catberg edition
Might go for an incel pint alone in the local with the match
Cats and cat owners are disgusting.
>>199148958Was about to make a cat edish too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A2IKV0cpOk
https://files.catbox.moe/l99u2v.mp4
>>199148979Nowt wrong with that lad. Enjoy
>>199148958whats he up to
our marie
in hell
>>199148979Cheers!
pole vault disney
>>199149041nice jacket that
>>199148994???
love it when catberg suddenly get up like 'right that's me off' and then go sit somewhere else and stare at nothing for 45 minutes
yankland mogs this shithole into oblivion I reckon
istg birds are the most annoying animals on the planet
mental how moreish the gay porn is
What type of animal thought up the skittles mcflurry
>>199149027not super specific about WHAT they plan to changenot all change is good, is it
>Bolivia’s President Arcelol
>>199149064it's not as quaint and everywhere is a ripoffalso most americans are deeply mentally illbut yes it is a much richer country with much more going on
>>199149101God protect him
>>199149089Zesty, one might say
>>199149059>time to go walk to the food bowl>better do 2 minutes of stretching first
>>199148966Time and place
incel blackpill ideology
>>199149059
Got called ma'am on the phone again :|
unironically voting reform mefarage is right
>>199149140camden morrisons 9pm tonight
>>199149140Glasgow Central Station7pmBe there
eating roe and crab sushi
>>199148994
>>199149079too right mate, not a fan of parrots and like either aha
>>199149173>farage is rightabout what?
>>199149173I'm spoiling my ballot going to write 'free Israel fuck hamas' on it
mumberg made stew delicious
>>199149140So angry he cant even spell 'kick fuck out of you' fml
>>199149220not a very summery dish that desuunless it is a fish stew?
>>199149181saffron walden, in the alley behind the oriental cottage. I'll be the one in the beige cargo shorts
cup of tea and a wank nap for me I think
Going up to all the goths hanging around outside Belfast city hall and asking if they’re Catholic or Protestant
>>199148799martin mull was a woman?
Yorkshire tea is too strong for me
Over 5,000 /brit/ threads have been made since the start of November, 2023.
>>199149270just make it weaker then
>>199149274what 9000?
>>199149217he was right about the EUhe was right about BrexitHe was right about the Tory betrayal of the promises of Brexit He was right about the Banks He was right about ReformWE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF A REFORMATION
>>199149248yeah mate because you're gonna need a fucking chinese after I've finished with youbecause you'll be exhausted and hungry and upsetyou seefucking prick
>>199149274not enough I say
>>199149064would rather live in a nice english village instead of the gated community i live in now as i post this ngl
Not sure how to use the rest of my weekend
>>199149243not very summery outside, is it?
you reckon elvis ever got called smellvis to his face?how do you think he'd react?karate punch or just laugh it off?
>>199149274I've ben here on and off since 2014 tehehe
>>199149270bloody poofter
>>199149309go on lad, have a gay porn goon sesh you've earned it
>>199149301what's he Actually planning on reforming then? he's the same posh neoliberal tory that are in government now
been doing solid type 4s recently want to keep it up. Just need to get back into a decent routine, would prefer a morning poo than the afternoon ones I'm having at the moment.
I've never seen a
>>199149345most of the poos in my life have been type 3 or 4
nearest pub from me is miles awaystate of it
>>199149345had type 7 everyday for the last week
>>199149345usually pump out type 4s and 5s me
need to go montenegro
>>199149365lucky bastard
>>199149374inflammation and dioahrerrrea
>>199149301>he was right about the EU>he was right about Brexit*Looks around*Uhhh......
>>199149274155000 posts
>>199149262
Are we with Switzerland or Italy then de lads?
Where's Diego?Where's Mousey?Where's Mikey?Where's The Femcel?Where's Emmett?Where's Ulster?Where's Jeffery?Where's Al?Where's Thailad?
me and anti western gang
>>199149394in our hearts
>>199149394Mousey is always here
>>199149378niggermountain as it's called in english
I want to see the Cybertruck in real life when will they be on UK roads
>>199149389All me
don't reply to him
martin mull gone... fred willard gone... what am I going to do with myself?
>>199149416My Dacia duster is nicer
naples too let's go there
Fuck a niggeress in montenegro
>>199149416not allowed health and safety gone mad woke mob banned them
>>199149416unironically never
>>199149404ah yes the 'any minute now, based and trad china will take over' gang
The Woke Mod in question
>>199149378I love Montenegro. In Serbo-Croatian the country is called crna gora which means black mountain.
>>199149379british fewd diet not working out so well for you huh
serbia? more like sovlbia
>>199149416>CybertruckRust bucket in minutes from the humidity
love going on holiday to Montenegro with all your mates yeah
sagacious
>>199149482Timevand place.Stop trying to inject yourself in every discussion.
>>199149315it's 24c and sunny where I am lad so I can only speak for myself
rorke with his chin like that nigga from bobs burgers :skull: :fire:
leftypol dusting off his favourite Louis Theroux parody t-shirt to do ironic gun fingers at the club
>>199149525state of your life
Quick reminder: that prison guard from Wandworth is brazilian, and this is the fate of every gringo man that marries a shitzilian whoreish female = get cucked and humiliated.Have a great day, lads.
don't get many dutch angles in king of the hill
>>199149558im going to marry a brazillian BOY instead
>Six-year-old boy who was "so excited" about watching his first rugby match was left in "floods of tears" after he was vomited on by drunk fan
>>199149558The one that was sucking and fucking?
>>199149513WELL DONE TONY
>>199149558
come to think of it I've not played on a PS5 or that new xbox. Still calling it the new xbox when it's been out for like 5 years now
lasagne in the air fryer
>>199149525What the fuck were thinking when they designed the PS5? Also, all PlayStations should be black.
gay porn in the air fryer
more of a PC man myself.
>>199149595see >>199149595
mad how anyone can use a disabled toilet now because no one can disprove you have a hidden disability and they aren't allowed to ask. Could probs get priority boarding if you wore a sunflower lanyard and played a switch while rocking a bit.
>>199149619The PS1 wasn't black.
>>199149585
ferry tickets in the air fryer
the albowog prison guard was married to a full wog not a white bloke
Going to boot up Battlefield 4
>>199149627Lol got me
>>199149585Ok this one is kind of funny. No one died so no harm no foul.
>>199149635I've been had.
>>199149662proto gf looks exactly like this
>>199149634Only disability I've got is IBS but I go in disabled toilets all the time cause they're cleaner than the non-disabled ones. no piss on the floor and walls.
>>199149662Dr Disrespect isn't here ma'am
Need to get out of bed, been lying here since 1pm drifting in and out of sleep. Dunno why either, got a solid 9.5 hours of sleep last night as well
>>199149662steam coming out my ears take it back to /clownworld/ lad
>>199149662That’s a bloke
>>199149662What do you think led up to this discussion
>>199149662
>>199149707How can you tell?
>>199149700
modes i just lost my job due to a certain pic in this thread
>>199149715she's so real for this
>>199149701ktim but dadberg got me up at 3
>>199149558>gringoHer husband is a black
this is a funny movie you enjoy ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5fsOHML1I
was on the train and got on nice and early knowing full well seats are a hot commodity and you cant reserve them in advancesome boomer woman, proper bitch, gets on with 2 minutes to spare and starts huffing and puffing because nobody will give up their seat and how disrespectful it is because she needs it as shes oldershe was wearing a full karimor fit, daft boomer twat, day of the pillow cant come soon enough
the anglo mind can't comprehend this
>>199149027>>199149093change the demographic of your local areahttps://www.gbnews.com/politics/migrant-crisis-labour-borough-angela-rayner
>modes
Janny deleted my cis penis picture within MINUTES
>>199149759a bunch of men at the pub?
>>199149747gringo just means not a huezillian or southern cone spic
>>199149715This freak is from here?
>>199149727Anxious to browse brit on the subway. How braindead do you have to be to do it when someone else pays you?
>>199149715
what am i defrosting today for consumption tomorrow thenodds: steakevens: oven pizzadubs: bacon
>>199149758blog on you boring bastard
>>199149802done him
>>199149797least autistic swede
>>199149654You reckon it's gay to rest your head in your bro's lap?
>>199149688shit everywhere after you've been in though isn't there pooey arse lad
>>199149802
For me, it's the North Central American English dialect
>>199149802He’s been done
>>199149825done that old cunt
>>199149787Trips ON umemployed woman
>>199149825no it's just sleepy
The man is about to kick the ball lads.
>>199149802acreaming
>>199149802don't get it
member when you went into a shoe shop and they carefully measured your foot with a wooden stool with slides on it that tickled
What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?
>>199149888Yeah haha
*kicks the ball*
lasagne out the air fryerapple and blackcurrant crumble in the air fryerchips in the other air fryerwine is poured and a second bottled has been opened to breathe for a couple of hoursfooty on bbc1this is the life
>>199149878No just resting his head
>>199149878only ballkicking i care about is the kind involving me bollocks
I wear sketchers. Say what you want about them, but they're good shoes and priced very reasonably as well.
*sees you open on the opposite flank**perfectly lobs the ball over to you*
was gonna vote reform but going back to tory now after that racist canidates expose
Conservatives will need to go into a coalitian with Labour because of the massive surge in support for Reform however it won't be enough and will need a tiny fraction of a percent from Lib Dems forming a three way coaliton to beat them so the end result will be a Conservative-Labour-Lib Dem coalition government
reckon the winner of Copa America should get to play the winner of the EUFAjust started watching footie so unsure if this is already a thing
>>199149651There they are with their mates
want to pasta delivery post but gingernonce ruined bradley posting for us by association
you think there are lesbian foot fetishists
>>199149914why can't you cook properly?
>I wear sketchers. Say what you want about them, but they're good shoes and priced very reasonably as well.
>>199149914hope you fall asleep and both the air fryers go on fire and burn your house down and kill you
*ahem*
>>199149893Good news from Kvatch for a change; the last of the daedra have been driven out.
*receives the ball in the final third**passes it back to my goalie*
>>199149888It did. Almost kicked the cobbler in the face because of it once.
>>199149964Good lord I've been done
>>199149933*goes for a header and it sails right over the goalpost*
>>199149966they turn off automatically after an hour>>199149962what makes you think i can't cook properly?
>>199149955once met a gay foot fetishist, asked him if he was into mens or womens feet and he said both, then he showed me pics on his phone of random peoples feet he'd taken over the years
>labour's slogan is "CHANGE">"reform" is just another word for changewho's copied who?
>>199149888remember the machine you put your foot in and the walls closed in to give it a measure?
>>199149998least creepy footfag
Got 2 pair of skechers me.
>>199149998you still up for that pint sometime?
>>199149996you cook everything in an "air fryer"
>>199149982not sure if a shoe salesman qualifies as a cobbler
>>199149995*raises one hand up to the sky**looks over to you**jogs back to our half*
>>199150027well yeah because air fryers are the nicest, fastest, and most efficient way to cook things
>>199149996what happens if you need to cook something longer than an hour?
never wore sketchers because they were advertised by britney spears when I was younger and I thought they were bender shoes
*gets subbed out the thread for some wog with a weird haircut*
is there any real benefit to 'dressing proper'what improvement will it give to my life if i stop wearing Dockers that are 5 sizes too big and an XXL Batman t shirt?
>>199150066first wank was to a britney spears music videothought i’d pissed myself desu
>>199150063that's why he's got two air fryerswhen it's done an hour in one he can pop it in the other
>>199150054and the fact that you believe that is what lets me know that you can't cook properly
"soulja boy up in dis howatch me crank and watch me rollwatch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat honow watch meYUUUUUUUcrank dat soulja boyYUUUUUUUcrank dat soulja boyYUUUUUUUcrank dat soulja boyYUUUUUUU"Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
>>199150054i might get one, really sick of stir frying ground beef as it takes forever
>want to pasta delivery post
>>199150063i guess you just increase the timer half way through cookingi'm not sure what you'd be cooking for longer than an hour thoughcasseroles and baked potatoes are the longest things i cook in there and they wouldn't take more than an houreverything you can get in there needs to be relatively small; you couldn't fit like an entire chicken carcass in there
>>199150108what if he needs to cook something for 3 hours
>>1991493454/5
>>199150099people will treat you with more respect if you look sharp
>>199150129they’re a decent little convection oven but can be a ball ache to clean
>>199150125that song is nearly 20 years old ivan
You only need a kettle and a microwave in all honesty
>>199150156
don't know what to have for tea tonight
>>199150028Just let me use the word 'cobbler' in a sentence please.
Just had a 15/20 minute powernap that felt like 3-4 hours
>>199150139>baked potatoeshad an air fryer for ages and never thought about doing jacket spudsi'll have to pick some up next shopthanks for the idea
>>199150179I'm having Chinese style burgers and chips.
>>199150117them being faster and more efficient than a regular oven is simply a factnicer is of course subjective but for most things (pretty much everything sans baking) i believe this also holds trueroasting in an air fryer is simply nicer and that is a factthe only reason you should use a full-size conventional oven for roasted veg or whatever is if you're making a lot and can't fit it in the air fryer
>>199150155how often do you clean it if it's daily im going to heavily reconsider
>>199150179Get a nice 'za in lad
>>199150148get another air fryer
>>199150183No. I won't allow it.
reform promising to freeze immigration at its current all time high
>>199150179mumberg has left chicken for me HOWEVER has thrown out the packaging label so i have no idea how long to cook it
whats for tea I hear you ask? whatever mumberg happens to make
>>199150194Slightly better answer, no irrelevant information no one remembers for more than 2 minutes
>>199150240*kicks you in the cobbles*
>>199150176spent 6 months using nothing but kettle and microwavedidn't miss the hob and oven that much to be honest
>>199150252keeps you honest
>>19915025070 degress celcius mid center i reccon
>>199150210if it’s something like ground beef that would leak fat then yeah, after every use
>>199150242that's it im voting for Hitler
>>199150250what cut of chicken? like a breast? just lob it in for half an hour
have labour said where they will be deporting all the illegals to if they win the election yet?
so what ive gathered is that reform basically want to turn the UK into Japan. is that about right
>>199150250cut it into strips and fry it, then make some fried rice to go with it
was walking to the shop to buy beer but I felt so fat and I was dripping with sweat so I decided to walk back home. felt really fat and disgusting
>>199150250drumsticks or what
>>199150304It could be the case.
>>199150317Okay seaside mark
>>199150302Cheadle
>>199150317should have stuck it out you'd have a nice cold beer right now if you had
>>199150317fat disgusting freak
blacked free weekend de lads
>>199150327>it all tastes like shitthat's a problem with the food or the chef not the cooker
eating 5 chicken tenders on my plate is mayo, bbq sauce, and hot sauce
lol turns out the guy who was fucking the prison guard's gf turned up to the prison later that day with her kid and kicked off outside it lmao
>>199150351But that beer would have contributed to his fatness. He has to break the cycle.
>>199150369only 5 la?
Mad being out in public knowing I could absolutely heem the shit out of everyone and anyone
>>199150368it's boththe "air fryer" makes things even worse
>>199150351not worth it>>199150335not me>>199150352I know, I've let the beerbergs do me in
>>199150302theyll be seizing all the homemade soap shops in rich tory areas and stuffing the immigrants there
>>199150390>the "air fryer" makes things even worseno it doesn'twhy would you think it should have any effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szB8ESdAgds&list=PLUH5eslECTqtQjyrREEckZ-hJU0crYoCl&index=9
>>199150368>the food or the cheflolI think what you're trying to say is "the ingredients or the cook"
>>199150226at what point does it end
Reform really are gonna get zero seats now arent they?
>>199150386they are large
They've got walk-in air fryers in America it's that big
>>199150425when all the air has been fried
>>199150405yeah you're right sticking food in a hot greasy plastic box with a fan is the best way to cook thingseverything comes out tasting great
Should I get an air fryer?
>>199150418well yes that's another way of saying the exact thing i just said yeah
>>199150387saw this huge hench shirtless lad out the other daymade my willy twitch a bit
china are so fkn goated hope they fix their internal problems and nuke the US
>>199150454He's fuming
if you think about it the UK and Japan have a lot of similarities >island nations>aging populaces>low birthrates>reluctance to accept immigrants >worker shortages bc 2 and 3with Farage at the helm the Nipponification of Britain will be complete
>>199150461Yes.
>>199150472Yeah might move there
>>199150454why are they cooking in a plastic oven? are you sure you're thinking of an air fryer and not one of these?
Conspiracy theory: a sloth is just a mong monkey.
>>199150472they are so far behind the us militarily youre delusional
>>199150484Mumberg might rage. She doesn't like me buying appliances.
>>199150462food is generic, ingredients is specificand a cook is not a chefyou can't speak english properly eitherwhat a disaster
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
sucking and fucking my way across africa
Eat a shit sandwich Rorke
>>199150426i think most people who were going to vote reform before will still prefer reform to the other parties, but some of them might stay home nowi don't trust the polls any more than the bbc's biased coverage or channel 4's actorstarting to become incredibly cynical 2bhreckon elections have always been rigged one way or another, and what's the point
>>199150509you guys are finished china already won
>>199150492air fryers are made out of plastic
>>199150483More than that:>constitutional monarchies>once had large empires with powerful navies>hated by their smaller neighbour — both of which are divided into north and south>bad teeth stereotype>nonce problem>like to distance themselves from the politics of the continent>both america's bitch
>>199150448it's called an oven, warwick, i've got one in my house
>>199150559mine's metal
>>199150530Emma Watson serving me a sandwich.
>>199150559famously heat-resistant plastic
>>199150554>wonwon what, exactly? china wont do shit lol
>danny murphy
guys i just switched on my air fryer and it immediately meltedwhy the FUCK are they made out of plastic??!
>>199150454>>199150559are you fucking retarded?
just bought one of those new plastic frying pans. can't wait to try it out
>>199150590
>>199150640google image search air fryerwhat the fuck does it look like to you
>>199150666?????????????
>>199150666bit like this
New>>199150670
>>199150653teflon is unironically a type of plastic
>>199150666because the outer casing is plastic you assume it's 100% plastic right the way through?is your brain made of 100% plastic or something?
>>199150317I felt fat today too
>>199150694so you picked one image with a shiny metallic finishwhat are 90% of them made of
>>199150709they are plastic rubbishanyone who would actually buy one and use it is clearly a mong who can't cook
>>199150626you dont even know how over it is for you
