nnnnnghey uncle hank check this ou—ACK edition
Bermuda, Bahama, come on me pretty mama
Chest day is the best day.
Eaten too much pasta again
do better, rorkesigned, everyone
DINKLEBERG!!!
>>199037101
>>199037114You: *takes 8 seconds to link your new*Me: *takes 7 seconds to link mine*There's levels to this game lad.
got the balcony windows openhere's hoping i don't fall out and plummet to my death
>>199037186both a couple of sad acts
>>199037140love leg day now i have a scrumptious bottom
Haven't been to a dentist in 10 years
>>199037114
>>199037224Nice juicy bubblebutt, eh?
How are some women so capable of saying shit yet adding nothing of substance at all to the entire conversation. Merely simple brainless observations of direct facts: "Boy that's a green sweater. The grass is long. Weather we're having huh"
benching 14 kiloseach. hands.
>>199037165Mrs Turner THICk
Gonna order a cheeky pizza lads what do we reckon I should get x
>>199037270so like.... 60 pounds total?
All in all I'm not a vile bitter little gremlin and hope ausanon enjoys his e-mrs. Just that in my case if I can't jerk off to naked images of boob or vagine it's not worth my time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmDGxBMIo9Y&list=OLAK5uy_mMxsVGqxpKrjRsFAjfliqS6mj1pSVoxxg&index=7
>>199037294jamón y piña
>>199037294couldn't care less boringlad
>>199037294Get one with 'nduja on.
>>199037261I'm guilty of the same to be fair.When people talk to me it's like there's nothing in my head, no reflex or desire to respond or come up with something to say. I know I have to say stuff back out of politeness but I'm really having to force it. In reality I think I just don't care about talking to other people.
>>199037294furiosa
>>199037101https://youtube.com/watch?v=l6vS99dEexI
Love eating meat, eggs, cheese, fish, rice, broccoli, asparagus, nuts and drinking milk
>>199037294>eating meat
>>199037353Deeply based.
>>199037186You're right lad, I'm not as much of a virgin as you
Me? Everything l say and do has substance. My words and actions are meaningful.
>>199037301enormous weight innit
>>199037347love her
leftypol cowering in fear at Sargon of Akkads subscriber count
might go for a walk to enjoy the rest of the sun
swear to god if this next match is a slurper I'm going to screamnot really of course
>>199037402females bench that much mate
>>199037418Leftypol breaking out into fits of laughter seeing Sargon of Akkad’s vote count
>>199037418Carlgon of Mossad
what sort of sunglasses are effay these days? are wayfarers still in?
>>199037448humongous weightatlas bench pressing the erf
>>199037430NEED a Czech and/or Georgia win.
>>199037371Love me heritage breeds, me
>>199037424good manalready done my virgin walking today
>>199037465$6 pair from Kmart
would rather get molested by my uncle than deal with delayed subtitles, talk about one fucking job
>>199037516oh definitely not going to buy the genuine expensive ones, too easy to lose or break
*sniffs the air for his next prey*
Gazan named as Doctors Without Borders staffer was Islamic Jihad rocket maker
pool time
haribo scrantastic
>>199037561Your mum's an Islamic Jihad rocket maker
>>199037603call it insect food cause its grimminy cricket
>>199037597Blacks reek that pool smells like roadkill
fly her out
>>199037603clangspastic more like
lifehack: stop wasting money on toothbrushes, just scran a brillo pad
>>199037758*Looks up from gnawing on the bone my parents gave me*
Hot af in texas. Moving from this barren hellscape asap
ded thred
Spent like 4 hours in the sea today ladsSeen so many piff tings walking past, few of them with their knockers out as well phwoarr
>>199037832what's up with that, thread should be thriving at this hour
a hammer smash on my testes
>>199037101didnt learn his lesson after he lost his foot did he.
>>199037865Wonder if they've rangebanned BT
Piff ting uppercutting my scrotum
contemplating an unusual wank>>199037865sites dying initbut also half the thread seems to have evacuated to /sp/ for the time being
>>199037865i just cant be arsed anymore. y'know
>>199037865too hot everyone died
having a lord toffingham lolly
>>199037927>unusual wanktell more
>>199037256"its me hahah anyway... still want to?? ahem... heh.."
Meth is bloody good stuffBeen up for almost 48 hours and feel great
mad how there is an election in a week and nobody gives a shit
>>199037994Try wanking on it yet
love liverpoollove goth girlslove socialism love neo impressionism
>>199038019midwits give a shit
>>199037994I do seriously hope you’re joking.
Brixton was all white in the 1980s,now look how it is 40 years after! The ethnic makeup of the neighbourhood changed! Clearly something must be done about it!
>>199037994i agree
>>199037969basically i dress up in a selection of my ladies garments and roger the mattress with the gay porn choons on
>>199038025for me it's german expressionism
>>199037339>Hey anon, what's up?>You too!
had a wank to some grainy 90s girls gone wild personally
>>199036794Didn’t kick in until they were older. Terrible though all the same when they on a mad one.
problem?
school year end summer try on haul
>>199038133winning
new ww3 update
>>199038133*Reaches out from my brain-shaped cloud to bless him*
>>199038133rorke's creps
>>199038046I thought Brixton is gentrified now
>>199037339This is me but it’s just stupid shit about whatever subject I’ve been half interested in the past 5 years
the flat is 5-10 degrees warmer than outside and stiflingNOT looking forward to july
>>199038177
>>199037603Rorkes idea of a spicy curry
>>199038168could do with some links to a few of these aha
are we all watching the PM debate or the football?
>>199038246haven't watched a single debatethey all a rabble about nothing
>>199038043>he never used meth recreationallymissing out
>>199038178The color schemes really make this art here. I want to hang this up on my wall so that I can look at it while I masturbate
had 3 pints down the pubhad to get a bottle of wine on the way home didnt i hahaont he wine now as it were x
I'm putting together an axis.An axis... of evil.
Mad how it’s only white people that have some sort of affection and respect for dogs. Dogs were lucky really to have us
>>199038246neither. i'll be reading a book expanding my mind
>>199038246footballfor me it's the czech vs turkey match
Dad went full Rorke rant in the car today and I had to just sit there and listen
>>199038294Not him. Tried it twice. The first time was nice, second time I stayed up wanking lol.
>>199038317drink some water
>>199038343His roof his rules
>look up symptoms for alzheimers >all the links are purple
Mad how it’s only white people that have some sort of affection and respect for pikeys. Pikeys were lucky really to have us
>>199038354ok MOTHER x
>>199038246obviously footballthe first debate was boring enough let alone the 15th or whatever they're on now
>>199038246is farage gonna be there?
>poortugalbased georgia
>>199038377We are lucky to have you though
Mikey asking me if I like dargs and my mind wanders to choices of marinade
>>199038372He was passenger in my car
just got diagnosed with alzheimers
>>199038327nice
is there anything scarier than dementia lads?
get the peng arses sucked out
>>199038448Why does politics even matter between family. He’s your dad, who cares what jersey he’s wearing
>>199038399based kvaradonaneeds to get out of napoli and join a proper team in the prem or serie aone of the big dogs
>>199038456can you still advertise smokes in yankland?
>>199038473nothing to fear if you're a retard already
my moss ball has got alzeihmers
>didn't poo yesterday >on my 3rd MASSIVE poo of the day right now>Can feel I'm not empty and will need another soonReckon I need more fibre lads
>>199038473motor neurone disease has got to be up there
when will i wake up from this nightmare
>>199038384the football was boring beyond belief yesterdaydidnt watch the first debate>>199038389na i think its just the tory paki and labour gimp
But what if your friend actually fucks your mum every night? Wouldn't that be pretty awkward?
>>199038473Fear itself
had to change me undies. disgraced meself again
>>199038473locked in syndrome
>>199038473huntingtons? slow, agonising, humiliating death over years with barely any treatment or cure and it only reveals itself after you've already had kids so you might find out you've consigned them to the same fate
theyve got that lad who does keir big hand edits on the tory leaflets SCREAMING
Anyone got a spare moss ball I can borrow?
>>199038630
>>199038582i change my vote to this actually
>>199038630But he's said a million times how he won't be spending money because Le economy
alri
not toiling on the morrow but might just go to bed anyway got nothing better to do
>Rwanda bad>Okay what's the plan>Dunno lolCan't wait for nothing to change
>>199038633sorry mate, mines in for its service
might get put on a list
British lovers be like:>Martha my dear you are insatiable tonight!!*bed squeaking*>Yes Charles! Yes Charles!
traveling soon. gonna starve myself for the 3 days before it so i dont need to poo while im traveling. starting to think i need to get in touch with a doctor. this feels extreme.
gonna have another go at sucking myself off, I'm almost there
>>199038538Fucking grim how that poor rugby player got it, went from being incredibly fit to an immobile skeleton, rip.
*/brit/ lights go out**fire pyro blasts out**Slow Chemical starts playing*
>>199038753Ever watched British porn?
>>199038710I’d pay money for the British government to put me in rwanda
>>199038776maybe try not eating ultra-processed slop for every meal
>>199038779your miles off, knobhead
>>199038556>na i think its just the tory paki and labour gimpwhy are they having the parties coming in 1st and 4th debating, should be starmer and farage or davey
>Exclusive: Bombshell poll shows Tories pushed into third place behind Lib Dems in election bloodbathEDSURGE
>>199038776Hope you faint and get in a car crash or miss a connection
>>199038782if I'm already an immobile skeleton does that mean I'm immune
>>199038813what even is ultra processed meals?
>>199038793May 19th
jamaican goons feeling up and checking pale meats that walk by their council flat
>>199038819if only my willer was like an inch longer I'd be all over it
>>199038824It should have been Corbyn.
Air conditioning on the train is busted. Like a bloody sauna in here.
>>199038846baked goods
>>199038840No
>>199038824i dunno mate im not a bbc producer
>>199038831Based Big Dimes Davey
if i was a animal id be a pengaleng
>>199038858Insulting to my intelligence
>>199038502No
got to that stage (2 years) where im starting to find more things unattractive than attractive with my gf, everything she does pisses me off tooneed to cook up a good exit strategy, problem is her family are sound and I get on with them so ideally I want to break up with her in a way that makes me not seem like a cunt
>>199038846if its precooked in some way it's processed
should i throw a hoodie on for my walk?
>>199038905testicular cancer in both bollocks
>>199038871fug
why yes I do produce BBC for a living
>>199038912it's like 20-odd out lad
>>199038923Alri Heinrich Himmler
welsh lasses
*Tombstone Piledrivers diego through a table*
>>199038888the Congolese Pengaleng went extinct in 1842
>>199038908has she gained weight or you're just bored of it all
always been a rorke even went to a ukip rally once but I get dizzyingly horny from interracial porn LOL
>>199038831Get in
>>199038908Alright but how's her arse. Still nice and perky?
tea: eatennow for the washing up
>>199038954heil
>>199038960yeah?
>>199038972i'm a ghaneaan pengaleng
>>199038999what did keir say
JUST JUMP ON THE BUS GUSMAKE A NEW PLAN STAN
The long hot summer of 2024
>>199039009Shit gimmicks
>>199038980just bored of it all, want the excitement back of doing things for the first time with someone new
>>199039000on the wine and about to eat a pizza myselfgot around 4 weeks of washing up piled upcant be arsed with it
>>199039030KWAB
Sat here supping a corona, big homemade enchilada in front of me, euros on telly through the french doors while I drink and dine on the terrace in the summer heat with a gentle breeze, a fag ready to be smoked is on the table for laterLife's mint
>>199038999Max how they feel proud of a country they’ve left behind for a superior one. I don’t think anyone being proud of a shithole should be in politics. Bangladesh, a fucking shithole dump
>>199039028"pakis out"
>>199039035no one asked
>>199039033Go and do different, new things with her then.
>>199039058blog on
mad how in UK and america cafes are filled with cretinous students and other such gimps with their laptops, but in europe cafes are a place you go for a mid afternoon coffee and 4 cigarettes
>>199039058Smoking is dumb and no amount of cope will change it
pakis inblacks inscouse outnortherners out
Sat here sucking a poo up my arse
>>199038910who the fuck eats pre-cooked food?
>>199039085yeah, probably dementia
>>199039029tell her you're gay, Ray
>>199039070well said michael
cargo ships packed with black bulls heading towards us ..
>>199039095seen people saying this all over X for the past few days. reckon you should go back
*high pitched yankoid virgin voice*"Smoking is dumb and im an incel"
>>199039074yeah you asked what i was up to x
>>199039087Name?
>>199039126same sort of people who buy bagged salad and grated cheese in a bag
>>199039163posted from your macbook air at the local cafe was it?
>>199037234>>199037686>>199038361>>199038679>>199038960>>199039011>>199039087cn>>199039141CN
>>199039175ktim
>>199039199gross man
yorkshire tits
>>199039095stop going to starbucks you yank twat
>>199039199Seen his willard and it cockmogs the lad who always gets cockmogged
>>199039223black toy
hawk tuah is literally not funny why are normies obsessed with it
>>199039223mommee
>>199039251it's pretty funny tbpfmgm
>>199039271>mommeeFOY
>>199039227Don't tell me what to do
>>199037294What is your height and weight?
>>199039225Who's this?
>>199039251really don't get why it's gone viral
princess anne has died lads...
>>199039303Can't remember
>>199039287ill tell you what to do and you'll follow it to the letter if you know whats good for you
>>199039172sieun, stayc
TOOL MAKER
fucking starving. this always happens after i do a big poo. is that normal? are you meant to get hungry after a poo?
>>199039251le epic sex joke hahanormies are literally obsessed with sex
Fuck my stupid Baka life
>>199039308even she got sick of this shitty euro championship
>>199039340Ty
just supported the welsh cider industry
>>199039087porky little slapper
Sir Tool Maker
>>199039343England is a good old country you know. Wish more people recognised that
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
>>199039361what's happened here then
>>199039349Yeah poo is stored in the stomach so when you do one it makes room for food.
>>199039361injecting the toothpaste and orange peels were you?
OCDberg telling me I can't leave the apartment without checking every faucet, stove and light switch 5 times
>>199039436farage becoming PM
>>199039436Being in a real life SAW situation probably
>>199039436the care home nurses that "look after" you
>>199039436dementia
>>199039429Brain of a goldfish
*puts on a robot voice*LIV-INGIN A MATERIALWORLD
My nan who has dementia went into her neighbours room and shit on her bedBasically just a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want
>>199039436read the second word
>>199039429brain of a pikey
>>199039506you sort of understand why nurses beat them when you hear stories like this
on the fucking booze again arent i on the fucking booze
>>199039429iktf I check the front door multiple times before going to bed, switch my alarm on and off a million times too. I reckon it could get out of hand if I let it.
>>199039554Get off itNOW
>>199039554
>>199039506I hope if I get dementia, I get the kind that turns you into a dirty old man obsessed with sex haha
can't remember what I did a minute ago
is there anything scarier than having someone shit in your bed lads?
>>199039586That’s already you though
>>199039608is that scary?
>>199039643who are you?
>>199039586Heard the retirement home lasses are right pussyhounds haha x
>>199039612Wouldn’t say that, I have a normal sex drive for my age. I’m not a deranged coomer
>>199039489NEED a sadistic nurse to wring my geriatric gonads into oozing purple sacks of pain
the power of one
>>199039608ask johnny depp
>>199039668You don’t expect us to believe that, do you?
>>199039692topkek
crying @ some of these
>>199039674This is the kind of Ruby posting I can get behind
>>199039708Zero growthZero seats
>>199039708>be labour>make sure sunak's ugly rat mug is in all your ads>winalmost unfair
Most scared I've ever been was the night my brother stayed on the sofa in my one bed flat (toilet an en suite in my bedroom) and he got up to do a piss in the night, entering my room. I'd forgotten he was here in my sleep and I rolled over to see the dark figure of someone lurking in my room. Screamed like a little girl.
Saw a tech deck on amazon so bought one, I remember having one as a kid. Learning how to ollie atm.
>>199039674I would seduce this woman by telling her to get a locomotive, a car, and a bike next to her plane tattoo.
>>199039687
I'm a Celt, and a citizen of the United Kingdom
the physical act of pooing
>>199039708>Zero growthIs that taking the piss out of his height?
>>199039750how old were you
>>199039664Have heard that STDs are relatively common amongst care home residents :/ >>199039695?
might watch the second half in bed as is my wont
Might fire up the ol' pro satisfyer for a cheeky prostate massage wank x
>>19903978828
*fizzes one in*
>>199039797Who cares you're on death's door anyway, might as well go at the crack as well
>>199039822>>199039750would love to shag you silly
>>199039750I remember once my dad went out, and I heard banging around downstairs. Shat myself thinking it was a burglar, put a chair under the door handle and looked for a weapon. Started jumping up and down thinking the noise would scare them off, only to have my dad shout 'What are you doing?' from the bottom of the stairs, turned out he'd come back early.
>>199039797you horny post all the time
>>199039861enjoy it when the people you shag scream like little girls do ya
we going to get it made then or nah?
>divetugal
>>199037103>>199037103>>199037103
Keep getting recommended channels of schizos on youtube, it probably all started with Tim. The issue is I actually watch them and find them fascinating.
>>199039940
