you vs me editionthreads claimed by Eric today: 2
*mogs your dragon*
why are we still looking for jay slater when he killed someone with a sword
>>199141936
What if you're right-wing but also degenerate and don't care about all that trad shite
>>199141971it lush
>>199141971would love to see this cunt plunged in a vat of acid
>>199141965:)!
>>199141974you must have done something really bad
>>199141931me on the right
had my showersemi clean clothestidied my flat for about 1 minute now i'm back
Professor Emeritus School of Physics and Astrongy Peter Higgs of Great Britain holds a bottle of London Pride beer after being awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics at a press conference at the University of Edinburgh (2013)
cats and cat owners are disgusting
>"Female teacher, Age"wrong'uns
>>199141644good lad. how much do you have left to pay?i have student loans but im not paying them back since they're at 0% interest lol
>>199141959just because he brutally massacred somebody with a machete and then laughed about it in court like it was some sort of joke whilst managing to avoid prison doesn't mean that he doesn't have basic human rights any more ok rorke
>>199141905Only dregs with no skills of any kind work as prison officers. It's basic bitch job for talentless people that want a guaranteed payday on the government teet.
>>199142026I’m already voting reform, you don’t need to convince me any more.
>>199141967why do girls get the ick when you type "watch free movies online" instead of using netflix then
>>199142026unserious people with childish power fantasies
really cant be bothered to go in this date. gonna call it off. feel like shit.
>>199142009$44000!!! :DDD
>>199142026>is said to have posted either he has or he hasn’t
Gymtoil? Done.Clue? Gained.
Sudden urge to vote Reform
>>199142006my school had a nonce teacher but I wasn't in any of her classes so I had no chance
>>199142075I'm betting it was a fake account made by some leftypol gimpboomers don't know how to use twitter
>>199142068peak midwit
>>199142073lmao thats a lot. did you have fun at least?
I'll go and look for Jay Slater but only if I can hit him with a machete once I find him
>>199142064>when he doesn't have a plex media server
Might kms myself
always get a bad feeling seeing autistic lads at work get essentially exploited. They take work super serious and put in 100% effort all day every day and just get absolutely rinsed by their managers and employerswhat these industrious spackers don't understand is that their employer is quite happy to let them grind themselves into dust working hard without ever recognising their hard work in the form of a pay-rise or promotion. They just get more and more responsibilities dumped on them while they go more and more insane trying to do a 'good job' of it all. Seen it many times.
>>199142094Shame she’s got a council estate face, but aye I’d give it a go.
>>199142068you just know she's got body odour problems
I like to think that if I were lucky enough to get nonced by a hot teacher I'd have the sense to shut the fuck up about it
Literally never had a proper fit teacher, one or two that were alright but that was it
>>199142138I'm sure she'd encourage that too
>>199142068
>>199142111yeahI can pay it off in less than a year if I don’t buy more retarded shitalso hoping to get another big pay raise soon which will helpalready have a mortgage too so not too concerned just embarrassed about being soooo retarded
jesus
How will reform treat Lithuanian-Britons?
>>199142124>Might kiss my sister myself bit odd that
>>199142064thinking about that webm
>>199142108not sure hats a pic of Rory Stewart
>>199142133ktim except i asked for several pay rises and got them
>>199142147I had a fit art teacher that got done for noncing a student
>>199142124Kiss Marge Simpson? Homer will knock shit out of you.
>>199142152See fitter Pakis every day mate
>>199142133imagine if you could harness the power of autism for the greater good
>>199142162poles out pakis in and thats why I'm voting for themt. Voldemaras Smith
The scrandemic
why is the british establishment so scared of reform genuinely do not understand its not like theyd do anything radical or actually lower immigration
LCD Soundsystem were fucking banging last night btw, check it out if you like that sort of thing
Shit Shower ShaveOn the agenda
>>199142201mm buttocks
>>199142201fat white batty
>>199142215Really want to try that
>>199142216They don't want an upstart "unprofessional" party stealing seats from the Tories.
>>199142216to target votes there, making sure labour stays flaccid and useless
>>199142216>why are people in power scared of people who might take them out of power
>>199142201stupid slag
putting salt on my willy
>>199142216Anything even vaguely outside the globohomo neoliberal consensus is terrifying to them, see also Corbyn and Truss
>>199142217might have to catch up their setfontaines dc looked good. had to go with them over idles
What. A. G.
does /brit/ play football manager
>>199142216same, i also wonder why tories are so scared of labour?? i mean we're all british right
>>199142249and the reason for this bizarre behaviour?
>>199142273making it shrivel up like a slug
Licking salt off a willy
>>199142260The last youtuber to transition
>>199142274Angela Rayner bdsm sextoil
>>199142284white ppl are brazyyyy
>>199142274is that gordon brown
>>199142274The idea that Rayner will succeed Starmer is daft. It's pretty much a foregone conclusion that it will be David Lammy.Lammy will be our first black PM. The Labour cabinet will step aside for him solely because he's black, just like the Tories did for Rishi.
>>199142252in what way is truss not a neolib?
Eating gravel
>>199142156at least you are making progress haha. good luck x
>>199142274She's fucking awful
might have a fucking wank
>>199142274Gordon Brown looks competent compared to the Tories in retrospect.
>>199142268>>199142240its not like theyll win many seats either way
>>199142274why do they always have the untrustworthy nose
>>199142264dabble in fm23 from time to time, though the 2001/2002 version is free to play and can get through seasons real quickintrigued by the new improvements they're doing for the next one
>>199142315Starmer isn’t even going to put him in the cabinet what are you smoking
>>199142329Brown was a brilliant PM working under very difficult circumstances.
Festivals now are grotty horrible places, like looking at pigs packed into a pen when they show them. Fat sweaty mongoloids packed in with each other. Don't know how people do it (endless drugs and general NPC mongness to dull out the brain so it doesn't think too much about how grotty and shit it is)
>>199142316More of a libertarian really
Can someone explain how reform are polling better than the Conservatives but are predicted to get hardly any seats?
>>199142264yh
>>199142329Brown was basedMore so than Blair
hate having to eat lots of food to put on muscle just eating 3 meals a day makes me feel sick
angela rayner locking me in a very small tight metal cock cage and wearing the key around her neck and spitting in my mouth as she dangles it in front of me
>Brown was a brilliant PM
>>199142136stop, i can only get so erect
>>199142363because they'll finish in second place in lots of seats whereas the conservatives will finish in first place in many seatsalso they're not polling better than the conservatives
>>199142365peak 'tism
Ah yes, the fella who was chancellor during the massive financial crisis that we've never recovered from, good lad
>>199142365Based
id like you to wear a lizard costume and crawl all over me
>>199142340He's literally his Shadow Foreign Secretary you mong
>>199142353Yeah, we should be all cooped up in our smelly bedrooms with the curtains shut like you, eh?
>>199142274itd be rachael reeves, clearlyjohn prescott wasn't anywhere close to power, he was just labours party deputy, just like angie is
the wisest man ever lived on earth
>>199142365Don't you get, you know, fed up?
>>199142417saving lives innit
where did the trannymong come from and why does he post here? its like if you transplanted some random gimp off reddit posting about "trans people and their experiences" despite nobody respecting him or their "pronouns"by the posting style i'm tempted to say it's diego
>>199142371this but Penny Mordaunt
>>199142430of what
british niggas be liek this is mark picklebottom the dark lord of the shadow parliament
People call women nonce teachers fit but most of them are mid at best and actually quite grim when you see them. You only see them as fit because you're applying the context of the fantasy of them being a fit noncy teacher which makes them seem fitter than they are
remember when john prescott lamped that fella for throwing an egg at him
>>199142436>nooooo not differing opinions in my echochamber noooooooo
>>199142371this but lisa nandy and instead of spitting she forces me to drink milk from her lovely brown nips
only gone and ended up in china
>>199142446Putting thousands of hours into those games? Whatever floats your boat I suppose, more power to you and all that
>>199142462Remember when John Prescott admitted to have suffered from bulimia for years?
>>199142413Starmer isn’t putting him in the cabinet mongboy
>>199142427name (3) wise things by im'
might bash le tour on
>>199142459plus they're your mums age when you're in school
>>199142312No it's Thierry Henry
>>199142393https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-poll-lead-tories-farage-putin-b2568005.html
>>199142483I might move there, is it nice?
>>199142371>>199142441>>199142480Kill yourselves
>>199142215what's floating in that vinegar bottle?
>>199142417No go to an actual nice place where there's nature around, empty fields, fresh air, lovely food and people about, beautiful places to go to but mongoloids would rather be at the grotty festival shitting in the ground surrounded by other mongs' wee and piss and eating slop. More pig than human.
>>199142436hes very odd
>>199142456I'm certain australia also has dark lords of the shadow parliament so you've just outed yourself as an off-the-boat chinky mcgee there laddo
>>199142479theres dissent over literally everything in every thread you freak, i'm just asking where you popped up from since you seemingly just sprouted out of the ground one day
>>199142485i like looking at spreadsheets and when the numbers go up
>>199142503who'll win this year? pog giro/tour double?
Please support the British gay porn industryhttps://x.com/Jaybaesun
>>199142530You sound bitter and cripplingly autistic.
>>199142552mark is voting reform this year albeit
>>199142498He's already in the very top of the shadow cabinet, why wouldn't he be in the cabinet
THIS IS EXX EXX EXXEXXEXX EFF EMM
>>199142514the fact that a single poll was a "shock" should indicate to you that it's not indicative of overall polling
>>199142527hydrogen ions
>>199142538yea you got me im chinese great detective work
>Brown was a brilliant PM working under very difficult circumstances.
Listening to the Podcast of the Lotus Eaters
>>199142552just voted for labour right after seeing this webm
>A major search for missing British teenager Jay Slater fell flat as just six volunteers turned up to help Donate to the GoFundMe!
>>199142527its peanuts and coke
Shut up Spainnonce go eat your frozen slop your mum's made
>>199142539i've posted on /brit/ forever and a day
did the lads stay up for Dua Lipa / Charli XCX last night then?I went to bed early.
>>199142530this might shock you but i (and lots of people there) go to and enjoy both of those things
I've got my ticket.Have you?
>>199142581>>199142552Kill yourself vpn samefagging subhumam
>>199142557Festivals are shit though. Had to get a train the other day and saw many poor sods with giant back packs going to one. Sad.
>>199142044its true that literally anyone can land the job, but the "basic bitch" types only in it for the money never last more than a year
Polling should be banned in the month prior to an election
miss having a sense of wonder and curiosity of the world. im too far gone and cynical nowadays.
>>199142594diego was doing gay little dances to it on instagram live
bit bloody chillymight pop a jumper on
>>199142215would you like some tea with your milk mate
>>199142525why
>>199142601FOMYEG
>>199142582His ugly obese mother is refusing to even assist with the search She's just sat on her fat arse in the hotel
>>199142620you can still get it back
>>199142300
>>199142427https://youtube.com/watch?v=ylXecmF_Z3I
any gnu/linux man in?
>>199142609The mentalist thing is they're paying hundreds to be there, like they see that as a luxury event to spend money on. Some people deserve to be in the slave class
What the hell
>>199142600I'LL be there, YOU'LL be there, will EVERYONE ELSE?
Watching old videos of Tony Blair you realise how truly evil he wasIm a zoomer so i never appreciated this but he really is just a demonic figure
>>199142552marks not done a single day of labour in his life
>>199142566probably because he’s a thick nigger Starmer doesn’t want anything to do with
>>199142674someone stole my fucking idea for golfball flavour crisps
pepsi maxsugar
>>199142321Thanks man I appreciate it and that app will help
>>199142462Well, try that in a norf townSee how far ye mek it down t' road'round 'ere, we tek care of are ownYe cross that line, it won't tek longFor ye teh find out, I recommend you don'tTry that in a norf town
sucking a tayto crisp
>>199142600>paying to listen to a political party's propagandano thanks i'll be donating to my preferred Mastodon instance instead
>>199142716based two jags
Nobody can stop you from spitting on your hand and touching door/gate handles with it
Women's bums
Can’t think of anything Gordon Brown did right Destroyed private pensionsLoaded up the country with debtPFI scandal Sold the gold at rock bottom prices
>>199142643how lad. i remember going for dog walks of a night as a teenager and just looking out at the pitch-dark fields and feeling something deep within me; the beauty and unknown of it. i do not get that feeling anymore, from anything.
>>199142426Not really the same thoughRayner is very popular in the party and Starmer even sends her to fill in for him at debatesOnly a few years ago there were claims that she was on the verge of launching a leadership challenge against him after some disastrous local electionsPrescott was never like that
>>199142694Toby
>>199142732average public doorhandle is already rife with germs without my spit added
>>199142734he won an election
>>199142665glasto is a rip off but there are lots of festivals that you can get tickets for under a hundred quid
>>199142734you sound like a bigoted old woman
>>199142600>Birminghamnah
>>199142747But then someone elses hand will be covered in my mucusy spit
>>199142751ouchgot that paki dwarf on the ropes there
>>199142685>Starmer doesn’t want anything to do withclearly does though otherwise he wouldn't be in the fucking shadow cabinet
festivals are less about the music now and more just the general vibe and atmosphereyou can still have a great time in glasto even if you're nonplussed about the lineup
>>199142751no he didnt
Ejaculate on post boxes until it makes the news
>>199142730two jabs more like haha
Women's pert rear ends
>>199142787I jest, blair stepped down
got all anxious about my massive debtfucking hell
feel like SHIT
>>199142824get anxious about my student debt all the timegot like 40k I need to pay off
>>199142329Remember watching the series of interviews that Paxman did with Brown, Cameron and Clegg before the 2010 election. Cameron and Clegg utterly floundered as soon as Paxo applied even the slightest pressure, couldn't come up with concrete policy details, awkwardly laughed their way out of tough questions etc. while Brown just sailed through with utter confidence and command. Results of that election were an utter travesty, so many div students being swayed by Clegg, an embarrassment.
Can someone explain the appeal of OnlyFans when I can just Google "big boobers"?
>>199142794>more just the general vibe and atmosphereCopeIt's just conformity. That's the biggest so-called pleasure people take in it nowadays. "everyone else is doing it so I must do it too"
>>199142837I haven't watched telly or the news in a very long time, but is that farage on I'm a celebrity get me out of here?
>>199142824it's just 1s and 0s laddon't sweat it
>>199142840what’s the interest like on that mine is 13%
>>199142732british don't have this amazing item?
Come up with a brilliant gimmick. Might put it into action soon
my thoughts become so much more meaningful and complex when i quit this website for a few days
>>199142847Really not surprised Clegg went on to work for Zuck
>>199142523the yellows will complain about politics but i couldn't give a shit, it's mint here
>>199142820Rorke writing an angry X post about this
>>199142840You don't need to pay it back
>>199142840>>199142873grim
Its weird all the shit i somehow remember from the 2010 election despite only being 8I dont even remember Brexit that well
>>199142792you are stupid af
Nick Clegg would've been a top tier PM.
>>199142848exclusive stuffI'll say that again, there's things you can pay for that you can't get anywhere else. All the big boobers you've seen and yet you've never seen [random bint]'s big boobers
>>199142848An OnlyFans gives the feeling of a closer personal link and people like to have that attachment It's soft-of a development of the GFE (girlfriend experience) I do not sub to any myself btw just I understand why they would do it. But I wouldn't
So let's get this straight. He was an actor who signed up to destroy his career in politics or even acting, willingly. Makes sense.
>>199142852What a shame. He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
>>199142852now reform's hopes have gone up in smoke now that farage has went full tin foil accusing channel 4 and the bbc of setting him upreform down 4 pp, not overtaking the tories like they predictedit's over
need a peng east asian gf from the bay areaa bay area bae, if you will
>>199142879is that secretly a jujitsu weapon or something but it pretend to be a hook for opening doors for legal purposes?like those mini "vases" in america that are obviously crack pipes
lib dems are shy tories
>>199142941He is and was unironically a career actor Easily proven How does that factor in to your smarmy little brain?
>>199142898yes you do retarddo you think the government just hands you free money?
look at herhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719664331598987.webmwho are you looking forward to seeing at glasto this year /brit/?
ladsdo you lie about your height IRL?I've seen people exact same height as me claiming two inches taller.Wondering if I need to start embellishing like they do.
>>199142949Youre talking bollocks
my shoulders are so thin im a RUNT
>>199142972cronem regular
Getting more left wing as I age
>>199142971No you don't
>>199142972
there's yer scran
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Really fucking irritating how Wikipedia seems to cover up when a person is trans to the point you have to scroll all the way to the personal life section just to find out, otherwise the article just acts like "yeah this person always had this name and they were born like this"
>>199142974look forward to catching up on the kneecap set to make rorke seethe
>>199142980don't think i've been asked my height in about 10 years mate
*clicks sticks together*ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Is it gay to be attracted to this?
>>199142967Who will never work again, even if he was pretending because that would require him to admit that he was acting. Why the hell would he agree to that?
>>199143015Tell them, not us Stop being a coward
my gerd is acting up again
>>199143010coris that a slice of sausage under the chips as well?
>>199143025Yep
>>199143010corr scran
You only start taking flak when you near the target
How do I clean a mirror
>>199142974cute girlderanged political views
>>199143010the lesser spotted belgian sloppa
>>199142972what kind of hotel room has a lino floor
>>199143025if they're presenting as a woman and you're attracted to their femininity then i don't see why it would be gay
>>199143027Yes the actor who made Reform UK look silly will never ever get work again You're so fucking thick lmfao
>>199142974I hear she likes it up the bum
we habbeeen en serious probleem
>>199143010elton john's not well
>>199143047what's her political views? i follow her on twitter and i've never seen her do much politics
>>199143051sex hotel
>>199142985look at the pollsthey've utterly blown itfarage should have known better not to take the media's bait, or to openly say he's going to abolish the licence fee
lasagne for tea
>>199143029FOSYEG>>199143058Left wing rats always get work. Sucking dick and taking willys up the bum
watching some black qweens at glasto x
haha based barca
Thicker.Bigger.Stronger.Push. Pull.
>>199143041same way you'd clean a plate, but don't bother with a fresh sponge/clothjust use an old one
>>199142958no it's just we japanese don't really want to touch things that touched by many unknown people so some of our people use that thing to grab the door hook
>>199143058Spaincunt, do you honestly think people will let them get away with that.
Chewing gum for tea x
>>199143095Alri Garfield
very few things make me cringe quite as viscerally as people putting kisses on their 4chan postsjust utterly embarrassing behaviour
>>199143158vgh...
>>199143161tell me more
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
>>199143068loves it up the bufty the daft tart
mad how it keeps happening
>>199143118The arsenal/spurs of spain?
if you have a beard you should kill yourself
>>199143161don't care still going to continue doing it x
>>199143138Anon looking in his mirror and seeing that dead swirlyfaced nonce from Thailand staring back at him
>>199143091>believing the pollsthis country is so fucked, and it's because over half of the people are retardedly gullible
>>199143185
>>199143192let's hear 'em then
>>199143199Clean shaven.Always.
>>199143199hmmm*strokes my beard contemplatively*no i don't think i will
>>199143192are there any candidates left at this point
>CLAPA quietly removes Carol Vorderman from website patron page
>>199143147Shut the fuck up and hang yourself you mong You seriously said that someone who made Reform look bad will never work again Acting is a right-wing establishment in your dimwit mind
>>199143118if they really wanted to be inclusive they would simply add ultraviolet and infrared to the alreadye xisting rainbow flag
>>199143233disgusting fellow
>>199143199Don’t really have a choice. Can still see the follicles on my face even when I shave and would have to get laser if I wanted a baby face
>>199143229>Mr Oakenfull posted derogatory comments about the IQ of sub-Saharan Africans on social media last year. He previously told the BBC the remarks had been taken out of context.>Robert Lomas reportedly said black people should "get off [their] lazy arses" and stop acting "like savages". The comments were reported by the Times on 8 June, with Reform at the time claiming they were "out of context part quotations" and it needed more time to respond.>Leslie Lilley reportedly described people arriving on small boats as "scum" in a social media post, adding: "I hope your family get robbed, beaten or attacked."
Freaks
>>199143259or scrap it all and put "no straights allowed" insteadthat would make it timeless
>>199143146in the west we don't really care about stuff like thatanyone who did would probably wear gloves or use a handkerchief, but it would be rare
>First POC PM >expected to get the worst tory vote share of all timenot a good look is it lads
just allow monks and nuns to have children together. it's as simple as that.
>>199143221the only honest party is labour because they spent the last 12 months steadily promising to keep most tory policies
>>199143297>>199143297>>199143297
>>199143286Uh, Disraeli?
>>199143250are you saying he'll be able to find work as an actor because lefties will appreciate that he scuttled reform by saying "migrants should be slaughtered?"that comment won't be a problem for him?
