Perfection edition.
first
about to go to retailtoil on a Saturday so that normies can get their weekend goyslop. thank a wagie today, without us society would crumble. we are braver than any ukrainian.
>>199147034>Fucking stupid facial piercings>PerfectionPick one retard
>>199147034is she indian
fourth
simply cannot wait lads
NEW MRP @SurvationLabour on course to win 470 seatsBecome the largest party in ScotlandLAB 470CON 85LD 56SNP 12RFM 4PC 3GRN 2
>>199147074roma gypsy
Did you know if you listen to enough tool it’ll cure cancer
molly in my aquafinabitch I look like wiz khalifa
>>199147051I reckon birds could give good head like, no teeth or anything ,just open wide and slap it in there
>>199147074American Indian yes
Hun neighbours arguing again Dirty protestants
LIVERPOOL
>>199147100got them on right now what are the odds
leftypol posting in the old thread
>>199147095I am very sceptical of these polls. I still think Labour will win but I don't think it will be that big of a win. I think the Tories will get at least 100 seats.
>>199147133in Scotland it says
>>199147130screaming, he really is
Sorry but she’s not Asian (Chinky) or Asian (Poojeeta) so she’s not perfect
bout to eat an entire pack of mcivities lads
>>199147145based retard
UK athletics champs are on
Watched a few videos of Chinese women using public toilets, they probably were filmed without their knowledge but anyway, I'm sickened over how they do big liquid diarrhoea shits and then they wipe once and that's it. And with their dirty poo hand they pull up their skirts and use the door handles to exit the stalls. No wonder everyone wears masks over there, cos people are surrounded by poo germs
jew cunt sainos just substituted loads of things in my order
>>199147175it's not real mateyou've been hoodwinked
>Watched a few videos of Chinese women using public toilets
Paddies on a mad one
> you've been hoodwinked
>>199147175only wash my hands after doing a poo if i get poo on them during clean up desubit of exposure to germs stops you being a soft cunt prone to infection
lifting sesh, shower, then pop to the chinkyclassic saturday evening
only a few more days without wnaking and I'll unlock the eye contact ability
fastest briton of 2024 so far is a hapa lad
sick of the bint next door getting stuff delivered
>>199147223kahteemnever get sick me
>>199147223this is why i wash my hands after putting the shopping awayfoul beast
>>199147069i will not thank you today, wagie. I am too busy studying the arts and developing my mind with all the free time at my disposal, all of it being funded by money that slaves such as yourself earn but never see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K17_jJ0HA9w
our hughour carla
Just spent an hour looking at flags
Rorke BOILING over the Idles set at Glasto last night
>>199147292she's not pretty the egotistical munter
>>199147034I want to bite her face off
>>199147305
>>199147125here's an asian king for youhttps://is2.4chan.org/int/1719666180117027.webmhttps://is2.4chan.org/int/1719666180117027.webmhttps://is2.4chan.org/int/1719666180117027.webm
bored out my nutstill 2 hours till the footy
some proper shit bands and whos at glastonbury
>>199147305>>199147338must say I used to love watching river cottage
>>199147317finally joined us, leftypol... late as usual
>>199147350cook some lovely food why don't you
>>199147034First based bong to ever grace this board
What's your best joke Brit?
off for a pint
>>199147375probably make some egg n 'penos in a bit
sitting with my legs spread in loose shorts lightly brushing my freshly showered bollocks
if someone replies "my life" they're a boring faggot
>>199147364indian rapelad.png
>>199147353thanks to glastonbury i found out that dua lipa is actually white
>>199147404Yeah so uh I hahaha yeah I mean there was once a blind man, right? And he uh
>>199147034
>sar please vote tory sar
Feel a bit shit, wonder if it has anything to do with all the cans and whiskies I had last night, probably a coincidence though
>>199147434Why all girls with massive tits have such ugly faces? I'm yet to see a woman with massive tits like this and also looks pretty
thoughts
>>199147427your supposed to be cleaning
>>199147478bewildering claim
>teehee i'm a nazi btwsort your life out
>>199147427My life. However I have freshly applied itching cream instead. I rub the itch cream onto my baaalllllsssss, it's the only thing that slowly stops the iiiitch
i've yet to see any Instagram-friendly post trains in /brit/ today. i really want to show my friends and family just how good /brit/ can be
>>199147466Rorke's drip
forgot to change out of me skirt when i went to do the bins
>>199147407in what?...
>>199147482upper left is out of picture
I fucked my Fifa 16 career so much im palying on beginner and going afk for all the remaining matches so i dont get sacked
right fuck it im having a cheat day on my dietbergill start over on Monday and have a healthy July
>>199147482
>>199147482have you ever had sex?
>>199147466The Rish man lost the election as soon as he stepped out the door unprotected from the elements like this
You'd better watch out, cuz Beadles about............ BEADLE'S ABOUT!
>>199147540aye
>>199147482This used to be normal. Now we live in Clown World
Might vote Liebour
>>199147034erm i love josie
Size of this cucumberFucking get that up ye
>>199147512blud really wants to show some gimps on instagram /brit/ and sacrifice his social standing
i am he and you are he and you are me and
>>199147547Give him a big hand
It's a Dark Academia type of day
>>199147484haha that's a different guyi'm the one who rolled the odds and had to get a shower and start cleaningi got a shower and did about a minute of cleaningcouldn't be arsed to do a proper job of it
anybody know an alfie cooper from west brom
>>199147551don’t believe you
tim burton said he hates black people yet he likes black clothing
>>199147556Image should be hung up in a museum cos I'm gonna ponder about it for eons
>>199147596i bet japs eat walruses
>>199147554The gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld
Dark macademia? No but I'll take a chocolate peanut if you have them.
black t shirt energy is a thing
>>199147145There aren't 470 Scottish seats, let alone the combined total of all those numbers.
Odds and I vote ReformEvens and I vote Reform
anyone want to come round?
How can you record your boy shagging and say ‘you’re a gangster ya know’? Gaylord
just wanna wank all the time
>>199147636>tim burton said he hates black peoplei find that hard to believei am struggling to think of a black character in any of his films though
any virge with ridiculously high women standards in?
>>199147662
Sorry, I'm still voting for Walt Disney!!!
Currently exuding dressing-gown energy, think that in a bit I will exude Uber Eats alcohol delivery energy
>>199147198how do you resolve this situation
>>199147665im wearing a black tshirt right now90% of my tshirts are plain blacknot sure what energy you mean
>>199147662very droll
>>199147682Yeah I thought he was really gay and cringe. Didn't even shag her himself I bet
>>199147697
Why Juliana? Tell me 'cause I wanna knowIn Louisiana, our luck's gettin' low
rolling a blunt
>>199147648we are the walruses because we crave oysters
>>199147212what no pussy does to a mf
>>199147717Real dodgy fucker
>>199147677oof dubs so you have to vote greensbad luck lad
doing a 36 hour fast
>looks at you
Switzerland XI: Sommer; Schär, Akanji, Rodriguez; Aebischer, Freuler, Xhaka, Rieder; Vargas, Ndoye, Embolo.Italy XI: Donnarumma; Di Lorenzo, Mancini, Bastoni, Darmian; Fagioli, Cristante, Barella; Chiesa, El Shaarawy, Scamacca.
>>199147709good questiona crane seems excessivethere has to be an easier way involving getting under there and giving it something to stand on
Rorke wanking with his pooey hands because he never washes them after taking a shit
>>199147709use one of these boys >>199146734 as a cran
>>199147773TSD eitherway today lads
some of you forgot YOLO
>>199147773>no Shaqiri
>>199147773I reckon Italy will probably win
>>199147717samecheap amazon onesnot arsed about looking trendy or whatever just picked ones that will hide stains the bestdidn't think about toothpaste stains though did ilooked like i'd been bukkaked lol
>Las Vegas escort dies after man allegedly strangles her inside hotel room
>Reform UK has made an official complaint against Channel 4 amid a row over footage of one of the party’s canvassers. >Andrew Parker, a part-time actor who lists “secret filming” among his skills, was shown in a Channel 4 News bulletin using a racial slur against Rishi Sunak.
>>199147821brush your teeth shirt off
will be paying a chinky chinaman money to cook me some food then a different ethnic on a little bike will be delivering itthe quesion however remains - what should i order?
Oh are the men kicking the ball again
The latest hound acquisition (rescue), lads.
>>199147838complaint about what? >wahhhhh we got caught being horrid cunts
>>199147835>>199147838/brit/ not rss feed
>>199147821>not arsed about looking trendyYeah your anime figures, the sole witness to your life, won't care
>>199147859how big is its cock?
>>199147865RSS (rorkes speaking shite)
>>199147560
>>199147697pure lovely she is
>>199147859huskies in australia is cruel
>>199147888agreed we might as well chuck them in an oven
Couple of maccies cheeseburgers
>>199147878She.>>199147888Mate it's 10 degrees as we speak.
>>199147840yeah that's what i do now>>199147874don't have anime figuresi am a total hermit but i've still got a few friends leftdon't care about fame and popularity and all that either anyway
>>199147821always buy 100% cotton, methats my only requirementand i always take my tshirt off to brush my teethgoes back to when an incident in my yoof when a toothpaste stain was roundly mocked as being semen staini also always take off my tshirt to wank
Still fancy MissChloeASMR after all these years
it has been established that the double QP is objectively the best and most sensible maccies burger
>>199147838Earlier leftypol was saying that acting is a far-right profession and that his career was over lmfao
>>199147865>>199147925
>>199147932i have designated wanking t-shirts
>>199147838i'm not sure any actor would want their biggest gig being the guy who called the PM a paki on film
Youre gay if you watch English ASMR
i had sex this morning and very well might do the same thing in eight hours time. almost a morning ritual spaffing inside some minge
>>199147950Leftypol knows no shame. He'll have work for years to come after this.
>>199147957good idea
>>199147960Racism is fine against people they hate, mong boy
>>199147946Chicken Big Mac tho
For me it's the Levi's vintage fit t-shirtGot like ten of em in different colours
would you date a girl with the same name as your sister or mother?
>>199147750finally, I am the 1%
>>199148035what if my sister is my mother
>>199148035I do, gfstein has the same name as my mum
>>199147765*cooks bacon near you*
>13-year-old boy dies after being shot by Utica police officer during struggle
>>199148035yes, although id probably use a pet name for her most of the time
>>199148035Know loads of people who do this but it's weird
>>199147882name pls
>>199148046alri lannister
good night everyonei wish you health, wealth, and happiness. xx
>>199148035my list of requirements is small and shrinking and doesnt include "doesnt have same name as sister or mother"
Why are saturdays so undepressing
>>199148050>>199148046
GET THEM WANKED OFF
>>199148060waste of oxygen running a gimmick into the ground to larp as one of the lads (you never will be)
>>199148050you must stop this inshallah
what's your favourite cheese lads
>>199148074thanks u too x
thinking about 70's Britain
second day without caffeine feel shit
>>199148122it was a shitehole
>>199148122wow it's the exact same except the cards are a different shape
get the ferry tickets booked
>>199148115humble cheddar for mebut i do like a Lancashire crumbley
>>199148115
>>199148160why
>>199148149corr
>>199147034Link to her channel? Twitch or YouTube or whatever
Getting news from ancient Carthage now, are we
>>199147838Hilarious that Farage would rather make up conspiracy theories than admit his party is racistNext he'll be claiming that Rishi is a shape-shifting lizard
visiting some online friends for the first time in the philippines
oh janny boythe pipe the pipe
>>199147696just want one who isn't fat, stupid, boring, and doesn't have kids
>>199148149I think id prefer to be a leap year baby. Its a bit much feeling obligated to celebrate every year but every 4 would be alright.
>>199148170new Zyn flavour
Haven’t brushed my teeth in over 24 hours
>>199148060He was shot because he ordered a steamed ham, when that's actually an Albany expression
>>199148115probably red leicester but i do like a strong blue cheese as wellyou can get some mad dreams after eating a load of blue cheese, so that's a bonus
Alright guys. Done some cleaning. Going to watch the football at 17:00 pm.
>>199148217you're stupid, fat and boring though..? :/
we all hung out at a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
>>199148208have fun x
>>199147925how big is she cock
>>199148236why
>>199148180just get them booked
>>199148237>>199148236
https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/menuwhat're you ordering?
mental how there are millions, literally billions, of japanese koreans and chinese walking around talking and even THINKING in their ridiculous made up bug languages
>>199148182Sheep_Xing on most things
https://www.cpcompany.com/en-gb/
hate it when you find a shop that sells stuff in pounds but you go to checkout and it's some foreign country and the shipping and taxes cost more than the bloody item
>>199148236Why do you have a tranny alter ego spaino?Were you nonced as a kid?
can your mother be your sister? struggling to wrap my head around it
a megapint?
>>199148299they do good jackets tbflove cp me
brushing my gay teeth
>>199148103waste of oxygen>to larp>live action role play>onlinestfu idiot
>>199148122could be Hull in 2024
>>199148303your dad/grandpa fucks his daughter/your mom to birth you
7
>>199148303yeah
talking to dad and step-mum and they were telling me about your man at their work who had been planning a holiday to Thailand with his 2 pals for months but both pals "pulled out" weeks prior, forcing him to go by himselfthey seemed oblivious so I just smiled and nodded along, no point throwing the lad under the bus
MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER
>>199148122Doubt you could find a single decent Somali-Cameroonian fusion restaurant in the whole city.It's a wonder people survived living there at all.
>>199148260I like international football.
>>199148324thought the exact same thingswear that was filmed on that one street here
>>199148303YesMan and woman have sex, produce girlGirl grows up, her dad knocks her upOut you popHey presto, your sister is your mother
>>199148288Do americans find her attractive because shes isnt full blown obese? I dont get it
my wife is at glastonbury
>>199148356thoughts on romania's performance
>waste of oxygen >>to larp >>live action role play >>online >stfu idiot
*with a big Southern drawl reminiscent of an old Southern colonel*Well I do declare, I would be mighty obliged if you’d have a little ole suck on my nipple.
>>199148370She is very cute in an autistic way
>>199148370No, it's because lonely virgin men were able to get to know her parasocially through the Sam Hyde big brother streaming show.
>>199148370she's quirked the f up
>>199148399Probably the best performing team so far. They play well and their matches are energetic and vibrant. Ideally, I'd like for then to win.
saw this and thought of /brit/ x
>>199148411No she isnt. Youre just a terminally online 4chinner whos never felt the touch of a woman beforeFuck off to /tv/
>>199148423hello, lonely virgin man
>>199148424spain literally havent conceded a goal
drunk as a skunk and it's only 4PMhaving a coffee to sober up
>>199148407
Utterly despise myself
>>199148337i can't visit thailand as everyone will think the same. sad.
>>199148453Good to know.
>199148424Take this to /sp/ yeah?Thanks!
>>199148450I don't enjoy watching them play much. I think they're a boring and dull team.
bwc hunters
The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
>>199148396she's not your wife.
no idea what nitroglycerin is but it sounds delishthink cause its a bit like 'glucose' or 'glaucoma'
kazakh sexo
>>199148357looks like bricknell ave but i can't find any traffic lights halfway up the street, or that tree formationthere's probably a few streets like that around england
>>199148473just book 2 weeks off, tell no one you're going to thailand but actually go to thailand and shag bare prozzies
Having a Red Bull Sugarfree Coconut and Berry.
>>199148516thats just your opinion
>>199148592
trying to find this david icke forum post i read one time where this guy noticed nirvana were staying in the same motel as him and he posted his writings under their door and then they released a song that was exactly the same
FOSYEG
>>199148636it wasn't rape me by any chance was it?
>>199148592worthy of ridicule
im so hyped for the election lads, this must be what normal people feel about sports
>>199148634expected this guys voice to be deeper
>>199148675Aw what a cute little chap.
>Martin Mull, ‘Roseanne’ actor who grew up in NE Ohio, dies at 80
i love ella
Got a party coming up tonight lads. Buzzing. Plenty of mates, women and drugs.
>>199148741what was he laughing at he here
on the vino
>>199148757sounds terrible
might shoot myself in the head and die kek
>>199148741kys gingernonce
>>199148763
>>199148741bradley only laughs at tragedies an 80 year old woman dying is normal
>>199148763What do you think you fucking retard
>>199148779bellowing
mopped the floor today AMA
>>199148779
>>199148763it said william crotchthen it said ORGANCROTCHORGANLIKE WILLY HAHAHA
>>199148779there isn’t a single gun in your whole gay country
Feel awful, might do a big poo
>>199148800it's just not that funny
>>199148818can't think of any questions at the moment but if any come to me I'll let you know
>>199148836wonder what she looks like unpainted
The Ukraine will win
>>199148836me back left
Yesterday's 'sagna for tea
>>199148842you will never be american lil bro
>>199148885
just put my stinky sock on
>>199148892There are tons of guns and retards painting their houses with them here
>>199148958
>>199148800and if you want to keep up your cheek then i'll kick fuck out of you in real life
ermwhat the spruce
might have a cup of tea then a wank nap
>>199148441Sorry mate she's a princess
>>199147697who is this semen demon
