WET
just permanently WET from the SWEAT

anyone else eating yogurt, perhaps of the greek 'style' variety?

File: 813363.jpg (53 KB, 750x445)

53 KB JPG

>3-year-old girl dies after drowning in Cottage Grove pool

best argument against a wealth tax is that they'll just move somewhere else without one, taking all their money and assets with them
just like communism but on a lesser scale
if you have millions of billions of dollars why would you stay somewhere they'll tax you just for being rich. seriously. leftypol brainrot

emma eating the jamaican yogurt

Got a GF this year. That is all.

>>>/sp/142047141

>29C in flatberg currently
>fan is just blowing hot air about
>protective poo towel is soaked in sweat and musk
>too warm to cook the pizza i bought for dinner

life is pain

might do a cheeky 'cide

celebrity skin by hole
absolute banger desu

mental how i never need to see a spaino post again cause of this nifty wee 4chanx tool

>>199000735
yeah true
might listen to that now

>>199000744
unironically have about 50% of any given /brit/ thread completely hidden from me. it's so nice.

gagging for some drugules

>>199000770
same here, quality ramps up unbelievably
truly missing out on nothing

>>199000770
good thing you can hide the stubs too. not even as if they're hidden they're completely invisible. mugs.

File: 1717276869069.png (502 KB, 615x819)

502 KB PNG

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

got called a goyslop spainnonce troon mong on /brit/ again

24c in my room
absolutely baltic

>>199000656
The dissociative ones are where it feels like reality is broken and the sight of your own hands terrifies you, just absolute existential terror
The Tony Soprano-esque ones are like bodily-related anxiety. Just thought my entire life was fucked, from 0 to 100 anxiety instantly and nearly fainted
How they feel is kind of tailored to each person though I think because we all have different worries and fears. One person might worry they're dying, another worries they're going insane, I worry that reality is broken

took dog out and saw cute girls in shorts lads

>>199000744
>willingly installing spyware just to block out a few posts
ngmi

>>199000724
not convinced that foot and bum belongs to a female

>>199000856
pale?

>>>/sp/142047503

>>199000832
COULD USE THAT
27C HERE
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

>>199000841
bet if you took T you'd stop getting them

>>199000866
spainnonce seething

Anyone ever noticed how mustard and mayo is great, mustard with ketchup is great, but mayo with ketchup is vile and disgusting?

File: 1719336396543613.jpg (136 KB, 660x480)

136 KB JPG

>>199000770
>>199000811
>

>>199000903
dont like ketchup me

>>199000903
that's literally what burger sauce is you tit (big mac sauce)

>>199000903
Nope, mayo ketchup god tier orangey goodness

>>199000903
nah it lovely

>>199000881
that's an arse

File: lmcd1l1yxxhnegitgql3.png (286 KB, 1280x960)

286 KB PNG

ktim

>>199000841
had one of the Tony ones once. was fucking shite. huffing and puffing slumped against my door thinking i might die haha was out the pub about 20 minutes later though

>>199000903
isn't mayo and ketchup the base of a cheeky big mac sauce recipie?

got to leave the house next thursday
not pleased

>>199000856
they’re proper fucking fit these days

>>199000889
been thinking about TRT desu
how do I get it? Do it just order pills from the internet? I know they sell hormone pills for teenage trannies on the Internet

>>199000903
mustard with ketchup is vile

>>199000881
never post again

>>199000770
>>199000811
same filtercel replyign to his own posts begging people to install weird software LOL

>>199000903
don't diss the fancy sauce

>>199000957
DIMESTISTA

>>199000957
>gif
fuck off

File: 1719301922472629.jpg (552 KB, 1080x1080)

552 KB JPG

Liked this pic

>>199000958
mutt boy seething

>>199000841
had exactly one of these once after a 7pm-7am vodka and cocaine booze at my mates house
woke up the next day, went for a shower and in the shower had a panic attack. thought reality wasn't real, or that it was about to "end", like the entire world was my imagination and I was waking up, and would soon blip out of reality. it's the best way I can explain it. terrifying, just pure primal fear and horror. it also felt like if this wasn't the case, then i was at least doomed to go completely insane due to how horrible my current mental state was. i would never recover.

eventually got out of the shower and into my room where i lay in darkness for half an hour trying to recollect myself. finally got the computer on, watched breaking bad but I was still a nervous wreck and in pieces. the following morning I felt better but it took me a good week to return to my old self. have had brief "mini" panic attacks since then, that normally only last a minute or so then i'm fine, but nothing like that since (thank God)

>>199000923
>>199000936
big macs are dogshit. never @ me again tastelets

FEEL LIKE SHIT

>>199001007
his brain is so big his head is outgrowing his body

just found out they made a second sin city film, shall be watching that tonight

How do I become a giant walking talking dildo

File: 23197a20-3305-11ef-bdc5-4(...).jpg (161 KB, 976x1270)

161 KB JPG

BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough, at the age of 98, has passed into the medium of a portrait

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pp2774qq7o

>>199001021
no they aren't
be quiet

I just phonepost

>>199001007
is that photoshopped? find it hard to believe any human could look like that creature, even smelly little indians.

>>199001049
he looks like a literal bobblehead lol

>>199001081
wish he'd pass into Hades already

i'm only 32
32 is young

breaking news: its too hot and i'm not enjoying it

Rorke haiku

Two years and a month
Since my last free shag, I think
It's thanks to the jews

>>199000957
BASED BIG DAVE!

>>199001102
so do you with that literal poo sponge growing out of yours

File: 1712188272907307.jpg (1024 KB, 1512x2688)

1024 KB JPG

lets fuckin go

why would you even use /brit/ if 50% of it is filtered with no stubs
yeah i get a lot of posts display horrible mental illness but half of the thread is crazy

>>199000931
When my dad was stage 4 he kept getting well pissed at everyone trying to give him positive encouragement. Turns out he was right.

>>199001112
sweating like jimmy saville getting close to jay slaters corpse

>>199001106
na mate 32 isnt young. i say that as a 32 year old. were middle aged.

>>199001136
Jesus wept that's fucking bogging

KINO INCOMING HARD AND FAST
https://youtu.be/AN7kNT-PEP0

>>199001136
Dirty cunt

>>199001014
Exactly!
Wow you described it way better than i could
It's pretty rare to come across someone who knows how these feel like
I get them literally every time I smoke weed.
I think you may have derealization/depersonalization disorder like me if you get mini-freak dissociative freak outs

>>199001138
i don't like using filters in general but i don't understand why you wouldn't filter some posters like belgium and the tranny for example

>>199000999
big Dave was a bigger draw than Cena in 2005-2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNrTyXjZyA

>>199001136
hate wall-mounted tvs

>>199001174
Feel like it cant possibly be as engaging as the world wars

>>199001158
poor attempt at patter

File: ten.png (242 KB, 526x526)

242 KB PNG

rightly said

File: 1719293163854188.webm (2.71 MB, 1280x720)

2.71 MB WEBM

>>199001106
Your age is however old you look.

>>199001136
This is why it's a dangerous day to be a peroni

sweating profusely

>>199001214
ah yes, medicine just didn't exist prior to the NHS
I wonder how how other countries without the NHS?

>>199001138
only ~10% of posts on here have any impact on the rest of the thread. you won't notice 99% of filtering until you disable it.

thinken bout gfberg

>>199001214
nonce

>>199001199
better actor too

>>199000953
desu I don't think it has to do with T
I've been working out for several years and have put on a fair bit of a muscle but I only started getting panic attacks in the past couple of years, didn't get them when I was a twig-wristed alchie that ate nothing everyday for some reason. But weightlifting and getting protein in can't hurt

give spainnonce's carer footballer wages

>>199000931
as soon as the cancer hits im demanding huge doses of powerful opiates. none of that tramadol shite. no chemo, no treatment. just pure opiate bliss as i die.

>>199001196
yeah i filtered belgium and clogwog a long time ago, necessary at this point

>>199001199
wish the fed was this good nowadays
such a good time

File: IMG_680EDA5F71BF-1.jpg (1.34 MB, 1063x1535)

1.34 MB JPG

welsh gyals

rorke's got a weird case, why's he around?

File: 1703969471903735.png (314 KB, 1080x876)

314 KB PNG

on a subreddit where all they do is talk about how much they hate elon musk tesla cyber truck

it's one of most active subreddits on the whole site

>>199000935
why did his friend shoot him?

File: file.png (65 KB, 225x225)

65 KB PNG

>>199001094
found this low res one, idk

>>199001250
havent had a gf since 2016 myself
wouldnt mind a gf again

Shan't be posting in /sp/
Shall be using this thread to commentate on the footy

>>199001136
That's not normal Ava

>>199001314
He asked him to

the entire budget of the nhs and the manchester city squad salaries to be spainnonces carer for a 3 months

would you do it?

>>199001188
only had them once when smoking weed. can get anxious on weed but only one time got full on panic attack territory. I was sitting in my summer house one afternoon and smoked myself silly, completely hotboxed the room. Got so stoned I began to believe my summer house (which is out my back garden) was actually located along the street and there were cars driving in front of it.

this caused me to stand up and re-asses my surroundings, which made me confused and dazed. the realisation that I didn't know if I was at the front or back of my house made me think "i've went off my fucking head. I've went insane and there's no coming back", This thought started a spiral of fear and regret which lasted for a minute or two before I forced myself to sit down and close my eyes for 5 minutes while putting a snus in (apparently nicotine can be an anti-psychotic). Within 5 minutes I was right as rain and returned to just being stoned on the couch watching youtube.
I don't think I have dp-dr disorder, these bouts of anxiety normally come after ingesting alot of caffeine and have the central theme of me being scared i've went "mental" or lost control of my thoughts and myself, then it goes away. think that weed moment and the incident in the bathroom left a subconscious mark on me.

>>199001211
Korean War was crazy, though I suppose it might be harder to care if you’re not Korean/chinese/american
It’s up now
https://youtu.be/lLWG6OEFWNs

Does mn still post?

>>199001258
how old were you when you started taking T and lifting?
I'm 26 and it feels like I'm too late
I'm a twig-wristed former opiate addicted

File: 1706773346349076.jpg (452 KB, 2500x4059)

452 KB JPG

i don't own many of these things

>>199001354
why?

Chest day?
Best day.

>>199001319
only just got one again after 3 years
shes young though

>>199001367
yeah

>>199001376
yh

>>199001376
yeah was on about orange peel and flouride earlier

File: 1719101093014445.jpg (244 KB, 1600x1204)

244 KB JPG

>>199001302
such an ugly pos

>>199001302
ugly-ass vehicle

>>199001385
>shes young though
yeah? haha...
*makes a note of your face and clothing and goes to talk to someone else*

AND DID THOSE FEET
IN ANCIENT TIME

>>199001282
name?

I hear some men are going to be kicking a ball around soon, riveting stuff I'm sure.

>>199001441
latest episode of aew dynamite looks riveting

File: file.png (3.49 MB, 2500x4059)

3.49 MB PNG

>>199001381
mine

>>199001441
leftypol wants you to die in ukraine for this

>>199001447
gwen

File: Screenshot_20240625-195916.png (867 KB, 1080x1764)

867 KB PNG

>>199001381
Bingo

>>199001465
no milly?

File: 1707694973755404.jpg (129 KB, 805x379)

129 KB JPG

didn't expect to be getting dr disrespect updates on Bloomberg of all places

>>199001495
you don't iron your clothes?
scruffy cunt

i see some smelly bedroom dwellers gonna make the same posts over and over, riveting stuff

File: 1718989533818725.png (318 KB, 1290x1500)

318 KB PNG

>>199001497
No 600k

ketamine on the other hand, that seems nice. the headspace of weed with the body feeling of benzos. just sit there spazzed out

>>199001490
gwen what

>>199001538
short for gwendolyn i think

File: es.jpg (29 KB, 516x516)

29 KB JPG

>lee dixon

>>199001465
>>199001471
kek

>>199001547
say what you want about this fella but hes living his best life

>>199001558
could say the same for matterface desu
NEED clive and ally on

yanks think electric kettles are voodoo magic and start a fire when they want tea. like their african ancestors

>>199001575
no he isn't that's grim
have some self control
how can you honestly respect yourself after doing that

>>199001583
our sam

https://soundcloud.com/nic-english/sam-matterface-goes-full-alan-partridge

>>199001558
better than matterface's forced theatrics

>>199001547
I can't even tell if this is real or a parody, it's just so many different fetishes happening at once

>random new eastern european flag moaning about rorke

spainy vpn meltdown

File: 1448622308102.png (483 KB, 1920x1080)

483 KB PNG

Communism frees workers from the slavery and power of capitalists. There's no need for strikes in socialist states because workers are already in control and strikes developed as a method of workers fighting against capitalists. Strikes in socialist states are always organised by capitalists and nationalists with the goal of overthrowing socialism

>>199001583
is ally liked in england?
even celtic fans like me are taking a liking to him since he's been on commentary

>>199001621
hooting
him and collymore on talksport were proper car-crash radio doing the matches

>>199001629
mowbray*

>>199001583
Matterface always sounds like he's impersonating a commentator.

>>199001637
it's Twain from /sp/
Ronaldo fanboy from Romania

Clive is iconic
Should be on all big games

mental how badly I mindraped him lmao

>>199001679
going on the filter anyway

File: GQ68VPIXoAAHxUz.jpg (97 KB, 792x507)

97 KB JPG

lovely george
he'd be sickened by the state of the labour party

Tried the new lemon coke
Vile

>>199001380
I don't take T I'm just saying that my T without a doubt increased due to weightlifting, anyone's would, but that despite that I've been getting panic attacks

I started working out at 24, 26 is still a good age. Get a pull up bar and some rings and you can get a good workout at home for free

>>199001645
yeah he's class. probably the most popular commentator when the PL games are on
makes darren fletcher seem tolerable

>>199001679
Didn’t know we had a mongologist with us tonight

Mental how easy life is in this country if you're not a lazy retard like commiemong

File: georgemichael.jpg (35 KB, 391x400)

35 KB JPG

>>199001701

>>199001718
fletcher isn't that bad
much better than matterface anyway, can't stand the cunt
don't mind mowbray either

File: 1719114747723387.png (242 KB, 423x750)

242 KB PNG

hello mates

I see Southgayte is changing his tactics based on what pundits said after the Denmark game. Fucking clueless wanker

England will draw 1-1 and Kane will shout at the camera "NOITHE TO THEE YOUR OWN FANTH BOOING YER"

>>199001742
wouldn't say its easy
medium difficulty

>>199001766
where's the change in tactics? just the same plodding nothingness from what i can see

>>199001742
Commiemong has a job unlike most here

>>199001701
top lad proper clobber

business idea: moyes for england

Mental how easy life is in this country if you're born into a wealthy family

>>199001712
Rorke exposed

>>199001796
for me? neil warnock

>>199001787
utterly ludicrous claim

So jarring watching England play after seeing serious teams like Spain and Portugal play

>>199001742
im a lazy retard and life is easy

File: 20240625_200840.jpg (2.29 MB, 4032x3024)

2.29 MB JPG

>>199001713
heh its funny you say that, I literally bought a pull up bar 2 days ago, haven't set it up yet though because I'm a retard and I thought it'd just hold on with friction, didn't know I had to drill holders into the door frame lol
But alright, nice one lad. I needed that motivation. I always feel like I'm too old and that there's no point even trying lately.
What are rings?
I'm gonna get some weights too

Having a piss in the sink

Love lifting weights desu

bored of football. off to play some pokemon instead

Nell Tiger Free poster didnt last long

>>199001908
>translation: going to keep spamming 4chan until the sun comes up

>>199001908
what is the pokemon version of the england mens football team?

hope england win
(the t20 world cup)

New York and California produce the best Republicans. The Deep South produces the best Democrats.

>>199001766
He doesn't even know why he did it either.

There's nothing wrong with Trent in the midfield as long as you have a pacey Ngubu on the left like Gordon to play those cross field passes to.
But he just saw pundits complain about Trent and obliged just because

>Love lifting weights
I don't
not fun
takes ages
have to make sure you do it properly to avoid injuries

watching gay porn

>>199001941
nowhere near enough variety and posted far too often
just didn't have enough content
i can post LIV ERP OOL photos every week for years and it's a breeze because you simply never run out of nice pictures of liverpool

>>199001974
This

Do you piss in the shower?
I don't know why it's so controversial to do so. The piss is flushed away down the pipes with gallons of water.
Sink is a bit weird, yeah, because you wash your hands and brush your teeth etc there. But shower is completely logical

>>199001888
Gymnastic rings. They can last you a while before you need to add weight, just look up pull up / push up / dips progression exercises. If you want to work out legs get a bike or some kettlebells

More like Neil Tiger Freak

on the fruit and nuts

remember lord swastika

>>199002017
i typically piss in the toilet like my mum taught me when i was like 1 year old

>>199001371
It's incomprehensible grim, innit?
I bet you didn't know that level of fear was even possible, did you?

>>199001999
love it when they kiss desu

get the gay fascist porn posted

fuck me how is it getting even HOTTER?
It's 8pm. COOL DOWN NOOOOOW

>sit back
>low block
>double up out wide
yep, i'll check back in at 70 minutes

>>199000841
Had one of these when I smoked 100x salvia near the airport and a plane flew right overtop of me and landed about 100m away

commiemong definitely wanks to nazi femdom porn

>>199002141
based micah

>>199002141
even richfags aren't safe from humilation rituals

nigger

mad how immigrants come here and just continue living the same exact life they were living in the thirdie shithole but with even more kids

just watched some absolute filth
this weather has brought something out of me

>>199002199
how is that a humiliation ritual, cheer up rorke

Bursting onto the scene

>>199002017
Piss in the shower everyday. Student halls at uni had a shared bathroom but every bedroom had its own sink and mirror. Be mental if you didn’t piss in those sinks I reckon

sweating like spainnonce at the baby animal shop

wish I could have a large estate far from everyone else and be the reclusive genius I was meant to be

not been clubbing in like 15 years

File: Screenshot_20240625-20204(...).jpg (519 KB, 1080x2280)

519 KB JPG

why is Google so unbelievably SHITE now?
It's amazing that in current year it's only about 5% as functional as it was 10 years ago

what's a good western kino that isn't some clint eastwood slop

File: MD1-2z7nrmw3q-e1640341303544.jpg (114 KB, 1439x863)

114 KB JPG

On the mad dog

>>199002346
3:10 to Yuma

>>199002343
that art is completely demonic

>>199002357
KWAByn

File: file.png (137 KB, 1583x761)

137 KB PNG

>>199002343
sounds like user error

>>199002343
they intentionally crippled the algorithm after 2016 so that it could never lead people towards wrongthink content

>>199002357
Bifocals look shit

>>199002420
who cares

>>199002357
Big JC

>>199002343
mobile internet filter all sorts of no no words by default

bellingshite playing like he's never seen a football before

at first
i was like
mmmm
muscle growth hypnosis
as a joke
but bro
i don't think it's a joke anymore...

Why aren't England FACKIN moving?
They're all just standing there in their shapes doing nothing

>>199002357
One of these days Corbyn will realise the youth vote is worthless

File: image-w1280.jpg (81 KB, 1280x720)

81 KB JPG

>>199002346
The absolute BEST "Western" is the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
Genuinley one of the best films of the 2000s and one of the most beautiful films ever made, not just one of the best "Western"
(I put Western in quotations because it's more of a biographical character study of Greek tragedy proportions that's set in the West)
It's one of them films that's so full of SOVL that it makes you want to cry
https://youtu.be/r2gY_e1ZKD8?si=jJhz8ohJnvAmGuCn
>he had a condition known as granulated eye lids and it caused him to blink more than usual, as if he found creation slightly more than he could accept
HNNNNNG
Also RDR2 referenced this scene

>>199002478
can't wait for potter to get hold of these jabronis and turn them into a competent team

>>199002357
thought I saw Jen from IT crowd for a second

>>199002510
this nigga cumming for cowboys

Is England playing shite again?

File: 1719338069432984.png (898 KB, 640x980)

898 KB PNG

>>199000638
Based

>>199002510
it's decent but it's not that good. 3:10 to yuma is better

>>199002346
Mud
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

SOUTHGATE OUT

mad how the dailymail and other major news outlets ran a story about putin falling down the stairs and shitting himself and their claimed source was a telegram channel where someone claimed to know one of his body guards. some people read that and think its true, that is the level of sapience some people operate on

why can't southgate just admit he gorrit wrong

No Country for Old Men is kind of a western too

>>199000935
Go back >>>/sp/142045956

england playing big on pashun and little on tekkers

fucking hell kane you bloody pensioner

File: IMG_1726.jpg (391 KB, 1536x2048)

391 KB JPG

At pub

gareth southgate
get ready to learn arabic buddy

>>199002601
it's definitely a western

>>199002589
pretty much all russia news comes from telegram channels now

>And for this sin there is no remedy, for it is so grounded inward in my heart
I genuinley need to read Shakespeare. He did write absolute fire ngl

>>199002652
not many set in the 20th century
feels weird to recommend it as one despite me agreeing with you

refusing to watch this match cos the last two were so boring
from the sounds of it I'm vindicated

KWABgate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKnDzUcxSMw

i've never seen kane play well
reminds me of how everyone was psyopped into thinking rooney was good when he had a few good years at the start of his career and that was it

to be or not to be :skull:

SOUFGATE OUT

NORFGATE IN

EPIC WHOLESOME UKRAINE FASCIST BOMBING CHILDREN

>>199002702
It's because it's a proper Western, not a spaghetti Western

>>199002675
yeah but it's just some random pro-ukraine channel that provided zero evidence of having connection to putin's guards and also claims shit like putin is dead and the current one is a body double and shit like that

>>199000628
>>199000628
>>199000628

>charge portable vacuum for 10 hours
>lasts about 2 minutes full power before shitting out again
hate this useless thing so much

File: file.png (2.34 MB, 1500x1000)

2.34 MB PNG

>>199002702
hell or high water's another good modern western in a similar vein

I don't even think this is an urgency thing. The issue seems to be that NO ONE IS MOVING. Like, at all. Just stand in position, receive the ball and pass it on. It's real life table football.

>>199002389
Thanks lad
>few days to 1 week
aight not bad, reckon I'll be fine in 3 days

File: 800px-Bad_Day_at_Black_Ro(...).jpg (336 KB, 800x1220)

336 KB JPG

Bad Day at Black Rock is a great early neo-Western.

soufgate out

rppmey in

here's what the media won't dare to say: bellingham is a luxury player and when he's playing bad it's like playing with 10 men

I reckon I could kick the ball in the net

Tonight, I am Slovenian

>>199002760
True
>>199002799
Thanks

someone report that; i can't because my IP has a ban on it

bono
my tyres are gone

File: 1697763844091706.png (81 KB, 498x278)

81 KB PNG

>>199002904

>>199002904
he's half caste

how am i supposed to believe memes like britain is safer than it used to be when i hear police sirens outside 24/7. don't even live in a rough area

>>199001824
Ask him yourself jobless bum

Older. Fatter. Balder.

File: 150px-Bono_at_the_2009_Tr(...).jpg (8 KB, 150x246)

8 KB JPG

>>199002971
What do you want me to do about it lad? I'm a singer, not a fucking mechanic.

>>199002702
Butch Cassidy