whilst unemployed, right anon?
>>106968057um when im manic its pretty obvious something is wrong so i just go to the hospital and they admit me to the psych unit after a bit.getting out after a week or two they evaluate you every day and decide when to discharge, they dont want to keep you there that long desu
>>106968070unfortunately, yes.
kill all niggers who post junior <title> roles and then say 2 or 3+ years experience required
can't you retards ask your family for a job?
>>106968452>Family>4chan
>Send us your resume at careers@<companyname>.comThis seems too personal for me but this job seems good. idk why my 'tism is holding me back, it's no different than normal applications just less automated.>>106968452I'm trying to avoid that...I know three people who all work at tech or tech adjacent places...but they're at such big corpos I doubt a referral would do much and I hate to be a burden. Think places like Chase, Shopify, Salesforce, IBM, HP, etc.
>apply to some random openGL job despite not knowing shit about it>get called for interview>have to make some shader during the interviewHow long does this shit take to learn? Can I learn enough in 1 week to pass an interview?
>>106967907What's the catch?
>>106968156oh ok, thanksthough that wouldn't really apply to me
>>106968499NGMI
>>106967990Why do they keep letting you out you should be in a cage being tortured with electricity
>>106968606idk im not violent so maybe thats why.
>>106968209b-based! were gonna make it anon
>>106967990I was in one recently for violent shit spurred on by a complete breakdownYou're gonna have to find a way to actually get sleep at night and not fill your mind up with bulshit online. Make some real friends or go to church or some shit
>>106968070No!!! Making some millionaire a bunch of money with your labour shouldn't be this hard!!
>>106968070What skills. Everything is getting autojeeted
>>106968643>pretending like there arent levels of misery to the half of your adult life you are forced to waste at work
>>106968654I mean, just a few years ago people were getting jobs with 3 months bootcamps. It shouldn't be this hard.
>>106968667well yea...but things have saturated a bit since then. bootcamps are dead.
>>106968400>entry level floor sanitation technician>requires 3+ years experience stripping, waxing and buffing floors>must own your own vehicle, supplies, and be willing to drive to a different store each night>min wage + tips
>>106968667>It shouldn't be this hard.You're being filtered by three things:1. Jeets2. Physical appearance3. Severe economic uncertainty in conjuction with as close to full emplpyment as our present social paradigm can support
>>106968499opengl is the easiest of the graphics apis, a week should be plenty to get the basicshttps://learnopengl.com/Getting-started/Shaders
>>106968400General experience is one thing, but when they say shit like>Must have X years experience in MS office, JIRA etc.Then I get really ticked off. I have used office applications and ticketing systems, just not those specifically.
>>106968786lie
>It's the economy bro
>>106968872>publically traded hyper inflated unicorn company is indicative of the state of the economyIn no world is meta a good thermoneter of economic health
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>>106968953The kikes broke capitalism
>>106968953we need even MORE H1B's to raise Meta's market cap!!!!
used to be one of you fags until i just started mass sending resumes to literally everywhere in the tech sector around megot hired within 3 days
>>106969164I'm trying, man...
>>106969164lies
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>>106967704They mean they're only offering jobs to beaners and jeets for $30k annual salary.
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really considering taking a vacation to california to drift around murdering techbros
>>106969232Love that one period where Cisco's valuation was lower than their net profit for a quarter.Stocks and the current economy is fake and gay.
post Nortel next
>>106967810>they ask for a copy of the ndawhat now?
>>106969460That's classified
If you want to avoid the resume gap may may, just join the military?
>>106969477i did and regret it.>no rights>die for israel and india>can't smoke weed but can chew tobacco and drink myself to death>piss low pay>sausage festthe gigachad move is to become a budtender and get paid + tipped to get stoned
>>106969794i dont think ive ever met a military member who hasnt smoked at least a little weed. just dont do it before or during exercises, lol
>>106967730Who gives a shit, those links are worthless anyway.
>>106967763>being alive
>>106969904but how will you know it's a legit general otherwise? it's all about keeping up appearances. this is why you can't land a job
>>106969910What is even a "legit general"? Copy pasting links make it "legit"? I already have a job but I'm waiting for my security clearance which takes fucking forever.
>>106967763>highschool achievementsDoes doing volunteer work for the school's IT department count? because that's pretty much my only job experience :(
>>106968872Damn, that's crazy. The US economy is healthy because 6 stocks are inflated from the LLM bubble.
>>106969973much like the legitimacy of a nation, it's wherever people think looks functional enough>>106970001it's 7 AKSHUALLY
>>106967907That's a man
>>106969973>security clearance which takes fucking forever.Thank fucking goodness. Supposedly mine finally came back and it's RTO in mere days for me. Couldn't get paid to do nothing forever, I guess
>>106967730Some of us are unemployed for a reason
>>106968452(((you)))
>>106967907ywnbaw
>>106970001this is the only time in 24+ years where job openings haven't followed the stock market, but cope
>>106970154Have we reached le late stage crapitalism and it's all collapsing under the weight of our collective sin?
>Don't hire juniors>Suddenly in a few years there will be even more a skills gapHaha, but experience goes brrr.
Have you tried bypassing all of the jeet managers and going above them and instead looking for a tech job at a synagogue?
Through some minor internet and public record searching, turns out the girl in uni that I was interested in has a boyfriend the entire time. Now I'm underemployed as a tech contractor and feel like roping myself
>>106970514Could be much worse anon. College is for nerds, whores and retards anyways.
>>106970514>roping over not getting some pussy 10 years agoand I thought I was pathetic
>>1069705743 years ago
>>106970342No we're reaching total jeet saturation.
>>106967763If you apply that's a sign of desperation and typically results in an automatic rejection.
>>106970617I heard Workday got sued because it was literally doing this.
>>106968452No they want you to prove that you can be independent and pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
>>106970342More late stage democracy than anything else.
>>106968452I did, they got nothing not even for lack of trying. I think I'm just gonna leverage the fact that I'm not a fat body and go become a EMT or firefighter.
>>106970453I feel like if there is hell pretending to be a jew for money or sex is the surest path to it.
>>106970342Yes i agree lets ban women's rights to vote and this would solve most of our problems.
>>106970614"tech" was saturated long before importing one mirrion jeets
>>106970739Saturated yes. But the jeets climb up the corporate ladder, fire everyone that isn't a jeet then hire jeets from jeetistan and take 90% of their pay check.
>>106967730it's on sharepoint>>106967790well done, i hate those links
>>106970154you do know the unemployment numbers are fake, don't you?and the "economy" is not the stonk market
>>106970784m8 you were never going to be a CEO and the ladder never towards being a junior never even existed
>>106970652The pay won't be great but you'll contribute more to society than 99% of tech workers
>>106970937Post hands.
i have a job but i feel more welcome here than in the tech jobs thread. anyone else?
>>106970652I've actually done legit firefighting courses and they won't even take me as a volunteer.
>>106969460>I could get it for you, but then I would have to kill you.
What about startup jobs to become a founder?
>>106967704>Be scammer>Recruiter is looking for a worker>Introduce yourself as a scammer>Recruiter don't recruit you>pikachu_surprised_face.pngJust learn a proper trade already, scammer.
>>106971263ironic because scammers (people that lie on their resumes) are the only ones getting hired in this market
>>106971090Please Kill Yourself
