LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>198879828Lad, what's wrong with you
>>198881723poo
>>198881471>Pizza and lager is a fun meal to enjoy on a weekend >playing childhood games that still hold up as an adult is a good thing>so what if I’m a slim male>again so what if she’s being pleasured by a thick African penis? She still comes home to me. Her real man. I’d forgive her for cheating unironically.
farting about
finally, a canslad editionalways the best threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ynlW72JAs
>>198879774fuck off you dullard
Ryan Giggs as the new Wales manager with Ched Evans as assistant
Business idea: mouthwash, toothpaste, bottled water, etc. And it has loads of added fluoride
Marimo, more commonly known as moss balls, make a fun addition to your indoor garden and are a popular feature in aquariums. These aquatic plants are also relatively easy to care for once you know the basicsThe little green spheres are not actually moss, but algae. In their natural habitat, the algae balls live at the bottom of cold lakes. They keep their round shape by the action of the waves.The plants grow up to 5 millimeters per year and will eventually reach 2 to 5 inches in containers or 8 to 12 inches in natural conditions.Marimo balls are regarded as good luck charms in Japan, and since they have been known to live to 200 years or longer, they are often kept as family heirlooms.
>>198879774hope you die an early death
420 blaze it
Oh dear
>>198882374spainlad>>198883689commiemong
get the niggers wanked the fuck off
Get a skill.
Beautiful girlsAll over the world
>>198883689Love are giggsy. One of the fastest wingers in the business back in the day.
why won't they let him score?
>>198883715why
>>198883712Uhhhhh....source/name inshallah
>>198883735Wonder how big his bbc is
>>198883740they built britain
>>198883735Racism innit
>>198883723I would rather get paid to throw money at advertising
>>198883750tiny
>Nonverbal child dies after being found in Dundalk water
black people play football but they don't seem to care about it much
think that’s the first time I’ve seen lukaku finish a goal for about 10 years
get the gay porn onget the moss balls sucked
>>198883693>The plants grow up to 5 millimeters per year and will eventually reach 2 to 5 inchesWtf that's slow as fuckAssuming the growth rate stays the same as it grows (seems unlikely) that would take about 15 years to go from 2 inches to 5 inches
I might have a severe case of liggin
>Make /brit/ unusable>The ANGLO man logs off, reclaims his life, country, planet>????>Utopia
why are the belgian shirts so sweaty? gross
>>198883620>heh I wonder why a marginalised minority has a connection with another marginalised minority >>198883647That’s metaphorical, I’m not a Wahhabi who takes everything as a 100% physical fact. Just as how Protestants take the bible as 100% fact with no metaphorical teachings.
>>198883723i'm good at wanking
So the first time CANS was posted it was kinda funnyWhy couldnt it have been left at that?Why are some people on 4chan like literal children where they notice something was funny then repeat it over and over again? Not only that but they then turn it into a whole personality. What's wrong with this place?
>>198883815black people just sweat more
>>198883742No idea :(
Is 10mg of diazepine a lot? I thought 12-15 mg was a dose for sleeping
>>198883807>15 years to grow from 2 to 5 inchesSame as your dick
post the most beautiful woman in the world
>>198883840nah de bruyne's the same and he's so white he's transparent
any racists in
Romania don't want to score
>>198883856>diazepineMousy that isn't a real drug
big bags of cans tied to canmong's legs and thrown in a lake
>>198883827they were bullied and/or molested as children
Imagine a world without spainretard
>>198883895yh
>>198883774lol imagine him trying to scream for help but he can't haha
>>198883827(You)s are a POTENT drug
>>198883870
Mong: The royals are using Taylor Swift for clout!!! Enlightened: Taylor Swift, who took the photo, is using the royals for clout.
>>198883916this would be my house
>>198883856that can kill you yes
1-N-phenyll-ipine-6Fluoride
getting utterly steamboats and having a chinky duck and pancakes lads
>>198883930It was a little girl
>>198883882
he can’t leave me what would I do without him?
>>198883870she was first in the line when god was handing out chests
>>198883827>He doesn't have mates that he can repeat jokes with infinitely and stay funny foreverNeek lmak
Only time I have missed being in the company of a prostitute lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8
>>198883968what's this from? looks like Virmire from Mass Effect
Starting to become a lustful little tyke for all pretty women I see in public
Lock mental patients in closetsWrap them up and feed them methamphetamine to see what happens
Spaghetti and mossballs for dinner
>>198884039no methamphetamine
>>198883930
dubs decide whether I give in to my gender dysphoria and transition into a woman
>>198884060No
Lads I was about to call it a night and post goodnight in /brit/Then somehow this one is alive?WHAT THE FUCKWell, cans it isLovely, LOVELY cansBIG CANSMedium chipperthe only way to beBe back in 30 minutes, anyone want anything?
Footballas gone mental
well said cloudo
>>198884067I want you to get a clue
>>198883968mad how in 1924 people would think 2024 would be like this but it's not
>>198884066probably a message from God this one
Fluroethylolvinyl-potassium fluoride beta blocker forever
where does /brit/ stand on this debate? with Nige or the spinster?
need to shag 50 year old divorced mums
>>198884060Are you born with a female or male voice as internal monologue in your head?
>>198884081The minor in question was 16/17 years oldBit weird but that's legal?
imagine going back in time and them asking you what 2024 is likeuhh yeah i can wank to HD porn, lose my job if i use racial slurs and gas is 100x more expensive
>twitter screenshot of left-wing opinion>"this is so true"
dubs decide whether I give in to my bbc craving and suck a throbbing bbc
>>198884113literally what does britain have without universitiesjust endless call centres and care homes
Literal virgin freaks in this thread hating Canslad because he enjoys a few cans
>>198884115Same
>mousy typing in the chemicals as a post on 4chan thinking it will do the same as taking them and using telepathic frequencies to make his brain act as if he's on them in some electronically placebo effectMi5 on your tail mousy
>>198884118i don't have an internal monologue
>>198884113I'm no leftymong but it's weird how people say the arts are useless yet at the same time everyone watches tv, movies, plays video games, listens to music and so on
>>198884157Better times
male or female internal moss ball?
>>198884113I agree with her
what does her sister do exactly? other than collect bad tattoos
>>198883827judging from his other interests being professional wresting, judge dredd comic books and shit games about vampires, he is an extremely lonely manso the repetitive use of the word cans and the acknowledgement of it from strangers in a thread specifically for people from another country on an incel forum is pretty much the only acknowledgement of his existence that he ever getshe's here literally all bloody day doing it as wellit makes sense that someone like that is insanely dull and lacks creativity as otherwise they'd have some sort of life
Is there a correlation between breast size and number of sexual partners?
>>198884195they're not useless but maybe 1% of people studying them should actually be studying them
>>198884081>tranny cherry picks a tweet from a year ago to prove she isn't the pedophile with some eceleb as proofWonder what's on her hdd
>>198884124Not in the land of the free
>>198884140go on, treat yourself
>>198884222yeah
>>198884115might start chatting to some in asda
>>198884024
>>198884236wonder what's on yours
>>198884195Art degrees* are virtually useless The vast majority of people getting “arts” degrees do not study or produce any actual art
>>198884189You cnt think with your voice Bullshit
kay dee bee
>>198884252elongated ear bitch
>>198884250The calibre of the women in ASDA is dire. It's mostly obese single mums with dyed black hair and drawn on eyebrows screaming profanities at their brat of child who's having a tantrum and crying.
>>198884113MUH STEM
>>198884252Beautiful eyes
Ruby "accidentally" dumps a load of pumpkin puree all over her carpet. She assures us that she cleaned it off-screen but refuses to show it (translation: that pumpkin part of the carpet now and Ruby's waved goodbye to her deposit).
>>198884259Wouldn't you like to know
>>198884215
>>198884310>pumpkin pureeNever heard of this, is she eating it out of the tin?
bawston
how do I convince women to have sex with me?
>>198884283I think in my own voice
>>198884350True shaggers don't convince the women. They let the women convince themselves
With triumphant music playing, Ruby sits hunched over her desk, sneering at the screen. She's JANUINELY confident in her dissertation and AWHLWHEYS LOVES STODDYING.To overcompensate for her clearly being well aware that she's floundering, she resorts to her usual tricks. ACKSUALLY, she wasn't JOSST writing her dissertation, but also doing vague, nonexistent ADMIN WAHHHRK and also doing group work for the presentation that she earlier claimed was a solo exercise. Anything to give the illusion of being a highly organised, always-multitasking, super-productive child prodigy.
>>198884156>tfw you will never shag chubby midwestern milfs in your car at a Kroger parking lot
>>198884222The smaller the breasts the more promiscuous. The larger and more aesthetically-appealing, the better put together she is.
>>198884381Is she asexual?
You don't need a degree to be creative
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouzuvur-65c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-841xGlAr_o
>>198884350
>>198884357So a male voice. Gender dysphoria is being a woman in a males body. If you are a woman in a males body then why don't you think with a woman's voice
>>198884320you got bored of cuck posting then?
>>198884252>>198884287>>198884298Best £200 for 1hr I ever spent, she seemed to enjoy the time too. Came off as a very honest Scottish lass desu
>>198884113>spinsterDoesn't look like it:>Roberts lives with her husband, David Stevens, and two children, a daughter born in 2010 and a son born in 2013.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roberts
>>198884396I don't see Ruby really embracing her sexuality or the prospect of a relationship, regardless of it being straight or queer. I don't know if it is because she dislikes romances or the fact that she is so childlike at times, it seems so beyond her at the moment. Plus, she is convinced that being an introvert means being on her own from people and not liking company, she's use that reason for not having a relationship. For all we know, she could be asexual or just not interested in that part of life. Plus, can you even imagine Ruby on a first date with anyone? I'm thinking about this as I've been watching clips of the show First Dates .
melty melty
new geowizard tomorrow
>>1988843501. don't be ugly2. have something of value to offer her - or at least pretend you have something of value
>>198884320its so fucked to know that women just get raped and are friendly and kind to anyone that is brutal to themand their only conceptiual defense to this knowledge is "well why didnt you rape me first?"
>>198884436>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roberts>Roberts studied medicine at the University of Wales College of Medicine (now part of Cardiff University) and graduated in 1997 with a Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery (MB BCh) degree, having gained an intercalated Bachelor of Science degree in Anatomy.[7][10][11]AhhA hypocriteVery good
>>198884421I have a gay lisp
>>198884320muslim girl feet licky
>>198884265Still, it's their choice what they want to study
>>198884291beggars can't be choosers
By the way, what he say?He can tell I ain't missing no mealsCome through and check him in my automobileLet him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chillHe keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appealHe say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grabSo I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab likeDun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
you've gone woke louis
>>198884481No it's not hypocritical; you obviously don't know what hypocrisy means. She did a science degree but clearly she believes in the freedom of people to choose arts degrees if they want.
>>198884451I just want to be the little spoon
>>198884514>the mistress getting ready to make the custom video
>>198884529nonce
>>198884514What is she doing
88F/31.1C here in the northwest, fires coming soon. Can I claim asylum in UK?
We now go live to Rapelad. Rapelad, your thoughts?
>>198884384lad needs his arsehole pounded asap
>>198884541suffer you annoying little cunt
>>198884476>>198884513she needs to start drinking water
Americans cardboard houses burn down when it gets too hot (not even very hot)
>>198884555just bash the AC onis that not the done thing in yankland?
>>198884547destroyed that cunt
>>198884560Kinda makes me hard thinking that she’s orgasmed on a BWC
>>198884491Sure but that doesn’t mean they deserve free tuition
>>198884113the problem is any job actually worth a damn now needs a degree (often just any degree) exactly because of degree inflation
THE BLOODY EMMETT'S BLOODY DEADTHE BLOODY MOUSEY'S OFF HIS HEADTHE BLOODY SLAGS ARE BLOODY NAFFTHE BLOODY RAPELAD'S A GOOD LAUGHBLOODY CZECHMONG SHAGGING BRASSBLOODY MIHAI UP THE ARSENO BANTER TO BE FOUNDEVIDENTLY /brit/ TOWN
>>198884540blud got negative rizz
not anyone good on chaturbate tonight
>>198884557R̷̘͚͍͖͍͉͛̐́̓̒̃̀̉̌͌̈́A̷̢̩͎̦͛̇̑́͜P̴̡̧̢̙͎͓̜͕̘̖̪̙̻̽Ȩ̶̧̻̤̟̺͖͙͎̗̞͚̠͉̒͆̾̓̉̾̚ ̷̠̤͖͓͉̮͓̥̰͙̠̑Ŕ̵̢̨̫̹̟̯̹͕̾̉̂̊̒͝ͅÁ̷͎̪͍̒̊͗̽̀̈̚͠͝ͅP̴͉̥̏̍̉͋̔̆̽̕̚͠͠Ȩ̴̡̛͍̙̗̟͍̼͖̇̿̿́̓̀͘͠͠ ̸͓͙͇̰͔̺̓̈́͑͑̕̕R̷̠͇̩̮͖͚͕̻̺̮̊̓͌Ą̵̛̛̰̘̝̫̻̯̳̱̥̀̿̐̀̆͘͠͠͝P̵̛̱̮̱̳̘̥̪͔͇̩̭̈́̌̆͆̔̀̓̀̚͘͜ͅÈ̴͉̫̙̈́́͒͐̉̔̑̋̓͛̉͗͘͜
>>198884451what?
>>198884560imagine working your 9-5 and coming home to ash fucking sarkar
>>198884540looked up this weirdo's twitter fucking roaring
Wonder what happened to Craven
not sure if based but who on earth is gifting this to a SWer?
>>198884597she's only ever had white bfs
I would try ozempic for free to see what happens but I will also inject it into toothpaste and eat it or I'd also like to know about why it did that to my body
Going to do a pp then tomorrow awaken to a smoke and coffee and sit on that blue site all day again wahey
might quit 4chan
>>198884648got a job at mi5 monitoring extremist communities online
>>198884649>SWerstupid nonsense
>>198884661You won’t
>>198884661take me with you
>>198884633women love being abusedi am a non abuser, thus i cannot have sexo witho womano
Just going for a walk lads!
>>198884636would be a dream come true
>>198884653I'd inject it into my willard to see if it makes it bigger
huh?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1rrv9lzllzo
>>198884592No AC in my gooncave
>>198884547Glad I could prove you wrong so easily
>>198884661you moving to china?I heard 4chan is banned there
HEYWAITI GOT A NEW CORVETTE
>>198884678why? just a shorthandwhat would you call her? i guess she's a pornstar but "porn" for me has connotations with like studio porn which she doesn't do
>>198884706It won't :(
Not wrong is he?
>>198884649Stormwinder?
Is Shopping and Fucking a good play or is it just popular amongst the Oxbridge crowd who find shopping for yourself vulgar and rude, therefore hip like rock n roll?
>>198884691WAIT... you'll need this*gives you a 2/3 empty orange fruit-shoot*
>>198884690maybe some do but i think most of them don't and actually just like being submissive in a non-fucked way
Just Spent about 8 hours in Scarborough and walked about 20k steps Didn't see one attractive woman all day, no exaggeration Quite hilarious Imagine that happening in a coastal town in Spain or France
>>198884760
>>198884746prostitute
>>198884761sex worker
Those of you with aunts and uncles who have black partnersAre they Irish diaspora?
>>198884760props up the almighty petrodollar and heckin israel
>>198884691Everyone was talking about how he died but I'd never heard of him.
>>198884760mad how many mistakes the flawed but fundamentally good west makes that end up with mass carnage and millions dead ahaha
>>198884760our invasions in the middle east is the reason why literally no-one trusts the West anymorea complete political disaster-class
Blackcurrant fruit shoot is the best flavor and E numbers
>>198884814she's not a prostitute thoughthat would be a wildly incorrect description of her job
yalda hakim would get pumped
date toil tomorrow glastonbury toil on wednesday
>>198884760Camel jockeys got their shit pushed in. Cry about it.
>>198884824you need to see a psychiatrist man
>>198884864We lost though
imperialism is good when it benefits white people and you can't change my mind
>>198884864domu aragato jew-san
richard dawkins is on gbnews
>>198884812found out this is from a comic where a dad and son fall in love with each other and have graphic gay sex
>>198884895
Why is fresh seafood in Scarborough three times as expensive as the fresh seafood in Filey?
>>198884940Heathermong!
>>198884918has he realised his life has made an absolutely awful impact on the western world
>>198884945been to both towns
>>198884918Richard Dawkins DESTROYS Diego
>>198884918He's a midwit
>>198884951hs?
DAE remember Bruce Forsyth.
>>198884951You’re giving him too much credit
just want another cute chinese gf. really miss it.
>>198884884i disagree but even if that were true it hasn't, at least not middle east jew wars
HAHHAHAHHAHA LE NIGGER DICK HAHHAHAHAAHAHALE NIGGER DICKHHHHHWHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA LE NIGGER DICKHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAH NIGGER DICKLE NIGGER DICKNIGGER DICK LE NIGGER DICKHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHLE NIGGER DICK
Do you want to marry her tomorrow?
We at /Brit/ condemn the horrendous attacks committed on October 7th.
>>198884976wat>>198884985not saying he's the sole reason am i
scarborough mentioned
>>198884824Speaking of non-white peopleAOC is attractive
>i disagree but even if that were true it hasn't
Richard Dawkins just called transgenderism a nonsense
can we discuss the fact that trump is beating biden in the polls by a landslide right now?and still "landslide" might be too generous for biden. trump's ahead in 5 out of 6 of the swing states that have historically decided elections. biden won all 6 of these swing states in 2020 but now is winning only one of them by 2%. trump is winning by as much as 13% in the other five states.people who think it's because of the gaza war and that it serves biden right are wrong. first, the only swing state biden's winning right now is minnesota, which has the largest percent share of muslims/middle easterners/north africans in the country. second, the poll shows that the people who supported biden in 2020 but are no longer supporting him in 2024 are young, black and hispanic self-identified moderates and conservatives, and that the most important issues to them are the economy and immigration. self-identified progressives and liberals are still sticking with biden across the board. people are throwing a fit over the burning sun scandal and forgetting that trump got Roe V Wade overturned and abortion illegal. people are foaming at the mouth over chuu drinking starbucks and forgetting that trump gave netanyahu free reign to build settlements in the west bank during his presidency and that right now netanyahu is betting on trump winning to annex gaza and the west bank
>>198884951How so?
this dude's having a mental breakdown
>>198885025fuck that when will /isr/ condemn 7/7 or the manchester arena bombingexactly
>>198885025this isn't an official /brit/ statement. mousey is director of communications and delivers our public correspondence
HerringThis was peng!
>>198884883>country destabilized>thousands dead>economy in shambles, no real hopes of developing for decades to comeYeah. We "lost"
Back from the cans and chips shopLads, I didn't bring you anything back since nobody asked but for now, enjoying the chicken and chips
>>198885063There is literally no atheist argument against trangenderism.
>>198885055Are you Irish diaspora?
>>198885061?
>>198885063did the decrepit old man say something retarded?
>>198885108how much did it cost
>>198885095still in scarborough?
>>198884746ethotonlyfans whore (or onlyfans girl/creator if you'd like something PC)
when will he shut up about cans
>>198885034Neither am I What are you saying exactly
>>198885110yeah there is, it's idealism
>>198885048It's alright Like it less 2nd time goingMaybe good advice is to only go once
participate in democracy rorke
LADS ON TOUR
>>198885141I live there mate
>>198885122For everything? About 30 euroIncluding the milk and bread
>>198885148is claudia fit
>>198885148I'm voting REFORM UK.
>>198885096You just described Britain and Canada lol
russell kane on the weather
Why's it always baldies who seem to have a problem with me when I'm out (have thick luscious hair)?
>>198885160racist t-shirt depicting saka
>>198885124near
>>198884864t. Corporal Cody Hernandez
>>198885070Seems like a pol post instead
Would you make her your lawfully wedded wife on Tuesday?
>>198885148>Greens are the only whitesEVERY FUCKING TIMENOT EVEN PAKIS WANT TO REPRESENT THE GREENS
>>198885139just saying something is something isn't an argument
I'm voting magpie.
>>198885139Diego going in about how idealism is the philosophy of finding the ideal in society and claiming he studies philosophy kek
>>198885148gotta be green
>>198885168Nice Loads of worse places
>>198885110what is an atheist argument anyway
Modern mongy woke britain
>>198885190At least, unlike you, I have a job.
Drank one coffee and 500ml of Red Bull tonight and now I feel a BIT queasy
>>198885148i send an email to each candidate asking for their max deadliftwhoever has the highest wins my votesimple as
>>198885210https://thecommunists.org/2019/03/23/news/the-reactionary-nightmare-of-gender-fluidity/
lots of foreign flags recently that post exactly like spainnonce
Scampi and chips from Bradley's, Scarborough
>>198885286not really
>>198885298Woke mob won't like this.
>>198885305Alri spaino
>>198885170She's black Whether you find her fit will depend on if you're Irish diaspora or not
>>198885247South "Asian"
>>198885315>>198885315>>198885315
>>198885298>the nation's favouritebut i've never heard of em
>>198885286Not really Leave your smelly room once in a while lmfao
NEW>>198885295>>198885295>>198885295
Proxy yank
>>198885250paid thug for zog is hardly a "job"
>>198885206>iSmarttacheers mate, need some good faceswapping software for the toilfus (plural)
>>198885324>She's blacksomehow this possibility never entered my consideration
Emma Thompson being interviewed on GBNews starting now>>198885236>(((Lewis)))Good goy
>>198885365>>(((Lewis)))>Good goyin what world is "lewis" a jewish surname? schizo freak
finito
