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>>196463973
they should make urinals shaped like that using 3D printers
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Rorke eating 1kg of raw steak and drinking 2L of milk a day to stick it to leftypol
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poos
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love my pints me

if you tried to take my pints away from me i'd go mental
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omds janny is going to flip
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>>196463964
EXCELLENT post
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Fucks sake why did you knobs have to declare war on Germany again?
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>>196464001
*serves you 500ml of beer*
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reckon if I ever go on holiday again I will need to buy a brand new wallet first because my wallet absolutely stinks of drone / speed when you open it up. Nothing in it but even the residue on notes / crumbs is enough that you can smell it.
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australia is just essex in the desert
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little rorke weasel
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baby screaming it's heed off outside
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Trading in my 330d for a fiesta st on saturday because the beemer is a boring old fart's car. No idea why people think non-M BMWs handle well
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>>196464050
His what?
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rhoughbay graynger's stretch marks from her 8th child
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>>196463969
anything to do with drugs is fucked with immigration to usa aus can etc
i'm sure they'd take ti case by case for a small time possession charge that was over 6 years ago now, i haven't got cuaght doing owt since but i'm not a barrister or whatever, just a humble sales jew, so doubt they'd allow me
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>>196464041
grim freak never heard of cleaning
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>>196464058
how remarkably dull this post is
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>>196464050
teel that bairn to quit at's scrikin'
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>>196464081
phoagh
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>>196464058
That is absolutely hilarious
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Squirting a frube up my ass
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>>196464088
if you just got a warning I imagine it won't impact you much
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the mrs
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heating's going on
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get that bbc sucked rorke
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>>196464117
careful my dad got pregnant like that
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>>196464081
stretchmarks from her best chum's 8 fingers more like
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Don't much like alcohol me and only ever have a glass of scotch once in a blue moon, do I deserve to have my /brit/ pass revoked?
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>>196464097
Who cleans their wallet come on?

Yeah I will wipe my bank card / notes after a sesh but I’m not cleaning out my wallet with a little cotton bud sort yourself out.
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Please someone help me with a crown? I need advice
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>>196464025
janeeeey don't like it
rock the brit thread rock the brit thread
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>>196464134
Average WMIF couple
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>>196464128
trust anything to do with drugs is a huge deal, you get some mongs online saying they got rejected for a simple holiday visa to usa because of some stupid shite
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ask for money, get advice
ask for advice, make money twice
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>>196464149
nah mate you're alright
*buys you a LL&B with the round*
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>>196464154
You’d be better off asking your actual dentist but fire away.

I will remind you as well that you’re employed and not short of money so a crown costing more than a filling isn’t an issue for you.
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>>196464154
What can we do
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>>196464160
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>>196464185
really good post that
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>>196464173
My mrs's cousin can't go to America because he got caught with a bag
Her family still believes him when he said he got told by a dealer "hold this mate" before he ran off and cops came round the corner
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Prince Harry allowed to live in the US despite having smoked the ganja.

really makes you think
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life
is
relentless
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I'm scromiting scromiting scromiting
I'm scromiting like that
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>>196464185
cheers cobba, just throw some old whipper snipper petrol in it yeah? haha, cheers mate
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Love those big American pickup trucks like the F150 Raptor but I imagine it will be miserable to drive it around my town where the roads are narrow as fuck.

I just want a vehicle that ensures I completely destroy the other car and its passengers in the event of a crash.
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vomiting scromiting wallace and gromiting
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>>196464153
grimf reak
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>>196464221
do you mean just to visit? cos yeah it's utterly mental
did he get a caution for possession or hwat?
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>>196464168
cope rankdeet
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>>196463992
I've drunk 3L of milk a day since february 2017
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>>196464195
Okay I will ask the dentist. I am trying to save money. Driving being cancelled soon too.

>>196464197
Advice? Support? Kind words? There's a lot you can do.
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a hu rod fori orpso veee eoy rn t
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>>196464237
they're too big for most australian roads (F150s and big RAMs and that) so surely would be too big for your roads
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>>196464226
yeah. when can i catch a break. it's like a marathon
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>>196464237
An X5 or a Tiguan should sort you out lad.
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mrs ruebay grainger slaving over the washboard while the 7 children amuse themselves in the paddock
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doing a proverbial gay porn dance
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>>196464257
Yeah, he can't enter the country because of a possession caution
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>>196464232
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can I scromit
yes I can
can I scromit
yes I can
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>>196464288
has he tried to? like gone through the process and been rejected
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corrr bellinghams new gf is a bit sexo
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>>196464268
Doesn't stop the middle class ARSEHOLES from around where I live parking them down both sides of the FUCKING street
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>>196464273
>Tiguan
Tiguans are Golf platform, they're tiny compared to a full size SUV. You need something like a full fat Rangey or a Q7.
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29 and nothing to show for it
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>>196464260
>trying to save money

Your health / teeth isn’t the place to save money though. If your dentist says you need a crown then get a crown and save that money elsewhere. You’d rather have good oral health than a couple extra quid in your pocket to spend on a crate of Kopparberg.
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might flop my bbc out
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>>196464268
most our roads were designed for coaches, don't talk shit. it's why every rural town has a nose in or reverse in debate.
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Mousey was telling me not to get a crown and I'm hesitant to take his advice because of the Florida law incident.
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Superscranivagilistic-sexpialicopecious
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>>196464237
just cop a ford ranger or one of those amaroks
seen heaps of them on google streetview over there
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>>196464325
same
so much this
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>>196464308
looks like any other tart
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>>196464308
shes 6 years older than him
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lovely scromit, vomit maid
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29? lmao, i just turned 41 last month
done NOWT
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Suzuki Jimny
*assumes the foetal position*
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only wanking once a week now
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>>196464384
LOL same but slightly younger
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bop it, twist it, spin it, scromit
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>>196464340
mate it's just simply not true
i've been to the states, their streets are extremely wide, that's why they can get away with the big ones. Pictures don't do it justice
I wasn't talking about your rural towns I was talking about cities and suburbs where 85% of Australians live lad
>>196464317
this bloke gets it

rangers, hiluxes et. al are fine though
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>>196464399
haha
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a dutch song about getting cucked by the milkman was no 1 in the UK for a whole year in 1966
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>>196464259
your estrogen must be off the charts
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>>196464326
Sound advice this. I'll go through with it. And not cutting corners when it comes to health is great advice for life. Thanks mage.
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Growing up we couldn't afford hot dogs for everyone, so last in line would get to drink the water, which my mother dubbed hot dog soup. I was the smallest so often I was the one drinking it.
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>>196464226
yeh it's horrific
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>>196464417
the company was gay
we'd turn night into day
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>>196464425
did she ever water down the milk to make it last longer
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>>196464425
fuck's sake lad
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>>196464417
Chart (1967) Peak
position
UK Singles (The Official Charts Company) 7
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I don't like cricket
I scromit
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>>196464410
um, you're chinese
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Unironically just want to start a family. Every instinct in my body says I need to have children. Shame I'm an antisocial freak who can't talk to people without doing an impeccable impression of a tomato.
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>>196464259
you drink 1.3k calories in milk every day?
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>>196464476
why dont you adopt an animal
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>>196464464
nonsense, in fact one of my cars is a ute. Just saying the F150s are just uselessly massive and are rubbish off-road anyway so they're pointless
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i /brit/-posted for over a month… this is what happened..
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>>196464476
i'm sure some clingy person on bumble would be keen for that
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>>196464460
believe what you want it wouldn't have had such a hold in minds if wasn't a song played on repeat for decades. it's just 2 up 2 down.
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Just remember that the souf, the pakis, the jews, labour AND women want to take this away from you!
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>>196464460
Think old mate's got it round arse-backwards
It was originally written in English and it went gold in the Netherlands
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I’m a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father.
Slots, that’s a machine I understand.
Roulette, that’s something I can get my head around.
Sending my kids to daycare, summer included.
I’m sitting there, blackjack, these guys at the table are my family. Can’t win if you don’t play is what I tell my son
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>>196464425
ancient gimmick
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>>196464487
i saw an f-150 lightning just the other week. go outside more little yellow fella.
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>>196463973
>perfect cast doesn't exis-
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>>196464519
Don't think I've ever had a proper norf mild
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Not sure I want to raise a family so much as I just want to have sex with, and ejaculate inside, attractive women. Like I know that can cause pregnancy but I don't really want to deal with all that, just to have sex y'know? That's what it's about for me. Having sex.

It's like in those nature programs when a male tiger knocks up a female tiger. He doesn't hang around after. He's not into all that. He just wants to get his nut. That's me. I am that tiger.
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Fascinated by industrialists of the 1800s, you don't get people like that now, probably a good thing. Sure Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have tons of cash but I don't consider them the same as Henry Ford or Rockefeller

Henry Ford for example, imagine just being "the car guy" during that era.

>what do you do m8?
>I'm the fucking car guy, I make the cars

*drinks a whole 1 litre bottle of banana Yazoo in front of you*
Imagine the prostitutes they had access to.
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Scottish Independence is dead, any chance they had died once Sturgeon left.
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>>196464551
she can eat my foreskin off any day
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>>196464544
you really are a goose and I appreciate and accept your concession
I will enjoy going out in my ute
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>>196464519
Me on the left
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>>196464523
nope i have it on good authority it was written by a dutch band in english as was the tradition at the time.
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>extremely far away from anywhere good
>absolutely zero culture or soul
>buildings no older than the 1980s
>loads of wogs
>dogshit landscape, even that’s soulless

what’s the appeal over other places. is it just that they speak english?
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>>196464579
rollercoaster of a post this
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>>196464551
ugly slag
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>>196464519
>beer belly when you're 7 years old
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I'm a scromitting cheetah with heart full of heartburn
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>>196464551
Holy Mary, Mother of God...
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>>196464584
whoa she's an innocent virgin bro
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>>196464551
>natural conception
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>>196464579
Ford actually had a lot of contemporary competitors especially in Empire markets
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Mad how the bible says Jesus had siblings
which means the virgin mary got shagged and really was only a virgin for a little while
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Ich bin ein geschromitten cheetah mitt ein hearten fullen auf der heartenburnein
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If I had 100 billion I'd probably build one or two nuclear powerplants
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how do i become a rothschild?
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driving lesson later today and I haven't thought about driving one bit since my last lesson 2 weeks ago

can't even recall what we did or what the instructor told me.
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>>196464673
Would have been weird if she hadn't what with being young and married
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>>196464713
get born into it
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>>196464741
into what
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People who don't reproduce are a bit bonkers if you ask me. The whole point of life is to reproduce. Every animal does it (or at least tries) and even plants do it by spreading their seed.

Not having children means that there are dandelions out there that have fulfilled their main purpose in life and you have not.

Something to think about.
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>>196464519
what a boyo
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>>196464712
If they blew up you'd never hear the end of it
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>>196464749
the rothschild family
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>>196464719
ah eventually it all becomes muscle memory anyway
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>>196464757
life doesn't have a point mate
something to reddit space about
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>>196464757
not sure why you think life has a point or purpose
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supporting the australian porn industry (watching girth master)
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>>196464757
There are people with an IQ of 50 who have reproduced, it's not an achievement.
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>>196464804
bodied that freak
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>life doesn't have a point or purpose!

Cope from genetic dead ends.
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Just got to spoons
Drinking on my own till she texts me saying din dins is ready
It’s the same 20 people in here each day, I always wonder if a britLad might be with me aha
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>>196464839
what is the purpose of life then?
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>>196464843
good lad enjoy your pint
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>>196464787
Can drive the car fine but it's road sense I am lacking. Can only really come with experience I suppose.
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>>196464757
Why are you on here instead of spending time with your kids?
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>>196464823
>it's not an achievement.

Why haven't you managed to do it then? You're literally not able to do something that the retarded can and have done.
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Can the lad who text his new work colleague
>“I have the feeling we’re a part of the same secret online club”
Post the screenshot for bants pls
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>>196464864
britpop looking thing
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>>196464848
life is unironically what you make of it
humans uniquely possess the means to determine our own destiny. It's up to you to decide what that purpose is (or isn't)
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>>196464865
Yeah I'll just walk to their school and sit next to them in class.

BIG DAFT BASTARD
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>>196464869
I don't want kids and I wore a condom last time I shagged.
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>>196464839
why would it?
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faking life till i make it
but then life will be fake according to aus
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>>196464865
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catholics used to kiss the pope's feet
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im all alone, more or less
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Naming my first born son Mildrew
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>>196464134
a young sir poo barmer
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I can pick up your kids if you need mate, you can stay posting on here
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can any sex-havers describe the difference in feeling / sensation between sex with a condom and without?

does it really ruin sex?
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>>196464950
lol
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>>196464864
cute little feller
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no reason the pope cant be a woman
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Reckon we need a Filipino pope. Reckon that'd be bants.
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>>196464974
yeah
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right
i will now bed
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>>196464974
hard to describe it other than the fact there is just much less sensation to speak of when you have one on, less enjoyable
it's like night and day
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>>196464974
I've only ever had it with a condom and you can feel fuck all, I've yet to finish from sex wearing a condom.
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>>196464974
only ever shagged without one
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>>196464993
pretty likely this century 2bh
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>>196464993
Filipinope
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read once that every time a bird gets spaffed in the blokes dna merges with something or other or idk what it was
but i am wondering if any of you lads heard this too and if it's true or just some incel made it up?
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>>196464974
If you wore a Jonny then u didn’t have sex

>t. 100+ women through being a holiday rep. Only ever had 2 STD’s. One being from a girl who was raped by a cabbie and only told me after I bolted me beans inside. So that was nice.
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pope ping (the first)
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>>196464642
>ackshully it's called immaculate conception okay??
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>>196465008
>I've only ever had it with a condom
my condolences lad
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>>196465041
Do you tell gfs you've shagged over a hundred women?
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>>196465039
it's true, I checked
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TAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU FEELING DOWN
WHEN YOU'RE SICK HE WILL COME AROUND
TAKES HIS CURES FROM OUT THE GROUND
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>>196465039
I heard it
It does happen with some animals but I'm not sure enough research has been done to confirm it with humans so I wouldn't go around spouting it as fact
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>>196465039
it's just some cells not like they mutate
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>jew hates christ
well now there’s a shocker
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>>196464979
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>>196465039
It’s 4Chan/BroScience but probably some truth to it.

Why do all the coal burner pornstars have white babies…
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>>196465053
blud forgot to turn on his proxy
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>>196465081
I don't know, why do all the coal burner pornstars have white babies?
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let the scromit hit the floor
let the scromit hit the floor
let the scromit hit the floor
let the scromit hit the FLOOR
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>>196465061
Obviously not. But a girl can tell if a guy is a shagger or not.
My missus has had 6 cocks in her life. Sounds like a lot till compared with mine.
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>>196465081
they don't
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>>196465039
even if this were true, what are the effects of it
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>>196465096
literally whomst
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>>196465053
Just thought it was funny how the Jew article goes out of its way to mention that it was definitely a natural conception not once but literally twice
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more cheese scromit
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>>196465119
how many cocks have you had then that it put her to shame
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>>196465110
ahaha
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just realised my camera and voice was still broadcasting when i though I'd disconnected from the teams call and my team just saw me put my head in my hands and sigh "fuck sake, fucking hate this shit"
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>>196465129
what the heck are you doing with the red cows
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just resubscribed to LS Magazine
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>>196465097
Jesus Christ what a spastic.

I meant Riley Reid has has 1.5million black cock explode inside her but had a white baby. If the spunking thing was true her baby wouldn’t be white.
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>>196465142
kek
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>>196465151
mental if true
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>>196465153
they are planning to destroy the world physically (they have already succeeded culturally and spiritually)
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>>196465163
Don't use the Lord's name in vain
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>>196465138
that's literally the plot mate, it's like how in the last temptation of christ jesus an judas were bros
>>196465153
delicious hamburgers
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Just don't get Catholics. Just seems silly to me to think some paedophile in Rome has the big cheese' number and knows exactly what he wants
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>>196465142
Doing pegging twice. Once with a milf, once with a 19 yr old and I was 33 aha
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>>196465151
good
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>>196465151
Mate I've shared my screen in a meeting and shown everyone I was playing solitaire
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>>196465199
good lad
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I'm a virgin and I think if I ever do have sex (unlikely) that it will be readily apparent that I've never had sex before.

I just don't see how you can go into that situation with only theoretical knowledge. Surely it's one of those things you have to learn by doing. Obviously I know where everything goes but I mean more like behaviour during the act, directing how the encounter goes, being dominant and that sort of thing.
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i wonder how many men under the age of 21 died in ww1 and ww2. i wonder how many men throughout history had one wife and one sexual partner their entire lives.
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>>196465221
I said fuckin paki bastard after I thought I’d hung up, client was still on my mobile.
Blocked his number. Never heard anything.
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>>196465194
I like some part of Catholicism and don't get others. The Mary stuff is weird, they believe that Mary is without sin, so on par with Jesus, and they pray to her so she can pass on their prayers to Jesus, rather than praying to Jesus directly.
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>>196465194
It is literally the church of Jesus Christ mate.
Matthew 16:18: - For on this rock I will build My church

Its all there, black and white, clear as crystal.
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>>196465229
Why does it matter, if she's already getting naked with you she isn't going to stop the process just because you look a bit uncertain
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>>196465194
these days it's not so much pope worship as it is their conviction that catholicism is the oldest continuous sect of the christian faith so carries that legitimacy as an institution with it
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>>196465245
Thats because Mary is the Mother of God, doofus
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>>196465256
I don't particularly want a reputation as a weird shag though.
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>>196465229
It is very apparent if you've never had sex before but if you're with a girl you've been dating she won't care, they'll only care if it's a one night stand. Just get them to go on top and you just need to lie there.
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>>196465229
Bro this wreaks of autism but u seem like a good guy.
Just try to relax and act like porno (a normal porno not some piss mop facial abuse thing).
Worst that’ll happen is u cum quickly, which has happened to us all.
Stop overthinking
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>>196465274
Yeah but she still took a cock or two after he was born
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>>196465245
>and they pray to her so she can pass on their prayers to Jesus, rather than praying to Jesus directly.
not true you pray to jesus directly all the time, also the lord's prayer and that
t. went to catholic school
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>>196465245
mfers never heard of thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
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>>196465282
>act like porno
fuck sake do not
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Gonna scran a couple of these bad boys phwoarrr yesss x
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orthodoxy is catholicism except sigma
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>>196463973
nice rock
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>>196465275
Why would you get a "reputation"? Do you live on an oil rig?
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>>196465274
Mary was human, and though the angel Gabriel said she was honoured amongst women, so must have been a good one, she was still human. Nothing in the Bible says that she was without sin.
>>196465296
Yeah I don't mean only to Mary but Catholics pray to Mary tonnes.
>>196465301
I do wonder how it's not considered idolatry.
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Dont know why all these porn productions insist on using this grey filter in all their films now. Just looks depressing
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>>196465311
what are those noncey creps
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>>196465308
I learnt to shag from rocco sifreddi.
He knows how to pleasure/break a hole.
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>>196465311
getting the ick imagining you posing your crocs for this pic in the most nonchalant seeming way, taking a couple of pics and looking at them, rearranging the saxa shaker and twisting your feet a little and going back to take another
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Did piss mop facial abuse when I lost my virginity
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>>196465337
ask >>196465301
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>>196465264
>>196465247
Yeah, but just because Jesus founded it doesn't really mean much. Steve Jobs founded Apple only 5 decades ago and already the company is unrecognisable from what it once was.
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>>196465311
Offscreen is a shit stained dildo
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>>196465326
it is considered idolatry to worship mortals, that's why the trinity was created after the death of jesus wink wink nudge nudge ;^)
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Thinking about that guy's post saying if you wear a condom during sex, you haven't had sex.

It's true really, you're just shagging a bit of rubber.
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>>196465313
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>>196465357
How long did it take the guy to cum?
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gods not real
grow up
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>>196465383
you'd still be doing the washing up if you wore rubber gloves
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aero horn spree user went
after hurricane rodney for corpse beer rot in texas
or tv free hour spot siren day in orlando
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something smells absolutely rancid in fridgeberg

will I be doing anything about it? Will I fuck
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>>196465326
>Nothing in the Bible says that she was without sin.
Doesn't matter. Catholics don't worship on biblical instruction alone. The Church was established by Peter on the instruction of Jesus himself as the earthly vicar to the Kingdom of Heaven. That means the Church's interpretation and wisdom is ordained and sanctioned by God, and Mary is sinless.
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>>196465380
The Trinity is a confusing part of Christianity but if Jesus is God then making 'idols' of him isn't idolatry.
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>>196465396
chances he was gay?
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>>196465380
Jesus was god Incarnate not a mortal
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Swear these are the lengest ‘ssants you can buy, taste similar to ones from a proper bakery

>>196465339
Crocs
>>196465349
Lmfao done me
>>196465377
lol
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>>196465433
I don't really understand how fridge smell accumulates despite me not having spilled anything in my fridge. Everything in there is in containers / packaging from the shops.
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>>196465434
>Debated by medieval theologians, it was not defined as a dogma until 1854,[3] by Pope Pius IX in the papal bull Ineffabilis Deus
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stop arguing
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Jesus died for our sins because he really liked goats and wanted us to stop killing them for sacrifice
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>>196465476
All Papal Bulls are divinely inspired
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>>196465479
why
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Don’t get what the numbers mean on my fridge lads

Is the lower the number the colder it is or the warmer it is? Can’t work it out and lost the instructions now
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>>196465465
You ever get the freshly baked in-store ones from tesco or the like?

They do the standard ones filled with chocolate spread but they also do almond ones filled with almond paste (whatever that is) and they're great.
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harnessed in slums absolutely belting tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8heCttqF3E
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suffer apostates
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gonna sort my life out tomorrow. got a GOOD feeling about tomorrow
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>>196465513
why don't you ask your pretend wife
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>>196465504
If that's what you believe then I have nothing to say
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made a phone call
prepared a letter to post
have the attachment for an email ready
now i just need to write the email and send it
and walk to the post box and post the letter
then my work is done for the day
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>>196465513
Higher number means more power i.e the fridge works harder thus generates a colder environment. Fairly straightforward.
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>>196465507
cause it's all circular and it's what that poster wants you all to do
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>>196465537
could you sort mine out when you're done
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>>196465553
never tell me what to do
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>>196465545
corrrr leave some activities for the rest of us lad you've absolutely smashed it out the park here
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>>196465537
Go to church lad
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>>196465514
Fucking hell almond croissants are so peng
>>196465543
She doesn’t know either (I set the fridge up not her)
>>196465546
Not sure whether to trust /Brit/ or not
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your father is dad
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>>196465513
Set it to the max and see what happens
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>>196465441
>>196465449
i don't see statues of yahweh and allah but okay, but i was referencing to the *fact* that the concept of trinity didn't exist among early christians, and it was only developed after the jesus' death exactly because to avoid the pitfall of idolatry/polytheism, so the solution was to equate jesus with god
but realizing this is also realizing religion is man-made and most religious people won't be able to overcome the cognitive dissonance that screams like crazy in their brains
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>>196465537
I've got a BAD feeling about tomorrow.
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if i turn my fridge on to max cold it freezes some of ym scran near the back
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>>196465566
I wasn't lad :)
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>>196465588
tell me what the heck you're doing with the red cows
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Kitchenberg seriously needs a good tidy ffs need to get the imaginary mrs on the case
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>>196465588
Though never saying 'I am Yahweh' Jesus claimed he was God many times in the Bible. The resurrection sealed the deal for the Disciples who lost faith during his Passion.
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feel the urge to go fix something
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>>196465575
I'm a worker, cannot deny it. Phonecall, an email, a letter. I could almost be mistaken for a functioning member of society.
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fridges are a meme. just put it outside
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>>196465588
>i was referencing to the *fact* that the concept of trinity didn't exist among early christians
Source that Jesus was not considered divine?
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>>196465639
Sort your fucking kitchen out mate what a shithole
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>>196465639
>oil in plastic bottles
You really are a disgusting little worm..
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>>196465474
It’s the gaps behind the plastic back, fills up with mould.
Some woman will have a vid a YouTube “why my fridge smells”
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>>196465639
What's in the nutella jar
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get the experts sucked
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We need to convert this Jew to Christianity, it will happen by lunchtime.
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off to my interview
went with the blue chinos with brown shoes and a plain white shirt
green coat
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you are you
you die in some way
you wake up the next day and you are alive again
meaning you are jesus
but you haven't spent your life saying anything about religion, in fact, you've spent your life in your smelly bedroom
you have no disciples, you don't even have mates
no one even knew you'd died, so, you are the only person who will ever know you're jesus
how pissed off do you get?
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Cold out
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>>196465738
get the interviewer sucked off
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People still consumed by religion in 2024 are always total losers that I avoid.
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>>196465757
irish whedder

don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
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gay porn
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>>196465753
what?
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>>196465646
which is very odd, why didn't yawhe tell his followers that were trained since time immemorial to believe there i only one god, that he is actually yawhe? seems like he was pulling on them the cruelest of jokes
btw The WHOLE point of the old testament is that god is one and he's the only god. Not only it's mentioned in the most important jewish prayer (shema israel), it's recited by jesus himeslf
>And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord
Mark 12:29
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New
>>196465708
>>196465708
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>>196465761
Cope that
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>>196465738
good luck lad
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>>196465761
you avoid everyone since you never go outside
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>>196465761
Every atheist and anybody preoccupied with debating religion at all have been fat drug addicts with mental health issues
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>>196465783
>"If he had simply announced, 'Hi, folks; I'm God,' that would have been heard as 'I'm Yahweh,' because the Jews of his day didn't have any concept of the Trinity. They only knew of God
the Father-whom they called Yahweh-and not God the Son or God the Holy Spirit. So if someone were to say he was God, that wouldn't
have made any sense to them and would have been seen as clear-cut blasphemy. And it would have been counterproductive to Jesus in his efforts to get people to listen to his message. Besides, there were already a host of expectations about what the Messiah would look like, and Jesus didn't want to be pigeon-holed
into somebody else's categories. Consequently, he was very careful about what he said publicly. In private with his disciples-that was a different story, but the gospels primarily tell us about what he did in public."
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>>196465795
I was the cunt who is triple digit body count and got pegged by a milf so please don’t tell me I haven’t lived
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>>196465838
the trinity, one of the main concepts of christianity, is never mentioned in the old testament anywhere (arguably not even explicitly in the new testament), how come such important concept has no trace at all in the most sacred book of that time? btw new testament was only compiled in the 4th century



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