it was real, all of it edition
>>199143192>reform candidate says something racist>tory gets exposed for gambling scandal>keir starmer does a 180 on another policy issue>ed davey's got a disabled sonrinse and repeat ad infinitum for the last 6 weeks
oh thank goodness i thought the evil bitch was still alive and yes i want you to greentext me for thisand yes for that too
>>199143311Jews are white you fucking prick
don't know what to do
>>199143250Like I said you fat cunt, that would require him to come clean and admit he was hired as an actor. Do you honestly think that would look good to Channel 4.
>>199143346britta was better
>>199143342ponder the aroma
doing a propaganda of the deed
listening to creedence and eating galaxy minstrels
This type of gf but slightly uglier so shes no insanely out of my league please
>>199143373If a girl told me she was a gamer my kneejerk reaction would be revulsion
>>199143407hello me 8 years ago
>rorkes lined up to elect BORIS, the man who boasts about having a muslim great-granddad, openly talks about how great diversity is, never actually cared about brexit and used it as a vehicle for his career, and ended up putting forward a deal that was practically identical to May's, and elected him in a LANDSLIDE to get brexit DONE and STOP THE BOATShowlingyou deserve what you get
how is someone called jim sterling born in 1984 lmaosounds like he should be a manager for Blackburn in the late 70s
>>199143444too big
>>199143442short for james
>>199143422because labour were the alternativeobviously
>>199143408the wings on her eye shadow shadow do a lot of the work btw
>>199143442it's Stephanie Sterling now, chud
>>199143444how is that appropriate?
Don't careStill voting Reform
>>199143408this fit the bill?
>>199143444spoiler that hog
>>199143442MAKE JAMES JIM AGAIN
might shill are nige for some pence
>>199143487that's a bloke
>>199143408sexo
>>199143504There are people called Jim stillMainly scots but still
>>199143497where's his cock
>>199143516your mum's a bloke
>>199143547southgate is 5'10
>Authorities had hoped the operation would be a “massive search” but less than 12 members of the public had arrived at the meeting point before it began.
>>199143547
LGBT = PAEDO
Rorke on the tube
>>199143551what was the point in picking the lamp up
*plays that funky music*
getting blacked soon
>>199143571he's 6'0, at worst a hair underHarry is 6'2 Rishi is 5'6 (claims 5'7-5'8)
just did a highly satisfactory poo, feeling all emptied out now
>need to go out>Start nervously shitting piles of brown mushBrains irreparably fucked lads
>>199143547'arry is a tory?
LGBTQIA+ = PÆĐŒ
On the exercise bike
>>199143678good ladneed to get back on mine myself. broke my routine when i went on holiday and never got it back.really helped me mentally just churning out a 90min ride everyday on the bike.
>On the exercise bike
>>199143328Explain how she was evil
>>199143678kind of a weird name when you think about itan exercise bike would implying that you get no exercise when riding a regular bike
>>199143662mental when he was a big fat ugly bloke he was a tory but as soon as he became a beautiful women he became a green party councillorgives you pause for thought rorke?
P A E D O
I should start a kidney bean farm
Don't be a commie chud, vote Sunak.
>>199143658You have IBS. Go to a doctor. It is very treatable
>>199143750er mate his willy is out that's not allowed
>>199143750unironically a nicer cock than mine
what you gonna buy for this steam summer sale lads
>>199143455it's funny because the reverence we have for artefacts and archaeology wouldn't exist in the first place without the british museum
>>199143604only place i ever felt comfortable doing this was NYC because i was never far from the hotel room and there's a blanket of heat that envelopes youa good sign of wealth is how little you need to carry because money is the placeholder for everything so if you have enough money you effectively already have everything
american bitch took a shit on my dick last night baka.
>>199143770Already bought some bitsLike 7 games for £36
>>199143752I have anxiety. It just manifests itself through IBS. I have no gut issues if I'm just chilling at home all day.
>>199143770nowt because steam won't work properly on windows 7 any morebit sad really but i refuse to upgrade my os
FUCKING JAPANESE RATS SEND THEM ALL BACK
>>199143807troglodyte
>>199143807This lad posting on a pentium 4
>>199143807>win7hackers gonna enjoy exploiting the security holes lad
Received the government bonus on my Lifetime ISA de lodsIt lovely
Think I might have just given myself quite severe food poisoning
>>199143750wtf her left leg looks weird
I feel bad for not enjoying Baldur's Gate 3It seems like a really soulful person would enjoy that kind of game
>>199143807>windows 7my man is still keeping his tamagotchi alive and shit lmaooo
>>199143833i knowi don't use it for banking or shopping any more
>>199143807Never understood the obsession with Windows 7. Seems like a classic sign of a midwife if you ask me
Mad how John lennon x yoko ono's wmaf relationship was mocked relentlessly and seen as degenerate and unnatural by normies only a few decades ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zScfIqQkjUk
Even if you're not bothered about security flaws and bag fixes, using a 15 year old OS is just retardedLike think of all the new features you're missing out onEven things like modern window management are missing from win7
have £800 to last me until the 27th July
>>199143877they were rightthe white men who date asian women are losers
>>199143877>degenerate and unnaturallike all interracial relationships
>>199143871a midwife?do you mean a housewife?a midwife delivers babies
>>199143877she was very ugly tbf
>>199143880Cringe ass shiesty millennial halo music brah
>>199143770going to get some autism sim dlc i think
How come the average person in this country is a 35-45 year old midwit who votes labour or libdemIs Britain just destined to have this cattle poulation forever
>>199143849it's a miracle I've never done this considering I don't practice food hygiene whatsoever, don't wash the food or my hands before preparation and regularly consume stuff past it's use by date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi34XVuaEd8
>>199143877mad how john and paul used to wank together and its not really brought up
>>199143932Yeah they should stick it to the man by voting conservative
>>199143871>midwifea midwit would be able to turn off auto-correct at least
Thinking about going pro as a clown
he had to get a gook
beans on toast, so basic yet so fillingpop cheese on top and you need nothing more
>>199143971you're joining the tories?hey-ooo
>>199143967???
Evolution has just passed you by.
>>199143996pffttaaaaa ahahahhahahahaahahahaahahaaaaaa
Guys how do I get Elden ring to run on windows Vista
I would be voting tory to spite labour inbreds but sadly tory is indefendable so might aswell vote Reform
>>199144017delete system32
Three (3) poached eggs for lunch
>>199143991the cheese goes under the beans so it melts betterbeans on cheese on toast i call itit's a great combo though
>>199143959Good post
>>199144038anything else?
>>199144038You're telling me a hunter poached these eggs?
human biological development is stagnant. in the natural state, selection pressures help humanity to become more and more optimised. in the modern world, selection pressures are battled against, so we won't be pushed to be more optimised, even though the world around us has changed so much in the modern era.
do you lads have any tips on how to avoid panic attacks when going out in public?
bizarre how asymmetrical my body isnostrils are different shapes, eyes are slightly different heights, beard and even pubes grows completely unevenly left to right. proper genetic freak i am
>>199144038No chick fil a sauce?
going to begin drinking shortly
>>199144085Clearly not as stagnant as your fucking posts
a middling wit
>>199143444Whomst
just squatted some weights
>>199143604clearly has his wallet on him
>>199144093yeah i've got a couple of tipsbreathing like pic relatedand a visualisation exercise combined with an anchoring technique that i'll write up for you if you want
>>199144093just keep forcing yourself into uncomfortable situations until you get used to it
>>199144085actually we're now just selecting for height, facial attractiveness and low level sociopathy (for financially succeeding in the modern world)mongs that might have died before are surviving but they certainly arent reproducing at a high rate
>>199144093Called getting a grip and stop being a hysterical mong
>>199143776>a good sign of wealth is how little you need to carry because money is the placeholder for everything so if you have enough money you effectively already have everythingNot really
>>199144150those aren't good traits
>>199144096does your right ball sit higher than your left ball too?
>>199144093accept that you arent cut out for life and end it
>>199144093>>199144137actual babies who start crying and hyperventilating when they have bad thoughts in public
>>199144148been thinking of doing this going out a few times a week and forcing myself to talk to at least 1 stranger
>>199144150and the internet isn't real life, go outside and look at couples.
>>199144174They're obviously not your traits
>>199144159This is not very helpful and is bordering on nastiness. You should apologise to that lad.
>>199144183Name
>>199144183Andy serkis transitioned??
>>199144183bizarre power outlets
>>199144218Callum
>>199144174says who? they're traits that tend towards success in the world, what other definition do you need?
>>199144221just standard european
>>199144093not going outside. public wants to kill me, i know it. they're plotting schemes behind my back. not today, mister.
https://youtu.be/JTEAgtNGNns?si=RhqfaiAvGAkiJTqACaptcha : PYATD
>>199144150Violence is being bred outSociopathy is caused by traumaNo such thing as a low level sociopath you probably mean a narcissistSociopaths are like autists they have little to no emotional empathy and prefer their own company. They would never pair well with a woman
>>199144183next time at least cover up the face so I can somewhat convince myself this is a woman x
>>199144237australian outlets mog them im afraid
>>199144263Maybe if you cover up your face you can convince people you're a person
>>199144265british ones toocontinentals have not style
>>199144235>what other definition do you need?Not unreasonable to make judgments about the long-term suitability of human developmentLatger bodies require more energy, for example, so if food ever became scarce (as seems quite possible for a number of reasons) then being tall would be a bad thingAs would low-level sociopathy in a case of infinite growth being unrealistic (which it is)
>mumberg calls and asks me to text her if i want anything from the supermarket>send her a message >doesnt even bother to read it, comes home with a bunch of random shit and says every basic item i asked for was out of stocksick of this, always makes empty promises to sound nice but never wants to follow through. fuck off you silly cow
>>199144235humans shouldn't be just like any other animal just going for any old trait, they need improved mental capabilities and traits that support that, not some peacocking traits like lowly creatures.
>>199144259>Violence is being bred outNo it isn't.
>>199144259fine i probably meant a low level psycopath then you pedantnot lowered empathy enough to be a proper violent lunatic but just enough to not allow emotions to cloud decision making
>>199144300is she fit
>>199144185i've crashed more parties, solo, than you've had hot dinners sonplayed on stage, busking, the lot
just had to look up how to wire a plug cause i couldnt even remember the colours. i am a failure i wonder how ive made it this far
never heard of SZAglastonbury looks awfulslop for the braindead masses
>>199144341>never heard of SZAhow?
>>199144334screaming
>>199144334Bizarre
>>199144334kek
>>199144334Is this another "subhuman mark" clip?
>>199143732troonpilled globohomo clownworld
>>199144339how many plugs is a man really expected to wire in his time?no shame in looking it up
>>199144341yo it's wu tang clan we got rza and dza baby
>>199143732he's going to convert them all to cis
>>199143877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7IRCgV9QLo
>>199144325You're still not understanding what a psychopath or sociopath is and how rare it is
I’m a good person.My parents raised me right.
might start cooking sooni'll prep pud first and leave it to the side before cooking it
becoming somewhat of an angry video gamer
One of the most cringe, out of touch and middle class things I’ve seen atGlastonbury. Crowdsurfing a lifeboat representing illegal migrants. Being open borders at a music festival which has a gigantic fence & very high security. So edgy.
>>199144385Yes trust the plan cath copers
PRIMM'S HOOD CINEMA
>>199144402very nice
hungry
>>199144396sociopathy is very common
haha what a prat
>>199143297Two questions britbros:Realistically, who's gonna win the election? Who will be new PM?What will be the biggest change after that party wins (and a new prime minister is elected)?
>we are looking for a motivated individualdamn
>>199144431No it isn'tNarcissism is
>>199144437its actually over
>>199144437Based Farage
>>199144448you dont know a damn thing
>>199142974VGH... CHVRCHES...
>>199144413great channel. nick johnson who travels around murican cities great too.
>>199144396fucking hell are you really going to be that autistic about itfine, an individual on the mild end of the anti-social personality disorder spectrumand they're not rare, moderate to severe cases fill up every prison on earth
why do some people have really dark rings around their iris? it's really attractive.
dunno why everyone cries about the license feeloads of countries have a state tv company and they all pay for it with their normal wage tax, ours is the only one that's slightly optional
>>199144445Starmermore wogs
>>199144445Sir Keir Starmer will be PM and the only question is whether he gets a majority or a super-majority
>>199144150 the highest birthrates are from low iq short ugly inbred brown 3rd worlders
>>199144445>Labour>Sir Kier Starmer>nothing but more despair
>>199144400Why are you here then, Mr Good Person?
>>199144437wish i had a dishonest QT ( read: cutie ) audience
>>199144445>Realistically, who's gonna win the election? Who will be new PM?very obviously labour will win and starmer will be the PM>What will be the biggest change after that party wins (and a new prime minister is elected)?there won't be any huge changes because fundamentally neolibs are still neolibs and believe in changing nothing other than who's steering the ship
bad mums and even badder daughters
>>199144437good for himi thought trump would be fucked when he picked a fight with the fake news media, but people see through a lot of the bullshit nowadays, and populism is clearly on the rise
>>199144482why did you reply to me 3 times? fuck off
>>199144437one can dreamthe zombies will fight to the death to keep the BBC, it's the only voice they trust, and that's exactly why it needs to go
>>199144481a "super-majority" isn't a thing
imagine being scared of kuenssberg
>>199144494went woke
>>199144518What do you call having a 300-400 seat majority
It'll be hard to make this country worse, but Labour will certainly try
you'd have to be some sort of twat to vote labour over reform
>>199144513I didn't, schizo
>>199144474Lots of people in prison have emotional empathy therefore not making them ASPD
>>199144500you mean yours?
>>199144529imagine walking into the same trap twice
Hes here right now posting with us
>>199144538a majoritya super majority has an actual definition in america that means somethingit means nothing in britainall majorities where you control the whip are super majorities here
>>199144445>Realistically, who's gonna win the election? Who will be new PM?Most likely Sir Keir Starmer, pic related, the centre-left guy (equivalent to your Olaf Scholz)>What will be the biggest change after that party wins (and a new prime minister is elected)?I think they would try to implement some of their headline policies soon after the election, ones that will grab attention, even if they don't make a huge difference. E.g. hiring a few thousand extra teachers for schools. Negotiating a settlement with junior doctors who are on strike. One of the big arguments at this election is that British public services (hospitals, schools, etc) are in a bad state.
>>199144540There are no Labour-Reform marginals
>>199144550
>>199144475wtf i have these. shame about my poo eye colour though
The Financial Times editorial board, the beating heart of britain, think geriatric Joe should step down. a grim day for america
when I die I will most likely be reincarnated as a drain fly
>>199144562amer lying about his age i see
>>199144549dont really know where this gimmick of calling everyone a narcissist has come from
>>199144550pop the VPN off mate, nobody believes for a second you're japanese
>>199142980When does height actually come up irl?
>>199144567ok retard
>>199144608nobody believes for a second you're british
>>199144562if farage wants to stop pakis from coming over here (he doesnt, just a hypothetical), should just show the entire country this post
wanking to asmr after doing a cheeky cry
>>199144615t. doesn't understand how parliament works and gets his understanding of politics exclusively from american youtubers
>>199144605Easily identifiable
sick of old bastard milling about doing fuck all useful and bleeding the working man dry for rentmight stand for election on a campaign for TPD (total pensioner death)
>>199144623what made you cry
alright how many of you are non-british polishmen or pakistanimen
>>199144571>equivalent to your Olaf ScholzGrimWhat happened to Corbyn? Is he shilling for Russia nowadays? All I know about Keira starmer is that he couped corbyn somehow
>>1991446121. when you are herding large farm animals2. when you are a peacocking creature playing a social game
remember as recently as 1 week ago when if you pointed out that Joe Biden clearly had dementia you were obviously a bigoted Donald Blimp supporter who needed to have his comment(s) deleted, his account banned and his thread(s) locked?straight down the memory hole
>>199144653starmer kicked corbyn out of the party and corbyn is now standing as an independent with principles
you're supposed to be my friends
>>199144576so hot with lighter coloured eyes. the contrast really makes the colour pop.
>>199144651>pakistanimenyou are, for one
>>199144663my dad was adamant trump was senile, not bidennow he's saying biden must step aside
>>199144663dont post on reddit me
>>199144562bet you've already spaffed to this haha x
was going to make a post about how much i love cooling towers and while i was looking for a picture i saw this monstrosityim absolutely livid, lads. what the fuck have they done
>>199144683.....yh
>>199144518It's still "a thing" though isn't itIt just means 2/3rds control
5 (five) new barbers have opened up shops on the high street of my small town, what's this all about then?
>>199144690they're both ancient retarded blokes
>>199144445labour will win, kier starmer will be PM. main changes will be better funded public institutions but the differences won't really show up (e.g. less potholes, police responding to burglaries, lower NHS waiting times) until 4 or 5 years have passedand by then it'll be a new election and the tories will argue that labour have done nothing and there's lots of new public spending for them to cut.
>>199144690>>199144663because they get all their opinions from media that tells them what to think
>>199144622Nonce
>>199144715Completely organic, nothing to do with money laundering
>>199144715everyone needs haircuts lad. Your highstreet NEEDS 7+ 'Turkish' (Algerian) barbers.stop noticing things
>>199144715neighbourhoods being encriched by some of the 1.2 million hardworking wogs brought in last year by our wog prime minister
>>199144690>well my dad says...Grow up.
>>199144706there has to be a better way to design these things that makes them more beautiful like churches if they are going to be there for a really long time.
>>199144715means drugs are gonna become a lot easier to score in your town lad
>>199144715smelly brown sex traffickers and/or drug dealers putting their money through the books so they can 'legitimately' buy brand new audis and bmws to pick school girls up in
Sometimes I sleep with my eyes open
>>199144714but it doesn't mean anythinghave 2/3rds of the seats is functionally no different to have 3/5ths of the seatsas long as you're a strong enough government to be able to push your MP's votes the way you want them then all majorities are super majorities it just doesn't mean anything in the context of british politics
Voting TrumpVoting Farage
a women is actually actively messaging me on tinder? and not replying with a one-sentence message every 7 hours? amazing.
>>199144715>>199144744and they stay open until 9pm so definitely lots of haircuts being had and lots of money going into the tills
>>199144766they should look like the big clothes iron in FLCL
>>199144772>but it doesn't mean anythingYeah it does, it means 2/3rds majority, not sure what you're struggling with
>>199144726public institutions will need better funding once they're catering to another 4 million illegal migrants
Even my shorter, uglier, poorer and weirder mate bagged himself a bird. And she’s not even that bad looking.What’s a nigga got to do these days man
i love anime steam so much lads
>>199144791but having 2/3rds of the seats means what? nothingit's an arbitrary number
stop wondering why your brown barber wears Balenciaga and drives a 24 plate BMW X5
got no mates me
humans aren't even a perfect creation
>>199144663didn’t have this experience cause i’m not a yankified politics mong
>>199144715I noticed them too, and the people who park their cars, go in and come out within 3 minutes
>>199144836omg sameeeeebut i go on dates, and then wonder why women are put off by me
tell it to me straight, all memes aside, can this country be saved or are we too far gone now?
>>199144825>visibly bruised kneeswhat did the steam troons mean by this
>>199144829>but having 2/3rds of the seats means what?Means you've got a ton of seats mate>arbitrary numberSo?
>>199144807maybe he has a kind heart xx
>>199144831all the things in your post should be banned
wish I had a cool hobby. only things I like doing are gaming, reading, working out and watching films. feel like such a boring freak
mental how get a wog prime minister and suddenly he brings in millions of his wog mates makes you realise that all this yapping about wogs integrating and becoming British is a load of bollocksthe only Brits are those with British blood
>>199144851thank our horse riding, milk drinking, conqueror ancestors
>>199144868More than me
>>199144860>>199144860it's just a retarded thing to sayeven gove was saying how retarded it was and it means nothing
well said Dua
>>1991448612 nothing countries
new>>199144898>>199144898>>199144898
>>199144861we only ruled korea for 36 yearsand how long englishmen been ruling ireland again?
>>199144869I hate to say it but the jews have the right ideayou're only british if yer ma is british
>>199144868same. dont feel like 'consuming' things is much of a hobby, anyway.i could see myself getting into table tennis, badminton, and/or bouldering.
gonna get some beers and watch switzerland v italy
>>199144793they will yes
>>199144726>>199144571>>199144496>>199144484Thanks for the answers anons. What about rejoining the EU? Is that on the table with labour in power?
>>199144868get a motorbike ladthen you can spend a couple of hours every weekend flying round bends and possibly wrapping yourself round a tree
>>199144851Are Sardinians really that lactose intolerant?? Thought they loved their maggot cheese
>>199144900If only more immigrants were like her and actually integrated into the culture then (and also be fit women)
>>199144909about 800 years haha
>>199144910your wife's son isn't british
>>199144869It's never mentioned alongside the "tens of thousands" pledge but Cameron said they'd integrate the wogs that were already here. 14 years later and the argument is that British culture and people never existed in the first place.
>>199144965cool it with the anti-semitism
Girls with big brown areolas should be getting milked by white men
want bacon eggs and bean but ive got no clean plates to eat off
Might move to Turkiye
judeans are an extinct group
>>199144932i doubt it, the EU isn't popular enough to justify all the concessions we'd have to make to rejoin. it'll take 10-15 years of "improving relations" to even think about rejoining
>>199144653>What happened to Corbyn?He was kicked out of the Labour party (equivalent to your SPD) because they thought he wasn't strict enough on condemning antisemitism when he was the leader. If I remember right, there was an argument over whether Labour was doing enough to distance itself from antisemitic supporters of Palestine. Corbyn said that he thought the whole issue was being exaggerated just to criticise his leadership. I don't think Corbyn really is antisemitic, but he was perceived as not being critical enough of antisemitic supporters of Palestine.As the other Brit said, Corbyn is now standing for parliament as an independent. He may win but he might lose his seat to the new Labour candidate.>Is he shilling for Russia nowadays?I don't think he's a shill for Russia but he has a long history of supporting pacifism and being sceptical of NATO. So if he was the prime minister he might call for negotiations with Russia or something. I dunno.
>>199145029I think you've eaten quite enough