seasideEDITION
bit early
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH THUNDER NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO
blackbros.....we got done........
remember that storm that stopped the northern ireland game at the eurosthat was a weird one
>>199157643>british, british, british
>>199157623>>199157623>>199157623actual noo
need to get off the alcohol
don't care about Ukraine or Russia, only care about Britainand what's best for Britain is for there to be less Russians about, therefore I support total zigger deaththe lives of 1 million Russians pale in significance when compared to a single English tramp (accidently) poisened by the hand of a Russian
For me, Britain is still synonymous with excellence
>match abandoned for some thunderoh my days do continentals really
When Europeans arrived in Australia some of the aboriginal groups hadn't discovered fire
>>199157667stop doing this lad, you're wearing out your welcome fast
>>199157688incorrect
any reddit using, nazi, atheist, sciencepilled, neoliberal, canadian, map, vaccinated, lgbt, satanists in?
>>199157678Dirty English ref. Explains the poofery we’re witnessing.
>>199157705nobody asked for a reddit welcome
>>199157688all cultures are equally valid x
>>199157672>and what's best for Britain is for there to be less Russians about,how do you figure this?
> What do people get for all the toil and anxious striving with which they labor under the sun? 23 All their days their work is grief and pain; even at night their minds do not rest. This too is meaningless.wagies btfo
>>1991576723 iq
You know why the Brits are cool is they'll give an awesome response to an older American band like LCD Soundsystemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxRFxseT98But the reverse like when Blur played at Coachella everybody stood there like a bunch of assholes
>>199157705It's a bogtrotter they're as welcome as clap. Make good pets. Not humans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump_about_other_people
it happens tonightone way or another
BIG STORM
>>199156650You post like a cringey american and just post american shitVPN fag for sure
get me out of the oven because I'm done
are amy
npdmong meltdown
if you hate other people because of their genes, then you're just being horrible
>>199157807blur are shit that's why
>>199157718*fires the orbital laser*
>>199157835i assumed that ever since he started spamming those weird wojak edits
>>199157643Why are Brits so superior at 100m dash?
*causes the thread to be postponed*
>>199157762they've assassinated some of our trampsthey keep hacking the NHS, government, our biggest companies and so onthey supported the argies against us during the falklands war2bh you're essentially a traitor if you think Russia is a friend of Britain
>>199157824wahayyyy go on rapelad
Got a sore tum and am farting constantly.
imageboards are so deadwe're using the technological equivalent of newspapers
>>199157876
>>199157898britain is the most anti-russian country in the world, so why would they be a friend lol?
if they're in Russia they're an oligarch but if they're in the west they're a Business Leader
>>199157921You won’t be back then? Good.
I saw the tears of the oppressed— and they have no comforter;power was on the side of their oppressors— and they have no comforter.2 And I declared that the dead, who had already died,are happier than the living, who are still alive.3 But better than both is the one who has never been born,who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.
>>199157950>britain is the most anti-russian country in the worldwrong because poland exists
>>199157955try being less of a snide
Not reading all that
>>199157950apparently some idiots think we should be firiendswe're not friends, they're our adversaries and therefore the less of them the better
britain is the most anti-british country in the world
any miami blues man in
>>199157996Shelly Duvall lookin ass bitch
>>199158010>some idiotsfarage
>>199158024>britain is the most anti-british country in the worldwrong because america exists
Corrr were they women
>>199157986Lovely
>>199158049when did he say that?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cldy61qqzlvoIt was a good video I saw, quite peng
russia is literally saving the white race
>>199158074farage is a notable russian plant
>>199158010"our adversaries" are in charge of the country you mongoloid
>nooooo i can't play in a bit of rain it's wet nooooooooooGod I hate football
>>199158084imageboard not linkboard
>>199158085you're boring the white race
>>199158111
>>199158085By sending all their young men into a meatgrinder?
>>199158111done him
>>199158056america isn't filling britain with non-british and giving them propaganda to make them think it's good and also demonising them if they are unhappy about it
>>199158085moscow is the most muslim city in europe lol they allied themselves with a lot of the islamic world not sure why you unironically think this
ahm aymeh and ahm an indeh
>>199158097because we've got a wog in charge, does mean our other adversaries disappear? idiotpaki rishi is an enemy of Britain too, and thank god we'll be rid of him soon
wish i could match wrighty's swag
There was a man all alone; he had neither son nor brother.There was no end to his toil, yet his eyes were not content with his wealth.“For whom am I toiling,” he asked, “and why am I depriving myself of enjoyment?”This too is meaningless— a miserable business!
>>199158091must be some pretty clear evidence he wants us to bed friends with Russia then
>>199158143>they allied themselves with a lot of the islamic worldlike whom?
>>199158111dont understand this
>>199158135umm yeah they are
>>199158157yeah there is
>>199158143>moscow is the most muslim city in europethats probably istanbul tbqh
>>199158152not just rishi you moronic freak cattle like you make me glad this country is finished lol. we deserve our fate
>>199158147need that zapping my bollocks
>>199158164churkashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kavkaz
'za ordered. margherita and garlic bread WITH cheese
>>199158066
I fucking love a twix lads.
>>199158164chechenssyrianskazakhstajiks
We’ve already got an entire page for you VLs to talk about politics. We talk about cans and pooing here.
>german infrastructure
>>199158222the lads (danish)
>>199158222LADS LADS LADS
>>199158197I respect the purity of a margherita
>>199158234there are loads of chechens fighting for ukraine (and in syria against russia as isis etc)
plan for tomorrow is get drunk and play elden ring
>>199158190you're an enemy Britain and probably a wog, and we'll be rid of you soon too
>>199158249just like old trafford
>>199158274how many?
>>199158155good webm
>>199158197*rubs my bollocks all over your cheesy bread to add the garlic flavour*that will be ten quid boss
>>199158242basedfuck that boring noiselet's have some fun up in here
>>199158286i'm white, and don't worry, i've no intention of staying in this rotting tranny axe wound of a "country" lol
>>199158102
>>199158288>>199158249Dat shit is hella based and sovlDont know what you poofs are on about
>>199158266good post>>199158320BAD post, EWWWWWIEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>199158339>HEBBased
Modern Star Trek: An Unmitigated Disaster: A Video Essay
football cries out for a classic montage/interview package like when the cricket's rained off and they show an interview with michael holding talking about ripping the stumps out of every racist of the 1980s
skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to send her?
powerlifting gf
Might vote for Putin
>>199158398
>>199158336>i'm whiteclearly not British though eh? hope you fuck off soon along with all the rest of your lot, and sooner rather than later if you know what's good for you
>>199158371mad how simple the concept of star trek is and they managed to fuck it up
>>199158407Whay doez her boyfien look like
glad everyone here including me is white
>>199157986might save this image
>>199158434i'm irish
rolling around in my bed trying to get up but can't due to my disc bulge, like a horrible little insect of a manvery Kafkaesque
Alright lads it's your pal Ballsy here and I've got my Ballsy election prediction!My prediction: landslide Labour victoryBet on it lads, win big money RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>199158378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeTh5yXgbM
>>199158378for me it's the skills masterclasses just show repeats of the great warnie talking spin technique
>>199158434im irish
>>199158445what's disc bulge mean?
>>199158440is this real?
>>199158430some (white) rugby player
>>199158416unfortunately i am bri'ish mate. enjoy your million wogs a year and pride month
>>199158445is this you?
>>199158469>hurr durr africa would be like europe if it had more christianity hate this christcuck
>>199158492You're not British.
>>199158492>bri'ishFOY
for me it's denmark
Girlfriendberg rambling on about some youtube cartoon with far too much enthusiasm for my likingGod i hate women
>>199158470it's when the discs between your vertebrae are squashed and part of it bulges outproper painful like
>You're not British.
>>199158524seethe on
>>199158548mines on the verge of a breakdown because I keep telling I don't give a fuck about whatever random shit she's got to tell me todayusually some tiktok crap or some spanish love island equivalent that she's always watching
foreign mong reduced to posting tranny memes and greentexts after he's outed as a JF freak
yeah well l called my gf a nigga
>>199158633outed how, tranny lover?
>>199158653just read your posts you fucking idiot it's obvious you're some foreign cunt
can hear people yellingis ball kicking happening?
Just had an out-of-body realisation that there'll be a massive far-right era soon cos the mainstream media can't stop talking about far-right parties Like AfD in Germany keeps getting the headlines. So it'll be a fascist century ahead for us lads
>>199158688Nope got suspended
>>199158682ok darkie
>>199158700>>199158688its back
>>199158339hahaha
Might post my cock
Thread deader than Christian Eriksen
>>199158762too soon
>>199158763corrrrrrrrrr chebs
>>199158763Cor
Doing some vile, foul smelling farts
>>199158755at least it'll fit in the 15g envelope weight limit
>>199158763bed that's dead coldi would't like it on my skin
>>199158798>David
>>199158798Makes you think
>>199158798friends seems less jewey then seinfeld at least. like in tone and content i mean
>>199158798based leblanc
>>199158798Matt LeBlanc and David Crane are our guys lads
Please apologize for oppressing Ireland
>extended half time breakfor what possible reason?
>>199158795just take a shit ladwhy marinate in the scent of the inevitable?
>>199158846friends is very jewish comedyand that's fine cos it's peak comfy and peak funny
Who's the American TV producer who was on Flight 11 and got the early-bird ticket into the World Trade Center towers?
Manchester mentioned
>>199158798>15/16 italian, 1/16 portugueseamericans are insane
>>199158881how is it jewish?when i watched seinfeld it felt very jewish because all of them were very unlikeable
just boked @ that s*n/harry redknapp advert
>>199158846No it's even more jewey. Seinfeld is just overtly nihilistic. Friends is more "wholesome" and "moral" but in a false way so it's more insidious.
>>199158856It's in Germany, they probably need to gas some Jews quickly or something
>>199158881it's not like there wasn't a tonne of highly successful black centred sitcoms, even ones that transcended demographics if you can imagine such a thing
Anybody dece on at Glasto tonight?
watching /ourgirl/
>>199158896>how is it jewish?it's entirely written by jewish people and several of the main characters are jewish?i dunno maybe it's wrong to label it "jewish" comedy but it's not any less jewish comedy than seinfeld
Hate? No in my undies.
>>199158909Very entry level edgy post, this. Like something good hear on a primary school playground.
i need a jewish wife
>>199158855qrd
hatsune miku to headline next glastonbury
would love to shag dua lipa up the bum hole
why did i bring up exes on the first dateim so autistic. panic about running out of things to talk about.
If i was Irish diaspora i would hate myself and deny my heritageI would understand im scum of the earth and deserve nothing
desperately unhappy me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNvOVey0MSsCHOON
>>199158943i said tone and content in my first post. jews are capable of producing things that aren't overtly jewish, like i don't think mendelssohn was jewish like freud was
don't hear the the word tomfoolery enough
Chicken ball
>>199158943Friends is even more Jewish than Seinfeld.In Seinfeld at least they're honest about being bad people. They don't pretend otherwise.In Friends they're degenerate but it's portrayed in a "safe" and sanitized way to make it more palatable. Evil is presented as good.
>>>/sp/142191622SPAINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>199158977what if she has piles? and if you still would bum her, would you try to pop the piles first or would go regardless and hope for the best?
Seinfeld: legendFriends: mid
>>199159020i dunno i think you're probably applying racist stereotypes after the fact
Dua was pure sexo last night
>>199159051both are shite
>>199159056nah
>>199158958good post
>>199159068haven't had a wankeroo to her in a whilemight need to put that right
>wasp writes flawed characterWOW SO DEEP>jew writes flowed charactersCLASSIC K***bravo 4chan
>>199159094clapmeat
>>199159016used to listen to this on repeat from 17-20entire albums good but i think deep blue is my fave
>>199159051always sunny: kino
>>199159098pipe down shlomo
>>199159098
watching a noncehunter video and this nonce is being caught for the 3rd time i can possibly fathom going back for a second bite of the cherry so to speak but surely if you've tried to meet a teenage girl twice and been stung you wise up before the third go around
>>199159098writes, directs, plays, funds, etc etc
me when i tell your mum her dress looks lush
Keir Starmer will light a National Socialist flame that the ages shall not extinguish
>>199159155because they only "catch" mentally disabled freaks
Blue, blue, 'lectric blueThat's the colour of my roomWhere I will liveBlue, bluePale blinds drawn all dayNothing to read, nothing to sayBlue, blueI will sit right downWaiting for the gift of sound and visionAnd I will singWaiting for the gift of sound and visionDrifting into my solitude
>>199159155>get caught, nothing happens>get caught again, nothing happensthink you've stumbled onto something here, might explain rotherham
>>199159194you sound worried
>>199157596Cute and HANDSOME. I love him.
hello kino department? yeah i'd like a large orderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfsiXlyJMd0
might bake a banana bread tomorrow
what total ____ deaths do you support?
>>199159094she likes black dicks in her fat arse
>>199159229does he remind you of your nonce uncle? x
I'm just another nancy boy
>>199159260>>199159261
>>199159272angel
What’s the link to Rorke’s podcast?
>>199159260people who list what they drank last time they went out
*rings the runtbell*
>>199159233you now remember skrillex
ever been with a slag into piss stuff?watch those pissvids lads being able to turn on the flow like a hose and dont think i could if asked desu
>>199159260neutrino
>>199159272CWLTSHC
>>199159260oh ho hothat'd be a three-dayer for racism old boywon't be doing that now
>>199159315pro porn isn't real lifepiss is hot but it takes place in the shower not on the settee
>>199159260obviously N is the big one but i'm also partial to a bit of J, Z and P
he wants a french canadian or east asian canadian gf
mum still trying to set me up with barista at her local starbucks erm
>>199159315went off to the toilet to do a wee once mid sex and the girl thought I had prostate cancer because she said normal men cant urinate with erections
>>199159339canadian (anglo) girls are terrible. rude stuck up freaks
>>199159272really miss when i still believed in love
there once was a lady from /brit/who decided to go for a shit
POV when you've spent your entire life roleplaying Hermione while in fact you're Dudley: entitled for no reason, rude and skulky. Also, not understanding anything of importance that's happening around you or to you.
i need to fart in my jewish wifes face
is it still jungle fever if it's for mulattos?
>>199159315Exgfberg asked to hold my lad while I was pissing once, was quite peng desu
wish i had a turkish woman holding me lovingly with her hairy arms
>>199159383you were sent here by god to test us
love weepeak combination of degrading (bodily waste) and closeness (bodily fluid)
>>199159361got many other options?
My impression is that she is racing through books to add to her "What I read in 2024" and grabbing quotes for her Commonplace book. Beyond that, we know nothing is going to stick. She likes having the freedom of musing around the bookstores and libraries in Oxford, but the academics took her out. I don't expect her to return for more studies in the near future, if ever. I do expect her roaming around her bedroom and backyard in a white nightgown, something regency inspired, holding a book, and reading to us (I immediately thumb down and leave), because that is the vibe she has been adding to her Pinterest over the past few days. She will forever be playing roles and never have an ounce of an idea who she truly is. Pathetic.
>>199159365proof?
>>199159395It’s still a shit sandwich even if it’s just a quarter log.
was going to start posting on dvach but cba to type in cyrillic
>>199159383She's so peng
Having pictures of Blakeney as her phone screensaver is beyond bizarre. I would freak out if anyone was staring at photos of me on a regular basis and putting it right out front, and announcing it. That isn't love. That is obsession and yes, reeks of stalker-like infatuation. I keep very general pics as my screensaver. Flowers, trees, something seasonal. My photo roll is private and I am not going to put any of it on display for others to see, not to mention advertise it on Social Media. That is just downright scary. Every time I think Ruby can't act stranger, she does. Even if they both are somehow romantically involved with each other, it just shows the level of immaturity Ruby is at with relationships, that she has lean to this kind of behaviour, something a young teen would do over someone like Taylor Swift or a favourite actor. So freaking creepy.
WWE in 2002 was so strong that Rock vs Flair was just a match on Raw
>>>/mu/122566158>>>/mu/122566158>>>/mu/122566158early new
>germongy
I'm kinda dying to know if she'll go back for a PhD.Honestly, I selfishly hope that she doesn't. I know that twirling in her garden can make her seem a bit odd and pathetic, but I always prefer her content when she's at home, the Oxford content has been very boring to me I genuinely feel like she'd be happier if she got her old job back at her school and focused on writing and YouTube.Plus, now that Marfa has a car and can drive and works for Ruby, I'd quite like to see more of her in Ruby's videos. Maybe Ruby and Marfa could do some trips around the UK together and vlog it, their contrasting personalities would make the videos funny.
she walked through her flatshe didn't spot the catand then she went arse over tit
i called my new cat ruby and i lean over and kiss her head and say "oh ruby ruby ruby ruby" like the kaiser cheifs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIsUuFV91c&ab_channel=ADifferentBias
VAR Sinson
England are going to win the Euros without beating a single good team
>>199159417>I immediately thumb down and leave
>>199159421(you)
>>199159396ever shag her up the arse?
I don't know why she has to specify that it is a slideshow of photos of Blakney. It just comes off as creepy and obsessive for someone who is 'best friend.' I think that it is something that you would not admit to doing and would say it was a slideshow of photos on your phone and it was just one of Blakney which happened to be on the screen, and not just a slideshow of Blakney that she happens to have. I don't have a slideshow of my wife on my phone screensaver, perhaps I need to have that now.I don't think that Blakney would have a similar set up on her phone. I don't even think that it is a romantic thing that Ruby is doing. I could be wrong with Ruby and Blakney and for we know they are a couple. But I get the impression that it is Ruby being super intense with her friendship with Blakney. I almost get the vibe that Ruby is trying to reinforce the friendship by doing things like have screensavers of her as that must mean they are best friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdYalternate tobacco intake
hopelessly addicted to interracial porn
>>199159487Girl... giiirl . I need the straight people to come in here and try to explain this. I am waiting
>>199159484No she didn't like
christina unkel is based
tried to watch classic simpsons with my mum earlier and she didn't find it funny at all
>>199159515I like herBetter than the referee analysts we generally have
>>199159519your mum is a tranny
>>199159519is she a milf
>>199159537angel
I'm 18 and afraid of women. It's over for me reproductively speaking.
>>199158961The evil Brits raped the Irish and then they killed them and made pies from the meat
>>199159513If she didn’t like it that means she did it with someone else and not you. Why don’t think that is? Reckon it was a black lad?
>>199159396Was she curious what pissing like a dude is like?
>>199159506hello azov battalion member
>>199159543the fact that she speaks confidently and even disagrees with the referee sometimes is refreshing
>>199159557ktim but im 33
I would be really surprised if she returns to Oxford to study. She was not at all prepared for her Masters, she took a time period that she isn't even interested in and tried to squeeze a very random and vague subject about female children for her paper. Everything was just to get into Oxford and be able to tick it off her to do list. It was never the Dark Academia place she romanticized in her head. She couldn't hang around and pose for all the pictures she wanted to because everyone was watching her and wondering what the heck she was doing. Childish behaviour in a Masters at Oxford setting do not match up well. Then she was quickly reminded that she was there to actually study and get a degree and ended up exhausted and running home as often as she could. If you enjoyed your uni, you would not be running from it. You would make the most of it during the semester. Not rushing to squeeze books in at the end. I'm sure for every book she has briefly glanced at, she will add it to her 534 books she has supposedly read in 2024. Not the first time, won't be the last. I think, in reality, she wants to get out of there, but there lies the massive hole she has dug. What to do next? Living back at home like a child is so cringe and backward. Everyone knows where her cottage is, so can't live there safely. That is what happens when you overshare. No job lined up in her field of study makes her look like a fool for going as far as getting a master's degree that she will likely never use. My understanding is that Cambridge is even harder than Oxford, so I can't see that happening either.
>>199159519ever shag her up the arse?
ally mccoist will always be based for taking the piss out of alan shearer for his braindead boring takes
>>199159398I worked with a younger latino girl who was cute as fuck but had hairy arms...I didn't even care though
>gets goal disallowed>gives away penaltydenmark number two more like denmark number POO
>>199159577Yeah i think so
>>199159599ta mumsnet
>>199159586how do you copeI'm starting to suspect that my parents think I'm gay because I don't even look at women my age for more than .5 seconds
As Oxford originally rejected her for undergraduate studies I think she found the entire experience anti-climatic from the very beginning, even in the way she delayed in telling us that she was going to attend. I have a feeling she wasn't even sure if she wanted to for a while. I expect travelling, quoting poetry, twirling in fields, laying on the ground in a white nightgown, and "my life as an aspiring author" will be the only things she will run with until her parents wise up and kick her out. I can't imagine being 24 and not having a driver's license and car, needing someone to drive me everywhere like a little pathetic adult child, never having worked with customers or on a cash register. Has she ever even babysat an infant or changed a diaper? As someone recently posted, her younger sister Martha is a character, but she has long since surpassed her sister in maturity and experience.
>>199159629>>199159629>>199159629>>199159629
remember as a teenager i wanted to be in my 20s and 30s so bad, now that im nearly 30 i wish i was still a teenagerjust cant win can you?
>IT'S ALSO A NATURAL POSITIONno it's not allythat's a pen in basically any era of footy
>>199159519Funny my Mom hates the Simpsons tooReally hates South Park
>>199159640wrong
Based Ally telling it like is
nya~
Based Janny, telling it like it is
JANNNYYYYYYYY
Alri janny
>>199159678not wrongthe only thing that VAR does is highlight these incidences VAR is shit don't get me wrong but you've literally never been allowed to block a shot or cross into the box with your hand when it's by your head in ANY era of footballthat is a handball
>>199159634
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA
what an absolutely dire tournament
so what the fuck!?
>the 310 rule is being enforced againWe're so back
>>199159785No one has been saying this. At all.
>>199159631>how do you copealcohol
>>199159795>>199159795>>199159795
make another wrestling edition
>>199159801damnI'm too pussy for that
>>199159637You just know
Just accidentally sent a picture with identifying information about myself on Brit aha
