The new drug edition
Women won't do that with me either haha
porn can't grow old with me?! oh no
mental elves on a mad one
>>199186046mate you've never shagged in your life and it shows
Is it true that your chippys dont even serve fish anymore?
a robotwife can do all those things
I'm a full blown alcoholic
>>199186071Not allowed anymore under Shariah Law in the UK sadly
>>199186073but is she backwards compatible?
>>199186070>noooooo u cant have sex! that makes me hate myself nooooookek diego you're actually mental lol
Re-Gaelicise Scotland.
>porn can't>grow oldhmmm
>>199186004neither will women
The Cheka was ontologically good.
Ah yes, simply get a girlfriend, don't know how I hadn't thought of that
dont really want a gf kind of just want a maid i can shag
>>199186151have you TRIED?
>>199186145whos the cheka
>>199186151shower haircutsmile
get some therapyjoin a hiking clubfind a gf
>>199186092Grim, I wonder how long before our ones stop selling squid rings and other seafood and devolve into the kebab slop monstrosities I see posted here
>>199186187
>>199186198pakis are just thick it doesnt occur to them they have to blend in with the locals of a place
who here is getting a sex bot once they become good enough
Fucking niggers. Can't trust them
favourite blacked scenes? for me anything with kendra sunderland is straight fire
>>199186211Would take a nice greasy kebab any day over fucking squid rings. Nastiest shit ever.
So many porn sites these days have renamed the shemale section to transAbsolute clownwoke
>>199186228maybe they don't want to blend in into slag dogshite culture
>>199186208could literally batter fuck out of every person in this photo
Abandoning my old porn habits Going to embrace a diet of 100% fanois
>>199186208id make my national identity whinging about weather if i had to hike in that too
>>199186187have gotten multiple different haircuts and they all make me look shit because as it turns out i'm just an ugly freak lolas for showering and smiling, i shower every day but dont fully smile often because my teeth are fucked up (had a brace but one of my incisors is very chipped)
>>199186251What kind of moor doesnt like ocean food
I'm a hemale.
bros... check the clock
I'm a porn addict and I need help
I will not drink during the gameI have work tomorrowI absolutely cannot drink during the gamemaybe just a couple
>>199186168>>199186187not him but I'm too much of a social spastic to do the approaching. Not that the type of women that I'm sure were checking me out are women I'd like to shag though. Not into chubby indian birds.
>>199186308*reggae starts playing**enters thread through a cloud of smoke*aaaayyyyy
>>199186262fuck off you fenian bastard
>>199186309Porn is... *inhales* Nietzschean
Just tired of it all really
Ah yes, riveting posts toilfreaks. This is definitely interesting.
why is everyone fat now?
>>199186285I love seafood but calamar is rank. Horrible texture. I’ve tried it so many times from different places and never enjoyed it. Only tolerable with fresh alioli.
>>199186225he looks better than me irl screaming (in despair)
>>199186365it's the chemicalsthey're putting them into double cheeseburgers now
what are your opinions on Cyclothymic Disorder
>>199186404really wonder how he feels being the incel meme do people walk up to him and go woah it's blackops2cel in front of his family
i am sick and i am dull and i am plain
Just hanging on to see how Reform do really, nothing much to look forward to after that
STAY BACK
>>199186365the megacorporations have trained everyone to crave calorie-dense meals every few hours
>>199186330"approaching" can unironically be as simple as smiling at a bird
>>199186198glad the pakis aren't standing for these tarts
I am doing a poo
>>199186426me? extremely strong survival urge. terrible really
>>199186449yeah and I'd look like a freak
>>199186417You don't suffer
>>199186426:/
>>199186004Neither can women tho.
>>199186465corrr lovely
really wish the realization that I'm such a fucking loser would stop hitting me like a tonne of bricks
Couldn't give a fuck about politics honestly. Realistically, what'll happen if Reform wins? nothing.
actual footage of the england game
>>199186469you dont need to smile at them like the fucking joker mate. you can just do a normal smile.
gay retard hour is it?
i am not watching the england game
How much do you have saved for a deposit? I only have 21k and feel like it's a waste of time, might as well spend and enjoy it
Oh is Kobbie Mainoo playing? Oh I love Kobbie Mainoo! Such a good head on his shoulders that Kobbie Mainoo. If only we had more lads like Kobbie Mainoo.
Beer Korma will be the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in 4 days.
How do I filter all posts about football
>>199186508yeah? That it is it? If I smile, they'll just expect me to approach them, which I'm not doing because I cant speak to women.
kobbie maypoo
>>19918653050k, might spend it all on prostitutes
thoughts on the kentoids?
>>199186557>i cant speak to womenthat's your own faultgrow a pair
>>199186544Go to /sp/ they'll all be /int/posting and not talking about football
>>199186487*hits you like half a tonne of bricks*:3
>>199186404He looks worse.The desperation to appear better than he does is cringe. Like a balding bloke clinging on to his last patch of hair.He should embrace his incel-ness, which ironically, would make him more attractive t. natty 8/10
>>199186598>that's your own faulthow?
Absolutely no motivation to do anything except play the same handful of video games
it looms
>>199186501Rorke always thinks that le epic new chud politician/party that comes along will finally be the catalyst that sparks his much desired race war where we will finally send the buggers back, finish what Hitler started in the holocaust, and implement state-mandated girlfriendsOf course what really happens is they govern as a slightly centre right entity once they get into power and reality smacks them in the face and they are generally so incompetent they are voted out pretty soon after because they are only good at complaining and not at governing.
>>199186620never learned how to, never forced yourself to, never put yourself in situations where you need towho else's fault would it be?
>>19918653010% isn't considered enough any more, 21k definitely won't beunless you're a couple or earning well above the national average it genuinely is a waste of time
>>199186004can a woman?
video games are for mongs, havent played one in over a year
>>199186507>actual footage of the england gamehello where does this meme come from
>>199186647Brutalwell, I guess it's over then. Can't exactly practice speaking to them without appearing like a freak and gaining a reputation for being one.
Porn does not:>betray you>talk shit behind your back>laugh at you >sit on its ass while you are trying your best
>>199186697The nunya game
>>199186620how exactly is it anyone's fault but your own?
>>199186744anglos HATE white boys
Can’t wait to get me treadmill and burn some caloriesMight get a cheeky weight bench as well and start a little home gym.
Talking to girls isn't actually that hard, getting them to like you is though
Bioshock's "Arcadia: Tea Gardens | May 21, 1956" - Ambient Noise
>>199186753Got bullied by girls a lot at school and now I'm kind of afraid of speaking to them. If anything it's the fault of the girls who bullied me.
>>199186742My porn laughs at me
>>199186779half of them have mental disorders so what does it matter
was just thinking lads, wouldn't it be a fine business idea to start a comic?
ivanhoe?more like ivan hoe hahahahahaha
Sorry, can we just stop there for a second? What are all of these jfs doing here?
Can you really ask out random women you get chatting to in pubs or is that only a thing in films?
>>199186831>two thousand and twenty fourth year of our lord>not having everyone but the british and irish filtered
>>199186831well at least half of them aren't even jfs they're just softlads on vpns
>>199186778>treadmillJust go for a run you mong
I get the calamari starter to seem sophisticated and worldly but even I will admit they taste of nothing.
>>199186852It's only a thing in films. People with gfs know them from their circle of friends.
dipping loads of pickled chilli peppers from a jar in mayo and scranning themgoing to have a spicy series of poos tomorrow
>>199186858>>not having everyone but the british and irish filtered>IrishThanks lad
mcdonalds adverts, the absolute pits
>>199186779getting them to like you is even easier. if you can get a girl giggling it's a done deal.
Porn grew old with mekxh0vp
bored and tired of it all
>>199186852nah you need to get them to know you first unless you are rich, famous or incredibly good lookingbut getting to know them and slowly making them into you is the best part
>>199186004Porn will be able to do all of those things given enough technological development. AI chatbots already simulate love, laughing and crying. Not sure why anyone would purposely want their porn-sexbot to age though, I'd rather she look like she's in her prime until the day I die.
>>199186626kek this is me
>>199186507dont get it
the masculine urge to spend £579.99 on a bicycle when you don't have a jobbut it will enable me to get to many jobs you see
>>199186877Ah right, that's me bollocksed then
Might kill myselfActually, scratch that, WILL kill myself
>>199186926enjoy the neck pain on a bike that low mate
>>199186811it might have to be online because it might be hard to get people to buy them in real life but maybe it could work I don't know. With an online comic then everyone in the world could look at it or everyone around the country. But it might be hard to get it advertised. But it's still also hard in real life to get people to read it.
>>199186785Corrr
Laura Woods is boggedKaren Carney is ugly but nattyThings to consider for my fap choice
>>199186852course you can. you just get their number and then text them the next day asking them out. easier if you shag em that night.
who are you voting for next week?
>>199186926doesn't look very comfortable
karen carney is so ugly fucking hell
>>199186281Ask females that you find mildly attractive.There's a coworker of mine who I wouldn't mind smashing and I asked "hey what haircut do you think we suit me?" And she said that fade would make me look really sexy.Got a fade, got a date with her and now whenever I'm out I get compliments on my haircut from men and women alike.The key to looking good isn't to look good to yourself or to men (unless you're a fag) but to women. If a woman says she thinks I'd look hot in something that's the complete opposite of whatever dorky gay shit I like then you best believe I'll wear what they find sexually attractive (if I'm trying to pick up).
Becoming an abusive boyfriend. Don't even do it on purpose lads. Why are the Irish like this?
>>1991869102 more weeks till sexbots broThey will totally compare to the love of real women
>>199186926>but it will enable me to get to many jobs you seeenjoy your doordash job lad
>>199187010bet its sexy when she cries
>Voter turnout in the French parliamentary election is the highest in 40 years>With three hours to go, turnout stands at 59,39% - 20 points higher than 2022 that is shockingly low
>>199187010Women deserve it
>>199187010what's the irish got to do with it
>>199186996For me it unironically is Reform
>>199187039they dont do postal votes
>>199187020I have thought about that but I dunno if I would be able to compete with the brown lads on e-bikes going 20mph uphill without pedalling.
>>199187039Why did Macron do it?
>>199186996Reform, only one that makes sense for rorkes
>>199187050it's the "are you irish diaspora" autist trying a new approach to his shite gimmick
>>199187050I'm Irish. >>199187038Hasn't cried yet that I know of. Will try to turn things around. Just need to stop overthinking.
>>199186961Literally who and literally who
Leftypol in 2014:>um, that's not how womens' anatomy work, yeah uhh, yikes, do you have no female figures in your life who can explain how periods actually work? Leftypol in 2024:>um men can get periods too, yeah that's like common knowledge I'm afraid
Which of these is 'intelligence'? (suggest others if you have any)1. reasoning2. problem solving3. planning4. abstract thinking5. judgment6. academic learning7. learning from experience
>>199186272Seriously why are they so soy
protestant neighbours fighting againugly fat miserable hun bastards
>>199186996I am voting for Reform UK on the 4th of July
>>199186004Porn never cheated on me or dumped me out of the blue or aborted my children.
>>199187063just be around hotspot so no competition
>>199187009>fade You mean that haircut literally every single zoomer and deano has? Fucking mongoloid sheep people
>>199187130>ugly fat miserable hun bastardsAll me (I'm also catholic)
>>199187119Don't know
so tired all the time
Find this place less and less amusing as time goes by.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Emotional and Relaxing Music
>>199187198same but its comfy yk
Don't like Woke EnglandDon't like JFs laughing at usLose-lose situation
>>199187198Alri queen victoria
>>199187192dry mouth when you wake up?
>>199187175>hun>catholicoxymoron
The man is going to kick the ball. Into the net? Who knows?
>>199186004>muh new war on drugz
>>199186867Too hot to go for a run and I’m self conscious exercising outside. This way I can run whenever I want and also walk while I work.
Wonder what the liverpool poster is doing right now
rolling a blunt
>>199187230sometimes
>>199187154if you think about it, every time you spaff into a tissue that's like you aborting hundreds of potential kids
>>199187237Ever heard of Austria lad
Might listen to some classical music. It's called being cultured.
>>199187294>hundredsmillions
business idea: education but we charge for it
> Farage, the Reform UK leader, told Sky News’s Sunday Morning With Trevor Phillips: “You know that I’ve fought harder than anyone to drive the BNP out as an electoral force and I did so … with considerable success.>“Ironically, destroying the BNP means people who are minded that way don’t any longer have a home to go to, and so some will gravitate in our direction and [when] we find out who they are they’ll be gone.”Rorke, your thoughts?
>>199186996Labour
did a big poo just now
>>199187118Education and training boards Ireland took down their menopause policy where they claimed trans women could also experience menopause.
business idea: education but we charge for it, and it's still shit
>>199187275
>>199187305same, might get the brandenberg concerto's on
>>199187324>they'll be gonegone where?
>>199187305get the Dvorak onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jOPAGJq-M
Leftypol: wakes up and gets out of bedRorke: decides that bedmaxxing is a jewish psyop and takes the wakepill
Oven: preheatingNachos: preppedRoot beer: chilledFooty: soonBISH: BASHBOSH: GET INBOOM
Was going to vote Reform but then all the people on the telly I hate called them racist so now I won't
>>199187305>Might listen to some assical music. It's called being cultured.
>>199187383kek
>>199187387FOY
>>199187324He's playing 4d chess to manipulate the media into thinking he's harmless until he gets power. You got to play the game
Got the Borodin onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiexn6O9To4
*in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried and sang to the tune of A Whole New World by Aladdin*I can show you my ballsI can show you my weenerExposing myself to old ladies gets me off I will not lie
>>199187365murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRUwG2tN_E
>>199187387You: still gay
>>199187423mental how gay men playing woodwind look
>>199187418Trust the process, two more weeks
>>199187472cant fathom being gay tbqhvile
dunno if i should have a tuna/sweetcorn quiche with salad or if i should have chicken/salad wraps for my tea.
>>199187012Never implied it'd be soon. Could be 2 more centuries for all we know, my point is it'll get there someday. We shouldn't pretend everyone actually care about real love anyway, the illusion is enough for many, that's why so many guys are content with becoming sugar daddies or marrying thirdies who's love is for their country, not them.
>>199187490same honestly
Right, I'm off to Maccas. You lads want anything?
Was gonna vote for Reform but they're the same old neoliberal capitalists that will increase immigration just like when Farage gave us Brexit then paki immigration skyrocketed
>>199186004Was literally thinking of this image after i destroyed my cock and brain again today
>>199187493try putting some thought into a more interesting post instead
Faustian (Christian European) civilisation mogs Greco-Roman civilisation into oblivion
crazy how for much of Russian history the Mongols/Tatars/Poles hemmed them in, but beginning about 400 years ago they began crushing them one by one
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13550075/common-babys-search-tool-interactive-maps.htmlhaving a lot of fun with this
>>199187541Didn't some of their candidates say they wanted to station machine guns at the beaches and fire on incoming migrant boats?
Ah yes, Reform are exactly the same as the rest of the establishment, that's why the establishment are fucking terrified of them
>>199187535filet o fish, for my money the perfect sandy
the name Amy is dying out surprising
>>199187579he was a actor for channel 4
INGERLANNNNND
>>199187541yeah farage is an avowed and committed "anti-racist" civic nationalist through and through
>>199187584they're terrified of losing their jobs not terrified of any changes being made
>>199187580vgh shed look gorgeous without her tattoos and blue hair
>>199187617shagged an amy oncemiss hermight get back when she breaks up with her boyfriend if i ever meet her
why does the yank always post that old woman
>>199187570Doesn't look fun
>>199186626ktim except for the one or two games i play for the first time every year
>>199187580PewDiePie cheated on the lovely Marzia with her which is why they moved to Japan to rebuild their marriage
Nigel is extinctNever been popular really
FUCK the king
Marine Le Pen is hotLe Pen is hotLe Pen isPen isPenis
>>199187541>>199187584>>199187629Dont care still voting Reform.Farage is a hero
genetically testing people to see who belongs where isn't racist because race doesn't have a biological basis
>>199187645it's just gingernonce being an autistic gimp
>>199187584they're scared of the voters, not the politicians
>>199187641Not wrong is he
>>1991875352 burgers deal 1 quarter pounder 1 big mac, 2 small BBQs for the fries, 20 box of nuggets with 2 BBQ sauces 1 curry 1 S&S, and a cheeseburger and chicken mayo on the side with extra ketchup on the cheeseburgerta
Tarquin with the bounceback
>A teenager fell off a Utah cliff to his death. His sister found a unique way to keep his memory alive
>>199187635Yeah the Tories are really scared of labour and reform equally
>>199187705Big sign that says DANGER: Cliff?
>>199187639find religion
>>199187662based and irish pilled
>>199187697Do mine do mineAubrey
>>199187641Mad how Americans thought that their president was actually in charge and making decisions. In Europe there's no pretense that our leaders are more than only a figurehead for the party and deepstate
listening to very fine music, enjoy the little moments in life you see
Saying racist things about Bukayo Saka in my mind palace where the woke mob can't get to me
>>199187725A strong comeback as a boys name but a complete new lease of life as a girls name
>>199187715this is right though. like here, irish people know nothing about irish culture or history or mythology. and the same is probably true in britain.
>>199187746>tattoosruined
>>199187718>>199187746lol
>>199187566na im hungry and have a singular focus on food
>>199187801are there no trad girls left without these fucking TATTOOS
scranning some milk chocolate
>>199187779aubrey-mae is a real nice name
reckon people over 65 shouldnt be allowed to vote
you can literally draw an accurate picture of someone and be called racist/fatphobic/and so on
the singular tranny poster
>>199187836If you're a dr seuss protagonist yes
>>199187826chonker
lot of black fellows in the white shirt teamthink ill support the blue shirts
>>199187636true
Should I visit an escort again bros. This is the third one I go to now and I'm worried it might become a habit
tattoos and blue hair add depth to a woman They tell me her story and her journey
>>199187837people that don't have a fully developed Prefrontal cortex shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>199187877be quiet
>>199187931they warn you about her sexually transmitted diseases and mental illness
>>199186004I would have to turn my life upside down for a woman, what idiot wants that?This whole relationship forever shit comes from the Bible. How about arriving in the 21st century instead of promoting what a couple of dressed up clerics came up with between 500 - 1500 AD?
>>199187917>paying for pussy>ever
>>199187917It's hard to find an escort you want to see more than once so if you do find one I consider it a relationship worth keeping.
>>199186004It can make me cum
england looking unsurprisingly incapable >>199187801>>199187746sex and, dare i say, sex
>englelSouthgate gonna get shanked
bet against england didn't I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJ8pTK8N8I&pp=smol
>>199187584they aren't terrified of reform/farage, they view them/him as a useful strawman for stigmatizing anti-immigration sentiment
time to start cooking dinner
the blackies are lacking discipline
>>199187953you pay for pussy every time you use your credit card x
>>199187987Hello Farage
lol holy shit
>>199188028kek
Rorke being filmed in cottagers cove
Imagine living in Brazil surrounded by lol and you're paying some srd infested roastie for sex
>>199188057noah is a gimp name
>Jobbie Maypoo
>>199187917In brazil you can get some 10/10 for like £60
>2 weeks without a straight line uploadThe rumours are true aren't they, he's dead
literally what does kyle walker do
>>199188150impregnate
dude it's so frickin hot outside
>>199188173very chilly here
>>199188057
Feisty game so far desu
>>199188173no it isntbe quiet
>>199188150professional footballer and unprofessional punter of prostitutes
Card happy refNo wonder he got punched in the face
the vote of people with underdeveloped brains should be worth 3/4s of the vote of someone with a fully developed brain. what do you think.it's just not fair both of them having equal weight.
bit bloody card happy this ref
I'm basically the Paul Scholes of my over 30 soccer team
>>19918817388 (31) here currently
>>199188214init bloody attention seeker
>>199188214deserves a punch
Arthur will rise again
>>199188218doesnt matter a bit either way does it
fuck you bloody bich
>>199188228suck your daughter's toes?
>>199188243I worked with a few fellas called Arthur-Job
The Sacker player doesnt seem very good.
>>199188243And Merlin awaits
>>199188289>>199188289>>199188289
>>199188249it does though
>>199188126These are the girls you can get from 60-100 quid herehttps://festaprive.com
>>199188384https://festaprive.com/jademineiraYou're saying this is £60? Impossible to suffer
>>199187387what brand of root beer can you lot get over there?
>>199186004Well women aren't doing any of those things with me now - or often - so whatever.Sometimes I wonder if they are worth it
