DRUNK edish
cam on ingerland
Holy shit the England football team is utter utter shit. Someone hurry up and knock us the fuck out so Southgate can get sacked and replaced with someone half decent
getting bored of the football
jude "shite" bellingham
need canspedo perma banned
cody no offense bro but you can be kind of a douchebag sometimes
howling at this ref
first for catherine's rotten anal canal
>>199188326*gives you a yellow card*
Since this isnt the /sp/ board I won't post about the football in this thread
mad how unpopular i am
>>199188316LOL
you're such a dickweed kyle
did the man kick the ball? did he?
I'll make them notice me
>>199188395/brit/ is an /sp/ thread and always has been
>>199188126These are the girls you can get for 60-100 quid herehttps://festaprive.comIf I only was a f*rstie
What's the best brand of jalapenos
>>199188460The ones from mexico
>>199188430fact check: trueanyone remember that lisickis lover ladman what a poster
Mental how Slovakia can pass 2 or 3 times and get in to shoot on us
>>199188316Based he's backcheers japlad
>>199188460They’re really all much the same. Just get the supermarket’s own brand
nationality is a social construction that needs to be done away with.
My white penis could be considered as black in many respects apart from melanin content if you know what I mean
>>199188460>brandyou mean country of origin? Try to get some British grown ones
>>199188539How big are we talkin?
Brayden's coming over. He's bringing the fuckin brewskis.
nice dive foden la
>Englel divingSad :/
>>199188539Because it smells awful?
I have these ones x
Job in the civil service needs a degree but does pay out at 120k after 10 yearsTempted to get a degree
>>199188454https://festaprive.com/carlagoncalvesuhhhh is this a 2 for 1 deal?
>>199188594would scran the fuckin lot
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
>>19918855520.32 cm length15.24 cm girthI also trim my pubes very short
>>199188594>sweetYou big fat cunt, anon
LMAO
LolololololololololololGoodbye england, you have been shite
INGERLAND WHY
>>199188604Horsed.
Taking a break from /sp/ lads.
>0-1LOOOOOOOOOL
It's over already
nice goal thattwo lovely touches in the buiild up
SCREAMING
jajajajajajajajaja
why didn't i put accumlator bet on italy and england losing ffswas so obvious
you good at anything, lads? like proper good at something
why dont these england lads try scoring some goals?
>>199188651>Taking a break from /sp/ ladsbut why? why tho? :^)
hahahaha get fucked
GET INI SAID GET IN SLOVAKIA
>>199188668no im afraid im a bhenchod, a pagan and a wasteman
sucking down a strongbow
lads i thought kobbie mainoo was supposed to be the answer?
is this in fashion?
this team's actually done way worse than the 2016 lot. Unbelievable how shit they are.
>>199188705it will be when everyone sees you wearing it mate x
omdz england
>>199188702the rest of the team is utter shit
>>199188692go on then, become good at something you bastard
howling, they've done it again
KWAB
>>199188727No.It's good to be bad at everything. Makes you more humble innit
What part of Slovakia are you all from then?
>>199188753not really, though, does it makes you a lowly wasteman
>>199188668used to be really good at drums
it's literally never coming home
>>199188772umcrvbpkvts
>>199188772Seethe on, Nigel
OMG LE FOOTBALL LE FOOTBALL
southgate GONE by midday tomorrow
>>199188778That's your proud arrogant ego talking. This is what being good at stuff does to you.
do not understand how this team is so bad
>england has never won a major tournament in your lifetime>england will never win a major tournament in your lifetimethe sport we fucking invented. utter disgrace this country is
wonder how big the willer is on that athletic teenage blackoid in the english midfield
Southgate posts on 4chan in incognito mode
>>199188826They have a perpetual loser as a manager.
>>199188826none of them move everyou could see with trippier there just five static players ahead of him, none of them available to feet or making any runs
>>199188845>wenothing to do with me
>>199188783reckon you can still bang a set? >>199188816no it’s not, no it doesn’t be quiet
de lads
>>199188845England FC to specify. I've seen several England teams win major international sports tournaments in my lifetime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuqf2zN_Lc4
take the mormonpill
absolutely fucking dire hope Slovakia scores 5 more and the race war starts tomorrow
>Reform UK candidate ditches campaign, saying he is "disillusioned" with his party after racism row and backs Conservatives insteadand this is why Reform is destined to failbecause the public are full of retards like thisand if their own party members are falling for this...
CAM ON INGERLAND SCOR SOME PAKIN GOAL
so-called ""evri"" (formerly hermes) messing me about
>>199188905At the most you'll get Southgate lynched
>>199188920Have they ever not been awful
>>199188910Farage: "I want nothing to do with racists"what more does he want? farage actually went too far and seems a bit woke now
Palmer this, Gordon thatWhen will the media realize it's not the player selection that's the problem. You could have a team of 11 prime Zidane's and Southgate would struggle to do anything
>>199188938no they have fucking noti want these dildos ON my doorstep FIRST THING on the morrow
Drinking dandelion and burdock
Why doesn't England just score more goals than the opposition? It's literally that easy
>>199188917CAM ON NGUBU ME SON YOU CAN DO EET
>>199188976good
>>199188976niceproper summer drink thatif only it were the weather for it
>>199188985Gareth doesn't believe in goals
Getting knifed up the arris
>>199188920Lucky my hermes deliveries are always by the same guy and he's sound.
>>199188985If you score goals, the opposing team wins.
>>199188873*BTFOs the lot of them*heh nothing personal
>>199188772Yorkshirakia
Southgate reads the full user agreement
Any skinnyfat man in?
idea: make the goal like 80% taller so a ball can go in the net for once
england are working hard to hold on to this 1-0 deficit
Reminder Southgate said Kalvin Phillips getting injured has done the most damage to this team
how did ancient men run with no clothes on. i tried to do it but my willy just swings and its uncomfortable
>>199189044Reporting inI'm actually really nice and toned and even my wife has even been turned on by my surprisingly muscular back/shoulders and nice upper armsI just have a horrible fat protruding belly
>>199189044skinnyobese me
>>199189110They'd tie it down using public hair
parking engaged lmao
>>199189110maybe if its not proper humans they have small knobs like monkeys
camon engaaalaaaand
>>199189044have wide hips as a woman, something went terribly wrong in growing in up process
>>199189203>Reform>ShandyAbsolute last straw for me. SHANT be voting for them
>>199189203refuse to believe anyone's favourite drink is fucking prosecco
>>199188910FUCKS SAKE it's my constituency tooI want to vote Reform but I'm not voting for a turncoat traitor
>>199189279Who is this damsel?
changing my Tinder bio to "I beat cancer, now I'll beat you"
will vote for reform if england loses
>I want to vote Reform
alri
>>199189279Its my mums
>>199188910>i am leaving one racist party for another slightly less racist partywow, well done man. this guy wants a medal or something
>>199189168your post makes it sound like you're a woman but I know it's an innocent ESL mistake
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>>199189327@lilyybunny
gingernonce is by far the worst yank poster, when you recognize his posting style you see him 24/7atleast catyank is entertaining with his schizophrenic nonsense
>>199189348Why would you have a problem with that, how brown are you?
to the shaggers : is anal sex mainstream in normal shaggery or a porn meme?
>>199189414if you want "reform" maybe don't just vote for the tories with a lighter shade of blue
>>199189417no it's not normal
Racism bad :(
>>199189410no he isnt hes a fucking bore
team is cooked
BOOOOOOOOO
>>199189434The Tories have increased immigration to record levels. If you want lower immigration then obviously reform is who you vote for.
just had private laugh to myself. a confidential chuckle as it were
>>199189485>Vote for the single issue party where if they achieve their goal there's no point in them anymore
Just watched a little then and mainoo seems like the only one doing anything
wouldn't say racism is badbut it's childishlike a little boy crying over his favourite colour
The Anglo is no match for the Slovak bull.
>Nigel Farage says he "used to love" Doctor Who, but the BBC has "completely ruined" it during Birmingham rally.
>>199189508Yeah because UKIP famously didn't get their single policy passed.
ENGLANDS FUCKING SHITE AAAHAHAAHAAAAASafe flight home boys
starmer's coming after my incest porn
>>199189417quite normal. Have shagged about half my gfs up the bum, know girls who sometimes take it up the bum who you wouldn't suspect, don't come across like massive slags or anything.
>>199189508Like UKIP, and now we're out of the EU
>>199189485>>199189434Don't careStill voting Reform
at this rate none of the young black lions will be awarded a go on southgates wife after the game while he wanks in a gimp mask
>>199189539And then Farage fucked off to France and left everyone with the fallout. Wasteman has no solutions to anything, just causes chaos
>>199189530He's right, yet again!
>>199189530funny that i used to love barney but when i watch it now im bored to tears theyve really ruined it
>>199189392Ty
>>199189530aw shit doc who hooked up on dat black thang
>>199189580>And then Farage fucked off to France and left everyone with the fallout.What are you on about you mug
>>199189508Reform have a couple more issues than immigration tbf. No need to make up lies about a party you don't like
>>199189580>And then Farage fucked off to France and left everyone with the fallout. He wasn't in government to do anythings after the referendum>Wasteman has no solutions to anything, just causes chaosLeaving the EU was the solution in itself. What more should he have done? Held MPs at gunpoint to make sure they voted for it quicker?
>>199189580>fucked off to France>is currently running for PMShut up you disingenuous cunt.
Can't watch the fucking match
>>199189580He wasn't an MP let alone part of the government, how was he supposed to implement Brexit?
Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>199189646very weird chart
well that's them told
Can Southgate just hurry up and replace Harry Kane with a black?
>>199189710Kane isn't playing
>Masked gang kill one and wound five in terrifying Kalashnikov and shotgun attack on wedding ceremony in France
>>199189508>We're so used to parties not improving anything that accomplishments are seen as a detriment
D C ; V R
What minute is it in?
>This is the first time England have failed to record a shot on target in the first half of a knockout stage game at a major tournament since the 1986 World Cup quarter-final versus Argentina.
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a misogynist paedophillic cult that harms women and children.
>>199189526says japan who made ainu's practically go extinct
>>199189580Why are you using the word "wasteman"? We know you're not black.
>>199189646I don't understand that graph. Are we supposed to celebrate being worse off?
Keano SEETHING
Kek
>>199189773I hope english fans get attacked. Ambushed even.
SPREAD THE BUTT CHEEKS
>>199189792The whites have become black.
>>199189836pretending to be seethingit's all a big embarrassing act
>>199189731why would someone rob a wedding?
>>199189852Not going to even bother deciphering this retarded meme
ws studge
>>199189580while he was in france him and liz truss negotiated to save british cheese. but you won't hear about that in the news.
>>199188772Bratibalaclava
England no changes at half time
>>199189899Well said Dazza
if i dont get this promotion my bollocks are going on the fucking train tracks
Never met an interesting or intelligent person who watches football.
>>199190005This is a joke right?
give Slavic gf NOW
so lads when are we going to stop letting jf spastics handle new thread creation?
what would happen if I waked into a british pub and asked for a poutine? In theory, they should have all the ingredients, right? It's just fries (chips over there), gravy, and cheese.Would they laugh me out of the room? I've been thinking about it since I tried mashed potatoes with gravy a few days ago and quite liked it. I can also imagine a universe in which they'd charge me like 50 pounds for it.
ok this is firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVfccNsAVz4
>>199189775Agreed but some people are truly born "intersex" or hermaphrodite.It's rare but they'll have a vagina but no ovaries and instead internal developed testes or something. It's weird
>>199190025can't imagine you meet any interesting or intelligent people ever while you're sat in your smelly bedroom
What's the male equivalent of twerking? Getting your knob out and doing a helicopter with it?
>>199190039I doubt they have cheese curds
>>199190017CORRR
>>199189659Farage rode around in that big red bus promising £350 million to the NHS then had the gall to deny it the morning after the referendum
>>199190039You'd be rold no because no restaurant anywhere will just add something to the menu for any random cunt who drifts in
2-0 before '50
>>199190039chips cheese and gravy is extremely common but I don't think I've ever seen cheese curds here
pickGOD should just dribble right up the middle of the pitch and score a blooter
>>199190049>Agreed but some people are truly born "intersex" or hermaphrodite.Literally nothing to do with transgenderism, and moreover all intersex conditions are sex specific, they don't constitute any kind of additional sex category besides male or female.
>>199190084Retard
Let's say I gotta turn right but there's no space in the clear middle area, can I wait in the hatched area or do I just block the traffic behind me?
>>199190112>I don't think I've ever seen cheese curds herejust cottage cheese init
>>199190084That was Boris's bus however
why are people shoutinghope I didn't just doxx myself
>>199190124don't think there's any law against going in the hatched area
>>199190124just do what you want
>>199190124Dunno what the real answer is but I'd probably wait in the hatch
>>199190124How do Brits not get confused about thisdriving on the opposite side of the road from normal peoplefreaks me outwhat if you're in a normal country and you have to switch to the proper side
>>199190084Holy Christ you’re a thick one
Slovakia-Switzerland will be a kino match tbf
might start shagging african men what do we think
piece of pish this football lark
>>199190156avril lavigne just showed her bumhole on the glastonbury live stream
>>199190162https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/road-markings
>>199190039they would not have curds, they likely wouldn't even know what they are, best you'd get is grated cheddar
The white man scores
>>199190170We're intelligent enough to make the switch with minimal confusion
Stone Cold John Traustin
>>199190185bit gay that la
FODEN
>>199190197
>>199190191scrap that he was obvs offside
>>199190217nothing gay about it
Feels good knowing puffy red faced English tory voting deanos will be fuming and beating their wives later
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
I hope England lose so I don't have to listen to wankers shouting "IT'S COMING HOME" from their vans anymore
Haha 1-0, you suck
>>199190123>>199190154>>199190173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA3XTYfzd1I
>>199190141didnt know that....much to think about...
good day to be scouse
Lol little homo was well offside
>>199190185Try Asian women instead
>>199190105Great (l)ass>>>/sp/142241892>>>/sp/142241892>>>/sp/142241892>>>/sp/142241892>>>/sp/142241892
>>199190185what if they shag you?
do yo uget money from the government for being autistic? think i may have autism but never tested for it. wondering if it's worth it.
are some men kicking a ball around? can't even imagine how fascinating that must be
>>199190262Imageboard not linkboard
VOTE REFORM
>>199190341No
>are some men kicking a ball around? can't even imagine how fascinating that must be
>>199190341Yes
>>199190324Can do yeah x
almost hilarity
>>199190341WPB
voted green myself (postally)
>>199190341Will do palOnly vote that makes sense
>>199190356dunelm
State of that
>>199190341Based!
Positively beaming for Slovakia. Them winning would be great for my mental health.
foden is handsome but hes very medieval looking
>>199190322Why is the deal with this self-hating Russian freakhe is such a weirdo
>>199190424looks like a little chimp fella but white
this dood voting for a color green in paint lmao
>>199190407How did your boyfriend vote?
VOTE BIDEN
>>199190123>>199190173>>199190262They resort to insults because they lack any coherent argument
Nicholas Cage used to have a reputation as someone who only appears in stupid retarded movies but lately he's been doing a lot more serious roles and he's very good at it.
plotting a gigawank
did Mihai die?
>>199190324I think you have to have a pretty severe case of it
Kane OFFFoden OFFBellingham OFFWatkins ONGordon ONTrent ON
>>199190512i liked him in dream scenario
>>199190425He's a Ukrainian in the Russian oblast of CrimeaSeethes about Russians in Ukraine, hypothetically
>>199190424Is he handsome? I really don't see howLooks fucking weird desu
me? voting biden and reform
>>199190541great film all things considered
>>199190501Why should I engage with a retard who hasn't learnt anything about politics in 8 years? I'll just call you a retard and be done with it
gigawank is cancelledon the semen retention
lovely laura
>>199190548Nah Crimeans show up as Ukraine flags
Instead of the ball-kicking on TV I need a ball-kicking from one of those women ball-kickers, to my balls
chicken and cheese wraps for tea tonight
I'm voting for the based and red pilled party
>>199190560Chaotic neutral
>>199190597what you wrapping them in?
>>199190626Wraps
>>199190606Oh so Labour? They're RED pilled, to the max!
>>199190626poo
>>199190597Do you drink tea during tea?
>>199190425>>199190548>>199190591I think he is a Crimean. Maybe he has a Russian flag because his ISP has been taken over by Russia.
i want sex
Ian Wright is one of the good ones
>>199190672>>199190672>>199190672
>>199190626tortilla wraps. Going to add some perinaise and M and S Naga chilli sauce
>>199190661tewws i like i is
>>199190585Ah what Stick to your plan manHypocrite bastard. Reinstate the gigawank
Richard Tice is saying they have recordings of Tory MPs offering incentives to Reform candidates to stand down and endorse the Tories
>>199190485I unironically probably will
Tears for fears got shot down like a bitch LOL
>>199190676oh no no no no
just a reminder that england are still yet to make any changes
New>>199190711>>199190711>>199190711
>>199190722I love Gareth Southgate
