Trust the plan edition
Vote GREEN or LIB DEM
If you vote for Reform you are voting for Putin
STOP WATCING SOCCER YOU MONGS
>the bloody MAYNE STREEM MEEDIUH
>>199193173Green, fuck Lib Dumbs.
>>199193197Finally, Russians are so lucky they get to vote for him all the time
>>199193200rally is deader than colin mcrae
womfy wuppa
>>199193140i do not trust this man
>>199193159Yeah Rorke you're so smart because you reject everything people tell youLike when your maths teacher said that 2 + 2 = 4, and you REDPILLED everybody by declaring that 2 + 2 = 5
>Spainonce getting mad at England for some reason in the /sp/ threadWhats his fucking problem?
>>199193197Heckin based haha fuck the globohomo Пpивeт! Cлaвa Poccии!
>>199193173I don't like Green's energy policies
Singles and I vote Reform
>>199193242Dunelm
spainpaedophile is actually one the dumbest people to ever post on /brit/. loses every single argument then pretends he was epic trolling. just an example of an actually stupid person
Dunno why that lad speaking like a black got so worked up haha
>>199193263just keep voting tory bro that'll fix everything
>>199193221
>>199193242done him
>>199193197GoodSplendidWonderful>>199193254This but unironically. Russia, USA and China are real countries.We are not a real country. Germany is not a real country. Belgium DEFINITELY isnt a real country
I don't know what Lib Dems are about. Greens have some good policies but then they have batshit insane policies like removing trident and being anti-nuclear
>>199193227ANGLO SATAN
Trust the MathsTrust the ScienceTrust the Eng-uh, hang on a minute
Spaincucks samefagging as per
>>199193274I literally have a first class degree from a Top 10 Rustler Group University (and at the time it was top five for my subject)But yeah go off I guess lad :/
>>199193254Yes.
>>199193242>journalists are as truthful as mathematics Oh my days the absolute state of NPCs
>>199193274what gets me is he always tries to play along when people make fun of or criticise him, he's proper spineless and it shows
>>199193325post your cock next to a can of coke or fuck off
>>199193325>he thinks that a uni degree makes you intelligent80% of the population have one
>>199193288Don't think I'll do that either? what a weird, childish reply
Vote Green mashallah
>>199193325and yet you are still obviously very stupid. curious
Do you have any houseplants?
>>199193308whatever you're into, they're into itthey promise they'll vote for your interests, but be ready to accept an apology
Literally not a single reason Britain shouldn't ally with Russia.
Don’t even have a UK SIM card anymore, couldn’t samefag with a British flag if I wanted to lolSorry that this is how you find out that /Brit/ isn’t your private little safespace echo chamber x
>>199193366
>>199193368oh is your plan to vote for one of the other parties than definitely aren't just tories
>>199193308Going nuclear would instantly fix every environmental problem Britain has so naturally it can't be allowed because it ends the green grift
Why does no one forgive the Lib Dems for one broken promise but the Tories can get away with endless broken promises, scandals and corruption?
I like the Green plans for taxes and nationalisation, but not veganism, migration or anti-car policies.
>>199193376yh I have a cheese plant and a boston fern x
>>199193431Their anti-nuke stance is retarded tooAlso hate their gay insistence of having two leaders
>>199193410By that logic Reform won't fix immigration otherwise their grift is over too
>>199193431workers party uk all the way
Anti-car policies are killing cities.Go back to the 1990s/2000s and you could park pretty much anywhere in the centre of a city.
booting up a video gaem
Does anyone have link to online stream?
>>199193459Reform runs on many issues
>>199193461islamic party uk
get the plans wanked off
>>1991934251) what makes you think tories have "gotten away" with anything; they're about to be voted out of power; and2) everyone expect the tories to lie and cheat, what they don't expect is the lib dems to gain power by promising xyz then completely and flagrantly abandoning those promises to get a sniff of power (while serving in probably the most damaging government of the 2010-24 era)
>>199193490ITV dot com
I'm a woke lefty. I'd love to live in a world without nukes, but to get rid of ours while our enemies have them is pure retardation. Can't be voting green
>>199193388other way around isn't itwhat do you think you can gain from allying with russia at the cost of becoming a pariah in the developed world
>>199193490it's on itv lad
>>199193535>probably the most damaging government of the 2010-24 eraU wotThe coalition was a lost golden age compared to the one we have now
>>199193554so you're a single issue voter and your single issue is *nuclear armament"?
>not voting green so we get rid of our nukes and russia annexes us
>>199193554you are not a “lefty”. just another fashmong: rainbow edition
>>199193568Cheaper oil and food.Not being an American airbase.
>>199193578yeah you're right austerity is definitely not to blame for pretty much every issue in britain right now
voting tramp. he looks like he knows what's good.
>Muh austerityGet a new record leftypol
>>199193402Yes.
>>199193584Shut the fuck up commiemong lmfao
Trump is kompromat
hi callum
>Finish game of Civ 3>Start new game of Civ 3
>>199193603>>199193402ESL Paki-tier sarcasm
EnglandThank you for giving a warm reception to our little pop star Camila Cabello at Glastonbury 2024!
Gonna vote Labour
>>199193684Ugly dog
Callum I can see you're on /brit/
>>199193425The English are a slave race
>>199193684Still laugh at her getting booed at the Champions League final
>>199193640go and watch some interracial pornography and shill for NATO whilst engaging in epic edgy racist “humour” you dumb fash cunt
>>199193670i'm not ESL so what now? what's your next brilliant argument?
why do people keep banging on about the BNP when they haven't been a relevant political force in nearly 15 years
Live in a Labour safe seat so will vote green to show my displeasure with them
how long left of this shite nowcant be arsed
>>199193669might get the civ v installedhaven't played vi yet, and they've got vii coming out already
what kind of dork name is callum lmao
>>199193744Nonsense. They were never relevant.
>>199193736>commiemong showing his racist colours yet againJust admit you’ll be voting Reform lol
requesting a shop of Gareth as Dumbledore saying "however..."
>>199193757Alri Mr Griffin
>>199193744>BNP when they haven't been a relevant political force in nearly 15 yearsSo since the Tories stole their rhetoric and platform?
>>199193633Austerity wrecked Britain's infrastructure and society
why do people keep banging on about the BNP?
>>199193743You didn't deny being a paki though LOL
football still on?
>>199193786i'm whitenow what?
>>199193774>commiemong showing his racist colours yet againAnd how’s that?
>>199193782
>>199193780when did that happen?
>>199193780What a bizarre thing to say.The Tories are undeniably Blairite.
It was lockdown that fucked the global economy
>>199193814Getting triggered by interracial relationships
>+1
>>199193781It was 15 years ago get over it.
THEYVE FUCKED IT2-2 OH MY DAYS
It’s coming home
>>199193841american economy has boomed sinceit's just europe that's shit
>>199193743If you don't know what -tier means you should fuck off quite frankly
>>199193771they were relevant enough to win EU parliament seats and appear on Question Time in 2009if we had PR they could have easily got Westminster seats too
>an anomaly of historically low interest rates >essentially free money for the government>instead of investing in public services and building infrastructure the government decide to cut everything >Everything that should have been invested in has fallen apart>it's now too expensive to fix anythingYeah that austerity was just a buzzword bros austerity isn't a real thing bros
>>199193844>relationships are the same thing as fetishistic race based pornographyyour brain is so warped
Pickford lad, that was well cringe.
GOOAAAAAAAALLL
shitty performance. you will be btfo by switzerland
The Deanos are in the enclosed drinking area
>>199193274He really is a moron
>>199193914Inselaffen, Inselaffen über alles
>>199193892Don't care rishi your government is still worse
>>199193912Why'd you get my hopes up gay boy
INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND >INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND >INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND >INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND
Whatever I want to happen the opposite happens
>>199193914You got btfo by denmark until they were a toenail offside lmao
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman. Rise, and... Shine.
>>199193899OK insecure racist. I don’t post anything like that, I’m not the Belgian flag. Also, you use incredibly sexist and ableist language constantly.
i’ll vote for whatever party can guarantee:>safe return of jay slater>abolish tv license >nonce hunters get gun licenses >soldiers and nurses get footballers wages simple as
just got an urge to replay oblivion. been years not going to commit tho
>>199193992me too
>>199193914KWABNOT SO SMUG NOW YOU RIGGING NONCE
>>199193995rules are rules ^^
The Slovakian family in my area better count their lucky stars that England went through as they were about to have their windows smashed tonight.
half Indian/half Scottish all based
>rorkestop these bloody refugees coming here!!!>leftypolumm maybe we should stop bombing their countries and they wouldn't need to come here?
>>199194026you watch interracial pornography and use racial slurs and support the global capitalist order and azov battallion. you are a fascist
I'll vote for whatever party >Increases PIP and UC bennies and garuanteed no cuts in the future >Deports as much immigrants and migrants as possibleSimple as
>>199194100how come scots are so good at music
Bro thinks it's 2005 lmao
it's coming home
>>199194104leftypol supports american imperialism in syria etc
Sainsbury's ad almost entirely wogged
>>199194141Horrifying
>>199194115Ok well if you’re going to argue against le evil boogeyman Spaino you’ve built up in your head there’s not much I can do about that lad, enjoy x
BIG GIRLCOCKS
Well Switzerland will be an easy walk over so who are England actually playing next?
>>199194141whered he come from then?
>>199194197everything I’ve said is provable truth as a quick archive search could verify
Dr Disrespect Sex Arse
Really wish I'd booked a holiday for these next couple of weeks
>>199194204
There is honking in my little small town.. Why the FUCK are bongs living in my shithole?
>>199194067hahaha
>>199194212San Marino, Andorra in the final
GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYSTO BE GIRLS WHO SHAG GIRLS LIKE THEYRE BOYSOH OHH OH OH
E N G L A N D
>>199194225behind her i suppose
>>199194266maybe they're german and just love england :^)
>>199194141
when i wanked the first time, the foreskin got stuck behind the head and just sort of stayed there. guess i circumcised myself.
whens the next game then
>>199194266According to the German Federal Statistics Office there are around 168,000 British citizens living in Germany as of 2021. North Rhein-Westphalia, Bavaria, Berlin and Lower Saxony have the largest number of Brits registered. Since the Brexit referendum in 2016, over 40,000 UK citizens have taken German citizenship and in 2021, 73,000 British citizens had dual British/German citizenship. A steep rise since 2016.
>>199194339sat
Slovakia were robbed. Never in a million years should there have been 6 minutes of extra time.I'm genuinely angry.
>>199194266We do weirdly get everywhere. A few years ago I went to a tiny little village in the middle of Extremadura to visit some of my Mrs’s relatives and we went to a bar and there was some random scouser there having a caña.
Can’t wait for the english to choke again. It’ll be delightful
>>199194104>America's 60 minute trip to merc bin laden displaced 3.7 million pakistanisTIL
>Jay Slater search called off>England winHonestly can't see how this day can get any better
>>199194373was quite funny when you were giving it the biggun saying 'ooh listen to me i know sports unlike you slovakia will win' and then they lost
Mad how governmentberg is too scared to let us have guns but they won't do anything about the imminent AI takeover, do they think they'll be in control of it or something
>>199193782left need their boogeymen
>>199194334
>>199194104most of that was obama
>>199194334alcoholic bird got her second glass. big trouble, staying away from that.
>thought it would be a good idea to play the Elden Ring DLC on NG+
>>199194404She was literally seconds away from being right and it would have been the deserved result. Why do some men seethe so much when women know more about footy than them, such a weird insecurity.
Sir Keir Obarmer
>>199194334cackling at the second glass being summoned from thin air, what are those french like haha x
switzerland next then
Coldplay are bland, insipid, middle-class musicians who make bland, simplistic, piss-weak, anodyne music designed to placate bland, easily-pleased sheep in bland, piss-poor, insipid, identikit arenas. They’re a supermarket, a chain store, a family car. They’re fucking muesli.
>>199194462need someone to run some of he other pics through luma, ie the hairy fanny pic
Yeah most women I've met have strong opinions on the quality of the Slovakian football team
>>199194473Hey, I'm middle class and can't stand them!
this is entirely cultural fyinot genetic no
>>199194506>Yeah most women I've metSo your mum?
>>199194473they’re a spainnonce
>>199194473Alri Super Hans
>>199194556Buried that sexless dork
start doing this
of course our young black bull bellingham saved us
Women famously do a lot of 'your mum' jokes
>>199194141grotesque
hijab wearing muslim girls with huge chebs who live across from me were going mental during the match, christ im in love with them aha
women are prolific 4chan posters
closing the curtains early to have a wank
>hating Coldplay for no reason Ah yes I remember being in Year 13 and pretending to have an incredibly cool taste in music too
Sucking a glizzy
>>199194458cope on she was mugging everyone off for no reason and got it wrong anyway
>Spainnonce>Tranny>WafllefreakYeah might do something else for a bit
>>199194556you’re literally a friendless virgin tranny that works for minimum wage and gets benefits for being retarded, your mum won’t even let you eat meat with bones in it. get some self-awareness lol
genuinely think southgate was hired by the tory party
>she
wow i turned off the game 10 mins before its end and england won 2-1??? wtf mad luck
>haven't eaten in over 24 hours
just wondering how many blonde dolls Southgate has sent to Bellingham's hotel room as a reward.....
IT'S COMING HOME
>More than 80 prison staff have been sacked or reprimanded since 2013 for having affairs with inmates, according to official statistics.why do they send women into the criminal BBC pits
>>1991944651, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4
yeah most women I've met were born with a cock and balls
>>199194720
>>199194441just start a new character, you can easily rush to radahn and mohg (use pureblood knight's medal)the dlc has loads of smithing stones
I will personally defend Georgia from PutinPVRE SOVL
>>199194747I’m sure you are, mentally ill cuck
>>199194758She’s genuinely so fucking fit and filthy looking corrr
>>199194742some call that a fast
>>199194726bellingham is the only one who believes in himself and doesnt give a fuck about hype or expectation because he's a soulless zoomer who's only ever known mad wealth and success at 19. southgate has to win the whole thing or he's out and if he does it'll be because essential real madrid mindset dragged him there
The BLADDY TORIES
Now that England have beaten Europe again does this mean Rishi can still win?
Ah yes cue the beeping and shouting because England managed to beat some dogshit worthless Slavic shithole team that everyone knew they were going to beat anyway
got 3 fish tendies and 3 chicken tendies in the oven get hyped lads
>>199194851why beeping
>>199194601>>199194747Lineage is passed on paternally.
>>199194801Can't be fucked already done everything in the base game aside from the fire giant, Azula, snowfield and the big treeMy autism prevents me from not doing literally everything
>>199194851brown hands clacking out this post
>>199194845youve got to be pretty thick to let that sway your vote
>>199193171I miss malls/shopping cities/arcadesThe ones left are just dead or full of brown zoomers trying to stab each other
>>199194870thats what im talkin bout
>I’ve just been mugged off and embarrassed completely by Employed Woman?>Time to have a 2-hour epic transphobic tantrum to show just how little it bothered me!
2024 is half way over
>>199194879oh wait i forgot cars exist and we call it beep instead of honk like the yanks
>>199194917shut up shut up shut up
sucking some beeping honkers
just saw a post from a paedophile who changed his name, another one for the filter
>>199194893So your saying the 1000 year Tory/Southgate reich will continue unchallenged?
>>199194906same
Bellingham is class. One of the best goals I've seen.
Off to the bed, ladsCanslad is a sleepylad
>>199194758there is no bar to entrywe have employed people that are too short to actually look through the observation window in the cell doors
Been working out consistently for 8 weeks now lads. Longest ever spell and I'm feeling good.I'm bulking at the moment, when should I cut?
This general is a toilet.
>>199194952Nah labour will win and England will cruise to victory at the same time as a peng heatwave rolls through
>>199194758dont understand why prison staff can be the opposite gender of the prisoners, seems like trouble waiting to happen especially male guards in womens prison seems like a totally fucked power dynamic
>>199194882then you'll have to nut up ladyou may be overestimating the effect ng+ is having on the dlc, everything hits like a truck and has loads of hp until you get more skibidi fragments on ng as well
I just know that something good is gonna happen
anyone going to fold on saturday night?
>>199194960No he isn't. He's a fat evil monster.
Gonna watch the Spain match lads and have some teaCatch y’all later x
Chantelle is safe again for the nightWas a close call at the end there
>>199195007Alri Gary Neville
>>199195020covering it in jalapeños is such a cringe twitter mong thing to do
>>19919319710 votes to griffyndor it is then
>>199194556Done that cunt EW x
Highly recommend the Eve's Delight strawberries from Tesco. Juicy, sweet, delicious
Southgate sending a fresh batch of blondes as a reward for Bellingham's heroic last minute winning goal to his 5 star presidential suite hotel room....
This is my body
>>199195020looks disgusting
>>199195019Reminds me of the snowfield areaDespise that bit
Prison guards should be 6'4" bald working-class white men with anger issues
>>199195053also grim with those kind of jalepenos. you need fresh chilli with eggs or it will just taste of vinegar
>>199195068Fuck me daddy
>>199194473In the general direction they've taken I'd agree...but the dude has written too many good songs to not respect him
operation gigawank has officially been called off
>>199195068need some pints in your belly la
>>199193925Fake tan side door is open
>>199195068based tinytrip
7 degrees what the fuck got socks on and my feeties are still cold
something is going on with zoomer slags they all have way bigger tits than generations before them
can just imagine those giggly blondes rubbing bellingham's athletic body in the marble clad shower rn
>>199195152what's your point
>>199195152oestrogen in the water. that's why men are being tricked into larping as women too
What is with the belgian cuck poster
>>199195171something is going on with zoomer slags they all have way bigger tits than generations before them
>>199195152black athletes only
>>199195152Yeah they're fat
>>199195152true, but not to the extent that the tick tocks make it seem to beunsurprisingly the titty monsters filter to the top there
>>199195152They're just fat as fuck
>>199195207battyman alert
>>199195187an absolute specimenjust filter theres no other belgians here anyway
>yfw when Sunak and Biden win
>>199195187mindbroken 190kg
ENGLAND
>>199195207You can see her neck.and face, that's not fat
>>199195183It's mad how oestrogen is fucking everywhere but unless you're a FtM tranny, testosterone is off limits
>2 pale clappers on your way, good job lad
>>199195227I wish
>>199194473you lose your thesaurus?
>>199195187he's just gooning to the thought of black footballers in the shower
>>199195161Can just imagine you rubbing your pathetic willy thinking about it. Sharing your fantasies with a bunch of disinterested people in a British culture thread. Bizarre
who the hell gets 4 chicken nuggets?
>>199195229I'd fucking lose the plot if tories somehow still won desu
>>199195229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVW4byVqWRk
>>199195284its not a fantasy its bellingham's reality
need to trim my fingernails
>>199193140Ayyy lads, it’s comin ome, innit ? Bloody ell mate, if not dis pooftah will get a taste of me bloody todger
'xiety playing up againanyone around to toss me off?
>>199195229Nah it'll be Starmer/Newsom
>>199195325may i nibble them for you? :3
>>199195324but its not your reality you sad cunt
Why aren't JFs funny
>>199195346Poosome
today's foodBreakfast: 4 scrambled eggs on 2 pieces of toast, strawberry yoghurt, glass of milkSnack: Protein barLunch: 2 bacon rashers and a fried egg in a rollSnack: Dark chocolateTea: Spaghetti bolognese
bellinghams bellend
>>199195409would scran all of that
>>199195412battering blondes.....
>>199195409maybe sneak some ozempic in there yeah
Why does this photo make the Belgian poster so deranged?
>>199195390Low understanding of self deprecation
>>199195439I'm bulking upI BEEN EATING
>>199195440it doesn't
>>199195440based oil driller
gfberg needing shagged again... sigh
>>199195241Loads of blokes are on test and tren now, there's a roid epidemic
>>199195482It quite clearly does.
Shit i forgot to get any cereal or eggs and now i have nothing to have for breakfast.
>>199195533I think he means legally.
>>199195540handsome lightskin king
Need to lose weight again
Any 20mm max hangs man in?
>>199195553Loads of trannies are on illegal e too because rnhs is so shit there's like 4 year waiting lists for them to be diagnosed
>>199195440LOOOLBelgcuck seethingLMAO
>>199195626>>199195626>>199195626
>>199195561>You
Mad how easily women are taken in by the tranny thing when they're the ones that suffer
>>199195553think its effectively the same as oestrogen hrt, maybe harder to source>>199195622think what theyre doing isnt illegal
It's not a /brit/, don't post in it
is there a new forthcoming?
If anyone wants my autograph I will be at freeklime, york tomorrow about 4pm
glasto looked so shitehope the 800 quid hole in your pocket was worth it suckas!!!!!!!!!
>>199195655All I know is a friend has gone private or rnhs would have her waiting 4 years for a referral
>>199195646women don't have the full picture and think it's just soft lads who want to be gay and ladylike they don't realise we're sending our most incel blokes into the womens toilets with them
St. George marches on
>>199195765thats probably true for various reasons but afaik youre actually allowed to import hormones to use on yourself
The Establishment FEARS the reform partyThe smears are increasing in intensity...
>>199196140>>199196140>>199196140actual thread
>>199194601His dads white
