IT'S OVER FOR HOLLIBOBS edish
How do you beat the second stage of the Sekiro monke in Britain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMK8d9H_GM
I FUCKING WON! you wish you had it as good as I do and yes the smell is pristine
winona ryder is cute
four wanks today in my bedroom with the curtains drawn
>>198958454tune that
gay porn....gay porn....gay porn....gay porn.... RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH *tears shirt off chest* GAY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so obvious when gary eats is doing a paid review lol
>>198958481
sat just in my pants and I've still got a film of sweat on me
I remember the future
>>198958481Psychedelics? Autism? What’s going on here?
>>198958477friendly looking chapother picture looked like a serial killernot sure why
>>198958488just wank with the blinds up me 5 floors up so doubt anyone can see me rattling my wilkins desu
sorry
JUST IN: JAY SLATER FOUND FOOTAGE SHOWING THE 19 YEAR OLD HAS SURFACEDhttps://streamable.com/qnf9kh
>>198958551ahaha great stuff
Been on at the wife for years how I think we should move abroad…. Today she has asked where I would like to realistically move to then said that we would need to go on holiday there first to see what it’s like etc. think she is slowly coming around to the idea of it
>still rotating his photos
>>198958481Since Alien 3 I have loved her
In bed x
>>198958432sneezing up a storm
Shitposting in a /vg/ thread as we speak
sick of these lying politicians. I think we need some sort of reform to the system. Maybe even a party based around the idea...
>>198958569Holiday in China sounds shit
BBCposting in /a/ as we poo
*trips over you in the school hallway and drops a massive load of paper all over the floor*ah....my..... my yaoi... *desperately tries to scoop it all up and run off into the distance
>>198958488bedroom smelly?
Wanking to the ex proto gf, royally messed that one up so I did
might move to south sudan and be the whitest nigga in the jungle
>>198958569Anywhere in mind?
>>198958586
>>198958642might as well post her
>>198958569>>198958617Rent free>>198958644Anglos arent white
>>198958551Chuckled
well it is what it is isn't it
leftypol having a great night out
>>198958644seems mighty dangerous
i had sex with a chubby girl and it was only nice when she was on top. it was like a weighted blanket for autism. plus the big tits hanging in your face. being on the top myself, i felt so skinny and inadequate.
Might move to China.
jeff on his british vpn again is he
>>198958551scream
>>198958645Greece
.anihC ot evom thgiM
>>198958532Was it because I was bald?
>>198958659why is there a nappy there lad...
>>198958759fuck you, you hacker. how'd you do that?
why do girls want you to abuse them
>>198958644
>>198958633humming yeahdoesn't bother me but I probably stank the nursery up collecting my kid
I am, as of this moment, pooing
>>198958477>>198958768Indian women are white women but thin and a nice tan
i'm horny
>>198958698did you lick her minge or arse? always imagine it being grim on a chebbers unless they’re just out of the shower
>>198958792beg your pardon?
on the fucking wine again arent ifuckign disgrace
>>198958789Everyone nice to them all the time and they want to have a little holiday in the male world of abuse
>>198958790the manager of the French euro 2024 team delivering a half time pep talk
>>198958780I am father
>>198958854kek
/brit/ meetup idea.We all walk into a public house with our Nintendo DS's in hand but we dont acknowledge one another except on Pictochat.
>>198958838sort it out
˙ɐƃuiɥƆ oʇ ǝʌoɯ ʇɥƃiW
>>198958789what do you think lads did in the 1500s? 1000s? 500s? 0s?do you think lads just walked up to women and tried to rizz them? no, they just grabbed them and slapped them aroundits genetically ingrained in women to like being abused, its why they all want chad to choke slam them
if there was a third gender with no sex organs or characteristics what role would they take in society
>>198958838alri mum>>198958837I think I smell of cum and others can smell it on me, suspect the nursery workers could smell my cummy cock
>>198958838on the gin aha
>>198958838this was me last night
>>198958830no i did not, for the reason you described.
yer da posts on /brit/
>>198958886Actually this has been debunked
sucking some feta cheese
>>198958887if you're any example, sit in their smelly bedroom and post on 4chan
>>198958926not true
>>198958884You australian?
just finished Jak and Daxter the Lost Frontier. It’s pretty bad lads. What’s the last horrible vidya you played?
made an omelette but only ate two thirds of it
yeah pint of waterget that down ya lad
might do a bombing of serbia
what match we watching tonight then?>erm acktually I am watching both matches on my dual monitor virgin PCshut the FUCK up
>>198958959mental
>>198958934this was me last night
>>198958966this nigga inventing niggas in his head to get angry about for no reason
151617
>>198958963Alri Bill Clinton
just realised my mum is a slag
>>198958966phone posting spastic cant watch 2 things at once hahaha
>>198958959get the rest of that omlette down you lada hen died to produce those eggs
>>198958893grotesque pedophile
>>198958949I tried to play "Phasmaphobia" with a few mates, it was utter shite. Clearly made just for youtubers to make exaggerated reactions to jumpscares
>>198958961why didn't he just get a coca cola or something lmao
drinking coke and milk
>>198958987really want him to be my gf
done a poo in the bog and it smelt like shit
I remember the future Like it was only yesterday Keep reminding myself to keep time Cause time can slip away And it waits for no manAnd it waits for no woman
>>198959008no actually I get local organic ones so henberg is alive and living her best life
>>198959056mad that
need to eat more eggbergs tbf
>>198959009illiterateparents are allowed to wank all day if they choose, just like you incel freaks
>>198959003how did you realise that
>>198958987i need to see the face before i get sexually aroused
rorke silenced
Why do people start sentences with "so"? Grinds my gears.
>>198959030could stand to lose a few poundsfat bitch
>>198959033muslim fella at toil usually gets a lemonade when he comes to the pub with us fair play to him for coming with us, a lot of them wouldnt
>>198959100moids are finished
>>198959080
>>198959100Women do not think deeply about anything
*exits /brit/*
Oh dear God...
>>198958610Mosley supported a third system of Industrial Democracy in which employees would become stakeholders in the companies they work for and all profits would go to them and them alone. Absentee shareholders would be paid off – speculation in shares is not investment but a form of gambling with share certificates issued years ago. So employees of all companies over a certain size would become co-owners and elect their own representatives to serve on Boards of Directors. This redistribution of the ownership of industry and commerce will promote greater incentives among the work force – their share of the profits will depend directly on their enterprise and initiative.This would be underlined by a Corporatist policy. Private property would remain, and private individuals would retain control over the businesses, BUT the boundaries of business would be controlled by the government. Private enterprise would be encouraged to the extent that its creative output was to the benefit of the nation, while activities which prioritized sheer profit over the health and well-being of the state would be forbidden. Mosley called Corporatism "a nation organized as the human body, with each organ performing its individual function but working in harmony with the whole."
>>198959188Hang on
>>198959104Corrrrr get em wankedNOW
gonna try being more forceful and demanding since that's apparently what girls wantwish me luck, gonna go cold approach at the park
After all, Emma Watson has a great ass. Stinky, yes, but great.
>>198959182inconceivably based hoers
find films so boring
>>198959214I find the best method is to run at them while screaming
>>198959182completely exaggerated fallwhy are women like this?
>Holly Willoughby: Security guard Gavin Plumb plotted to kidnap and rape presenter with a chloroform restraint kit, take her to a 'dungeon' where her 'screams can't be heard for miles', before slitting her throat and disposing of the body, court hearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13563717/security-guard-planned-kidnap-rape-holly-willoughby.html
why does it spam the ai slop
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Farage is right about Ukraine and hysterical Pret voting remainer liberasts are wrong.
only black guy in my year would only date year 7-8s very weird in retrospect
>>198959073That's what I keep saying. There's more nutrition in a big pile of eggs than there is in some ready meal slop.
Why is Israel invading Lebanon
>>198959243I love it because the fall was exaggerated but she legitimately smacked her face in
>>198958408Spain's entire economy is based on tourism albeit.
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>198959182She had her No Balances on
>>198959243they do anything for a scrap of attention
>>198959267they did an antisemitism
GEOWIZARDWHERE IS THE LATEST STRAIGHT LINE VIDEO?PRICK
>>198959188looks like a bum but its your legs haha good one mate
im voting for pret a manger
stopped playing video games but I haven't replaced it with anything meaningful
>Gavin Plumb is accused of hatching a plot to kidnap, rape and solicit the murder of the star, and allegedly considered trying to get employment as her security guard to get close to her.Prosecutors said that in his online discussions, using a username identifying himself as 'BigBear', the 37-year-old spoke of how she would be killed and 'disposed' of.>Prosecutor Alison Morgan told jurors that Plumb said: 'So we'll use the chloroform on her and her husband. Take her, leave him. Take her to where she's being kept and enjoy her.' Ms Morgan said Plumb unwittingly spoke with an undercover police officer to 'discuss the rules, the sex rules in raping, and then when the officer asks what's going to happen when you're done the defendant says slit her throat, clear her out and dispose of it'. >As Metropolitan Police officers arrested the 'shocked' defendant at his home, and explained to him he was accused of a conspiracy to kidnap Ms Willoughby, Plumb replied: 'I'm not gonna lie, she is a fantasy of mine'.Voice messages were played to a jury which were sent to a man named Marc in which Plumb said he would 'pick out outfits for her we like' and spoke about the use of chloroform.One voice message said: 'We're then going to force her to make a video that she came with us under her own free will... so that covers us.'Jurors were told the defendant, who is alleged to have developed an obsession with the star over a number of years, had 10,322 photos of her on his phone.
>>198959267because lebanon is an arab country
>>198959330Read books x
p-9y3eoiurfner 98yt459h nunfwef wneurhw dlkapoo enuifwef ui MNewainf POAO NIUFFWEnigenr ia are isna geroo
>>198959182stupid old bintshouldnt be anywhere near horses a woman like that
I'm voting for the green mossballs party
>>198959330For me it's rewatching The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine on repeat on Netflix. Not meaningful but that's my vidya replacement.
>>198958573it was alien (4) resurrection mate
>>198959250Pret is literally the only party that can deliver on their promisesFree daily hot drink for all workers under £40k? Which other party can deliver this?
>>198959333rorke busted
>>198958449Nevermind, I did it
https://vocaroo.com/19iLz8xorsYQcurrent w.i.p, thoughts? it’s a 3/4th tune in a minor
feeling sexual
>>198959333vax status?
had a homoerotic dream with myself again
>>198959333>Ms Morgan said Plumb unwittingly spoke with an undercover police officer to 'discuss the rules, the sex rules in raping,I have no fucking clue what this means
I wish to rebel but I have no influence
*gets dragged out of the thread by the arms by two security guards*YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE! YOU HEAR ME! BIG MISTAKE!
>>198959437Start by smearing fecal matter over public bathroom walls
>>198959428you need to calm down
>>198959030Bet Leesi read this loon's bookshttps://youtu.be/xrsu9ckodpU?si=uOaZzkS-uB0fyJF8
hermione was built for big potter cock
>>198959267
gavin plumb sex arse
Life's just a breeze in the whirlwind of eternity
skyfall came out 12 years ago
thin girls under 5'10 who look like boysHNNNNNG
>>198959482NOT happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts tongue kissing you*
>>198959496why did he do it
>>198959413way too busyfar too much going onwheres the bass line? those chimes should be the bass lineintro is a joke
9/11 was 30 years ago
>>198959504Overrated film
>>198959504saw that onceit was shite
>>198959182>nuzzles lad>wrekts womanOmds
>>198959267full of hezbollahs aren't they
>>198959333>One voice message said: 'We're then going to force her to make a video that she came with us under her own free will... so that covers us.'bizarre logic. is this lad handicapped?
2017 will be 8 years ago in 6 months
>>198959588nah
Nippleberg
>>198959570He was just horny
>>198959588delete this
nth for the gyaldem
>>198959550swapping the baseline is a good idea, ngl
>>198959588shut up
got the heating on
all in here>>198952645>>198953578>>198955629>>198959586
2010 was 40 years ago
2000 will be 100 years ago in 75 years and 6 months
why are pajeets so horny when they eat a vegetarian diet
did you long for summertime when it was winter?
A man's opportunities are never exhausted so long as other men (who are not his friends) possess millions of acres and thousands of tons of gold.
>>198959554>>198959559its the best bond
I wanna knowHave you ever seen Lorraine?
bloodborne is better than elden ringend of
>>198959496RIPPEN
>>198959693you sound vaxxed
>>198959627strip almost everything back, mute all tracks that aren't the bassline and get that right.bring in a gentle rhythm to startyour "complications" should probably come middle-eight or if you want to do classic edm, chorus
I've been thinking
Might have a ducking wank
>>198959697It has been on in the background many a time when I still lived with mumsy but it's not exactly a program you sit down and watch unless you want to feel your brain rotting inside your skull.
>>198959737Just finished a wank meself
>>198959697I don't think those are the lyrics
wagecuck heremy job is boring as shit I just have to stand up and hand out samples all day. anyone have some wagecuck coping tips so I don’t kill myself when I get off my lunch break
>>198959731anything illegal?
>>198959783prefer not to say
>>198959714bloodborne remake when
>>198959652>>198959654Reddit humour
ive been pooing
>>198959782Be yourself and have fun :)
>>198959782Truthfully, life isn't worth the hassle
>>198959243she obviously has no coordination whatsoever just a stumpy pudgy old lady
It's either the dole or 'cide for me, second option seems much more appealing however
>>1989598062 weeks
>if i took that off would you die?>it would be extremely painful>you’re a big guy>for younow that the dust has settled, what the fuck were they thinking with this dialogue?
>>198959728right, good input think i’m gonna try cutting the intro, stripping back the verse then bring in a lot of a big chorus and trying to keep it crowded then
pale clappers outside... begging for a blackening
what fucking match do I watch then?
nearly posted the gay porn video link instead of that song i like
for me it’s the small and tigjt bumwhere you can see their pussy from behind
>>198959831life is so unbelievably grimyour options are >be a slave>be homeless drug addict>leech off your parents (only applies if you get lucky enough to have rich parents)end of list
>>198959889both shite
>>198959885why are you also inside?
>>198959889Obv Italy cro
>>198959891Post the gay porn
>>198959889why would they run 2 games at the same time seems bad for business
>>198959889Italy v Croatia, and support Croatia
>>198959905wypipo food sucks let’s be honest
>>198959902just got home
>>198959889italy vs croatia will have the most impact on the group and will be more competitive
>>198959905proper grub that none of this woke rubbish
>>198959898ktim with a dadberg engineer not going to last much longer though
omds my mates mum posted this on facebook celebrating her 59th birthday, shes absolutely done him
government is a racket that only works because they have a police force and prisonsit's violence pure and simple
>>198959889both utterly wankspains will be more interesting
Gareth Southgate the type of nigga to tell his wife he should wear a condom
Back home now ladsMight go for a cheeky swim later x
>>198959927the germans ruined everything in the 70s
>>198959950she wants that mature jamaican baton
>>198959950Pop some socks on her and I would
genuinely only keep going out of pure spite and maliceevery time I think of killing myself I think of all the people who wronged me and how that’s probably what they’d want me to do and I just keep… surviving
>>198959950tidy body for a 60 year old
I KEEP FUCKING MOUTHBREATHING BECAUSE I HAVE HAY FEVER AND IM TRYING TO MEW MORE
>>198959950heeeeeeeeeey sexy lady
>>198959973it's flat isn't it
>>198959960won't it just be a stomp against Albania?
>>198960042>last game>stomp moron
>>198960042Albania played alright so far. Wasn't expecting much from them but they've been surprisingly decent.
not sure how it’s humanly possible to be as boring as he is
unreal how some people just happen to be born to billionaires and don’t have to do anything ever, and everything they could ever want is just one swipe of the magic card away. Biggest indictment of capitalism there is really. We should kill them in game
>>198960073huh
The Rape must flow
esports is just a contest of who can have more koreans on their team
>>198960111thug-owned ltd
please support the british gay porn industry
>>198960111what is that weird ass worm thing on her bed
just had an extremely disappointing wank
>>198960159That's Rorke
need a gf
birth control is pretty cruel when you think about it. forcing women to get all hormonally fucked up just because you want it to feel a bit nice and raw for all 2 minutes of sex
>>198960159that's me
>>198960159that's what your gfs dad said when he walks in on you together
I've thought a lot about how to express my feeling towards you, but it's simple really. I miss you. I know we've had our struggles, but I miss you, and I'm never going to stop missing you. Let's make it happen, let's work through it. I want a life with you. I want to be your Cuddly Bear, and I want you to be my Honey Bee, forever. Can you forgive me?
>>198960204hello Rorke
>>198960210haha
I managed 15 pages of a book before I was gagging to read all your asinine soliloquies
what do we need legislation for?can't we do everything through the courts via judge made law?
My lunch break is 26 minutes. >! I take over an hour in protest!<
>asinine soliloquiessomeone hat this bitch
mihgt have a wnkak
The Vile Jewish Vermin and the Amerigolems
>>198960234Can't be fucking bothered to discuss this, too hot innit
>>198960159That's me in the cornerThat's me in the spot-lightLosing my religion
i reckon the modern day equivalent of a king is being a really important judge
>>198960276*fumbles and drops it on your post by mistake*
bit warm out
*surreptitiously googles gay porn*
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void
i reckon mouthwash is bad for you
And here I though Jack the Ripper was some super-predator and all he ended up being was some Polish guy who killed 5 prostitutes and couldn't speak English good.
What kind of legume decided to put the football on at the SAME time?
>>198960111Oh god.Oh fuck.This is my 700th COOM today...My room is full of COOMI can't swim.Oh no, here we go againI'mCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!!
>>198960234That’s how we did things before but the problem is that you end up having to memorising a bunch of court rulings which are long and drawn out
>>198960358Kills all the germs and bacteria and that but what about the good bacteria? What if it kills the good bacteria?
I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's
>>198960360>polish jewish*
>>198960391then you have to memorise legislation
Total Crimean LOVE
I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
>>198960429this discriminates against alzheimers sufferers
Taking creatine for the first timeWhat shall I expect
Whos Alzheimer's?
rorkes bird
watching relatable Instagram reels about bmwf relationships lads
>>198960498Alzheimer's
>>198960391>That’s how we did things beforeWhen?
>>198960543beautiful
>>198960360Um actually it was the queens physician
>>198960574>>198960574>>198960574
heathermong in the house tonight
>>198960561before
>>198960498premature balding
>>198959889Pop down both
>>198960111Will be posting this in 45 minutes in /sp/
