Songs From The Big Chair edition
It's normal to be attracted to workman, they're usually the peak of masculinity. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>199103214Scuse me?
>>199103222your mum's bedroom
just getting the daily does of history debunked, styxhexenhammer666, pjw, leather apron club, the golden one, the new culture forum, dr john campbell, morgoths review, black pigeon speaks, varg and woesy me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAVUl0cAKpoShe went facefirst into the wall at a 100kph
LOVE immigrants
aaaaaaaaaargh
can't get my head around why it costs minimum £500 for a ticket to see taylor swifti've seen some big acts at wembley and other big venues in the last few years and they all cost between £50 and £80
Really annoys me how people don't understand what a POV is
time to flush my wank tissues down the bog
It's actually a bit chilly out
>>199103240Gyaldem massive round the block
>25>not youngyou are mental
>>199103262is she charging 500 quid or are the touts charging that?
>>199103262have you heard of this thing called “supply and demand”
>the rorkes coping and calling the reform campaigner caught on camera an actor turned out to be absolutely correcthttps://x.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1806604066287444016
>>19910330310 years past their prime mate
>>199103262Taylor swift is 6-10 times bigger than anyone you've seen
>>199103262American surge pricingYou should see the amount they pay to go to sporting events there, it is mentalAnd coming to the UK soon
>>199103304not touts no, they are £500+ from the legit sellers, and some tickets going for over £1000
>>199103262mental how slavish and stupid you need to be to play 500 to see a singernormies really are something else
>>199103320
Pizza and chips for tea
>>199103317Isabel Cumshott
>>199103312You can go to the euros for £30
>>199103322'kin 'ell she must be about 56 foot
>>199103340actually i've seen this with the superbowl, yanks paying 10s of thousands of dollars to see a game and thinking it's just fine
Grown men liking Taylor Swift is mega cringe
was talking about wayne gretzky the serial killer in toil earlier meant wayne gacy
>>199103406Men not liking Taylor swift is misogynistic and a massive red flag to women
How did the big debate go last night?
>>199103361who could even afford thatthat's like two weeks wages for an hour an a half of musicthat's the same price as the whole of glastonbury for 3 daysyou could legit go down to your local venue and watch a band with more talent than her for free
>>199103406i don't like taylor swift, couldn't even name one of her songs, but a friend of mine recently went and her ticket cost nearly £600, she works minimum wage too
>>199103317And, as if a respected major channel like C4 would even do this. It's desperation by Reform Ltd.
nth for the baddiedem
can't stand this fucking place any more, i'm done. goodbye lads. it's a shame britfeel have ruined it. i'll check to see if it's improved in a few years maybe
>>199103406had a ticket to one of her shows in london and realised i’d look like a sex nonce going to it alone sold it for nearly a g though desu
that theme tune from titatic was a good tune yaknow
>>199103455See you in a few hours mate x
>>199103317they will just stop reporting this without any correction, so people will keep believing it, job done
>>199103421*body slams you into a rink barrier*
>>199103320shockedbradley.jpg
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GF ITS NOT FAIR WHERES MINE
>>1991033176ft 2 130kg? Fat cunt
>>199103443gyaldemlad how come you can only manage breaks from here and can't cut this place out of your life?
crackhead crazy frog
>>199103442Why does the campaigner have an actor page then?Why did nobody else on Farage's team know who he is?Why did he only appear in Clacton at the same time the "undercover investigation" started?Why does he talk like a complete stereotype?
>>199103421alri Ricky haha
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a misogynist paedophillic cult that harms women and children.
For me it's being a monster on the hill surrounded by sexy babies
Big fan of Taylor Swifts call me maybe
rorke describing his build as Plus-Sized / Full-Figured
>>199103396But even just regular season gamesThey'll drop $500 on a ticket to see a random game if the seats are goodThey're rich bastards but fuck me they let themselves get ripped off left right and centre
>>199103320This.
>>199103340its already here, should've seen the price of wwe tickets in glasgow a couple of weeks ago went to see ed sheeran when he was at his peak of popularity a couple of years ago and that was only £70 standing
doing a particularly vile poo made some exceptionally spicy noodles last night you see
Chilling on the balcony watching the waves crash in ladsHad a little swim and came home and slathered myself in Nivea Aftersun
Even the Mail has the knives out for Reform.Mad how much the establishment is so desperate to keep the Uniparty in power.
Mental that I have a gf who doesn't care about Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, F1 (Drive to Survive F1 let's be clear) nor Love Island
leftypol responding with prefer not to say when asked if he has a driving license
on the soylent green
Rorke not taking the vax but instead dying of auto erotic asphyxiation at 27
why's he just called them sexy
>>199103472and you, also a huge net negative. you won't be seeing me
>>199103504Making the vroom vroom noises as it preforms sexual favours in exchange for money
>>199103558ever shag her up the arse?
>>199103496Wish i could do this. Absolutely wrecks your clothes sadly
>>199103510big tim used to have some online actor profile hardly a full time profession he was an extra in one filmhis day job was of course his illustrious career as a singer/songwriter
>>199103581NoStuck a finger in there once in the early days and she was like what the fuck are you doingSo yeah that was off the table fairly quickly
>>199103510Desperate stuff from Reform plc
>>199103556They have for a whileThey were frothing at the mouth over the Russia stuff last week
woke mob reached benidorm
>>199103553how long do you search for images that can’t be reverse searched
diego should be here by now
I pay just £30 quid to see classical concerts in my city's main theatre. I've seen the London Philharmonic, the London Symphony, The Royal Philharmonic, The Britten Sinfonia, all good seats, all beautiful and memorable concerts, and costs less than a fast food sloppa takeaway.
when i was 19 i had a chinese gf and i went to sleep after a spliff and midway through woke up to her trying to finger my arsehole and when i started waking up she covered my mouth with her handim a very heavy sleeper so fuck knows what else she did that i never knew about
>>199103627he's deadthe vax got him sadly
ah yes, reform need outside agitation to embarrass themselves
the ed sheeran psyopthe same fender psyopthe lewis capaldi psyopthe geoge ezra psyopthe rag and bones man psyop
Wine glasses are all in the dishwasher so I’m drinking me vino tinto out of a whisky tumbler today lads x>>199103568See when you get over your tantrum mate x>>199103624Takes me a while haha
>>199103629Good lad
Vote Reform to give Starmer a 400 seat majorityThat’ll stick it to the establishment
>>199103634oxford?
>>199103502Simply luv /brit/, me
Rorke's chinese ex using him as a handpuppet
>>199103594hes not wearing clothes maybe take a page out of otters book and get nice n slippy
proper weasely little liar, me
>>199103657why you getting pissed every day you fucking alciit must be the irish diaspora in you
>>199103673would love soogs to peg me tbf
>>199103673In a previous world these wenches would amount to nothing more than chambermaids
THIRTY POUND QUID
>>199103671yes I will be voting reformthanks for caring
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
who said women can't be funny?watching fleabag and laughing with the misso
>>199103671who would you suggest people vote for?
whatever happened to billy zane? he had the looks and charisma to be an a-lister but his height of relevance was a few supporting characters in the late 90s and early 2000s, only starring role he had was the phantom and no one remembers that
>>199103695Vibe>>199103697Need them in my chamber, can do tiktok dances while me after me and Shan(gyaldem) are done with our evening prayers
>>199103744Anyone that can stop Labour getting in (there are no Labour-Reform marginal seats)
>>199103692>he can’t conceive of drinking without getting pissedVery Irish diaspora slip of the tongue you just made la
>>199103774you get pissed off a single glass of wine you fucking lightweight
>>199103760Bro he was in Titanic, one of the biggest movies ever
>>199103623For god sake the last thing i want in the world is the absolute human detritus that go to benidorm or magaluf staying in UK and holidaying here.
>>199103789a hate crime in italy
>>199103789very large pineapple pieces on that, some might say too large
>>199103796I’m a big lad, it takes me at least a bottle to get nice and pissed
>>199103789yum
>>199103824In Italy they make a pizza called the 'Americano' and it has hot dogs and chips on it.
/brit/ posters don’t understand how first-past-the-post voting systems work
>>199103830>im a big lad
>>199103845im voting noone
>>199103804DID I NOT ADDRESS HIS HISTORY AS A SUPPORTING ACTOR IN LATE 90S
>at least a bottle
>>199103845don't carestill voting reform
>>199103805Magaluf has been deanofied sadly, it's lost a lot of the old charm it had
>>199103830>pissed on one bottle of winefucking lightweight
>>199103830What’s your height and weight?
Posting on /brit/ like a normal individual, not breaking any rules, no sir.
might shuffle off this mortal foil
>>199103262saw the arctic monkeys in 2007 for about 26 quid. Second album tour was a good gig.
>>199103841looks tastywould get rid that that fucking leaf and squirt a load of ketchup over it and dig in
>>199103845i put the name i want to win on the card and put it in the boxstop complicating everything
any above average iq bell curve midwit man in?
>>199103849Genuinely pretty much my body type lol>>199103872Yeah?>>199103876Doxxsble info la
>>199103841Why do they always put that one single spinach leaf on their pizzas?
Paid £20 to see The Prodigy in 2009
>>199103841been to italy and been to new york and the pizza is better in new york
>>199103930so you're a fat grotesque bastard then
>>199103866Look at him go
>>199103900I saw them on their third album tour in 2009 and I paid about £30
>spinach leaf
>>199103898remember when that royal marine said 'shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt' as he executed a wounded Taliban fighter
>fat grotesque bastardktim
Yeah alright David Attenborough
>umm, he's behind me, isn't he?
>>199103945I prefer “husky” or “big boned”
david attenberg
fapping the swc to bbc porn
>>199103880Boa tarde meu bem x
paid £10 to see a man have a wank in a public toilet in 2006
>>199104005you get big boned whenever jamal's round your gaff praise jah
>“My two daughters have to see and hear Reform people calling me an fucking paki. It hurts and it makes me angry”>Prime Minister Rishi Sunak responds to footage shown on #c4news by a Reform UK canvasser, he says party leader Nigel Farage “has some questions to answer”
>>199104005spanish people are all thin and healthyyou're going to stick out like a sore thumbpeople are going to make fun of you in the street
>>199103973Yes and it was based and he got done because someone saw the video on one of their laptops
>>199103940Paid £5 to see goldie looking chain
banned from /tv/ again ffs
>>199104054They don't have to see it though do they. Just turn the telly off. Stupid paki.
love me a good orchid treeanyone here have a nice garden?
>>199104040Wouldn’t that be my Mrs? I thought the joke was that I am a cuck not that I am gay and have sex with black men..?>>199104057Not as true as you would think desu there are plenty of fat buggers in this country
>>199104054security services plant to bring down reformI'm don't give a shit about it at all but the same things happened with UKIP and the BNP and such that state meddling is so obvious
>>199104092orchids are herbaceous, they don't grow on trees
what are we buying in the Steam Summer Sale
I think the majority of the country agree that sunak is a useless paki even if the channel 4 actor was paid to say itit won't hurt reform
>>199104061mental because it must have happened all the time. Remember that task force black SAS sergeant who got done for an illegal firearm something fishy going on there.
don't get why the term paki is so offensive to pakis. is it just their inferiority complex making them ashamed that they are from pakistan? if someone called me a brit abroad I don't think i'd be offended
>>199103432>who could even afford thatAnyone with a job?
>>199104132haven’t played a vidya in some time, have shite to do you see
>>199104151yeah brown people all have a massive victim complex because they know that they are inferiorif a paki called me a brit I wouldn't even register it
>>199104175oh like being a kill joy >:(
>>199104132don't know how much I can play on my gaming chromebook
>>199104185annoys me when pakis and browns call me a britisher though
/^Spain$/
>Go to Spectator>Two top articles saying Biden should step down>Both overall more critical of Trump>Both writers? You've guessed it
the fits for today
>>199104106security services actually supported a possible right wing coup in case harold wilson turned out to be a crypto commie. How did they all become anti right since then
Not counting toil, do you generally spend more time at home or out the house?
>>199104249Retard
On a team of 15 people in worm and the only other Irish people are the manager and a 50 year old
>>199104200jk just don’t draw enjoyment from it anymore played some wow classic: sod but got bored a month in, it just isn’t for me
>>199104247foy
>>199104116Bauhinia mate
>>199104249fucking hell you're retarded
>>199104263haven't left the house in 3 weeks
>>199104185If a paki called me a white bastard or something I'd just laughyou can't hurt me you little brown rat lmao
>>199104132Disco Elysium
>>199104249they're not anti rightthey're just looking to their establishment zogbots in power and reform poses the biggest risk to that
>>199104248do people really wear 3 outfits in a day?
>>199104175Could play something on the train
>>199104314dinner breakfast and lunch mate
>>199104297if a paki was racist to me I would just laugh at him because he's literally a fucking stinky little man with skin the colour of poohe's not even the same species as me at this point, I am about 10 times more evolved than him
>>199104317bus for me now mainly, and never really liked mobile games prefer listening to a pod or post here
>>199104287why's that?
>>199104132grow up
any Yorkshire hijabi bints in?
Rorke getting out all of the weird racist freak anger by saying things on 4chan he would never say irl
Don't think Rishi actually said that
>>199104367prefer not to say
>>199104388why did you move to a country with a much smaller percentage of blacks than the UKare you a racist?
>>199104398whats the beans for
>>199104382Aye
>>199104265>>199104285How so>>199104312I believe that people cared more about Britain then and nationalism wasnt a slur
>>199104388very original post, got me seething, done me, im raging, punching the walls, twerking my little rorke arse in humiliation, i've been cucked, dishonoured, sent flyingi won't recover from this
should i kill myself lads
Feeling curious.
>>199104420That wasn’t why I moved here. I lived in Cheshire I never saw any blacks usually. There are way more blacks and Arabs here in Barcelona than I saw at home. >>199104440You joke but you wouldn’t have the balls to say half of the stuff you say on here irl would you.
How come police and government fear white people but allow browns to do as they please?
>>199104468no because the woman who has a crush on you would be sad
>>199104498so you moved to barcelona to be culturally enriched?
13 yo sgl
>>199104511no women have a crush on mebtw that was taken on my 19th birthday 10 years ago, i'm much older and fatter and balder now
>>199104282not an orchid is it
>>199104468turtle?
>>199104468racismlad
>>199104533Life is much better here. I am happier. That’s why I moved here.
>>199104572until you get your head beaten in by an african and your missus gets raped
>>199104569Ever bashed a leb mate
>>199104537whats sgl
getting blacked later
doing a blacking later
might watch a blacking later
>‘Trans rights are human rights’ (meaningless); ‘You have a gender-neutral toilet in your house’ (stupid); ‘Trans people have existed throughout history’ (untrue); ‘Clownfish can change sex’ (irrelevant as humans cannot).Are Glinner knocking it out of the park
>>199104674mousey throwing that spikey little arse of his back
>>199104674he doing tricks on it
>>199104569not him, just a very old /int/ personality that predates /brit/
>>199104679Already sorted the first step
>>199104703never heard of you pal
>>199104713HEY i was going to make this quip
>>199104679Learn a high income skill. Why didnt i think of this before
>>199104510Organised, motivated white people are the most dangerous force of nature on the planet.
Can't tell people about the ol' 'cide thoughts in real life because I don't want them to worry but at the same time I am paralysed by them and unable to move forward in life when I don't really want to be alive anymore haha y'know?
who was the /brit/ personality everyone used to post, usually accompanied with variations of the word runt? think he was wearing a green t shirt in the most used picture of him
>>199104679Jay Slater anyone?
>>199104730good
>>199104733well what high income skills do you have then
>>199104762lel
I don't even know where people go to learn skills.Like how do you become a telecom engineer who cuts about in a white van and fiddles with the inside of those green cabinets? Literally no one knows.
>been solo travelling for a week>still haven't gotten any clungeLads what do I do? Im on the dating apps and I've chatted to some nice girls but there's always something that gets in the way like they finally respond when I'm leaving or they live too far away.Everytime I walk the streets I see so many qt 3.14's but I don't know how to approach them and talk. The receptionist downstairs is so fucking hot. But wtf do I say to her to strike up a conversation? It would be weird if I went downstairs just to talk to her.
>>199104762
>>199104762he on that Michael Moslillionaire grindset
>>199104814litereally me
think i might just buy a van and do house clearances lads bit pikey perhaps but working alone, driving all day and you might find some alri bits and bobs
>>199104792Have loads of clients who are earning shitloads in their 20s doing jobs with titles I don't even understand, don't know how they got into it, a lot of them didn't go to uni
>>199104031Baddies x
>>199104671
>>199104853i want to shag her so badlyi honestly think her books are shit and i find her to be quite annoying but she is so fit
>>199104853one day shes just going to post a tranny wojack
Think Australia might be the #1 beneficiary of the UK's insane mass immigration policies. UK makes its own country worse in terms of housing, education, healthcare, economy by opening the floodgates to third worlders, so Australia more than any countrt gets all the brain drain from young white Brits with skills, ambitions and talent Australia literally setting itself up to be the future of Albion's legacy while Britain impoverishes itself
popping to the ninth circle of hell, anybody want owt
>>199104792Find that a lot of people even in weirdish roles really just get them through family connections or friends but don’t admit to it
>>199104905maggie thatcher please
>>199104031>>199104847*
>>199104905get me one of them green-eyed witches who shags you
off to the shop for some black pudding, beer, a vape and mccoys
>>199104843And will the people know their houses are being cleared or are you going full pikey?
where the hell do you buy clothes
Also French girls are so hot. I love that they all have little saggy boobs because they're petite and don't wear bras.
Back in bed myself, nothing to get up for you see
>>199104844Nepotism is the key to success
>>199104950the clothes shop
>>199104927whomst
>>199104927love noelove soogsdon't see much of the other one (jules?)
>>199104962Kek this is Diego!
fucking DESPISE how successful english langauge media is any and all social media or youtube video is just flooded with dumb ESLs talking in broken english and adopting americanisms that make no sense for them to useMakes me cringe
Candice mentioned
>>199104994might take up another language just to get away from it all desu
Could do with losing 5-10kg. Problem is I’m a big fat fatty who loves shoving crisps down his big fat gob. Truly a dilemma
love tums
at the maggie thatcher memorial lads
>>199105023welsh nice british language that they will never bother to learn
>>199104994
don't understand why they feel the need to do this
>>199105046*Pops it into reverse*
>>199104572And yet you spend every waking moment here blogging about drinking alone or watching TV
>>199105052it’s gaelige for me. welsh looks too harsh and retarded. too many ls and ys and
>>199105089LGBTQ = PAEDO
*starts oscillating*
>>199105046Good joke that, took me a second
>>199105117why
>PAEDO
got to up the social media game as a zoomer, shaggers always have instagram profiles of their lives and having fun times with mates. not doing it gives potential women the ick. Women are retarded and think more social media = more successful.Going to have to buy new clothes as well and attend certain events to make it seem like i’m interesting. Honestly sick of this, my parents generation never had to go through this peacock mating dance for a 6/10 who’s going to leave you in a few months anyway
just had a connexion error whilst posting
>>199105211Your parents probably did have extended social circles though
>>199105241yeah so do i. I easily know up to 15-20 people my age on a close personal basis, hang about.That doesn’t mean for fuck all though, you still need to larp as a Deano
my parents never told me you're supposed to breathe through your nose so here we are
>>199104679can't tell you how much I hate this sort of content and the people (mainly pajeets) who buy it
>>199104994yeah and if you dare comment on it a horde of third worlders start crying because >a-at least they’re trying what language do you know??? fucks me off that they pretend to learn english out of some intellectual prowess and not out of complete self interestthen the moment a white person does attempt to learn a new language some 4th gen immigrant will start mocking them because their ‘tones’ weren’t exactly the same as their useless immigrant grandad
hate seeing bmwf couples it puts a strain on my mental health
You can't 'punch down' on people whose flag is flown by every major corporation and public institution.
>>199105340Better off kicking them once they're down desu
>>199104679 they forgot the “get a huge loan from parents or the bank”
>>199104985cinnanoesoogsjulzzess>>199104986yes my lad
>>199105325truth nuke
>>199105340The new flag is so fucking uglyI’ve no idea why that was instantly accepted when the rainbow already covered everyone Hate this gay clown world
>>199105402thanks brah
>>199105325Realizing total immersion for language learning really isn’t that hard but English speakers have zero reason to do itThese cunts have been surrounded by English all of their lives absolutely no willpower went into them learning our language
>>199105437As soon as the normies accept their demands they have to take it further. Genuinely didn't mind the normal gay flag either, it's peng
>>199105464>>199105464
>>199105456this one was made first
last for Walt Disney
>>199105089Because they are deeply unserious people They have no clue in life, no ambitions, no drive, nothing at all other than feeling empty and devoid of meaningSo they paint themselves up in funny colours and do odd things and make themselves into odd creatures to fill the void that would otherwise be occupied by having the desire to lead a fulfilling lifeThey are people with nothing but problems and they want you to have them
>>199104882thank you muchlydon't know where i'd be without britain's best and brightest around me
