chebs edish
What would your mother say if you brought home a French girl?
poo smells haha
>>199165718bonjour
Safe to say diego's on the ropes
>>199167092GOOD post
>>199165662she only shoots scenes with black men btw
>>199167092
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719700380383715.webmwhy are black women like this?
>>199167120As any respectable white pornstar should
>>199167137>>199167106same poster
who cares if one more light goes out in a sky of a million stars
>poo smells
TBF I'm getting used to doing morning shifts at work now. Don't hate them as much. It's surprising how well I'm able to function on 1 hour or so of sleep as well.
>>199167168would you ever have a black bf EW?
Me pissing on the yanks ITT
still funny how charlie veitch cried to the wikipedia admins to get his article protected because people kept editing it to include true things about him that he didn't like
>>199167168poo smells lmao
>I'm 5'11 and stocky
How many of these apply to you?1. Preoccupation with Internet games. (The individual thinks about previous gamingactivity or anticipates playing the next game; Internet gaming becomes thedominant activity in daily life.)2. Withdrawal symptoms when Internet gaming is taken away. (These symptomsare typically described as irritability, anxiety, or sadness, but there are nophysical signs of pharmacological withdrawal.)3. Tolerance—the need to spend increasing amounts of time engaged in Internetgames.4. Unsuccessful attempts to control the participation in Internet games.5. Loss of interests in previous hobbies and entertainment as a result of, and withthe exception of, Internet games.6. Continued excessive use of Internet games despite knowledge of psychosocialproblems.7. Has deceived family members, therapists, or others regarding the amount ofInternet gaming.8. Use of Internet games to escape or relieve a negative mood (e.g., feelings ofhelplessness, guilt, anxiety).9. Has jeopardized or lost a significant relationship, job, or educational or careeropportunity because of participation in Internet games.
>>199167193
>>199167189>true things about him that he didn't likesuch as?
>>199167178Don't know what the future holds.>>199167196I'm bulimic and this is fucking offensive.
>>199167189Which things?
mad how fat and unhealthy you'd have to be to think eating a healthy diet means you're anorexic. can imagine this trans-fat getting out of breath whilst his fat fingers struggle to type
>I'm bulimic and this is fucking offensive
>>199167214did all this with champ manager back in the day
>>199167214tl;dr
>>199167220which do you do:self-induced vomiting; misuse of laxatives, diuretics, or othermedications; fasting; or excessive exercise.
wank, shower then bed i reckon
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>mad how fat and unhealthy you'd have to be to think eating a healthy diet means you're anorexic. can imagine this trans-fat getting out of breath whilst his fat fingers struggle to type
>>199167273Self induced vomiting.>>199167256What do you really think the end result of abusing me will be?
Mental how much you care
bed, shower then wank i reckon
>>199167259its the proposed internet gaming disorder. you need at least five of the points to have it. do you think it should be accepted or scrapped?
>>199167294I feel called out.
it's over
I am an EpiscopalianMy wife is Lutheran(you) are going to hell
>>199167295>What do you really think the end result of abusing me will be?Gies a preview
Noncing a blunt
>>199167324you're about two days late mate
>>199167325not a very episcopalian thing to say, do they even believe in hell?
>>199167348Hell is simply a choice you make and can be defined as permanent separation from God
I am addicted to sleeping. Don't know why I love it so much.
>>199167325you don't have a wife
>>199167380i wish it were that easy, if so id go to hell in a heartbeat. fuck that power tripping jew in the sky
>>199167380Jewish fairy tale nonsense.
Night nigh x
Led By Donkeys dropped into a Reform UK rally with a remote controlled Putin bannerNigel was NOT pleased!
>>199167411name one single thing nigel farage will actually do to improve the life of the average british working class man
>>199167317was all offline tbf so irrelevant
>>199167411Led By Donkeys protecting the uniparty, very cool
>>199167411for a group that prides itself on calling out political corruption it's bizarre they never actually do anything beyond sixth form tier stunts and more to the point never actually criticise anyone who are not the tories or reform
im voting for nige
>>199167450good lad
Does anybody else like pegging?I don't like the homoerotic implications, but it's very hot just seeing a big, beautiful booty moving back and forth. Much more aesthetic than seeing a hairy, muscular ass if you ask me.
>>199167389Yes I do>>199167401You are choosing hell
https://youtu.be/fJ2N3PLjdro?si=AC45XJxG-gxV9jBK
>>199167484I'm not choosing anything because your 2000 year old Semitic desert myths aren't real.
Canada.
Genuinely insane just how egregious the BBC's bias against Reform has been. I don't even want the licence fee abolished anymore, I want the whole fucking corporation shut down. Withdraw the royal charter.
>>199167498You are indeed choosing
>>199167502Yes?
>>199167511It was funny watching last nights question time and all the "questions" he got were from rasheeds and womensad state of affairs
The kids are taking Ritalin to pass their exams. RITALIN! An amphetamine!
>>199167589based kids
>>199167589put them all in mental institutions
>>199167589Almost like amphetamines are performance enhancing drugs. Mad innit?
Anyone seen Toby about? I'm worried he's been arrested again
>>199167548They were good questions. Timmy on the other hand would have jabbered away awkwardly for a minute or so until the mic got taken away.
>>199167294>tfw 5'7lads... I made it...
>>199167186top kek, would love more vids like this if you have em
I suffer from a profound and chronic sadness that permeates every aspect of my life.Good night.
The Bear is excruciatingly awful. You people like this shit? It’s not even a comedy it’s more like misery porn about depressed, loathsome and pretentious people yelling at each other in really cloddy, hamfisted, overly choreographed, and claustrophobic sequences. It was tolerable as background noise in the first two seasons, but season 3 is vile and ugly and aimless and excruciatingly boring. Just watch Top Chef for chrissakes.
>>199167589even crazier when you realize how much easier the exams are nowadays and they're still drugging themselves up to not even get good grades
I've seen this one before
>>199167652Injecting foreign hormones into your body and cutting your cock off should solve that I reckon.
>>199167548Supposedly representative of the public, even though the audience were pretty much agreeing with everything the Green Party leader said despite only polling at 3%
cheeky couple g&ts and a bump of ket while the gf is asleep
>>199167652GoodDon’t wake up
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1719693365490947.webm
TOO MANY FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE
>>199167677Why does Corbyn love black people so muchHe shagged Diane AbbottHe was even on twitter talking about doing a "grime music video" the other dayIs he Irish diaspora
>>199167668
imagine if reform became the official opposition omdz
>>199167705would shag them rotten
>>199167713least deluded reform voter
nice argument however i'm still voting magpies
Jeremy White… bad!Ramsay Gordon… good!
Quit vaping about 3 weeks ago nowStill have no idea why I did it, friends and family pressured me but I never had a problem with it, now I’m just angry all the time and resentful toward those who wanted me to quit
>>199167745How mean Gordon Ramsay?
>>199167092thanks man, everytime i see a troon i remember this and get disgusted immediately, more people should read this.
>>199167712is this george floyd and is he finna bust down with that small asian
>>199167532Home.
test
>>199167718What's your pp size compared to theirs
>>199167706true
>>199167719They will. Labour will win by a landslide but still appears Nige is creating a big splash
>>199167751month and a half that i've been off the fags and vapesi don't feel much diff but then i don't feel better, just about the same
>>199167786reform will not become the official opposition you clown
>>199167794I don’t feel any better at all, feel the same just angrier
>>199167764It might not feel familiar when you return, but you're welcome any time.
Marco Poo White
>>199167801never occurred to me that the zoomer haircut is just them trying to emulate their black role models
>>199167817yeah i only really feel like waking up is better without desperately needing a fag but then, having the fag was so nice and i'd wake up so much more quickly after it that the benefit of waking up not craving is not that great
i had no idea dick whittington was a real person. I thought he was just a cat
>>199167782mine is just under 7 inches
China is collapsing.
desuarchive DOWN
>>199167937'
>>199167933Hello Spermtza
The conspiracy against me by certain groups and people is collapsing
got loads of ugly tattoos when I was a skinny leftist twink, now that I'm roided to fuck I wish I didn't have themtook this after my gym sesh today
>>199167968in case anyone is watching 'roided' just means full of beans aha
our landour pride
>>199167913Dick Whittington had a cat, he was not himself a cat
Mad how the lead presenter on GMB is a former politician, shadow chancellor who is married to the current shadow home secretary, and that's normal and fair apparently
>>199167968same. i cant pull the twink face anymore because im balding. picrel is me
>>199167953insane jump to conclusions from the man living in lawless asia there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hSQCovjmQ
>>199167999That's what the woke mob would have you believe
Who’s an old /brit/ poster you miss?I miss Moni.
>>199168033lookng good king
>>199168043is craven still alive
I am drinking coffee. It is almost 3 in the morning.
>>199168043sershlad
>>199167922BBC
>>199168063Because you've been drinking though, right?
>>199168043the anons from 2014-18
>>199168073I'm white, kys
too drunk to put on bed sheets goodnight lads
>>199168043FATCAMATCAM
>>199168074excellent
>>199168093>>199167922need it in my bum
>>199168063Why do you do this to yourself?
would be nice if i could just be like reborn as a different person.
>>199168074little ginger gay
>>199168043
>>199168136real nigga
>>199168136genuinely wonder what is happening to him nowhe still with his bf?he suicided?he rejoined employment and now completely mentally healthy?hope he is ok
where is he right now then?
>>199168090Tiny Willy
Just witnessed a man make an X
>>199168043miss mark and his bastarding tubahe loved posting that thing the mad cunt
>>199168063love wovfeve me
>>199168158>April>the 28thYOU HAD ONE JOBONE JOBWHY ARE ALL POLITICIANS SO FUCKING USELESS
What is it with all white converts to Islam being ginger?
dude it's so fricking hot outside
We must never forget
>>199168158musta got lotta piss taken out of him for that name growing up
been sitting in my room with the window open completely naked since 10pmin an hour the bloody sun will rise and the birds will start their screeching october can't come soon enough
off to toil in 17 hours
>>199168174dont get it
Fuckin goofs
>>199168043anime ukip lad from 2014, spent many days on the train to my internship talking to him >.<
>>199168232Pack it in mate
>>1991682574/20 4:20
dude weed lmao
never wanking againsick of the awful feeling afterwards
>>199168300i would have to have every indicator of schizophrenia to have figured that out from your post
If you cant remember where you were on 4/20 4:20 2020 i dont want to talk to you
>>199168323Why bother writing this shit man literally nobody but fags like me who are gonna tell you to shut up will read it. Doesn't impress anyone, nobody cares, everyone's here for porn or funny videos... not ur weird retarded larp fanfic. You aren't gonna convince anybody you're anything by pretending you ain'r gonna wank again.
Nothing ever happens bros will be proven wrong soon
wanking againnot sick of the awful feeling afterwards
>>199168348Was having a spliff with my Dad
>>199168348woulda been on lock doh like the rest of the uk
Tonight's the night to be niggardly I think. Can't spare a lot of money now
so many days so long ago that i remember and now theyre so long ago i remember and so many days so long ago that i remember and now theyre so long ago i remember and so many days so long ago that i remember and now theyre so long ago i remember and so many days so long ago that i remember and now theyre so long ago i remember and
>>199165662looks like my mum
Nicholas Wending Refn movies all look nice, lots of pretty colors, but literally nothing happens, it's just people walking slowly and waiting ten seconds between every line
>>199168348I was shitting and pissing and, oh yeah, VOMITING out of every hole in my body
>>199168400yeah?
LGBT = PAEDO
>>199168420yh
wish i churn that rindwith a good ol glaze
>>199168428pics?
>>199168348Work finally crumbled on the 18th, so I made some calls on the 19th to see what I could line up, then ordered a dropoff from the dispensary.I smoked a joint at 0420 and another one at 1620... the next day I was offered employment.
Good morning lads
>>199168400do you want to shag her?
>>199168417
>>199168427He looks like absolute shit now. He looked all right in Doctor Who back in like 2006 or whenever that was.
>>199168427I will wear this t-shirt in public
>>199168427state of that quiff
>>199168446well good morningbit cold out
>>199168446gm
RIO RIOOO OMDS
>>199168427why is he so swarthy
>>199168427years and years ago i thought there was something incredibly false and evil about david tennant when i'd see him hosting have i got news for you, and not your usual put on hosting thing or actor's personality thingand so as time has progressed and we have learnt what we have about his family i reckon he is RAPING his kids, and have basically no doubtshe and martin sheen are establishment nonces for sure. sources: their careers with the BBC, the way they act, how their kids have turned out
>>199168442nah>>199168449prefer not to say
>>199168492based paedo detector
>>199168481Looks like rio ferdinand
>>199168485The Old Testament was actually about Celts.
>>199168427>>199168481related https://nypost.com/2024/06/28/us-news/popular-gay-porn-star-austin-wolf-busted-for-trading-sickening-child-porn-feds/
chinensechinense foodchinense foooooooooood
>>199168514It does mention the Scythians and Persians who both were Indo-European.
don't have quite as much chocko snacks as i thought i didbleedin woke mob
Might eat Chinese food.
Might eat Chinense food.
The Scythians were proper mentalists. They would ride around in their chariots smoking weed and they were feared as deadly warriors.
i need to buy more chocko snack :(
>>199168572OH THATS REALLY COOOL I LOVE HISTORY AND STUFF BUT IF I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE SCYTHIANS I WILL WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO OR LISTEN TO A PODCAST ABOUT THEM YEAH?
steaming
Please fucking tell us more about the fucking Scythians PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEIM BEGGING FOR MORE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM
>>199168585use your indoor voice please
America.
>>199168572How can you concentrate on fighting when you're stonedI would just want to chill out
>>199168607Fucking hell is 4chan really this woke now? Can't even use a few capital letters anymore?Will i be getting banned soon for this too? Fucking hell the woke trannies infected everything i still like.
>>199168636Are these woke trannies here in the room with us, David?
Fuh-king hell.. You really can't say anything anymore these days. Utterly barmy this world has become.
people who say woke unironically should be sentenced by a court of law to have their tongues cut out
Woke.
What's gucci my nigger
>>199168669you are saying it ironically it doesnt count
People who say unironically should be unironically hung drawn and quartered and have their head and their small cocks paraded through the streets of whatever retardville they grew up in.
>>199168665woke nonsense
going to smoke a fat preroll now because i hate my life and long for a few hours of peace
woke is like the opposite of sleepyyou can be woke and talk loud too
Woke used to mean based for left wingers.Just think about that for a second.Yeah.Pretty crazy.
on the sauvignon blanc
The ancient Germanic people burned witches at the stake. That was even before they became Christian.Burning witches continued in Christianized Germanics, particularly in Northern Germany and England.
>>199168688why
>>199168698I talk pretty loudly in my sleep sometimes
>>199168688big talk from a country where no one's been executed since the 60swe executed someone two days ago
rorke taking a nap to own the woke mob
>>199168696ktim
>>199168726I was executed yesterday
>>199168712Need a cartoon of a pagan and christian shaking hands as a witch is burning in the background.
>>199168585>>199168601sorry mate but he's too intelligent to have stuck around in here and read your post, he's gone straight back off to learn more about his scythians
>>199168749try reddit
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
>>199168725why? what do you say? who are you talking to?
In ancient Germanic folklore, witches could fly in the air and they could suck the life energy out of you like a psychic vampire.
>>199168800So just like a regular woman then?
>>199168770I don't go there so I don't know what they post.
>>199168800I am bewitched by jewish ladies
in ancient russia, food eat you
>>199168796It always comes out as complete bullshit. I probably have a few recordings of it on here somewhere. It usually happens when I have dreams about my mom - she died about fifteen years ago.
might carry dogstein like a little baby boy for the rest of his life
witches don't need to suck they make their own energy
>>199168866If you do, you'll have to.
>>199168866ive never gotten a dog because i remember how much it destroyed me when my hamsters died as a child and i dont think i could get a dog knowing it would die before me someday
>>199168800Germanic, Celtic, Arabian, Jewish, Slavic and Chinese folklore all had stories of vampires!
yank obsessed with witches calling other people reddit
>>199168220nate its not even fucking hot
>>199168858my condolences
>>199168885Got The Cosmic Mystery of Jesus Christ arriving via mail soon catyank, looking forward to it.
Wondering if I'm just not sleeping tonight then
wish we were all in a pub together in some dreary little corner of old england talking and laughing together
You don't know how little you matter until you're all aloneIn the middle of Arkansas with a little rock left in that glass dickUsed to date a blonde, you used to hit it raw'Cause she was and you are madly involved, madly involved[Hook]Hittin' stones in glass homesYou're smokin' stones in abandoned homesYou hit them stones and broke your homeCrack rock, crack rockCrack rock, crack rockHittin' stones in glass homesYou're smokin' stones in abandoned homesYou hit them stones and broke your homeCrack rock, crack rockCrack rock, crack rock
Love summer me, always assume people who hate it are just obese.Although it should be said that I live on a street in front of a forest and the road in front is full of huge trees, so it is likely much cooler where I live than in some povvo council estate lol
ive been posting in /brit/ for years but have never attempted a tripfag gimmick. think id like to. any ideas?
>>199168913top stuff mate. great book that. very deep and philosophical it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRtSAGSafQM
>>199168935my idea is that you don't
>>199168885oh yeah also Italian and Malaysian did too
>>199168892Labelling others is redditYou redditorFucking idiot
>>199168929can I move to your house?
>>199169017I didn't label anyone reddit, I just described somethign that happened.
>>199168726Retard
Not rwadig any of thsis hot sUFKC FOFF
>>199169061fat ugly pig waste of air
Fuck off
>>199169025your plane tickets are in the post as we speak x
rorke watching the opening to the dark knight rises and giggling
Dadberg and unclestein were talking about politics and the presidential debate. It was so boring.
Gouuyuh
>>199169118arr they going to vote for drumpf?
Me dog is like a European the way he emulates what an AmeriGOD does and looks up to me
>>199169118bet they're both stupid rorke chuddies talking about how we need trump to win to save israel and black jobs or something
>>199169117watched the trilogy recently and completely forgot how silly the dark knight rises is compared to the other two
>>199169117leftypol trying not to laugh along
>>199169124women dress like this and get upset when unattractive men and old men stare at them
>>199169129Yeah.>>199169131Dadberg used to be pro-Israel but he's changed his mind on that. He's slowly become redpilled on the Jews. No joke he really has
>>199169081thank you <3
>>199169151Women just smile when I look at them. I'm ugly and fat, but I'm 6'5 and have a full head of hair.
>>199168884hamtaro ass nigga
trump farage badstarmer biden good
Women have been ogling me and I look the worst I ever have,
cat yank just a shittty pretend version of mihai
>>199169142I remember laughing in the theater when I saw it and then other people started laughing too haha
>>199169118voting for Trump me
>>199169217I couldn't get over how fucking stupid Bane's voice was.
>>199169240me too
>>199169247Do you want to be frens?
>>199169240based
>>199169260>>199169260>>199169260
scranning ice cream cake
>>199169258we already are, catyank.
when I vote I just mark everything on the ballot randomly to create chaos and bring these people's pomposity down a bit you know
>>199168906Thank you... I want to see if I can find some of the recordings of me "talking to her." They're pretty funny. Usually the individual words make sense, but the way I string them together when I'm asleep is straight up dada-ist AI nonsense.
