USA edition
>*marches into /brit/ one last time*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
that black dude is unironically more attractive than the roastie
kys Noncey
Four days on Hinge and Bumble and not a single match.
watch out lads he's got new additions to his arsenal of mice and he's not afraid to post them
>>199056279I think you might be gay
>>199056262>>199056273>>199056279>>199056298Four foreigners ruining the fung shei in brit
NO DOCTOR MIKESNO 5-HTT TRANSPORTERSNO MICENO PETERSPASTA AND BED, NOW!
>>199056262So it really Spainonce doing the "im a crimean tatar autist who hates russia :DDD" posts
bud light btfo
any saving up for a hair transplant man in
>brit is too good. We need to ruin it - foreigners>>199056311Love you >>199056305>>199056308Good post
>>199056327OP is Spainonce
>>199056350bloke has the mr burns look at 25, brutal
SHE HAD FUN FUN FUN TILL HER DADDYTOOK HER T-BIRD AWAAAY
>>199056350Fucking hell just shave it off
>>199056344Glad you're here
Rorke sniggeringLeftypol speopleofcolouring
What do you think of communist in your country
I eat pussy like it's going out on dateI eat pussy like it's got one of those yellow reduced stickers slapped on it
If you write the nword on your ballot paper then they use DNA and CCTV analysis to track it back to you so you can be arrested for hate crime.and it's a good thing
He's so happy
Jannys genuinely gave up on this board for the past 2 weeks
i love reading r/melbourne threads about how dating in melbourne is shit. love watching these cunts, both male and female, bitch and moan. but then you see some success stories>I met my partner of three years on r/dating_advice in a comment chain hahaha. It's been tough, she's in the US and I'm in Melbourne, but we've met and we're making it work!
>>199056327I'm starting to feel like I'm not welcome here
sucking a nigger
>you enter the london underground
No attractive women post on Reddit without also posting on NSFW subreddits to shill their OFFact.
any junkie man inalways go nuts and pop like 6-7 pills a day when i first get it but then i start running short and ration them out until i can afford more, it's a vicious cycle
>>199056476Why? Because you aren't getting someone banned for posting images? Literally posting images? Fag Also you do it over the wrong things and everything you believe in is wrong
>>199056440WHEN I AIM A GUN INTO A FUCKINITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE ALL EATIN' DINNERAND I WANT THE NOISE TO BE HEARDI WANT YOU ALL UNDER THE FUCKIN' TABLE
>>199056453Or they could just look at the serial number on the ballot paper and find out which voter it was issued to.
>>199056516You are mentally ill.
mental that literally all the parties refuse to legalise weed
daddy i need to shit
Imagine being that guy
I'm going to take that negative little freak who will hopefully fuck off because this place is really positive right now - even with someone getting mad over images, but not tripfags or avatarflaggots or trolls - and the nanny 'leaving this place' because hmHE isn't being listened to And I will take the time that person would of stolen from me and used to lower me down to think and reflect
ignore non whites in every capacitydo not acknowledge their existence
I'm going to take that negative little freak who will hopefully fuck off because this place is really positive right now - even with someone getting mad over images, but not tripfags or avatarflaggots or trolls - and the nanny 'leaving this place' because hmHE isn't being listened toAnd I will take the time that person would of stolen from me and used to lower me down to think and reflect. Imagine being that guy
Listening to synth-pop Eek A Mouse...very wholesome
>>199056605>>199056631FOMYEG
>>199056631yeah?
>>199056631i love you
melty imminent
>>199056547would this benefit or fuck over pakis?
oh my gosh the temperature is so much better todaywe are SO back whitebros
>latest MRP poll shows Reform on track for 18 seats No chance
>>199056671It would benefit are NHS, reducing A&E visits, reducing violence and reducing obesity. People can just mong out on their couch on an edible.
>>199056675Burn it with fire.
>>199056711All the old people and young rorkes will be voting Reform though. Not insignificant numbers.
>>199056547same thing over here, except the greens who are worse than useless (goes without saying tbhq)imagine being able to freely share a joint with the lads in the pub smoking area
Look how badly the parasite wants to waste someone's time
>>199056273The weight of existence was too much for him
>>199056742Yeah they'll win their 3 key seats (Ashfield, Boston and Clacton) and maybe a couple of random ones but that's it
i only said i done it so they'd remove the porcupine from my ringpiece
>>199056794
>>199056675"ran into""got brutally attacked"who do they think they're fooling LOL
>>199056821Stop it yank
Consider semen retention.
>>199056847No, my cums are massive right now and it feels so good when it comes out. Feels powerful as is and can hear it hit my chest
>>199056814Reform Surge! Tory Slump! It's happening!
>>199056872smidgen gay that
>>199056742Troonlennials voting labour and libdem
>>199056717i don't give a fuck about the NHS and broader society. i only care about the impact on pakis cause i want them to have a harder life
This weather is probably how viagra feels. I've started getting jumpy over wrong sensations tho9gh like feel as if a spider is crawling on my bed when I'm cleaning and I fall over or go Aaaa
>>199056760can't imagine anything worse than trying to have a pint and weed smells waft all around me.
it pint season
I like keeping my empty Mcdonald burger boxes in a stack and my bread bags alsoThen I fill them up with trash
settle down now tobyit's your quiet time. Quiet time for Toby.
>>199056875Which poll is this?
>>199056262BASED WHITE GIRL
>>199056965Nah. Go kill yourself You can't control anyone
>>199056965Kill yourself
>>199056262aint nun lil timmy gon do
>>199056948sounds like a you problem honey
Imagine a thread without spaintard
OMG WEEED WEEEED WE NEED LE WEEEEDModern white people are wigger apes
feel like FUCKING SHIT
>>199057022don't need to imagine/^!!7E5j5Kl3XNM$/
so glad its not baking hot anymore
I LOVE BEING A WHITE AMERICAN
pray, which joint is this, exactly?
Spaintard is a parasite
Farting non-stop in my smelly childhood bedroomit's like Auschwitz in here
just learned the ISS is being shut down in 2030saw it flying through the starry night sky at the top of a mountain once, woke mob gone mad
>>199057037Spainonce VPN until proven otherwise
>>199057037mmmhmmm lil timmy upstairs rageposting on /pol/
>>199057005nah sounds like a you problem cause weed is still illegalgo smoke a joint in prison drug mong
>>199057047Glad they're finally cracking down on them terrists an that
Computer made a beeping noise just then.
>>199056875My prediction is that Labour will win but it won't be a massive win because I don't think people are that excited about Sir Keir. And I think a lot of boomers who currently say to pollsters that they're undecided will reluctantly back the Tories because they want those gold-plated pensions (even if they hate Rishi for betraying the veterans on D-Day).
>>199057047also saw it in the sky oncewas out walking dogblatt and a neighbour was hanging out their window and shouted down saying the ISS was due overhead. Was sure he was talking shite but true enough looked up and you could see it zooming across. Then when I got home I confirmed online that it was indeed the ISS
>199057062Oh damn it only took less than 10 seconds to get a confirmation
>‘He literally stole from children to pay for killing his own child’: Middle school principal killed teacher pregnant with his child
>>199057073that's the CIA activating the bomb
>>199057028Just call them a faggot if they act like that, they'll either stop being a faggot or stop talking to you so it's a win either way.
I can get to high gold on league of legends with anti anxiety medication
>sending kpop groups to londonwhat measures do these kpop companies have in place to prevent their idols from being raped by muslims?
Went to update my Tinder profile after getting some decent pics on holiday and realised I wore the same cap in every single one of them
anti-drug incel brigade coming out the woodwork next they'll tell us that drinking and smoking should be illegal too
I don't feel any shame in fare evading nowadays. Been 3 months since I've tapped on. Never been caught
>>199057129women love a man savvy to the dangers of UV rays
>>199057146D U D EUDE
>>199057129birds will think you'r'e bald even if you're not
dealerberg does cali weed for 15 quid a gramquite expensive, that
drinking and smoking should be mandatory for pregnant women
>>199057168Shush
>>199057146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6auAxYIy5gif illicit drugs were a song
>>199057146Those are good and manly. Weed and meth are things we invented to keep niggers poor
>>199057168The FBI agent monitoring your computer absolutely popping off reading this post
only walked to the shop and my arse stinks of shit. going to have to shower again
>>199057146Why not
Australians love meth
>>199057195Did you shit yourself on the way?
four insta-(You)s for that utter slop baitdo better lads
>>199057168Pretty sure most americans already have thst condition
>a kiss is £10 extrawtf lads
weed makes a boring life fun
>>199057208fuck off i didn't ask to be born did i
>>199057228Tachycardia (50%)
>>199057243If you're a dumb nigger. The fact you're acting like a nigger should be motivation enough to stop.
>>199057203You'd have to be a dunderhead to love meth above coke where these things are concerned
Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition.
Racismlad calm down ffs
>>199057263insane amounts of impotent virgin rage radiating off this
Clapton
>>199057276Pretty based, kind of cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfQE8rsQf8&t=1s...yeah!
Cocaine sucks so bad
uh oh stinky!
>>199057299LOL
>>199057276Imagine him curbing little niglets on their way home from school. He would be a niglet stomping machine. He could rack up 20 before they stopped him.
the road to challenger requires an iron will and many sacrifices
>>199057290>Norwood 2 at 13It's over for that lad in the back
>>199057326He's so cute
>>199057168it is for abos
>>199057326weird torso. why does he look skinny but have no ab definition whatsoever
Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries.
>>199057342What a hecking racist thing to say... not cool anon
>>199057299Clapton scrans
>>199057349
>>199057354I'm getting confused I thought there was Clacton Sands, not sure what I'm thinking of.
cant wait
semen retention is a literal superpower
rorke getting his first stiffy at bugs bunny dressed as a girl
this is my world today
>>199057376The next gay parade?
>>199057389Orange
I wasn't on the sniff today but I still managed to call some guy 'Spandau Ballet' more than once, that was pretty funny.
The older I get the more I'm seeing single women who I probably could have had a chance with if I was single as well.Mad really because I always thought I was completely repulsive to women
>>199057326>low body fat and still no abs why are cunts so allergic to training abs now, back in the day it used to be the ONLY thing people trained because all they cared about was having abs
>>199057391festival
Citrus limon, DMT, N-Methylated tryptamine derivative in leaves[83][84]Citrus sinesis,DMT, N-Methylated tryptamine derivative[83][84]Citrus bergamia,DMT, N-Methylated tryptamine derivative[83][84]Mandarin orange Traces of N-methylated tryptamine derivative in leaf.[85][84]
>>199056982
kangaroo burgers for tea
>>199057413standards get lower over time mate
I eat in one day: 350kcal; 12.5g protein I'm thinking about adding 10 eggs and some vinegar to it
>>199057418Maybe im a hipster but am i little extreme for wanting everyone on this planet to be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch for liking music that i dont?
Got your girl in this bitch, she twirlin' on the dickI got syrup in this bitch, turn up in this bitchAnd we brought the 'Ercs in this bitch, get murked in this bitch
>>199057418A festival for people with terrible fucking taste in music
>>199057442world-famous kiwi banter everyone
>>199057400lemin
>>199057384Lola Bunny in the original Space Jam is the reason furries exist in my opinion
>>199057502Lemon powder in water removes fluoride from itBut then you've to get the lemon out... maybe with cold filtration
The last 2 years or year and a half have just flown by for me
>>199057492>kiwi banter
hello
>>199057554Hi
>>199057418Americans really are just a bunch of nigger worshippers aren't theyfucking hell
>>199057518citric acid?can you neutralize it with a base?
I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances.
>>199057564But then you have a base in the atwr....
Why are people paying taxes to this tory government?
taxation is theft
>>199057560Even on /pol/ you will see 80% americans posting about their nigger fetishIm sorry to any uninfected yanks but fuck, what is up with you all
tory the racing car
>>199057554alri
Or is it that with the higher pH from the base added it will precipitate out
oranges and lemons say the bells of saint clements
did the thing
my state is less than 1% black
I think fluoride is a big atom. It is a heavy atom It's a big one and won't pass thro8gh filters
Everyone is alive for a time, then they die. Whether they achieve anything or not in that time, they die all the same.
Be right back
>>199057603common theory is that since white v black racism is so deeply entrenched in yank culture it creates a taboo that attracts 'chan dwelling freaks/mega racists etckind of similar to why there's so much step sibling porno when you think about it
>>199057638
>>199057626"The thing" is clearly not diet or exerciselose some weight you fat cunt
>>199057661>>199057603I think the interracial fetishization, especially by racists, is closer to beastiality than anything else
>>199057687>>199057661Nope /pol/ is just infected with shitposters and refugees
mental how, excluding the US, the anglosphere is a joke
https://www.ft.com/content/78298356-63f3-41ac-97c0-7b965cc6b78cjust lovely
Had a power shortage in my mom yesterday and we ate some hot dogs. It contents were bread, sausage, mayo, smashed potatos, corn and shoestring potatoes.
Spiders aren't as good as I remember them beingAnyone else love spiders?For some reason the coke is extremely frothy
was tempted to order a cheeky greggs but dont like paying for delivery which means i need to spend at least £15 and fucking hell £15 a greggs is a lot of fooddecided to get off my arse and make something instead
i'm the most skillful person of all time
>>199057738And so the tale of spidernonce begins..
workman in the house and I tried to let out a quiet fart and shit myself and they definitely noticed, currently in the shower cringing and waiting for my nan to see them offfucks sake lads
deary me. white men need to step up and be better
>>199057703oh my days, so true
Having some brekkie x
>>199057774i dont see the problem
>>199057737Bizarre*pulls my bumcheeks part and does diarrhea on your face*
>>199057776Black people afraid of anything slightly quirky because they're desperate conformists obsessed with pursuing a very narrow definition of 'cool'?Yeah, it is.
Pro PalestinePro BRICS
>>199057751alri bruce
>>199057774ah yes lovely thursday evening spent posting interracial porn troll posts on 4chan
>>199057681horrible little man
>>199057774he looks like a degen though im sure he doesnt mind
>>199057811the yellow submarine is a very corny song
>>199057793About the most interesting post youve made in a month
some people come on here and just seethe for hours about anything its not healthy guys
>>199057774Everyone deserves love, man. Even you.
mulled it over and came to the conclusion that the most annoying people on the planet are cunts who claim to be "former gifted kids" and are "burnt out", "smart but lazy" and so forth
>>199057774>>199057836He seems gay.
Take up smoking.
Seethe about fluoride
I bought two whips, one to do the drills and one to move the whole brick, ayyWalkin' with a limp, I got that dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dahJumpin' out the whip, you just hear, "Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah"How you started fuckin' with that doggy? You can't lie about itI be geeked up, rollin' off my shot, I gotta get fried about it
>>199057811TrueAnd now white people are becoming black adjacent and rejecting these ideas too
Hope every nigger in the world gets lynched
walking home through the park last night and a group of lads accidentally kicked their ball over, went to kick it back but some how spooned it 40 yards right and we all watched it slowly roll into the riverpretty sure one of them called me a fat cunt
>>199057868ktim
>>199057891based
>>199057891Would it increase your chances of having sex though?
used wd40 on my adjustable wrench because it was rusted stuck and it fixed it instantly
>>199057891they still aint fucking you timmy LOL
>>199057868ktimcouldve gone professional but didnt really feel like it
Might report it for racism.
Going to be a very grim week or so I reckon
elden ring seems reddit as fuck
always thought wd40 was an australian invention but its not
>>199057913Why is it only about sex with you people
Slothful genius me.
4 years since niggers burned down American cities and stole from shops because a nigger died from a drug overdose.
£140 for 2 tickets to see Sum 41wtf£140 to stand amongst a bunch of beardy 40 year olds in skinny jean shorts and their fat tattooed wives
>>199057899>>199057925your teachers and parents lied to you as kids to make you feel betterbet you go to strip clubs and think the strippers actually love you KEK
>>199057938why
>An investigation is under way after a four-year-old boy who was left behind at a wildlife park following a nursery trip has died.>Teachers had asked on the bus 'is everyone here' and they all shouted 'yes' so they left. They hadn't bother to count them.
>>199057818every one of my guesses was more skillful :)
>>199057811explain parliament funkadelic then
Knew a bloke who used to spray his knees with wd40.
>>199057990what happened
>>199057981I know he didn't die because I read the story yesterday.
>>199057985love parliament
adk uan dne ica oed
>>199057895lelwhen was the last time you kicked a ball? i used to love playing kick-to-kick with my mate as a teen
>>199057990w-knee-40 lol
>>199057999got stuck to your dad's floor
girl at my school used to look like michael jackson and one day she broke her hip after slipping on ice and it went around that she slipped while trying to moonwalk
>>199057984
>>199057958I had it in a dream last night and it was amazing, I can tell why people rave on about it. Titties to suck, holes to fingerbang, it's cool
>>199057990this him?
>>199058001read this*punches you in the face*
Just can't stand to listen to normie opinions about anything these days, so fucking annoying
>>199057981>Teachers had asked on the bus 'is everyone here' and they all shouted 'yes' so they left.
>>199057915nothing better than restoring life to a rusted disused tool>>199057968don't go then
I’m just sat on my balcony drinking Cacaolat chilling and watching the waves crash in from the Med, meanwhile some balding Scotch mentalist is sitting in a bedsit in Glasgow fuming about me while boiling insects in his own urine
Getting ready to break my fast as we speak.
>>199058042done him
>>199058039think ill go just to spite you
Rorke just informed me that Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick
>>199057999Claimed that it worked, but he also said that his knees were getting worse fast. It was for his arthritis.
>>199058042Much you charging him for that real estate in your head? Nothing? Rent free you say?
>>199057976because i said so m8
methinks
The great wealth transfer is coming: what are you lads in line to inherit?Me: one third of a million dollar house and 1/3rd of some knick knacks and that's about it
>>199058066you die now ok
>>199058063>real estateFOY
genuine question, I've not been here for a few weeks. Why isn't spaino posting with his trip? Have I missed a gimmick?
couple years ago I would pirate new releases, stuff like Furiosa or Fall Guy or whatever but these days I just don't careit's all shite
>>199058081nowt
Mad how I have to spend a third of my life in an office listening to women talk absolute inane shite, not sure it's worth it desu
>>199058042had much continental sex lad?
screaming at mousey claiming we need 'libertarism' when he's on the dole
not quite sure who the FUCK dpd think they are saying they'll deliver my parcel between 15:50 - 16:50 desu
>>199058055you are making me so angry oh no, please don't give money to those aged yanks
Why My Nephew Deserved to Be Hit With My Car
>>199058093He's in spain so the spain flag is his avatar. Had he not been in spain then he would have a GB flag and thus be indistinguishable from the other GB flags, thus requiring the tripcode.
alls my life i hads to fight, nigga
Mad how many companies refuse to invest in their infrastructure and then waste shit loads more money having to keep old shit operational or doing a panicked rush job to replace it, all costing far more money in the long run
corrrrr that single drop of sweat running down to her titties
BREAK THE WALLS OF JERICHO
I'm so liberal my mum accused me of being Freikorps
/brit/ conscripts falling out of their wheelchairs
It's weird that whygena uploads comics one page at a time
Nigga ate a booty flake
>>199058139holy shit is that boobs???
Spaino isn't even annoying, you just claim that everyone trolling is him and have built this false image of him in your head.
>>199058100had this woman at work who thought she was an absolute expert on everythingthis other woman starts complaining that her car is a nightmare and there's oil coming out of the bottom of her carfirst woman, completely sincerely just says 'oh it sounds like you have an oil leak'i walked out of the office for a ciggy couldnt stay in there
>a report found that 70 per cent of wealthy families lose their wealth by the second generation, and 90 per cent by the thirdmight be my sprog, but won't be me
>>199058157not wrong though is she
new>>199058172>>199058172>>199058172
>>199058124brb going to /esp/ to get them to post here so he has a mental breakdown and put his trip back on
>>199058157not wrong is she
>>199058093I hardly ever post with my trip anymore desu. You guys made it clear you don’t like the trip so it’s gone forever. Feel free to filter Spain if you like, or any of the other flags you think I post under if you’re ’phrenic x>>199058110Just with the Mrs on the first night back then she immediately went on the blob. Should be good to go tonight though. >>199058156Tbf I kind of made them build that false image lolAlthough yeah it’s gone a bit too far now.
>>199058018LOL
diego had extra ribs inserted to make it even harder to suck his own dick
>>199058124VPN off spaincunt
>>199058114that's what i thoughtchoose your words wisely in the first place next time and you won't need to grovel at my feetrun along back to the shed now
>>199058179when are you sticking a baby in her
>>199058157Yeah we've got one of those, gets all of her info from Tiktok
>>199058012>playing kick-to-kickWhy so feral anglos come up with such stupid fucking terms??????
>>199057981 >>199058001 >>199058038the lad didnt die you filthy liarhttps://ca.news.yahoo.com/boy-4-left-behind-wildlife-100439510.html
hellooo
