Kane edition
First for are Mozzahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Igg54XLGw
>>199190711he ever plan on winning owt?
can't find my Jay Slater sex arse anywhere, it's just completely vanished
Gay porn
England are utter fucking shite lol
gigawank plot is up in the air I’m in two minds
>>199190747thought he had a bucket of KFC for a sec there aha
ITS JOEVER
>>199190750English football players are doomed to eternal failure
>>199190711bongbros, be honest.is the pajeet problem in bongistan deliberately overblown to garner support through fear or is it a legit problem?
>>199190747fruity little whinger
>>199190747WE'VE NEVER SEEN A KEENERWINDOW CLEANER
Democratic Party should say "bye den" to Biden, the way I see it
I hate little mongs who try and find little loopholes when you solve their shit riddles.My girls fat friend asked me "There are two doors, one leads to escape and the other to death. Each has a door guarding them but one only tells the truth and the other only tells lies, how do you escape?I told her I ask each one what colour their top is is and the one who lies I call him a mong and ask the one who told the truth about his top I ask him which is the escape.Fat bitch then said that neither have any articles or clothing or identifiable things and it's a philosophical riddle and thats cheating.
why did england bring zero fit left backs?
>>199190774
Me? EpiscopalianMy wife? LutheranYou? Going to hell
>>199190797calling it a jeet problem is just not the point
English roses shaking in fear
>>199190811didnt read sorry
Brits be like"I'm going to Thailand/Vietnam etc. for holiday"LOL we all know why you're going
Would have loved it if that long range shot had been on target and made Pickford look like an utter twat lolI notice he hasn’t come out mouthing off at the defence since that happened
If gigawank lad doesn't go through with it then I can do it. I have the cave environs for a good immersive wank
>>199190806need you writing headlines for my newspaper
I want to beat the fuck out of Phil FodenI want to bash his weird bong head in repeatedly until there’s nothing left but a stem
>>199190811gotta ask them to say what the other one would say if you asked what was behind his door or somethingcringe pseud shit
I don't have a gf to beat up after this, so I think I'll go out in the street and just sock the first woman I see.(in the mouth)
>>199190856i went to thailand and went tubing
>>199190870I have a gf however I am rooting for slovakia.
>>199190870good lad
I'm half English half Slovakian I'm gonna beat my wife either way
>>199190867Bit weird la
the gigawank plot is back on
might make some extremely sarcastic posts
>>199190811Why would a door be wearing a shirt??
>>199190870I'm just gonna beat up catberg
>>199190897>rooting for FOY
>>199190711ㄹㅇ
Eating a nogger
*in a mock spacker voice*might make some extremely sarcastic posts
It is mental how England are just constantly shit and we are all like "ohh what are you like England haha, good luck next time though it's not like you have one of the best teams and infrastructure in world football"
I'm Scottish so I support two teams: Scotland and whoever England is playing! 'mon Slovakia!
>>199190869>cringe pseud shitExcept you probably couldn't figure it out without being told Lol
Randy Orton is looking fucking massive these days
>>199190925im filing an emergency injunction against it as well as ordering a week of NoFap for you
ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND
*nasally nerdy internal dialogue*I might get on one of my proxies and work on another personality
>>199190947Is that really an americanism?
my mind is on board for plotting this gigawank, but penisberg is not showing enthusiasm
If you deliberately avoid intellectual topics out of fear of looking pretentious, then, ironically, you actually are being pretentious by doing this.
>>199190980UGANDA BE KIDDING ME
>>199190819currently smoking
Marimo, more commonly known as moss balls, make a fun addition to your indoor garden and are a popular feature in aquariums. These aquatic plants are also relatively easy to care for once you know the basicsThe little green spheres are not actually moss, but algae. In their natural habitat, the algae balls live at the bottom of cold lakes. They keep their round shape by the action of the waves.The plants grow up to 5 millimeters per year and will eventually reach 2 to 5 inches in containers or 8 to 12 inches in natural conditions.Marimo balls are regarded as good luck charms in Japan, and since they have been known to live to 200 years or longer, they are often kept as family heirlooms.
>>199190986Get tae fuck ya wee bawbag
southgate still yet to make ANY tactical changes
>>199191115>not actually mossok where can i get actual moss balls
60 YEARS OF HURT
the more about i read the more i realise that anglos, not jews, are the villain of this world
Want England to lose to hear the BOOs at full time
>England reach 500 passes without producing a shot on target
shoving moss balls down me japseye
How the fuck do I get Brave to stop reloading inactive tabs? It's not that gay memory saver thing.
>>199190925FUCK YEAHLET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>199191203
>>199191176this would be, frankly, racist
Hmmm
favourite ice cream flavour?hard to beat mint chocolate imo, and i always love something nutty... hazelnut.
>>199191172shut up wog
>>199191243i like soleros so whatever that ismango and something else
>>199191243Vanilla. The original and still the best.
>>199191243Gareth, now’s not the time.
Looking back on when we first metI cannot escape and I cannot forgetSouthgate you're the one, you still turn me onFootball's coming home again
>kane
>>199191243strawberry cheesecake. mint.
>>199191246no one in america has ever said that word
Oh dear God.... You see, my name's Harry Kane...
Southgate the kinda mf to sit out a 3 day ban
>>199191272lot of catbergs look like them know what i mean
>>199191243for me it would have to be rum & raisin
>>199191243money not an object, quite like ben and jerrys phish foodused to get stoned on the cannabis and scran a tub in an evening
Can you smelelelel
>>199191172>he thinks there are heros and villains irlbaby brain
putting my moss ball in a phat blunt
>>199191243moose tracks europoors dont know
>>199191360based, haven't had that in forever
>baby brain
>>199191356Get it sucked lad
we're almost halfway through the 2020s
/brit/ is broken./brit/ needs reform.
Just watched a whole video on quicksand but didnt take any of it in
>>199191243probs honeycomb from the local ice cream shop which makes it fresh. Don't mind a bit of phish food though tbqh or the double caramel magnums before they went woke and got all small.
>>199191356based
*surreptitiously googles moose tracks ice cream*
THE RUMOURS ARE TRUEGEOWIZARD HAS DIED
>>199191242>>199191243>>199191283
been trying that gpt voice thingstupid thing doesnt understand anything im saying
>>199191488he's taking the straight line to heaven now
Idk what game is on but I hope the nigger team loses
losing my mind at kyle walkerhe's been so crap lmao
>>199191474
Thinking about fucking up my back doing some warehouse work.Aldi doing $37/hr.
>>199191517they are losing
>>199191488that bloke with a fetish for trespassing?
it's actually mental how easy it is to become attractive as a man.
anyone miss the days when you could piss fiercely
>>199191544read the book back mechanic and you'll be alri
>>199191000he's been eatin, according to himself.thinks he's nearly 300lb.
>be me >gayfag>see the BBC meme enough that i begin to believe it>start hooking up with a few different black guys over the past years>literally none of them have dicks bigger than minewhat gives? the only thing that’s bigger about blacks is that their flaccid length is bigger while their erect length literally doesnt grow
>>199191541Wahey look at him go!
>>199191544go work mines for $$$$
>>199191544cba with menial work like that, neet or comfy high salary
don't understand how anyone takes tom harwood and darren grimes seriously
mad how shit the internet has become now that it's all zoomers and thirdies
Would you rather be Greek or Turkish if you had to choose?
lack of substitutes has convinced me this is a literal mi5 humiliation demoralisation ritual there no way a sane person can act like this
>>199191675what's the difference?
Kalvin Phillips is turning in his grave
>>199191637i would do this but only if you're an introvertyou're basically renting your whole existence to a corporation for months out of the year, but it works out because you get paid time off
Why do people congratulate you when you get a job. What's there to congratulate about when you'll be spending all your time toiling away
if l go for an incel walk soon will an angry drunk attack me?
They just said Southgate has only made 2 subs even though he can have 5Why hasn't he used all of them? It's now or never, what is he waiting for?
>>199191723earning a wageallowing you to live a bit (when you're not working)
>>199191612state of you
>>199191726depends on the environment, but possibly, if you pass any pubs or bars
I don't think Gareth Southgate is a good manager
alri
All the football mongs will be crying tonight. Good.
were the wogs bad at slurping the balls?
>>199191737he's on a long term plan spanning decades the average person can't understand it. Currently in the passing back and forth and not scoring goals and losing stage of his master plan.
Serious lack of moss balls in the England squad
link the livesteam url?
Can’t say anything about anything anywhere ever without some black woman going ”we BEEN saying this“ ?? What the fuck is your problem?? I’m not even racist but the immediate hostility is so exhausting. What’s with this need to claim everything
>>199191723when you land a job you beat the other people competing with you for that position that also applied and interviewed for it
gareff the typpa nigger to say sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me before he gets beaten up
>>199191831"My thoughts are too complex for journalists" - Southgate
>>199191737He's unironically too low IQ to know HOW to use those extra 3 subs lol. He only ever does like for like.
>>199191675greek cos they're Christian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbYn09Ld-c
3 minutes before a load of JFs descend on /Brit/ to take the piss
>>199191922so it's going to be no different than usual then
might racially abuse the black england players on twitter after the match
cannot wait for the cacophony of boos at full time
>>199191611Hes 6'5" too, must be a fucking tank
it's coming home
BELLINGGOAT
HEY JUDE
LOL Z
drinking brandy & red wine
>3 minutes before a load of JFs descend on /Brit/ to take the piss
oh shit haha
It’s so fucking over for English women
FUCKING GET IN
fuck off man
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Oh how the turns have tabled
did the man kick the ball in the goal? scintillating stuff, i'm sure
aw get tae fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4oKLpJ1VPI
fuck off england
Fuck sake just stretch out England's pointless participation in this tournament
Walt Disney would be turning in his grave if he were alive today.
be extra funny if they still lose from here
dont know what everyones going on about if im honest with you mates
Never in doubt, it’s coming homeSir Gareth Southgate and Sir Harold Kane
This man’s wife is just waiting for it
>did the man kick the ball in the goal? scintillating stuff, i'm sure
>>199192053Surely there’s cricket on somewhere, Iqbal?
ffs now were obligated to watch another half hour of this dogshit and Southgate isnt going to be sacked
the bad guys win again
>>199192102all thanks to referee matchfixing.
No matter, England's inevitable defeat on penalties will be even more delicious.
>>199192080the sub-40 iqs are celebrating because a black man kicked a ball
>>199192118yeah the black guys
>>199192102hes 100% gone, no one is defending him anymore
get the lasses slapped NOW
I FUCKING LOVE WATCHING GROWN MEN KICK A HECKERINO BALLINO FOR NINETY MINUTES
I do love a good long throw-in, need to bring them back. Rory Delap flashbacks
CAM ON ENGLAND
this is a win for labour and diversity
>the sub-40 iqs are celebrating because a black man kicked a ball
sweet mother of kino
>>199192126True, classic England
>>199192126lol its inevitable
>>199192146
>>199192176kys gingernonce
>>199192167lol shut the fuck up diego
English rose breathing "thank you, oh thank you" in the kitchen
NWOGPOO KICKED THE BALL OMG I LOVE YOU PLEASE SHAG MY WIFE NWOGPOO
Jake's mother thought his stuffy nose was hay fever... in fact it was stage three cancer. Here, she reveals some of his heartbreaking last words before he died
>>199192228
feel bad now, started hitting the missus at 92'
>>199192220might give her a beating anyway mate been a long week and shes been right on my fucking nerves lately
After 90 minutes:England (1.29) 1-1 (1.33) Slovakia
Are you fuckers actually unironically watching soccer? What is wrong with Brits?
>sweet mother of kino
anti english racism?
>>199192228Your mum your sister and and all your female relatives and all the crushes you’ve ever had would shag Jude Bellingham happily if given the chance
Did the man make the post lads? Did he? Did the pixels show you his post yeah?
Southgate playing for pens
>>199192270football is the most popular sport in the world by a country mile and probably the single greatest thing humankind has ever come up with
>>199192328
>>199192326fuck off spaincunt you weirdo
>>199192102He was never going to be sacked, this was the master plan all along
>>199192315Police got sick of the bullying on Twitter so they decided to call off the investigation and film a dance on TikTok about it instead
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK SOUFGATEFUCK KANEFUCK THIS VILLAIN FRAUD TEAM
KANEKANEKANE
Fuck off like
>>199192139yeah but they will let him resign. i want to see him sacked.
>>199192326Triggered, incel?
Southgate invented 7d chess, and he's currently playing 8d
BRAVE
SHOUTING
aw naw
never in doubt
GIVE SOUTHGATE A TEN YEAR CONTRACT RIGHT NOW
>Two people are dead, including an accused shooter, after shots are fired at a Virginia gym
Southgate going to slurp his way to winning the Euros and there’s nothing you can do about itThis time next year he will be a knight and managing United
GOLDEN GOALGOLDEN GOALGOLDEN GOAL
Activate it.
>>199192425don't care you boring mug
Well that's that shit done with, guess we'll have to wait next weekend for England to get rekt
OH MY SCIENCE
we're back
Sorry to put a downer on this lads but you know we're sitting back for the next 25 minutes right?
Now 30 mins of frantic defending
>Two dead after vehicle flips, hits tree in Warren County
>>199192495absolutely
>>199192495sound decision vs slovakia
>>199192488C'est fini...
What one of yous was that specky gimp in his mid 30s, asking for Kane’s shirt?
>Bellingham>KaneEngland being dragged kicking and screaming into the QFs by the legacy of the Windrush Generation and Irish Diaspora
>>>/sp/142250500he has a good point
>>199192488What was Macron thinking? I thought he had J U P I T E R I A N brain
>>199192515It really isn't, excellent way to concede another and then get mindbroken again
>>199192488dont know what any of this means
reckon england are still shite tbqh, will be tears to come yet
>>199192554nah slovakia ain't itit's retarded against good teams but against slovakia it's find to draw them on to you then exploit the space created
spaincuckold is a really weird cunt isn’t he
Time to get revenge on all the cool kids who mocked me
>>199192595tories surging in the polls now
Feel sorry for anyone who turned this off. Electric, I'm buzzing.
Slavic Hyperborean art is pure kino
>>199192595exclusively for the kind of cunts who arr browsing twitter rn presumably
>>199192595K I N O
COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND COME ON ENGLAND
FUCK THIS SHITWORST DAY EVERFUCK SOUTHGATEFUCK ENGLANDFUCK
>>199192616you don't say
score soem facking goals
>>199192549Domestic violence ended by this one brave 4channer
>>199192488RN will do nothing lol
mad how our team full of trilionaire wogs has been challenged throughout this tournament by shitters who actually love their country
sovl overload
>>199192595except its already over for him
how much tiem left on the so called cock then?im not a footbal watcher usually
>>199192636out of touch posting from his mansion's fucking lake
>>199192700cope on spainpaki
>>199192682That was me (and by me I mean Jimmy Carr)
Marine le Pen’s Hard right National Rally comes first in the parliamentary elections- according to exit polls (generally accurate) Rassemblement National: 33%, Left alliance: 28.5%Renaissance (Macron): 22%
You may not like Macron but he was the only one taking the Russian threat seriously. Evrope is doomed.
>>199192716half time of extra time in five mins (105 mins)then another 15 mins of extra time
fuck off back to /sp/ you boring cunts
What's the word English people call their kin that only the English use? Wait is it kin?
>>199192736Fuck Macron and fuck Europe
>>199192749cant be arsed wake me up when its over haha
>>199192765pham
>>199192755Nah
>>199192724>lose in the EU elections >call a national election what DID he mean by this
>>199192736oh noooooooooo russia might invade some Baltic shitholes. certainly more pressing than our countries being flooded by third worlders and american anti-culture!
does england have any good defensive players?
>>199192724
waggling me willy
>>199192720How will you react when they don't leave the EU, or NATO, and keep migration high lol
>>199192603>ain't itWhy do you talk like a black?
>>199192736Anyone serious about the russian threat would have told the Ukrainians to follow the Minsk agreements
>>199192843why do you post like a massive twat?
>>199192848pet ant is going to feel aryan as fuck looking at this
>>199192841shut up you dumb wog
>>199192820walker and stones have had good careers but depending on who you ask are pep systembabbies
That was a corner
>>199192736Don't care lol, hope Russian tanks roll into Kiev, Riga, Kishinev and Warsaw.
>>199192724BBC fact checkers concluding that this has nothing to do with the rich contributions of immigrants and everything to do with Russian propaganda
That was a edge
>>199192550He does. Trust le plan.
>>199192860Why do you talk like a black? Is it because you're watching football?
>>199192922it's the same story as everywhere else; capitalism doesn't work and capitalists are trying to blame societal collapse on everything other than capitalism
>>199192946probably true in all fairness
Lol you bots aren't convincing anyone to support Russia attacking NATO lmao
>>199192488>88Nice dubs
>>199192971>lol >lmaowhy do wokeists always talk like this
>>199192971What has NATO ever done for Britain?
>Lol you bots aren't convincing anyone to support Russia attacking NATO lmao
My rubber plant is growing a new leaf >.<
>>199193010everyone talks like that
>>199192971shut your mouth ukraine shill
>>199192971They’ve already convinced Rorke. He falls for the cheapest most obvious psyops imaginable lol
toby
Is Spainonce the one getting mad at England for some reason in the /sp/ thread?
mcguire
English roses all collectively wanting to suck off harry kane’s hairy cane
>>199193039shut up wog
>>199193039>Replying to yourself Omdzz
>>199192971don’t care about North American tranny ogres
Spaincuck on his mobile data
Was going to vote Reform but then a schizo on a Laotian crosstitch forum told me not to
>>199193062Yeah that’s me mate x
get the FUCKING new made
>>199192949state of your life if you're not watching football rnlike what are you planning to chat to about with colleagues tomorrow?
>Marine Le Pen's National Rally is better for French Jews than the left, says Nazi-hunterZionism and nazism at it again
New>>199193140>>199193140>>199193140
>>199193039unlike you of course, who just parrots everything the mainstream media says about everything. you’re not brainwashed at all
spainpedo such a boring predictible cunt, just posts the most obvious baits in history and gets no replies proper sad case
>>199193159wow you've really shown him this time, maybe he'll finally change his ways for good because of your epic put down
