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>>199052193preddy lame edition ngl
>>199052211im running out of idea
when was the last time you guys were on a roller coaster
should i walk to the opps hood to go to the amazon locker to pick up my package or should i just go get it tomorrow morning?
>>199052222never. im too much of a pussy
>>199052227I don't believe you have "oops"Definitely wait though
>>199052222>QUADSchecked, about 3 months ago when I was in Orlando
I think I might be the first language-cel in history>I have a very thick accent while speaking english>I speak my "heritage" language like a retarded child, literally the grammar mistakes that a kindergartener would make>it's like I have no native language>no pussy as well
>>199052222I was 16, and I'm 30 nowt2wkkm
>>199052240>I don't believe you have "oops"heh i meant like walk to the side of my area where da latin kings are at, i do have some opps thoughh heh....i could also just drive there but its so annoying driving in and out of the alley
>>199052242I've met jeets in Canada like this>born in Canada but raised in Brampton>surrounded by other jeets their entire life even though living in Canada>speaks English with a notable jeet accent despite it being their native language>also cannot speak their pajeet language well due to growing up here
>>199052257did you just type your captcha
>>199052242CHI
>>199052222I used to enjoy amusement park rides when I was a kid, but I got on one when I was 21 when a travelling carnival showed up in the neighbourhood park, and it just made me feel like I was gonna puke. That my friends and I were drinking in the park beforehand may have contributed. Either way, haven’t bothered since.
>>199052276Okay, at least I'm not brown. But they have arranged marriages and shit
>>199052276They speak a jeet variety of Pidgin English
>>199052222A decade ago I'd imagine.
>Your Auxiliaries Imperator
>>199052310Still better than that forced T*r*nto accent
>>199052343That Toronto shit is largely just Caribbean Pidgin and wiggers copying them
>>199052347Not that there are any White people left in Toronto to wig LOLChiggers and Jiggers copying the Caribbers I guess
whom /ultra retard/ here?
>>199052347>Caribbean Pidgin and wiggers copying themsadly no longer just wiggers, you got somalis, jeets, flips and all other kinds of crap trying to talk like a Jamaican roadman in London with a brain injury, nuke plz
>>199052369
Are Mexicans racist against South Americans the same way Americans are racist against Mexicans?They must be, Mexicans have some culture and can be considered white, nothing good can be said about latinos, on the other hand.
>>199052369that one americananon here who always posts about this
>>199052369me
if someone arranged and paid for a wife for me I would be sooo nice to her I would treat her sooo well, I don't care if she was kind of ugly, she just can't be that ugly, or fat, or hairy, kinda ugly is ok, fat and hairy is no ok
it takes me like the entire day to study 1 and a half hours
>>199052388>Are Mexicans racist against South Americans the same way Americans are racist against Mexicans?Yes but I think they hate Central Americans more
>>199052388>>199052388not the same way, no.
>>199052242You're definitely not the first
>>199052388Mexicans vary from blonde and blue eyed (tiny minority) to brownoid mayans. But they seem to care more about nationality than race when it comes to their prejudices against South Americans. Of course, there are small white populations in lots of South American countries.
>>199052388I wouldn't say the same way. The only real beef we seem to have is with haitians because they're immigrants, ironically.
hwell she could dance that old bander shuffleslowly to some cowboy hustle how she'd make them trophy buckley, shine, shine, shinewild-eyed on mexican silver, checkin' dum ol' cousin Willard - got 'em thinkin' that he's got her this time!
Mexico and the US are basically identical countries these days.
>>199052455What did you mean by this?
>>199052462The US must never allow my kind to spread to New England. The southwest has already fallen.
>>199052420Everyone else gets pussy
>>199052464WELL CAMON ME SON...STEP THE FOCK OP, AYE?
>>199052486No
Some people just can't wait till the 4th to light their fireworks...
>>199052464>There’s hardly anyone in Birmingham who couldn’t beat you in a fight, so come on then, you fucking Americans
Oh right, this will be my first 4th of July in the US. I want to buy a huge fucking american flag for my room, biggest one I can find.
>>199052531familia sonorense promedia
good evening /cummers/
>>199052557It's still not big enough, TRAITOR
>>199052557irish anon?
>>199052568Nope, still the mexican tourist
>>199052563did you know cummer means godmother or close female friend in Scottish?
>>199052563nnnigger hehehehe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvb8BZv5zY
>>199052563>Manassashow boring is it there?
>>199052583did you know that 3 days ago i licked the vagina of a woman who has herpes
for some reason I think this music makes me think that it could be heard in a Dynasty Warriors stage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAZHBEgHPNQbut it has nothing to do with it.
My God is Yahweh
>>199052600Enjoy throat cancer
>>199052610is Yahweh what?
>>199052622What
>>199052593>man assesBit zesty
>>199052610I bond Yahwed'd your sister
got sharp pain in my sides but fucking hate going to the doctors so i'll just die
>>199052635It's adjacent Arlington. I do not have much hopes.
>>199052652both sides? could just be a fart, could be your posture.
>>199052610based
>>199052600grim, woeful even
>>199052613
I dare you to make out even a single line of this song! G'bless the US!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfDfoM9zcE
>>199052659nah its just one side and it comes and goes
>>199052593boring>>199052658no it isnt
>>199052610
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) Don't mind me, just farming my crop.(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
GET PREGNANT NIGGA GET PREGNANT NIGGA GET PREGNANT NIGGA
>>199052683which side? Could still be a fart.
Really wish I could go /nightwalking/ right now, but unfortunately there are a trillion mosquitoes out this time of year.
>>199052686
>>199052697Also I am out there
>>199052690this was me to your mom but she kept screaming "STOP IT STOP IT" (i was raping her) so pregnancy was impossible
>>199052693I've been trying to fart away the pain my whole life
>>199052686>>199052690this is the future
>>199052593How did you know what town he's in?
>>199052697Aren't there bears outside? Seems dangerous.
finally beat this piece of shit game
Different leaf, but an unidentified pain that I tried to ignore kept escalating, turned out to be appendicitis, and required surgery.
I would never brag about forcing myself upon a defenseless woman, like some kind of criminal
>>199052685Christian
>>199052697No danger from other humans? You're lucky. But mosquitos are awful.
>>199052684I meant Fairfax but those shitholes are pretty similar. Unless Manassas is rural like Lynchburg.>>199052711extraflags
My ancestors survived without modern medicine, why should I go to a doctor? I will simply heal.
>>199052697How do you know there's a trillion? Have you counted them?
>>199052728
Whenever you feel pain, you need surgery.
I am hart like rokSlav is hart like headbutYou doubt Amerikan?I fak your madder! In morning dres!
ah yes, the myth of the defenseless woman
>>199052728I only would do that on here if it were spinster
>the year of our lord MMXXIV>being a christian scientist
doctor prescribed me 30 minutes of farting a day
>>199052749It was extreme enough that it became completely impossible to sleep, and I couldn’t stop vomiting, so yeah it required surgery. I should have gone to the hospital much earlier, but I have a higher pain tolerance, and don’t like interacting with the medical system.
Love reading books
>>199052767taint no science about them folk, amigo
I am a christian squirter
>>199052773mine prescribed 15 hours of cumming in your butthole
You can only reply to this if you have come in a woman's pussy without a condom
>>199052730
>>199052785Don't talk yourself up, that's immodest
I generally trust small self-run medical practices run by old dudes who have been there for 30 years.I don't trust hospitals that are just going to pennypinch as much as possible because of corporate ownership, I don't trust young doctors, and I don't trust new practices that could easily be a scam.
>>199052797:^)
>>199052797hello son
>>199052708You been boozin'?
>>199052797well of course, your mom was running a special
I won't be replying to that other anon because I am a wizard.Unlike the rest of you fucking normalfags reeeeeee etc etc.
>>199052797With one lady. Wasn't as great as I imagined it would be. Probably her fault, the gaping pussy'd whore.
>>199052808How is that talking myself up? I’m describing being so stubborn as to have almost killed myself, as a cautionary tale
>>199052797trans woman :flex arm emoji:
>>199052797
>>199052844i don't like you
>>199052829Waiting for marriage (based), or career wizard (based)?
>>199052837>Wasn't as great as I imagined it would be.What? Cumming in a pussy no condom is basically the #1 hedonic pleasure in life other than opiates (which is cheating)
>>199052809The kid points his gun straight at the doc, yet he says 'what is your business here?' 'Ye know damn well what my business here is'. 'Cash or card?' The kid spits. 'Do I look like I carry either?'
have cum in a woman's vagina but still won't be replying to that other anon
drinking milk
>>199052859
>>199052736Your ancestors rarely made it past the age of 30
>>199052854ewww did you fuck a stinky neovagina
>>199052901Fake news
>>199052866The first time it was pretty great, then another time we got a hotel room and I got over it pretty quickly, after like cum #5-7 around there.
>>199052901That’s statistical illiteracy. There was a high death rate of babies and small children, but if you made it to adulthood a long time ago, you were likely to live a lifespan comparable to the modern era.
>>199052910can i fuck ur biohole?
living from one ejaculation to the next is not living
Go to sleep, Rob.
the lifespan of a bipolar person today is shorter than that of a bipolar person 100 years ago. This is because of the introduction of pharmaceutical drugs, which cause all sorts of physical problems like diabetes, kidney failiure, etc.
havent fapped all dayhopefully this will reset my libido
>>199052861career wizard. just never really cared about it to be honest.
>>199052740Yes, I have counted them to exactly 1 trillion, no more no less, who woulda funk.>>199052732It's a small town in Eastern Canada so yeah it's pretty safe. Maybe a few hobos but nothing too bad.>>199052722No, it's too urban for there to be many bears, and if there are bears it's only black bears, i.e. pussy ass bitch bears.
>>199052954It's 1:10am where you are, you go to bed
This general moves fast wtf
>>199052994it's 1am on a thursday. it's peak /cum/ time.
>>199052925And anon says 'was it good to you?' and she says 'Yeah it was alright' and anon's okie heritage flares up and he says 'Alright, you bitch? I'll show ye alright!' Madman, she screams, but by the time the bar patrons file he's already done her in with his bowie knife. Who's next, you sons of bitches, he enquires, standing on the brothel steps like a gore-caked werewolf of the old world, baying for blood.
Friend told me Halifax, of all places, is hipster central
>>199052998/int/ is my board Kaelynn, go back to /b/
me gusta la PANOCHA!!AME LIKEYRAWRAWRAWRARQARWARWOOF WOOFWOOFWOOF
*file in
Missing my internet wife rn
>>199052951What else is there? Nothing.
>>199053012>>199052998sorry i mistakenly thought there was a (You) next to your post
stole some rice pudding from work but i dont really like it desu :|
real west coast hours
>>199053035put it back
>>199053005
>2024>/cum/tards still don't know they can solve all of their horniness problems by simply fasting/dieting to such an extent that they kill their own libidoshiggy dig doo
>>199053002At least for the northeast, I'd agree with that anon. Halifax is a cool little city with a unique culture compared to the rest of Canada.I think Vancouver probably is on par with it though, in pockets. Like comparing Williamsburg in Brooklyn to Portland OR. Different flavors of hipster.
Guys. I'm seriously beating my meat again. This isn't good...
>>199053048im a phat nigga i ate it all already but i didnt really like it
R8 my Cormac imitations from 1 - 10
trying to decide between going to sleep now or having one more orange
>>199053070
>>199053063>2024>nofapfags are still nofappingGo back to r*ddit and retain your semen there.
>>199053063>just crash your testosterone with a shit dietYeah great idea bozo
>>199053075tell me you're not binge eating oranges in the am rn
haven't fapped in years
>>199053075eat da og
look at the little coombrained losers losing their minds raging with their hands fused at the dick
eating ezmake stuffing for dindin
i havent fapped in hours
I need a lean boy with a small cute dick
I only fap before I shower, so I fap every other day
gotta go to the licensing place tmrw doe
>>1990530714/10 vibe is correct but prose can be better keep practicing.
I am ugly AS FUCK
>>199053137Brian…
I goon like an enchanched Paul Giamatti-robot
There are better burgers, no doubt, but not a better fast food burger.
>>199053163Thats right, youre also weak as fuck and begging to be clobbered in the face
in-n-out of your mom
>>199053087I'm not a nofaptard. nofaptards have to strenuously ignore their bodily desires. I simply have no bodily desire to begin with.>>199053099There is literally nothing good about having any testosterone as a foreveralone single bachelor in this day and age.
>>199053171love me double double, fries, and a straberry shake
>>199053067Interesting, thanks. I'm extremely Halifax-ignorant
>>199053171I haven't been recently, how are the costs looking? That was always the sticking point between them and Five Guys, in that In-N-Out wasn't strictly better quality but was significantly better for the price.
shake shack makes me think of a shack in your backyard where you go to masturbate, i.e the masturbation station
>>199053153I thought I was the only one who did this
I always hear people complaining about In-N-Out having long enough lines to deter visiting, which probably means their price is sub-optimally low
>>199053075First brush your teeth, then immediately eat an orange
>>199053183>I'm not a nofaptard. nofaptards have to strenuously ignore their bodily desires. I simply have no bodily desire to begin with.Even worse, you're one of those faggots who think they're asexual/buddhist.
nofap? no, nobrush(your teeth)
>>199053153>showering every other dayOk stinky
>>199053238yah, long lines every timethats why you go late at night
I'm eating like 500g of red grapes rn
>>199053266how about or what about what if you ate 500g of edible marijuana
>>199053266grapemaxxed fruitcel
>>199053195good order. i'm a big boy so you know I get that 4x4 protein style and a diet coke>>199053208everything is going up, still much more affordable than 5 goys
oh boy, here we go again with mr calorie counting grape autist
>>199053250>you're one of those faggots who think they're asexual/buddhist.I never came close to implying such a thing. I'm not asexual, I'm still heterosexual, I simply have no libido and therefore no compulsion to master bait.
The greatest kindness is to put up with someone's shit
>I get that 4x4 protein style and a diet coke
>>199053293every group has one
Metric is so stupid. Measuring grapes in grams is unnecessarily specific. We’re talking over a pound of something, not a baggie of coke
can you get huge and muscly without protein shakes?
grapes have a lot of sugar THOUGH
>>199053250how are asexuality and buddhism even in the same ballpark?
>>199053340Even measuring in pounds is silly, just measure by, like, "handfuls" or something
WEIRDEST PLACES YOU'VE MASTURBATED, GO!>backyard in a little corner with my mini laptop at age 16? or something>garage>homemade fleshlight that I stuck inbetween the toilet tank lid and the toilet tank (made a bit of noise>in my car in an alleyway (did this twice on two separate occasions)>in a car in my front yard when I was locked out of my houseI'm sure there are other examples
>>199053359buddhism is about renouncing the material, that includes eating, breathing, drinking and fapping, they're closely related
>>199053347It’s extremely difficult to tailor a real food diet with a very high total protein intake, as well as a reasonable caloric intake, and tolerable macros. You can do it, but protein powder helps get around that
>grapes have a lot of sugar THOUGH
>>199053347With years of training and tons of protein, you will still look dyel with clothe on unless you have top genetics. Big and muscly dudes are on tren, sarms, hgh, test, etc
'Stop! Hold it right there!' says the Marshal in an attrition of other options. 'Or what?' says the kid, gloatingly. 'Or I'll-' but he is downed by hail of bullets. His partner veers from beyond the corner but before he can loose a bullet he himself spasms and lets loose him immortal soul. Ah, shit, says the kid, the haws. He discharges his shot into the laboring animal, stilling its deathly labors. Well, damn, he opines.
>>199053371Ounces pretty much fill that niche. I’ve always felt that ounces seem to be one of the most human-scaled units of measure of that type
>>199053373Men's room cubicle at toil>>199053390It's true thougheverbeit, there are much better choices for fruit than gr*pes. For me personally, it's raspberries.
Why did i get soyjaked for that? its true grapes do have a lot of sugar....THOUGH
>>199053425>>199053423grapes have .4 grams of sugar eachA FOURTHOF A GRAM
Tip your grocers, guys
>>199052222I think 2018? I visited Orlando with family.
>>199053423>Men's room cubicle at toilI did this in high school lol, no phone back then all from the dome
>>199053423>raspberriesThe best
>>199053446hey stupid nigga, how many grapes do you think people eat at a time? A LOT
>>199053464you'd need to eat 100 every day to even get close to the recommended cutoffso unless youre some numale vegan I wouldnt sweat it
>>199053461Same, and this was at 8:00 in the fucking morning. What's worse is that there was some obese boomer occupying the adjacent stall so I had to fap and /cum/ quietly. Genuinely the worst fap of my life.
>>199053446Who eats one grape? I don’t know what type of grape he was eating, but based on a generic type, 500g of grapes contains 87g of sugar
>>199053373I’ve never been into weird masturbation locations when alone, but I had a freaky ex who was into public sex in strange places
>>199053489>500g of grapeswho tf is eating 100 grapes every day
for me, it's mojitos from the beach tiki bar on the lounge chair in the sand at sun down
I should start a forum on the dark web where people can discuss grapes with true anonymity
>>199053512This guy >>199053266
>>199053512nigga he just did
>woman buying an escaladethat is fucking retarded
*hisIt was under a killing moon that they rode into town, killers all, undisguised grins leering at the women of the town. Now, you look here, said one man, and was shot down accordingly. His woman weeped and wailed and came at his corpse but the cold killer who'd done the deed grabbed her neck and said 'Well it woudl appear to me that I'm an incel no more...bitch!'.
>>199053526it makes them feel safe
>>199053524>>199053522thats his own fault. most bushels have what, like 15?
>>199053515Olha que coisa mais linda mais cheia de graçaÉ ela menina que vem e que passaNum doce balanço a caminho do marMoça do corpo dourado do sol de IpanemaO seu balançado é mais que um poemaÉ a coisa mais linda que eu já vi passar
put some grapes in your freezer overnight, frozen grapes are great on a hot day
Can someone please tell me what the moral dilemma is if a 30 year old man marries a 17 year old woman?
>>199053535it's a fucking escalade for crying out loud. it's too big and doesn't even suit them
>>199053539>bushelsYou mean a bunch?
>UMMMMMMMMMM, ackshually its called a bunch
Almost 2:00 am but I feel like drinking more instead of going to bread
Just broke one of the ten commandments feel genuinely sick
Idk why women won't just let me have sex with themIt only takes like 30 seconds and they probably won't even feel it
>>199053555It's called a raceme
i wanna get high nigga
they created this whole aesthetic out of what? native fisherman? i buy it completely
The Lion King is about a gay couple grooming an emotionally distraught child whose father just died.
>>199053606what would you do for the other 27?
Really like the smell of my genital area after a workout
It’s funny how English stole all the grape-related words from French, but applied them wrong>the English “a bunch of grapes” in French is “une grappe de raisin,” or a grape of raisins, where grape means the cluster, and raisins are the fruit>English “raisins” in French is “raisins secs,” or dry grapes
>>199053641try to pull my pants up
>>199053600Eat some grapes, you'll be okay
>>199053515I also enjoy mojitos
>i wanna get high nigga
>>199053548It was an under an esplanade of scotch pine, willow and birch that they made their way along the uncaring wild, a dreaming killer each man. Dem Comanhes maybe waiting for us down below said one man but he was shot down by the Judge. Bask in the moment he said as I bask in the slaughter of innocent children. And no man thought it wise to interrupt his reverie.
french niggas be like"hon hon hon, le raisins sex"
*Comanches
Dr. Disrespect always gave me weirdo vibes. Makes sense that he's a pedo.
https://x.com/starfire302010/status/1806141744477802611?t=lO5yuz4EMQ8xyqOVx4ufgwdamn this is kinky!
It's funny how French is just wrong Latin
Why are so many influencers/streamers always pedos? Like why not necrophiliacs or something why pedo bro
>>199053688>but that he's not a "predator or pedophile."
>>199053688i would date a 17 year old if i was 40 (in brazil where is legal), the biggest problem is that he's married with children, he's just a scumbag
>>199053692Dead link
this says a lot about our society
>>199053484>I had to fap and /cum/ quietlyGuarantee he heard you. I heard some dude freeze his fapping when I walked in to use the urinal then "quietly" continue as I took an awkward piss
>>199053722Their main audience are children.
>>199053722You're a pedo that's why so many pedos are on your radar
You all remember when that video of an indian guy ass raping his grandfather(?) was spammed on this board?
>>199053749hell yah brother-HH
>>199053758What
>>199053774yeah
>>199053774don't remind me, it's sick
>power keeps flickeringThe West has fallen, it’s over
>>199053774Huh
>>199053774i didnt watch the video for obvious reason but yea
I turned down sex once when I was 19 because she was obviously insanely mentally ill. That was easily the dumbest thing I ever did
>calvin & hobbesomfg it's such a reddit comic strip
The savages came at them abruptly, trailing wedding dresses and conquistador helmets. Fuck you mom! said Glanton, discharging his cavalry pistol. A burning man riding a horse appeared on the horizon. Fuck your mother opined Toadvine as he brought the broad side of his rifle on the head of an Apache raider, making the animal skitter wildly among the burgeoning slaughter. The kid ducked before a burning man impaled by a spear. Here, you savage, he said, pistol-whipping the howling savage, then bodying another brave. I will sooner find myself in a Mexican horn orchestra than to have aught to do with you, he intoned savagely.
A wife might be nice.
>>199053830Nah, fucking mentally ill girls always leaves you feeling dirty unless you're a psycho
>>199053848Any particular requirements?
No, you're right, my prose neds fine tunning. And what would Freud say?
>>199053848interesting? she's sweet
>>199053860a working vagina
>NOOOOOO!!!>YOU CANT START A COUP IN MY COUNTRY >THATS ILLEGALlol shut up thirdy and give us your country
>>199053834Why? I remember learning good lessons from it, it's not like modern shit telling you to be gay and trans
>>199053849>unless you're a psycho
>>199053849>fucking mentally ill girls always leaves you feeling dirtyThat brings back memories from my last trip to Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhLrHIIrTZMhow big does your dick have to be to keep a woman like this around?
>>199053894dude's practical, i guess
>>1990539233 1/2 - 4 inches
I crawl like a viper thru these suburban streetsmake love to these women languid and bitersweet
darkness binds you
Have we created a sick society where it's an advantage to be psycho
>>199053952Literally always been the case, you think it would be less advantageous to be a psycho in the wild?
>>199053947HASHUT ZARAZ GORM!
>>199053960Psychos are a necessary evil, but they've got to be kept in check because they will commit heinous acts.
its a psychos vs schizophrenics world out there
>>199053848Or you could just be celibate.
I'm more of a Dexter kinda guy hunting bad people
>>199053952>>199053960Sociopathic behaviour is generally bad in societies of tribes or small villages. People will politely put up with a certain amount of shit before you’re forced to leave, and start annoying a new batch of rubes. Sociopathic and antisocial behaviour is rewarded in a metropolitan and atomized society, as no one knows each other in a big city anyway, so your behaviour has to be truly out of control for word to get out.
your bf, ma'am
>>199054006there is a woman out there who doesn't want to live a celibate life. I'm the man who can help solve that problem for her
>>199054055>>199054055New
>>199054015>People will politely put up with a certain amount of shit before you’re forced to leaveIt's just like normal society psychopaths just hide their psychopathic tendencies, same way the majority of surgeons are psychos
