/brit/ editionPrev>>199177919
Mexico is cool
>>199178507there aren't mexicans on /cum/
>>199178586My favorite wearer of blackface
>>199178622:(
>>199178586chat is this real
>>199178572is fucking hot right now... nothing cool. May till December
>>199178586I like him because he said to Queen Elizabeth that he went to the North Pole and his dad was Santero
>>199178622A year ago we had regular Mexican posters including a creep photographer lol. What happened?
>>199178974goshy
>>>/gif/27451788Laughing my ass off at this
>>199179205There is no goshpedo.
>>199179260I was on that thread. Once people are down give them a chance to stand up and never hit from behind, but hey, it's u.s.a
>>199179274hi goshy
/cum/ is a schizo general
i just gooned, playing porn games takes so much of your time it's insane, i can easily spend the whole day in one and not even realize
>>199179320The Mexican way would be to decapitate your opponent with a chainsaw, eh?
Itchy scalp
>>199180126WTF
Had two drinks last night but I feel fine since I drank so much water
>>199178507But Cody... we're friends...
>>199179260>that gif Completely justified
85% humidity, little chance of rainkill me
Penile trauma induced by chronic masturbation habits
>>199180283When I used to get drunk fairly often I would drink a pint or more of water before going to bed. It definitely meant I would feel less shit the next day.
>>199182222Yeah I feel perfectly fine. No mental slowness, tiredness, or malaise.
hello. time for church
Woke up early to drive to a provincial park for a hike. Ive been taking melanin for the past 4 days and it finally gave me real nightmares. Dreamt of ghosts haunting me and also breaking my diet with chips. Both stressed me immensely. I am glad I only ate in the dream.
>>199178830Pretty sure she would know and have met his dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5TiRCicj5A&ab_channel=Pyrotechnical It's up
fuck you janny
having a gf is gay as fuckholding hands n shit lol faggot
Dishwasher smells like wet dog again
>>199183096Stop washing your dog in it
kiss my ass janitor you bitch ass nigga i did a n word post in kast thread yeahkiss my motherfucking ass
>>>/adv/31531589
>>199178507Genuine question, why do /pol/tards support Trump so much, when he’s clearly pro-Israel and for Indian immigration?
>>199183275I hope this is fake
America
>>199183812would you like to fall into a dope addiction with me
Il mondo che ...whattayacllit...I was born in, nun esiste cchiù
I want a hurricane like katrina to hit my hometown too so I can be fucking american
>>199184162Being American is a state of mind, Pierre.
>>199183941America (God bless it)https://youtube.com/shorts/i2FqTXVtDTc
looking for a flat assed flat chested single mom to wife up criterias you have bastard children you dont give me bjs ever you bleed my bank account dry you hate me
>>199184192I would have licked her feet
Relationship problems do not affect me because I do not have a gf.
>>199179260is this legal?
how would /cum/ react if I did a stinky smelly fart in their porridge?
Coulda been da president
I'll never be free, I see it clear as day now
Cats brought me a dead iguana gonna have a cool skull in a couple days
>>199184470I would be shocked!
>>199185309Do you want help
>>199185330I think you should just look at me to gain experience from my mistakes
>>199184470If somebody did a stinky fart in my porridge I would most likely throw the porridge in the bin. Then I would never let my food be unattended around that person again.Also I might mention to my landlord that my housemate farted on my food and I would ask the landlord to kick this person out for antisocial behaviour.
>>199185662yeah stfu asshole
>>199185662yeah speak on it king
Unsucked
good morning!
>>199185773Fuck you, why would you say that>>199186015Thanks, friend
https://www.tiktok.com/@_run_forest/video/7384571666346626336?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
>>199184470i'd kill you instantly for being so ugly in my presence
Just ate a whole tub of this.I think I'm going to die.
>>199186972I hope you cleaned the tub first!
>>199186972>1.4 kgThat's a lot of pasta
>>1991869721,4kg you absolute NUTjob!!
Sometimes my kitty gets eye boogers and I gotta pick them out and he just sits all smug and purrs while I do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbYn09Ld-c
>>199187664Garbage music by garbage human
>>199187206I purr when you touch me too
i've been partying for an entire week straight. god i love midsummer
>>199187809Personally I prefer garage musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5mEszYqjmsYes that song is from a genre called "garage" which was popular about 25 years ago
>>199188120How much would 500ml of beer cost in a bar in Estonia?
>>199188120https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8
>>199188374depends on where. in a tourist trap probably something like 15-10 euros, in a regular bar in a small town probably 3-5 euros. in a club or in a festival probably 10. popular bars maybe 5-7 euros. in a store 1-2 euros. maybe less if you buy a 40oz
>>199188459lol this but mixed with the vibe of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI
>>199188459>GoonRockYup, that’s me.
back from church
CERTIFIED LOVERBOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WOP WOP WOP
the agenda for cumday>ship a package>get groceries>get a meal while out>clean the apartment the rest is tbd, what else should i do today?
>>199188478>in a tourist trap probably something like 15-10 eurosDamn that's a lot of money>in a regular bar in a small town probably 3-5 eurosThat sounds better. But if I go to Tallinn I better take some money, it seems.
>>199188907You could watch England lose to Slovakia in the European football championships, it's on nowEngland are already 1-0 down and I personally think it's unlikely that they'll come back and win, they've been playing poorly recently
>>199189002Aren't you Sco'ish?
sea sex and sun
>>199189039I'm English. I'm not Mousey by the way. I think he's Scottish.
>>199189158Can I kiss you?
>>199189041sexo con cum con cum con sex
>>199189381If you are female, yes. If you are not, then no.
>>199189698**cums in your english bussy**
what made u realize u was a gay nigga?
Mihai died, didnt he?
>was gonna go to a wedding today>Wifeberg is sickTime to smoke marijuana and watch movies!
>>199189921i found penises to be sexual
>>199189931yep. drug overdose
>>199189950thoughts on pussy?
>>199189961This is fucked up if true, he was very sweet despite making stupid posts. I hate this dogshit existence so much
>>199180126moral of the story: whip it out immediately on the first date since it's a retard filter.
>>199189942I wish I could just not go to a wedding. My brother is getting married and I don't want people to ask what I'm doing with my life
>>199190048blood and goo? nah.
>>199189950men are gross though
>>199190136so u really a gay nigga then....not even a bi nigga
/int/? More like /intcel/.
>>199189942Is your wife hot?
do people actually mean it when they say "you made my day" ? I don't think anything has made me happy for more than 30 mins
>>199179260>>199179320>>199184299from the replies in that thread it seems this was in brazil. based brazil. we love brazil <3
>>199188947don't go to tourist traps, ask any local alcoholic (most people) for a recommendation. bring your own booze to the bar and refill your drink class in the smoking area. if caught don't resist and just leave immediately. don't go to the same places finns go to, they're the usual cash cows
>>199189921This place psy-opsed me into it, luckily I'm still straight and just happen to whack it to the straightest of gay stuff like femboys on occasion
>>199188947also don't go to places russians go to unless you need sex, a haircut or drugs, they are the blacks of eastern europe
i have never beaten the original super mario bros
Karma's a bitch. I should've known betta
>>199190580Go play it, as an adult it's not so bad
>>199190444>femboys on occasiondo you find yourself wanting a femboy dick in your mouth
I'd suck a femboy dick.
what are /cum/'s thoughts on boobies
>>199190701I'd suck boobies.
id ponder them
>>199190650Nah not even when I'm really horned up, at most I would give one a cheeky tug but I'm still a strict top
>jasonkin conversationsnope. imma have brekky and then clean my place a bit
>>199190861tops give head too thoughever, youd just be a jerk for not doing it
that first poo of the day hits different after a long night of drinking
>>199190645playing it right now, can't get passed 1-4
>>199191026You the same nigga playing quake 64 the other day?
>>199190650>>199190699>>199190701>>199190737were better than this guys
>>199190957Okay then I guess I'm a jerk. At any that's also all hypothetical since I don't actually want to do one irl, maybe when I'm really horned up but the post nut clarity gets rid of that swiftly.
>>199190436>>199190523Fair enough, thanks
>>199191105sorry done now
>>199191026>cant even beat world 1
Another beautiful day of doing nothing and enjoying a completely organized personal space. My office at work, my apartment and all my other personal spaces (mailbox, car etc) are perfectly clean and organized. There is a cool breeze today. The only thing that isn't all squared away is the bed, and I'm leaving it unmade because I'll use it to masturbate later. I usually like an afternoon wank.Another beautiful day of having no call or text history saved on my dumbphone which has a perfectly black screen and very few apps enabled. Almost all of my chores are done and I have a small list of what's left to do. I think I'll go for a drive and get KFC today.
>>199189921I’m getting weirder over time but I still maintain my status as a straight nigga.
>>199190996like a slurry
> i'm going for an incelwalk teehee xDhave you considered going for a "getting-bitches-on-my-dick" walk instead?
A dealership near me is asking 14 grand for a fuckin 2013 Corolla with 100k km on itI'm tempted to go over there and set the fucking thing on fire
>incels aren’t even allowed to take incelwalks anymoretruly the most oppressed group
gimmick posters have the lowest iq in this board. i never reply to them
>>199191105there is always room for boobies itt
>>199190939>>jasonkinbriankin*
oh shit i made it to 2-1
>>199191507thats the most white looking body I've ever seen on a latina
if you're afraid of the hammer then you might be the nail
>>199191448What about nonwhite posters? :3
>>199191507imagine her shitting
I dont feel good
>>199191507thats jen seltert.former coomer
>go to karaoke with a friend yesterday and her coworkers>worrying the whole time that Im gonna pick some /mu/ shit by accident and scare the hoes>these god damn zoomers dont know any of the songs I put on, no matter how normie they were>not even space jammade a complete ass out of myself and only my friend knew any of the songs
>>199191364Brand new one for same price https://carfromjapan.com/cheap-used-toyota-corolla-2023-for-sale-6665a0b3965737447951f7ad
>>199191632>space jamwhat the fuck is wrong with you
>bragging about having friends
$500USD bounty for the video of the /cum/lord singing space jam in front of a bunch of zoomer normalfags
>>199191696EVERYBODY KNOWS THE GOD DAMN SONG, EVEN IF YOU DIDNT WATCH THE MOVIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW THIS PRUSSIAN MARCHING SONG?????
fuck me died at 2-1
Remember in the late 2000s and early 2010s when people called people sir for fun, I'm afraid of doing that doing because y'all will think I'm Indian/ one of their variants
It’s over
>>199191632Zoomers weren't alive when Space Jam came out, of course they don't know what it is
>>199191717You should have picked songs from the billboard top 100 instead of your tism songs
>>199191703fuck you, all my old high school buddies wouldve joined in ;_;
ever since i started listening to chicago drill i realized i wanted to be a hood nigga from the raq, so i started saying things like ON GDN...but i must be careful in my town
>>199191858I DIDfuckers knew 10 1Direction songs but couldnt sing an ed sheeran song
>>199191911>ed sheeranHe gives women the ick
>>199191632
love quora
>>199191507flat as a surf board
>>199191632>>199191829I'm a zoomer and I watched spacejam but I think who framed rodger rabbit is a lot better
>>199192144how is quora still around?
>>199180126I dated a girl who uses an android though.
seeing two women fuck really turns me on
getting infected with hiv really turns me on
Medicine Hat, Alberta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVW0ZyDNf94
WHATS THE WORST THING I COULD SAYYYTHINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAYYYSO LONG AND GOOD NIGHTTTTTTSO LONG AND GOOD NIGGHHHHHHTTTTT
>>199192005
>Boy, 4, drowns in Indian Creek in Hardin County
>>199191911>>199192005>>199192533Ed Sheeran mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQy_R9CYR4
>>199192463do you feel called to this symbol
>>199192626yes
>>199192699i wanted to get that tatted because i like techno but would pozzed niggas think im a pozzed nigga or no they wouldnt and its a way of the past traditional pozzers
>>199192768that's a really lame tattoo regardless, you made the right decision
just sneezed
>>199192827bless you
>>199192768They would think you are gay and have hiv
>>199192826no itd be really cool, id put it on the back of my right leg and itd look cool when im dancing>>199192855thats fine, i dont have HIV
i would pick 13 those strawberry shortcake bars are amazing
>>1991929185, 6, or 33.
>>199192918i would pick the spongebob with gumball eyes i remember picking 25 and hating it
>>199192918i always got the dibbs
modern nu-cum is soulless 2016-2018 cum was PEAK and GOATED I daresay
>>199192918kepp it simple. 10 for me
>>19919291813, 22, and 30I still remember getting a rocketpop from the ice cream man and forgetting it in my buddies treehouse
me in the barber's chair capping my ass off and inventing a whole new life so I don't seem like a failure
>>199192918I got to go to an ice cream truck once in my life on vacation in Florida and I got that exact Sonic
>>199192995dibbs are really underrated >>199192963those are good too 24 would be my second choice because i love bubbles
remember when people thought iran would have a revolution
>>199193107you have to do what's necessary to keep the conversation going.
>>199192918It says I can only get 1 so I guess I get 1
>>19919291828 let’s go
>>199192918as a kid I'd always pick the sonic one (but I'd spit out the gumballs)I'd probably pick 9 or 16
>>199193165do NOT look up what happened in January of 1978
>>199192889no its a tattoo for edgelords
you guys seeing this schizo>>199192583
/cum/ niggas be like"this gum too spicy"
/cum/ niggas then be like"this tattoo too spicy"
>>199193204the gum balls are the best part, they would be as hard as a rock from being frozen so i don’t blame you though
/cum/ niggas be like this tranny too sexy
>>199193216chat chat chat, it says on wikipedia that they ousted the shah is this real chat
/cum/ niggas be like /cum/ niggas be like
I was really into the biohazard symbol when I was a kid. Had a cool sticker for my DSlite with it on it.
>>199192918For me, it's a Feast
>>199193354heheh, we DO be like that
i think I'm getting some sort of onset dyslexia. I keep misreading words as completely differen't ones and sometimes words morph into eachother and make new words and I end up having to re-read sentences over and over sometimes.
I see how kids get addicted to tiktok
/cum/ niggas be likethese kids dancing too addicting
>my tiktok lolcow stopped uploading embarrassing content
I’m addicted to 4chan
How do I convince an American woman to marry me so I can get a greencard and emigrate?
4chan is objectively more addicting than tiktok
>>199193576the accent is a big plus lean into that
>>199193576Have sex with me
>>199193576i'd say find an anglophile, but anglophiles only like native englishman
>>199193617What's the specs of your knob?
If I make a TikTok, will I become a rich and famous person like the Paul brothers?
>>199193653
>>199193653No most likely people will laugh at you
what you need is some pressure to get going
Never seen an ice-cream truck irl. I guess it's a first world thing
>>199193653you can become the next king cobra, jason. you have the lolcow personality.
>>199193576Find one on Facebook
in france, they force you to eat shawarma from trucks.
I will become the next /cum/ lolcow, I will start hrt today I think, thoughts?!
>>199193734I'm guessing it's more of a suburban thing and wouldn't be popular in a European town/ village.
back from walmart. got milk and eggs
>>199193760wtf snopes says this is real!
>>199193848isn't that just copying gayson's gimmick tho
>>199193932Gayson became a tranny?! I thought he was a chaser?
the other day at work my coworker asked if i was straight and i was like yea and then later like 10 minutes later this nigga i know and am friends comes up and his face just tellls me its this nigga who told her to ask
>>199193107the last haircut I got I went to sportsclips and the lady who cut my hair just yakked nonstop I barely had to say anything. was actually nice
wanna learn linux but im afraid ill also start watching anime and using toe socks. its a slippery slope
>>199194119Just get fat and grow out a neck beard and never shave
>>199194119if you're not wearing programming socks you're not loonixing right. alsolearn gentoo
I made one. Ill post to it when I feel like it and see if I get any (You)s
i gotta say im drunk
>>199194300nigga it isnt even noon yet
>>199194298>1488 You are going to get banned
>>199194119>>199194167>>199194173wanted to try Rust but I went PowerShell, now I smell like shit
this is an east coast general
>>199194344Why? It's just numbers and they let me put them in, so.....?
>>199194298what exactly are you going to post? I'm sure the "neet sits at his computer" type of video is pretty oversaturated.
when are we gonna do another porn watchtogether?
>>199194344>>199194298already reported him keke
>>199194367least coast
are these reddit nibbas serious? of course it's completely justified
>>199194422I'll post my food and say "imagine eating this good" I guess, idk. I don't have a plan, I'll just treat it like 4chan with somewhat more strict rules.
>>199194466
>>199194167>>199194173>>199194345for real though. wanted to go with mint since i feel that everyone saying to get gentoo is messing with me
need bussy creampies
Imagine browsing reddit and posting reddit screenshots here to farm (You)s.
it's all so fucking grim i cant pretend any longer
>>199194592Ive noticed its always some dumbass canadian giving the (you)'s
>>199194537in my thigh high days I did indeed install numerous distros, but that was before it was a meme. anyways, now I don't do either.Last one I settled on was Manjaro with KDE
>>199194602Do you want to make low quality depression shitposts with me?
>>199194528>323South Centra, L.Al?
>>199194592If I did that aitah?
>>199194466why would she even feel the need to ask if it was justified
>>199194592ok, I imagined itnow what?
jasons posts already have gone viral multiple times on tiktok i m sure hed make it if he just posted normally
>>199194748cause her husband is a total beta and said she overreacted (she didn't tho).
>>199194799that’s what im saying of course you didn’t over react they literally sexually assaulted you
>>199194776who is putting gayson posts on tiktok? ya'll doing our nigga gayson dirty here
>>199190136BASED
>>199194850someone, they put urkels posts there too. I think theres probably a bunch of lurkers here who just watch us for entertainment
>>199191632>the zoomers don't know Space JamGRIM
>>199194889weird to be too scared to post here but then post everything onto tiktok. like oh no the 4chan upload is so much more scary than the tiktok upload
i made a tikitok that got 12k likes one time
>>199194967post it for us
>>199194889>>199194950It’s not necessarily lurkers. There’s a YouTuber with over a million subscribers who’s purportedly a /cum/ regular. Not sure if he’d want me posting the channel name, so I’ll leave it out.
>>199195074this nigga fruity
>>199195074You need to shave if youre to be a femboy.
>>199194688I’ve got nothing to say. I simply can’t bear this shit any longer
>>199195074kawaii
what the hell is wrong with me man
here's some good bait for the normans on tiktok. make a great reaction video from it
>>199195135it’s gonna be alright
>have a soft baby face>look like a dykehow do I cope with this
>>199195201how do you figure
>one (1) day left until Canada DayWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chicagobros......
>>199195249What do you do on canada day
>>199195074lol
Far right gets 33% in France. our Arab friend is gonna get deported
I hate phoneposting fuuuuuuu
>implying the controlled right will do anything
>>199195109I failed my life
>>199195246because you have your own best interests in mind and you will slowly improve your situation on your own as long as you keep going
>>199195294Get extremely drunk and high
>>199195315Le Pen is Kosher Right and explicitly opposes remigration. The AfD in Germany supports that policy THOUGH
>>199195274ill be at montrose beach at 3 for the dance party theyre having, come here and ask everyone u think is me if theyre from 4chan
>>199195394so like any other day for you?
>>199195315he will soon realize he should have taken that fuck post job i was offering so he could get a working visa and GTFO of france
>>199195404I'll just look for the smelly obese faggot with a bunch of gay witchdoctor shit
>>199195387i guess so. thanks cousin
>>199195294>statutory holiday>most places put on Canada Day parades>a lot of people do BBQs or other typical summer get togethers>fireworks display at night
>>199195449
get these gay niggas outta my /cum/
>>199195404That's like 7 miles away I'm not going all the way up there. Meet me at trump tower at 4pm tho
>>199195449brian? he has stopped posting
>>199195518>both chicago niggas be GAY as FUCKtruly makes one ponder
>>199195294it’s like the purge but with flannel
>>199195599I don't think he has, he just posts less
>>199195486So you just copied 4th of july yikes
>>199195486This but we also get much drunker and higher than the Americans.
>>199195699they are discount Americans after all
>>199195599nah he was here the other night sperging about people saying "nigga" so we just said it more
>>199195699>>199195773It’s all just a simulacrum of ancient summer solstice festivals anyway
>>199195519im not going there, thats boring as fuk. meet me at the river walk at 1am though and well have some fun smoke weed and have fun
UMMMMMMREDDIT SISTERS????
>>199195956>and well have some fun smoke weed and have funwhat if he's not gay though?hahahahahahahaha just kidding everyone from shitcago is a fag
new>>199196011>>199196011>>199196011
>>199195961Make a new thread fagget
>>199196007how is it gay to blaze weed? well have fun laughing and carrying on
>>199196026see >>199196021
