caberge
lol janny mad
GeoWizard has died lads
Does anybody even talk about reshoring manufacturing in the UK anymore?
Might watch the video of the prison guard getting shagged again
>haverntz
>>199159815straight line to hell
4gifs is nostalgic for me
She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream of attending Oxford, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. We never got a "What I read in 2023" video or a "packing to return to Oxford" video. If she starts posting things like that now, she is already behind schedule again. She should just abandon her channels altogether. They are pure dribble these days.
You are watching our set aren't you anon?https://www.bbc.com/pages/glastonbury-live
>>199159815Dunno what that is, don’t care to find out.
>>199159841Deserves it
sixty million down the drainkai havertz KWABs again
>>199159815No he hasn't, be quiet
>>199159849>Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hairKAHTEEM
The Euros are openly rigged
>girl my age looks in my general direction for 0.5 seconds>mumberg says "ohh I reckon she likes you! go talk to her!">proceeds to go on about grandkidsTough being an incel
>>199159828corrr. big fan of arses me
I can't with this beret. It looks like a sack. What is she hiding there??
>>199159828godless oriental whore
>>199159834Link?
>>199159878mum keeps trying to set me up with lads she works with
>>199159828alright, whip that pecker out lingling
>>199159878grim
>>199159832you mean to drink it or to buy it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePnPeC5Csx0
KWABmark
>>199159878mumbergs completely given up theresisterstein did the grandkid thing so im off the hook now
need german gf
Just seen Sacked Tranny on /sp/
don't drive so I can buy beer easily
Charli XCX liked this recording studio pic of Carly on Instagram. They were both in New York City recently. Do we think Carly will be featured on a Brat remix?
>>199159902lads? eww get away from me you bumder>>199159922>>199159916I'm an only child so it's triple grim for me
>>199159941Still lives with his mum, that one.
Absolutely need a shag but missus is on the rags, positively grim
>>199159948i would literally die if she does a talk talk remix with carlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIs46LzZUws
>>199159928Need a Rorke gf
she's so youthful. She's the most energetic 38 year old I've ever seen. She's four years older than Taylor Swift, but looks five years younger.That's not to say she looks better, per say. Taylor is beautiful, she just has a much more mature look to her. Somehow Carly can still pull off the bubbly early 20's energy in her late 30's.
need a bf
>>199159956literally what was this cunt thinking?
>>199159948imagine them lezzing out and carly sticking her tongue in charli's musky curryhole
>>199159979hi x
>>199159985croydon regular
>>199159962What's the problem?
girlie what THE duck
>>199159993erm
commentators cumming themselves at the african footballers again
>>199159985too fat
>>199159978just a shame she's so fucking shit
>>199159994>>199159994>>199159994early new
British industry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btfX7EPusAE
>>199160046um
>>199160046thug owned LTD
>>199160046this this might be considered non-worksafe
>chokjlund
>>199159996...hey x
find it extremely hard to believe there are still incels, i'm 5'6 and autistic yet i still have a lovely gf
whoops mrs higgins your sitting on my artichokes
>>199160046This might get reported.
>>199160096FONT
I will bring back industry to Britain and we will make big navy ships to fight the Spaniards with just wait
>>199160096think instagram might be more your speed
>>199160096post her feet
>>199160087yorkshire? x
>>19916009690% of incels just have high standards and make little effortthe other 10% are insanely ugly or mentally ill
gurlie WHAT the duck
>>199160096im 5'6, just plain weird and have no gfmight need to upgrade to full-fat autism then
>>199160105>>199160115/brit/ is a shagger's general lads, dont like it then fuck off to /britfeel/
Amazing track. Miss Nas.https://youtu.be/c9VQye6P8k0?si=fpARtlWiEZlf0zIn
>>199160096i'm 5'8 and i knew a guy in highschool that was only up to my chestguy had a cute blond gf my heightits all mental
It's over for Denmark.
*enters thread**audience claps and cheers*
>>199160136i am the 10 percent but also have high standards and make little effort
>>199160138Does she actually go out in public like this?I've seen homeless people dressing better than this, and I presume they aren't getting gifted clothes from MissPatina very often
>>199160155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAKxjTRV6ms
>>199160155would have been cool if this album was made when nas was still good and not washed
We're pretending Ruby isn't peng as fuck again, I see
What post did I miss?
>>199160241its mrs
got a dead itchy elbowcats for this feel?
god hojlund is so shit
>>199160263
BBC breaking news alertColdplay are about to take the stage at Glastonbury
now this is what i call football
Please where can I watch the prison guard shagg
>>199160096I'm afraid of women. Whenever they get near me my instinct is to hide or disappear into my phone so they cant speak to me.
>We're pretending Ruby isn't peng as fuck again, I see
tfw lil Timmy starts getting uppity so you gotta hit him with the t50 bbc having nubain warrior state
>>199160289lmao @ this fucking dweeb
britcels absolutely flabbergasted at the concept that perhaps height isn't everything when it comes to having sex
>>199160310Thanks, woke mob
fucking a 5ft2 pakistani woman tonight, hottest women ive probably fucked desu
women manage to be massive normies and mentally ill at the same time
>>199160289he's allowed in there
>>199160338he aint do nun LOL
>>199160331>I'm afraid of womenliterally why? you could kill them with one punch
>>199160333Ruby would never be so vulgar
>>199160289lol watch the table cat's ears twitch when that one cries
getting steaming but think i've underestimated my booze levels needed for peak steamingtoil therefore in this window i'm comfy but do need more wine and could walk to tesco in the drizzle (10 mins away) or pay for a paki on a bike to deliveroo me it
>>199160289*enters the thread*
>>199160289i thought at first he did a poo in shame and sat on it
helloback from my janny imposed solitudeagainst my human rights not being able to post here
>75 mins, 2-0 up, fix clearly inno point watching the remainder
kloppo insta content confirmed
started losing my hair at 19. completely bald by 25. always been fat. need I say I'm a virgin too? also been a neet since I left uni at 22. I'm 27 now and seriously think I should just kill myself
>>199160347what's so hot about her
>>199160387they could have me arrested or attacked with a whisper
the americans are going to elect george bush: tangoed edish and nothing will change at all
>>199160310empiricism was a mistake
>>199160338This some sort of yank meme? Can't make head nor tails of it
>>199160439stop making excuses lose some weight and get a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOPGox1a1s
>>199160412if steaming is toil for you you have no business doing itleave some steam for the real steamersalso post more chebs
>>199160446bitcoin will pump if orange man wins though
>>199160439God help you
>>199160445for the love of god lad get off the internet, that shite doesn't actually happen
>>199160439at least you have a generous sized cock
ublock -> optionsboards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-be)
>>199159985name?
>>199160455it's a psalm from "art of the deal", the bible for americans
vet prescribed my dog prozac
>>199160387bullied by them a lot when I was younger+ the blackpill made me self conscious about them judging me for being not great looking
>>199160206Do you like this track? I think this is the best we'll get these dayshttps://youtu.be/IJykscfd3-o?si=5q4nyv-0VgUlw1AX
>>199160439Shakespearean
biden won the debates
>>199160499just use 4chanx you nonce
Joe Biden? More like No, Bye, Done
>>199160514Go back and say no this prozac isn't working I think my dog needs hydromorphone.
thor has ruined this game
>>199160547corr yeah, would force her to watch me kill myself
ラメン です
>>199160514antidepressants are psycho killer makers. mk ultra shitso many cases of people going on antidepressants and then going on to kill niggas
>>199160439you are not fatyou had 2 girlfriends but it didn't work out. you are going to apply to Aldi next weekyou are going to buy a bicycle and cycle every day 5 kms
>>199160543how about you have 4chansex
>4chanx
>>199160579>hererm
>>199160579*covers her eyes with my hand just as you do it*
>>199160611dunelm
>>199160496yeah better risk bodily harm or arrest because an anonymous person on the internet tells me the media reporting is fake
>>199160496there are literally millenia old fables of women using words as weapons lad
>>199160611done me
>>199160600cycling is bad for losing weight. you'll just make your legs stronger and gain a tiny amount from cardio
nanana na nana nana na na
>>199160624*respawns and does it again*
anyone going to Fold next weekend x
Never give up.
getting annoyed ladsi can see when a woman is objectively peng but its like i have no drive beyond that, i get frequent boners and all that but its this weird feeling where i just cannot be bothered or simply dont care enough to imagine shagging someone letting alone actually attempting tomy sex drive is still there i just dont care enough to do anything about it
>>199160496RETARD
>>199160670having quads like that but wearing skinny jeans with holes in themwhy
>>199160671nah might check instead
>>199160633>>199160634state of you lads you will never escape samsara
>>199160581
Deport all Baltoid-descending British citizens to Russian camps.
>>199160646thisif you wanna ride a bike but also lose weight you need to be riding a BMX and either racing it or doing tricks all day
these asians are out of control
Might have a wank
Those disposable flashing wristbands Coldplay use look neat but I'm not sure about their impact on sustainability.
>>199160646What the fuck do you know about health and fitness, retard30 minutes of cycling burns anywhere from 200 to 700 caloriesThat's all that matters for weight lossAnd you don't gain "a little bit" from cardio, fuck's that based on?Mug
>>199160646delusional
>>199160338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3sp_srWoY
>>199160703holy shit an asian girl thats built like a 2x4
>>199160703corrrr would kill a man for some ramen
>>199160723awful post
>samsara>escapei remember being only 15trillion times reincarnated
>>199160723My great grandmother produced 10 children for Stalin, can I say :Dpretty pls?
it's my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die
big fan of yanks' commitment to making exclusively dogshit cringe posts
>>199160724>>199160646Hello singular individual
>>199160703ˈTHaNGk ˌyo͞o
>>199160749yeah i too prefer women that are built like 4x4s
>>199160611Upvoted
>>199160740looks like starmer
>>199160734if it's cardio you want do a run. the bike won't help you
>>199160729too drunk for that meself
>>199160723Bit racial
>2x4Corr
hope I die in my sleep tonight haha x
>>199160693what
We need to go back. 2008 was a vibe.
watching the 'oldplay in 4k hdrhttps://ve-uhd-push-uk-live.akamaized.net/x=3/i=urn:bbc:pips:service:uhd_stream_02/iptv_uhd_v1.mpd
>>199160797Are you being a mong on purpose or do you actually believe that?
>>199160773alri schizo
>>199160811we are playing poker by mail with russian grandmasters here aren't we
>>199160812the lads
What would happen if the two Koreas would combine?
>>199160810see>>199143161
cycled from dover to canterbury and back a few times one week and fucking hell that one week my tummy was visibly smallerwent right down to a 28 waist fucked it up within a couple of weeks though haha
>>199160820CP DO NOT CLICK
>>199160797Either is perfectly fine for getting a cardio workout. But cycling has the advantage of not pointlessly putting strain on your joints
>>199160837the south would be swamped by northerners looking for a handout
>>199160812their sensible centrism is what took us to this point in history so how good could really have been
two of heartsi need you i need you
>>199160829
south korea is a wagecuck shithole with a terrible culture
>>199160855But the North has all the best land
>28 waist
Me? Cycled 40 miles a day for a week and put on 3 stone. Doesn't help you lose weight. Not having it.
>>199160874good song x
>>199160822m8 the bike exists to make movement easier for your legs and cut down on travel time. so you're exercising for less time and doing less movement because every time the pedal comes back up your resting
>>199160840used to wear 28" trousers when i was a young twink
>>199160646cycling also fucks up your balls
>>199160896Ah yes, The Sun for Scousers
VERY good song thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP87WipSm0
>>199160915If only you could, well I don’t know, pedal for longer.
>>199160915Just drive up a hill.
>>199160915>every time the pedal comes back up your restingMost fucking stupid thing I've read this week
chigging
>>199159828Would deport white women for more Asian women
aussie ballerinas
>>199160963Is there where you get them chicken balls from the Chinese?
>>199160966Russian > Asian
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
>>199160915honestly impressively retarded post but running is actually better for losing weight, weight-bearing exercise is better than non-weight-bearing exercise but cycling is still good
>>199160951ok but it's about what practical. any cycle needs to be twice as long as your run>>199160954you're an idiot
>>199160923i still buy a size 30 or 32 because i find they make the crotch really high and the leg really short on any trouser with a 28 waist like they're always a completely different fit to the size 30 of the same pair
bicycles are evil, they turn men homosexual and give them arse cancer
Running's shiteFucks up your joints and it's boring Cycling can take you to interesting places at least
>>199160999this post is read in its entirety by cunts
>>199161005cute penor? x
>>199160999and /brit/ is read by people who are the runts of the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
>>199160999>the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;Anti-Semitic post
>>199160999is this going to be on the exam
>>199161014Swimming is superior to both
>>199160915bluds riding a one-pedal bicycle
buy trousers too small for me to make my bulge look bigger
>>199160439not saying you should do this but if I were you I’d get all the money I can including loans. Buy a few bottles of whiskey, some coke, and some rope. go to a casino, and have the night of my life. Best case you have the money you need to fix everything, worst case you kill yourself like you were gonna do anyways.
something really dodgy about kpop ladsngl i listen to a bit of it, but a lot of its quite old (2000s ish, the odd 2010s too, ludders core)i never listen to new kpop, so if i have a korean daily mix it will always be the music i listen to, yet whenever i have a kpop mix, it's always full of new groups ive never listened to in my lifeleads me to believe theres a serious payola issue within the kpop industry
the coldplay pianist has one arm
elliptical machine is the best for burning calories imo can burn a shit tone barely breaking a sweat
>>199161032;) x
>>199161041>The Queen is not even British but Germankeks
>>199161071bloody diversity gone mad innit
>hurrr feet are gross>why? because....because they just are ok? I'M NOT GAY!!!!heard the same thing many times from gay bastards
>>199161070>ngl i listen to a bit of itwhy?
>>199161072the calorie numbers on the machines aren't accurate at all
>>199161070Don't care
>>199161070find myself listening to a lot of red velvet when i'm in a kpop moodsuch a good group
black man in the stall next to me is talking on the phone how he’s a nigga who plays “pro-basketball” and something about “oriental people.” He just said a woman named “shaleena” is the enemy. I’m not joking.
Fuck Durham constabulary
>>199161003>any cycle needs to be twice as long as your runNot true, the conversion is more like 1.25x
uhh
>>199161119i go off my Fitbit
>>199161014cycling will fuck up your gooch area unless you have a nice soft expensive seat
Blasting My Chemical Romance once yet again another time again.
>>199161103feet aren't "gross" they're FUCKING WEIRDyou're not gross like a pig if you like feet you're weird like a nonce
>>199161050nope. doesnt need to be that. unless you use clips, you're not required to put any effort in on the upswing part of each pedal. . walking requires more effort
>>199161114i lived in korea for a year when i was 19 and enjoyed it
cycling for prolonged periods damages your balls
>>199161117you are so fucking dumb manif you cycle fast it's hard, if you cycle slow its easythat is how exercise works
Leg day COMPLETE
>>199161127riveting
>>199161014Running is definitely not good for you. I live on a mountain right near where Haile Gebreselassie lives and all the aspiring runners pass by here. They look especially skinny.
>>199161049Yeah but that's a ballache
i'm not crying your crying
>>199161162they're no weirder than hands and no one is whinging about those
ciclying doesn't damages your balls
Calories are meme shite. Look how they measure the calorie content of food and ask yourself if that’s in any way like how your digestive system works.
bhenchod on a bike
>>199161158Just lift your arse up
>>199161032that bloke is a nonceneeds dealt with
driving is the best weight loss method because you move the furthest
>>199161174only for the down motions. walking is more intensive because your planted foot is under more strain
The lads on /sp/ are just posting horse cocks now
Cycling for long periods can potentially cause issues with the testicles and surrounding area due to pressure and friction. Prolonged cycling in poorly fitted seats or with improper posture can lead to discomfort, numbness, or even more serious conditions like erectile dysfunction or infertility in extreme cases. It's important to ensure proper bike fit, use padded shorts, take breaks, and consider ergonomic adjustments to minimize these risks. If you experience persistent discomfort or symptoms, it's advisable to consult a healthcare professional.
Are you satisfied with an average life?Do I need to lie to make my way in life?High achiever, don't you see?Baby, nothing comes for freeThey say I'm a control freakDriven by a greed to succeedNobody can stop me
petrol is a powerful diuretic
>>199161202Doesn't matter,
>>199161202nutrients and minerals are more important than calorie counting
>>199161229really doubt you've ever done any form of exercise let alone trained intensively
Watching the Trump motivation videos
>>199161179BASED!
>>199159828just masurbated to thisthought all you should know
>>199161202Doesn't matter, you can still work out your caloric budget and regulate weight by counting, millions have done it
wheres digo
Never touching a bike in my life again.
>>199161282doing a poo
>>199161266post 'em
>>199161189Less of a ballache than cycling *ba-dum tsh*
>>199161256Not for maintaining, losing, or gaining weight, clueless retard
>>199161279really? must be a virgin cunt if some tights is enough to get you offme? I'm a COOMER and therefore I need HARDCORE pornography to get off
>>199161275keep up the good work champ
I shit out my bumhole just like anybody else
Why is diego pretending to know anything about health and fitness
>>199161330really? don't believe you
dadberg taught me how to ride a bike and then decided we didn't have enough space for a bike so I never rode againwhat did he mean by this
>>199161353He saved your bollocks' health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u7y7z4MZBororke nodding his above average cranium to this
>>199161353he loves you but he doesnt like you
>>199161353Reckon your mum did this to him with arse sex and he took it out on you.
>>199161221i destroyed my sisters bike doing that wheels got all fucked up and she would never let me ride it again
>>199161353mine never taught me to ride a bike, shave, even tie my shoesnot good!
Boring isn't it? Just staying in posting on /brit/ with your life. Not for me, I like it.
>>199161404>>199161404>>199161404
>>199161392is she hotdoes she like mentally disabled australians
>>199161418This will end in tears.
Leftypol: wakes up and gets out of bed Rorke: decides that the bedpill is a jewish psyop and starts getupmaxxing
>>199161392I destroyed your sister the same way
too early
>>199161313yes actually. better quality natural foods produce healthy gut bacteria which uses food in take more efficiently. a lot of fat people aren't fat because over consumption but the fact that what they're eating is potatos in the form of chips and crisps which are pre digested so their guts are probably barren inside , their body has no idea what to do with what is essentially food that has been already chewed by factory machinery and only given salt and sugars for flavour.
>>199161512>>199161512
