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>>106967704>link to links instead of showing links on the OPjesus fucking christ
This OP proves that you are unemployable.
>>106967704Shit that hurt your CV/Resume>highschool achievements>athletics>your photo>references from irrelevant people. It's one thing to have Bill Gates as a reference, but your literally who manager from your previous job? Take it out>FOSS contributions>game related work, unless you are applying for a game related job>more than one email address>unprofessional email addressWhat else?
>>106967753>unemployableSays the support center trainee
>recruiter from a company I applied to looked at my profileWell, that's a start.
>>106967771no u
>>106967753the OP proves that I am hyper focused on the user experience and first principles-based minimalistic design. Why clog up the screen with a list of links no one ever reads? If you need the links you know exactly where to find them.
>>106967763The number 1 on that list should be: job gap
im unemployed
>>106967806you're in the right thread, b
>>106967797>i was hired by a private organization>sorry, I can't say, I signed an NDAIt's literally that easy
>>106967806That's not your problem, it's the government's problem
>>106967797I don't know why people say that. I've never had a problem getting a job despite gaps. One place I worked we hired a guy who had a 1 year gap. Wasn't an issue.
I am the anon that failed network+WTF do i do guys it was so hard do i retake it in a few weeks again
>h-hey anon. I can get you a job, but you're okay with trans people right? All you have to do is worship my Asian girlcock to prove itWhat do?
>>106967898You need to do labs, get gud at subnetting and aim for 90% on the practice tests. I use Boson but their are a few other sites out there for testing material.
>>106967855Probably because my gap was rehab
ive been in and out of psych wards 6 times the past 7 years.. Can i get NEETbux or disabilitybux
>>106967990if it wasnt for violent shit, yeah almost certainly
>>106968003No it wasnt violent stuff just super manic bipolar where i dont sleep for days and get put in psych ward for 2 weeks.. It happens almost once a year at this point
>>106967990how did you get into them, and then out of them?asking for a fren...
you ARE building a portfolio and sharpening your skills whilst unemployed, right anon?
>>106968057um when im manic its pretty obvious something is wrong so i just go to the hospital and they admit me to the psych unit after a bit.getting out after a week or two they evaluate you every day and decide when to discharge, they dont want to keep you there that long desu
>>106968070unfortunately, yes.
kill all niggers who post junior <title> roles and then say 2 or 3+ years experience required
can't you retards ask your family for a job?
>>106968452>Family>4chan
>Send us your resume at careers@<companyname>.comThis seems too personal for me but this job seems good. idk why my 'tism is holding me back, it's no different than normal applications just less automated.>>106968452I'm trying to avoid that...I know three people who all work at tech or tech adjacent places...but they're at such big corpos I doubt a referral would do much and I hate to be a burden. Think places like Chase, Shopify, Salesforce, IBM, HP, etc.
>apply to some random openGL job despite not knowing shit about it>get called for interview>have to make some shader during the interviewHow long does this shit take to learn? Can I learn enough in 1 week to pass an interview?
>>106967907What's the catch?
>>106968156oh ok, thanksthough that wouldn't really apply to me
>>106968499NGMI
>>106967990Why do they keep letting you out you should be in a cage being tortured with electricity
>>106968606idk im not violent so maybe thats why.
>>106968209b-based! were gonna make it anon
>>106967990I was in one recently for violent shit spurred on by a complete breakdownYou're gonna have to find a way to actually get sleep at night and not fill your mind up with bulshit online. Make some real friends or go to church or some shit
>>106968070No!!! Making some millionaire a bunch of money with your labour shouldn't be this hard!!
>>106968070What skills. Everything is getting autojeeted
>>106968643>pretending like there arent levels of misery to the half of your adult life you are forced to waste at work
>>106968654I mean, just a few years ago people were getting jobs with 3 months bootcamps. It shouldn't be this hard.
>>106968667well yea...but things have saturated a bit since then. bootcamps are dead.
>>106968400>entry level floor sanitation technician>requires 3+ years experience stripping, waxing and buffing floors>must own your own vehicle, supplies, and be willing to drive to a different store each night>min wage + tips
>>106968667>It shouldn't be this hard.You're being filtered by three things:1. Jeets2. Physical appearance3. Severe economic uncertainty in conjuction with as close to full emplpyment as our present social paradigm can support
>>106968499opengl is the easiest of the graphics apis, a week should be plenty to get the basicshttps://learnopengl.com/Getting-started/Shaders
>>106968400General experience is one thing, but when they say shit like>Must have X years experience in MS office, JIRA etc.Then I get really ticked off. I have used office applications and ticketing systems, just not those specifically.
>>106968786lie
>It's the economy bro
>>106968872>publically traded hyper inflated unicorn company is indicative of the state of the economyIn no world is meta a good thermoneter of economic health
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>>106968953The kikes broke capitalism
>>106968953we need even MORE H1B's to raise Meta's market cap!!!!
used to be one of you fags until i just started mass sending resumes to literally everywhere in the tech sector around megot hired within 3 days
>>106969164I'm trying, man...
>>106969164lies
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>>106967704They mean they're only offering jobs to beaners and jeets for $30k annual salary.
>>1069688997
really considering taking a vacation to california to drift around murdering techbros
>>106969232Love that one period where Cisco's valuation was lower than their net profit for a quarter.Stocks and the current economy is fake and gay.
post Nortel next
>>106967810>they ask for a copy of the ndawhat now?
>>106969460That's classified
If you want to avoid the resume gap may may, just join the military?
>>106969477i did and regret it.>no rights>die for israel and india>can't smoke weed but can chew tobacco and drink myself to death>piss low pay>sausage festthe gigachad move is to become a budtender and get paid + tipped to get stoned
>>106969794i dont think ive ever met a military member who hasnt smoked at least a little weed. just dont do it before or during exercises, lol
>>106967730Who gives a shit, those links are worthless anyway.
>>106967763>being alive
>>106969904but how will you know it's a legit general otherwise? it's all about keeping up appearances. this is why you can't land a job
>>106969910What is even a "legit general"? Copy pasting links make it "legit"? I already have a job but I'm waiting for my security clearance which takes fucking forever.
>>106967763>highschool achievementsDoes doing volunteer work for the school's IT department count? because that's pretty much my only job experience :(
>>106968872Damn, that's crazy. The US economy is healthy because 6 stocks are inflated from the LLM bubble.
>>106969973much like the legitimacy of a nation, it's wherever people think looks functional enough>>106970001it's 7 AKSHUALLY
>>106967907That's a man
>>106969973>security clearance which takes fucking forever.Thank fucking goodness. Supposedly mine finally came back and it's RTO in mere days for me. Couldn't get paid to do nothing forever, I guess
>>106967730Some of us are unemployed for a reason
>>106968452(((you)))
>>106967907ywnbaw
>>106970001this is the only time in 24+ years where job openings haven't followed the stock market, but cope
>>106970154Have we reached le late stage crapitalism and it's all collapsing under the weight of our collective sin?
>Don't hire juniors>Suddenly in a few years there will be even more a skills gapHaha, but experience goes brrr.
Have you tried bypassing all of the jeet managers and going above them and instead looking for a tech job at a synagogue?
Through some minor internet and public record searching, turns out the girl in uni that I was interested in has a boyfriend the entire time. Now I'm underemployed as a tech contractor and feel like roping myself
>>106970514Could be much worse anon. College is for nerds, whores and retards anyways.
>>106970514>roping over not getting some pussy 10 years agoand I thought I was pathetic
>>1069705743 years ago
>>106970342No we're reaching total jeet saturation.
>>106967763If you apply that's a sign of desperation and typically results in an automatic rejection.
>>106970617I heard Workday got sued because it was literally doing this.
>>106968452No they want you to prove that you can be independent and pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
>>106970342More late stage democracy than anything else.
>>106968452I did, they got nothing not even for lack of trying. I think I'm just gonna leverage the fact that I'm not a fat body and go become a EMT or firefighter.
>>106970453I feel like if there is hell pretending to be a jew for money or sex is the surest path to it.
>>106970342Yes i agree lets ban women's rights to vote and this would solve most of our problems.
>>106970614"tech" was saturated long before importing one mirrion jeets
>>106970739Saturated yes. But the jeets climb up the corporate ladder, fire everyone that isn't a jeet then hire jeets from jeetistan and take 90% of their pay check.
>>106967730it's on sharepoint>>106967790well done, i hate those links
>>106970154you do know the unemployment numbers are fake, don't you?and the "economy" is not the stonk market
>>106970784m8 you were never going to be a CEO and the ladder never towards being a junior never even existed
>>106970652The pay won't be great but you'll contribute more to society than 99% of tech workers
>>106970937Post hands.
i have a job but i feel more welcome here than in the tech jobs thread. anyone else?
>>106970652I've actually done legit firefighting courses and they won't even take me as a volunteer.
>>106969460>I could get it for you, but then I would have to kill you.
What about startup jobs to become a founder?
>>106967704>Be scammer>Recruiter is looking for a worker>Introduce yourself as a scammer>Recruiter don't recruit you>pikachu_surprised_face.pngJust learn a proper trade already, scammer.
>>106971263ironic because scammers (people that lie on their resumes) are the only ones getting hired in this market
>>106971090Please Kill Yourself
>>106967704They are hiring, just not the natives.
>>106970063That's great if you're paid in the meantime. I'm not.
>>106967704I may be getting a call center job soon
>>106971380That's a convenient excuse
>>106971411its Zoever anon :C
Demoralization thread
>>106971396I was/am. I think companies that demand clearances tend to do that because they know people will simply leave if they're basically told "we're not going to pay you but also you can't get a job"
how bad is the indian problem?
>>106971583I have never met one outside of a pizza place
>>106971535wat gaem
>>106971683Its a fate game no clue which but it looks like one made in the early 2000's.
>>106968452If I want to go work with a bunch of women, sure.
when do I stop calling myself unemployed and shift towards neet? 1 month? 2 months? Or just when I stop looking for new jobs?
If you are having problems you aren't applying the right way.Applying to jobs is an art everyone should know.
>>106967704>that picboth are true though, ironically.I think people forget that when Republicans say there are "too many regulations" they're both right, and also missing the point. Hiring some hindu slave attested by your other hindu slaves is a lot safer and cheaper than trying to deal with jewish daycare HR crap for random wage cuck.
>>106971974I'm about to hit 3 months. And I am starting to wonder if I am ruining my CV or not.At what point do I start driving for uber eats?
>>106968536chlamydia
>I can see here you've been a consultant>>yes I h->thanks for your time, I look forward to giving you feedback and letting you know if we're gonna hire you>>did I say something wrong?>no I'm just telling you nicely to get out of my officewhy do people hate consultants?
>>106972157They assume you are lying and were unemployed
Got 3 unfortunately's today for applications I made on the same day (oct 6th)What does it mean, is it automatic messages or a coincidence?
>>106972183what about the certificates and letters of recommendation and the linkedin verification of my previous role?
>>106972207I get After careful considerations on weekends
>>106972239I meant to ask, is it a coincidence regarding getting 3 rejections on the same day of applications sent on the same day. Would not hate if HRs had clear deadlines so I don't have to wait indefinitely
>>106970070Woah, calm down
>120-question personality test and a 20 minute IQ test for some shitty McJob a lobotomized chimp could do
After dreaming for 5 years being a stupid dumbfuck nodev i realize i dont need to work in a game company applying in any kind of role just if i want to simply contribute to the industryFuck you niggaI dont need HRs, i need CIA-tier Handlers
>>106969232>>106969241>>106969244>>106969252>>106969258>>106969265>cherry picks the tickers of 7 industry leaders>HURR INDICATIVE OF THE ECONOMY AS A WHOLEyou wouldnt happen to be one of those re-tards would you?
>>106971974formally its the latter -- when you stop looking for work or doing any relevant training (that isnt just hobbyism)
