mad how there are literally billions of people who go day to day living their lives, talking with other people without knowing a word of Englishtheyre just there, like insects, moving around, doing things and not speaking english or hearing english or anythingcrazy.
The tulpa mrs sub edish
>>198876236Why does that make you mad?
>>198876236You're an idiot>>198876722When he says "mad how" he doesn't mean it makes him mad. He means that he finds it surprising. You can say things like "it's mad how..." or "it's crazy how..." which I suppose means "it's unexpected that...".
>>198877166Mad how youre not even british yet youre posting under that flag
>>198878652You rumbled me, I'm actually from the Federated States of Micronesia, but I'm on holiday in good old Blighty
This is the official thread.
>>198880090This is the official post of the official thread.
Can I make a thread next?
taking a shite
Pokemon is one of the only pure goods in the world
>>198876722you can buhtan up my shirt you little wog
>>198881348crystal clear is a good gen 2 hack but it has some cringe like a self insert elite 4
Rorke petting his pet moss ball
>>198881698
any other left-handed empathetic genius in
rorke's moss ball voting green
>>198876722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU
wish my virginity was pokegone
rorke scranning his moss ball
>>198881722>>198881773What is this new gimmick
>>198881762paedophiles are more likely to be left handed
>>198881692gone woke
>>198881800a poster has a moss ball in his living room
>>198881800rorke has a moss ball now
190 would have loved this thread
it's curious how ever since farage returned leftypol has spent 100% of his time attacking reform and 0% of his time attacking the tories
sucking a moss ball
>>198876722ooh rare
Vote Reform to ban transgenderism from being taught in schools
its not even made of moss
Spaghetti and mossballs
lads I'm off I thinkCan't do this anymorebetween the tranny porn and gay porn, spaino is happily wrecking the general and the jannies seem to be supportive of it
And the very latest from Toby?
poor canslad never catches a break
>>198881888shut the fuck up nigga
was gonna vote for workers party of britain but might vote reform now
swapping rorkes moss ball out for a matza ball
Marimo, more commonly known as moss balls, make a fun addition to your indoor garden and are a popular feature in aquariums. These aquatic plants are also relatively easy to care for once you know the basicsThe little green spheres are not actually moss, but algae. In their natural habitat, the algae balls live at the bottom of cold lakes. They keep their round shape by the action of the waves.The plants grow up to 5 millimeters per year and will eventually reach 2 to 5 inches in containers or 8 to 12 inches in natural conditions.Marimo balls are regarded as good luck charms in Japan, and since they have been known to live to 200 years or longer, they are often kept as family heirlooms.
>>198881888spainmong is a janny, can cancel the reports coming in
>>198881888Nearly bed time for you anyway you auld cunt
>New polling with @ObserverUK>The Labour lead is now 20 points>Labour 40% (n/c)>Conservatives 20% (-3)>Reform 16% (+2)>Lib Dems 12% (n/c)>Greens 9% (+2)>Fieldwork: 19 - 21 June. Changes from 12 - 14 June.https://x.com/OpiniumResearch/status/1804590189567742261
>>198881904Drank a potion made from boiling nettles in mouthwash then had a meltdown when 190 bullied him on a Canadian vpn
tied between voting for the magpie party or the moss ball party
did canslad get doxxed or something
>>198876236Why is everyone posting in my thread now?
>>198881935Kinda want one
>>198881750t. Lamar fan
voting reform for a laugh it's a labour stronghold, what's the worse that could happen
>>198881976yes he is a 47 year old man who uses a trip code on /co/, /k/, etc
>make one point>he's so triggered he breaks out 4 devices in the space of 90 secondskino
>>198882004based
>>198882012you're mentally ill
>>198882012his samefagging is really awful yeah
>>198881976nah lad, spaino just pretends to be me and hopes he doxxes me one day
you're not allowed to have a meltdown, spainmong
on the lagers etc.
drake is a half black half jewish man from toronto that larps as an american gangster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJVPsjRm19A
>>198882048CopeYou posted your screen by mistake and have been crying about 'le spaino' every two secondsYou also say he put on an irish vpn and impersonated you and announced that you were 47
>>198882096corr
>>198882012
spainfat is threatening a meltyshifting /brit/ into HEFTCON 3
>>198882135That's AI generated.
>>198882085This that one she did where she's a robot prozzie?
where does spainmog get all these passports
>>198882090drake has never made anything remotely resembling gangsta rap
>>198882143this is a man
>>198882113no meltdowns, toby
>>198882147AI generate this *spreads asscheeks apart*
>>198882186
>>198882190Not mn you faceblind autist
>>198882113hi spaino>>198882176the fake theory is he's a mod, not just a normal janny that he himself startedrealistically you can just buy a pack of around 500 IPs for like £5 on the dark web
>>198882179chatting shit he was in a yg video
Went to Harrods today
“Those who do not think about their own sins make up for it by thinking incessantly about the sins of others.”—C.S. Lewis
but rorke's a creeprorke's a weirdowhat the hell is he doing here?rorke doesn't belong here
>>198882204just wanted to be funny, its a chuckle that mousey is being polite recently and the usual boring cunt is having a multi-week wobble
another dogshit zinger
Canslad knows a lot about the dark web lol, naturally given his inclinations
eating raw chicken
>>198876722BHUTAN
>>198882090he went to private school, rapping about his come up lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gt4Do-91fg
classic spaino projection
cansland wanking his old cock to judge dredd rule 34>oh that's the roight stuff sure, hitting the right spot so that is
>>198882333
>>198882228prefer gk chesterton quotes me
>canslad>mousenonce>spainokys
Remember when I was the only one calling everyone Diego and nappynonce?Good times
>>198882221IDK yg but my post was dumb, I'm trying to say I never got that vibe from Drake, he didn't try to make NWA or something, he came out of the gate making Forever, a song where he definitely sounds like the high pitched voice neeky light skin that he is
can someone tell if I've been wanking to their bikini pics on instagram? even if I use incognito?
DROPPPPPP DROPPPPPPPPPDROP A 50 BAG FOR THE MOB IN THE SPOT
>>198882333screaminggf
you little poofters love gossiping about your gay /brit/ personalities
I used to be into crack now I'm into racism
>>198882351
>>198882333screm
crab people crab people
>>198882385haha it's so true! we do!
haemorrhoids haven't been back for a while. reckon it's safe to get this little tush ravaged again
>>198882351>>198882380kill yourself
would love to drop a piano on drake’s head
Neighbours getting excited about the Romania game. Always wondered where they were from, and now I know.
>>198882358u forgot 1 of the clogwogs
ever notice how nobody ever goes for a piss in Star Wars
So that election lads, any thoughts on that? The footie? The weather? Any incel walks happening? Anything but this?
>>198882421jump into moving traffic
Just got off a flight and got back to the flat and seen you lads have been seething about me all evening lol
Canslad has a theoryspaino isn't one personHe's a groupSpecifically the IRA sent to take down /brit/Thoughts?
Now I see the errors of my ways If only I’d been a good poster when the thread quality was bad but not utter dogshit Oh well
>>198882419Actually I suppose they might be from Ukraine. They were here before the war kicked off so they're not refugees.
Evening lads x
>>198882459It's insane lolYou run this place
Took a banger selfie earlier which shows off my features well. Going straight on my tinder
>>198882481Hi Tim why are your burgers so smol?
>>198882489>>198882459please keep the spain vpn on so i can filter you
>>198882502you've got your cock out, haven't youwould advise against posting that one
I can see the Mediterranean from my living room :3
>>198882443There are no toilets in the elder scrolls games. At first I thought this was an oversight, or it had some magical explanation, but apparently it's historically accurate. People didn't have toilets until relatively recently.
>>198882481where'd he get those really tiny burgers from then
>>198882531Post a pic then or you're larping
>>198882447I am bringing my ID to vote for REFORM UK on Thursday 4th of July 2024
>>198882531can see plenty of 'mediterraneans' from mine
>>198882535Always knew there was a reason I hated those games
>The Reform UK leader had appeared on the BBC’s Panorama programme on Thursday night, drawing a link between Nato and EU expansion in recent decades and the conflict in eastern Europe.That's all he said? If you want to take any sort of nuanced view on this topic you have to acknowledge the west's contribution
Put my head under the covers and my heart rate pr BP dropped so much I have three different pulses in my body, but I guess one is the same as either of the other two like 50 percent of the time
>>198882535scared of the toilet witches sir
>>198882481I've got a blackstar amp. It's decent.
>>198882535Everyone teleports their shit and piss to Bravil
What do you guys think happened to him? My mum thinks he’s been kidnapped by the mafia in Tenerife
Hope Adam stays safe in Spain and doesn't go missing x
>>198882481y is there buttplug next to his record player
>>198882559Will do in a bit I’m just getting dry now after me shower>>198882566Lmfao>>198882596He’s doing a tiktok social experiment and will reemerge in a few days
Need a laptop for work, what do you lot use?
>>198882596probably eaten by a lion
>>198882596mumbergs heard that, something about drugsshe picks up some shit on tiktok
>>198882596The kidnapped theory does sound legit tbf apparently he lost someone’s drugs
>>198881471>Pizza and lager is a fun meal to enjoy on a weekend >playing childhood games that still hold up as an adult is a good thing>so what if I’m a slim male>again so what if she’s being pleasured by a thick African penis? She still comes home to me. Her real man. I would unironically forgive her if she ended up fucking a black guy…
>>198882481what did he do before he went mental?
>>198882596dead, will have given it the big 'un to the wrong people and they'll have done him in
>>198882622dont get lions in the balearics do you
might try and go a whole day without eating just to see what happens
no way spaino has ever had a shower
>>198882619the laptop my work provide me withsome dell with a numberpad probably an inspiron
https://youtu.be/8C7uvEL40zg?si=9mwuOla3eNBKnYTQHmm I wonder if opiates have fewer side effects than benzos
>>198882596hamas got him i reckon. they've been kidnapping loads recently
>>198882596He’s either died of dehydration or he was kidnapped and killed and they’ll never find the body
>>198882666hard to say for sureyou rarely get dinosaurs in britain but then you find yourself in loch ness and who's to say?
>>198882619thinkpad t14macbook air
>>198882659What's that image about then
>>198882672you’re right he’s too sweet he’d just melt in the water x
>>198882619thinkpad, i've got the t480sdependable and all the parts are replaceable and affordable to do socheap to pick up ex-business on ebay
love watching balkans screeching at each other
>walk the 11 hour journey because you missed the buscan see myself doing this tbf. You just have to get into a good rhythm, decent pair of trainers on and it's do-able.
>>198882596arseraped by big spanish blokes
>>198882619Work got me a fuckhuge Dell precision this thing weighs about 25 lbs I fucking hate it
mad how we can microscope the skin the look at the atom in a cell but we can't use satellites to look for someone in a park
bloody britishers stole the bloody ramput garawai diamonds
>>198882596another victim of the vaxx sadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS5NHwN5mFc
>fucking MOOOve!
got a date tonight, rate the /fit/
nothing brings me happiness anymore
>>198882596The Facebook mums are on the casehttps://x.com/BuenoHames/status/1804084283658620998
Women of Muslim birth being slags in Britain
Having the classic Spaino dinner tonightA load of cured meats, cheeses, olives, bit of bread
>>198882619had a hp probook from work for a few years but they're giving me something more powerful soon but idk what
>>198882769>livestock-on-livestock violence
>>198882769Yr police are completely incompetent, eh?
>>198882724I couldn't do it now, but when I was in my prime maybe. Easy to underestimate how rough you'd feel after 5 hours walking though.
>>198882796im going to spain tomorrow lad
>>198882596he's not missing his family has just found a clever way to get a publicly-funded holiday extension
>>198882796good thing this diet will kill you soon
>>198882755The technology for that does actually exist, just not in consumer hands.The US has satellites with larger mirror arrays than the Hubble telescope except facing earth instead of deep space.
>>198882596
>>198882796No you aren’t
>>198882769Out of order
>>198882774Level 1 crook energy Having brown pants and a brown jacket and brown shoes is a lot of dedication. You're expecting it to go somewhere but it's just kind of "more brown". I would just drop with the jacket and get something with an open collar
>>198882724Same here lahhad
>>198882769black cows matter
>>198882827imagine if macauley culkin and steve buschemi had a daughter
>>198882865she looks nothing like steve buschemiwe've done this
>>198882845
>>198882845caterwauling
>>198882880why has britain been so much more hawkish and anti-russia since leaving the eu though?
>>198882827I love American Whore on Twitter fr fr I reckon she’d make a goddess hotwife
black cocks matter
>>198882795I hate Muslims with every fiber of my beingt. son of Muslim parents
>>198882795in what way has she been a slag?
are goddess
>>198882514You should get banned
>>198882880>Channel 4 news says
>away from his wife for almost a month >just reunited in the country they’ve moved to>eating dinner together just a sec honey ive gotta update my mates on 4chan
>>198882968why?
>>198882964mmmmboy are you fat!
kat thread >>198881179>>198881179
>>198882675Just take one day benzosone day opiatesone day methand then interchange and you won't get addicted or tolerance! There you go mousy
>>198882954I have a desire to eradicate you since I have studied the Quran extensively and is in the process of reverting to Islam. I was born an Irish Catholic. >>198882961She’s showing skin like a whore.
>>198882977howling, what a sad cunt he is
>>198882964her bum's quite big aha
>>198882996Fucking state of that face
in all honesty the degree to which i hate myself is frankly absurd
>>198882980I don't want to see someone's dogshit metapost every single tome because you're autistic as fuck and usually make the place worse or make problems otherwise even if it's not making spaintard problem bigger
>>198882996dunno her and she's not as pretty as candice so I dunno if I can get on board
>>198883049fomyeg
>>198882996don't know who this is
>>198883009>in the process of reverting to Islamyou fucking idiot>I was born an Irish Catholic.I AM CATHOLIC now thanks be to our Lord Jesus Christyou had the luxury of being born into the right faith and are throwing it away for Pisslam idiot
babe, please tell me you have spanish tampons in the bathroom!
fanny
bet she didn't choose a diet version
>>198883016Asian???
>>198883041seek therapy to solve this
>>198883053finnish schizo tranny who nearly got tasered by police the other day, she was liveposting the entire thing lol
some utterly bewildering deja vu happening right now
>>198882977mental how you think this time, THIS post i'm finally going to epically own him and make him crawl off forever. literally everything he posts is just fabricated to rile you runts up and you can't help but feed him every time. truly staggering how thick you are
>>198883088finish tranny that manages to be more schizo and more obsessed with canada than tobyhe’s banned from entering canada now and has been on a meltdown for ages
Lol everybody shat on kat when they made themselves vulnerable ans tried for happiness. Dumb cat, nobody likes cats
>>198883104no
tobes
>>198883134oooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooshut up ahhh nigga
>>198883134mental how you think I asked nigga stfu lol
Singer Cheryl Tweedy the girlfriend of Ashley Cole and Victoria Beckham the wife of England Captain David Beckham, attend the FIFA World Cup Germany 2006 Group B match between England and Trinidad and Tobago at the Frankenstadion in Nuremberg, Germany (2006)
>>198883105>just get heckin therapy bro! just get freakin medicated! i love crying and talking about my feelings and confessing to an authority figure to absolve myself of my sins!!! (only secularly doe)shant
>>198883092Please stop larping. This is my Catholic bible I bought 5 years ago before being revealed the teachings of Mohammed (PBUH). I will burn it eventually, come back to Islam brother.
>>198883157This is what canadaanon looks like with makeup on
>>198881657Only if you have a valid thread-posting licence
ngl living in scotland looks like a right laugh
bit of sonic and doctor eggman patter on the football thereyou love to see it
>40 for smellden ring dlcdisgrace
>>198883175So instead you’ll bore us all to death with your histrionic moping here then
some close calls where me and the sisterberg nearly shagged back in high school glad we didnt in the long run
>>198883175nah your best bet is doing nothing and hope you get better by magic
>>198883166>>198883168you've let your heads be occupied rent free by spainnonce, sad!
>>198883203blue hair and a yellow shirtshould have been sonichu
>>198883187islam is theologically garbageif it didn't have a reputation among some as 'le heckin based and redpilled' religion nobody would even think about 'converting'
>>198883174Reckon they ever got off with each other? I bet they did. Two gorgeous lasses, alone, after a bottle of champagne... Inevitable really.
>>198883218can't imagine shagging my sister at allmy mum? sure why not
>>198883218How does that almost happen
>>198883222nooooooooooooo oh noooooooooo muh /brit/ muh thread quality this thread is my life!
>>198883187You are deeply confusedI hope to God you are joking
>>198883246: |
>>198883211>>198883221exactly
>>198883218ausdog moment :/
>>198883222>>198883168
>>198883252never had the biological revulsion with her like i did my other sisters and we were both quite autistic
>>198883254
>>198883298I bet she'll still vote for labour
my head to waitrose and bark at some tories
Brit schizos unintentionally saving the world by inspiring the ANGLO man to log off, reclaim his life, his nation, his planet
How do you make a one solid decently sized lump of pasta and mayonnaise seem appetizing It tastes good and I always make extra pasta to leave some to get this but the idea seems icky
>>198883298this written by a random word generator?
Bradleyposter not daring to make one about this headline>>198879563
>>198883240Prove your ex-Muslim brother, the typical case for ex-Muslims are Iranians or Pakistanis who believe they are LGBT. I’m currently courting a Pakistani girl from my workplace (we’re from Bradford) she’s 22 and I’m 24. There’s also a half white bald black Muslim revert who married a local Pakistani girl. It just feels good to have a community.
>>198883298this is why I am voting reform UK
LIVERPOOLSaudi students, Lime StreetTold me how much they enjoy the city.
>>198883298would
>(we’re from Bradford)
>>198883298No doubt these feral youths are white women stealing bubbly
>>198883305You made it seem like it almost accidentally happened but now it's like you both just wanted to fuck each other
>>198883345>>198883240stop talking yourself mate this is deeply unhealthy behaviour
>Prove your ex-Muslim
>>198883364yeah, 'students' definitely not fresh off the boat
phenotypically white but spiritually brown me
>>198883345shut it paki
One nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation (one nation) and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowDo you promise to funk?Do you promise to funk? HahDo you promise to funk? HahDo you promise to funk, the whole funk?One nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us now(Nothin' can stop us now)One nation under a groove (here's my chance to dance my way)Gettin' down just for the funk of it (out of my constriction)One nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowUh hah hah hah
Uncle said he drove through Bradford once and didn't see a single white person the entire journey.
>>198883344he's really just a coward
Mental how badly I mindraped him
Black tar heroin (6-MAM)Vitamin CToothpaste Leave in a jar in the sun for 2 days
>>198883260How am I confused? Please explain to me, the Quran has never been edited unlike the Catholic Bible and I even tried to find the most accurate Catholic bible for English readers before reverting to Islam.
>>198883391
>>198883448vitamin c deez nuts
>>198883445oh you stupid bitch
>>198883413britain was literally never white
*sniff sniff*
>>198883448where do you get your vitamin c from?
>>198883413Not surprising.
>>198883448Hush your gums cuh
really looking forward to spaino's upcoming spain arc and the adventures he is going to get up to
Life is so good for boomersHow do non-boomers even cope with it
Vitamin C fluoride steroid cream for the prostate
big fan of belgium's utter refusal to score
>>198883485wouldn't live there even if you paid me
I’m a Muslim but don’t go to mosque that much. Also drink alcohol and smoke weed :/
>>198883466
>>198882481He's only gone and made the comically small burgers lmfao
>>198876722WITNESSED
might get a bit of toast on the goyeah... bit of toast
>>198883494me second row on the right
>>198883479Not McDonald'sLuckily it costs less than toothpaste >>198883471Cute!!
>>198883510same except i don't drink and don't smoke weed
>>198883518very few foods that aren't improved byh being miniaturised
>>198883389Does my faith in Allah actually bother you? My faith is harmless to you. >>198883404I’m white of Irish traveller stock, born and bred in Bradford
>>198883455Muhammad is Joseph Smith tierhow can you believe a word of it? It's just incoherent shit
>falling for 190’s VPNs
>>198883375yeh we did at the time but it never materialised
Mental how madly I mindbummed him
Lemon flavor fentanyl mouthwash with alcohol in it Eat 3g of flouride and use mouthwash with alcohol in it twice daily. It will kill all of the germs
Ryan Giggs should 100% be the next Wales manager
>>198883546don't care about your weird larps spainy
>matches with guy on tinder>waits for message>finally gets one today>"hello gorgeous">"howdy handsome, read my bio?"(bio containing my identity)>i wait for response, i drive home>>>>re-open tinder to see he unmatched immediately feelsgoodman.jpeg
we ballin
>>19888351050% of the Pakis at my work are like that (I’m the Bradford muslim revert)
>>198883546
>>198883552>It's just incoherent shitit isn't i bet you have never read Quran
>>198883605I have and yes it is
>>198883546>Irish traveller stockokay you're subhuman and attracted to subhuman Islammakes sense
>>198883494Hate when they stare at you because you're the one non-boomer around
New>>198879774>>198879774>>198879774
Mouthwash and orange squash with added vit C and DSwallowing it
>>198883584>howdy handsome
>>198883546Do you believe Muhammed rode a flying donkey to the moon?
based stormzy
>>198881778kek. This is gold.
