https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhdHAqoE_c
What would you do?
I say some really evil things on here sometimes.
>>199132411that would never happen to me cause i dont leave my house
>>199132414Learn how to hide your feelings.
>>199132414Me too sometimes i delete it because im afraid im breaking laws
thank goodness, i was worried i'd have to deal with a million boomercore songs like the last thread.
>>199132411His expressions are really funnyIt looks like he got a wiff of it right at the beginning and it was rancid
>>199132411
>>199132411>>199132438The white mans burden.
>>199132428AND HE TRIES
I'm le drunk at le bar
>>199132436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoUMnUEJjY&pp=ygUPc29vbmVyIG9yIGxhdGVy
>>199132451Walk up to a woman and slap her ass hard
>>199132451le based
>>199132385its okay im just glad you tried it
>>199132464**slaps your ass**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUwJuY2LtPI
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
>>199132496in this institution
>>199132397https://youtu.be/iLJNSD3H5sg
>>199132430I think the 1st amendment means you can say pretty much anything and be within the bounds of the law, in theoryThat doesn't mean you won't be put onto a watch-list, or suffer worse consequences, depending on what you say
>>199132505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U&pp=ygUSc2FuIGZyYW5jaXNjbyBzb25n
my browser is full of cum music links and i cannot add them to my playlists fast enough halp
My best friends are Walt Whitman and Mark Twain. My soul is bathed in Americana.https://youtu.be/AeZRYhLDLeU?si=g3yCRw0PEpUnlAsd
>>199132527Im in san francisco right now
>>199132534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3CN31N_qiY&pp=ygUccm9zYW5uZSBjYXNoIHNldmVuIHllYXIgYWNoZQ%3D%3D
>>199132536Take me to House of Prime Rib
erm wtf....
*rapes you*
>>199132552Lol
>>199132552>search term contains "sex">surprised when results contain "boobs"
>>199132506heres my posts for example
>>199132556**cums**
Rape is so funny
>>199132411stohp it! he's a vhergin!
The majority of women have rape fantasies
>>199132560er no...my search was chiraqology mexican whistling
>summer /cum/
>>199132572yikes
>>199132599Most of the time they want to be raped by Chad though
Kind of wish I was a woman, but I'm not a tranny
one thing no one talks about is how sundresses will waft a girl's pheromones around when she wears them without panties
Some of the things you guys post just makes me groan
>yikes
you guys need a spanking
ryder didnt betray the hoodrockstar did
>>199132631So panties absorb pheromones?
>>199132647S-spinny mommy....
>>199132606if its any consolation i also /cum/ in the autumn, winter, and spring.
7 hour car ride tomorrow
Imagine it
>>199132648Yeah I always felt like the way Ryder was written out of the story felt unnatural
Election season is cooking up Will Biden step down? Will trump be sent to prison? Who will trump choose as vp? And is Biden now official fucked?
>>199132719FIND OUT NEXT TIMEON/INT/BALL Z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6vjaimSK4E
>>199132682America is already half Mexican these days, this would just make it something like 75% Mexican instead.
>>199132698otner
>>199132719Dont care
would you a venti gf
lole
>>199132746this is a DDR general
>>199132682>canada still existsdream bigger, polk
>>199132719
>>199132746with all due respect i would send venti to tartarus
watching classic pokemon
>>199132772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE
>>199132798BASED
>>199132746Oh yeah
>>199132788what's tartarus? the home of tartar sauce?
i was born in the wrong generation
>>199132736
>>199132833what do you think he sees that’s so surprising
>>199132823kind of cool
america's team defeated the great satan
>Oldfag>Azumanga Daioh>Lucky Star>Something Awful>Newgrounds>2chan>IRC>YouTube>Chuck Norris>Doug Walker>Simspons quotes>"So Retro" pixels>Scott Pilgrim>Ron Paul>Bernie>Landfill indie (Strokes, Killers)>Boho hipster>Dean Scream>Darth Cheney>Daily Show/Colbert>Legalize weed>Bring back Firefly>Having a normal one>Decent fucking human being>Shoving dorks into lockers>Hitler particles>Media literacy>Richard Dawkins>I Fucking Love Science>Chapo Trap House
im 33
>>199132845his cute otter frens
>>199132893How would you rate the condition of your life from 1-10
/cum/ is a 30-to-39-year-old boomer general
>>199132746She has splattered many of my babies against Kleenex
>>199132904I'm 26.
that feel when youre older than that....heh...
>>199132898NTA but 23, 7/10
>>1991328983
>>199132916oh, it gets worse huh
>>199132909>>199132915Dumbass young fags >>199132916What's so bad about your life, oldfag
>>1991328982
this is the most normal thread on /vp/
All zoomers have curly hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv83T2lry7k
>>199132937I'm bald thoughbeit.
>>199132935the single reason to ever go to /vp/ is to go to /tcc/
>>199132921dumbass? why. nothing will change until one of us puts down the gun so i ask you why
>>199132915>23You're like a baby
oh lord, have mercy
>>199132950uh oh, kino alert
>>199132921destructive idiotic decisions ive made in the past 15 years
>>199132956fr fr no cap og
>>199132962What's wrong
i feel alright when i'm too tired to thinki have to feel it, i can't be thinking, i can't care anymore
>>199132912i feel so old sometimes
>>199132970You can't live in the past anon
>>199132923
This is what you crave
>>199132950>A&EBRING BACK LIVEPD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
does having a hebrew name make me a jew
>>199133002I miss eating late night dennys with the boys so muchyou dont even understand. That was our tradition. We'd spend hours there, playing cards or jsut bullshitting about life. And then they were "too good for it" and wanted to go to classier establishments. But they never did
>>199133018No.
>>199132988We are old, I get called gramps in my WoW guild by the younger guys ^_^"
>>199133002this is what i crave
>>199132904a co-worker invited me to a rave this weekend and it just reminded me that i'm too old for the rave scene now.
>>199133002yes but hashbrowns and better pancakes
>>199133028but its terribly jewish
>>199133018No it doesn't Matthew
>>199133002That's like a trillion calories for practically no actual nutrition and, frankly, not even that much satiation or satiety, not to mention a subpar taste.I'd rate it 2/10 unironically.
>try really hard>fail anywaysis this really all there is to life?
>>199133058Just because Jesus was Jewish doesn't mean you are.
>>199132904no wonder we have people getting angry at anime, the truth is if you're 30-39 you're permanently priced out of posting and enjoying cute anime creatures
im going to the rave tonight, me and my friend will be wearing matching tails
CUTECUTECUTECUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>199133081Eww
>>19913308030-39 are the OG anime watchers, not the slop that comes out today
>>199133002>unmelted glob of butternobody eats jacks like that
>>199133077>>199133068ok
>>199133088TEN YEARS OLDTEN YEARS OLDTEN YEARS OLD
>>199133035I can't even imagine having co-workers that invite me to social events. Sucks being a social retard.
>>199133073sometimes you succeed >>199133081have fun anon what kind of tail
>>199133109that would make her 6 years older than me when I was a child
>>199133109i remember when cute didn't mean "i want to fuck it"
>>199133073failure is not the limit of your abilities, it is an opportunity to learn. the truth is, 99% of failures can happen and the sun will still rise the next day with you ready to make more decisions, decisions that can gave good or bad outcomes
Amazing discourse is happening on Reddit.
>>199133136what do you think they did to celebrate their anniversary
I always start autistic arguments whenever I sense that the foid is here because I know that my infallible arguments makes her pussy gush
>>199133113it has to be a good environment and my current office is full of good people. in my last office i was the youngest and the office before that was just bad. everyone hated each other there.
>>199133120I remember when saying "cute and funny" wasn't a code phrase for being a pedophile
>>199133169I want a gf like this just to dote on her
Le pissing le clear water after le getting le drunk at le bar
>>199132411I would leave the man alone
Pat gay
>>199133200Yeah because you're a white man, not a sexy chocolate woman. Retard
>>199133117>what kind of tailthank you my loving, dear friend.i have a gray fox one and he has an orange fox one, matching as in like type not color THOUGH
>>199133176i mean only terminally online. i've heard people drop it like it means nothing and it's a reminder that most people like, go out and socialize and have large friend groups without any effort and they actually start to feel unhappy and anxious when they haven't done something with a friend in the last 3 dayswhat a strange and different world they live
>>199133208
>>199133208have i just been cursed
>>199133216I like to believe my perception of the world is genuinely more realistic than theirs
imagine being a zoomeryou will NEVER understand pokemania
i got and started playing the new alone in the dark remake. i like carnby's shoes and want a similar pair.
>>199133213well i hope you two foxes have fun
>tail He means butt plug
>>199133247looks like shit
I would curb stomp someone for a plate of spaghetti and meatballs covered in parm right now
>>199133266butt plug tails are cute
*dabs on your corny ass*
>>199133283but enough about your life
Can't really move post how much of a piece of trash I am. I'm not going to whine about it anymore, it doesn't help at all
>>199133156Don't know.
>>199133287your mom curb stomped my meatballs iykwim
aight im calling it. gn
>>199133325Gn cinnamon
>>199133266not a butt plug lil bro xD
>>199133315Yes, she mentioned how he turned your pansy balls into ketchup yesterday. We had a good laugh about it
Most woke moralizing is an effort to stigmatize disgustDisgust is a natural defensive reaction to many dangerous situations which is why leftism naturally leads to increased crime and sexual predation
>>199133328what
>>199133325night
>>199133342And what would be gained from this
>>199133340got his ass
I'm a good boy
no ur not
I love myself even if no one else does
>>199133396Uh oh what will you do about it mistress :3
I can fix her
>>199133411bury you alive
>>199133357In the short term, certain individuals and industries profit. Over greater periods of time, civilizational collapse.
nippon has fallen...
>>199133423only brock can fix her
>>199133478the second brock did the frying pan drying pan joke i knew he couldn't fix anyone
>>199133488he knows how to make jelly donuts though. can you make jelly donuts?
Niggas will do literally ANYTHING but read the assigned textbook. They'll watch that one Brooklyn Jew with the lisp for 40 minutes and come out of it with a surface level understanding rather than spend < 1 hour reading the assigned section, doing the examples, and doing the problem set.
this nigga ahhhhhhhhdoin homework
Goodnight, gentlesirs and madams
>/cum/>girls
>>199133618night
>>199133532ok....... well no, but......
>>199133631tee hee :3
>>199133683cooner takeover
>>199133690
HATE coonscoons are the cancer killing this country
I'll never find my niggas
Is this true?
>>199133722rude
>>199133542These niggas don't study--or at least, they don't know how to study effectively--they just stare at the lecture notes and hope for the best come exams. I'M TIRED OF THESE ZOOMERS AND THEIR NIGGERLICIOUS VERNACULAR! >Ah, bruh, I'm cookedSHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>199133722they just want a little cat food as a treat what’s the issue
Would really like an English gf
>>199133740nah because they can still pick your prison pocket
The mountains on the Coors Im drinking are so cold I'm shivering
>>199133760That’s what I was thinking
I need kisses
>>199133774people who spell innocence as innocense deserve all of those things happening to them at once
>>199133826he so baby
>>199133753fucking coons leeching off the system, being lazy and irresponsible and relying on the white man to help them
>>199133845
Thoughts on this pic?
>>199133847me desu
>>199133860he looks like zuko from the last air bender he’s got that one darker shaded eye
>>199133900captivating
Time to sleep drunkenly
>>199133900Yuck
>>199133900haha boob- wait a second
I SAID IM GEEK'D AND IM FIRED UPALL I WANT TONIGHT IS JUST TO GET HIGHGIRL YOU LOOK SO GOOD ITS TO DIE FOR
>>199133906
>>199133920So she's a state alchemist then? A dog of the military... THE BIG BOOBA ALCHEMIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cd0zxd7EUOFFICIAL thread theme
getting in the spooky mood early this year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2s-_FyTTo
>>199133957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUIeX6UCT8&pp=ygUZZG9uIGhlbmxleSBib3lzIG9mIHN1bW1lcg%3D%3D
>>199133935it’s fun to watch ferret videos online but they are actually terrible pets
>>199133920Something about a girl being jewish makes them hotter to me. Like I'm looking at god's chosen pussy or something
making up situations in my head once again
There are so many crumbs on my carpet
>>199133979The “chosen” thing isn’t real
>>199134020didnt know your mom managed to get an interview on the 4chan
>>199133979>Like I'm looking at god's chosen pussy or something
goodnight and sweet dreams.
>>199133542Only at Miller Grove
>>199134061good night
>>199133962What makes them terrible pets?
Harvard professor before and after LSD
>>199134138throwing a man into a society
>>199134159
>>199134138more like before and after having FUN
>>199134117they have a picky diet and are pretty stinky, and don't like using litter boxes. they are just very high maintenance generally and just aren't good pets
>>199134170LITERALLY me
>June 29th. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sittin' is ruinin' my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, it will be fifty push-ups each morning, fifty pull-ups. There'll be no more pills, there'll be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on, it will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdICMAK6zg
I wish I owned a helicopter and a private jet so I could go anywhere without having to wait in line
#pray4Florida
>>199134238i guess theres no better time than now to clean up my act
>>199134180whoa, just like me
i really fucking hope that women actually don't use 4chan. if you scroll reddit for a second and its women EVERYWHERE so now I'm paranoid
>>199134362what's the issue if they do
>>199134381i can't handle the thought that I might actually be talking to a woman. at this point I don't see them as human (in a mystical sense). I don't like the picture of a girl sitting at her desk doing nothing and just browsing 4chan like I do.
ripping some very foul farts
I was thinking about how being racist makes me feel bad today
>>199134277I will cheer for you from here
>i can't handle the thought that I might actually be talking to a woman
The crowd formed a circle around anon and started to clap
Resisted the urge to get fast food and had a banana
I gave your mom my "banana"
Hello I just want to say that I really like this song. Specially after the 5:41 markhttps://youtu.be/HDZ0hnbOa2s?si=ojw5gpKLLoWLHbSNThanks bye
>>199134452shut up. its a very serious thing. when I talk to my bros (/cum/) I expect it to be all dudes and no chicks
>>199132552>Chiraqologymy fucking sides
/cum/ niggas be like"EEK, A GIRL!"
>>199134504Listening to it now. It's good, soulful.
>>199132605kek
>>199134504
To do list for this saturday :Go to the hairdresserBring suits to pressing Buy a new ethernet cableGo fuck myself
>>199132864Based
>>199133005>BRING BACK LIVEPD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIt's been on Reelz for over a year, dumbass. Reelz bought the rights and they resumed filming.
>>199133152>/r/HuffingCommunityplebbit is such a shithole
Things they don't tell you about getting old>you wake up with a dry throat in the middle of the night deathly thirsty>your poops smell much worse>you have to piss multiple times a night
It's actually sad how socially unaware some of you guys are, it means you haven't had friends in a long time, if ever.
this nigga sniffing turds
>>199133827>innocenseThat's the correct in British English.
>>199134654i haven't had a friends since the 8th grade. I am 24 now
>>199134654>it means you haven't had friends in a long time, if ever.how about you shut the fuck up, cunt
>>199133900DAS JUDEN
das der die
>>199134669nothing about british english is "correct"
You need to learn how to be around people that are different than you are.
What I need is for you to blow me
whi was biden so different after the debate its like a completely different person
>>199134733you really don't
I haven't had friends in almost 10 years I never got to sleep over anyone's houseI have never had a girlfriend I have never held a girls hand I have never had sex
>>199134758>body double>AI>different drug cocktailTake your pick
Late night Asuka post
>>199134758
>>199134758yeah you'd kinda think he'd show up at the debate cause that's like...actually important and stuff!
>>199134787we believe in Rei supremacy
women are incredibly fascinating as a species
Would you rather never have to sleep again, or never have to pee and poop again?
>>199134784>>199134794>>199134794biden just needs to keep that energy for the next debate and he wins
My friends and I are slowly drifting apart
Stop talking about politics
>>199134837Could I still sleep for pleasure?
>>199134837never having to sleep is a super power honestly >>199134847happens as you get older, people move away, get married, get jobs in new cities. just try to stay in touch as much as you can
>>199134837the latter. I like sleeping. but having to poop in public is a nightmare for me
>>199134801Nope
>>199134918
>>199134837I have some pretty serious sleep issues most of the time, so not having to deal with that at all would be nice.
canadians are more similar to british than americans
Thanks to an injury years ago, I walk with a limp
>I-I stubbed my toe, I have a limp
>>199134954Explain
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.The File field has been cleared.This site gets more and more cuckolded every year.
>>199134993no
>>199134963Sorry to hear that anon
there are no mexicans in /cum/
>>199135000Bruh you live in NEW ZEALAND
>>199134839yeah there almost assuredly won't be another "debate" because of bidumbs insanely bad showing in this one
>>199134954true we need to resurrect the british empire to put the stupid americans in their place
vastly becoming bedpilledgnight, /cum/bums
where is ale?
New:>>199135084
>>199135080you might as well ask for a unicorn while you're dreaming, sweetie
