Stricken Doc edition
aint no one reading allat blud :sob:
Bit early mousey
>>199074363>ee's gown bloody missin!
>>199074346buy this for the transgf
>>199074369the so-called "english roses"
Is all the bad stuff about Jay Slater true
Why does he keep posting the butterface
>>199074405stop posting this bland nervous girl
>>199074346Yowieing
they dredge up that fella's body yetthe druggie one
people without beards are just people with beards without beards
>>199074286>>199074286:(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESvfpNQJ1I
Name me a target and I'll blast shit and piss all over their bodies
Once walked by the very place Jay Slater smashed that lad's head in, late at night and absolutely knackered, there was a fella behaving very strangely, nobody else around so I had to size him up just in case but in the end he just asked me about the buses (there were no buses)
please support the australian gay porn industryhttps://x.com/femboy_lilypad
dunno if ill vote. its just fun to be part of something so picking a team and watching the results is just that. a nights entertainment. if i can be arsed. if i fancy participating on the day ill decide who ill vote in the booth. if i cant be arsed voting or watching it or talking about it then i wont bother. ill just watch a film and ignore it.
>>199074516Marx
feel like im going to have an erotic dream tonight my penisit wants to cum
in Scotland it is normal to have a battered can of Irn Bru with chips they then drizzle chippy sauce on top which is brown sauce mixed with vinegar
>>199074429HE WAS A BRAVE BRITISH EXPLORER. AND IN THIS HOUSE JAY SLATER IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
>>199074536yea I'm more informed than 90% of voters and watch all debates but I'd never actually be arsed
I'm going to spoil my ballot by putting the MAGPIE PARTY on it.
>>199074564sounds really good
>>199074592You can soil your ballot
My constituency will go for Labour no matter what but it's nice to be part of something plus the voting place is only like 3 minutes walk away
>>199074581ktim, but the more you read about politics the more you realize theres no winning vote.
might just write "look behind you" on my ballot just to freak out whoever counts it they might look behind them and see something that freaks them out and then be para the rest of the night
Gonna pee in the ballot booth
>>199074287When are they going to make a country for muslims like how wales is a country for welsh
having completed my seventh consecutive fire emblem game yesterday, i shall be commencing my eighth today
not voting on July 4 sorry
>>199074634*soils pants*what you got to say now then
Shane McMahon is going to AEW ladsMental
Got autism lads help me out please. Do I take my polling card to the polling place? I know it says “You do not need to bring your polling card to vote” on it but surely it’ll make it easier if I just give them the card and show my id right?
>>199074707It's called England mate
Don't follow politics me.
mental how I've become so lost
From each according to his ability, to each according to how gay and brown his skin isJust like Marx intended
>>199074745Yes milly
>>199074746you MUST bring you voting cardyou MUST show your IDyou VILL follow ze rules
>>199074782Use google maps. Has helped me a lot.
>>199074782ktim
Pictured: Rorke
if you think about it allah is the only real god
nigger
>>199074338 This one's Irish but still really good. One of my favorite religious horror films on the level of The Exorcist III
can't believe how quickly I've gotten fat since I've been a neet. hasn't even been a month yet
>fish fingers:/>tempura:O
>>199074807But it says on the card that I don’t need the card. Which makes me question the point of the card? Reckon it’s all set up to stop people like me voting desu
Draw a willy on your ballot.
can hear neighbourberg ranting and raving to himself again
>>199074863have been a neet for about 5 years now and have stayed at the same healthy weight the entire time
There's no point voting, especially for Reform.
>>199074893shallow fried panko Scottish cod
what does hawk tuah mean
>>199074941>especially for Reform.why?
Am hangry ladsMight get a Calippo x
>>199074907The card is just so you know you're registered to vote, know where to go etc.They'll just ask your name and address and to see your ID when you're there, people much more retarded than you manage it
job centre on the morrow
>>199074907helpful information here lad 1/2
>>199074941Actually when you vote for someone they get a point and whoever gets the most points from people who voted gets to be in charge. They then choose all the rules and laws and stuff.Seems pretty important if you ask me
>>199074965Yank men have mutilated Jew penises so women have to spit on them to get them lubricatedHAWK TUAH is onomatopoeic for the spitting sound
>>199074858> The Exorcist IIIKIiiIiiIiiNO ill give it a cheeky download since you're clearly a man of taste>>199074863yeah when you're a neet you don't realise how much time you spend snacking, you have to actively take account of how much your eating then you have go out of your way to exorcise too
>>199075006
>>1990749072/2
very hattable post just then
If you have the polling card though bring it with you anyway. Makes it way easier for the poll clerk to find you on the register. t. worked on a polling station quite a few times in the past
hate texting mehate all the pressure and overthinking and mind games people play with the response time. nigga pick up the phone and call me so we can talk like humans please
>>199074448yeah would much prefer dumpy egirl slags caked in makeup doing deranged anime sex faces and stupid tiktok dances like we usually have in here
>>199075070
>>199075040What’s wrong with MSG?
>>199075021im not circumsized but i like it when women spit on my willy too
>>199075073this pressure and mind games are all in your own headjust stop caring it's literally that easy
>>199074802HERE COMES THE MILLY
click on every image posted, might not even read the post attached to it, and i’ll keep clicking them
>>199075075there is a third option
>>199075095Why
Where can i download music albums...
arrest them
>>199075134kazaa
>>199075134nigga living like it's still 2005 lmao get spotify grandad
Been slathering my face in cocoa butter and it’s making my skin lovely and smooth on there
get the wigan pier on
don't go wasting your strength potionsspend all your pots on me
LADS what's that indie song that at the chorus has that iconic whistling tunefairly sure it was used in car adverts for yearsd
>>199075133anything a woman does when i'm turned on is sexy, spitting on my knob included
>>199074983>>199075003>>199075046Okay thanks lads. I think I’ll just take it with me and pretend to be deaf and show it them with my ID to make everything easier
>>199075193Young Folks?
>>199075144
>>199075193peter bjorn and john - young folks
>>199075193pleb
do you lads plan on staying up until 2am to watch 2 old americans argue about who loves jews and niggers more or nah
i cant vocaroo because of my monged computer but it went a bit likedo do do do do do dododo do do do do dodo do do do do do dobut with whistling instead of do
love facefucking the gf and making her gag and spit all over my cock and balls and it drips down on her tits while her eyes water
>>199075227yh i do
>>199075227yeah with my American gf
>>199075234turn the porn off mate
>>199075172Not gonna pay for music haahahha
>>199075224Yes mate cheers!first guess
Everyone can tell there's some extinction level event on the horizon. Even if our minds can't quite pin it down, it's a feeling within our biology. Something isn't quite right and there's too much momentum to course correct. We're bobbing along towards a waterfall.
rorke still downloading music
>>199075172>>199075159No
smoking rn
>>199075290Why do you think we’re moving to China?
>>199075290Not sure that’s true lad haha
>>199075290The Faustian Caesar is comingWe're in the late republican/parliamentary era of our civilisation
Finance update finance update. Just had June's cash injection.
I still download lossless hi-res SACD 24 bit/96kHz audiophile rips
>>199075330Get in there de lasssss
Went to McDonald’s at 3am the other night during one of my incel drives and the lad on the tills had painted nails so I went in the bathroom and pissed all over the floor. I’ll have to make a mental note not to visit that one again just in case
>Spotify>Netflix>Amazon Prime>Ubereats
>>199075330Get the bokkles in
Getting paid tomorrow innityeaaah wonga cash readies scratch cheddar
her pussy when he says he only needs 5 minutes to download the song to his plex server
>>199075330lmao I make that much in a week
pretty mental how easy posting is with no captchas
>>199075380What did you order from McDonalds?
>>199075330buy us a pint lad
>>199075337Not the only kind of ‘phile you are SL
>199075330>199075359>199075384samefag
I don't make any money as I have no job.
>>199075397The usual. 3 mayo chickens and a large latte
>>199075330treat yourself to a big dildo x
Get the fascist rape battalions roaming
>>199075407got a new imaginary character living rent free in your head eh?
>>199075385Payday is monday 4 me
>>199075430McDonalds coffee is very decent tbf.
>>199075424Think of all the money you’re saving it tax though. Every cloud and all that
Tol many niggers everywhere
>>199075173just remembered the lad on keys to the vip who did this all over his bodyabsolute madlad
The monthly expenses Rent 850Council tax 175Car 190Broadband 56Gas/electric 98Phone 45.76Amazon 8.99Vanguard 25Spotify 10.99
me? $1200/fortnight centrelink
gay nigger festival is having a COVID dance party where you must wear a mask
>>199075483my rent is £1200 and i hate my life
>>199075476Timothy James Byrne vibes
The niggers are spreading out from Manchester and LondonTheyre absolutely everywhere, what the fucj
>>199075471missing about 8+ years in NI contributions due to NEETingshall never be eligible for a state pension, me. Thankfully I will have died by peaceful suicide long before then anyway.
rorke talking about how white men built the country meanwhile hes on the dole
>>199075483erm what about food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CxaK6TdMg4
>>199075548Well that variesI'm just posting my fixed costs
Lost my mind long ago, might end it 2nite
>>199075483Good goyim
>>199075608tomorrow is another day lad x
>>199075608get in
>>199075598Fit.
Too many fucking niggersTheyre everywhereWhat the fuck
would just feel like she was always expecting more than i could be bothered to give her and worrying about it. rather have a normal bird, am i am not interested in casual sex so, no thanks lovely arsed blonde. not for me, but do carry on living your life.
Napoleon was our Alexander He was supposed to win and start a new empire spanning our Western, Christian, Faustian European civilisation, beginning a new chapter of European history and culture, like Alexander did to the Greek world and the near East. Ultimately though, it was a brutal campaign in Russia and our professionalism that defeated him. History is sometimes funny like that. The equivalent to our Punic Wars were the World Wars, and were won by the United States of America. Just like how the ancient Mediterranean civilisation eventually fell under the imperial dominance of the winner of that war (Rome), so too does the Faustian world begin to fall under the imperial yoke of the Americans. The American Republic is soon to transform into the American Empire, for real this time. History often repeats itself, because these are cycles for any civilisation.
>>199075598giving me a tan line fetish
>>199075643
>>199074354Islam’s ability to rapidly form grassroots political movements that turn into militarily capable forces is fascinating. Just doesn’t happen as often in the Christian/former Christian world
>>199074286A victim of the experimental rna vaccineMany more to come sadly
>>199075672Centrist until he retired then became Rorke
>>199075673Go back nigger lover
Just looked under the bed and found 4 niggers under there, need reform voted in asap
>>199075668got bored about 15 words into this novelkeep it short mate
>>199075672Rorke dad, doesn’t like black folx and slotted plenty of Iraqis and talibs x
mad how public gyms were invented by a communist
experimental viruses require experimental vaccines
>>199075719I hate poc
nigel just announced free gfs for all incels
>>199075679Islamism is a product of the ruling class
>>199075672Dad is a mild-mannered autistic man who likes plane spotting and Marvel goyslop films / TV shows. I don't recall ever having had a serious conversation with him about anything. Never had a pint with him or anything like that.Get the impression he was never terribly arsed about fatherhood. He divorced my (insane) mother a few years after I was born. Prefers the quiet life. Naturally I myself am severely mentally ill.
eatingtoil is so tiresomejust wish i could inject some kind of goyslop liquid directly in my veins for like a minute every day and be done with it
>>199075483>>199075502Alri literal kings. My rent is just £450.
Kill all the niggers before they spread
>>199074286please kill yourself heathermong
>>199075789What is ensure
DAS RITE
>>199075772So is christianity
>>199075193I know but im not telling you because youre a tastless normal cunt
Wish I could incel drive for a living
>>199075775Loser
either give the monarchy their powers back or get rid of them once and for all and be done with it
>>199075828>>199075772wrong, it's all a product of shitskin-ism
>>199075828Jesus was poor
>>199075800>>199075816Spainonce VPN meltdown imminent again
>>199075805hate the royals so much me
I've become so blacked
>>199075850trust me, you dont
there was a religion that was as widespread as early christianity and zoroastrianism but they were both threatened by it so suppressed it secret cults still practise it in china
>this video is for asmr and not for sexual gratification*waves arse in front of camera for 15 minutes*
>>199075884Ik ben geen vuile spanjaard, rustig he britbongske
>>199075884i have absolutely no idea why you have just accused me of being spainnonce due to my status as one of the 99% of /brit/ users who hate heathermongyou're probably heathermong
>>199075894uhm theyre good because tourism ok? fuck you.
>>199075850be a night courier
I have a driver's licence. Could apply to one of those parcel delivery jobs. But I don't think I want to deliver parcels 12 hours a day just to survive another day in the same life. Seems grim.
>>199075905I said incel drive not be an Uber eats driver
>>199075905
dickhead neighbours are using those one use camping barbecues to cook kebabs and its spitting out haha fucking idiots
English people love giving it large about Anglo-Saxon liberty and individualism and all this but are by far the most slavish and servile to a family of billionaire inbred German nonces At least the Irish had the sense to rebel
>>199075523You only need 10 years to qualify for state pension and being on benefits counts towards those years
Muscle is all that matters.
>199075945Definitely himHes having a melty
>>199075672Definitely rorkeShame cause i agree with him on most things but am bent
>>199075928
>>199075977I wasn't on benefits for most of my NEET years though.Worked for ~4 years, saved, then lived off savings since then. So I have like 4 years of contributions.
HMP aint no place for me
>>199075672he's rorke, but in the >democrats are the real racists!way
Watching Spanish ChaseNot a big fan of Spanish Bradley :/
>>199075878His YoY earning potential was quite literally unlimited so no >>199075870Only good post you’ve made under this vpn spainy
>>199075928screamin
>>199076025Youre one sad cunt, going on youtube on your tv and pretending youre in spain watching spanish chase.
>>199074893Fucking love fish fingersDon't think I've had tempura but I've had katsu chicken curry and it's peng
thoughts on black cunts?
got some rice on the steam
>>199075928I know exactly what song they’re playing and white people loved to play it at every ‘dance’ in the 00s/10s
>>199076027als gij mij nou nog ies ene keer nen vieze spanjaard noemt gak een lap op ou muile geven he
mental how some people genuinely believe in jewish fairy tales. like they actually think jesus was god and not a schizo cultist lol
>>199076025>Not a big fan of Spanish Bradley :/
>”Doritos extra flaming hot”>Mildly spicySick of it. What crisps are actually spicy? Used to be those walkers max cheese and jalapeño but I don’t think they sell them anymore
>>199076084bro wants to shag his dad
>>199076122
>>199076084my older brother became a poof so the mantle lies with me
>>199076122i thought those were p spicy but not like "oh god" spicyalso thought the taste was worse than chili eetwave
>>199076084BRO IS DICKRIDING HIS POPS LMAO
>>199076122had those not long ago, the walkers
>>199075828Yeah and there's Christian terrorism from the Spanish to the British empires
>>199076122Doritos hot salsa in a jar is actually hot and spicy, worth getting next time you're at the shop.
Spainfreak must have has a warning from the janny because he stopped cuckposting and using VPN to samefag and hes actually pretending now
>>199076122get plain corn chips and dip them in a spicy salsa :)
>>199076122get some salt and vinegar down you paki
Gay lads really be like>omg how did you know I had an older brother??
>>199075972It's true.
had one of the pesto chicken flatbreads from greggs absolutely pengers it was
genuinely hate that the 310 rule is no more
>>199076118Lmfao
>>199076181I was speaking of Islam’s modern escapades The closest thing we had to a grassroots christian political movement turned militaristic was the KKK in their third iteration in the 60s
just got hatted in greggs
Did anyone else find it really difficult to transition from childhood to adulthood? Like I think back to how fucking miserable I was from about 17-25. School I got dumped by my first girlfriend which made me miserable Uni was such a shit show and I was really unprepared for it, and barely made any friends because I lived at home and then the first few jobs I got were a bit of a culture shock and because I failed my degree I had to move away to get a decent job.Just an awful time of my life desu
Wonder if he talks to his care worker about heathermong. Imagine having to hear that.
>>199076217Zip it ready salted the adults are talking
>>199076192
>>199076296no just you
Joe Rogan has just spam uploaded about 100 videos to YouTube all within like 5 minutes
>>19907629617 and 18 and 19 were rough ages for me. Gained a clue just before I turned 20.
>>199076225Read a paper about this. Basically the woman's body treats a male foetus with its testosterone as a foreign body and basically increases oestrogen production. The more male children they have the greater the immune response, increasing oestrogen production. Thus making them more likely to be homosexual.
>>199076331*yawns very loudly*has he? great stuff. i'll be sure to check those out*walks off*
>>199076296I was terrified of it in the years leading up to turning 18 but once it came I just adapted quickly. Currently full time uni with no job. Necessity helps me adapt quickly.
>Paramedic found dead in 'murder probe' was star of Channel 4's 999: On The Front Line - as woman whose body was discovered alongside him is pictured for first time
Homosexuality is caused by grooming and estrogen in water supplies
Mousey, Schizoleaf and now Heathermong all having massive melties over me in one day lolOnly need Canslad tonight and I’ve completed the full set of schizo stalkers haha
Moss ball anyone?
>US Diplomat Found Dead in Kyiv Hotel
a lot of gay lads never had a prayer with women and coincidentally became gay a lot of them are coping incels
>>199076393This is your life.
I sense a mousey melty incoming
joe rogan in 2024
Finally finished the Ricky Gervais Show podcastThis is after having listened to the xfm seriesDunno what to do now
>>199076403*drops a quick 89 bomb*
>>199076331Yeah well giri has just uploaded the highlights from her cooking stream with mint
I WALK ALOOOOOOOONE
here we go the gayologists are all logging on
loving this new spaino arc to be honest, he's proper rattling the runt freaks right now
>>199076438lol
>>199076423It's called prison gay
Joe Rogan listeners are deano mongs
>>199076440I have no idea lol, there’s no point trying to apply logic to Toby’s beliefs and actions lol
>>199076393Cansnonce been notably absent as of late
>>199076454I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
never met someone who watches anime and has had sex
>>199076486Hi Spaino!
>>199076422deserved
Is it healthy to watch cringe videos
>>199076393>Everyone hates me lmao
>>199076513would shag her rotten like
get the early new made
>>199076511Hopefully he’s sorted his life out. He had a massive crush on you, it was mad
Parliament really need to grow a set and tell the Yanks to go do one
>>199076481is this what they mean by parasocial relationships
>>199076524I watch anime and have had sex. Nice to meet you
mozzam is on a bike and is delivering my scran he’s 20 minutes away and it’s pissing with rain, better have a cheeky thermal bag otherwise it’ll be freezing
I cant get anything right
>>199076545Four deeply unwell men who spend their lives on this website hate me. >>199076594Grim that :/ what did you get?The rest of /Brit/ is pretty sound and we get along well with each other
>>199076513was peak before she got half her arse tattooed with a solar system her gloryhole scenes are wanko kino
>>199076524have had sex (including ejaculating inside the vagina with no condom) many times and was watching anime just last night
if I see that stupid fucking Jay Slater and his stupid grinning face one more time I swear to godeven Maddie didn't get this much attention in the news
>>199076631Mentally ill retard with no taste
>>199076513>>199076546>>199076604>>199076631samefag
for me it's making a stealth new and not actually linking it
>>199076584gay sex dont count
>>199076454NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>199076696
FUCKENBOOOOOOOO
thread got deleted just as spaino made a post... weird :/
jannies on a mad one
err... lads?
got the jenny nicholson on
janny revealing his true strength
someone's done us here
Based janny
Looks like the 310 rule is back lads.
SPAINO CALLED THE JANNY
jay slater? not a fan
Was me sorry lads
>>199077380think perhaps the issue was the pornographic subject of the thread
spainfreak the type of person to show Ryanair memes to his mum
>>199077412>>199077412>>199077412>>199077412
janny working the 7-3 for his overtime (fuck you you fat virgin nonce cunt you only do it to save cp that gets reported )
