What the fuck is this>no Southern US>no Friends>no Edition>Limp BizkitMy autism hurts now
Yeah I'd expect more from Finn t b f
>>199140824
>What the fuck is this>>no Southern US>>no Friends>>no Edition>>Limp Bizkit>>My autism hurts now>Yeah I'd expect more from Finn t b f
>>199141217
I'm just disappointed is all
I live for the seethe
>>199128060idk about benadryl but I've been using antihistamines (off-brand zyrtec) and hydrocortisone cream to manage it>>199140824he's just shit at making threads, he's always been this way
if you don't like it, make it yourself
Question is why is he so shit at it? Does he do it deliberately? Is he trying to communicate something to us but for unknown reasons is unable to be straightforward? Maybe he needs help?
>make bad thread>thread called bad>get butthurt that thread called badso this is the power of finnish trolling
>>199144671I know but he needs to be reprimanded for it
>>199144799he probably does it out of spite
the threads fine idk what you NIGGERS are talking about
What I'm not mad? Just surprised that the thread gets replies within 10 minutes of creation, get off your lazy asses and create one if you care about quality
>199145420
my cum looks like this
WrongIt looks red
cum is not piss
https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-tell-if-its-cum-or-peeThis is for you pole
how can i tell if its cum or pee or blood
why do people get such shit tattoos just saw one that just said 'thank you' on plain font
thank you
>>199146912you should get beefed up and get that polish eagle tat'd on your tricepthat would be fire fr
I despise tats
would look epic on you tho
thanks bro
i have a vision
>>199147552Of a man made object?
>>199140520mmmm
I am a man made object
>>199147634wha t
>>199147780It's a Lemon Demon song
>>199147808thats gay
big nigger cocks
Yeah...
zadar likes WHAT ????
Small pakistani penises
>>199147863https://youtu.be/q3x1fc6tHSI
sex today???
pizza today
highest quality finnish poster
thank u sar....... the needfull was redeemed
>>199149552I'm deathly afraid od them
>>199149713So you wouldn't help him up?
>>199149846Fuck I would help my mother if she was in a swarm of them
>>199150256Uhh I don't think bumblebees create swarms
>>199149552what is that?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>199150916
I slept for so long. Went to bed at like 8pm. Woke up at 3.. went back to sleep woke up just a while ago. >>199144671Yeah benadryl is an antihistamine. You can also take the pill form if you are having an allergic reaction to foods or some such.
Hinds help
>>199151121Sipping coffee. What's up?
>>199151136I saw her blood work todayHer HCG levels are moving in the pregnant direction
>>199151186I know you don't believe in abortion but do you believe in pushing down on the stairs?
I'm going to push you down the stairs.
>>199151186How long before you know for sure the status and if there is a pregnancy? That is essentially the time frame you have to start thinking about what your next steps will be. Obviously, if she is pregnant with your child, you'll need to get married or rather that would be the Christian thing to do.
please do
>>199150853bee
>>199151396bumblebee
>>199151438>>199151396wo
>>199140520
>>199149552I greatly enjoy these pictures of bumble bees. They fall into a category of creatures on earth that are "cute but can't be handled without consequences". So I have to love them from a safe distance.
>>199151380If I had to guess, they will probably ask her to go back and test again in like two weeks. Then I'd like to get a prenatal paternity test and then I guess I would move forward from there
Sir, the second blood test result has come in, she's pregnant
1 minute of silence for boat
Remember the deal, name will be 'Chad'
I thought it was supposed to be Colonel
Nuh uh, Chad was first to get dubs
>>199151734What if it's a female
>>199151893I guess we should roll?I roll for Lateisha
>>199151893Stacy
Leni Riefenstahl
>>199151893Evita
Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka
Lakupiippu
>>199151554>get a prenatal paternity test and then I guess I would move forward from thereRight, that makes perfect sense. If I'm following, it sounds like the cross roads of 1 answer leading to two possible (or at least two) courses of action: A. If there is a baby 1. What you'll do if it's your child, and 2. What you'll do if it's not. Then B. What you'll do if there is no pregnancy and if it was a false alarm. If you're not already, I would abstain from further unprotected sex in case there isn't a pregnancy. Regarding A and B possibilities, thinking about what you will do for either is equally important and both realities will be emotional conclusions. If she's B. not pregnant, you need to decide the ongoing nature of the relationship. This is also true for A., if she is pregnant but with the question of paternity (because it sound like there is a question of who if I'm not mistaken). So for A., the think about what you'll need to do if you are or aren't the father. >>199151893Rolling for girl name: Esther
>>199152308Apparently you can do a paternity blood test after 8 weeks of pregnancy, would she be upset that you would ask her to take it?
Oh did not mean to quote
Found an appartment within WOOLKING distance of uni
Are you going back to school?
>>199151893Colonella
>>199152716So it seems
>>199152473I don't really know the details of when a paternity test can be done but it's honestly important, not just for boat but for the child and mother. Obviously, no man wants to raise a child when he has doubts about paternity, but on the flip side, it's unfair to the child to not have a relationship with their real father. For the mother, she should make every effort to marry the paternal father because it is with him the life was created. That's the best case scenario for everyone. That said, if she is upset about a paternity test, I would emphasize those points to her in a compassionate way.
Do it when it's born then release that neggress and her offspring
Check these trips
>>199153210
>>199153226it happens
>>199152308>A. If there is a baby 1. What you'll do if it's your childTalk to a priest>2. What you'll do if it's not.No longer my problem>What you'll do if there is no pregnancy and if it was a false alarmstay the course>because it sound like there is a question of whoIt's not impossible that it's not mine, but the chances are uhhhhhhhhhpretty good>>199152473>>199153081see above
>marrying a bicycle
long story I'm not going into
Had she been with others around the same time?
one person before I did her
>>199154466what this mean
>>199154289>Talk to a priestI think you should talk to a priest regardless. Especially if you have a priest you know and trust. He's probably going to be able to give you the best advice on this whole situation and maybe yall can also pray for good outcomes and wisdom. >>199154289>but the chances are uhhhhhhhhh>pretty goodPretty good it's your child? Honestly, my first thought was that you should pray and talk to your priest. I'm just leaning more into that direction. I'm sure they can make time to talk to you for a situation like this.
>>199154740A loose woman
>>199154802>Pretty good it's your child?Uh yeahMight see if he's free later tomorrow
>>199154823i mean what are the other options
>>199154916That's a fantastic idea and I think the best course of action if you want to develop the most moral game plan going forward. It's a lot to work out and your priest is going to be a strong spiritual advocate to confide in. He can give you fatherly and Fatherly advice both.
>>199155002well, not to sleep on the first night together, having sex after marriage, it's not a binary thing
>>199155208>not to sleep on the first night togetherits insane hearing abt pregnant teens cause no one that age owns a house. i wonder how they do itthank god i live alone
>>199155152Yeah, we'll see what happen desu>>199155320>i wonder how they do itUh, were you never home alone?
>>199155376not really my mom was always at homedad most of the time
>>199155413I had a single mom and my girlfriend back then moved out at 16.It's a miracle she didn't get pregnant, actually
>>199155208>not to sleep on the first night together, having sex after marriageYeah, this is the most correct and biblical thing to do. Sex should be about more than just satisfying the flesh.
>>199155585oh nicemy 1st girlfriend i remember she lived in a total dump of a house and had her mom grandparents and cousins all living there, we had to lock ourselves in her room for privacy lol
>>199155645>>199155208Yeah, yeah, all right, I don't need the guilt trip.>>199155716>talking to women
will never have an unplanned pregnancy scare
>>199155771>>talking to womeni dont do that anymorebeen 2 years since my last gf broke up with me and i havent dated women sincewoah time flies
Oh interesting, why?
>>199155857>>199155833gay
>>199155771Not judging, you'll come out fine whatever is the outcome of this
>>199155893mayhaps
>>199155928Give me a hug
>>199155771Not trying to guilt trip you, fren. I think you know that already and it's spilled milk at this point. Besides that, we all make mistakes so who can really judge. Probably everyone here has had premarital sex at LEAST once.
>>199156357>it's spilled milk at this pointThat certainly was NOT milk; do NOT drink it.>Probably everyone here has had premarital sex at LEAST once.I don't think so.Remember where you are
>>199156427>I don't think so.you think so? this is a very normie general
>knocking up some random woman and getting married because it's the "right thing to do"you might as well just skip the middle man and not get married at all, you're just going to get divorced anyway
>>199156427>I don't think so.I mean... yeah.. but I've never done a survey of how many Dixie posters are virgins. I can't think of anyone off hand that hasn't mentioned being in a relationship. Maybe Berta and Finn.. but lack of evidence isn't evidence for a point. >>199156581If they both are and remain practicing Christians, chances of divorce are rather low.
>Probably everyone here
Cobb W
Random is a bit inaccurate for someone I've known for 3 years; but we're getting ahead of ourselves here either way.
>>199156748the only pure dixie member
scatholics everyone
>>199156748Well don't let me speak for you buddy. If it doesn't apply to you, then I'll stand corrected.
who's catholic here????>>199156932you're standing corrected then
>>199156725>If they both are and remain practicing Christians, chances of divorce are rather low.Yeah, I heard practicing christians frequently have unprotected sex before marriage.
why is sushi so expensive
>>199156947hinds is a unitarian
the fish is folded over thousand times
>>199156947Me and the gayBrothers in Christ, hope he forgives him eventually
>>199156947I
>>199156947Ok well I'm happy to be. I think that's honorable. >>199157010It's never too late to become a better practicing Christian. Everyone makes mistakes. What matters is that you continue to seek Christ and try to do better.>>199157064I don't know what that is off hand. So I'm not sure I agree. >>199157186Did you get the new car battery?
>>199157259How the hell should I abstain from the segzo with my beautiful grill.It would be unchristian-like to do otherwise
>>199157398>abstain from the segzo with my beautiful grill.You're having sex with a grill? Please explain why? Also leave out how.
>>199157488whos this grifter
>>199157488Do you still watch this guy?
Me? EpiscopalianMy wife? LutheranYou? Probably Baptist
>>199157259>What matters is that you continue to seek Christ and try to do better.Zeus Ammon clears
>>199157259There was a death in the family-in-law yesterday so I had to just abandon my plans to do it myself and ended up just taking it to the mechanicBattery wasn't the only issue it had and I needed to get it inspected anyway, so was the right thing to do; but ngl I was kind of looking forward to tinkering with it so maybe I'll find some other project I can do on it
>>199157515Pastor Anderson, he had such based opinions that he got banned of Youtube, such as denying the systematic murder of semites>>199157520Not that much since he got kicked off, just listen to lectures together with GF rarely
>>199157480
>just listen to lectures together with GF rarelywow it's so trash that even a bodypillow isn't able to listen to it frequently
How's the diet?
>How's the diet?
>>199157621Uhhh... don't know what that means. >>199157630Ah well now that it's there maybe they can get it worked out for you. How are you getting around now? If you have free time you can always read. >>199157709Do they not have Baptist churches up there or something similar?>>199157852Sometimes it's best to say nothing.These two are funny when they argue.>>199157873>>199157890
I would like to submit a formal request to the posters in this thread that you refrain from rude or mean comments directed at the creator of this thread.
>>199157972buthaneeeeseeeee paaaaspoooot
I had a professor who was actually Bhutanese
>>199157972This is finns gf
Now show us your forearm, Lardo
>his country is actually named after him
>>199158215What's that ring, you said "gf" did you mean to say fiance?
Yeah
CONGRATULATIONS FINN
I'm going to the grocery store. Anyone need anything?>>199158346Oh congratulations. That's very exciting news.
>>199157709have sex incel
>>199158464You and I are brothers in Christ
>>199158033Was it dorji? He's a nice guy.
>>199158495alright
>>199158402Thanks
nobody who has sex or a real marriage reflexively posts their wedding ring on 4chan when called a virgin lmao
>>199158616Finn are you really engaged
Why else would I have a ring on my finger
>nobody who has sex or a real marriage reflexively posts their wedding ring on 4chan when called a virgin lmaoPost your arm, oink!
>>199158542No, his name was Douglas.
>>199158651>my
Why would a man who is engaged wear what looks like a wedding band? Or is it different in Finland?
How is it in the states?
>>199158773Women get a fancy ring, men typically nothing.>>199158651You can wear other rings.
it's a wedding ring for his GF that is also simultaneously his fiancetrust the science chud
Here you both get matching engagement rings, generally they are plain, without gemsThe wedding ring is then generally more fancy and that is only worn by the woman
He went to pupputiko or whatever the finnish chan is called and downloaded some guy's picture
Maybe, I don't want to post unnecessary information, OINK
I had no idea americans had different customs regarding engagement
>>199158835That is essentially the reverse of what we do.
>>199158773Here we have a fancy engagement ring for women and plain wedding rings for both. Sounds like it's the other way around there.
No wait we do it like the americans here lol
>>199158873Is Poland the same as Finland with the rings?
>I don't want to post unneccessary informationyou mean like making ten virgin rage posts in the space of half an hour about your imaginary sex life?
>>199158926>>199158925I got confused I guess
OINK
>>199158134finn's asian thot gf
finno-korean hyperchildren
finno-ladyboy nochildren
>>199158215>>199158346woahcongrats finn
I'm going to go take poo and then come back and insult a random poster.
>>199159032Thanks
please don't insult me i'm on nofap
Good luck guysHope it's hinds I want to see the reaction
>>199159064Is she cute?this reminds me the person I'm dating rn reminds me of you
digits and I'm immune
I would like to establish an inquiry into the nature of communicating with a living human female of appropriate biological breeding age via mechanical device. What is the acceptable social ritual in such a context?
>>199159143Yes, good godly girl
digits and it's jinny
>biological breeding age
>>199159188congrats
Jesus Christ how does any one of you believe this without a thymestamp
>>199159188How did you meet her
>>199159219Addendum: additionally, the hypothetical human female is of an age of courtship which is in accordance with the law and legislation of my currently inhabited region
>>199159147>>199159207these cancel out, unclear what the ramifications of this areI propose Savannah insults me instead as a compromise
I hope I see one day how fat you really are. It intrigues me
Redneck Penwoman
>>199159302What kind of proof you want?You want a date written on a paper?
>>199159330True niggas know when he posted a pic of his car and finn highlighted the reflection of his bodyshape
@virginia is FAT and SMELLY
>>199159368Jajahahaahahjaaj
okay I didn't think he'd actually spin a literal wheel
>>199159363Before my time>>199159348Obviously, with this thread as background
>>199159302
>>199159413Not you my guy it's okay I believe you're from Bhutan
>>199159405he actually used a web application simulating a wheel sweetie
I am always fair.
>>199159310Tell me about Ema Datshi, we have a similar food in my state of Arkansas we call Cheese Dip which is very similar to Ema Datshi but with a different cheese and less emphasis on the chilis and as it's my favorite food I'm very interested in Bhutan's version of it, especially when I learned it's the national dish of your country.
>>199159477you will always be brown
>>199159457No, I spun a wheel and then used the web application to produce the image. My random name picker wheel is very rare and includes doxxable information.
>>199159363I've never posted a single photo I've taken irl here
>>199159406Handwriting is doxxable this is the best you're going to get
>Handwriting is doxxabledude
nah he rightwouldnt post my handwriting either
Did you expect anything else from a person running autismOS
>>199159602>handwriting is doxxableJesus ChristOkay let's say I believe you. I never believed it was possible but congrats
i respect the autism
i dont understand how is it doxxable thoughexplain?
why are you trying to prove that your wife exists to a 4chan general at 10:30 on a Saturday instead of being out with her or porking herI wonder why that could be
Oink
>>199159751its his fiance CHUD, they can't have sex till marriage
>>199159493Datshi is similar to queso dip on paper but it's really quite different. The cheese used is more like a curd so the dish is more like chili peppers in butter with a few small chunks of curd. However, I and a number of chefs here use the imported indian cheese which sufficiently counteracts the watery texture of traditional datshi giving it a savory cheesy flavor and thick texture. It's more like a curry than a cheese dip.
>>199159512incorrect + I disagree
>>199159751hows your sexlife jin
have to go outside and its freezing kill me
I do not have the means of killing a man in Montevideo at the moment.
>urgay>freezinghuh
>>199160129It's summer?????
wrong hemisphere dude, they hab winter now
>>199160458WHAT??????
still refuse to believe it's that cold
>>199159512>georgian doxx info gathered over years is only used for whimsical games of chancethis is why jojuns are morally superior to other human beings>>199159913interesting, curds butter and chilis also sound good but every pic i saw seemed very melty, but it was listed as a soup or as accompanying rice when i was researching it>imported indian cheeselike a proper aged cheese or more like paneer(we call it queso blanco here)?also kewa datshi is similar but with potatos right?
it's 46 F dude you're fine
>>199160406this is INSANE
I wish it was 8 C here now :(((
>Feels like: 109 F>UV Index: 7 of 11
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>feels like
contemplating dinner
>>199160659>8 CLooks like a sad face lol
White people love the cold bc they're evil
High next week is ONLY 99°F/37°CDeep Southies seething
>>199160930https://files.catbox.moe/nxukzl.webmwhy thank you for noticing
plantman is a homosexual
>>199161370that means i can call you daddy for 2 reasons then
*snorts*
he be shiddin and shardin and fardinhe be shiddin and shardin and fardin
>>199159368That's pretty clever way to choose
>>199161401I am going to spray you with diesel
>>199160458Gosh. I wish it was winter here
>>199161591douse me daddy
If two posters get married this year, that'll be a Dixie record.
More than 0 would be a record so....
>>199140520san diego california is the real south
Gadsden flag spotted Along with "let's go Brandon" and "trump won" flags
Image uploads sideways every time even if I manually rotate it
>>199162581fake southerners are so cringe
>>199162931edomites pretending to be israelites are so cringe
>>199162317I was on Dixie when I got married and divorced, wasn't I? Pretty sure I count.
>>199163081im not an edomite im a levite liveing in the lamd of the benjamites lets take a second to laughe how you lost your states to former nigger slaves and carpet baggers fake southern l we real southerners mog you in every way
>>199163172I don't know about the marriage partFor sure the divorce part
>>199163172hello mommy
>>199163291Yeah I started posting in fall of 2018 and got married in 2019. I posted pumpkin pics of the jack-o-lantern I made, if I recall.
>>199163495What you been up to fren?
>>199163515WellI disagree
>>199163211are you ashkenazimbe honesti will make fun of youbut be honesthttps://youtu.be/CUapDCH7Hps
Hey where's albert
>>199163721alberta
>>199163738why isn't he at his computer
>>199163683i am ashkenazi yes
>>199163765he is smithing nails so he can build a shed so he can put more tools he finds at yard sales in it
>>199163649Well I don't. >>199163782That's quite a lot. Where is he mining the ore to make the nails?
>>199163774goodnesseuros descended from slavs and eastern european converts larping as a jew playing colonial fun times in the middle of the arabic worldmercy mercy mehow could things have gone so wrong
>>199163941northern alberta has iron deposits
>>199163958ged match says im half ukranian half labenese christian
>>199164102>eastern euro converti love being right
>>199164176you ignore the levantine input
>>199164253>levantine/eastern euro convertoy vey
>>199163995He really does the most to make his dreams come true. Can you rustle up an approximation of the hymnal he might be singing down in the mines?
>>199164557https://youtu.be/KgWm047RU7E
piss nigger shit
Thinkin' bout boobs
thinking about our Lord, Jesus Christ
>>199164698That was lovely. I imagine he sings it proudly in the mines. >>199165235I am too. Have you watched any episodes of The Chosen?
Thinking about the 3 bottles of wine I just drank (socially)
feel like shit just want to slap a jap
Bit of Ole timey humor. https://youtu.be/AYrYvNb5cl0?si=YfsCfwWVFADZEI0B>>199165531That's funny.
>>199160607>proper aged cheese or more like paneerIt's like shitty fake amerikkkan cheese made of sawdust but with more of a cheddar flavor. It tastes good. Paneer is not at all like queso blanco it's basically tofu with a slight cheese aftertaste .>kewa datshiBhutanese cooking is not very creative. It's mostly just variants of the same thing with one alternative ingredient. Kewa is potato, saag is spinach, shamu is mushroom (my old cat's name) shakaam is pork, etc. It's all just peppers with some side thing added.
It's too bad that Disney has become such a tumor because I think Walt is one of my favorite historical figures
>>199166418Yeah. I feel that too. I don't know much about Walt but I enjoyed the movies greatly growing up. Not sure exactly when the turning point was but it's not what it used to be.
>>199165458>Not sure exactly when the turning point waswhen he dieddecline took a while though, the last nails in the coffin were the Marvel/Star Wars/20th Century Fox acquisitions in the 2010s
>>199166570Uhhhhh yeah.. yeah I can see that.. ok I'll agree. Why do you think the decline was relatively slow? Getting the old guard out before they could trash the place?
Also at some point they just stopped making movies able compelling male heroes and all this emphasis on girls being "just as tough" as their male counterparts. I don't like that. It's like an advert for lesbianism.
>It's like an advert for lesbianism.how was this opinion formed?
>>199166862I'm being a little bit fascious in that, but there was a noticeable shift in the way women and girls have been and are portrayed in Disney movies. Compare Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, etc. with the Frozen franchise (which I think Elsa may or may not be a confirmed lesbian), Wish, Raya, Moana, Brave, and Encanto. That's quite a difference.
Baptists are all Satanists
Old grape juice and the pursuit of.
Does someone wanna make a new?
>>199168231>>199168231>>199168231NEW
>>199166275i see, thanks anondrop by /dixie/ any time
