Bald & Bankrupt edition
poo smells looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>199165604creepy sex tourist
>>199165626sex tourism in scotland must be grim
>>199165551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMYzqux7RA
Christcucks seething even doe the bible says everyone is made in the image of god
got chatting with one of them trannies at the pubdidnt even realiselets just say... my jorkin peanits
>>199165626you think he shagged a few scot birds when he was there?
i wonder what /brit/ is like in the middle of the day
anglo elites and jews are satanic paedophiles
>>199165646my enemies castrate themselves
Uchiha Itachi
>>199165655both based
>>199165646>LGBTQI+um its 2slgbtqia+ now sweaty
AAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>199165678t. paedophile
>>199165689Don't need to sign your posts mate
>>199165646Equivocates between their humanity and their will.
sick of the tories and labourim voting for the voice of the people
>>199165646>everyone is made in the image of God and that's why you need to have your breasts removed to correct being born in the 'wrong' body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_Q-OWbPeo
the lad your da talks to in the pub
>>199165604
>>199165705despise the way muslims cut and style their beard, it's like they go out of their way to look as ugly as possible (not that that requires much effort)
Might go maccies
>>199165727Irish diaspora
sent this to my dad at 3 in the morning once and he didn't know whether to be annoyed or grateful
>>199165540 #I remember when Ray of Light came out. To me, everything after that is "modern Madonna". Mad that it was her first one that didn't have sexual controversy
pakistani women are beautiful
>>199165654Filled with spam.
might filter the irish flag because of greek retard and its not like any of them are any good anymore
Lovely British song https://youtu.be/rMt4XvwwTag?si=D78m3dtPakL_gZOd>>199165739Burger King makes better beef sandwiches now.
>>199165733theres poo what comes ouf of that
>>199165761trvke
>>199165769Good lad
*sighs*
>>199165604Isn't that the guy who went to jail in russia for trespassing on militar grounds?
>>199165793hes gibbon up
>>199165793Feeling lonely?
>>199165761more than pajeetas?
>>199165769Was thinking the same. used to be a few good ones but ever since you mongs told the greek (he's actually a turk btw) mong how to immigrate, he's done nothing but shit up the thread and talk about how he's a nonce.
Thoughts on Philadelphia, Pennsylvania?
why do brits call it Accident and Emergency instead of just emergency
the psychiatry manual i'm reading has a whole section on race not being biological but social and cultural.
>>199165813yeah, nothing against canslad and the autistic irish lad that waffles about human biodiversity, but they aren't really worth not filtering the greekmong
>>199165821Not all injuries are emergencies even if they are serious, like a broken arm for example.
>>199165821Because often they will not see you urgently
Rent free
>>199165806>>199165806
>>199165817In my head all of Pennsylvania is just West Virginia without the history of slavery, but in reality, I know it lost its appalachian characteristics years ago due to mass immigration
I'm a 27 year old right wing virgin with no friends
>>199165861how much darkie immigrants live in our hotels? correct
im getting REALLY sick of you
>>199165878ktim
>>199165878you just described 70% of /brit/and the rest are left-wing tranny paedos with no friends
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719380173012527.webmscreaming
I'm 38 and married.
About an hour ago I made a lass squirt for the first time in my life. Just wanted to tell some anons because she's married so I can't tell anyone I actually know.
>>199165932tell them
>>199165932>she's married nigger tier
>>199165923would kill a man over this
>>199165928I'm 30 and a virgin.
don't want to wake up tomorrow
>>199165932>squirtLiterally just piss.
>>199165923Er... okay....
>>199165817It's always sunny.
>>199165932Making a woman squirt isn't actually impressiveSome women just do itAlso it's literally just a loss of control over her bladder
>>199165604ah glesgaspoons behind him
>>199165817Handsomeyank?Did you marry the argie?
>>199165932
Feeling anxious, depressed and tired.
>>199166014boring cunt
>>199166014What side do you dress?
>>199165982I know but I've shagged her many times before and she always cums hard but this never happened
>>199166014piss off
>>199165923The lads: meWeightlifter: Rorke
>>199166031lol
>>199166031What do you mean?>>199166028>>199166042Evil, twisted creatures
>>199166038it's happened now so you have the advantage
Chipsencurri tonight lads.I'm thinking muttar and paneer, but it's not too late for beef. Decide for me. I'm too weak to do it on my own.
>>199165654Like this, but worse.
schizophrenia:A. Two (or more) of the following, each present for a significant portion of timeduring a 1-month period (or less if successfully treated). At least one of thesemust be (1), (2), or (3):1. Delusions.2. Hallucinations.3. Disorganized speech (e.g., frequent derailment or incoherence)4. Grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior.5. Negative symptoms (i.e., diminished emotional expression or avolition).B. For a significant portion of the time since the onset of the disturbance, level offunctioning in one or more major areas, such as work, interpersonal relations, orself-care, is markedly below the level achieved prior to the onset (or when theonset is in childhood or adolescence, there is failure to achieve expected level ofinterpersonal, academic, or occupational functioning).C. Continuous signs of the disturbance persist for at least 6 months. This 6-monthperiod must include at least 1 month of symptoms (or less if successfully treated)that meet Criterion A (i.e., active-phase symptoms) and may include periods ofprodromal or residual symptoms. During these prodromal or residual periods, thesigns of the disturbance may be manifested by only negative symptoms or bytwo or more symptoms listed in Criterion A present in an attenuated form (e.g.,odd beliefs, unusual perceptual experiences).
>>199166019
>>199165932Nice lad, how did it come about? Is her husband away?
>>199166014are you yeah?
>>199166062how bout you muttar your paki driven on /desi/ mate
>>199166038Prepare yourself for a new level of possessive crazy. You will need to remind her more than once that she's married, and you are not her he-bitch.
>>199165773astute observation, Sherlock.
>>199166065You're not allowed to post the symptoms
>sacked tranny, can you be that annoying?
>>199166007worm of a man yank. No, I wish. Haven't spoken with anyone outside of my family in 6 months
>>199165646Religious beliefs have never made sense, religious people just make them up for political purposes
>>199165817Are we talking east or west?
>>199166083I'm the chinky flavour, but if I see anyone more southern than I am, I'll send them over.>desis eating beef... c'mon...
Might filter yanks
on the rorke side of youtube
>>199165686I haven't had one of the those candies since I was little. I remember them being good.
>>199166072informally separated but cohabitingshe's snoring on my sofa now which is less attractive than before
>>199166108name on shelf stacking troon
>>199166128hahd ahhh
>>199166129hope rasheed blew up that gay nonce zionist
>>199166135>sees a post about religion>immediately starts thinking about transsexualsCome on mate just come out the closet, you're not fooling anybody
>>199166108yep, the original martyrs made their religion up just to make it easier for the romans and jews to more easily torture an kill them m8
>>199165604Bald's alright I reckon
I'm a weak coward who's too scared to live life
>>199166132Who cares what you remember? I don't
>>199166154its you
>>199166173Come to terms with your transsexuality lad, there's nothing to be ashamed about
>>199166088she's never demanded anything of me but she mentioned going on a city break earlier on but that requires more than 7 days advance commitment to this relationship from me so I'm tentative about the whole thing desu
mad how this never happened in the end
Hi spaintwat
>>199166178nothing to come to terms with, tranny, "transexuality" isn't a real thing. can't wait until you kys
>>199166182Hope he kills you
>>199166184honestly don't even know what to say about people with such a laughable grip on reality
>>199166133How fit are we talking about? I envy you.
Caffeinebabs on suicide watch. Look at this proposed mental illness: Caffeine Use DisorderA problematic pattern of caffeine use leading to clinically significant impairment ordistress, as manifested by at least the first three of the following criteria occurringwithin a 12-month period:1. A persistent desire or unsuccessful efforts to cut down or control caffeine use.2. Continued caffeine use despite knowledge of having a persistent or recurrentphysical or psychological problem that is likely to have been caused orexacerbated by caffeine.3. Withdrawal, as manifested by either of the following:a. The characteristic withdrawal syndrome for caffeine.b. Caffeine (or a closely related substance) is taken to relieve or avoidwithdrawal symptoms.4. Caffeine is often taken in larger amounts or over a longer period than wasintended.5. Recurrent caffeine use resulting in a failure to fulfill major role obligations atwork, school, or home (e.g., repeated tardiness or absences from work or schoolrelated to caffeine use or withdrawal).6. Continued caffeine use despite having persistent or recurrent social orinterpersonal problems caused or exacerbated by the effects of caffeine (e.g.,arguments with spouse about consequences of use, medical problems, cost).7. Tolerance, as defined by either of the following:a. A need for markedly increased amounts of caffeine to achieve desired effect.b. Markedly diminished effect with continued use of the same amount ofcaffeine.8. A great deal of time is spent in activities necessary to obtain caffeine, usecaffeine, or recover from its effects.9. Craving or a strong desire or urge to use caffeine.
>>199166163the majority of all humans are so get over yourself and enjoy what you can
>>199166184Sunak was elected without a membership vote
>>199166220>. A persistent desire or unsuccessful efforts to cut down or control caffeine use.Doesn't apply to me then; love my coffee
https://youtu.be/lmoZ_W4WjW0The government is saying to women: “Please, we are begging you, please have sex…!”Men are saying to women: “Yes, please, we really want to have sex…!”The entire population of women are saying: “Yeah, no, I don’t really feel like it. Sorry not sorry.”
>>199166244yankification is sterilisation everything about american anti-culture promotes ill health and sterility
>>199166220Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>199166241So if an addict feeds into their addiction, they don't have the disorder, but if they try to cut off, they have the disorder.
>>199166244from what I've seen the men and the women both hate each other equally
>>199166220No symptoms
>>199166235the majority of humans have friends and loving relationships and aren't rotting inside four walls
>>199166184call the psychiatrist and get him booked in
Had my gay wank. Enjoy them less and less
>>199166263prove your hypothesis
>>199166277When it comes to something as harmless as caffeine? Yes
>>199165604the sexpat
>Cop killed while getting her nails done for a wedding after 'drunk driver' ploughed into salon - leaving four dead
>>199166196I've accepted the fact that you're a transsexual lad. You need to see the truth within yourself. You are, inescapably, a transsexual.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719491583000321.webmon the floor hooting and hollering in laughter
>>199166308there's such thing as caffeine induced mental disorders in the book, like "caffeine-induced anxiety disorder", and "caffeine-induced sleep disorder", according to that it's not harmless to some people.
>>199166218Solid 7 mate. She is a bit older tbf but great tits and she's only like 5 ft which as a manlet myself makes this all possible.
>>199166155Jesus was some charismatic preacher I guess and people believed in him and thought they'd have eternal joy in heaven if they followed him.Cults like this have existed throughout history. Some are more successful than others but they're all cults.
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgasmic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter- tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther ... And one fine morning- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Saying you're 'transgender' is no different to saying you're an Operating Thetan, you can believe it if you want, but none of us have to pretend we believe it as well.
>>199166326whatever helps you cope retard tranny
website was called twitter, action on that website was called tweet/tweeting, reposting something was called retweetingnow website is called X, action on the website is called Xing(?) and reposting is called reXing(?)who approved this rebrand
>>199166326I know you are but what am I?
July 4th will be nice. Celebrating our Independence from bongs, while watching the Labour supermajority results come in.
l'm an Operating Thetan
Mental to think that the only significant cultural export of Britain in the last 120 years was inbred liverpudlians desperately wanting to be Elvis PresleyYou'd have no culture without us
>>199166220I knew a kid who developed a stammer of some sort from drinking insane amounts of coffee as a teenager
>>199166355>I guessTry actually reading and studying and not relying on Rick and Morty.
>>199166325this is what it look like when you see someone arguing religion with diego
>>199166351>"caffeine-induced anxiety disorder", and "caffeine-induced sleep disorder",Hogwash
>>199166375it's worse, someone calling themselves an operating thetan isn't necessarily a nonce
>>199166377Amazing project lad, you're the most obvious transsexual this thread has ever had, faggot
Rocketleaguetoil on nephewbergs xbox
>>199166423>Amazing project ladOh look at that, an ESL tranny and all
>>199166220right yeah im filtering ireland now
>>199166423you are the most obvious tranny since you literally tripfag
>>199166432Yeah I know you're a tranny, I already saidIt won't be long before you accept the inescapable eternity of your faggotry>>199166446Lmao, double posting like the fucking tranny you are
The reason Schizophrenics have the highest rate of cigarette use among neurodivergents is because anti psychotic medication induces Parkinsonism and nicotine suppresses Parkinsonism
bunch of boring bastards
>>199166455you write in a really low iq way
wonder what amazing project he had
Never seen a less appetising combination of ingredientsIf this is what it takes to be healthy, I'll stick to meat and dairy and their supposed risks over this shite
>>199166464holy guacamole
genuinely mental how awful android cameras can be
>>199166478Enjoy being a fucking tranny
>>199166464leftypol telling confused teenagers that this will solve their problems
https://www.ft.com/content/ccbbf678-7319-4c4d-831f-f6441b2fb1edBASEDcan't wait for sir starmer to be my leader
>>199166455>LmaoHi spaino
>>199166459you mean you don't want to read>you're a tranner!>no, it is you who is the tranner!over and over again?
I am voting reform.
>>199166482imagine being this scared of a few vegetables
>>199166487you can also gain like 3-4 points of attractiveness just by changing hair and glasses.
>>199166354Good lad, good lad, onwards to ours as we say back home.
>>199166482Sounds tasty mate. Would still be chucking some meat in there though.
>>199166286you seem to be mistaking 'the majority of people' with 'most people in first world countries'
>>199166507tranny can't bring himself to say trannybit like the other tranny saying "transsexual"
>>199166487Left: mentally illRight: on medication
>>199166482beans on toast isn't good enough for vegans hmm? they've got to have beans on kale, carrot, leek and celery
>>199166528>Would still be chucking some meat in there though.Exactly>>199166518>scaredOnly cunt scared of anything is you, you're terrified of a lovely bit of cheese like some sort of anorexic tarqwoman
>>199166522those glasses are identicalit's more the angle the photo is taken at that helps him out
>>199166537Enjoy going down the local fag club and getting fucked which is clearly what you're all about
>>199166545>Parmigiano Reggiano>veganIdiot
scran beef, milk and eggs far more than i shouldcholesterolberg levels are probably skyhigh
>>199166537genuinely don't know what you pair of retards are even arguing about
>>199166556>those glasses are identicalno they're not lol. completely different shape
Lots of transphobia in /Brit/ tonight :/Sad to see so much unnecessary hate and anger.
BREAKING: Random House releases a collection of every mousey post that doesn't make sense.
>>199166564Nah, you're allright. I'd be more worried about their natural status i.e. gmos
>>199166549I'm not even vegetarian you mong. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy a meal without meat sometimes like some fussy little incel
>>199166585is there yeah?
>>199166207I kinda hope he wants to join in.
>>199166562all your posts just sound so low iq. you're a boomer i reckon
>>199166577they are the same you're seeing them from a different angle
>>199166563you're an idiot, you added that in after i posted
>>199166522>>199166556It's the focal length, look it up.
>>199166585get your nips out and we'll all get along just fine
>>199166610Focal I know about glasses
Parmigiano isn't even vegetarian technically since it's made with calf rennet
>>199166604no they're fully different glasses. look where the bridge meets the eyes. it's directly on the corner on the ones on the right and it's down a quarter inch on the ones on the left. they're also more square and dont have wide flat legs.
>>199166591Vegetarians eat cheese you FUCKING MONG
boring
NOO I just found it, "internet gaming disorder". It's so over.
do you like british movies or american movies? i don't really know british movies. are they better than american movies?
really want britain to be nuked
LOVE nurses
I know a few people who only eat meat and potatoes, no other fruit or veg and they're genuinely some of the thickest and most depressed people I've ever met
>>199166656Some of the lads here really need to work on their text game
>>199166660don't know any American movies
>>199166673>solo-parented four daughtersdeary me
>>199166673Wonder if her kids know and are therefore traumatised for life
>>199166678rather than slagging them off to your internet friends maybe be a decent person and point it out to them that their diet could use some work?
>>199166680
I am unemployed and about to spend someone else's hard earned money on alcohol.
>>199166660Both have good representatives.
>>199166725the tale of a wasteman
>>199166678I bet they're vastly more self-actualised than you thoughever
>>199166680no he cooked with this
Some people think theyre always right
women prostituting themselves is so leftist and progressive! based liberal global order! we did it reddit
>>199166714Oh believe me I've tried.These are the sort of people who gag and wretch at the thought of eating a bit of cucumber.
>>199166725Do you at least feel bad about it?
>>199166678>I know a few people who only eat meat and potatoesNo you don't.
This coming Wednesday I might get steaming as a rocket.We haven't had a good steaming session in a while.
>>199166725More power to you lad.
>>199166755nope
>>199166664
>>199166744shut the fuck up you thick paki they are the SAME glasses
1 litre of cheap paki shop vodka, completed
>self-actualised didn't think it was possible for brick to sound even more retarded then he usually does but i think he bought a thesaurus recently
>>199166725based
>Banksy let loose inflatable boat with dummy migrants at Glastonbury Idles setare lad's done it again
>>199166680basedthe mardy shit begins a couple of days before their period arrives anyway
>>199166750How does an enlightened tarqorexic faggot like you come to be friends with such people?
>>199166798I'm 6ft, 12 stone, literally walking perfection mate.
>diego's never heard of maslow's hierarchy of needs lol
sweaty fat ginger girls
need a decent drinking game for thursday night
>>199166824Had to do about Maslow and his hierarchy or needs in A-Level Media Studies Doing A-Level Media Studies was one of the worst decisions I ever made TBF.
>>199166824it's actually hilarious how you don't realise how stupid you sound
>>199166824He really is a quintessential midwit.
>>199166850did you yeah?
>>199166784Why haven't you been treating us to homealone in recent weeks?
>>199166850what the fuck has it got to do with media studies?
>>199166858See >>199166863
listening to tales of mystery and imagination - edgar allan poe by the alan parsons project
18 to 23 year old girls have such a nice creamy smell to them
my welsh grandad looks like this
>>199166897that's you though. maslows hierarchy of needs lmfao
>>199166911no they don't
>>199166911yeah 24 year olds smell like shit
Diego got caught lying about being "5'11 and stocky" earlier when his 1,020kcal-a-day manley diet was exposed kek
>>199166915he's not welsh he's scottishsean connery
>>199166915reckon he hasn't been totally honest about his past
>>199166915Phoenician DNA is strong in the Welsh.
Rorke has failed to prevent his attraction to transsexuals
>>199166920Gibberish from you diego, try againMaybe you need to attend to your basic needs before engaging in this conversation. Has mummy changed.your nappy recently?
dr disrespect the age of consent
>>199166955you have autism and a very low iq just thought you'd like to know
>spooling up for the Phoenician DNA routine againi'm off to bed
>>199166972See>>199166955
>>199166942what the heck?!?!
Donald Drumpf, if you're reading this ... FUCK YOU!!!
Good album this not sure if anyone has heard of it.
>>199166942>deano turns black halfway throughuhh lads?
>autism and a very low iqthat's R deegz!
>At least 18 killed in northern Nigeria blasts
>>199167008>>199167008
>>199166935that was me. you know you can eat more than your arbitrary "servings" right?
crane fly in me room
>>199167001Mental how much more shaggable the white one is
>>199167001mental how easily I could disfigure these two
>>199166323
>>199166831my personal favourite
I am a 27 year old Welsh trans woman.
>>199167025>that was me.Yeah that's what I said
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719699261430115.webmrasheed and jamal pulling their baldy half inchers to this
>>199167026makes sense, william is irish diaspora through his mother
>>199166660the essential britkino
he's nothign but an embarrasmenrt to me
NEW>>199165662>>199165662>>199165662
>>199167062Grim
>>199167056
I'm trans and I'm voting Reform UK.
>>199167056you're a man
>>199166942>downstairs doesn't go anywhereai is going to be great for the horror genre in the short term
Squirt is not “literally just piss”
