The real thread.
friends keep dropping me/ghosting me/blocking me and i have no idea whylike people i've known for years and years suddenly out of the blue not responding to me or whatevermind boggling lads
Corr
Sunday funday
Walked past a women's gym with the door open on my way to get some smokes and beer and salami
>she
>>199196233Corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
genny leccy in a few days omg
>>199196251?
>>199196233
Fat Randy Orton
watching asmr
I hate children
Georgia are really in this
>>199196170maybe you smell
Honestly lads I smelled a sweaty woman in the shop before and they just smell like sweaty men tbqh. No different scent
>>199196299their farts dont smell nice either
u've all been done
>>199196299pheremones are peer reviewed thoughever
ate some month old eggs earlier and now ive got a tummy ache
>>199196321>their farts dont smell nice either
Need to do a cheeky 'cide
>>199196299...nhwomen you are attracted to have a nice smelli suspect you may be a homo-sexual
Lee harvey oswald was the prototype. CIA helped to build a post war world that is ideal only for agents and assets . A chaotic formless world where no has any coherent identity and nothing means anything so they can act wherever whenever with impunity. Anything and anyone can triggered at any time if and when it suits the powers that be
>>199196351curious what makes a cheeky 'cide and a non cheeky. Is it cheeky to be discrete i.e pills killing you in your sleep, or would a cheeky 'cide be a messy one like blowing your head off in public?
>>199196299yeah but it's hot knowing the smell comes from a woman's pores
tfw no braphog gf whos braps smell like candy floss
>>199196384Well I wasn't attracted to her in the 3 seconds I moved past her in the shop so I guess I am gay
>eat a few pringlescorr these are well nice, i'll have a few more>eat a few morecorr the taste is even better the second time round, i'll have a few more>eat half the tubecorr now i feel sick and terrible and like i might boke and shit myself at the same time, i'll never eat pringles again
Two giggly blondes sent by Southgate massaging Bellingham's exhausted athletic body rn in his presidential suite hotel room
they did a study on friends who had immediate chemistry and they couldnt tell their friends scent apart from their own pheremones are real, you like people who smell good to you
>>199196495kinda gay that
I like sweaty men tbqh
>>199196447My sister is a braphog which makes boners weird
went to china with the gf when i was a teenager in 2016 and we stayed at her parent's investment flat (fuck knows what that investments like now)anyway there was little food and she was a mong and the only places i knew how to get to were the tube, family mart and lawson. so every evening id stock up on fags and tins. all my money was spent on ciggies (my personal choices were Marlboro Reds, Chunghwas and Davidoffs and i was going through 2 packs a day at the time) and booze in the end so i got hungry and didnt know how to order maccies in china so I ate these 3 day old meat dumplings and heated them up by putting them in the microwave hahafucking hell my shits were mad got me feeling nostalgic now even though it was objectively terrible
>>199196516Gay detector rattling violently and close to exploding at this post
>>199196529qrd
>>199196495you ever go to someone's house and their house smells rank? is that because of that? you know what i mean
>>199196562was this in a big city?
Bellingham's big black bellend bashing beautiful blondes
>>199196600idk ive never gone to someones house and liked the smell, gotta get used to it
>>199196610He is not attractive. He is fat and repulsive.
The quintessential braphog experience would be having them sat on your face with their huge arse after they've had a spicy curry
>>199196610are you wanking right now?
>>199196631didnt ask what the last person in your vicinity thought about you
FILAHEADKAPPAELLESSE
>>199196662Waheyyyyyyy. He is done and dusted
>>199196607Shanghai but i have no idea where exactlyi have the address in chinese somewhere, also got a few pics, might post a few and get one of those geolads to find out where it is
Can just imagine his lightskin python mercilessly ramming into one of the blondes southgate has sent to his presidential suite
operation gigawank has once again been cancelled
alriwhats the craic then
>>199196686ordered mcdonalds in china once but this was not far back as 2016 so they had the self serve kiosks and I could figure it out. Guess they didn't have those in Shanghai back then?
>>199196690Mate. I left to make tea and I've come back now and you STILL haven't had your gigawank? This is just not on.
>>199196562why didnt you get your gf to order you maccies
>>199196745due to circumstances out out my control the plot has gone off course for the gigawankwe'll check back shortly if conditions improve
Pale clappers fawning over him
I love pickles but I hate cucumbers, how does that work?
>>199196791deficient in sodium
>3 day old meat dumplings this poster clearly hasnt seen a video from pic related
>>199196571Yeah, what of it?
>when i was a teenager in 2016FOLC
Gym or wank?
>>199196754how can an imaginary gf order maccies
the fittest blondes for our young king
Remember when Southgate said he wanted Saka to shag his daughter
>>199196785Well I hope they do improve because you made a promise to deliver on the gigawank and it still has not been delivered. If you go to bed tonight with the jizz still in your balls I'll have to come over and crack them both open like eggs.
Belgian just wants to be shagged up the arse by bellingham right?
>>199196894Wank at the gym
>>199196791Thats mad. I like cucumber but hate pickles.
>>199196915cant blame him (hope he did)
only just found out how much it costs to use one of those lime bikes you see around, they are having a fucking laugh surely?
>>199196140hey lads, would you shag a big tits asian girl who wants mixed kids?
>>199196951>lime bikes you see aroundno I don't
>>199196973No.
Pickles just hit right
Bellingham's rudeboy shmeat slapping mad silly into tight eager blondes rn
>>199196997alri bubble bass
consuming instagram reels slop
>>199196990these ones lad
Watching Georgia Vs Spain. Not fussed who wins. It's a good match so far.
>>199196951go on then, how much
>>199197083your willy is bigger than some of the players on the pitch
>>199196894post gym wank everybody wins
Love these Slavic Hyperborea aestheticsdon't care if that makes me a so-called "chud"
Bellingham's slick and young bbc giving mad backshots to fit tight young perfect blonde fuckdolls
>>199196951>>199197069all the kids ride them for freeall you need to is give it a running start and CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK off they go
Do women really do this when they hang out together?
>>199196740no and it closed really early, like 8pm, everything was just a bit shit>>199196754couldnt even remember where she was half the time, just stayed upstairs while i stayed down, it was like a 4 storey flat. one time i was left alone because she went to visit her grandparents and i wasnt welcome haha
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>>199197107Convinced me. Gonna do chest then come back and wank to gay porn
>>199197134Don't understand why gays aren't racist. Why do they love muslims so much? Abduls aren't very keen on the whole LGBT thing are they?
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vgh
any webm of bellinghams goal?
I need a jobI need a jobI need a job
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>>199197179There are actually a load of right wing internet gays, no so much racist as they're fine with brown non-religious but very anti muslim
bellingham's abs starting to sweat while pounding out blonde after blonde after blonde in his platinum suite hotel room
i'm not a rapper
Got toil on the morrow
can not understand the belgium flags overall gimmick. Cuckoldry sponsored by Shell?
Cam on jorja
>Marine Le Pen's far-right National Rally WINS first round of elections in France: She declares 'democracy has spoken' and President Macron's alliance was 'almost wiped out' as it is forced into third2 hours ago CNN said she was facing a major 1st round loss
Why is Belgian freak trying to push that Bellingham is black so much? Lineage is passed down paternally. White man. Fascinating how hard he is trying to push this narrative.
Why are schoolgirls dressed like sluts in the UK? What's the point in forcing this on children?
>>199197306Just doing my job
how often do you think women make out with each other for fun/practice?
>>199197421who is forcing it?
>>199197421to get that thug meat battered into them
>>199197449Men do it too desu
>>199197420so bellingham's bellend is small? interestug
The Blakeney screensaver thing is... so strange to me? Like sure, maybe a nice photo with your bestie, but a revolving door of photos of her? So very odd, and if I were Blakeney and they aren't together, it would absolutely freak me out.
>>199197452Isn't it the uniform?
hate the belgian flag but can't help chuckling at some of his posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK61JMXCFVkmy dom wife rellana
Rorke booking his ticket to Thailand to catch some ladyboy action
>>199197102apparently its £1 to unlock it and then 23p per minute, so to use one for 30 minutes would cost £8, just mental to pay that for fucking cycling
>>199197486No girls tend to roll up their skirts to make them shorter if thats what you mean. l dont know any school that specialises in slutty uniforms
>>199197518think you buy points in advance and it's cheaper
I'm going to visit Birmingham in 2026 (european athletics championship). What should I know?
https://youtu.be/Z-jyc2OYXsI?t=226
>>199197566RIP
>>199197566Finland will lose and then all the athletes will get shot
>>199197566you are going to see women in skimpy little pants arent you. nonce
>>199197140I choose to believe they do.
The German girl I was talking to just posted about how much she likes Jude Bellingham. Potential gf status ended
>>199197610>>199197638>>199197657Alright, Ill skip the sport event and get drunk every day causing havoc and dismay in the city tourist attractions then.
Do you reckon your pets get jealous that you can wank yourself off and they can't?
>>199197723no they probably just think we're doing retarded human stuff
>>199197723Never seen a dog humping things? I guess it depends on whether they've been neutered. Hard to have a sex drive with no bollocks
>>199197723Dogberg loves shagging the pillowstein
If you're voting anything other than Labour you are truth challenged
why is the thread going so slowly
sir queer charmer
>>199197859my threads always go slowly because i've got the nuisances filtered completely
YO ESKIBOYHOLD TIGHT RECALL
oy vey
>>199196789lips like a cat's bumhole
I can hear people talking in the street. I can hear cars driving past. I can hear neighbourberg slamming doors. I can hear a dog barking several houses away. I can hear shitty music blasting from a car as it drives down the road.I hate it. I’m going insane. I don’t even live in a big city it’s a town. It’s half 9 on a Sunday. This is hell. Just shut the fuck up for once.
SHES AN A-CUPBIG BUM NO TITS
>>199197977barclaysCHADS
>eat first meal of the day>immediately get the shits after taking 2 bites and have to run to the toilet why does this keep happening
>>199197528In Surrey they do.
she made the olympic team at age 17https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfe2GBppF20
garn beddingtons
>>199198074>Gets mogged by fiber everyday
>>199197689she means she loves english men like you dumb cunt
Radio silence from Rorke since this dropped.
REMINDER.Bellingham is part of the 'White or Caucasiform' group due to his paternally 'White or Caucasiform' lineage. This is why he looks like a lighter version of a Erythriote.
>>199198198>Ethiopians are whiteyeah not so sure about that mate
>>199198198das racist!
just booked me hotels for my two week holiday in japan in septemberbuzzing lads
lathered up in lavendar smelling lotion in bed and drinking out of a wine glass like a gayboy xx
>>199198270Weeb
>>199198270japan is snoresville
GeoWizardYou are DISRESPECTFUL You can't do whatever you wantArrogant manGeowizard
>>199198238KNOW. THE. DIFFERENCE.Ethiopians are more related to Caucasoids than West Africans, hence the classification.
(8) We can go gyatt for gyattFuck that, we can go rizz for rizzNineteen bucks for the Fortnite cardDouble pump with the fanum taxI got the aura, the sigma, the ligma, and Livvy, she say I got rizzIt's got to the point that I don't even care, I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear (8)
>>199198313Never done this and I sucked a knob on Wednesday
>>199198294I just ate a hotdog so give me 5 minutes, also hold me to it because I want to do it
>>199198324he's just going in a straight line across wales and he will jump over your hedge fence. not a biggie.
>>199198333Dont listen to central slop
>>199198357not gay just love treating myself and acting effeminate in private
>>199196610His dads white
weird how the ten commandments included don't murder or commit adultery but didn't say don't torture or rape
>>199198294unironically do the 20. l've let myself get too soft and flabby
It’s not over until it’s over.
>>199198392or benefits fraud
>>199197977woah woah woah, you're telling me the banks support israel? who could have predicted this
>>199198403You're done rish get ready
>>199198385the french bloke from first dates
>>199198434funnily enough he's also an oil driller
Genuinely can't imagine how stupid you have to be to watch love island and enjoy it.
>>199198465You post on 4chan
they put her in jail remanded in custody until Monday
>>199198434His Irish
>>199198465anthropologically speaking it's a fascinating show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8sXEYMw3pAso this is the power of the chinese century...
You like junglist music?Junglism?Yeah, yeahEr, it's alright, prefer hard house manYeah?Yeah
>>199198501oh my god senpai, CLAPPERR
>>199198535why dont you go out and find a white gf?
got the toaster on
>>199198529commiemong, explain this right now.
love my pakistani gf
>>199198574Capitalist rockets also explode
>>199198560got one already
need to trim my pubes before i go to the jap onsen haha
>>199198501sucking a guard off as we speak
>>1991984834chan, retarded as it is, is still of a higher intellectual calibre than love island is
>>199198614I think they frown upon that
>>199198616Now her real face
>>199198616mouth game braaaazyyy frrrr
>>199198465I mean there all off at Glastonbury now so imagine the viewer numbers have dipped (the sheep are all at Glastonbury I mean)
>>199198593>i shit my pants>but someone else shat his pants sometime>so it's okaybrilliant mind of communism finest
the establishment fears the reform bvll..
>>199198614i thought everybody's willard and fannard get pixelated in japan
Shane McMahon will debut at Forbidden Door lads
his lightskin mamba slapping brazy into a pale young tight blonde ting
wish lingard was back in our countrymaybe him and bellingham could double team pale meats LOL
>>199198647who said that
Churchill was a bad leader. He's only remembered fondly because he was the Prime Minister during the war, not because of his actual leadership abilities. The Americans kept his worst instincts in check. If he was making all of the decisions then the western allies would have been bogged down in Southern Europe when the Soviets were rolling across the northern European plains.
>>199198792Your mudda poocel Islam dog
l'll be honest is anyone here still triggered by cuck posting? Like we get it man footballers shag who cares
Now this is a fucking team lads. Thank God I moved to a country that knows something about footy. You can thank us for Bellingham’s equaliser as well, don’t kid yourself into thinking he’d have scored a clutch goal like that if he didn’t have Madrid DNA.
>>199198861she just wants to trap a rich old fella LOLwhile getting blackened on the side haha LOL
>>199198869i rarely see it thanks to 4chanx. once you filter belgium and spainlard it's 90% of it gone
>>199198889It must be tough being an incel with a cuckolding fetish. That's like a double whammy.
Bellingham is basically Thanos
bellingham deserves all the pale ones
rorkes creps
why dont some downloaded movies work on my telly? Very annoying
bellingham's hotboy cock slapping very quickly rn
>>199199072wrong codec
tiny hairless slits squirting but big man bellingham still aint done yet LOL
>>199199072what do you play them with?
boring wank
>>199199108>>199199129Just put them on a memory stick and plug it in. Bit of a dummy dont know how to change the codec or fix it
>>199199184tvs know avi and mp4 but wont know how to make sense of mkvs or anything like thatcosts more to put the brains into itget a cheap android box and that'll be better at it, or an xbox if you've got one
>>199199234ok thanks
don't understand all this taylor swift art
su lad has passed away
can't believe glasto picked this shite as a sunday headliner. diversity gone mad
>>199199293Source
woke madness
Spain Vs Georgia match was good.Match was full of energy throughout. Georgia did have some good chances but Spain were the better team.
need to develop a sense of fashion
cuddling and foreplay > sex
>>199199315saw it on su's twitter
>>199199312your fault for watching that drivel
teen squirt running down bellingham's shmeat but he keep pounding
>>199199354true. i like going back and forth between kissing and nipple sucking myself.
>>199198198Where is Irish?
last night was my last gay wank
>>199199521Love showing pics of my arse to straight blokes and them telling me they've wanked all over it
bellingham just busted a mad nut into a very tight blondie
>>199199577Quite a bizarre post that mate
>JAY Slater’s furious family have blasted cruel conspiracy theorists for hampering the hunt for the missing teen.>Cops in Tenerife called off their search for the missing Brit after 14 days – and his family feel the “trolls have won”.
Camila bringing that CUBAN FLAVOR to Glastonbury!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjrrUttGzs4
mad what muck they put on the internet these dayssick of it
>>199199595thug's plaything
>>199199631>cruel conspiracy theoristsmy dad basically
>>199199346Get your gf to dress you
>>199199515Such an incredible gimmique, I kneel
about to kill this little shit
>>199199629Isn't really though. I take pics of my arse, post them online and straight blokes (many fit chaddy lads) tell me they've made them erect and/or ejaculate
annoys me that british politics have become so racebaity. class is more important in terms of inequality in british society. also my tax class is disabled.
>>199199704Alri aldi tranny
>>199199693Chef him cuh
>>199199704well lets see it then
imagine belgium nonce being eaten by a pack of wolves
>>199199704used to send lads on grindr pics of my knob when i was a young twinkgrown out of that gay muck now
yutes ramming raw meat into pale teens
>>199199704whos the bigger arry oofta then? you or them?
>>199199712Migrants to Britain are often peasants or bourgeois so they bring reactionary political views.
might become a product managersick of doing hard graft
Alright guys. Winding down for bed now. Toil tomorrow. 6:30 am - 14:00 pm. Not a great shift but not terrible either.
>haven’t post in brit since before the Euros>belgcuck is still going
>>199199631do they actually think he's alive out there living off the land?
It's over.
>>199199184The memory card corrupted. Memory cards are very sensitive and it's hard to know which are the high quality ones. I have a 1 TB memory card from a Chinese company that can only have about 30 GB of content (videos) on it before it corrupts through some bewildering happenstance.There isn't much info on how to use a memory card so that it is reliable, so they are somewhat scams. But here is what I've learned so far:>Don't have your phone take a hard impact>NEVER MOVE files to/from the card, ONLY COPY (this so so that the card doesn't get confused and has a reference from which it can safely replicate data)>Do not have your device at high temperatures for extended periods>Do not try to access the SD card directly with another device (OTG cable)>Do not torrent/download directly to the SD card>Do not open archives (.rar, .7z) and extract them to the SD card (it will go incredibly slowly and will end up corrupting the videos and the card after it all)>Do not look at it strangelyWatching videos directly from the SD card (after they are fully downloaded) should be fine. But there is a lot that can go wrong from messing with it like you would your internal storage. Personally, I use mine (microSD) for storing large amounts of porn videos and movies I torrent and download, so it gets tough storing it all when it can corrupt at any time. You should definitely have a backup storage in case it does corrupt for any random reason.
im the baddest bitch in \brit\
How often do you backup your computer? Every 2 months for me.
>>199199809he has become one with the guanches. his spirit lives on in the great teide.
im the worst bitch in \brit\
isn't it crazy that at a moment's notice you could do the stupidest shit but you somehow keep yourself from doing so. like why dont i smash a bottle of wine at the supermarket?
wish i had a cat
>>199199893Because there's no benefit in you doing that. It actually puts you at risk of negative consequences.
>>199199719pfft fat tramp he is>>199199728nh>>199199744not the same though is it. you wanted validation for your knob as a straight bloke but didn't care about them being blokes beyond feeling gay but i send pics of my arse immensely caring about them being fit blokes>>199199766dunno, you decide
belgium nonce being mauled by a grizzly bear
>>199199917like the twinky man in a wig with a name tag on giving you a dirty look?
I felt like the internet should've stopped evolving at around 2009 or so
Tonight's the night.
>>199199893lol i sometimes think how easy it would be to irreparably fuck up your life in a few minutes
>>199199893Always scared of acting on intrusive thoughts me, especially something like grabbing a girl's arse
Did Scotland make it out of the group stage?
>>199199938i told you, im not gay
>>199199893>>199199984for brits that would be posting the n word on twitter
>>199200060great banter mate!
New>>199200081>>199200081>>199200081
yung thugs slapping raw meat up pale teen blonde slitties on the rhythm of the ear piercingly loud dancehall music
>>199199800You're telling me you're employed?
