Newsflash editionCensored : >>198856484
Good morning. Fresh out of the shower.
>>198898323Good morning Sir!Might take a shower at the pool. Might go in an hour.
>>198899287For me it was a post-walk shower.
Good morning /med/.
I've listened to enough of that AI music to screw up my algorithm, but as I said last night, it is funny.https://youtu.be/J9VFbsHJnzc?si=CjjfvAUJO4okNqLv
Have to work on sunday morning, fuckHope i finish before afternoon, wanted to kick in some training
Good morning, when is the next med gazette ?1 day before doom.
>>198898269kino edition!>>198900890>doesn't want his sunday to rest but to trainYou are just too strong. You are gonna make it.>>198901167Our reporters are investigating the end of /med/ as we're talking.Some Etruscan pottery has been found to depict a similar event.
>>198901361>You are just too strong.>pic relatedI'm a weak ass nigga that's why i gotta train a lot, also i like doing it on days off you can focus much better than when you come home tiredYesterday i was in the toilet shirtless after a shower and with lighting from above i fake looked like i had muscles, felt goodAlso moved tinder location from Santo Domingo, i just got too many matches, even with 8/10, but they would almost all speak spanish or broken english, the only really skilled one was unverified profile, still not sure about that
>>198898269>check out Paradox Tinto talks about anatolia>bit of Georgia is visible>look at culture map>part of gali is green instead of red (Georgian)If these people show Abkhaz culture going as far down as fucking GALI I will have an autistic meltdown.
>>198901602Paradox is taking feedback and making changes on the maps, if you can find a good source you could help make the game more accurate.
>>198901662I'll just assume they haven't refined the Caucasus cultures yet. They did include south east Abkhazia as a part of the Megrelia region, (which is correct), so clearly they are aware of the fuzziness of cultural borders in eastern Abkhazia.
>>198902469Haven't seen a good marvel film in a while.
>>198902633Haven't seen a good marvel film.
Some schizo pushed me when I left the mall, I guess because I was powerwalking too close to him for his liking. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!>>198901511Yeah same fren, I gotta train>Domingo, i just got too many matches, even with 8/10That's cool but sadly too far.
>>198902659They have Wanda and Strange and Legion but overall they produce slop, I agree.
>>198902633>superheroes
>>198902701Sometimes it's fun to watch capeshit, had fun with Batman versus Superman too.
>>198902659The Spider-Man films with Tobey Maguire were nice, in a cringy way. But other than that and the first Iron Man, I agree.>>198902720It’s never fun to watch capeslop.
Went to the pool but barely swam.I was harassed by a couple of paid actors. They stood near me, doing couples things, when I went to another part of the pool, they quickly arrived and went in my ligne of sight.They left a bit before I planned to, thinking they would avoid detection.They made me think about that guy I know who has a qt nice gf despite barely doing anything to get her, she's not interested in the usual girl bullshit apparently, dream girl. He's not even a chad, barely a normie.
>>198903212Maybe they were planning a threesome and wanted to invite you.
>>198903280It seems the girl looked like two times in my direction. Probably one of their tricks.
>>198903413The trick in such cases is to form a subtle smirk while using your side eye to look at her, but it is important to not use both of your eyes to lock contact with her.
>>198904096I'm afraid I don't know how to do thatReally need a /med/ meetup to share tips and tricks against (((them))) (where we don't meet-up because that would help our aforementioned enemies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBu0Ny8c4oAWhat would you do in that situation ?
>>198904193I was about to post a chuddy comment but it's Sunday so I will hold it.
>>198903212>They made me think about that guy I know who has a qt nice gf despite barely doing anything to get her,I knew a couple like that too. It's really wild, like I was constantly thinking "how did he do it?" since he seemed so clueless.I think those couples happen in late middle school/early high school and somehow stick together.It didn't last long for that lucky lad though, as his gf got to university and realized she could do much better. sad...I guess I was in the same case too now that I think about it. We're all that clueless guy in some ways.
>>198904283Kek
I'm svffering immensely at the moment.
>>198904193I would split off from my partner and go investigate, shouting "IS SOMEONE THERE??", shining my flashlight around me in the middle of the woods
I don't think there's anything worse in life than seeing a fat ugly woman with attractive feet. It's like looking at a Twingo with solid gold wheels.Also, the lack of sleep from heat is making me grumpy.
>>198904467wouldn't a fat women have fat and therefore ugly feet?
>>198904443this is the only resonable answer
>>198904561Usually yes, but as with all things in life, there are exceptions. Some people are given gifts they do not deserve.
>>198904467>a fat ugly woman with attractive feet.I don't think they exist but if they do post proof>>198904561this
>>198904691There are more things in Heaven and on Earth than are dreamt of in your imaginations, Peeds. Unfortunately, I do not make a habit of photographing strangers.
>>198905117>Peedslove it>Unfortunately, I do not make a habit of photographing strangers.it's always a good idea to take up a new hobby
>>198904193Shout back.
>>198905255Just found out a guy asked to see and sniff sister’s feet at work some days ago.Why didn’t you tell /med/ you were travelling, peeds?
>>198905117"Peeds" is atrocious
>>198905332kek I would never ask a /med/ fren's sister to sniff her feet THO
>>198905570Apparently he asks that to a lot of girls.
Had to be quick in the gym so I skipped 6 sets of goblet squats. Instead I increased weight by 5 kilos on other machines.Saw a deer too, was pretty cute. Found a kino latin song I heard in the gym 10 secs ago. In a nutshell, kino day today.
>>198905255>>198905402Perdoname, amicetti.>>198905332>Just found out a guy asked to see and sniff sister’s feet at work some days ago.That's a HR meeting if ever I heard one. I don't think he'll be getting employee of the month this month.
I would love to fuck the girl that they put in /brit/'s op
>>198906075>PerdonameHow Italophobic of you.
I am continuously impressed by how good AI is getting https://suno.com/song/81c697d0-9b48-4d32-af2d-e6d466436086made a country song about English Roses in like 10 minutes, enjoy and yes, the beauty of the English Rose is superior and I love their beeg expressive eyesyou niggas can fight me on that
>>198905848he sounds based ngl>>198906079trashy girls are SEX
>>198904166A meeting could take place in the astral realm where we will be projecting our ideal selves.
>>198906178I do not understand. No comprende.>>198906201Did you write the lyrics, or did the AI both write the song and set it to a tune? If it's the latter, that's impressive and terrifying.There's some irony in the fact that you find women like Ella Purnell, Keira Knightley and Olivia Cooke attractive, you know. They have the native Briton phenotype, which is more or less unchanged since the great emigration from Iberia 5 millennia ago. They're fully lusopassing and wouldn't look out of place on the streets of Lisbon.
>>198906943If you won't reach a B2 level of Italian in 1 year you'll be officially considered Italophobic
And talking of feet fetishism, feet was considered weirder then things like armpits, prostate massaging and latex.
>>198906943Perdóname->SpanishPerdonami->ItalianMe on the left btw
>>198906943I got chatgpt to write the lyrics but then changed things around to make fun of you in particular also they don't pass, the lack of moustache is a dead giveaway
>>198907312Moustache is a sign of virility, both in men and women.
>>198907000Forcing anglos to learn foreign languages is cruel and unusual punishment. That's like telling a fish you're not going to feed it unless it can climb that tree over there.>>198907312>I got chatgpt to write the lyrics but then changed things around to make fun of you in particular I thought there was a noticable dip in quality at times.>also they don't pass, the lack of moustache is a dead giveawayIf you saw Ella Purnell on the streets of Portugal, having no idea who she was and never having seen her before, and you needed to bum a cigarette from her, you would approach and speak to her in Portuguese.>>198907169This is why we should all just go back to speaking Latin again. Fun fact, but did you know that Britain had its own dialect of Latin?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Latin
>>198907642>we should all just go back to speaking Latin againNah.
>>198898269That image is confirmation of a thought I had a few days ago—that one of the primary reasons that branch of pseudoscience (I'm forgetting its name) had to fall out of fashion was how easily misinformation can be inserted subtly into it to predjudice the mind of the population against this-or-other demographic, particular blood-line, or even an individual, if handled skillfully. I imagine that this did in fact happen, but that it was either forced or found more effective if the propaganda was inserted into mediums of art or entertainment quietly—such as Disney illustrations or any other such venue. This isn't something I've researched, but merely a passing thought which occured a few days ago. Your image is a perfect example of such a misuse or mistake of the science. What I find fascinating is that now it could be legitimately possible to begin a catalogue of fascial correlates to behavioral or political traits thanks to DNA, facial recognition technology, and our ability to handle vast sums of data. Within 100 years we could easily see the dream of this antique field recognized, but it will very possibly be a secret tool in the hands of the governing forces. Another passing thought; one which is fresh to the moment.
>>198907716Greek is too hard to learn and impossible to pronounce.
>>198907642I don't smoke, terrible for youI once saw a guy with a tracheostomy, I ain't going down that route fuck noif I die from substance abuse, it'll be from alcohol abuse like a normal person
>>198907828I think that English, French and German have a much more difficult pronunciation.My lowest grades were in pronunciation when I was studying.Greek is one of the simplest and easiest languages.
>>198907642>Fun fact, but did you know that Britain had its own dialect of Latin?Kinda makes sense knowing that Bongistan was part of the Roman Empire.What's shocking though is that icelandic and enligh were mutually intelligible 900 years ago.
It is blasphemy to reject ice-cream, but I had to do it.
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>>198908395I took up German recently and it is surprisingly similar to English in some aspects.
>>198908551You’re working hard for the weight loss.
>>198908573
>tfw I lost chest strength but gained shoulder strength.
>>198909355W>>198908613>German is similar to a Germanic languageShockingBut why are you learning German?
I might not be eating ice-cream, but I sure wish I was that cone.
>>198909604*melt and go between the titties*
why we should rebuild the Circus Maximus
Is the granada anon here?
>>198909916I live in Granada.
>>198909693Oh no, that would be horrible.
>>198909916>granadahere
>match with ubercute argie>hit it off very well>could be avaible for a drink tonight, but i am at 12k km of distanceI svffer. But with every svffering, i get stronger.
>>198910513>argiepic related?
>Gas and constipation, and never-ending shitting issues gone.>Blood pressure down to normal levels.Already doing progress.
>>198910589No, this is her
>>198910513are you searching for short term for girls to answer that fast fr fror am i just ugly (and no rizz)
>>198910688I was just memeing, but nice
Already 4 PM
>>198910915I don't want to.
>>198910772This is a hottie i managed to match from Budapest but as you can guess, she stopped replying after a few exchanges, i don't think she's out of my league overall but there's too many competitors>>198910738I spam likes like a retard, only filters are age (18-30), distance (30km or so) and daily phisical activity to filter out fatties (some manage to pass anyway but i unmatch them so it's no problemGirls looking for short term stuff usually reply a few times and then drop it (maybe they see i'm too distant, maybe i just bored them, most likely they are chatting with 20 others), those looking for serious relationships engage more In my area i match much much less, still have to figure out the thingI only have pictures of my faces but they are pretty good (thank you thot filters sorry not sorry) what i think makes it bad is that i don't show my body, i still have to get a proper pic for that, i plan to experiment like this until i get the hang of it then delete and redo the account to start from zero in my area
>>198909423Lots of blue eyed cuties there.
>statue has more action than you
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I just don't feel like swiping everyfucking day for zero (0) matches
>>198912451it's the novelty for me for now but it's quickly boring fr fr
>>198912451Do you think they even check on those swipes? Probably [most of them are] sitting there for an ego boost.
>>198912495I hope you can handle it for as long as you can but just knowing there can be months of 0 reply, match, anything is a bit gutwrenching.Bresciabro is handsome confirmed.>>198912640Some do for sure, but competition is just harsh so it wouldn't change anything anyway. Any girl will see more handsome guys than me so it's just over from the start.
>>198912746>Bresciabro is handsome confirmed.There's something that doesn't match tho, i also have bumble and hinge (standard versions, not paying) and there i'm a complete ghost, i got 2 matches in a month with turbo uggosThe profile is exactly the sameEither tinder has much more people or idkTo women i've always been a ghost irl as well, i assure you
>>198912861Well you are active and with some good strategy so it makes sense you'd get more matches.I only got 3 since I started the app in January and one was a fake lol
Is this really too much to ask for?
>>198913394Yes, because you probably won't have 7 free hours a day under capitalist exploitation.
>>198913906I unironically considered only a richfag would have so much free time.Grim.
>>198913968Yes, even if someone works 8 hours a day, you have to add all the time spent outside like commuting or eating some microwaved food at the office or doing chores at home, which I guess you could be anti-Semitic with your wife at that time but still not really a lot of free time.The days I had to go to the office I legit had like 4 hours of free time a day.
>>198914175The ideology of No Pussy No Work is truly compelling
2 black girls stood less than a metre away from me.Hungary is healing.
>>198914848It was done for milleniums before, it just makes sense
>>198914914I support female immigrants I opposite male immigrants
>>198915196>I oppositeESL momentao
>>198909962Us lovecel are doomed
English people make bad seri- WOAH
>>198914914Interesting fact, did they look like this perhaps.
Ghit'on that dick
>>198916400Enhance.
The Andalusian gf
Twinko finna play MOBA now
>>198916468She even has my same age.
>>198916855Fascist scum
>>198916926When are you going to also download dating apps in order to obtain sexo?
How many stds would this one earn me?
I can fix her
>>198917789Definitely not any time soon.
>>198918119Lol, her nose is almost like mine. It's over Nafrican-Med genes are making their way...
>>198918219Volcel moment
>move tinder to Brapzil>most girls are fat, ugly, black, outstanding number of trannies even if filter clearly says women>move to Argentina>most girls are fit, white, pretty, down to ground biosNow i do truly see
>>198916400She looks way older than 25>>198916468My thoughts exactly
>>198918788what happens if you move it to Mexico?
>>198919265I think i only checked Guadalahara and it was similar to Brazil, but will have to do a better research
>Friendly boomer.>Lifts decent weights for his age, very likely he's done sport in the past despite his appearance.But>Doesn't put the weights back where he got them. >Spits while showering (you can hear it from the locker room, where he walks around naked).One of the most notorious individuals at the gym I go.
Worked on fixing the thesis with what my professor told me, it actually wasn't that much things to fix, all things considered.>>198918611I'm currently very stressed with a new job and the thesis presentation, after finishing the thesis I want to chill for a little and introducing a woman in my life wouldn't help it.It doesn't matter because no woman wants me anyway.
>>198919479>Spits while showeringWhat's the problem with that? Pissing is the actual asshole behaviour
>>198919545>Pissing is the actual asshole behaviourSorry bro, sometimes I just don't feel like going to thje toilets.
Finna eat a 2.96€ expired borger
>>198919655>Sorry broYou will be truly sorry soon enough
>>198919545>What's the problem with that?That the shower isn't his and other people use it as well.
>>198919771The problem is that it's a climbing gym, I have to put normal shoes to go the toilets which is annoyinga normal gym, i'd just go to the toilets
>>198919501I actually feel kind of the same, I'm very busy right now and probably will be so for quite a bit of timeOf course this is just massive copium because we wouldn't get pussy even if we had time to spend on it, but still
>>198919845Of course it is, a minority of chads manages to take care of all those girls
>>198919823I mean, with spit it usually is aimed directly at the hole and everyone wears flipflops anyway, piss goes everywhere, smells bad and can splash back on you which is disgusting
>>198919990I know, I know
in dire needs of a post of catnigga
I wonder where the TSD poster ended up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryQeeHdaFLc&pp=ygUQc3RyaWR1bHVtIGV0ZXJuYQ%3D%3D
>>198921850>>198911662
>>198922041Yo hoe
>>198916855oh my bara muscles
When I'm drunk i fight with people, boys will be boys. Catalans are fucking weaklings, what could they do against against norfers e shit like that
>>198923141Ma che cazzo sta a di questo buccicone aooo
Sneed
Was in inner city (being there makes me mysogynistic), some zoomer teen heightmogged me by 2%, good thing I shouldermog zoomzooms by 20%.Also bought some slop in a mcdonalds. Lads, virtually all the zoomies inside had the broccoli haircut. It's fucking over. Also some early 20s jeeta smiled at me.>>198916855Based. I haven't played since requires Vanguard tho.
>>198921850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut7EPTSwBMs
>>198925630Nice.
9 hours before doom
>>198927283Same.
>>198927972
>>198925525>Lads, virtually all the zoomies inside had the broccoli haircutWhat a disgrace >>198923141Catalans are the most miserable people we have within the Basques.
