This LinkedIn edition will make >>108309324 seethePrevious: >>108339544
Why don't we make our own company? Who is with me?
ffs as soon as I post I forgot there's a new thread:reposting:I'm starting to get really burnt out of dealing with my companies and vendors and I'm trying to figure out the best way to cope. Semi related to this >>108345948 (You)That guy responded back after a constant 4 email back and forth and it was just "Can you provide a test sample?", "ok here", "so what happens when you try it", (I just fucking told you) "it does this", "can you try it again?", "yeah same thing.", "can you please create a new test sample and then try it again?" Holy shit this shit actually fucking pissing me off. Our internal teams are no better, I've got a ticket for our internal outsource team to figure out an issue why some stuff isn't working and they can't even pinpoint what team is responsible for it, Team X comes back to me and says "who should this go to?????" and I'm like BITCH I OPENED THE TICKET FOR YOU TO FIND OUT then Team Y comes and goes nope not ours idk whose is it, then it somehow goes to my team and I'm like DUDE OUR TEAM OPENED THIS TICKET WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE IN OUR BOAT? Fuck dude. What's the best way to deal with this shit?It doesn't help that new things keep breaking every day and there's so much additional throwaway from my boss going "idk open a ticket I guess".
No one is here to help you. If you want something done, you do it yourself.
>>108348378THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
which one are you? taken from an application
>>108348378this but the opposite
>>108348399im confused, is that a data leak suggesting if you say no AI = disqualified?
>>108348354i'm seething alright
The worst thing about AI is that it’s mandatory to use. No one forced us to use IDE when it was developed to increase productivity, the key metric was how good one can deliver.AI is different. Some introduce quote for AI generated committed code or (my company) token usage threshold. I cannot imagine more crazy bullshit than that.I would use AI w/o being forced for:- shell/python script generation for lightweight automation- tests- boilerplate (this is questionable though, if there too much boilerplate probably there’s a code smell)- initial code review, like ask AI to review first then review yourselfBut damn, they ask to generate business critical code with AI. It might be very nuanced and it’s simply more efficient to write it yourself rather then spend a lot of time on writing prompt and reviewing it
cant wait to finish lifting, do my daily reports and get litty the rest of the day
>>108348561who am i kidding, im getting lit as soon as i finish the gym
thank you indian recruiter man i love being scheduled for meetings with people i've never heard of without being asked for my availability yes im just sitting around jerking off all day how did you know this
>>108348508>rather then spend a lot of time on writing prompt and reviewing itclearly English is not your forte, which might explain your bottleneckif you write code faster than a prompt then maybe you should be talking to Guinness World Records instead
>>108348399God I hate this industry and can't wait for it to crash and burn
>>108348399well I wouldn't want to work there not because they use AI but simply because they're faggots
>>108348429i wonder if its option 4 and 5 or if its just option 5 that it wantsthe trouble with asking for shit like 5 is that these things are only a few years old and there are lots of qualified people who simply haven't had a chance to touch any of this yet. you need to have experience with the thing in order to get experience with the thing? thanks
>>108348676>well I wouldn't want to work therei am 1,000 applications deep with senior level relevant experience i will work absolutely anywhere i do not give a fuck
>>108348508I use it for tasks that I can do my self just to meet usage quota. It sometimes takes way longer that what would've taken me to do the task but whatever I don't care anymore.
>>108348399Ironically I don't use AI to write any amount of my code and I'm unwilling to change that but I develop and maintain a machine learning automation tool.
>>108348678>you need to have experience with the thing in order to get experience with the thing?You should get experience with the thing in your free time, so you can bs your way through an interview
how are you guys doing on your q1 okrs?
>>108348374I'll make the logo
>>108348354Ive read this on hn this morning too!
>>108348399The answer to this question is to use AI to answer it.
I just received my new work laptop in the mail, I'm free to put whatever OS on it I want. I'll be working in cybersec. What flavor of Unix should I pop in?
tomorrow is thursday feels good mantomorrow we think to ourselves, "tomorrow is friday"
>>108348939hannah montana
>>108348789why is it funny? because of the clawd slop?
>>108348946kek. I have to go into the office once a week. It would be funny if I showed up for my first day at the office with TempleOS loaded up
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>>108348377They're giving you the runaround to avoid doing work as much as possible.
>>108349051
>>108348964i have the templeos hat. shouldve brought it last month for our biyearly onsite.
>>108348374I could use the experience desu. I've still got three more months of college and I'm also working on my personal project but once I graduate then we should do that and work at our own company while we send out applications. In the mean time everyone start learning jira so you'll be ready to get to work for Programmer's Anonymous and start earning some experience writing enterprise software.
has anyone else moved out of a megacorp to a comfy small company recently? i worked for one of the big oil companies and the culture was so shit. this org is so much flatter and everyone is actually cool with one another. i was able to script some automations, hop on a call with the eng department to get my authentication issues sorted and just shoot the shit and play our guitars over a teams call together. i really thought i had peaked at the previous job despite the shitty culture, but somehow im making about the same amount of total comp and its full wfh.
>>108348678sorry if you are a techie and never touched AI you are worm brained and a no go
>>108348720>experience with the thing in your free timemaybe. but that's not really whats being asked
>>108349190ai didn't exist during my last job how about that dr scientist david
>>108348377Indians are like this. Every support staffed by Indians is the same thing. I give a quick summary of what happens and they kind of get the gist of it enough to know which script to pull up, then they start from step 1 in the script despite having enough information to go to step 8.
>>108349219>ai didn't existlol yeah just proving my point
>>108349153My first job was with a small shop like that. They spent 90min+ on a team call every Friday bullshitting about football. I don't care about football, but it was 90 minutes I had to jerk off or whatever. And yeah, everyone was cool. My manager didn't give two shits about when you took vacation or random days off, zero micro-managing. It was almost good enough to enjoy working.I was on a "backend" ish team though. I had basically zero interaction with the webshitters. That team was full of jeets, so I imagine it wasn't nearly as comfy. I had zero jeets in my team.
>>108349153>>108349298i work in a company with 50 employees, all work from home, we probably work 5 hours per week tops, we sell software to uncle sam
>>108349298its literally illegal to offshore my job lol so very few jeets. i think ive met maybe one so far.
>>108349322actually very similar situation
>>108349333Oliver?
>>108349507Ja'Trayvon Da'Quarius?
>>108349538Bro you have no friends in tech at all? Nevermind, just realized what thread this is.
>>108349241now im pretty sure they're not lying here but the ticket I have it opened to is a EU guy. The fact we went back and forth for 4 emails and he's been regurgitating the exact same questions and info back is actually pissing me off. >>108349092well then it fucks me up, then I tell my boss and he shrugs at me but then his boss asks me what's happening and I'm shrugging too since he shrugged and shit feels like I threw my boss under the rug but it's like WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO????
>>108349588Damn nuclover got confused wtf
>cuck coding
>>108349588Okay but who the fuck asks for references in 2026? Everyone fucking lies about them. What's the point?
>>108348685you're right anonI should be trying my hardest not to get laid off but I keep doing the bare minimum because fuck itthey're going to get rid of us anyway
>>108348377>>108348354>>108348399>average "tech worker" has less actual tech knowledge than the average HR Karenat least the roasties knew some VBA, smdh tbqh m'lads
New grad and got another offer paying about 15% more with a slightly more recognisable name. Not sure about the project wise but both are SWE so don't think it matters much.Would quitting 1 month in have repercussions? The join date is for a grad prog in July so do I work until June or quit ASAP so they can find new people? How do I make the situation less awkward and will they make me work my notice period normally? I don't really need the cash if that matters.
I took this god damn tech job to try and find a cute asian or even a pajeeta wife and it hasn't happened so I'm just going to quitI don't need the money
>>108349819>quit ASAP so they can find new peoplethis is one of the dumbest things I have ever readjust imagine for a second your job offer getting rescinded (that happens, a lot)be careful with your life anon, lest you become homeless or have to go back to living with your parentsyou could even leave your current job the same day that you start at the new onetwo weeks notice is a standard COURTESY (NOT a requirement) unless you live in some backward ass country like Switzerland
>>108349851swiss people are very hot and wealthy
>>108349819Work until the new job starts, set a 1 or 2 week vacation at your first job on the new start date. Use that time to feel out the new job. If you like it, quit with no notice and leave it off your resume.
>>108349822have you spoken to any women anon?
>>108350032what is a woman
>>108350032NoAccording to these threads, they were supposed to approach me
>have a junior hired to work under me>have to assign him tasks and walk him through the code to get him started>he vibe codes shit and it breaks>he can't debug it without my help>now spend three times as long to both explain to him what is needed to be done, get him familiar with the code, then have to sit with him when he breaks it and debug with him to show him what the AI or he did wrong>this is taking time away from my other tasks>can do this shit faster if i just did it myself from the startHe's barely learning either, or at least doesn't seem to be getting it as fast as he should if he's using AI all day. Pain in the ass and I have been noting his lack of performance and lack of actual help to me, so he's probably getting fired after his probationary period.
>>108350047tldr?
>>108348399I'm between 1 and 2, but I'd select the 4th option because, well, "using" (more like testing) LLMs kinda is part of my job, and because it's the politically correct one.wtf does the last option even mean?
>>108350086juniors are retarded and it's not AI replacing them
>>108350133how are you going to fix that?
>>108348354It's because zoomers don't read documentation, huh.
>>108348377You've been talking to AI agents>>108349598You have to marinate in his agentic assistants stew for three days before the ticket gets passed to it's hu-man
>>108350133you were junior once too
>>108349822Both forms of wife are arranged marriages, usually arranged by the mother. If you have a target, have your mother call her mother."Oh hai can I have your mother's contact info so my mother can contact her" is a legit opener. but you need assets of some kind.
>>108350255Yeah that ain't happening. I don't have a target and I'm almost 40 so there's no way I'm getting my mom to do anything like that. Also, all I have is like $900k saved up and I own my beat up shitbox car outright.
>>108350047hes indian isnt he
>>108349507close to my name actually
They're telling us at work that most of our code needs to be Claude generated. 1 year from now, the code base is gonna be a vibe coded mess..
>>108349804not a good time to get laid off. if you want another job or you anticipate being laid off i would be looking around and sucking dicks constantly
>>108349812why did you (you) me you fuck
>>108350563damn thats crazy
>>108350575see >>108350579its actually a pretty fun and straightforward problem
Does Leetcode still matter now that we are in the AI era?
>>108350047This is gonna be a growing problem with people who coasted with AI, then get in the workforce and without surprise can't do anything on their own, not even thinking. Fucking people are already retarded enough as is but good reminder things can always get worse!!
>>108350648yes it prooves u know how to proompt
I feel like everyone at work is retarded >people in charge of translating business needs to tech tasks don't even have a basic understanding of the business nor the tech>most devs still code like retards and make mistakes and bugs after years of work>nobody ever actually reviews PRs and just click approve without reading as if it was TOS, yet still manage to do it late as fuck>devs don't know the very basics of git and fuck it up every single time they have to do anything more than fast forward>QA doesn't test anything that's not explicitly written and get confused if you write more than a handful of tests>security does nothing but rely on their shitty probably AI tools and constantly hound everyone over non-issues they don't even slightly understand
>>108350238doesn't mean I couldn't get shit done
I push code.
>>108350750sounds pretty standard to me
>>108350750yet you earn less than me
>>108350047>i get passed up on for vibe coding brownieslove it
Our 500 person company general chat has devolved into daily birthday wishes.
>>108350907HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONGRATULATIONS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND SALUTATIONS,
>>108350923HAHA THANKS ANON YOUGUYS ARE JUST THE BEST. I THINK IT'S LAURA'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW HA HA
>>108350946dumb boomer
>>108350999CheckedYeah, I am. I.could have it all, yet here I am, crying. It is what it is, I guess.
how do i stop being autistic at work?
>>108351058LOOKSMAX
>>108351058Just looksmax bro! Start mewing and bone smashing!
>>108351117>that picwhat is going on with black peoples hair and why is the only non-black person an asian woman wearing a stretchable book cover on her head pretending its a durag
>>108350621okay never mind this problem is ass
>>108350946>>108351058My ex tried hooking me up with her best friend and after an hour she walked out because looking at my face gave her PTSD from this one pedo she tried scamming when she was 16 so... at least you had a gf at age 38....
>>108351117I can fix her.
>>108351122>>108351137I am good looking. And tall. And I have money.The problem is, me. I am the fucking problem.Just a few moments ago, I was sitting in a local square when I was writing that shit >>108350946, and this girl came and sat alone some meters away from me, and kept looking at me from time to time. I thought, maybe I should talk to her. But I don't have the balls required to do that... Anyway, I got up because I felt asleep and some homeless fuck came in my direction. I walked in her direction, looked at her and only managed to say "hi", and then kept walking...Idk man, going to the square made me sad instead of help me get distracted, and I just don't have the confidence to do shit like that. I mean, if I had it, I would have had a gf when I was a kid...Also, I've had a few dates in the last couple of months, and every single fucking time, I fucked up big time.I dunno wtf is wrong with me, but while I look normal, I clearly am not. Fucking autism.
How come we ended up in a world where software companies are striving to automate software engineers? What did go wrong?
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>>108351185America and Jews and Smartphones
>>108351178>>108350946>>108351058take it to r9k you stupid boomer, imagine crying to a bunch of zoomers that have never even gotten a crumb of pussy about how much of a bitch you are
Can someone screenshot his post for me im on phone and cba opening desuarchive
my pop machine just updated to cosmic desktopit started kernel panicking on boot, but thankfully the recovery partition worked flawlessly and let me reinstallnot sure how i feel about cosmic yet
>>108351236ask chatgpt to make a linkedin post about this
FRESH HAPPINESS GEM
>>108351200Justo leave the industry little, bro. You might have a lot more luck working for ducking McDonald's than in this shit.>>108351214It was just me crying about my inability to open up to other people, autism, and how this job makes things worse.Also, just use rbt.asia
seriously css is the most arcane language in the world
>>108351259>>108351269what the fuck is wrong with you
>>108351291regex is
>>108351178sounds like all you need to do is go outside and eventually you'll find yourself a girlfriendhobbies, nightclubs, you know but nothing's gonna change if you don't put yourself out there
>>108351178>kept looking at me from time to timeYou're probably just imagining it. She might have been waiting for someone.
>>108351117> one of these is not like the others
>dad visits me>sees me working on a leetcode problem>asks what I'm doing>explain it to him>he tells me I'm eating shit and I should go to college for a cs degree and ill magically get a job after>goes on a 15 minute lecture about how im wasting my time working on projects instead of getting a piece of paper that says im a good slavethey will never get it
>>108351424he's literally absolutely correct lol
>>108351435i had 2 good goy papers and proceeded to be jobless for 7 years
>>108351329Nah man, I've had a bunch of women practically throw themselves at me and I got.scared or was too oblivious at the time.>>108351388Maybe, she was kinda far from me actually.Bit I dunno man, the kind of shit that has happened to me and I've missed because I'm a coward
>hey anon we’re gonna be working on this project together>sounds good>invites me to repo>had Claude generate EVERYTHING>ask him a technical question about the project>”I’ll ask Claude”Where did it all go so wrong? Using it to develop the foundation of a large project that you don’t understand has got to be the dumbest way to use llms
>>108351501>Maybe, she was kinda far from me actually.OTOH we were almost alone, basically. It was 11pm, there were only a few people there, one couple and some homeless fucks. But who knows
>>108351435Nta but you don't really need papers to.work in this industry, and you can read everywhere that the current generation of retarded grads are worse than useless, while some self taught person might be way more useful and knowledgeable.
>>108351532>you don't really need papers to.work in this industrythis was true up until roughly '22, maybe '24 at the latestcertainly not the case now
I didn't get fired todaybut my manager had to cancel our meeting to attend a different one insteadso maybe tomorrow
>>108351508Wrong. This is one of the best ways to use AI. AI is the future. Using AI to do the grunt work so you can focus on what really matters is going to save you so much time and make you 100-1000x more productive. Your friend realizes this. You need to step up and start enhancing your workflow with AI at every level if you do not want to be left behind.
>>108351501learn from your failuresand just go outside because you literally have no other choice
>>108351554the real meta is showing half working claude code to your boss and then hand it off to a real engineer and then take the credit =]
>>108351554>so you can focus on what really mattersTaking on QA role? Constant troubleshooting? Being laid off?
the CEO is slopmaxxing, send help
>>108351570No. Using AI you become the Architect, managing your team of Agents to develop a product in a fraction of the time of a non-AI user. As the Architect you spend your time discovering user needs and building business cases—these are the truly important duties of a Software Architect—to determine what product best suits the Market. The drudge work of actually implementing the product? That's work better and more quickly performed by AI. Face it. AI is the future and if you do not have a growth and entrepreneurial mindset you are already fired and homeless on the street—permanently—you just don't know it yet.
>>108351583Okay, ChatGPT.
>>108351591Correct. I use AI to write my posts for me so I can spend my time doing what truly matters—determining what to post—and when. AI handles the legwork while I do the brainwork. I would not expect a Left Behind Luddite like you to understand.
>Get told that a member of my team is on leave for the foreseeable future.>Details are vague, managers aren't sure what they're allowed to tell me.>Apparently it's some sort of legal issue.>As far as I can tell, he's still employed with us.Any idea what could be going on?
>>108351501Your autism protected your virginity for your one true and honest gf who you will actually enjoy conversing with and share hobbies and ideals and opinions with instead of one your penis just wants to cum inside.
>>108351598Awful. Could you write a message to your 'Architect' to indicate that their level of faggotry is off the charts and entering into critical territory? Perhaps delete their emails from time to time?Thanks
>>108351542ye bootcampers have been getting utterly fucked lately, even the competent onesi know a few who got a degree from WGU because the career prospects are that bad without that piece of paper
goodnight /twg/
>>108351711good morning sar it is time for standup
>>108351737nothing to report sirs
>>108351741aside from the blockers me as well
>be comfy level 2 IT fixit monkey>did level 3, fuck being responsible for shit>money is comfy, life is comfy in Europe>company says 'you can use copilot'>jokingly say to some people 'it can replace me'>they literally attempt to use it to figure things out>mfw they say it keeps insisting they do things that don't exist for them>how do I make it so the FN key on my laptop is always on so I can use the F1-F12 keys>in the bios is a setting so you can use it there>mfw she had a panic attack thinking copilot was telling her to hack the laptop>mfw she's a fucking directorMy job is comfy
Anyone else is feeling like becoming more of a QA? LLM spits out code and all you do is testing it and making merge requests. That joy of telling a machine what do you is gone now.
>>108348354how do I use [computer] to get hot wife
>>108351850Work is not supposed to be joyful, zoomer.
>>108352038>zoomerYou're wrong, I'm a doomer.
>>108348508>>108348508it's mandatory to use because the people who run companies have spent millions of dollars licensing copilot, gemini, etc with the promise of being able to increase productivity and reduce expenses (payroll)so, for executives, even if it's a choice between>everybody uses ai, despite it providing no or even negative value, and productivity is x>nobody uses ai but productivity is 1.25xthey will prefer the former because it's a short term win (we're still in the adoption phase!) they can spin, get bonuses, and drive up stock price, until they leave for another job
>>108352100I sure loves Jews
Honestly, I wish I were on the engineering team so I could stop using AI for everything. My workflow is basically doing my tasks while AI writes scripts to automate things for me in the background, so I can handle two to five tasks that all need to be done right now. Lucky that AI is pretty good at one shotting 60–500 lines of bash or python scripts, but the downside is that most of the scripts end up being disposable garbage and I don’t want to spend time fixing them since the only time I could do that is after work
>>108351259VirtualBox combined with a kernel update broke my system a few weeks ago and I just rolled it back and froze my kernel version, simple as.Unfortunately I need a Windows VM for some freelance work I do on the side.
>>108351424UTWG is that way, buddy. Out with the jobless.
Someone I knew from uni got onto a 40 under 40 list for our uni. We have a very similar career trajectory, but mine is more impressive. I am definitely not worthy of being on a 40 under 40 list as a senior dev at faang, and neither is she as one of the endless product managers in a giant company. All this tells me is these lists mean nothing except those people are narcissists willing to nominate themselves
>>108352502>sheI think I found the problem
LOL
>>108351117Who are they ? And the fuck is the problem with the bottom right guy ?
>>108352942they're famous rappers. they all have an influence on the current youth. Bottom right is Tyler the Creator
>>108352956Thanks anon, I feel like the Tyler guy is influencing other boys assholes tho
>>108348354God damn I'll bet a ton of retards think he's a genius too.
>>108348678You need to be both a spastic striver and totally locked in otherwise you're not good. You need to both be an autodadict to the degree that class room instruction is an annoying formality but also have at least two degrees. You need to comply fully with corporate policy but also just push things out of the way and make things happen.For some reason there's a shortage of these people and everyone is having a hard time hiring.
>>108352454Forget attackers. Microsoft themselves register domains like candy and just switch them out all the time. They do this super aggressively for their authentication portal (???) for some reason.
>>108349190I gooned hard to early stage character.ai but everything got neutered into stale boring shit that i lost interest fastStable Diffusion is great All the enterprise AI solutions so far are pure ass that prove Teddy 120% right
>>108351944it's pronounced HOTWIFE, all one word
