Previous Edition:>>199132397
>>199135084This meme really says a lot about society
Good night cummiesGood morning future cummies
I'm going to be blogposting in this thread. Bear with me ;)
thoughts on Big Mike?
Our ancestor during the dinosaur era
I am ashamed of what I did as a tween
>>199135136I'd kill it
>>199135136*supposed ancestors
>>199135122on that note, I'm going to bed
>>199135136I vill not eat ze bugs
>>199135146It was probably really shit quality meat
>rats just turned into monkeys which became humans How? Because......they just did okay chud?
Every woman in my family spent the last 3 years trying to convince me trump's mental state was just as bad as biden's but I'm starting to think this may be a special unique outlier issue that is simply beyond the perceptive capacity of the female race
>>199135224Does it feel good to be retarded?
>>199135237Does it feel good to trust le science?
how can monkeys still be on earf if we came from monkeys
/cum/ dumbs don't even know about genetic drift or gene flow
Dinosaurs had 160 million years to evolve into an intelligent species and they dropped the ball completely.
>>199135291umm white chuds invented the system on the left so it's by definition bad cause no queer PoC disabled people helped make it, ok shitlord
crocodiles are basically dinosaurs
Evolution is real because......some British guy in the 1800s said so
>>199135291>test experiment, procedure working?>no>test experiment, procedure working?>no>test experiment, procedure working?>no
>>199135329Crocodiles are actually not dinosaurs, only birds are the descendants of dinosaurs
>>199135340How the fuck do you think new breeds of dog came into being?
>>199135350this has been debunked
It actually makes me so mad when people dismiss science blindly
Evolution is real because humans force dogs to have sex or something
>>199135365wait does that mean that, for instance, asians and blacks are different subspecies?
>>199135391yes, unironically
Evolution is about as real as you guys being real human beans.
And a real hero
Evolution is as real as the holohoax
>>199135389I'm going to call you strawman anon :)
Inference to the best explanation is the procedure of choosing the hypothesis or theory that best explains the available data. That would be evolution in the case of the diverse amount of species and considering physical cosmology of the formation of the earth.
forgot what this is so no witty comment
>>199135412Former is observable in nature. The latter was faked.
>>199135389Why can we do it and the Earth can't do over the span of hundreds of thousands, and millions of years? A species somehow gets split in two from continental drift or other geographic barriers, what do you think happens? Why would you expect both to remain the same genetically millions of years later?
>>199135427Don't even bother anon, these knuckleheads have already made up their mind to deny evolution.
>>199135084im grilling carne asada and drinking alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7dk4dgaVvw
y'all dumbass niggas gettin trolled no cap fr
>>199135456A fish became a monkey because....it just did okay???
>>199135466You're white
>>199135466Look at his flag
>>199135463That kind of music hits different after a few drinks
>evolution is real guys!This guy probably believes the moonlanding is real too. Just look at the facts bro.
>>199135484ayo stoop ass nigga i don't member askin yo goofy as opinion now did I nigga??
So cringe
>>199135496see>>199135466
You wish you were Chinese.
You wish you were blowing me
As a scientist, I feel personally offended when people deny the moon landing or evolution or climate change
You wish you were related to me
>As a scientist, I feel personally offended when people deny the moon landing or evolution or climate change
I don't like having my intelligence insulted by people who worship jewish gods
Our stereotype is either a dad or latin lover. Do Europeans like their stereotype of high class fancy pants?
>>199135554you wish you had friends, nigga
Good to know you won't feel offended about the earth being flat/
Don't ever post furry garbage here again
>>199135587If you're a wetback, your stereotype is field worker, criminal, and gardener. Don't flatter yourself.
Saw the chinese place refilling Kikkoman soy sauce bottles with generic soy sauces...
good morning sirs
>>199135586well then it ought to make you feel better that your intelligence is clearly very low and everybody can tell, atheist or not
>>199135630Good morningWhat's for breakfast?
>>199135626It's over
>>199135630thoughts, saar?>>199135432
>>199135633go read torah it might calm you down
>>199135606Furry? It's a show on Netflix.
>>199135659why are you so angry, nibba? not everyone can be smart and you're clearly not
>>199135084How to make a chicken like that?
>>199135687Just get a whole rotisserie chicken from the grocery store
If Walgreens goes under…. Many Americans will live in “Shoplifting Deserts”(A shoplifting desert is an area without a place to shoplift for several square miles)
>>199135639poha and chai>>199135658excretionpilled 43.9% state, I have never been there.But for the handful of train rides that i've taken in my life, i've seen my fair share of shartmaxxing on the tracks
I'm an alcoholic
>>199135704And how to i cook it good sir
>>199135623Why are you so upset?
>>199135708ooga booga
>>199135741Sorry I don't know how to cook anything but white rice
>>199135744I'm cool as a cucumber, esé
>>199135741its pre cookec
Is Canada an Indian state yet?
>>199135784yes, they poo on the tracks too up there now
>>199135784Would you like vindaloo or butter chicken?
>>199135770Why are you talking like that? Are you a black guy on 4chan?
>>199135784You live in Poland, the greatest country on earth
>>199135762dumb anon...>>199135775And you heat it up?
>>199135806Yes, my impeccable grammar and punctuation, as well as my blatant racism, indicates that I'm *checks notes* black.
>>199135806ayo nigga brian get yo goofy ass offa 4chan u dumbass nigga!!! spam yo fag porn already nigga!
>>199135826yeah ina michaelwave
>>199135826>dumb anon At cooking yes, but I'm more educated than you
>>199135739As Nancy Regan said, just say no
lets post cats!
ayo it do be caturday, though
>>199135876
>>199135804I made butter chicken yesterday for dinner.
>>199135911I like that kot
>>199135920Please cook for me
Can't sleep my day is fucking ruined
Remember to brush your teeth, nasty bastards
>>199135971This bussy is ruined
>>199135846Ah >>199135852I don't think your rape-themed jav codes could be better than mine, and that's all that matters.
after much thinking i think i would have sex with a gorgeous white girl given the chance
girls seriously freak me out. the more I think about them. the more I picture one in my mind. the thought of talking to one.
>>199136029I might have to do bagon and eggs tomorrow
>>199135958Learn yourself with youtube or something. Cooking is pretty easy.
>>199136028They are just people
>>199136028This but with all people
>>199136028ayo nigga just step to that hoe and tell her what's good, ya feel me?
are you ready for white girl summer?
Breakfast is the worst meals of the day
>>199136081
>>199136076Im going to the beach tomorrow
>>199136091>I doubt a white guy would be racist towards MexicansHahahahahaha
>>199136091Keep telling yourself that, Pedro
>>199136028there is nothing to be afraid of most of them are pushovers that cry at stupid videos online
>>199136062they're just different. they're on a completely different field than us. i might be having an episode tho
>>199136148Maybe, I'm 50/50 these days.
>>199136174don't work yourself up about it just take a little break from the internet and listen to some music you like or something
if men looked like women i'd be gay
>>199136192ty anon>listen to some music you like or somethingi was actually just about to do this
>>199136174They are hairless monkeys that pee and poo and fart, just like you and me.
if women looked like women i'd be double straight
>>199136250There are some traps that are fairly close.
>>199136263of course just try to take it easy okay enjoy your tunes
>>199136284Agreed. I fap to those.
I can't sleep.I'm going to be sitting in a car for 7 hours tomorrow
>>199136284not really, maybe in some pics with heavy obfuscation and filters other than that it aint fooling anyone
>>199136284Until they are naked around a real woman and the allusion is destroyed
>>199136313Are you the driver? If not, sleep in the car
>>199136322You really haven't looked then.
>>199136375you're really high on copium and gay
Not sure if I should sleep at 4am or try to reset my sleeping schedule
>>199136387I don't watch porn or fap. I've just seen some of you guys post them here.
>>199136391that never works for me i just take a nap mid day and make it worse
>>199135432it's genuinely impressive you can rerail a train by shitting on the tracks enough
I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a bit I promise I won't fall asleep
>>199136494>10 hours later
>>199136494nobody has ever successfully done that
>>199135084How did Dino nuggets start and why do even we have them here and why are they loved by all ages
>>199136585dinosaurs are cool and kids like chicken nuggets
>>199136585I don't love them the meat in those frozen nuggets are always dogshit
>>199136585The idea of shaped food has been around since forever. Animal Crackers was probably what started the boom though.
what if i fucked your mom and then took out for some ice cream like a good step dad
>>199136613Idk the ones here slap fr
My mother is one of the dumbest people I know
>>199136726Bless her heart for she still gave birth to the greatest genius mankind has ever known, (You).
>>199136673the dad who stepped up
>>199136776Well, I've been thinking. If she is as dumb as she is, then I can't be that bright either.
I have to piss every few minutes I think one of my pipes is leaking
I'm all alone
Back when I was a youngin the magazines always had those magazine subscription ads in them with tiny little previews of all the magazines you could subscribe to and those included playboy and whatever titty magazine. I cut them out and kept them in a little tin box like miniature trading cards.Or the mail order catalog lingerie sections. Sometimes I wish I had this innocent kind of horniness back. Just looking at her silky cloth covered breasts and the rest was my imagination….
pushup contest. right now.
>>199136969YOU ARE 40 YEARS OLD
>>199136953im here for a little while >>199136974can i do easy pushups where your knees are on the floor
>>199136990germany is 10 years behind us se he might be 30 or so
>>199136953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj0PtMZaWss
Eyes are getting heavy. Catch you fags later
This is the Georgian alphabet
>>199137126Now show the one from Alabama…
How was your Friday…??
>>199137272nothingburger
>>199137272a lot of running around
>>199137272What morals do alley cats possess? Honestly I don't like Joe's implications here.
I cried myself to sleep again things don't get better
>>199137272Alright. Just woke up in a cold sweat from the alcohol induced couch nap an hour ago
>>199137326atleast you are processing your emotions in a normal way and not bottling it upbut don't trust how you feel about it right now, things can always get better you just cant give up
ive never seen a person drink 5 hour energy and I've never known someone who has
>>199137326little baby wants to cry whaa whaaa
>>199137356My doctor said I am hiv+ there is no getting better I will have to rely on pills to live for the rest of my life
>>199137404thats rough anon. man
>>199137373I've shoplifted a couple. They are very tasty. No way i would pay 2-3 dollars for a sip of beverage though
>literal bathroom orgies pozzed faggots posting in cumdamn
roadtrips by car to random small towns in america will always be more comfy than "vacations" to some shithole cities or dumb euro castles
>>199137404im so sorry anon things aren’t like they used to be though treatments have gotten a lot better, a lot of people rely on medications to live day to day so you’re not alone in thati wish you the absolute best in dealing with all this right now
>>199137471>tf>tp
>>199137484Dude castles are awesome stfu
>>199137484TRVKE. Need a homely 6/10 hippie gf to take on low budget road trips
>>199137471I'm not gay I shared a needle with a prostitute
>>199137512honestly I like them but all of these monuments get the wonder drained out of them when you have to deal with millions of loud tourists, long queues, and blocked off areas. all the fun is taken out.
>>199137538you will go far with this
being a ninja was more about being a conman than it was about being some dressed up in black dude doing pirouettes, in essence andrew tate is more of a ninja than some japanese dude throwing shurikens
>>199137552
Most intelligent Brazilian scholar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvQzg_jKPXk
white women sexo
>>199137809who dis
>>199137887my gf
I will never forget what the state took from me
The birdies and the squirrlies are going crazy outside
>>199138011could really go for one of those. Sometimes I wish i wasnt a ruralcuck so I could easily get slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI
dems a free country
>>199135136VGH... my grandfather
>>199138011Fizzy drinks (which Americans call "soda") are bad for you
What was I made for?
>>199138690riding my dick. so get to it hans
>>199138690You were made for moving to Britain and setting up a Currywurst business so that the people of Britain can enjoy Currywursts
Bo Sinn <3
Hot damn….that’s what I call a glow up…!From Mr Steal Yo Life to Mr Steal Yo Girl!!
>>199138743what removing junk food slop and replacing it with prison slop does to a man
niggas
>>199139189That shit must have really fucked with her headBet that night gave her PTSD or sumn
>>199139189All she had to do was show up to Wisconsin and should would've won. Imagine just ignoring citizens and thinking they'd support you.
I know I saw the option to remove the ".com" button on my phones keyboard but now I cant find where to disable that button, and that button is sooo annoying
>>199137662Mad how Kanye started praising Hitler
caturday is cancelled
>>199139246https://youtu.be/rc_02g0kX-w
cum till monday non stop goonage action
what's the deal with fishing and why do men like it so much?
You niggas don't even cum
>>199139293It's never cancelled
you should be partying and having sex right now
>>199139535It's 6:30 am
>>199139297thanks for trying to help but im telling ya the option to disable is not there
>>199139548it's not unlike real niggas to be partying at 6 am
>>199139585yeah it is, these are hangover hourstime of day you wobble to the nearly sandwich shop and buy something to eat
Woken up at 6:20 in the morning by a fire alarm caused by my grandpa burning his breakfast
>>199139615hey big girl. you like chipotle?
>>199139727Because I'm going to give you diarrhea after this bootyblasting!
>>199139535Who says I'm not?
Oh yeah I forgot all the North Americans are asleep, that's why nobody is postingI guess I should post some European things while I get the opportunity (pic related is the Netherlands, they love cycling because their country is very flat)
some times people say trans this trans that and i dont know if they're referring to a cute girl in a phase or a gross ass dude in a wig
>>199140529thoughts on reviving the british empire?
>>199140529This city never sleeps
are mutt slur? i thought it was a 4chan slang that only you guys use miliciously, but today i saw a tiktok clip where a handsome blue eyed blond American man explaining his ethnic background, and he went like " my dad is from finland, and my mom is a typical American mutt, England, France, Sweden...."
>>199141230It's only a slur when referring to non-whites
Can’t help it, I was born this sexy.
i would say i love america more than current americans
>>199141507I strongly dislike America.
>>199141507Do you want to kiss me?
USA? Greatest country on earth.Period.
Successfully controlled my drinking last night and got home safely
>>199141021Not even a possibility these days. The best Britain can do for itself now is become a productive and important member of the West (Europe, USA/Can, Aus/NZ).>>199141050You mean the city in that pic (probably Amsterdam), or you mean you live in NYC?
>>199141534you are not american>>199141566no
We should abandon North America completely and give it back to the natives
sex with sexy mature women
>>199141736You know I’ve thought about moving Sweden where my ancestors are ftrom, but their introverted nature horrifies me. I love small talk and shooting the shit, I have no time for autism games for socializinhg
>>199142161Can you speak Swedish?I saw a Dutch person on 4chan once say how, even though nearly every young person in the Netherlands speaks English, they won't want to be friends with you if you move to their country but don't make an effort to learn Dutch. Maybe Sweden is similar (I think they also have very high rates of speaking English).
>>199142161Move to Malmö they also love guns and explosives there^^
NOW DO THE VEGGIE DANCE NOW DO THE VEGGIE DANCE YUM YUM EAT EM UP YUM YUM EAT EM UP
It’s very quite warm outside and I am sweating from very little workBut it is summer at last and the tomatoes and chilis are growing :-)
>>199142373Do you reckon I could get a job in Germany by just knowing English?Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch, aber es ist nicht sehr gut.
Girl don’t show up at my door and beg me to go on adventures. Anime is a fucking LIE.
Today I learned 1- there is a Japanese meme called banana in my ear that originated from dora the explorer2- Dora teaches english in the Japanese dub
blackpilled incels rise up
>>199142911
In my country incels are considered a terrorist group. Not getting pussy is literally a crime.
>>199142911Fr
gussy (girl bussy)
>>199143826Pussy?
>>199142644Yah sure in an intl company
chicago niggashttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719421393368557.webm
I popped a big pimple a few weeks ago and I think I’ve fucked my face permanently
>>199144006you shouldn't poop your pimples
Guys how do I get cheap car insurance
>>199144080be a male above the age of 25 and be good at drivingcar insurance isnt even required in my state if you own the vehicle outright
>>199144080drive an old shitboxlive in maine be a woman
>>199144180car insurance is required in america?
>>199144210In most states, yeah
>>199144220damn, what else are they gonna come up with to keep a nigga from his money
>>199144306In NYC they charge you $15 every time you drive into midtown manhattan
>>199142896
you either die a gooner or live long enough to see yourself become a simp
i wish i never tried pushing things up my bumonce you try it you know how good it feels and you cant forget the sensation even if you dont actually like men or find them arousing
Is Shadow of War a good game
>>199143949Wunderbar, danke
>>199144634you really like that gay dick up your asshole
>>199143214I think harming (or planning to harm) women would actually be the crime
>>199144637i played the first one, it was alright, i dont think i've ever finished it but i enjoyed it, it's really cheap right now
>>199144327In London they introduced this like 20 years ago I think, it was called the congestion charge. It worked fine. But recently they've expanded it into a thing called ULEZ (Ultra Low-Emission Zone) which covers all of Greater London. I think low-emission or battery cars don't have to pay the charge, but older cars do.People in the outer areas of London have been angry and they've been cutting down the cameras that automatically fine people who haven't paid the charge. Pic related (they're traffic lights but there's a camera on them too).
>>199144661ive never had sex with a man, i only agreed with a friend to take turns to suck our dicks once but we were too drunk and neither of us came, plus his mouth was very dry and didnt feel any good
>>199144813based as hell
>>199135675>itt: anon learns that creators put their degen fetishes into shows
>>199135958Why would you want a white slave, when your country imports millions of latino slaves each year?
>>199145198I want a rotating assortment of 10 Polish concubines to satisfy my every need
Marcus Aurelius took pride in never having sex with any of his slaves
>>199144878Personally I think ULEZ is good. When I go to London I don't drive there anyway because parking is a nightmare - I would take the train to London, and then use public transport to get around (underground/subway, buses, cycle hire).The benefit of ULEZ is cleaner air. London is too polluted. I would prefer to breathe in clean air so I don't get lung cancer etc.
>>199136250>brazilian>likes trannieschecks out
>>199145286London is already ruined, by being more than 50% non-white. Why would you support London's air improving? You could be giving all those leeches cancer and breathing issues.
>>199145286gay retard fuck off and LEAVE NOW
>>199145333Except that's not a tranny, that's just a woman with male behavior and personality. I would also prefer women to be like that
>>199145415London is not ruined, it's a great city>>199145649Go and suck off the oil companies that you love so much you stupid cunt
>>199145801>men looking like womenFine, auto-genophilia. You fags need such technical terms for wanting to fuck trannies.
>>199145813>hates oil companies >eats food that wouldnt exist on your shitty little island without oillmao fucking RETARD
>>199145813>London is not ruined, it's a great cityPost hands.
>>199145829AGP is getting off on the thought of you being a woman, do you even know words you are using
>>199145900I know exactly what the words mean. Why do you think that fags like trannies and become trannies?
>>199145850We grow food here you fucking moron>>199145861Okay, here are some hands
>>199145988Post your hands. Prove that you're white.
>>199145988If you think the majority of the food you eat is grown in the UK you're fucking delusional you monkey
>>19914598850% of your food comes from outside of the UK.100% of the food you eat is made with oil and gas being used.
would you wear this to the 4th of July cookout
>>199146062button up tshirts are pretty gay but sure
>>199146062It screams I'm a 20-something year old with no personality outside of consuming social media and anime
i stayed up all night so I can try to fix my sleep schedule tonight
Need to kiss a Canadian
>>199146012Ethnicity isn't relevant>>199146025I didn't say that you stupid cunt, but yeah I'm sure we could get enough food without oil, just use battery powered vehicles, easy peasy>>199146054Couldn't care less to be honest, battery vehicles could be used instead and then you wouldn't need oil or gas
>>199146151>Ethnicity isn't relevantBrown confirmed.>battery vehicles could be used instead and then you wouldn't need oil or gasAbsolute retard.
putos
Went to London last month and we only stayed in the nicer touristy areas and it wasn’t that bad apart from Indian delivery drivers honestlyLast time I went was 2017 and I heard more Chinese than English in London, this time I barely saw any chinks (outside of Chynatown)What surprised me however was that the waiter at the fancy fish and chips we went to was some slavoid and then we went to have high tea at some other fancy place next to Hyde garden and all the staff was slav too. Possibly Ukrainian? Idk just felt weird speaking better English than them lol
>>199146117that is exactly what i am so...
as I grow older I realize I really like america but I still feel like I need to truly find a place to call home but I don't know where that is
>>199146443Germany…
I refused marriage to my first cousin. that's my gift to the world
>>199146474was she hot and sexually attracted to you?
Would you think that if I hooked up with an American girl and she knows I’m a German tourist and all and she came back to my hotel for some action and she undressed and as she stands there naked in front of me I let out a “jeez louise!” would she find it endearing, hilarious or a total moodkiller?
>>199146459i've thought about it before. a small town there would be nice. also from my experience (from /int/ at least) germans seem to be chill with americans
>>199146499She was reasonably attractive. Bit of a butter face. I doubt she was attracted to me but she was very willing to marry
what the sigma
>>199146639why did she want to marry you without even being attracted to you?
>>199146193You're the fucking retard. I hope battery vehicles do become more popular so the air will be cleaner. Then I'll be able to walk or run around my local area without breathing in exhaust fumes.
baking
>>199146684Green card , money, lack of better options.
>>199146767you're mexican, now it makes sense
>>199146811Arab
>>199146850that makes even more sense
>>199146850Mashallah
>>199146327pendejo
the only thing islam is useful for is having a quippy excuse for being a loser>why don't you drinkits haram>why are you a virginits haram
>>199146987I knew a Muslim guy a while ago and he told me he wasn't allowed to drink or do drugs. Then he later told me about some times he drank and did drugs. I asked him about that and he said "yeah everyone just does it anyway, as long as you don't tell your parents it's fine"
>>199147101Same guy will behead his sister if he catches her dancing with a kafir
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