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I need to impregnate pokiemane so badly
new thread? poggers! xD
What went wrong?
>>199147172>have curly hair>looks good when freshly cut>a month later it looks like shit>when it eventually gets long it looks nice>family makes me cut it>repeatgrim
I want sparkling water but have no spare change
>>199147278>family makes me cut itare you 12? grow some balls and tell them to fuck off
>>199147278>>family makes me cut itHuh? How?
>>199147396i dont want them to think im a tranny or something
>>199147423jesus christ you're pathetic
>>199147490You're talking to a 15 year old underage summerfag, leave him be
>>199147577nigha aint getting up quick doe
>>199147577The debate was so bad even his own party couldn't spin it. Obama straight up called it a "bad debate"
I'm still going to vote for Joe. You're welcome to cancel it out, if you care.
>>199147561embarrassing that you think im that young. kms
>>199147702Yeah, fuck america, let it burn
>>199147655Calling it a bad debate is spinning it They're trying to make it out as a bad night for Joe, as opposed to it being proof that he's in mental decline >>199147777Sorry but you let your family make mundane choices for you so
>>199147577>a songIs he referring to Chumbawamba? I didn't think yanks would know thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc&t=8
>>199147884Whatever you have to tell yourself. <3
Biden is still gonna win and the entire USA will know it was rigged but nobody will care because the media will shame anyone who even entertains the idea But if Trump wins then the media say Putin rigged it And Americans everywhere will just believe as they're told either way
>>199147911there is no way you can be an adult with a job
Whenever yanks lose an election they claim it was rigged
*yanks your cock*
>>199147886Yeah I know it's a spin by denying he has dementia but they couldn't just say "well he won because of x y z"
i'm about to goon bigly
I think bidens "I beat medicare" line was basically the nail in his coffin What was he even trying to say there
>>199148005You're delusional if you think thatThey got away with it last time because he was doing way better in the polls Biden on this day in 2020 was up +8 nationally in polls, today Trump is up +2 nationally
>>199148159>today Trump is up +2 nationallyThat.... Is still concerningly low
Bidens Vegas odds absolutely plummeted since the debate
>still talking about it award
I am friends with a guy who avoided paying rent for 16 months and ended up using the money saved to buy a house. I wish I was smart.He gave me the full load out>Use a fake ID when signing a lease>Never ever ever answer the door>Landberg fucks up on any form at all, the RTB will throw out the case, so if they give you notice to vacate never correct them>Appeal appeal appeal>Never let them know your real name
>>199148030Based brexitchad
>>199148201>That.... Is still concerningly lowit's national, we have insane places like california and suchswing states is where it matters
>>199147278I have the same problem where it looks like I'm going an afro until it starts to grow downwards. Currently redneck maxxing with a mullet. Even in my 20s my parents hit me with the "going to get a haircut soon anon?" the fuck they gonna do?
>>199148302Swing states that got a sudden influx of overnight votes that changed the entire election last time...
Thirdies have it all fuckin figured out>Our religious shit hole is full of thieves, rapists, scammers, and murderers>I fucking hate white people and white countries, it's their fault, we need to sell everything we own for a chance to live in those countries>Our country is so fucking great
>>199148373yeah, in the shittiest cites each state had, chicago, detroit, milwaukee, philly, it's all they need to do
Just had this negro hair salon instagram in my recommendations.Disgusting.First they arrive with the nastiest hair, get it chopped off, washed and then reattached to look like pool noodles.Why are blacks like this
>>199147577alright jack listen upone fish two fish, red fish blue fish
>>199148512More shocked at Georgia and Arizona than any of those
>>199148706idk. they never wash their dreads either so it acts as a stench sponge. nasty
>>199148795demographics...
/cum/ is funny, we can have a full deadhead thread with the hippiest peace-and-love boomer shit imaginable, and then 12 hours later anything left of center is somehow the downfall of society.
Abortion is a human sacrifice ritual, and the most powerful known to exist. It was invented by eugenicists within the occult to curry favor with Satan, while also gaining his protection for their war mongering, usury, and industrial scale manipulation of people's minds.Why is abortion such a powerful form of ritual human sacrifice? Because it involves the most defenseless victim conceivable - an unborn child - being willfully murdered by the very person most spiritually bound to love and protect them, their own mothers. These ritualized murders are carried out in a nonchalant, routine way, as a means of facilitating hedonistic apathy, laziness, and convenience - the magic is in symbolically placing ten seconds of physical pleasure above the value of a human life. It symbolizes evil, within cruelty, within evil. It proffers that a few seconds of vaginal contractions mean more than human life, your own child, and it does this using the greatest symbol of love and compassion - a mother - satanically inverted into spiritually numbed, unfeeling executioners.So the next time you see a woman of the West screeching into the camera about her rights, on the steps of some federal building, look into her eyes and understand that you're looking into the eyes not of a simple murderer, but of a demon, the literal definition of evil. And understand that this steady stream of death she inflicts upon the unborn is what power's the elite's satanic karma, and in turn enables their ever tightening grip on our nation, our society, our culture, and our very lives.If you intend to win, you have to understand, and take away, the true source of their power. And if this all seems like mysticism to you, consider why this is, what media taught you that, and who directed that media to do so.
Canadians owe me kisses
im not gonna read allat
Killing babies is fine, Spartans did it.
Makes you think.
>>199149233God bless
>>199149233that says the bibble
>>199149208The Spartans were the definition of all bluff and no hand
>>199148852>then 12 hours later anything left of center is somehow the downfall of society
I don't know if I'm being paranoid or not, but it just hit me that maybe I'm not being hired because they're looking up my online footprint and reading my YouTube comments
>>199149549I wouldn't doubt they look, it's easy and fast to domy friend didn't get a job because they thought it was weird that he didn't have facebook
>>199149549you're *really* part of the group of humans commenting on youtube videos?
hello
>>199149799EwGo away Shoo
*nods in agreement*
>>199149816what did i do?
>>199149827Meh
>>199149313That last line isn’t true. Neither Phillip II nor Alexander invaded Sparta.
>>199149949Were you there? How would you know?
being unemployed for this long is really doing a number on my self esteem
>>199149949It genuinely surprises me when Wikipedia is blatantly wrongMaybe someone should go correct that
Imagine eating this good.
>>199150037How long Over a year now for me Have sent literally hundreds of applications
I am a woman studier, I majored in Bitch Management and Bitch Theory ama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc7_lCfbQP0
>>199150037>>199150394hello my fellow neets
>>199150394since february
>>199150417My mom is begging me to go back to minimum wage cucking, but I refuse. I want something with a future even if it's just warehouse shit at this point Don't know how felons and drug addicts can find jobs but I can't
>>199150457get your cdl?
>>199150490If I drive for a living then my life will be a ticking time bomb until I cause some horrific accident that possibly kills someone I'm not comfortable with that field
>>199150197That’s a lot of semen
>>199150512temp and staffing agencies hire anyone
I want to meet a cummer and smoke weed together
>>199150037I applied for NEETbux today. Don’t know what I’ll do if they reject me.
>>199150657Get a job ig
>>199150657I applied for unemployment 3 days ago
>>199150576While taking a big chunk of your check and not giving benefits... I'm going to try with UPS or FedEx as soon as one of their warehouses closer to me is hiring
>>199150697ganbatte anon
I applied for medicaid and got it. Don't have to pay for prescriptions
>>199150749They dont really take much from your checks, and a lot of positions are temp to hire. You could start working by tomorrow probably its just some paperwork that needs to be done
can you imagine an unemployed person getting married
it's saturday, which means it's time to leave this stinky thread and go live my real life.
>>199150891Do they care about gap in employment history
I have no car and I live in california in a city with very little public transportation
—————————————————————————————————————This thread is now virgins only. You are NOT allowed to post if you are a non-virgin.—————————————————————————————————————
>>199150941>go live my real life.which is?
Today I will remind them that homosexuals reproduce through pedophilia
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY. I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING PLANET ANYMORE.
>>199151026nigga even my tiny sub 16k town has a bus system
>>199151038based virgin chads
>>199151054i know the feeling brother
I'm a virgin.
>>199151101
You are 100% straight...until you get horny...................
I'm a different person when the horny hits
GHIII OST is pure bangers THOUGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi3QmAmrG6M
>>199151167lol, that is SO them
>>199151101>>199151167Kill yourself
>>199151280ryo game was too easyor maybe im just naturally talented
Good morning saars
girlberg went back to the old country today... thought i wouldn't care but i do
>>199151343You're naturale gay
is this whole femboy tranny loving gayness thing an act for you guys or is it all 100% serious because if so thats incredibly gay homoness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XRcjDwBYZwwhy are girls so mean, bros?
>>199151405How braindead do you have to be to watch this shitFuck anime and fuck Japan
Trannies are gross but femboys and anime and gay sex? Sign me up.
>Trannies are gross but femboys and anime and gay sexgaysonnnnnn...........
>Trannies are gross but femboys and anime and gay sex? Sign me up.
I only watch anime and it's linked clips if it's dubbed If I want to read then I'll get a book
>>199151502I could kill you with my bare hands, runt. You're a little worm.
>>199151544Don't reply to him We've had a pleasant past few threads without him
Americans are scared of love
>>199151532what's the last book you read?How to Have Gay Sex?
>>199151595
>>199151602Ecclesiastes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJuRtc9Qmo
>>199151400a lot of posters here are bi and in denial about it. it’s okay for men to love other men and women to love other women but there’s a stigma about it on 4chan so they kind of deny it still
>>199148755LOL
>>199151679What the sigma
>>199151679>it’s okay for men to love other men and women to love other womenWhy is it ok, and use the same logic to condemn pedophilia without being inconsistent Go
>>199150037>>199150394>>199150417>>199150434Fellow NEET hereNEET gang represent
Spent the day alone at home because the GF went hiking with her parents (they’re mildly annoying so I didn’t go) and now they’re gonna come back and I can’t be a /cum/ poster any longer….real life really does go hard on a nigga sometimes…
>>199151690sigma balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jcfyyog08g
>>199151679yeah guys it’s time to stop stigmatizing sucking cocks and eating cum and taking in your shitty asshole and catching HIV and trooning out and cutting your balls off and then grooming the next generation to do it all again <3
>>199151679true if we were talking about weed legalization
women need to stop stigmatizing having sex with me
Someone's on denial
>>199151803>>199151758case in point
Yesterday during the Pet Shop Boys concert they had this montage of a 1970s gay parade in SanFran running on the screens during their performance of their 1993 smash hit “Go West”.Was a Jason-esque experience.
Boys kissingBoys wearing skirtsBoys frottingBoys spooningBoys having boy sexBoys holding handsBoys fellatioBoy hugsBoys...............anime............cocks..................
meeses are huge. like it's easy to forget how big a meese is. meeses could fuck you UP.
>>199151831Great image
Reminder
>>199151905damnhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719421393368557.webm
>>199151857>All the people who disagree with me secretly agree with me I wish I could live life on this much copium
>>199151905nah i'd win
I played a Youtube card game with pajeets yesterdayDon't reply if you know what I'm talking about
NUEVONUEVONUEVO>>199151910>>199151910>>199151910
>>199151905why are you using the plural of moose to describe a moose
>>199152003/Lat/ is dead bro
>>199152003sexo con mejican cummy bummy
imagine eating
>>199151951thats not what im saying but its okay dont worry about it
>>199152074You're a retarded woman and should refrain from sharing your opinions
my favorite sandwich place is like a 25 minute drive away should i go?
>>199152100take me with you
>>199152100nigga lives in a corn field
I woke up at 5am and I'm about to crawl in bed at 1pm.
>>199152003No hablo español
Just read every post.None of them are good
>>199152162Bitch
>>199152070is that chicken?
>>199152169Well thanks for keeping it consistent I guess
>>199152194beef
Anyone who "hates rap" is either racist, ignorant, or (most cases) a beta who's uncomfortable with hyper aggression
>>199152100tempted to go to a cafe today but the weekend environment really ruins my incelmeal
how can i learn to speak with a louisianan accent?
tempted to eat so I dont starve to death but thats not in the budget
>>199152266>t. ignorant and beta
>>199152298all im saying dudeone jar of peanut butter has like 30 thousand caloriesalllll im saying dude........... that's 15 days- ALL IM SAYING
https://youtu.be/eXkeE7AEoKw?si=uhoz4bKQV6CJGupJ
>>199152298eat your cum. 1000x more nutritious than everything out there
>>199152266>race denialDelusional
>>199152070Would eat the meat and tortillas and leave the rest
>>199147172For a hill, men would kill — Why? They do not know
>>199152266i am racist, ignorant and a beta and i listen to rap some times
>>199152343It’s the secret to my youthful appearance
>>199152266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u1Ps6ZlDxA
Meanwhile, at the cum headquarters...
>>199151679gay
business idea: sell women vials of cum and market it as the fountain of youth
>>199152483sales department has given me some dire news. We're gonna have to do some layoffs, trim the fatFK, jason, brian, ratpedo, you're fired
>>199152178>he's in a thread with mostly english speakers and he's having to speak englishLooks like you're the bitch
why yes I do still use the word 'gay' as an insult
>>199152566no not fk. he can stay
>>199152555
>>199147907I’ve heard it many times on the radio when I was younger
>>199152566Mousey being escorted from the premises by security because he refuses to leave
>>199152599this anon too, youre also fired
>>199152555am i supposed to believe cum is a commodity for women? online dating is an all expenses paid cum grubhub
>>199152648this, he did not think this through at all
>>199152638
>>199152555>>199152648Cum is a natural antioxidant and was used for skin care in Egypt
>>199152832what does that change about the dynamics of supply and demand? let me clue you in: there's a whole lot of supply
>>199152832remember that youtube video of a woman using semen for her face?
Got my jack juice, I am ready to attack the day
>>199152891wtf, your mom told me our sex tape wouldnt go public
>>199152882Your mom cleaned me out actually >>199152891No I do not
joe mama
>>199152916>>199152911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5rmBitYSSo&pp=ygUZd29tYW4gdXNlcyBzZW1lbiBmb3IgZmFjZQ%3D%3Di think this is the one
>>199152962Thanks She looks as gross and trashy as I imagined
>>199152938it’s joever
>>199152993here's the full videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awd-bsqru7o&pp=ygUZd29tYW4gdXNlcyBzZW1lbiBmb3IgZmFjZQ%3D%3D
I always act a fool in /cum/gen and it's humiliating
>>199153003Imagine how awesome it would be to have some new age hippy female friend who would let you cum on her face for skin treatment
>>199153007>t. nincompoopy
>>199152962yeah she looks like someone who paints her face with cum on the regularand let's be clear: this is only a DIY recipe for SPERM PRODUCING MEN.
>>199153007BAKA
Sneaker heads on the ropes
>>199153071my AF1 investments...
you know what's cringe? (You). you're cringe.
>>199153105i am cringe but i am free
What America does to a Mexican mfhttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrrteLgY/
>>199153105takes one to know one
>>199153071what happened?
>>199153169All I could find is that they put out an earnings report or something that showed bad sales
>>199153169the spark of sentience reentered consumers and they realized this may not be worth nearly 300 dollars
Post that horrible tall dude looking girl baskeball player who looks like a villian in a lord of the rings movie and was actually quite scary to look at. It was so funny lol.
I like the tik toks that have hot girls dancing with a lot of skin showing, I like hips sashaying but I don't like butts shaking, tiktoks for this feel?
>>199148852You're assuming because I like boomer rock I'm not also a chud. Both are true.
Given the opportunity, I would cave seth rogen's head in with a brick
Given the opportunity, I would KISS anon's head in with my MOUTH
>>199152901they should start microdosing this with kratom
>>199153462you must be a fan of fake news drumpf, IT'S JUST WATER, JACK
>>199153528>it's just h2ouh dude, its water
>>199153071>Nike market cap: $114 billion USD>Adidas market cap: $43 billion USDhttps://www.google.com/search?q=nike+market+caphttps://www.google.com/search?q=adidas+market+capEurobros, it's over...
>>199153573thats what I said
Haven't purchased or worn a nike or adida product in more than a decade, get on my leveloh, and my phone? xiaomi
>>199153784>xiaomiXi Jinping thanks you for donating your personal data to the People's Republic of China
Samsung makes the best phones currently. When the iPhone first hit the market, it was at the top, but Android quickly usurped it.
>>199153817he can have my contact info and pictures of me furiously masturbating to JAV, he already has hours of hidden cam footage of me having sex with FOB chinese sex slaves who work at massage parlors
>>199153888people who go to shady massage parlors look and sound like this poster
If I walk into a random Asian massage parlor in my city, what are the chances I can get a happy ending?
>>199153071>rugpulled
>>199153975you can usually get a handie from most smaller locations, CFS spots are usually a bit tougher to find depending on your state/city, do some reddit/gif research I can't really give much more info than that or I risk getting banned
>went for a short nap after lunch >Woke up at 6pm
>>199153975what are the chances you should be spending your time doing this
what should i have for dinner?
I've had this car for less than six months and the sideview mirrors are already acting fucked up
When is it going to be my turn to own a house
What the actual fuck is this existence aboutLike what the actual fuck?????????
>>199154089fucking nosy? eat your manigott'!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eGhfsxZHE
>>199154232Philosophers and religious leaders have been trying to figure this out since the beginning of human history, you won't figure it out. Nobody knows for sure.
IM A WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER
>>199154090pizza is a good choice that's what i'm doing
>>199154324perhaps i shall
>>199153975There is probably at least a 1% chance the place gets raided while you're there Do you really want your family and friends to know you were arrested for that
>>199154195Is home ownership for young people a big political issue in France?It is in Britain. Actually renting and buying homes has become more expensive for young people, and it has become a political issue. The UK needs more houses built.
>>199153784>chayomibased.
>>199153866I only buy samsung phones. the rest of their stuff, meh if it's a good deal but only samsung phones for me
>>199154506This is meI suppose despair has to be fought until it is defeatedHere is a song about defeating somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9HdYx4U2E
>>199154496same here but you cannot price multiple generations out of a home forever.
>samsung makes the best phonesthen how come the indicator light on my samsung phone doesn't work anymore hmm? best phone my used up asshole. Looking at motorola phones now.
what the fuck is an indicator light
>>199154801Young people, rise up
>>199154938the meek shall INHERIT
iphone works best for me, it syncs with my laptop and imessage and facetime are essential to have
>>199154917I miss those days of having an indicator light on my Note 4. Your phone must be old as hell
>>199154936I meant notification light fuck youu
you are mom
false alarm guys, the notification light on my phone works just fine, had to restart
>>199154974iToddler cope
>>199155086if you had to restart it's not working fine
yt pipo need to step up they game!!
>>199155118it's fine FOR NOW
erm
>>199155211Can I kiss you?
no self respecing straight man uses iphone. women get a pass.faggots have no dignity or self esteem so yeah
>>199155211sexbots! this technology can be used for sex bots! lets gooooooooo!
>>199155277If you don't have an iphone you get green bubbles and that gives women the ick
>>199155485women who get the ick over materialistic status symbols are NOT worth dating btw
wtf it's only 2:45. feels like 9pm
>>199155538i don't know why people say iphones are status symbols, you can get a used iphone 10 for like, 100 dollars
fuck i hate ghis shit fuck
>>199155485paradoxically men who care about giving women the ick give women the ick
>>199155598hello neighbor
>>199147272>suddenly decide to import infinity jeets on student visas after Covid>huh, why did rent increase so much??Funny thing is they used to outright deny the correlation and call you racist for pointing it out but now everyone says it even in the most liberal places kek
>>199155600those women would judge you for having a shitty iphone
Importing infinity jeets is QE with people
Over analyzing meme books was the most useless thing I did in school. Made me hate english class
>>199155731hi
>wake up at 12pm >browse /int/ >jerk off >take nap >stay up till up 4am>repeat
>tfw a pint of liquor and a six pack of beer is starting to be not enough
St Francis Xavier renegade angel
>>199155747umm saar, saar! correlation is NOT causation ok
>>199155979
I jerked off to a hidden cam of an Asian massage parlor, and I no longer feel the urge to visit one in person. Really makes you think, hmmmm
Can it please get better Please
I want to fugg my friend's sister, but she's married. Alas...
>>199155972>>>/t/1291895
is 17 oz of cheese enough for 1 lb of macaroni?
Everything that I see, everything you are to me(Dog shit! Dog shit!)All your talk behind my back is getting back to me(Dog shit! Dog shit!)You fuck me over and you'll pay double time(Dog shit! Dog shit!)
hi i am duck
>>199156377hey buddy
>climate change is real
>>199156444>134>127 jesus
>>199156444>1893
>>199156444>the climate is changing due to mankind's actions>oh so we should stop polluting or something right?>no we need to enact gay communism and hhigher taxes in Western countries while China keeps pollutingreally makes one ponder...
cum con sex
>>199156503I assume the California record is in Death Valley or something, and not applicable to where people actually live in that state
>>199156554Correctt. Califag
>>199156444don't post this no one must know that florida is actually cold
how many threads are you guys watching rn? for me it's like 15 half of the threads have already been archived lol, I want to go through some of them like some movie recommendation threads stuff like that
>>199156554yeah it's disingenuous half of cali is a desert and the other half pacific rainforest
>>199156653Hawaii was the bigger shocker for me
>>199156215That's Im going sober
>>199156653Moving to Florida now
>>199156544yeah I do wonder like what if they're right about global warming, but then I also doubt it because the answer is so easy (nuclear) and they don't want that
Not making the new until I can get this stupid crash to desktop issue resolved
kratom in the mail
>>199156848maybe you shouldn't use arch loonix
>>199156544China has been going big on solar and I'm not saying they aren't polluters but we might as well go bigger on solar with them tbqhwyf
>>199156726>the answer is so easy (nuclear)Also committed Environmentalists don't want any technological innovations, not just nuclear. They don't even want EVs, carbon capture or indoor farming because it encourages more exploitation of the environment and distract from saving the Earth or whatever. I think they want return to monke more than a green future
new>>199157163>>199157163>>199157163new
>>199147423If you have to worry, then they already think it. Might as well just skip to the end and castrate yourself.
>>199148293>Birthday Party wasn't running>still winsBased Kayne.